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the official shitpost thjread
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I do all the great shitposting, so much so that grammar is optional
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Austria does not have its citizens all around the EU killing people in their basements (unlike Romania, which has its gypsies in so many cities in the rich EU countries).
I don't know if this was supposed to only be one but OMG YQT AND TUTO ARE SPEAKING OVER EACH OTHER
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if mirrors aren't real, why is Eurovision a banana pretending to be a song contest
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You all? Maybe only the European idiots. Tell me please what reputation? That we are a country full with Gypsies? So what? We should have take the example of other to kill them? When we tryied to educate them all Europe started to defend them and their behaviour, but after what we entered in EU you all wasn't able to keep the control and send them back forgoting to respect their rights for being an EU citizen. But leting the Gypsies to live their lifes, what other bad things you know about Romania? No, I won't ask you about Ioan Holender, I will just tell you that the bigest criminal of all the times was not born in Romania and that we never had a person like Josef Fritzl in our history. We also didn't steal the oil and the forest of any other country blackmailing the country with that zero value of EU membership.
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go to bed or post racist comments against cows
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Saying that you judge people by how they treat you and not by what their nationality/origin is after saying that you all know what kind of reputation Romania has in Europe, but then again saying that you don't want to know nothing... What else to say? Sorry for you! Romanian mafia is made from Romanian citizens, but actually they are Gypsies. So it is only the Gypsies after all. And I dare to say that they should not be only a Romanian problem, but an European one. The only acusation that Europe can put for Romania is that we didn't kill them like you did. So solve the problem with that "Romanian mafia". It is on your theritory it is up to you. Meanwhile a real example of our "mafia" you can find HERE or HERE. The example can continue with Biology, Geography... but I guess you don't give a fuck, we are mafiots for you
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Cows only can be food nothing else
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wyverncliff is full of hideous cows that don't go moo
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humans are so ugly, cows use them as examples of people who look uglier than you so that you don't jump off a cliff
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Cows are so shit that "bullshit" is literally named after them
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#MakeTheForumGreatAgain
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cowscowscows
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I am the most beautiful of all the humans in the entire galaxy; that's just because all the cows are jealous of the beautiful humans who weren't damned by god to always say moo.
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humans are ugly and look the same tbh
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humans are great tbh
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yqt we need pics or I will have to tell my daddy that you are a child molester
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yqt probably looks great we do need his pics
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Eating the most lowliest of animals creates the worst of the stinks of the poo. Poo stink cause of cows is great and diminish human experience always. This why Gypsy find to move into Romania and ruin the day of the Romanian.
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humans are great tbh
Then why are we ruining the earth
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well so are cows
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TheMooCows admits that he is a cow in this great topic at the pinnacle of times.
humans are great tbh
Then why are we ruining the earth
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Excuse me, are you trying to lick my popsickle? This is a family-oriented neighborhood, not an LA alleyway. We don't deal with cow lickers here my one and only lady. Here, you treat with respect, or no the respect. This is out of rage my mind, I hope you know that!!! Listen, I can't even how the right now so much I'm the furious! The Jip C's did nothing to the you, okay!!??!??!?!??!?!2pk3MP[ME3P You betta listen! Step out of this forum, or face the wrath of the DOtrugan Kind!!!
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I tell you about Fritzl because you say that Romanians kill people in Europe. Sorry.. but you should be arrested for it. Hitler will be proud with you. Those Gypsies are not Romanian problem, they are an European problem.
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yqt we need pics or I will have to tell my daddy that you are a child molester
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Dotruga is a fake racist country made only to ruin day of normal human who don't make stinky with cow.
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cows don't ruin earth, they are what humans should aspire to be
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oh god it's knez
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yqt we need pics or I will have to tell my daddy that you are a child molester
on second thought i might tell him anyway
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Cows are so shit that only India can actually like them
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Stinky do with cows create horrible race of saguans oppress them. Himalians also like to make the racist stink of cow with cow from stinkiest nation on the whole planet Wyverncliff. This reason to kill Himalia and cow in whole world. Cow breeded to create food for the most of humans. Human always triumph above other animal, especially cow and saguan who only spend all live in dirty condition with own poo. Get poo off house and in toilet!
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Dotruga is a fake racist country made only to ruin day of normal human who don't make stinky with cow.
ARE YOU LIKING MY DEGENERACY????? DARVINCE, YOU ARE THE WHYTE SOOPREMUHSIST HERE, OKAY!?? WE ARE HEER TO HELP THE HUMANKIND NOT TO THE DESTROY IT. NOW EXCUSE MY BAD LANGUEAJJEE SKILLS BUT WE DONT NEED ANYMORE OF THE RACISM FROM DA DARVINCIANS. IF YOU HATE GREEN BEANS, THEN I HATE APPLE JUICE!!! HOW ABOUT THAT, YOU ORANGE NEUTRON??? THATS RIGHT, GET REKT. tuto signing out k bye babes
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Dotruga only source country for cow stink.
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this is a family show
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Daddy Was A Milkman - Seasons
also what has happened. this is apparently what me, yqt, tuto darvince and occasionally nue get into when it's late at night and i start shitposting
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also no forum , I don't want to review my message !
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this is a family show
Cows are shit though , families must know this !
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i will put spaces , before the punctuation , because it looks good . and i will also use , punctuation in correctly !
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Worst animal ever to realize it time on earth be cow . They have most shit in all of species worse even elephants . Why else say " bull shit " ?
