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Forsooth.Current player stats here (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aoh_D110XzdCdERHNS01Q2xzaHNmUDNFMTdvX0h4YVE#gid=0).
Yes I believe it is in a state in which I can get the ball rolling now.
Dungeons and Matty is (or will be) a forum game within a fantasy setting: Swords and fighting and myth. Basically, it's a flexible RPG wherein players post their actions and roleplay choices with which they interact with the world or kill things. Every action, every event is decided by the Random Number God through his holy conduit, the dice.
On other forums, these are known as "Roll To Dodge" games. However, I've decided on a new system from the ground up, but it's basically the same, except I'm using a d12 die for a total of 12 planes of possibility.
Just for fluff, map of the area in which the first game will take place:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/xqddus.jpg)
If thou wish to play:
Read through the Rulebook (https://docs.google.com/document/d/13l4h0jxp1OxsxG7v34KdQ_4pCK3fpjsAGBqwvhQgWwY/edit), where I have tried to outline the rules as well as I can. Don't let this stop you from asking about something in-game, however. (And don't let that stop you from reading the book)
Then, create your character here (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dGxpNXM2WXJRdGdYLWIyV0dhTkw0NlE6MQ#gid=0).
Turns will last for two days after which I will do the rolls even if you didn't post an action. If every player posts an action, the roll is initiated immediately.
Resources:
Item sheet (weapons/Armour) (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aoh_D110XzdCdEJTWlJpSlhvajM2MEd1Y3R3VTY2WEE#gid=0)
I will then list who is playing. and we can begin... ;)
Players:
Jenkins McGruffy (FiahOwl)
Male Human Peasant
20 HP
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: free
No armour
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Lizzia (Naru)
Female Human Guardsman (+2Atk w/ blades)
20 HP
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: free
No armour
Abilities: Taunt (Makes opponents depressi)
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Butts (Bong)
Male Human Ranger (+2Atk w/ bows and ranged)
20 HP
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: free
No armour
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Iatirhditen (Atomic)
Male Pegasus Guardsman (+2Atk w/ blades)
16 HP
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: free
No armour
Conditions: Wings (Able to fly and provides +4 Def)
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Mudkip (Mudkipz)
Androgynous Elf Guardsman (+2Atk w/ blades)
16 HP
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: free
No armour
Conditions: Elf frame (agile. +2 Def)
Abilities: Mudslap
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HeightSaguaTM
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/me waity
HOOF MAGNETS ARE CANON SIR :P
add ze pwnipwni
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nids pony pony
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im
'butts'
ofc
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im
'butts'
ofc
Then, create your character here (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dGxpNXM2WXJRdGdYLWIyV0dhTkw0NlE6MQ#gid=0).
If you're playings.
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ok, i chose ranger
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i failed
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wait is atomic missing four HP because he has an arrow in the knee
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I set Pegasi as having higher defence than usual while chopping off some hp.
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matty i am dissapoint in you.
please do gie in a very holey hide. >.<
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VERILY, I SHALL BEGIN AT 21:00 GMT
And fail spectacularly at 22:00 gmt
So, when I make the first post describing the first turn, from then on at least try to keep random unrelated tosh to an absolute minimum, to make it easier for my to see actions.
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no mudkips. i am dissapoint matty
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I am appointed
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i chop 1 wood and then make a crafting table and then chop 2 more wood. i turn 2 wood into 8 planks, make 4 sticks with 2 planks, and use 3 planks and 2 sticks to make a wooden pix axe
. so, now i have 1 crafting table, 5 planks, 2 sticks, and a wooden pic axe.
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this is not minecrap
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so?
ok, i find some rice seeds, till the soil, crush the rice for stickiness, and connet some wood to it to make a sowrd
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filler
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How terrifying.
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my first move is to transform into the pokemon mudkip
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Guiz we have an OOC thread
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GAAAAAME.
BEGIN!
You are in the Human town of Torby. A settlement built under the queendom of Lysteriok deep within Dwarven territory as en embassy. The local council has had concerns over the long-abandoned keep in the distance thought to belong to a civilization of old. Not much is known and that's why the council has chosen you able bodied souls to venture and find out as much as you can about the fortress, known only as 'Granitetooth'.
You have each been given a full set of leather armour. And each a short sword of Iron.
You are currently in the centre of the town standing around a well. dirt roads spread out in 4 directions to form a cross. at each corner are houses, but on one is the pub, called 'The Cock and Horse'.
For the big picture, refer to the map in the OP.
Jenkins McGruffy (FiahOwl)
Male Human Peasant
20 HP
6 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Iron Short Sword
Armour: Leather cap (+1 Def), L greaves (+1 Def), L gauntlets (+1 Def), L body armour (+2 Def) FULL SET (+1 Def)
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Lizzia (Naru)
Female Human Guardsman (+2Atk w/ blades)
20 HP
6 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Iron Short Sword
Armour: Leather cap (+1 Def), L greaves (+1 Def), L gauntlets (+1 Def), L body armour (+2 Def) FULL SET (+1 Def)
Abilities: Taunt (Makes opponents depressi)
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Butts (Bong)
Male Human Ranger (+2Atk w/ bows and ranged)
20 HP
6 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Iron Short Sword
Armour: Leather cap (+1 Def), L greaves (+1 Def), L gauntlets (+1 Def), L body armour (+2 Def) FULL SET (+1 Def)
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Iatirhditen (Atomic)
Male Pegasus Guardsman (+2Atk w/ blades)
16 HP
10 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Iron Short Sword
Armour: Leather cap (+1 Def), L Equine greaves (+2 Def), L body armour (+2 Def) FULL SET (+1 Def)
Conditions: Wings (Able to fly and provides +4 Def)
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Mudkip (Mudkipz)
Androgynous Elf Guardsman (+2Atk w/ blades)
16 HP
8 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Iron Short Sword
Armour: Leather cap (+1 Def), L greaves (+1 Def), L gauntlets (+1 Def), L body armour (+2 Def) FULL SET (+1 Def)
Conditions: Elf frame (agile. +2 Def)
Abilities: Mudslap
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Sagua (Darv)
Female Human Peasant
20 HP
6 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Iron Short Sword
Armour: Leather cap (+1 Def), L greaves (+1 Def), L gauntlets (+1 Def), L body armour (+2 Def) FULL SET (+1 Def)
Abilities: ...Being a kat
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Lizzia chats with the townspeople, occasionally insulting them, such as "Oi, hat bastard, shut the hell up","Got a problem, jackass?", and "I don't really give a damn if you arrest me."
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sagua blagically appears
female purrfect and lovely siamese kat
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Mudkip casts a magical spell and become a mudkip (the pokemon). Also i become one with sagua (if i can do that at the same time/turn, if not disreagard becoming one for now)
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/me runs out of town
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Iatirhditen facehoofs as he watches everyone go off in different directions. "GUYS! Don't we have a mission or something!?!?!"
(Are we supposed to underline? I only remember seeing we were to bold it, w/e)
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Lizzia chats with the townspeople, occasionally insulting them, such as "Oi, hat bastard, shut the hell up","Got a problem, jackass?", and "I don't really give a damn if you arrest me."
[11]: Lizzia approaches various townsfolk with astounding charisma, even when she bluntly insults them face to face, they just look down and accept the fact they have just been verbally owned.
Fiah goes inside "The cock and horse" to see what it is about
[9]: Jenkin approaches the inn with his peasant swag. You are now inside the Cock and Horse; insind it is dimly lit but homely. To your far right is the bar, the rest of the room is populated with tables and chairs. There are four doors on the far end of the room leading to small bedrooms. There are 5 patrons currently in here.
Mudkip casts a magical spell and become a mudkip (the pokemon). Also i become one with sagua (if i can do that at the same time/turn, if not disreagard becoming one for now)
[2]: Mudkip begins making strange & slightly unsettling movements and gestures with his arms. You finish with a spectacular arms-above-head stance, while the entire town falls silent and stares at you questioning your sanity.
bong runs out of town
[3]: Bong spins a full 180 degrees on his heel and bolts for the gate. Unfortunately the dirt road proves a match as one of your feet is caught on uneven ground and you plummet to the floor in a cloud of dust and shame.
Your face becomes bruised.
Iatirhditen facehoofs as he watches everyone go off in different directions. "GUYS! Don't we have a mission or something!?!?!"
[4]: You see fit to facehoof to signify your disappointment with your group, however you misjudge the force slightly and whack yourself in the snout. It hurts and you make a little wailing sound before speaking.
