Universe Sandbox
General Category => Everything Else => Topic started by: atomic7732 on December 05, 2009, 04:12:44 PM
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I came up with this game as I was listening to the band that was playing a good song. I was going to say to listen to it, but here's the game.
You say that you can't find something in the fridge and someone else comes up with a funny way to use it.
e.g.
P1: Why aren't there any bananas?
P2: I used it to clean my ears!
P1: Who ate the bananas?
P2: I threw them away, they were too yellow!
LET's START!
Who took my mayonnaise to lunch?
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I used the jar as the sink, and the mayo for my sandwich.
Who removed my mayo?
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I didn't, but I let the dog have it for lunch.
Who took the mustard?
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I used it as adhesive because the computer was broken.
Who used adhesive on my peanut butter?
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What!?!? That's ketchup!
Who stole my chicken?
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No thing please!
Who eats my dog?
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Cats. (YOu had a dog in your fidge!)
Who stole the fudge? I wanted that!
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Wait, that was fudge?
Why is all the milk gone?
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I gave it to the cat to drink.
Who put the toothpaste in my peanut butter?
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That's not toothpaste, it's toothsauce. ::)
Where did the Halloween Turkey go?
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I morphed it with a pumpkin.
Where did my pumpkin go?
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I threw it away, it wasn't stale enough.
Where did my shoe go? (Yes I put it in the fridge)
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I gave it to the dog as a chew toy :P woops!
Who stole my chicken!?
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It ran away! YOU PUT A LIVE CHICKEN IN THE FRIDGE!?!?!
Who twisted my bacon?
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I used it as a bow-tie.
Who stole my eggnog?
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I didn't buy eggnog! >:( *eats eggnog*
Where is my pencil!
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Were there pencils in the fridge? I didn't know. *eats pencil* :-X
Where is the guacamole?
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I fed it to the dolphin.
Where did the tree go? And my car?!
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The tree fell and smashed your car then went downhill with your car.
What happen to the mysterious cat?
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He ran away.
Where'd the paper go?
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You are breaking the rules! You are supposed to do food items.
Where did the meat go?
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It went away with my paper, WHICH I PUT IN THE FRIDGE!!!
Where's the soda?
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I drank it all last night.
Where is my KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken)?
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It wasn't in there. *bites chicken* ;D
Where did my shake go?
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I let my aunt drink it.
Where did my ice cream go?
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Down the drain. It was all solid.
Where in teh world did my KitKat's go!?!?
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I fed them to my KittyKat.
Where did my pizza go?
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That's pizza? really? Looked like a hat!
Where did my sandwich go?
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I ripped it onto my computer (get it, ripping)
Who stole my edible computer!
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I didn't know they existed. I plugged it into the wall and your house burnt down.
Where is my clipboard I got from RedRobin?
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I went back in time and killed the person who gave it to you.
Where is my chocolate bar?
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I ate it, right now because you wouldn't let me have my clipboard. Btw, it was in your bathroom. I snuck it into my pocket, and I ate it... I front of you. You didn't see? That's because I am magic.
Where is my banana flavored chocolate sausage?
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I melted the sausage to turn into "Beef".
Where is my "Beef"?
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It is... in the fridge *shows* See? Oops. That's my dog. *dog runs out*
Where is my chicken sauce?
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Well, I used it to coat my chicken.
Who stole my death ray? (Yes, I put it in the fridge)
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*doesn't answer* *is dead*
Who STOLE my fridge?
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I put it in the "Fridge", another parallel universe.
Who stole my candy?
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I didn't take it, it is 5 dimensional now. In a perpendicular universe. :P
Who took the Dasani?
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The water had no vitamins in it, so I took it.
Who took my vitamins?
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Fed 'em to the dog, he was wanting pi.
Who took MY pie!??!?
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I didn't take it. *eats pie*
Who ate my cookie?
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i didn't eat your cookie thats for sure *munch,munch*
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Who grabbed my root beer?
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it was newtron i saw him :o
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it was newtron i saw him :o
Umm, you also need a question...
For example:
Who ate my pizza?
Who took my pizza.
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oOo i'm so stupid :D
WAIT MY PEANUTS ARE GONE WERE ARE THEY
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I poured acid on them.
Where is my pizza?
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sorry i was hungery
wait i was sending newtron a pm (for reall) when someone took my peach WHO WAS IT >:(
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mememememememememememememememememememe :o
Who took the cool dog?
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You were going to eat a dog? I sold him to the neighbor, he taght it to maul you when oyu came within 40000 miles.
WHo took the hydrogen?
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It was too light.
Who took my ice?
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That was oxygen ice?
Who took my nonsense?
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he who sows and knits.
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http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=155197&p=2226281#p2226281
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It died. >:(
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MY COOKIEEEEE
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Naru > Uran(us)
Ventus > Venus :P
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my names are awesome amirite?
Anyway, Ven is the latin word for wind. Dunno about Ventus though :P
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(http://myzerowaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fridge.jpg)