Welcome, Guest

Author Topic: Veggie Recipes: Corn  (Read 1318 times)

Darvince

  • *****
  • Posts: 1514
  • "Darv looks like your weird profile picture girls"
Veggie Recipes: Corn
« on: July 02, 2011, 04:19:36 PM »
This recipe can feed the entire universe.

235 decillion cups of sweet corn
68 trillion tons of butter

Cover the corn in butter. Enjoy!

deoxy99

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Zaraza Zaraji of the Socialist Republic of Dark Light
    • Typography Newspaper
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 04:20:18 PM »
Meat Recipes:
Darvince Pork
Cook Darvince and put pork in him. Enjoy! :P

Darvince

  • *****
  • Posts: 1514
  • "Darv looks like your weird profile picture girls"
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 04:22:23 PM »
You really hate me, don't you?

deoxy99

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Zaraza Zaraji of the Socialist Republic of Dark Light
    • Typography Newspaper
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2011, 04:23:57 PM »
Yes, I do. A lot. :P

atomic7732

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 3373
  • i'll get to it someday
    • PegasiProgramming
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2011, 04:32:37 PM »
This recipe serves 9001 really tiny people.
Serving: 1/2 muffin

5 eggs
2 cups of milk
1 cup of water
2 cups of apple juice
5 2 lb bags of blueberries

Put the muffin mix in a bowl. Crack and add the eggs, milk, water, and apple juice. Mix until uniform. Add the blueberries on top, and cook on the stove for 20 - 40 minutes at 350 degrees F.

(Making fun of the people who come up with serving sizes, and then making stupid muffins.)


deoxy99

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Zaraza Zaraji of the Socialist Republic of Dark Light
    • Typography Newspaper
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 04:36:07 PM »
Oh, I found this from my programming language stuff.

Multiplication Pizza.

Ingredients.
24 g pepperoni
50 g flour
1 g sauce

Method.
Add pepperoni into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine flour into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine sauce into 1st mixing bowl.

Serves 1.

Note that this is actually a programming language. The equation is (24*50)*1 which is 1,200.

Wow, 1.2 kilograms of pizza. That's a ton of pizza.

atomic7732

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 3373
  • i'll get to it someday
    • PegasiProgramming
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 04:38:28 PM »
Oh, I found this from my programming language stuff.

Multiplication Pizza.

Ingredients.
24 g pepperoni
50 g flour
1 g sauce

Method.
Add pepperoni into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine flour into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine sauce into 1st mixing bowl.

Serves 1.

Note that this is actually a programming language. The equation is (24*50)*1 which is 1,200.
Are there variables? Maybe make a topic for the Chef language, not in here.

deoxy99

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Zaraza Zaraji of the Socialist Republic of Dark Light
    • Typography Newspaper
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2011, 04:39:03 PM »
Okay. I will make a new topic about that, and include an example from a person's website.

Darvince

  • *****
  • Posts: 1514
  • "Darv looks like your weird profile picture girls"
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2011, 04:40:39 PM »
This recipe serves 8001 Barbies.
Serving: 1/2 cup grilled peas
Servings: 8

4 cup of peas
2 cups of milk
1/2 cup water
2 oz honey

Put the peas in a blender. Grind them until they are a mash, then pour into a bowl. Keep adding the ingredients in order until they are all in while mixing, then heat the bowl in a 200F oven until they smell good. Then, take them out and wait 5 minutes for them to cool. Serve!
« Last Edit: July 02, 2011, 07:53:15 PM by Darvince »

deoxy99

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Zaraza Zaraji of the Socialist Republic of Dark Light
    • Typography Newspaper
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2011, 04:44:59 PM »
This recipe serves 1 person.

5 cup Woo Beans
5 cup Hoo Beans
5 cup Chuckle Beans
5 cup Tee Beans
5 cup Fire Flowers
5 cup Mushrooms
5 cup Mario
5 cup Luigi
5 cup Superpowers
5 cup 5 cups

Put everything in a blender. Blend until thick, and then serve smoothie.

When you drink this, you become Mario or Luigi, which is dependent on how you drink it.

If you drink it from the wrong side of the glass, you become Luigi.
If you drink it from the correct side of the glass, you become Mario.
If you drink it from the wrong side, upside down, with your hands tied behind your back, and doing Yoga, you become Bowser.
If you drink it while spamming, you become Darvince.

Darvince

  • *****
  • Posts: 1514
  • "Darv looks like your weird profile picture girls"
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2011, 04:46:08 PM »
No I am talking about real recipes that you can make. Get out.

atomic7732

  • Universe Sandbox 1 Beta Team
  • *****
  • Posts: 3373
  • i'll get to it someday
    • PegasiProgramming
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2011, 04:46:39 PM »
This recipe serves Darvince, Naru523, atomic7732, and deoxy99 or Bla and other people.
Serving Size: Varies
Servings: Varies

1000 bags of potato chips
1000 bags of candy

Put contents into a container, melt/burn until container begins to melt. Do not allow to cool. Dump in liquid nitrogen. Serve!

Darvince

  • *****
  • Posts: 1514
  • "Darv looks like your weird profile picture girls"
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2011, 04:53:07 PM »
nop

Darvince

  • *****
  • Posts: 1514
  • "Darv looks like your weird profile picture girls"
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2015, 05:53:04 PM »
bump we need more recipes

Bla

  • Global Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 985
  • The stars died so you can live.
Re: Veggie Recipes: Corn
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2015, 03:25:34 AM »
Ok here are some recipes officially blapproved and recommended by the Blaist Ministry of Foods and Healths

Oatmeal:
Pour nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Pour delicious, organic, 0.5% fat milk into the bowl

Oatmeal with yoghurt:
Pour a bit of delicious, sweet yoghurt of your choice into a bowl
Pour some nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Pour a bit of delicious, sweet yoghurt of your choice into a bowl
Pour some nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Pour a bit of delicious, sweet yoghurt of your choice into a bowl
(The more small layers you make, the easier blending will be)
Blend it with spoon

Totally not blapproved (and only because my family gave me some honey I had to get rid of)
Sebtastic oatmeal:
Warning: Turns you into a sweetheart and may apply diabetes to your premises
Put a chunk of honey into a bowl (AUTHORIZED HEALTH PERSONNEL ONLY)
Pour delicious, organic, 0.5% fat milk into the bowl next to it (not on top! you will die!)
Pour nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Blend it while eating. 3-4 extra portions of oatmeal and milk can be applied and will still be enchanted with the sebtastics.