Your face becomes bruised.
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Lizzia ends chatting with the citizens and notices Iatirhditen's bruise. She rushes to him, and tries to patches him up with parts of her leather armor, muttering,"My god, you're really an idiot."
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sagua attempts to blagically appear again
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Iatihrditen flies over to Butts and tells him to come with him to start rounding everyone up so that the group can go to the fortress at Granitetooth like they were expected to.
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loop > become a mudkip
until suceed
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wut? wut does this bolding do?
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I requested it so actions stand out from other chatter.
using /me was fine because it stood out but I'd prefer bold and underlined.
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ok its suppoes to be bold and underline when action and bold when talking.
for example (from rule book)
>Walk to John and punch him.
”Take that!”
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butts climbs onto mudkipz and starts riding
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Naru: Lizzia ends chatting with the citizens and notices Iatirhditen's bruise. She rushes to him, and tries to patches him up with parts of her leather armor, muttering,"My god, you're really an idiot."
[4]: While you claim to be no medic... It's obvious. You try your best, truly, but your attempts at making Iatirhditen better only serve to cause more pain to his already sensitive face.
Darv: sagua attempts to blagically appear again
[6]: While the group is having trouble even keeping together, Sagua seems to appear from nowhere. She'd be late even for her own funeral.
Fiah: Jenkins screams "MOTHERFUCKERS THERE IS NO HORSECOCK HERE, I'M GETTING OUT BITCHES!!!", and then runs off outside.
[1]: Jenkin zooms out of the tavern to be greeted by a plethora of sour looks the worst of which coming from the owner of the town's farm, who happens to rear horses. He is looking at you as if you came into his house on his kid's birthday and pissed on his presents.
Atomic: Iatihrditen flies over to Butts and tells him to come with him to start rounding everyone up so that the group can go to the fortress at Granitetooth like they were expected to.
[5]: Iatihrditen flits up and flutters over to Butts who is embedded into the earth with his face. You land and jostle him while he groans from within his dirt pillow.
Mudkipz: loop > become a mudkip
[4]: You try the same arcane gestures a second time. nothing happens.
But Tai-Chi is good for the soul.
Bong: butts climbs onto mudkipz and starts riding
[5]: Butts rouses from his dirt nap and unplugs his face from the floor. Not listening to the Pegasus, you walk over to Mudkip and jump on his back, staggering him and almost making you both fall. He retains his balance.
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Lizzia sighs, obviously annoyed at her failed attempt. She walks away from the male pony and greets Sagua, which she then insulted (her? him?), starting with "Oi, why the hell did you get late you dumbass?"
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Iatirhditen takes the opportunity that two people are in the same place and goes over to Butts and Mudkip
"Guys we need to get the others so that we're in one group. We need to decide who gets Sagua, Lizzia, and Jenkins, and meet back here. Okay?"
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do i really have to say this (continue loop)
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hmm
Become Iatihrditen's pett
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hmm
Become Iatihrditen's pett
lol I spelled it wrong
FIX'D
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Digs dirt and finds a jetpact
Sry, I phone hard to bold
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Naru: Lizzia sighs, obviously annoyed at her failed attempt. She walks away from the male pony and greets Sagua, which she then insulted (her? him?), starting with "Oi, why the hell did you get late you dumbass?"
[5]:
Atomic: Iatirhditen takes the opportunity that two people are in the same place and goes over to Butts and Mudkip
"Guys we need to get the others so that we're in one group. We need to decide who gets Sagua, Lizzia, and Jenkins, and meet back here. Okay?"
[5]: You glide back to butts and Mudkip, only narrowly avoiding Kip's staggering gait with Butts on his back.
Mudkipz: do i really have to say this (continue loop)
[6]: Success!... In looking like a fool. but you manage to keep your balance now.
Darv: Become Iatihrditen's pett
[1]: As much as you would love to, it seems the Pegasus is serious about this job.
Fiah: I raise my eyebrows, grunt and say "what?", and run off towards the group with my peasant swag.
[4]: While you approach the group with vigour, your swag doesn't, you trip over your foot which staggers your forward almost making you collide with the well. You manage to stop yourself with your hands.
Bong: Digs dirt and finds a jetpact
[auto fail]: You go onto your knees to begin digging but it strikes you that your notion was incredibly silly.
