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Title: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 13, 2015, 06:33:33 PM
Dad plz fix ;_______;
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: FiahOwl on September 13, 2015, 06:34:40 PM

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Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on September 13, 2015, 06:34:47 PM
rip in pieces

i thought my university had cold showers until i discovered that if you put the lever to the cold side it becomes warmer
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: vh on September 13, 2015, 06:36:56 PM
rip in rip in rip in rips
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on September 13, 2015, 07:27:28 PM
kol niue
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 14, 2015, 01:56:04 PM
this sucks so much
I have to be in the shower for an hour because its too cold
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on September 14, 2015, 02:00:53 PM
what is this topic even
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 14, 2015, 02:08:59 PM
this is #tutoproblems
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on September 14, 2015, 02:26:19 PM
actually this topic is The Shower Water is too Cold
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 14, 2015, 02:42:04 PM
actually you were never invited to reply in this topic sir
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on September 14, 2015, 02:43:06 PM
actually i didn't need to be invited to this topic thanks
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 14, 2015, 02:44:31 PM
actually you are right now im depressed #tutoproblems
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: blotz on September 14, 2015, 07:19:57 PM
guys stop copying kal's avatar it gets me mixed up
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on September 14, 2015, 07:20:59 PM
guys stop copying kal's avatar it gets me mixed up
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: FiahOwl on September 14, 2015, 07:32:04 PM

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Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 17, 2015, 12:04:41 PM
Day 87: it's still cold.
must abort
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on September 17, 2015, 12:38:17 PM
warm it up for me pls
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on September 17, 2015, 02:00:12 PM
solution: shower with other people for warmth
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Bla on September 17, 2015, 05:01:38 PM
solution: apply power to shower
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 17, 2015, 05:09:02 PM
solution: expand dong
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on September 17, 2015, 05:56:53 PM
solution: shower with other people for warmth

saunas
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 17, 2015, 09:00:57 PM
Day 88: The cold is still shower :O
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on September 18, 2015, 12:03:58 AM
i got you

(http://i.imgur.com/ZkfSKGn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 18, 2015, 11:59:12 AM
lmao
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 20, 2015, 07:36:24 PM
i should probably let this thread die but nope.
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on September 20, 2015, 07:38:19 PM
is it still too cold
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on September 20, 2015, 07:47:29 PM
never give up
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 20, 2015, 08:20:45 PM
is it still too cold
yes
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on September 20, 2015, 08:21:58 PM
day 97: I made a tumblr


































































































































































































but the shower water is still too damn cold
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on November 11, 2015, 08:47:15 PM
Day 12 or sth
It's been 4 months, and the shower water is still too cold. Please send help, I can't take this anymore. Please send the warm shower water god plz
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on November 11, 2015, 08:55:24 PM
yes it's been 4 months since september
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Post by: atomic7732 on November 11, 2015, 09:05:38 PM
4 months = 12 days
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Post by: FiahOwl on November 11, 2015, 09:34:09 PM

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Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on January 20, 2016, 05:56:07 PM
The water was almost freezing this morning. Doesn't help when it's 40 degrees outside ;_;
Apparently my dad may get a sum of money (maybe) so he can definitely get a new heater for the water. Though I doubt it will be anytime soon. But we'll see I guess.
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: vh on January 20, 2016, 06:09:55 PM
it was -15C here this morning

gr8 weather
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on March 23, 2016, 06:37:03 AM
Day 835211/2

It is early morning, 5 am.

I have awoken from a lousy night's worth of sleep, already dreading for the day to start. As the sounds of the obnoxious alarm fill my ears, I pull myself out of bed, feeling utterly dead. My eyes feel cold and crusty; my mouth is the same moisture as old, cracked leather; my body, sore from yesterday's basketball event, is as stiff as the hardest, firmest metal on this Earth. But, I must attend school and my parents would be irate otherwise.

I leave my room and slowly approach the bathroom, where I already feel like this is a bad idea. But nonetheless, education is more important than anything else, and I can't deprive myself of it just because of "a bad nights' sleep." At the same time, I feel worthless and empty, just wanting to go back to sleep for eternity so I can finally arise from dream like a brand new person. Nonetheless, I enter the bathroom. I flip the light switch on. The bright bathroom light blinds me temporarily, but my eyes feel burnt out afterwards.

