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Title: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: atomic7732 on June 02, 2011, 01:31:07 PM

This is DerpMotors! big font to get your attention

All new 2015 Chevy Cobra cause we can
(http://www.9zu.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Lamborghini-prototype-car-926-300x187.jpg) unrelated car to make it look cool
LEASE for just $99 a month! 0% APR down for the first 9 days. make 'em feel good

Used car trade ins as high as $12000 per car!

Unsubscribe (http://derpmotors.com/email/newsletter2011/unsubscribe.asp) from this news letter. So small you can barely see it

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: Darvince on June 02, 2011, 01:33:51 PM

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Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: atomic7732 on June 02, 2011, 01:35:28 PM

Quote from: Darvince on June 02, 2011, 01:33:51 PM

You suck.

*calls in* I managed to find your companies phone number, and you ad helped me none. I don't even know what you sell.

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
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Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: Naru523 on June 02, 2011, 01:37:00 PM

We learn words, not buy them.

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: Bla on June 02, 2011, 01:49:11 PM

This is State Motors. We provide some lowly polluting cars for people who need them. The available cars are:
Transportation - 2, 5 or 8 persons
Freight - 2, 5 or 8 persons, 4 or 10 cubic meters for stuff

But, of course we know that you will all use the Collective Transport! ;)

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: Darvince on June 02, 2011, 01:51:17 PM

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Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: atomic7732 on June 02, 2011, 02:05:30 PM

wtf two tounges

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: deoxy99 on June 02, 2011, 06:36:13 PM

Strawberry Balls!
Purchase five for the price of five hundred!
Sweet unsweetened sugary strawberry bland balls filled with creme of bland.

Only stupid people would fall for this.

Or am I wrong?

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: atomic7732 on June 02, 2011, 09:00:18 PM

Here's my job application:

I lyk to cyclone

Can I join this ajensee?

fank j00

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: vh on April 30, 2012, 05:25:54 PM

/me buys cyclone

Title: Re: Practice your advertizing skillz here.
Post by: Darvince on October 02, 2017, 12:30:39 PM

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