You don't even know what a jetpack is.
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continue loop
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changing pov
I sigh, and walk quietly in front of the well, sitting. I raise my right hand to my right cheek, signifying my boredness. I look at the fuss the other group members are making.
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Bong starts to pick poket the villigers for [insert currency here].
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changing pov
good idea
Annoyed, I go over to Fiah, tell him he's making a fool of himself/causing a ruckus (depending on outcome of his actions), and drag him away from the onlookers (and back to the still not-very-good-of-a-group group)
"Remember the task at... for you... hand."
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B3c0m3 4 c4t, c0n71nu3 l00p.
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Fiah: Utilizing my peasant swag again, I jump right back up and slap anybody that is staring at me.
[2]: It seems your peasant swag stayed behind at the bar because as you push yourself up from the well's edge, your hand slips over the edge sending you tumbling into the wall of the well. It grazes your face, but it isn't visible over your already incredibly scarred face anyway. Now you are slumped facing inwards, at the base of the well.
Kipz: continue loop
[1]: The sudden lightness you feel as Butts disbands your back causes you to spin and fall on your back.
Naru: I sigh, and walk quietly in front of the well, sitting. I raise my right hand to my right cheek, signifying my boredness. I look at the fuss the other group members are making.
[2]: Jenkins' collision with the well causes to lose your balance any you, too, fall, landing on your front, making facial contact with the earth. Your face is bruised.
Bong: Bong starts to pick poket the villigers for [insert currency here].
[12, Overshot!]: Not only do you swiftly guide your fingers into every container a nearby townsperson owns on their person, but you manage to take their coinpurse of 20 coins. They don't notice, but a nearby town guard did.
He accosts you and takes away the bag from your possession, letting you off with a warning...
Atomic: Annoyed, I go over to Fiah, tell him he's making a fool of himself/causing a ruckus (depending on outcome of his actions), and drag him away from the onlookers (and back to the still not-very-good-of-a-group group)
[7]: You flip Jenkins over while he's still seeing stars. Hopefully he'll be dazed long enough for everyone to get their shit together.
Darv: B3c0m3 4 c4t, c0n71nu3 l00p.
[9]: You see what Mudkip is doing and it looks fun. You perform silly looking movements with Mudkip.
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Infuriated, I punch Jenkins in his crotch for being so damn clumsy, and stand waiting for the others.
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I tell Butts to try not to get anymore trouble, and since we're all more or less in one place, I suggest we start our adventure, trying to convince Mudkip and Sagua they can probably get some potions from some alchemist on our travels.
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continue loop
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continue loop
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angrily, i pin the graud to the ground, take out my iron sword and kill him, and take the money with the weapon he was holding. (if he was even holding a weapon)
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[07:49.42] <+matty406> OH BOY Bong's started a fight with a town guard
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why wtf
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Fiah: I get really upset, and scream out "HAHAHAHAHA" and point at Lizzia, as I attempt to get up again.
[3]: You seemingly get up without anything going wrong, well done...
Until...
Naru: Infuriated, I punch Jenkins in his crotch for being so damn clumsy, and stand waiting for the others.
[5]: You provide an ample blow to Jenkins' squishy parts and he recoils back to the floor. Provides 5 DMG but is canceled out by the 6 DEF from the leather armour.
Atomic: I tell Butts to try not to get anymore trouble, and since we're all more or less in one place, I suggest we start our adventure, trying to convince Mudkip and Sagua they can probably get some potions from some alchemist on our travels.
[6]: You begin speaking and people mostly listen... You see Butts has run after a guard, While Mudkip and Sagua are still dancing...
Oh no.
Kipz: continue loop
[2]: You get cramp in your foot and have to stop while your foot has a siezure.
Darv: continue loop
[2]: You continue making arcane movements and hit yourself in the face.
Bong: angrily, i pin the graud to the ground, take out my iron sword and kill him, and take the money with the weapon he was holding. (if he was even holding a weapon)
[7]: You rush towards the guard walking away, bump into him and take a swing, he didn't see you, but you make contact; You do 6 damage (3 atk X 2) due to your sneak attack (Which ignores armour imposed defence), fracturing a bone through the armour. You are now fighting a Lysteriok Guardsman!
