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I don't dare putting "daily" in the topic name, but.... Meh.
<RedRainbow>The English word "speed" in Danish is, "fart".
<atomic7732>Bla you should post these on the forum
<atomic7732>in like "Danish lessons"
<RedRainbow>Kolok
Inb4 pentupleposts. :I
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Kolok
Btw, did you know, the English word "bag" is "pose" in Danish?
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Du er fart pose?
Did I break something
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Yes, kol, fart and pose are nouns... You said "You are speed bag". "Speedy" would be "hurtig". :P
Some Danglish.
* matty406 slopes off
<RedRainbow>You should slap off instead
<RedRainbow>In Danish, "at slappe af" means "to relax".
<matty406>I'm snacking about slapping off
<RedRainbow>Ohes
<RedRainbow>Someone should go and give you some bank!!
<RedRainbow>(bank = beating)
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ok, but i still have too many shovels
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Today's Danish lesson.
<kip|craft>i always thought clouds were in the sky
<kip|craft>what cake is this bla
<kip|craft>jk :P
<Bla|craft>Oh, today's Danish lesson for Matties: The English word "cloud" in Danish is, "sky". :P
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speed, cloud.
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Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".
Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".
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Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".
Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".
my entire art needs smut
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<Arrow_McKnee>"I have hunted great beasts in The Invisible Hill for seven of my years" then goes on to say "I have taken down two barn owls while stalking The Invisible Hill"
<Arrow_McKnee>Truly great and terrifying beasts those barn owls
<RedRainbow>Oh yes
<RedRainbow>Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word for "child" is "barn".
Doesn't that make the owls just a bit more terrifying. :I
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i herd if you set a child on fire and give him an owl it becomes fiahowl.
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Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".
Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".
my entire art needs smut
Just start drawing smut.
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I'll hit Multiplay so hard, the host will start cursing over the server. (kol, kol, kol...?)
According to Danglish, you could also hit Multiplay so hard that Curse would start hosting all over the server.
The Danish word "host" means "cough".
HOSTING IS WHAT CAUSES VIRUS
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my computer has a bacteria.
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hosting causes viruses make no sense, that's like saying oceans cause cyclones. They don't they just allow a favorable environment for them to exist.
but I guess you meant it in a different way
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well i heard atomic causes overpopulation.
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needs more svenska
Jag var den här banan. (Yes? No? I probably broke it.)
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I was this banana?
Anyway, the Danish word "hug" interestingly means "cut" or "stroke".
Who wants a hug? >:D
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bla was this banana.
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Ja, jeg var den her blanan.
(You could say "jeg var denne her banan" or "jeg var denne banan" or "jeg var den her banan" in Danish, so I guess it's legit in Swedish too)
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alle dine danskundervisning er tilhører mudkip
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Alla din bananen tillahöra mig.
Dokument användes för få biljetten.
Jag var sova på natten.
Svenska är bästa språk.
Bortkastad tid under klass talar svenska.
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The Danish word "hive" means "to drag".
HIVEMIND
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i'm going to hive bla all over.
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The Danish word "kant" means "edge".
The Danish word "tit" means "often".
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i push you off the cant tit
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The Danish word "lag" means "layer".
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We need of moar lag in NS map :P
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The Danish word "pensel" means "brush".
The Danish word "blyant" means "pencil".
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The Danish word "pensel" means "brush".
The Danish word "blyant" means "pencil".
We need of moar lag to use our paintpensels and blyants
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We need of moar lag to use our paintpensels and blyants
However, it turns out that "paintpensels" would be "malerpensler", because the Danish verb "male" means "paint".
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bla you are male
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You shouldn't male with a fe. The Danish word "fe" means "fairy".
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Uhh, why would a fe male is? The Danish word "is" means "ice" or "icecream".
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ismale
ismael
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The Danish word "skum" means "foam".
The Danish word "skam" means "shame".
"Hvis man vil danse på grisen, må man betale prisen." means "If you want to dance on the pig, you must pay the price."
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The Danish word for "peace" is "fred".
...But what if Fred went to war.
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Bla no you what avatar this h
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Det er alt sammen Darvinces skyld!!!
