Author Topic: PROJECT DEAD (Read 10759 times)

v.vsokubenko · « **on:** June 01, 2013, 09:37:47 AM »

PROJECT DEAD

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2013, 10:44:34 AM »

Transmission from Pony's Planet (Sector 2359, Scutum-Centaurus Arm), destroyed by USST Mini-Death Star in May 21, 2013:
Pony's Planet destroyed by USST Mini-Death Star
Transmission from Anime's Planet (Sector 5962, Norma Arm), destroyed by USST Ultratomic Bomb in May 26, 2013:
Anime's Planet destroyed by USST Ultratomic Bomb

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2013, 11:01:34 AM »

Transmission from Planet Atomiceria (Sector 9025, Outer Arm), destroyed by USST Mega-Death Star in May 31, 2013:
Planet Atomiceria destroyed by USST Mega-Death Star

matty406 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2013, 11:45:53 AM »

Bla · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2013, 01:08:52 PM »

Kol. /Support USST.

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2013, 01:32:05 PM »

~~/ban v.vsokubenko~~
/support BLA

Darvince · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2013, 02:36:14 PM »

Quote from: matty406 on June 01, 2013, 11:45:53 AM

Darvince · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2013, 03:15:21 PM »

i klaim kazakhstan ASSR

smjjames · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2013, 05:13:28 PM »

Vosk...... lol

Have a random space marine.

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2013, 11:50:52 PM »

I think comrades, are you ready to prepare Troll Wars II...
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Finally !!! We are loaded our USST Tanks !!!
Wait a second...
Oops... USST Heavy tanks, looks like is too heavy !!! Need heavy loader:
USST Heavy Tank Loading Gone Wrong

Wait a second...
HA HA HA !!! Looks like USA Heavy Tank is too heavy !!! And USA needs heavy loaders !!! HA HA HA !!!

:
USA Heavy Tank Loading Gone Wrong

Prepare the Troll Wars II !!!

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2013, 12:00:11 AM »

USST DECLARES WAR A USA !!!
TROLL WARS II HAS BEGUN !!!

TROLL WARS II HAS BEGUN !!!

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2013, 12:19:16 AM »

Finally !!! We (Soviets or USST) created new technologies from USST Battle Lab !!!
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BREAKING NEWS !!!
Soviets invades New Earth !!!

Transmission from New San Francisco (New Earth, Sector 4729, Perseus Arm), destroyed by USST Trolzillalolol:
New San Francisco destroyed by USST Trolzillalolol

Transmission from New Paris (New Earth, Sector 4729, Perseus Arm), destroyed by USST Giant Meteor:
New Paris destroyed by USST Giant Meteor

Darvince · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2013, 12:24:05 AM »

ХАХАХАХАХАХА

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2013, 01:43:57 AM »

USA never captured or destroyed planets, because it was a fake USA document.
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After unsuccessfully nuking China.
Transmission from Planet Earth (Sun, Sector 1, Orion Spur), finally destroyed by USST Ultratomic missile:
Earth finally destroyed by USST Ultratomic Missile

After invasion, Soviets and Trolzillalolol escaped from New Earth.
Transmission from New Earth (Sector 4729, Perseus Arm), destroyed by USST Death Star:
New Earth destroyed by USST Death Star

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2013, 04:08:31 AM »

Uh-oh... Attention Comrades !!! Looks like USA Artillery Space Cannon shoots into our city New Moscow from Planet Russia !!!

Transmission from New Moscow (Planet Russia, Sector 9102, Outer Arm), destroyed by USA Artillery Space Cannon:
New Moscow destroyed by USA Artillery Space Cannon

FiahOwl · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2013, 04:13:13 AM »

vosk when was the last time you were not on meth

Darvince · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2013, 04:14:30 AM »

1991 before the soviet union collapsed

FiahOwl · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2013, 04:22:24 AM »

people like vosk are why we need the ussr back

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2013, 06:28:06 AM »

Quote from: FiahOwl

people like vosk are why we need the ussr back

YOU !!! USA LEADER !!! I am Leader of USST !!! You can't win, USA Leader !!! Soon, Sun will be destroyed, like a Crab Nebula !!!
MUHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2013, 06:30:53 AM »

Transmission from Sun (Sector 1, Orion Spur), destroyed by USST Mega-Death Star:
Sun destroyed by USST Mega-Death Star

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2013, 07:26:55 AM »

