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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #330 on: February 03, 2012, 11:53:49 AM »
No you're older than all my cats.

You're younger then all of my cats.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #331 on: February 03, 2012, 04:37:50 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #332 on: February 03, 2012, 09:05:17 PM »
Naru: you're already deoxy's girlfriend
Naru: go turn deoxy into female then

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #333 on: February 04, 2012, 06:05:13 AM »
Who is naive now, Skirtkipz. >:D

Kolkolkol >:D

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #334 on: February 04, 2012, 06:05:47 AM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #335 on: February 04, 2012, 06:10:44 AM »
A level 38 pring on an asteroid would cost 41,000,000,000 credits according to my calculations. :P

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #336 on: February 04, 2012, 11:19:31 AM »
[2012-02-04 11:16:47] <skirtisan_>  Status ##universesandboxX bong_X Naru523X [Everypony, welcome to ##universandbox: 170% content. | TC Tracking - C1 Tropical Cyclone Jasmine (45 kts, 986 hPa), Tropical Depression 10F (998 hPa) | MLP Tracking - 4.2.16: 7 days] [07:40] == skirtisan [45741525@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.116.21.37] has joined ##universesandbox [07:40] *nickserv* identify **<password goes here>** [07:40] -NickServ- You are now identified for skirtisan. [07:40]
[2012-02-04 11:17:03] <atomic7732> should it be... did you just give us your password
[2012-02-04 11:17:09] <atomic7732> -.-
[2012-02-04 11:17:24] <atomic7732> anyway
[2012-02-04 11:17:26] <matty406> lololol
[2012-02-04 11:17:40] <BlaBla44> Kol skirtisan.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #337 on: February 04, 2012, 05:42:04 PM »
[17:36] <atomic7732> I have a special connection with them
[17:38] |<-- Fiah has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection)

KOLKOLKOL.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #338 on: February 04, 2012, 05:55:16 PM »
KOLKOLKOL

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #339 on: February 04, 2012, 08:19:04 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #340 on: February 04, 2012, 08:19:30 PM »
Goddamnit glisten jet.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #341 on: February 04, 2012, 08:22:39 PM »
Darvince   nue separated himself into multiple people
Naryan   probably
Naryan   wtf

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #342 on: February 04, 2012, 08:33:23 PM »
[19:32]   skirtisan   the connection
[19:32]   skirtisan   took an arrow to the knee
[19:32]   |<--   Fiah has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #343 on: February 04, 2012, 08:36:29 PM »
[19:35]   FictilePegasus   Ok
[19:36]   FictilePegasus   Join
[19:36]   FictilePegasus   In a sex

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #344 on: February 12, 2012, 12:00:34 AM »
[22:58]   Darvince   well no one does like me, now that deoxy left.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #345 on: February 12, 2012, 12:01:54 AM »
HNNG

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #346 on: February 12, 2012, 05:43:45 AM »
ohdeer

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #347 on: February 12, 2012, 07:35:25 AM »
It was meant to be "me but Fiah keeps stalking you"? XD

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #348 on: February 12, 2012, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from my brother's facebook.
"The way to a girl's heart is like solving the unknowns for a system of equations. There may be a unique solution, no solutions, or infinitely many solutions.

...And then, there is chocolate."

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #349 on: February 12, 2012, 11:00:49 AM »
[09:58]   Naru523   How to become an adventurer: 1. Become a blapis, 2. wear a skirt, 3. Become an Ethanthovan citizen, 4. Steal Solean food, 5. drink water from Darvincia, 6. explore the remains of Naru's house in Bielosia, and 7. try not to take an arrow to the knee
[09:59]   BlaBla44   How to become a city guard: Violate 7.
[09:59]   Shmoopy   I took an arrow to the knee once... but then I became an adventurer

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #350 on: February 12, 2012, 01:36:09 PM »
[2012-02-12 13:31:38] <BlaBla44> Also... Any ideas on how to kill spiders in corners? :P
[2012-02-12 13:32:10] <atomic7732> squash it
[2012-02-12 13:32:13] <atomic7732> with a thing
[2012-02-12 13:32:17] <matty406> Shoot it until it dies
[2012-02-12 13:32:24] <BlaBla44> I know, but when I try they usally escape.
[2012-02-12 13:32:31] <atomic7732> let it escape
[2012-02-12 13:32:34] <atomic7732> take it outside
[2012-02-12 13:32:35] <atomic7732> something
[2012-02-12 13:32:37] <matty406> Throw magma at it.
[2012-02-12 13:32:39] <atomic7732> ^
[2012-02-12 13:32:42] <atomic7732> This will work
[2012-02-12 13:32:45] <atomic7732> 100% of the time
[2012-02-12 13:32:58] <BlaBla44> Thanks. Do any of you happen to have some magma I can borrow?
[2012-02-12 13:33:03] <matty406> Yes
[2012-02-12 13:33:04] <atomic7732> no but Iceland does
[2012-02-12 13:33:20] <Naru523> Go to nue's skirt
[2012-02-12 13:33:23] <Naru523> He has some magma there
[2012-02-12 13:33:26] <BlaBla44> Matty, can you send the magma in an e-mail or something pl0x?

