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Darvince

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help me pee
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:59:12 AM »
I cannot pee! It is very sad, I must pee!

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2014, 10:18:41 AM »
Ummmmmm? try drinking water?

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2014, 10:19:33 AM »
Go to Niagra

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2014, 11:03:51 AM »
ok i drank the entire st lawrence river system including niagra i still have not peed!

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2014, 11:13:15 AM »
Congratulation's You've somehow managed to get a black hole lodged in your bladder and apparently your insides are black hole resistant good luck with that sir  ;D
« Last Edit: October 20, 2014, 11:17:33 AM by Cryo »

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 12:14:33 PM »
^if this is true, please report to the Omnipotencia Medical Treatment Center to have said black hole removed

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2014, 10:28:37 AM »
Ok pleasure master Lord DC, I am of traveling to Omnipotential Medicinal Faciles now

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2014, 11:17:52 AM »
nonono you forgot that you need your pee buddy all this time

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2014, 11:22:09 AM »
The good news:
You can't shitstain YouTube

The bad news:
The reason behind this is that YouTube IS a shitsatin

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2014, 12:22:24 PM »
darn my pee buddy that's right! come here matty

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2014, 01:01:14 PM »
what is it my liege

Darvince

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2014, 01:29:41 PM »
i need to pee; i presume you have as well

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2014, 04:20:04 PM »
what the my face

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2014, 07:44:04 PM »
who is ur pee buddy

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2014, 07:49:10 PM »
Xrixqa obviously

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2014, 05:11:37 AM »
wat

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2014, 06:56:34 AM »
Xrixqa obviously




Darvince, I don't think I want to go in there

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2014, 08:02:14 AM »
no thats not how pee buddies work thats of propaganda created by the CIA to distract us from the truth

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2014, 08:20:04 AM »

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2014, 09:26:12 AM »
no u see tha pee buddy presses on ur belly and squeezes ur dick to get tha pee out if u r a guy
they press pn ur back and ur front and spread apart ur ladyparts if u r a girl

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2014, 09:37:08 AM »
that's called intercourse

Darvince

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2014, 11:47:35 AM »
no it's not you dumbo

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2014, 12:06:10 PM »
Well its very close to intercourse

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2014, 12:32:00 PM »
well that's why we have pee buddies instead of significant others to do it

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2014, 12:37:12 PM »
^very true

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2014, 12:51:30 PM »
pee buddies are still people mine is matty and yours is zirkza

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2014, 01:45:27 AM »
use of polan pee pill. you can into pee with of poland

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2020, 09:24:56 AM »
no u see tha pee buddy presses on ur belly and squeezes ur dick to get tha pee out if u r a guy
they press pn ur back and ur front and spread apart ur ladyparts if u r a girl
what the fuck

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2020, 09:27:09 AM »
why you gotta squeeze the dick? ouch

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Re: help me pee
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2020, 09:39:24 AM »
smell my peeholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee