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Darvince

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Why die?
« on: February 04, 2014, 09:07:26 PM »
When you can get GorchulInsuranceTM and live forever, for the low cost of only 8% of your monthly income!
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tuto99

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2014, 10:39:01 PM »
Why dar
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blotz

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 05:36:31 AM »
because physics
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atomic7732

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2014, 06:50:14 AM »
sell your soul to Å¡ekvani the goddess of cyclones and when you die you will become one, free of charge (minus the soul part)
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matty406

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2014, 07:27:36 AM »
Sacrifice 9 (human only) bodies to PHLËG-MEL and traverse the mist worlds on path of nails to the skull cairn, deposit the heads of the 9 and leave via the path of nails.
this guarantees immortality 90% of the time.
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Darvince

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2014, 09:21:37 AM »
I'm pretty sure things like this are for people like kip who would spend as much as the entire GDP of the US just to stay alive for three minutes longer
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blotz

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2014, 09:28:38 AM »
spend 3 years for 3 minutes
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FiahOwl

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2014, 04:13:34 PM »
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blotz

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2014, 07:24:14 PM »
til fiah could get grounded
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FiahOwl

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2014, 08:31:21 PM »
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blotz

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2014, 12:56:47 PM »
control a didn't yield the answer. i must ask
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Darvince

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2014, 04:06:49 PM »
why would you ground yourself
that's like being racist against your own race
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FiahOwl

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 06:48:00 PM »
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blotz

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 07:09:43 PM »
hey lookie he bolded it does that mean it's importanter than everything else
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TheMooCows

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2014, 07:23:39 PM »
nah it means to ignore it bong
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Darvince

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2014, 09:45:00 AM »
Once you go procrastination you never go productivity unless you do something completely insane like Fiah did.
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TheMooCows

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Re: Why die?
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2014, 02:56:26 PM »
Completely insane sounds right
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