Butts (Bong)
Male Human Ranger (+2Atk w/ bows and ranged)
20 HP
6 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Iron Short Sword (3 Atk)
Armour: Leather cap (+1 Def), L greaves (+1 Def), L gauntlets (+1 Def), L body armour (+2 Def) FULL SET (+1 Def)
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Lysteriok Guardsman
14 HP (-6 from attack)
15 DEF
Backpack(0/6)
LH: free
RH: Steel Longsword (+5 Atk)
Armour: Steel Helmet (+3 Def), S Suit (+4 def), S Greaves (+3 Def), S Gauntlets (+3 Def) FULL SET (+2 Def)
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Also I won't have access to a computer until next Wednesday. :I
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Smirking, I run to Butt to watch the fight ensue.
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I walk off (wow I'm on the ground!), defeated, to go explore the town for some interesting shops, pretty sure Sagua and Mudkip weren't going anywhere.
"I'll be back when you're all ready."
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>fighting a lysteriok guardsman
ocrap
continue loop
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i look for coins people drop on the ground
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anyone want to help me fight?
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i aim for the head and hope for a cuncossion so he forgets about this and i can run away from him.
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Naru - Smirking, I run to Butt to watch the fight ensue.
[11] You arrive on the periphery of the fight, and your charismatic smirk grasps the guard's attention!
Fiah - I get up and come to the guards side and try to knock out butts.
[10] You wallop Butts in the side of the face and he plummets to the floor, unconscious! the guard is still captivated by Liz at this moment.
Atomic - I walk off (wow I'm on the ground!), defeated, to go explore the town for some interesting shops, pretty sure Sagua and Mudkip weren't going anywhere. "I'll be back when you're all ready."
[10] You stroll down a street lined with shops, turning heads as you go (Equestrian Pegasi aren't very common in these parts). On your left, are General Imports, Clothing, and Food stores. On your right are Armoury and albhemist stores, and a post office.
Darv - continue loop
[12] You do some incredibly graceful movements, even turning some people's stares into looks of admiration.
However you stumble and fall.
Bong - i aim for the head and hope for a cuncossion so he forgets about this and i can run away from him.
[na] you are unconscious right now.
Kipz - i look for coins people drop on the ground
[9] Scrabbling on the floor, you do find some odd coins, in fact you find 10! +10 coins to your purse.
The guard thanks Jenkins for his efforts, but says Butts will have to go with him to do time for assault, unless a bail can be paid...
Now would be a good time for me to say you were each given a coinpurse of 15 coins.
Also, status sheet is now here (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aoh_D110XzdCdERHNS01Q2xzaHNmUDNFMTdvX0h4YVE#gid=0).
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if fiah is paying my bail, then i dont pay. if he isn;t paying my bail, then i pay if it cost less than 15 coins
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Bored, I go around town to check out the buildings and have some conversations with the townspeople.
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i go to this armoury thingy
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continue loop
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i go to this armoury thingy
how do you even I'm the one exploring town
I go into one of the alchemist places
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because i followed your footsteps (ground is dirt)
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stalker
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gooo matty
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Bong - if fiah is paying my bail, then i dont pay. if he isn;t paying my bail, then i pay if it cost less than 15 coins
[12] You regain conciousness. Unfortunately your body didn't get the message and is in paralysis for this turn.
Fiah - I stroll towards the guard with my peasant swag and pay the bail, and when he gets out I bitchslap him real hard
[9] you approach the guard and offer to pay the bail there and then. He states that the bail for this is 21 coins.
You finger through your pouch but you only have 15 coins. This distracts you.
Naru - Bored, I go around town to check out the buildings and have some conversations with the townspeople.
[3] You walk down a road but a lot of people are now indoors from the commotion that happened earlier. Down this street are all houses and cottages.
Kipz - i go to this armoury thingy
[11] You follow the Pegasi's imprints in the dirt and leap into the armoury. when you enter, the air is stuffy from the operational and open forge out to the back of the building. there are various shields, swords, and other weapons on racks and in display cases. To the far wall, there is a counter where a scruffy looking, but heavy built man with black hair to his shoulders and a full beard, pulls his head up looks you over from under his heavy brow.
Darv - continue loop
[5] You carry on acting like a fool in public leading people to believe you are a court jester on her day off.