And Mudkipz told us a a lesson... Ironically the English word "good" somehow snacked or missed an "o" when translated to or from Danish so it turned into "god"...
THIS BRINGS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'POLYTHEISM'
(http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1907.0;attach=18337;image)
Any non-sleeping, hard-working student has also learned from this that the English word "space" means "rum" in Danish.
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The Danish word "blad" means "leaf".
"Blade" means "leaves".
I am scared of autumn.
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you are a blad
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Some Danish words which rhyme with blad:
mad - food
sad - sat
fad - dish
bad - bath
So if someone says "Jeg sad i et bad og spiste mad på et fad", don't worry, the person just sat in a bath and ate food on a dish. I would have done the same!
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I'm thinkin on make a Hell's Portuguese Lessons
kol
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he's in brazil you dummy
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Maybe some Spanish lessons?
KOL, Spanish isn't very common here :P
And Spanish is very different of Brazilian Portuguese kol
i will make teh portuguese topic -or no
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how to say bladder.
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how to say bladder.
blære
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one day bla grabbed his blaere and created the tunguska event.
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astrobladders onlines
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The Danish word "blad" means "leaf".
"Blade" means "leaves".
I am scared of autumn.
So what's the danish word for blade?
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Actually that's also "blad" (on a knife/spade) or "klinge" (on sword/saw).
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The Danish word "have" means "have", "garden" or "seas/oceans"
The Danish word "most" (pronounced: "must") means "juice"
...So "æblemosthave" doesn't mean you must have apples but that it's oceans or a garden of apple juice.
(Might be useful information for tourists who may fall into the secret underground apple juice oceans below Copenhagen.)
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i have most
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Mig blad have fad bad.
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The Danish word "gift" means "poison" or "married".
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I heard that the phrase "They shit through the same hole" is a Danish saying meaning two people agree with each other. Is this true?
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I don't remember ever hearing that phrase.
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While encountering a sign mentioning the local expert on something, I came to think of the fact that the Danish word "fagmand" means "expert".
The Danish word "fag" means "subject" (in school) or "profession".
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In england, fag mostly means cigarette, but there's also the term "fagged out", which means one is tired.
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While encountering a sign mentioning the local expert on something, I came to think of the fact that the Danish word "fagmand" means "expert".
The Danish word "fag" means "subject" (in school) or "profession".
My fag is astronomy?
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Cool, my favorite fag at school is Danish.
Ok in reality I don't like the subject Danish but whatever.
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Kol bla.
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The Danish word "omgivelser" means "surroundings".
In math we learnt about Newton's law of cooling. Our class was entertained when our teacher refered to the temperature of the surroundings by using the first three letters as an abbreviation of the surroundings, Tomg.
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Bla can you teach me Danish full time? Half of the Eurovision songs are out and Denmark is still #1 to win it!
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Kol. Ok. Here's a bonus word for you: The English word "killer whale" in Danish is "spækhugger".
I do not know why the Danish word "spæk" means "fat".
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killer whales are fat huggers
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No vh, your grade has been demoted.
Anyway, the Danish word "hug" interestingly means "cut" or "stroke".
Who wants a hug? >:D
They are fat strokers.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Killerwhales_jumping.jpg)
they are kind of ovalish
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Eubalaena_glacialis_with_calf.jpg)
whales are kind of longer, also most dolphins
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fire means four in danish.
and sex mean six in swedish
Is this right?
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"Fire" means four, yes. You don't pronounce it like English "fire" though.
"Seks" you pronounce like a mysterious English word, though...
Also, the Danish word "true" means "threaten".
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trublu has a new meaning now
threaten all the blues.
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fire means four in danish.
and sex mean six in swedish
Is this right?
en två tre fyra fem sex sju åtta nio tio elva tolv
fyra is better than fire
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The Danish word "kraft" means "force". The word "kræft", which is pronounced the same way, means cancer. Confusingly, the word "kraft" is "kræfter" in plural.
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kraft kræft down your throat
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The Danish word "kraft" means "force". The word "kræft", which is pronounced the same way, means cancer. Confusingly, the word "kraft" is "kræfter" in plural.
