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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1170 on: December 09, 2014, 10:48:38 AM »
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4:46 AM - [REDACTED]: Also, I made quite a discovery about myself:
4:46 AM - Santa Pinkachu: You have a penis?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1171 on: December 10, 2014, 07:57:34 AM »
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1:55 AM - [REDACTED]: Btw I searched Clitoris on google
1:55 AM - [REDACTED]: I need jesus
1:55 AM - Santa Pinkachu: Hahaha

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1172 on: December 10, 2014, 10:32:33 AM »
i search clitoris every day

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1173 on: December 10, 2014, 11:14:03 AM »
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[16:00] * rmunroe (~Randall@aram.xkcd.com) has joined ##universesandbox
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[16:20] <sagua> ARE YOU DOING WHATIF RIGHT NOW
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[17:37] <Akani> randall im so sorry i havent bought the what if book yet

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1174 on: December 10, 2014, 12:15:21 PM »
why was he on ##usbx

explain I am confused ???

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1175 on: December 10, 2014, 12:59:31 PM »
He wanted to know something about us2

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1176 on: December 10, 2014, 05:14:14 PM »
am i the only one that remembers safq at 26 pages
like not 25 or 30 but 26

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1177 on: December 10, 2014, 05:42:42 PM »
/r/lewrongsafq

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1178 on: December 11, 2014, 06:58:43 PM »







<Kalassak>i should make a soleani census
<anyways>kalassak all 9 million of them?
<Kalassak>12.6
<osmotischen2>all 12.6 people
<Kalassak>no!!!!
<osmotischen2>the .6 person died of blood loss soon afterwards
<Kalassak>12.6 milliard
<osmotischen2>rip
<osmotischen2>wrong sig figs kill

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1179 on: December 12, 2014, 04:41:39 PM »
<Darvince> i'm sorry i want to be able to have sex with a saguan!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1180 on: December 13, 2014, 08:41:59 AM »
<Hellpotatoe> i'm sorry i want to be able to have sex with a saguan!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1181 on: December 13, 2014, 08:50:04 AM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1182 on: December 13, 2014, 08:57:36 AM »
[10:57:29]   Stowaway   what if in Ethanthova the army and military were integrated into each other

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1183 on: December 14, 2014, 08:10:41 AM »
<Businessman> What is the meaning of this futile existence? Can you remember a time when we were not being constantly trampled by prancing beasts?
<Businesswoman> No, I cannot.
<Jesus> Hello, my children! Come join me on my turtle!
<Businesswoman> Don't do it. He looks crazy.
<Businessman> What choice do we have?
<Businesswoman> We have the choice not to ride the crazy man's turtle.
<Jesus> That is correct. However, if you choose not to come with me, you will live in this realm for the rest of eternity.
<Satan> Don't listen to him! Come with me on my journey!
<Jesus> Get lost, Satan! I saw them first!
<Satan> Oh, please. My domesticated house cat is soft and luxurious. Your turtle is hard and lumpy!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1184 on: December 14, 2014, 02:05:37 PM »
3edgy5me

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1185 on: December 14, 2014, 04:59:59 PM »
NedgyN+2me

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1186 on: December 14, 2014, 05:56:14 PM »
N2edgy + 2me

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1187 on: December 14, 2014, 06:04:45 PM »
4edgymeme

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1188 on: December 15, 2014, 01:59:09 AM »
((√2.82842712)+edgy)+((2-2+4)+me)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1189 on: December 15, 2014, 06:08:02 PM »
<anyways|work>my muscles are so dense
<anyways|work>women like me

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1190 on: December 18, 2014, 02:32:09 AM »
"dense"

Nayat: My anaconda dont
Nayat: my anaconda dont
Alice: unless you got buns hun
Cerras Kusi: Fail
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1191 on: December 19, 2014, 05:02:32 AM »
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Alice: MY PRINCESS IS ON MARIO
Pepe Tito has changed their name to Mario.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1192 on: December 21, 2014, 12:13:52 PM »
<Stowaway>oh sad I might not have money in my account in time to pre-order a thing I want
<ConlangCottage>pre-order a job application

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1193 on: December 21, 2014, 01:00:40 PM »


How does that make you feel? Good? Great.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1194 on: December 21, 2014, 06:57:39 PM »
Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her members back

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1195 on: December 21, 2014, 07:01:30 PM »
i didn't know your mother had multiple dicks

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1196 on: December 21, 2014, 07:36:11 PM »
Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her members back
i didn't know your mother had multiple dicks

LMAO I loled way more than i should have

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1197 on: December 22, 2014, 12:03:29 AM »
I blame autocorrect. That should have read:
"Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her memes back"

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1198 on: December 22, 2014, 03:08:14 AM »
Ha
no

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1199 on: December 22, 2014, 01:32:06 PM »
<Darvince>use the blacraft system
<Darvince>!
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<osmotischen2>and writes down their vote
<osmotischen2>in a book