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Desacabose

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Cleverbot failure.
« on: June 17, 2012, 03:52:30 PM »
Cleverbot I am disapoint.

Desacabose

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 03:54:41 PM »
Then this happened

Desacabose

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2012, 04:17:11 PM »
Cleverbot... >:(

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 04:19:44 PM »
damn dixon

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Cleverbot is evil.
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2012, 04:30:18 PM »
I looked at my trades, and decided to use Cleverbot as a Magic 8 Ball...

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2012, 04:32:23 PM »


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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2012, 04:34:49 PM »
DESACABOSE HAS SAID IT. IT IS NOW CANON

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2012, 04:51:00 PM »
inb4 dan comes, locks this thread and nukes everything else.

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2012, 04:55:26 PM »
I wouldn't blame him if he did.

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2012, 04:58:11 PM »
shit, srsnue has probably already filed a report on this. everyone explode.

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2012, 04:59:37 PM »
*Prepares for 'sploding


*pretends that didn't sound weird

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2012, 05:04:02 PM »
* mudkipz hands desacabose a kilogram of semtex

eat it.

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2012, 11:20:26 AM »
shit, srsnue has probably already filed a report on this. everyone explode.
SssSSSsSSss..

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2012, 01:54:34 AM »
User: Hello prisoner 167.

Cleverbot: I am not paris hilton.

User: That is true...

Cleverbot: I really like the void. It is so deep and peaceful.

User: Okay... So does that mean you like it here?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like the food?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love it.

User: Do you know the ponies around here?

Cleverbot: I do not, please tell me about them.

User: I'm sorry, I do not know them well. Are the guards nice?

Cleverbot: No, I don't know them well either, but they set the standards.

User: Hmm... Apparen- Shit my quill!

Cleverbot: We're like the prisoners in the cave, aren't we?

User: I... I'm sorry?

Cleverbot: Be sorry. Very sorry.

User: Woah woah woah!

Cleverbot: Is that a yes or no?

User: I can clean it up... If that's what you mean...

Cleverbot: No that's not what I mean. But you aren't a girl either.

User: Well... In fact I am... Prisoner 167.

Cleverbot: What is the worst thing you have ever done?

User: *cleans up ink splatter*.

Cleverbot: *helps you*.

User: Wut.



"Taking out the same clipboard and quill, she starts asking me meaningless questions again. Do you like the food? Do you know the ponies around here? Are the guards nice? I answer them all in succession with complete nonchalance, but they donít stop coming. I keep hoping that sheíll give up and leave like the last time, but sheís determined to stay for some reason, even as my answers become mumbled and indistinct.

Thereís a light snapping sound as her quill presses into the paper, and a black smear drips onto the floor. Seeing that black spot on the floor of the white box made me want to hurt this pony. I decide itís smarter to just bite my lip and not get in any trouble. The guards would be merciless.

Cursing quietly, the strange pony levitates a small glass bottle and another quill from her saddlebag. From the bottle emerges a tiny stick covered in something white, and she rubs it on the clipboard, as well as onto the black stain on the ground. It becomes white.

I canít remember the last time Iíve been so amazed."

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2012, 05:10:37 AM »
13:02:57   User:   Do you like 9gag.
13:03:02   Cleverbot:   No.
13:03:11   User:   Do you like reddit?
13:03:15   Cleverbot:   Yes.

my faith in cleverbot is restored

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Re: Cleverbot failure.
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2012, 08:50:12 PM »
User: Hello, Aeridanish Security Breach Prisoner 0294. I am Colonel Michael Davis.

Cleverbot: We have a lot in common, my eyes change colour to. What colour is your hair?

User: Pink. My hair is pink.

Cleverbot: Pink is dumb.

User: Fuck you. Guards, execute ASBP-294.

Cleverbot: My Lord?

User: Lord? There is no god silly.

Cleverbot: If there's no god, then who are you talking to?

User: The guards of this high security prison made for people who have breached the national security of Aeridani.

Cleverbot: Have you been? It's nice.

User: WHY ISN'T THIS FOOL EXECUTED ALREADY GUARDS?

Cleverbot: But I do not know what is good for you, I can only speak about myself, about what I think and feel.

User: Say your last words before you are dead, prisoner.

Cleverbot: Yes master!

User: Spit them out slave.

Cleverbot: *spins around for Master*.