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Count to a million statistics
« on: October 08, 2012, 06:57:17 PM »
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Count to a million

Motivation to Ctam, a guide:
   000001: high
   000010: very high
   000100: medium
   001000: low
   010000: very low
   100000: abysmal
   500000: abysmal
   900000: abysmal
   950000: very low
   980000: low
   990000: medium
   999000: high
   999900: very high
   999990: too high
   999999: abysmal

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2012, 07:39:13 PM »
...wtf that scale is no sense.

also only binary allowed!

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2012, 07:40:28 PM »
no that scale is what number we're at in ctam

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 11:51:43 AM »
wat

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 01:31:56 PM »
Yes, so when we reach 10000 our motivation to ctam will be at an all time low.

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2016, 11:56:22 AM »
let's talk about the stranger sides of ctam statistics

here is ctam population

how does it work? no one knows

here is ctam value

it is based off of ctam halflife and ctam post count

now how about ctam life?


and today, we introduce the ctamcoin, whose value is computed with black magic and a combination of the three previous statistics

here is the value of ctam coin

on second thought, maybe we need a log plot

now that's more like it. remember to buy high and sell low!

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2016, 12:31:33 PM »
the abstraction from the post count is increasing at just the right pace

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2016, 12:54:20 PM »


INTRODUCING CTAM ECOLOGY SIMULATOR, WHICH MODELS PREDATOR (RED) AND PREY (GREEN) POPULATIONS.

it takes into account prey being eaten, predators starving, reproduction of both species, AND conservation efforts (min population is capped at 10).

Now you ask, what the hell does this have to do with CTAM?? Well, your ctam posts directly add to the population of one of the species depending on whether the day is odd or even! just think about it -- you're powering an entire ecosystem!!

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2016, 01:21:44 PM »
i started laughing in the middle of class and everyone looked at me funny

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2016, 01:32:43 PM »
don't get your iplam banned again

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2016, 01:37:11 PM »
I would like to buy ctam coins how do I do that

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2016, 01:52:47 PM »
Ctam ecology... lmao

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2016, 02:05:14 PM »
ctam coins actually shoot up in price when ctam population reaches zero

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2016, 08:23:33 AM »
yes because magic

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let's take a look at darvince's ctam nino



i like it, but let's take it up a notch to ctam sins (not ctamming is a sin, or posting a wrong number is a sin)



i like this too but let's go all out and plot some ctam reality


but wait, you say, that graph looks like random noise.
let me tell you that it's not

in fact, let us define ctam arousal as a linear combination of ctam magnitude, ctam life, ctam worth per day, ctam halflife, ctam population, ctam value, ctamcoin, ctam nino, ctam sins, ctam predator, and ctam prey with carefully balanced coefficients. now take the symmetric log of a moving average of the tangent of ctam arousal to get ctam reality

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2016, 09:48:47 AM »
But what about factors like ctam traffic, ctam exercise, ctam combustion efficiency, ctam diplomacy, ctam pressure, ctam ticket number, ctam ingredients, ctam temperature, ctam tyre wear, ctam monsters and the ctam evaporation rate?

wow ctam is almost approaching the point where it's meaningful to me to participate in now

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2016, 10:48:54 AM »
we are currently in a moderate ctam el niño which will inkrease and turn into a strong niño if we post more >:D

someone should scrape the ctam topic so we can find out all the true times when ctamming happened
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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2016, 09:01:47 PM »
ctam turnip production with prediction

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2016, 09:03:17 PM »
i don't even need to quote the funny bit from that post

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2016, 09:11:13 PM »
i mark out some challenging turnip trends

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2016, 07:30:54 PM »
yesterday the ctam turnip farm planted an average of 2.5 turnips per field. Harvests are projected to increase, probably.

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2016, 11:40:48 PM »
now introducing ctam niveau, which is currently around 2.2



and ctam power which just saw the largest peak in history



of course, you can calculate ctam energy from this but that's pretty easy so i've not added it to the spreadsheet

also someone should make a chart of ctam dependencies between each type of statistic

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2016, 12:35:56 AM »
nue added a home sheet to show the latest day for every statistic

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2016, 12:36:11 AM »
yup have fun guys i made a sheet which allows you to monitor the vital signs of ctam on a day to day basis



quick note though, the date is just yesterday, assuming that the values will be valid for that day at all times... which is probably not right, so don't freak out if the values don't match the day, just go by the current number

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2016, 11:49:25 AM »
someone should scrape the ctam topic so we can find out all the true times when ctamming happened

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2016, 01:31:14 AM »
the state of CTAM ENSO is weak cool neutral anomalies

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2016, 12:52:06 PM »
Introducing CTAM Agriculture

CTAM Agriculture is a new and innovative way to keep track of the amount of crops produced in CTAMtopia. It takes many factors into account, such as CTAM population, CTAM coin, CTAM Arousal and CTAM Niveau.

The governing factor for crop output is the season. The average temperature in celsius is defined by the sine wave 50sin(0.1x) + 10, meaning that winters in CTAM Agriculture can be very harsh, with temperatures dropping as low as -40C. The number of crops in the field defined as the derivative of the temperature function plus a constant, timed a multiplier; n(5cos(0.1x) + 5), where n is the willingness of CTAM citizens to plant and harvest crops.

The willingness of CTAM citizens to harvest CTAM crops is defined as the inverse of the acceleration of the plant growth on CTAM farm (as when they see a field without crops they get scared of starving, and are motivated to plant more crops), times their arousal (as when they are turned on they get motivated to plant crops), divided by their niveau (as immature farmers will decide to shitpost and fool around rather than plant crops like they're supposed to be, decreasing efficiency), multiplied by the square root of ctam population (as not many people will want to be farmers); (-1/0.5sin(0.1x))*a*(p^(1/2))/i

I haven't learned how to calculate how many crops are harvested, yet. Stay tuned for that in a future update ayy lmao.

oh wait oh no i don't have edit access oh well i'll just implement it later

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2016, 12:58:37 PM »
1 statistic
2 statistics
3 statistics
4 statistics

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2016, 01:11:51 PM »
oh no not another shitstatistic

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Re: Count to a million statistics
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2016, 01:12:35 PM »
Motivation to Ctam, a guide:
   000001: high
   000010: very high
   000100: medium
   001000: low
   010000: very low
   100000: abysmal
   500000: abysmal
   900000: abysmal
   950000: very low
   980000: low
   990000: medium
   999000: high
   999900: very high
   999990: too high
   999999: abysmal
make a ctam motivation statistic