Soviet Scientists discovered, that USA Artillery Space Cannon can shoot over Milky Way Galaxy (From Scutum-Centaurus Arm to Outer Arm)(See video now, comrades !!!):
USA Artillery Space Cannons Light Speed Shooting, from 100 000 Light Years to Earth

USA Artillery Space Cannon is the most artillerian power unit, which can destroy our city from our planet:
1. USA Artillery Space Cannons light speed shooting - 100 000 ly from Earth
2. USA Artillery Space Cannons destroys all USST cities anywhere
3. USA wins the war using by USA Artillery Space Cannon to conquer and capture our USST Homeworld

tuto99 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2013, 08:22:56 AM »

The King of the Universe uses his godly powers to vaporize all intergalactic USST colonies into cinders.

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2013, 08:39:14 AM »

Finally, Soviets destroyed Enemy's Artillery Space Cannons and finally we can continue to destroy or capture planets !!! URA !!!

Quote from: tuto99 on June 02, 2013, 08:22:56 AM

The King of the Universe uses his godly powers to vaporize all intergalactic USST colonies into cinders.

You can't win tuto99 or USA Leader !!! I finally destroyed your USA Artillery Space Cannons and your godly powers. I can continue command to destroy or capture your planets !!! Soon, Milky Way Galaxy ours !!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Transmission from Tuto Prime (Sector 7307, Galactic Bar), destroyed by USST Nuclear Missile (See video now, comrades !!!):
Tuto Prime destroyed by USST Nuclear Missile

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2013, 08:56:00 AM »

DAY 1 FINISHED !!!
WINNER COMES: USST !!!
USA:
Destroyed:
10 000 000 USST soilders
10 000 USST tanks, aircrafts, spaceships, seacrafts
Planets never destroyed
New Moscow destroyed
Captured:
Planets and cities never captured

USST:
Destroyed:
100 000 000 USA soilders
10 000 000 USA tanks, aircrafts, spaceships, seacrafts
2500 planets destroyed (Earth, New Earth, Tuto Prime etc.)
10 000 cities destroyed
Sun destroyed
USA Artillery Space Cannons finally successfully destroyed
Tuto's godly powers finally successfully destroyed and tuto99 cannot use godly powers, because tuto99 have no power to destroy our (USST) nation. Before in 2113 - tuto99's godly powers will created again.
Captured:
1000 planets captured
200 000 cities captured

What's happened in Day 2 ?
See Day 2: Tommorow

tuto99 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 02, 2013, 09:09:35 AM »

I'm the King, and no one can destroy my godly powers. Therefore, I declare USST defunct and the USA the victor of this war.

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #25 on:** June 02, 2013, 10:38:22 AM »

Forget about your war and just wait tommorow.
Comrades, Tomorrow War. Get ready to put your Soviet medals and protect your Soviet bases.
Get ready your Soviet beaches traps for USA !!!

Darvince · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2013, 03:55:24 PM »

this thread is the most amusing thread in all time of usf

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #27 on:** June 03, 2013, 02:10:22 AM »

DAY 2
And now... MEDALS !!!
USST:
Me (v.voskubenko):
For destruction of Our Sun
For destruction of Planet Amedon II
For destruction of Tuto's Planet
For capture of New Rome from Planet Italia
For capture of New Athena from Planet Greece
Darvince:
For capture of New Vienna from Planet Austria
For capture of New Berlin from Planet Germania
For destruction of New Earth using USST Death Star
For destruction of Earth using USST Ultratomic Missile
For destruction enemies solders, tanks, aircraft, spaceships and seacrafts
Bla:
For destruction of Planet Hokusini
For destruction of New Paris
For destruction of New San Francisco using USST Trolzillalolol
For discovery of USA Artillery Space Cannons
smjjames:
For creating of Soviet Creepertropeers

USA:
tuto99:
For destruction of New Moscow
USA leaders:
Nothing

Let's say together...:
СЛYЖY СОВЕТСКОМY ТРОЛЛЬСОЮЗY !!!

v.vsokubenko · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2013, 02:11:23 AM »

AND NOW LET'S DANCE !!!(See and list video, comrades !!!):
Trollface Dance (Russian Version)

Darvince · « **Reply #29 on:** June 03, 2013, 02:25:21 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on June 02, 2013, 03:55:24 PM

this thread is definitely the most amusing thread in all time of usf

A++ execution.