Atomic - I go into one of the alchemist places
[8] Trotting into the small wooden structure you avoid low hanging bottles and vials and animal bones and other arcane paraphernalia. The apothecary hears your entry and, upon peeling her eyes from a good book laid open on her counter, looks at you with surprise from behind stray dreadlocks in front of her eyes.
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goto the alchemist place and ask for evidense that they are not just con men
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I knock on someone's door and if they don't open, I barge in. If they do, I have a little chat with the person.
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I regain conciousness and persuade the guard to make the bail 15 coins, and get out of jail
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"Hello... Is something wrong?" I ask the apothecary
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@ the man thingy person : "hi i want to buy a sharp pointy thingy"
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darv - goto the alchemist place and ask for evidense that they are not just con men
[1]: you burst through the door of the alchemist's establishment and run into one of the low hanging bottles, bruising your head. you throw your hands up to your forehead in pain.
Fiah - I proceed to sit on the ground and dream about ponies
[7]: you sit on the ground and daydream of far away lands filled with colourful ponies. You think it could make a good stage-play.
Naru - I knock on someone's door and if they don't open, I barge in. If they do, I have a little chat with the person.
[5]: You knock on the first door you see and are greeted by a woman with a bit of a scowl.
Bong - I regain conciousness and persuade the guard to make the bail 15 coins, and get out of jail
[9]: Using your best 'puppy dog eyes' the guard happens to be a bit of a softie. He lowers the bail to 15 coins. you pay, leaving you with 0 coins left.
Atomic - "Hello... Is something wrong?" I ask the apothecary
[1]: Her gaze is broken and your question interrupted as Sagua fumbles into the store.
Mudkipz - @ the man thingy person : "hi i want to buy a sharp pointy thingy"
[11]: He replies in a firm voice "Well we got all sorts of... 'pointy things'... Swords, knives, maces..."
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have a banged forehead
gonna be amusing to see what yu come up with
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@ the man : 'please tell me how much all your stuff costs including your bows and arrows'
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I chat with the woman with compassion.
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Also, matty, I think you mean Turn ⑨
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Icwutudidthar.
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have a banged forehead
gonna be amusing to see what yu come up with
inb4 12
"Don't mind her..." I say and roll my eyes. "What do you have here that you sell and stuff?" I ask.
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also i am female you git
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also i am female you git
I realized like 2 mins after i posted
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kolok
also, what happens when everyone is real?
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i chat with the officials of the place (goverment) and learn about the town. as i do it, i try to get something from the official, either mental or physical with my persuavive skills
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Darv - have a banged forehead
[6]: You come to your senses and can confirm that yes, you do in fact have a banged head. Well done.
Mudkipz - @ the man : 'please tell me how much all your stuff costs including your bows and arrows'
[12]: He reacts in a sarcastic tone: "Nice observation, I see you admire my fine bowyership". He has no bows, nor arrows. this is a blacksmith. However he mentions a very dedicated bowyer who lives a solitary life in the woods a long way along the road to Granitetooth.
Naru - I chat with the woman with compassion.
[1]: You smile warmly but your mind goes blank when you think of something to say. the woman slowly shuts the door in your face.
Fiah - I continue dreaming about ponies
[1]: You do so, but you are drawing attention by being sat in the middle of the hamlet for no reason.
Atomic - "Don't mind her..." I say and roll my eyes. "What do you have here that you sell and stuff?" I ask.
[3]: She doesn't listen to you; she's too busy scowling at Sagua and the mess she made.
Bong - i chat with the officials of the place (goverment) and learn about the town. as i do it, i try to get something from the official, either mental or physical with my persuavive skills
[5]You spy a noble and approach him and he looks down at you. However, he seems to bear your presence. you ask him about the place you're in.
"Well serf, You are in Torside, Don't expect any sights we're deep in the bloody Dwarven territory... The insufferable short moles, I can't stand them. Apparently we're here to improve relations. I can't see any good come of it."
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I mutter vulgar words and walk my way back to the center of the town, sometimes taking a glance the world around me.
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@ the man : 'tell me how much all your stuff costs!'
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I facehoof, and then leave the alchemy shop and sit down in the middle of the path. "This is not going well."
oh god lol if I get a 1
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take off armor, i'm no battlewoman
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I act like a begger and ask for money. And search for it on the ground.
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matty
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you know i did restart this but nobody was interested.
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