Author Topic: Gorchul (Read 4787 times)

Darvince · « **on:** January 03, 2014, 09:47:25 PM »

he is everywhere, he will get you, nobody dies of old age. everyone dies to gorchul.

Thomas · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2014, 09:51:49 PM »

Did he get me while I was sleeping?

FiahOwl · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2014, 09:56:54 PM »

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Darvince · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:52:51 AM »

My soul has been wide open for Gorchul to see, but what did he do? Oh, he just stole it and took it to the nether planes of time, that massive fuck. I know that's where I'll go when I die now.

atomic7732 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:22:11 AM »

yarideki comes but you don't know
yarideki slithers to find you
yarideki comes but you don't know
take away, take away, take away, take us

in the rain, in the dark, in the daylight
there is no one, nobody can help you
kill the old to replace with a new life
yarideki, yarideki don't steal me

who needs gorchul when you have yarideki already?

Darvince · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2014, 02:01:51 AM »

oh fuck, now we have both

Bla · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2014, 05:39:35 AM »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/every-parents-worst-nightmare-is-losing-a-child-to,34762/

matty406 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2014, 06:29:38 AM »

Darvince · « **Reply #8 on:** January 06, 2014, 10:59:56 AM »

You better watch out, you better not cry, cause Gorchul's in your house looking for your children, but this is just to scare you because he's an omniscient shapeshifter. Oh and he could just become your children if he wanted.

Darvince · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2014, 11:06:10 PM »

mfw we made it onto the front page of google

atomic7732 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:52:32 AM »

not hard with obscure topics

Darvince · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2014, 11:16:08 AM »

Gorchul isn't very obscure he's a whole Onion article! And the Onion only makes stories of things that are $100% true! It's incredible!

matty406 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2014, 12:01:06 PM »

Gorchul is reel!!!!111

blotz · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2014, 01:30:38 PM »

atomic7732 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2014, 05:05:19 PM »

no, 111

blotz · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2014, 05:32:24 PM »

Darvince · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2014, 10:16:33 PM »

111 malerdemons on the wall, 111 malerdemons, take one down, it runs off fast, 110 malerdemons on the wall

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Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2015, 09:38:00 AM »

soog hool gorchul

Darvince · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2015, 12:10:51 AM »

praise him

Gordon Freeman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2015, 09:32:44 AM »

praise Game.addClass ("elderWrath");