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cows are beatiful
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cows are beatful for beating
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yes i'm gonna beat your cows they are trash
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^ ugly
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0/10 worst animal
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Look , can feed family of four for weeks !
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dotuganrans are the sexist peepull of all ages and genferds. we r da nice features, including natural eye tits!
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delete this schtupid post
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cows are the best
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natural eye tits!
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SO LIGHT UP A CANDLE< LET"S ILLUMIKNATE THE KNIGHT
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cows are the best
Lord have mercy on your soul !
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I'll b ur icebreaker if ur stuck in frozen water
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*the heat from the afterglow will always keep us alive
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Turn off the light for beating of cow and creation of much meat for consume by the human . Human make only cow for meat purposes . Cow not exist without human . You only think you stupid poo find yourself in shit house !
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*the heat from the afterglow will always keep us alive
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"The UK is going to win!!!"
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I NUKED UNIVERSE SANDBOX FORUM !!! AND ALL USERS IS NOW DEAD !!!
GAME OVER
Universe Sandbox v3 is now cancelled.
Closing Universe Sandbox
Finished.
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"united sandbox" - yqt 2016
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"united sandbox" - yqt 2016
I actually said unibox sandbox 1D107
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ok nerd
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go back to ukraine
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go back to darvincia u dum schtupid
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go back to darvincia u dum schtupid
solea much stronk better than darvincia
darvincia shold leave amalthea and enver return!!!!! !!JI11
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In my opinion you also have to think if the song likes you, otherwise it would only be sharing something that doesn't want to be shared. But I guess it's quite difficult to define because as humans we are used to pursue our own advantage all the time.
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this darvincian thinking of atomic7732 ! only babies you have.
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what the actual fuck
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Song not alive ! Cow not either .
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tbh dotruga is the all ight nation of theunivefrse ok you should all die tbh okay luve you
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Cow is only meat machine for eating by human . Cow not worth a damned
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Song not alive ! Cow not either .
Of course not (as far as I know they don't even belong to the same group of multicellular organisms), but it can be treated as a human. I often use that tactic with my entry choosing process – if there was a spirit inside the song, what would it think of me and my aims? The main thing is to get into the song, to know it, and to understand its function.
I guess I've always shown empathy towards inanimate objects – for example, last week I was playing a board game with my siblings which we eventually found too ambiguous on its rules, and I suddenly started to feel really bad for the game, for being quitted too soon (my sister felt the same and we eventually held a little funeral for the game). I'm not feeling the same towards humans though, since I know most of them are as selfish creatures as I am.
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if purple is up and down is orange then what is yellow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PpnJ0klAcY
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i heard japanese cows are fed beer
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kallistan cows are fed aeridanes
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This is what a quality thread looks like tbh
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it's so quality no one is viewing it
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wow thanks miamonddiner10
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it's so quality no one is viewing it
it'll get appreciated after I die tbh...just like all famous artists
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ah yes
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let's eat beef
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tmc post in here
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[23:33] FloenneFocus why do i try so hard
[23:33] FloenneFocus actually i don't really
[23:33] FloenneFocus i still have too much free time
[23:33] Darvince why do i try so weak
[23:33] FloenneFocus i need to try harder
[23:34] FloenneFocus vincent wong
[23:34] TheMooCows I should probably try
[23:34] Yqt1001 trying is for the motivated
[23:34] TheMooCows or at least
[23:34] Yqt1001 care
[23:34] TheMooCows get my try meter back to 0
[23:34] Kalassak yqt that's accurate
[23:35] Darvince my try meter is at -1000
[23:35] TheMooCows ^
[23:35] Kalassak my try meter is at like
[23:35] FloenneFocus i need to motivate myself more
[23:35] Kalassak -250
[23:35] Yqt1001 I made one of my friends have to put up with a mini-rant I made completely about myself and how I hate not being able to do stuff I'm motivated to do
[23:35] Yqt1001 yesterday
[23:35] Yqt1001 didnt get a response lmao
[23:35] Darvince i literally do school because i get bored
[23:35] FloenneFocus my try capacity is probably like
[23:35] FloenneFocus 2000
[23:35] TheMooCows atomic you are -∞
[23:35] TheMooCows tbh
[23:35] FloenneFocus but i only try like
[23:35] FloenneFocus 350
[23:35] Kalassak hey
[23:35] Kalassak i worked on my lab report today
[23:35] TheMooCows "worked"
[23:35] Kalassak which is probably the first time in weeks
[23:36] Kalassak i've worked on it on monday
[23:36] Kalassak instead of tuesday
[23:36] FloenneFocus syule_ though
[23:36] Darvince syule_'s try is at like 3000
[23:36] Darvince tbh
[23:36] FloenneFocus yes i need to match him
[23:36] Yqt1001 kalassak I remember you saying "I should probably do my lab report" and then tmc and I talking on skype and me finding out you fell asleep like right after
[23:36] FloenneFocus he gets 11-16 hours of productivity a day
[23:36] Kalassak when was this
[23:36] Kalassak oh
[23:36] FloenneFocus ok more like 8
[23:37] Kalassak i napped
[23:37] Kalassak so i wouldn't be tired
[23:37] Yqt1001 I have been daydreaming so hard about working in the past few days
[23:37] Darvince why is there so much hot
[23:37] Kalassak sot hat i woulda ctually
[23:37] Kalassak have motivation
[23:37] Kalassak to work on it
[23:37] Kalassak and then i did
[23:37] Kalassak so i think it worked
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