So it's only context that tells the person which word it is if it is spoken?
kol 5 two letter words
i win
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If it is spoken, yes.
The Danish word "stable" means to stack/pile up.
Oh, and the Danish word "hue" means "cap".
(http://i.dbastatic.dk/images/2/23/91422423_02042012194512_0974_2.jpg)(http://i.dbastatic.dk/images/2/23/91422423_02042012194512_0974_2.jpg)(http://i.dbastatic.dk/images/2/23/91422423_02042012194512_0974_2.jpg)(http://i.dbastatic.dk/images/2/23/91422423_02042012194512_0974_2.jpg)(http://i.dbastatic.dk/images/2/23/91422423_02042012194512_0974_2.jpg)huehuehue
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STABLE THIS HUES
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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Speaking of pile, the Danish word "pil" means "arrow", and "pile" means "arrows".
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The Danish word "kraft" means "force". The word "kræft", which is pronounced the same way, means cancer. Confusingly, the word "kraft" is "kræfter" in plural.
So it's only context that tells the person which word it is if it is spoken?
kol 5 two letter words
i win
lead lead lead read read
English is worse you have to have context when reading it!
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The Danish word "dog" means "however"/"yet".
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i am tired, dog, i will not sleep
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to bad only part of that is danish
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Yesterday on my 101.7 km cycling trip I read a sign about some bro work, then I realized that the Danish word "bro" means "bridge".
Bro work sounds like an interesting job though.
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i was going to make a joke about how close that was to kPa/atm but then i got lazy
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The Danish word "brand" means "fire".
"Brandfare" means "fire hazard".
("Fare" means "danger"/"hazard")
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Danish has a really strange phonology. Just an observation. :P
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The Danish word "agurk" means "cucumber".
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The Danish word "save" means to saw.
This fact always bothered me when playing Pokémon back when I was 6-7 years old. I couldn't understand why you would "saw" the game. It didn't help that the other people I knew at the time also pronounced it in Danish as if we were actually sawing the game.
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when i was like 5 - 7 and i would play a video game at my friend's house we came to the conclusion that 'retry' was /ritri/ (re-tree) when there was some message prompt, and had no idea what it meant, and we always had problems with it idk how that worked out because at some point we must have stopped trying
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Kol, good to see that you English-speaking people have also had trouble with games.
Some other things:
- Another person many years ago came to the conclusion that the word "cancel" was pronounced "shangel" ("a" like in father)
- I didn't know what it meant when Pokémon said that the move I used couldn't be used against the enemy (it was resistant or something), this meant that I would keep using it over and over in some battles because I just thought it was failing. :-[
- There was a move in Pokémon called "drill peck", sort of similar to two danish words "drille" (tease) and "pik" (d*ck), so some person called the move "drillepik". Wut.
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d*ck
woah man, there are limits. You're not supposed to swear on this forum you sick monster.
Well, all I have to say was that the Danish word "and" means duck.
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In Denmark, "Buster" is a name.
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Buster Sikkel
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The Danish word "slap" means loose/lax/weak.
According to my dictionary, the Danish word "slaraffenland" means "land of milk and honey".
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The Danish word "stem" means "to vote".
In Soviet Russia, communism stems from you.
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The Danish word "due" means "pigeon"/"dove".
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The Danish word "skin" means "light", as in solskin = sunshine or måneskin = moonlight.
"Skinne" means "to shine" or "rail".
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The Danish "at taste" means "to type".
Jeg tastede denne besked på et tastatur.
I tasted this message on a keyboard.
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i still haven't figured out whether this thread is real danish or if bla is trolling everyone
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ok that one is the most believable one yet because sh-> sk in Scandinavian languages
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I garden proofs!
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/And (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/And)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blad_(plantedel) (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blad_(plantedel))
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Larsen (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Larsen)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Due (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Due)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fad_(opd%C3%A6kning) (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fad_(opd%C3%A6kning))
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gift (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gift)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gods_(varer) (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gods_(varer))
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Have)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoste (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoste)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hue (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hue)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pil_(v%C3%A5ben) (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pil_(v%C3%A5ben))
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pose (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pose)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_(meteorologi) (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_(meteorologi))
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skum (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skum)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sp%C3%A6khugger (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sp%C3%A6khugger)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tastatur (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tastatur)
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86blemost (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86blemost)
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ÆÅØ
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The Danish word "bog" means "book".
The Danish word "bug" means "stomach". (rarely used though, "mave" is more common)
"Jeg hugger din bug." would mean "I cut your stomach."
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plot twist: bla writes all the danish wikipedia pages.
anyways i read a bog in my bug today
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The Danish word "far" means "father".
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The Danish word "rig" means "rich".
Let's stop the rigging. >:D
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In Danish, multiple-word nouns have their words stuck together. For example "koordinattransformationsmatricen" means "the coordinate transformation matrix".
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The Danish word "leg" means "play" (a noun as in children playing). The English word "game" in Danish would be "spil" though (computer game = computerspil).
But you can't leg a spil or spil a leg. Either you spil a spil (spiller et spil) or you leg a leg (leger en leg).
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The Danish word "eventuel" means "possible".
eventuelt = possibly
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The Danish word "kage" means "cake".
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i'm gonna put your face in the kage!
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the kage is a lie!
say this in danish:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Nicholas Kage
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say this in danish:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(http://a1563.phobos.apple.com/us/r30/Purple/v4/d5/79/73/d579733e-384f-3e8e-0abd-71e4d914684e/mzl.igohgqyx.png)
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Har nogen virkelig været langt endda som besluttede at bruge selv gå ønsker at gøre mere ligner?
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Har nogen virkelig været langt endda som besluttede at bruge endda at ville gøre ligne mere?
I think that would be more accurate. Uhh. :-\
Here are some lessons in Danglish from The Julekalender, Danglish is mixing the parts of English and Danish that make stuff sound the funniest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXcPrbgPH1s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXcPrbgPH1s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIjEU_UO8Lg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIjEU_UO8Lg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvdKc7gsODU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvdKc7gsODU)
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gøry
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and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFkbyU55vNw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFkbyU55vNw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBMD7GmKSY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBMD7GmKSY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elv2eEE6wps (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elv2eEE6wps)
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The Danish word trappe means staircase.
Trapper is plural.
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Do a grammar lesson!!! How do Danish plurals work?
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You usually add -r or -er to the ending, like -s in English.
But because Danish changes noun endings instead of using "the" in front of them, it's different for definite nouns. Plural definite nouns usually get the ending -rne/-erne/-ene (depending on whether they're common gender or neuter, in definite singular, common gender nouns tend to end in -n, and neuter end in -t).
Examples, English - Danish
(common)
a staircase - en trappe
the staircase - trappen
two staircases - to trapper
all the staircases - alle trapperne
(neuter)
a sign - et skilt
the sign - skiltet
two signs - flere skilte
all the signss - alle skiltene
(have fun)
four fire alarms made Buster fall into the trap at the end of the staircases at high speed
- fire brandalarmer fik Buster til at falde i fælden for enden af trappen med høj fart
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what are these genders
what is common for? is it the only non-neuter gender?
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How do you say Mario in Danish? o.o
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what are these genders
what is common for? is it the only non-neuter gender?
Like German Danish used to have masculine, feminine and neuter, but masculine and feminine got merged into common gender.
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mfw danish has "abstract" gender
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one could argue that feminine and masculine genders are abstract, unless you're referring to neuter
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i mean that both of danish's genders are abstract: common and neuter are not traditional "genders"
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grammatical gender usually has nothing to do with gender
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it does for some languages ie espanish
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only for entities that can have gender
otherwise you have dresses that are masculine (el vestido)
spanish and indo-european genders mean practically nothing in comparison to other languages with grammatical genders (most of which pertain not to gender at all), they are used as a system for classifying nouns. Swahili is a very good example to look at.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_gender
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I know that grammatical gender isn't based on actual gender, I just didn't think there were European Indo-European languages with gender without masculine or feminine gender
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The Danish word kommune means municipality.
kommunicipality. Maybe instead of choosing between commune and municipality on Blacraft, we should just merge it into either communicipality or mune.
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<BlaBla44>People would understand Enhedlisten the same way but it'd sound odd because s is used to "bind" the words together :P
<Kalassak>oh kol
<Kalassak>how is it pronounced
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Quick English Tourist Guide to Interesting Locations in Denmark
Hello everyone! If you ever decide to travel to Denmark, there are some places you absolutely must visit! Do you like horses? Do you not like horses? Well, if you can answer yes to at least 0 out of the two questions, you should visit Horsens!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/jENJTB.png)
Do you want to sin but forgot your sandals? Go to Sindal!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/eSyH9D.png)
Like it when random stuff drops on your pan? Go to Pandrup!
If not, just go there anyway.
(http://i.imgdiode.com/bODN4A.png)
If you thought the essence of iDense didn't make anysense, go to Odense!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/HV1TXD.png)
Too far away from the easter bunny? Don't worry, the wester bro can save you.
(http://i.imgdiode.com/trRz7i.png)
Do you hate slag and pollution? Slag-else is the solution!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/RadWx2.png)
Heaven is filled with fools and Hellfrozenover is too cold? Come to Hell Erupt, Gorchul's favorite pizza party place!
(Warning: The place is filled with conservatives, rich capitalists and lemonade stands)
(http://i.imgdiode.com/xRIXEt.png)
You may not know Danish very well, but this is your perfect chance! Come to Tarm, Lem and Sæd!
(Hint: Tarm means intestine, lem means limb and sæd means semen, don't ask who came up with those town names)
(http://i.imgdiode.com/Z6nG36.png)
"If a hair grows in Lenin's beard and no-one is around to see it, does the world become communist?" This interesting philosophical question has challenged the minds of Blacraftians ever since February 5, 2014, and recent evidence suggests the answer might be in Kollered!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/ApYaOP.png)
After your stay in Kollerød, you of course cannot possibly resist the temptation of walking along Kollekolleway in the amazing town of Ballerup.
And Gorchul offers free pizza on Anyvej!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/UOPZUx.png)
It may sound like a lame idea, but lam means sheep, so don't miss this opportunity to improve your Danish.
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If you don't want a young, strong bro to come at you, visit Broager.
And Gorchul offers free pizza in Hobro!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/YMZlEF.png)
Another excellent place!
(http://i.imgdiode.com/cRxROJ.png)
And of course, no tourist guide is complete without showing you the funniest place in all of Denmark...
(http://i.imgdiode.com/q8Idho.png)
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Where all the runestones at
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In Norwegian, many words from foreign origins are spelled like they're pronounced in Norwegian.
akselerasjon = acceleration (in Danish, it's spelled acceleration)
integrasjon = integration
potensialfunksjon = power function
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if only english did that
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The Danish word lad means let.
The Danish word let means easy/light.
The Danish word jammer means misery/lamentation.
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I can confirm that the previous post is 100% correct.
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The Danish word grave means to dig.
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The Danish word dig means you (it's du in nominative case).
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what is kol in danish
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Uhh
Lol = laughing out loud, it wouldn't make sense to say that exactly in Danish, a translation could be "griner højt" = "laughing loudly".
gh
Replacing the first letter of the abbreviation with k, because of communism, it becomes
kh
However, that abbreviation is usually reserved for "kærlig hilsen x" = "love from x" or among leftists as "kammeratslig hilsen" = "comradely greeting".
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Our thermodynamics lecturer talked today about how stupid the Danish numeral system is, kol. He shared this blog post. Very fun.
http://blogs.denmark.dk/peterandreas/2009/04/19/numbers/ (http://blogs.denmark.dk/peterandreas/2009/04/19/numbers/)
He mentioned that the numeral systems that Japan and China use are logical. They say things like 55 = five-ten-five or 24 = two-ten-four.
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The Danish word tanke means thought.
tanker is thoughts.
A few days ago I found this elevator. Assuming you went to Denmark, after carefully studying all these lessons, what could you conclude that you could bring into the elevator?
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bringing 225 people with you to have a party in the lift
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After reading the above and the number -3 came to mind, I felt a need to share the Danish grading system
However, if you implied that the party in the elevator would be communist, I might give you a 4 for obscurely implying that the elevator was within a funhouse.
(the 13-scale was the previous scale in Denmark)
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Did I fail Danish class?
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Unfortunately yes, but if you ask Pia Kjærsgaard nicely while saying 'rød grød med fløde' and wrapping yourself in a Danish flag, she might offer some extra lectures so that you can safely use Danish elevators.
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The Danish word 'kamp' means 'fight'.
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in camp we will kamp
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Kamp is a noun, like battle or fight, the verb fight would be kæmpe. :P
It also means giant, though.
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The Danish word kone means woman.
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Kamp is a noun, like battle or fight, the verb fight would be kæmpe. :P
It also means giant, though.
Panzerkampfwagen
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Panzerkampfwagen
That would be panserkampvogn in Danish.
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kones are kool
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blabla do a wug test on danish
one wug, two wugs
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Wug?? ???
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wug_test
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Kol. I suspect most children would say "wugger" there. :b
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basically teel how plurals work
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They work similarly to English, you add -r, -er or -e to the end of words usually.
Chair: stol -> stole
Bag: taske -> tasker
Painter demon: malerdæmon -> malerdæmoner
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mfw maler is a word in danish
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Study harder people! Srsly
However, it turns out that "paintpensels" would be "malerpensler", because the Danish verb "male" means "paint".
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malerdæmoner
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The Danish word 'bange' means afraid/scared.
Makes sense, explosions can be scary.
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The Danish word 'vent' means 'wait'.
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Can I subscribe to the lessons of Danish?
it's nice to learn new languages :)
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Of course.
The Danish word 'bedrage' means 'deceive'.
'bedrager' means 'deceiver' and 'bedrag' means 'deceit'.
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ok thanks
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Bla i went over the [danish]speed[/danish] limit.
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Jeg kan godt lide store skod, og jeg kan ikke lyve.
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The Danish word 'tag' means 'roof'.
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The Danish word 'kloak' means 'sewer'.
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LMAO
(For the record, the subtitles are in Norwegian) :P
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The Danish word 'killing' means 'kitten'.
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Wie moet Deens leren wanneer u Google Translate aan jouw kant?
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that's dutch
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So a few days ago I was on a cycling trip and noticed this Authorized Rude Center.
Hint: The Danish word 'rude' means 'pane'.
(http://i.imgur.com/pgmYJVS.png)
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Pain centre? No thanks!
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The Danish word 'tag' means 'roof'.
it means 'Day' here
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Guten Tag
have a good tag ;)
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Guten Tag
have a good tag ;)
Good 'roof' indeed.
Deutschmark language.
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The Danish word 'gut' means 'lad'.
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In Danish, 'lad være' means 'stop it', but 'hold vejr' means 'hold your breath'.
være and vejr are pronounced the same way when saying it.
So back in kindergarten, I remember that there was someone who used to say 'hold vejr' instead of 'lad være'. Every time someone teased her she'd say 'hold vejr', then the one teasing her hold its breath in front of her, which she found to be teasing, so she said 'hold vejr'.
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The Danish word for 'grade' is 'karakter'.
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Is the Danish word for 'character', 'grade'?
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Nah that's also karakter
or 'figur', if you mean in a story ;)
As in letter it's 'bogstav'
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The Danish word 'voldtage' (the d is not pronounced) means 'rape'.
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Kol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_friend
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preguntas
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i never made that association before gdi now i will question myself every time i want to say "question" in spanish
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i was wondering why Norwegian and Swedish is a bit same to Danish but Finnish is different than any of those languages.
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finnish is in a completely different language family (Ugric).
Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish are all Germanic Indo-European languages
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[09:36] Darvince bla what is hygge in english
[09:37] BlaBla44 cosiness
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The Danish word 'slot' means 'castle'.
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what does the danish word 'slut' mean
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It means 'end' or 'the end'.
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ah so what's 'stop'?
