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General Category => Everything Else => Topic started by: Darvince on January 03, 2014, 09:47:25 PM

Title: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on January 03, 2014, 09:47:25 PM
he is everywhere, he will get you, nobody dies of old age. everyone dies to gorchul.
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Thomas on January 03, 2014, 09:51:49 PM
Did he get me while I was sleeping?
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: FiahOwl on January 03, 2014, 09:56:54 PM

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Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2014, 12:52:51 AM
My soul has been wide open for Gorchul to see, but what did he do? Oh, he just stole it and took it to the nether planes of time, that massive fuck. I know that's where I'll go when I die now.
Title: Yarideki
Post by: atomic7732 on January 04, 2014, 01:22:11 AM
yarideki comes but you don't know
yarideki slithers to find you
yarideki comes but you don't know
take away, take away, take away, take us

in the rain, in the dark, in the daylight
there is no one, nobody can help you
kill the old to replace with a new life
yarideki, yarideki don't steal me

who needs gorchul when you have yarideki already?
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2014, 02:01:51 AM
oh fuck, now we have both
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Bla on January 04, 2014, 05:39:35 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/every-parents-worst-nightmare-is-losing-a-child-to,34762/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/every-parents-worst-nightmare-is-losing-a-child-to,34762/)
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: matty406 on January 04, 2014, 06:29:38 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/01/article-0-0D6A9C37000005DC-269_634x427.jpg)
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on January 06, 2014, 10:59:56 AM
You better watch out, you better not cry, cause Gorchul's in your house looking for your children, but this is just to scare you because he's an omniscient shapeshifter. Oh and he could just become your children if he wanted.
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on February 18, 2014, 11:06:10 PM
mfw we made it onto the front page of google
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: atomic7732 on February 19, 2014, 06:52:32 AM
not hard with obscure topics
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on February 19, 2014, 11:16:08 AM
Gorchul isn't very obscure he's a whole Onion article! And the Onion only makes stories of things that are $100% true! It's incredible!
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: matty406 on February 19, 2014, 12:01:06 PM
Gorchul is reel!!!!111
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: blotz on February 19, 2014, 01:30:38 PM
1
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: atomic7732 on February 19, 2014, 05:05:19 PM
no, 111
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: blotz on February 19, 2014, 05:32:24 PM
222
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on February 19, 2014, 10:16:33 PM
111 malerdemons on the wall, 111 malerdemons, take one down, it runs off fast, 110 malerdemons on the wall
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: FiahOwl on April 26, 2015, 07:33:53 AM

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Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Gordon Freeman on April 26, 2015, 09:38:00 AM
soog hool gorchul
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Darvince on April 27, 2015, 12:10:51 AM
praise him
Title: Re: Gorchul
Post by: Gordon Freeman on April 27, 2015, 09:32:44 AM
praise Game.addClass ("elderWrath");