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Tutorial or Not?
« on: January 23, 2010, 03:10:02 PM »
Example:

User 1: Eat Cake.
User 2: Not a tutorial. 1. Bake a cake. 2. Taste it.
User 3: Almost. Go to google and search for "spore hacks". Go to sporebase.com and follow the guide on doing a hack for spore.
User 4: Tutorial! (so on)

If it is not a tutorial, say "Not a tutorial."
If it is barely a tutorial, say "Barely" or "Almost".
If it is a tutorial, say "Tutorial!"

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1. Go to sporebase.com.
2. Go to the hacking guide.
3. Click the link to a hack.
4. Follow the directions for that hack.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2010, 01:16:50 AM »
Tutorial!

1) Remove your internet cable or turn off your wireless connection.
2) Download Universe Sandbox 728.319.231 times.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2010, 10:06:54 AM »
Almost.

1. Cake

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2010, 10:34:12 AM »
Not a tutorial.

1) Buy a Xbox 360.
2) Buy a printer and a scanner for your computer.
3) Buy a car.
4) Buy a new house.
5) Buy an aircraft.
6) Buy a hotel.
7) Buy Monaco.
8) Buy The Moon.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2010, 12:22:31 PM »
Almost.

1. Turn on the TV.
2. Grab chips.
3. Sit down on the sofa.
4. Become a couch potato.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2010, 01:13:56 PM »
Tutorial

1. FInd knife
2. Find butter
3. Paste self
4. Eat

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 01:53:51 PM »
Almost.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 02:15:08 PM »
Not

1. Don't wake me
2. I don't want to leave dream
3. I want to stay asleep

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 02:49:04 PM »
Not A TUTORIAL.

You need to have "Not a tutorial" if it is not. Not "Not".

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2010, 04:16:37 PM »
Not a tutorial

(Btw, mine was lyrics)

1. Condense gas
2. Heat up with friction
3. Spin
4. Form asteroids
5. Collide asteroids
6. Form planets

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2010, 06:04:03 PM »
Tutorial!

1. Plug your nose.
2. Taste two different flavors of ice cream.
3. When tasting each flavor, say what flavor it is.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2010, 08:43:29 PM »
"Almost"

1. Fill with paper.
2. Press Ctrl+P on keyboard
3. Press enter or click OK
4. Watch paper come out of printer
5. Reach to grab paper
6. Grab Paper

Haha, the bolded paper, I typed parap. How? I do not know.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2010, 09:50:27 PM »
Not a tutorial. Why? Because it is useless.

1. Eat Cake
2. Eat More Cake
3. Eat MORE Cake.
4. Eat MORE cow-bell.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2010, 06:28:47 AM »
Not a tutorial.  ;D

1. Get warm water about 5000 km wide
2. Get a low pressure system
3. Remove most wind shear, so there is about 5 - 15 kts of it.
4. Get a high pressure system for it to move around.
5. Let the low go where it goes.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2010, 08:04:32 AM »
Not a tutorial (What are we trying to make)

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2010, 10:07:08 AM »
Not a tutorial (What are we trying to make)
Probably a hurricane or something. :P
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Not a tutorial.

1) Get the most powerful laser in the world.
2) Get water equal to 50 Olympic sized swimming pools.
3) Use the laser to heat the water, and watch it all evaporate in a second.

Fusion power shalt soon be available! :)

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2010, 03:40:12 PM »
Tutorial. Where did you get the laser?
Yes a hurricane.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2010, 03:58:18 PM »
Not a tutorial. (if you don't include a "tutorial" it is not a tutorial)

1. Grab a cup.
2. Make the coffee in the machine.
3. Drink it.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2010, 08:56:20 PM »
Sorry, I had to get off. No way is that a tutorial!

1. Eat food
2. Take it from oven/microwave/pot/pan
3. Cook it
4. Put it in oven/microwave/pot/pan
5. Take it out of the package
6. Take package from fridge/freezer/cupboard
7. Open fridge/freezer/cupboard

BONUS!

1. Like food
2. Swallow
3. GURJAKPOFJADSLOF
4. delete deoxy99
5. Undelete deoxy99
6. I'm random!
7. Throw a tomato at a fan
8. Listen to music
9. Break Universe Sandbox
10. Open this topic
11. Type
12. Say "hi" to random strangers smiling oddly, then say "I'm wearing new socks", then skip away.
13. Thirteen
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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2010, 09:26:30 PM »
1. Not a tutorial.
2. Not a tutorial.

This is getting kind of boring. I should lock it.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2010, 10:24:57 AM »
Okay, time to start over.

1. Grab this smiley from pantry ( :()
2. Insert in mouth.
3. Chew smiley.
4. Swallow.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 02:27:33 PM »
バンプ。

Bump.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2011, 04:52:08 PM »
Not a tutorial...

1. Expande your empire
2. Conquer other small city-states
3. Become the largest empire in ze world~

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2011, 05:09:35 PM »
Not a tutorial... (I wasn't copying your statement.)

1. Learn Japanese
2. Speak Japanese
3. Be Smart

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2011, 05:24:48 PM »
Not a tutorial.

1. Read a dictionary.
2. Write sentences.
3. Become smart.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2011, 05:28:55 PM »
Not a tutorial.

1. Acquire monies
2. Hire a personal Physics tutor
3. Become smart.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2011, 05:40:46 PM »
Not a tutorial.

1. Grab a paper.
2. Grab a pencil.
3. Set the paper down on a flat, non-bumpy surface.
4. Apply the sharp end of the pencil to the paper.
5. Form letters with the pencil.

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2011, 09:09:43 PM »
Too much tutorial.

How To Make A Title (Extended Version)

1. step on a plate
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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2011, 09:36:57 PM »
Almost.

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14. CCC-COMBOBREAKER!

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Re: Tutorial or Not?
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2011, 10:22:04 PM »
Not a tutorial.

Also:
Too much tutorial.
That is not what you are supposed to say.