how to job: if they promise you an interview, call them 12-20 times per day reminding them of your interview
if they do not give you the interview by the promised date, then call them 50 times that day about your interview
if you get to an interview, and are promised the job and told to start on a future date, call them 10 times a day affirming when your work schedule begins. just before the scheduled time, call them upwards of a hundred times to affirm that you are hired and should begin working. should you arrive and they still deny you work, then you should immediately go home and call them as much as possible for the next month, explaining why it is a bad idea that they didn't hire you. if you continue to show up and are working, and told you are working, but when the first promised paycheck date passes you receive no paycheck, call them 5 to 10 times a day talking about their failure to compensate you for the pay.