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'stop' :P
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stop is stop how sad
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As you very well know, you are now sitting here attending today's Danish lesson exam. Unfortunately, your internet connection doesn't work (and the NSA would arrest you if it did) and there's only a few minutes left, but you have yet to answer the final question.
To your great relief, it turns out to be a multiple choice test.
What does "Kornkammeret" mean?
a. oatmeal
b. the grain chamber
c. corn comrade
d. the oatmeal comrade
e. that it is officially recommended to consume
(http://i.imgur.com/AxyBSv5.jpg)
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The Grain Chamber. I know because there is a lock and a square door on the packet.
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The lock is a symbol that gets put on healthy products. :P
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oatmeal comrade obv
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The lock is a symbol that gets put on healthy products. :P
Ooh, Danish customs. Didn't see that coming
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The correct answer was b. the grain chamber
The Danish word svamp means mushroom or fungus or sponge.
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svamp
swamp
fungal swamps
svamp
illuminazi confirmed
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Speaking of svampe, fluesvamp means amanita and rød fluesvamp means fly agaric
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what if bla was lying to us about the translations all this time!
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"lad mig prutte i din næse" does indeed mean "let me fart in your nose"
"jeg elsker dig" = "I love you"
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what about "your heart is my home"
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use hygge in a sentence
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what about "your heart is my home"
"dit hjerte er mit hjem"
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your-neuter heart be my-neuter home?
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The words correspond exactly to the English ones
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yes they almost so but gender bears!!!
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danish is literalisk englisk
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they're both germanic of course they are soopir similar
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The Danish word 'rumfang' means 'volume'.
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The Danish word 'oven' means 'above'. (usually you say oven over)
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The Danish word 'store' means 'big' (the e is only added in some cases).
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The Danish word 'sort' means 'black'.
THIS BRINGS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'POLYTHEISM'
I found this the other day
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God's Terminal
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The road name sign translates to "Grimway"
The four signs translate to "The Bailiff Court", "Tax", "The State Prison" and "Crematory"
(http://i.imgur.com/nxpzcjq.png)
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yeah that's pretty grim
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"Gammel dansk" literally means "Old Danish" and is some alcohol thing
I didn't know there was a territory with that name but then I got a casus belli to take Gammeldansk
(http://i.imgur.com/B6WIsUP.png)
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I don't know. I've heard there's a secret, hidden room at university which has a notebook and a bottle of gammel dansk, and if people find it, they're supposed to write their name in the book and drink from the bottle. Maybe there's another secret room where they ferment people to replace the bottles. Lots of interesting stuff to search for.
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The Danish word "gangart" means "gait"
Ministeriet for Gakkede Gangarter means the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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In Danish, the common traffic warning text "pas på blinde vinkler" means "beware of blind spots", however since "pas" looks so similar to "pass", and "på" literally means "on", and "blinde" is literally just "blind", and "vinkler" really means "angles" which is just a realistic spelling of "angels", a true speaker of Danglish would translate it to "pass on blind angels".
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or pass on blind wrinkler
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The Danish word "slam" means "sludge"
Slamsuger (sludge sucker) means sludge truck
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The Danish word "svin" means swine, but "svine" is a verb and means to make something dirty.
If some place is really dirty you may call it a "svinesti", a swine path.
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Many words related to obsession with something end in -man
For example
narkoman - drug addict
ludoman - gambling addict
pyroman - pyromaniac
kleptoman - kleptomaniac
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furman
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The Danish word "pave" means "pope"
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how do you spell bla in danish though
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The Danish word "stave" means "spell" så du staver det bla
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if pave means pope, then shouldn't stave mean stope?!?!?!?!?!? >:(
:P
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The Danish word "pokkers" can approximately be translated to "heck", e.g. exclaiming "pokkers!" or "pokkers også!" ~ "damn it!"
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Alla din bananen tillahöra mig.
Dokument användes för få biljetten.
Jag var sova på natten.
Svenska är bästa språk.
Bortkastad tid under klass talar svenska.
Im going to credible threat jar and whoever is running the backend of this godforsaken forum