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Funny 1-Step Instructions
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:01:15 AM »
Come up with something like

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2014, 08:47:53 AM »
How to not fix your post in CTAM
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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2014, 11:04:49 AM »
and open Saturn with 2500 particles simulation

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2014, 11:07:07 AM »
How to not toast bread



1. Put the toaster on max and forget.
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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2014, 03:02:05 PM »
How to understand a woman



1. You don't.

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2014, 03:05:33 PM »
How to climb stairs

1. Take a step

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2014, 03:51:02 PM »
How to die

1. Cease living

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2014, 10:13:50 PM »
How to be immortal
1. Kill Grim Reaper

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 11:55:10 PM »
How to Idiocy


1. Attempt to kill death

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2014, 01:10:03 AM »
How to how to

1.make a how to

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2014, 02:28:52 AM »
How to be immortal V2
1. Don't die. Ever.

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2014, 04:33:51 AM »
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1. Confusion No Racism Truth The All

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2014, 04:34:51 AM »
How to fail

1. Copy-paste dar's instructions

EDIT: DAMMIT YOU CORRECTED IT WHILE I WAS TYPING HEYUNGHH!!!

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2014, 04:38:53 AM »
How to get moni
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Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2014, 04:39:53 AM »

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2014, 04:41:01 AM »
no i want you to reply too it with a thing

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2014, 04:48:56 AM »

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2014, 11:49:40 AM »
a thing

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2014, 11:37:54 PM »
Hou 2 spelung+gr4maer


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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2014, 07:26:04 PM »
How to Philosopher
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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2014, 07:28:34 PM »
How to Philosopher
1. At age 4
i laughed irl

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2014, 07:42:26 PM »
How To Drink
1. With boner

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2014, 02:32:54 AM »

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Re: Funny 1-Step Instructions
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2014, 08:14:41 AM »
How to pony


1. Anorexic pig/dog/girraffe hybrids