Removed some unrelated things for continuity.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #351 on: February 12, 2012, 01:41:43 PM »

Look, I'll even throw in a bucket.


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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #352 on: February 12, 2012, 04:41:33 PM »
Be aware, Derpvince is a bot programmed by m0d, to learn from us and reply when it's name is mentioned.

[23:39] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, is an insult to humanity. :p.
[23:39] <+BlaBla44> :O
[23:39] <+BlaBla44> Hmmpf.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #353 on: February 12, 2012, 04:47:00 PM »
my bot's in your sandbox...

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #354 on: February 12, 2012, 04:56:14 PM »
<BlaBla44>Derpvince: Imitate Skirtisan.
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, except nue and skirtisan would have to attack with 3571 armies to at least have a 100% chance you nid 3603 armies.
<skirtisan>AHH
<BlaBla44>KOL
<Naru523|afk>lawl
<skirtisan>AHHHHHHH
<skirtisan>it into'd warlite
<BlaBla44>It'll spoil your Warlight blans now. :P
<BlaBla44>Derpvince, tell me about their Warlight blans. >:D
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, i need darvince and naru523 freak you out with the fic stuff, m0d.
<m0d>o_O
<Naru523|afk>LOL
<BlaBla44>Derpvince, then write a fic.
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, i'm gonna write a fic.
<BlaBla44>Derpvince: orly
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, ./nick atomic7732.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #355 on: February 12, 2012, 04:58:24 PM »
STALKERBOT!

[18:57] <Derpvince> m0d, blabla44 is 17.
[18:58] <+skirtisan> wtf
[18:58] <+matty406> Derpvince what is your hobby?
[18:58] <+m0d> BlaBla44: like as if.
[18:58] <+skirtisan> stalker bot
[18:58] <@Naru523|afk> wtf pinkie pie ad on TV
[18:58] <+BlaBla44> SPYYYY AHHHHH

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #356 on: February 12, 2012, 04:59:01 PM »
kolkolkol

[18:58] <+skirtisan> derpvince, you are a pooping ninny
[18:58] <+BlaBla44> Hithardar.
[18:58] <Derpvince> skirtisan, kol fiah's parents are a pooping ninny.
[18:58] <+skirtisan> kolwut
[18:58] <+BlaBla44> KOL

IT IS THE TRUTH!

[18:59] <+skirtisan> derpvince, what are your opinions on exploding
[18:59] <+BlaBla44> :)
[18:59] <+skirtisan> kol bla
[18:59] <Derpvince> skirtisan, ok let's see, the world began in 2007, exploded in 2008, reformed in 2009, and continues up until 2014 until exploding again.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #357 on: February 12, 2012, 05:02:29 PM »
[19:01] <+skirtisan> derpvince can you eat blabla44
[19:01] <+BlaBla44> Derpvince no!
[19:01] <Derpvince> skirtisan, blabla44 blacraft ip pl0x, i'm at cshool so i don't have the ip.
[19:01] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, yes i can.
[19:01] <+skirtisan> LOLOL
[19:02] <+BlaBla44> Derpvince NO!
[19:02] <+skirtisan> holyshit
[19:02] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, yes i can.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #358 on: February 12, 2012, 05:18:02 PM »
<m0d>Derpvince: you lowercased all the chars, so no
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<m0d>Derpvince: no you cannot.
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<m0d>Derpvince: no you can not, do not argue
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<BlaBla44>Kol
<m0d>Derpvince: jesus christ
<Derpvince>m0d, i'm writing a fiahfic.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #359 on: February 12, 2012, 06:06:58 PM »
derpvince
has been derailed

[20:03] <smjjames> What about the islands along the Northwest coast?
[20:04] <+skirtisan> derpvince, who should take the islands along the northwest coast
[20:05] <Derpvince> skirtisan, what about the islands along the northwest coast.
[20:05] <+skirtisan> yes, derpvince, who should take them
[20:05] * m0d senses a big one
[20:05] <+m0d> ...
[20:05] <+m0d> well, Derpvince ?
[20:06] <Derpvince> friday friday gotta eat derpvince on friday.