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deoxy99

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20910 on: November 25, 2020, 09:15:43 PM »
20910

it's only art if it's nsfw

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20911 on: November 26, 2020, 01:14:33 AM »
20911

Yes

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20912 on: November 26, 2020, 02:17:31 AM »
20912

well unless it's a dick pic

i've seen so many bad ones that i wonder if guys are blind?

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20913 on: November 26, 2020, 11:14:43 AM »
20913

they are though and i am among the blind

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20914 on: November 26, 2020, 03:36:33 PM »
20914

cause they are mastributing too much

went blind

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20915 on: November 26, 2020, 05:37:27 PM »
20915

my tips (which you didn't ask for but i'm telling you anyway):
  • people want to see more than just your eggplant. be proud of your body and show some context
  • clean/organize your room before you do anything. it's distracting and makes it look like you don't care
  • don't include any objects for comparison. we all can see that you're hung. give it a rest
  • photos are stationary, but you can still portray a sense of action or motion
  • be careful with the flash: you're already flashing the camera as it is. remember that proper lighting is still necessary when using a flash and it's preferred not to use one at all
  • edit/color grade your photos. your fluorescent green bathroom lights make you look ugly
  • but the best advice? don't send any. photos are misleading
the rest of my tips would be better taught by a photography professor. i'm tired so bleh. but yeah tuto and kal you're welcome

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20916 on: November 26, 2020, 06:26:23 PM »
20916

i have the best dick pics :fool:

jk i definitely don't, absolutely no variety :madjoyxtreme:

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20917 on: November 27, 2020, 09:09:26 AM »
20917

mans dont photograph well, just ax them!

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20918 on: November 27, 2020, 12:24:30 PM »
20918

chop their cocks off

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20919 on: November 27, 2020, 08:53:38 PM »
20919

yeah! they dont make good use of them anyway (pleasuring specifically me)

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20920 on: November 28, 2020, 02:15:09 AM »
20920

well this was an extreme joke lol

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20921 on: November 28, 2020, 01:27:12 PM »
20921

that's what we're all about here anyway though

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20922 on: November 28, 2020, 02:18:35 PM »
20922

o tawa waso
lon sewi laso
o pilin e suno
tenpo kama la
mi lon wile pi
kulupa jan tenpo!

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20923 on: November 28, 2020, 06:20:20 PM »
20923

taya toki poni kalacy

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20924 on: November 30, 2020, 04:49:42 PM »
20924

number

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20925 on: November 30, 2020, 06:35:16 PM »
20925

up goer five

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20926 on: November 30, 2020, 06:47:51 PM »
20926

you are not going to space today

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20927 on: November 30, 2020, 06:56:41 PM »
20927

excuse you i am going to space today

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20928 on: November 30, 2020, 08:52:50 PM »
20928

i keep forgetting to draw paintbrush from inanimate insanity

stupid sexy paintbrush

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20929 on: November 30, 2020, 11:10:45 PM »
20929

paintbrushes can be very alluring you know

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20930 on: November 30, 2020, 11:27:34 PM »
20930

but look at them


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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20931 on: November 30, 2020, 11:47:23 PM »
20931

it's the smug smirk

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20932 on: December 01, 2020, 12:59:36 AM »
20932

they're giving me top energy

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20933 on: December 01, 2020, 03:39:23 AM »
20933

i read that as 'they're giving me top therapy'

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20934 on: December 01, 2020, 10:55:38 AM »
20934

i don't need anything done to my top, thank you

wouldn't be against a better bottom though
« Last Edit: December 01, 2020, 11:00:09 AM by deoxy99 »

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20935 on: December 01, 2020, 02:37:33 PM »
20935

maybe it's therapy through the use of tops

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20936 on: December 01, 2020, 03:14:39 PM »
20936

top therapy now available in Texas

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20937 on: December 01, 2020, 03:32:33 PM »
20937

i'd rather have versatile therapy because i want options

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20938 on: December 01, 2020, 03:49:03 PM »
20938

strip therapy

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Re: Count to a million
« Reply #20939 on: December 01, 2020, 04:27:23 PM »
20939

exhibitionism therapy