I don't even want to think about it; just the thought brings chills to the warmest of areas. I head over to the deathtrap that is the bathtub, containing the shower head behind the curtains. I stand there for 30 seconds... 60 seconds..... 90 seconds, not wanting to turn on the shower. "Here we go," I mutter. I slide the curtains to one side, then bend over to turn on the shower water. I quickly step back. I can literally feel the chill of the water radiate from the shower onto my skin. "The Shower Water is too Cold," I say. "It is still too Cold."

I take off my clothes, one by one, until fully naked. Goose bumps are already emerging from my skin like some sickly disease has struck me. I guess that "disease" is the frigid, ice cold water that I am about to clean myself in. I briefly ponder about any methods to deal with the water better. "Maybe I have to be really warm so that the shower water in turn can be warmer, via transfer of heat." "Nah, maybe I have to be really cold initially so that the shower water doesn't feel as cold." "Shoot, both are great ideas, which one do I do?"

By now some time has passed, so I check my phone for the time. "5:36 am" it reads. "Holy shit," I say, "I have to hurry up." I mentally prepare myself for the challenge ahead, like this is some chess tournament, and my opponent is a master player who has crushed the smartest of foes, though obviously I'm not an astute chess player myself. "And I guess I'm not an astute shower p-...person?" I awkwardly say in my mind. (Yeah, I do talk to myself a lot, I can't help it) I place my right hand out to feel the temperature of the water. It's ice cold, as previously expected. I am dreading even more now, and I become more frustrated the more I wait to enter. Finally, I push the shower curtain the other way, and place a foot in the opposite side of the tub. I'm ready...









And yadayada I get out the shower and get ready for school and then the day ends I come back home and I'm like "school wasn't so bad ayyyyy" UNTIL next time...


Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on March 23, 2016, 06:52:02 AM
wait is this actually happening i thought this was just a dumb thread
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on March 23, 2016, 07:09:50 AM
wait is this actually happening i thought this was just a dumb thread
wh no our water heater broke
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on March 23, 2016, 07:11:06 AM
my penis when
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Post by: atomic7732 on March 23, 2016, 08:27:57 AM
wow that was a quality read
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on March 23, 2016, 08:47:13 AM
wow that was a quality read
thank
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: DiamondMiner10 on March 23, 2016, 04:41:05 PM
(http://junkcharts.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341e992c53ef0147e2faad08970b-pi)
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on April 02, 2016, 06:52:27 PM
AYAYYAEYRHEUAEY WE GOT HOT WATER AFTER 45.4 YEARS
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on April 02, 2016, 09:12:41 PM
cool

i mean hot
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on August 15, 2016, 06:42:19 PM
cool and big
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on August 15, 2016, 08:20:29 PM
warm and small
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: atomic7732 on March 08, 2018, 02:45:52 AM
my shower water gets progressively colder the longer you're in there so you have to constantly adjust the thing until you can't turn it anymore so then you're out of luck and it's time to get out
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on March 08, 2018, 05:42:48 AM
my shower water gets progressively colder the longer you're in there so you have to constantly adjust the thing until you can't turn it anymore so then you're out of luck and it's time to get out
omg me too lmao
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on March 08, 2018, 06:19:22 AM
"I awkwardly say in my mind. (Yeah, I do talk to myself a lot, I can't help it)"

d-d-d-d-do y-do you th-th-you think th-that n-that n-n-n-normal-al p-p-people have uh...

SILENT MINDS?
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on March 08, 2018, 11:19:15 AM
"I awkwardly say in my mind. (Yeah, I do talk to myself a lot, I can't help it)"

d-d-d-d-do y-do you th-th-you think th-that n-that n-n-n-normal-al p-p-people have uh...

SILENT MINDS?
yeah, and im obviously the super smart autistiest with a Q U I R K Y  M I N D S E T
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on March 08, 2018, 03:18:21 PM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343323003288813569/420700048825778184/emote.png)
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on March 08, 2018, 03:47:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/f69fBKv.png)
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on March 08, 2018, 03:49:25 PM
Strange.






AND WE GOT THE TESLA ROADSTER!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! PARTY!!!
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on March 08, 2018, 03:58:41 PM
but is it taking a cold shower? no? goodbye.
Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: tuto99 on February 23, 2019, 12:58:40 AM
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Title: Re: The Shower Water is too Cold
Post by: Darvince on February 23, 2019, 01:03:49 AM
my pbobis wehn 🤣