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Bla's Danish Lessons
« on: June 14, 2012, 03:31:27 PM »
I don't dare putting "daily" in the topic name, but.... Meh.

<RedRainbow>The English word "speed" in Danish is, "fart".
<atomic7732>Bla you should post these on the forum
<atomic7732>in like "Danish lessons"
<RedRainbow>Kolok

Inb4 pentupleposts. :I
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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2012, 03:40:42 PM »
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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2012, 03:45:13 PM »
bookmarked, cause there ain't a way to sub :P.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2012, 03:47:38 PM »
Kolok

Btw, did you know, the English word "bag" is "pose" in Danish?

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2012, 03:58:17 PM »
I WILL TEABAG YOU! HOLD THE TEA AND BAG SO I CAN TAKE A PHOTO!!!

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2012, 04:12:01 PM »
Du er fart pose?

Did I break something

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2012, 04:15:25 PM »
Yes, kol, fart and pose are nouns... You said "You are speed bag". "Speedy" would be "hurtig". :P

Some Danglish.

* matty406 slopes off
<RedRainbow>You should slap off instead
<RedRainbow>In Danish, "at slappe af" means "to relax".
<matty406>I'm snacking about slapping off
<RedRainbow>Ohes
<RedRainbow>Someone should go and give you some bank!!
<RedRainbow>(bank = beating)

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2012, 04:55:56 PM »
ok, but i still have too many shovels

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 11:08:35 AM »
Today's Danish lesson.

<kip|craft>i always thought clouds were in the sky
<kip|craft>what cake is this bla
<kip|craft>jk :P
<Bla|craft>Oh, today's Danish lesson for Matties: The English word "cloud" in Danish is, "sky". :P

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 12:52:48 PM »
speed, cloud.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2012, 06:21:32 AM »
Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".

Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".
« Last Edit: June 20, 2012, 01:11:01 PM by Bla »

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2012, 01:59:22 PM »
Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".

Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".
my entire art needs smut

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2012, 03:12:44 PM »
<Arrow_McKnee>"I have hunted great beasts in The Invisible Hill for seven of my years" then goes on to say "I have taken down two barn owls while stalking The Invisible Hill"
<Arrow_McKnee>Truly great and terrifying beasts those barn owls
<RedRainbow>Oh yes
<RedRainbow>Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word for "child" is "barn".

Doesn't that make the owls just a bit more terrifying. :I

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2012, 06:19:48 PM »
i herd if you set a child on fire and give him an owl it becomes fiahowl.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2012, 04:25:13 AM »
Today's Danish lesson for Matties: The Danish word "art" means "species" or "type". The Danish word "gang" means "corridor" or walking. "Gangart" means "gait".

Bonus lesson:
The Danish word "smut" means "to go away" or "to slip".
my entire art needs smut
Just start drawing smut.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2012, 07:46:10 AM »
I'll hit Multiplay so hard, the host will start cursing over the server. (kol, kol, kol...?)
According to Danglish, you could also hit Multiplay so hard that Curse would start hosting all over the server.

The Danish word "host" means "cough".

HOSTING IS WHAT CAUSES VIRUS

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2012, 08:55:16 AM »
my computer has a bacteria.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2012, 12:31:24 PM »
hosting causes viruses make no sense, that's like saying oceans cause cyclones. They don't they just allow a favorable environment for them to exist.

but I guess you meant it in a different way

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2012, 06:05:24 AM »
well i heard atomic causes overpopulation.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2012, 06:25:23 AM »
needs more svenska

Jag var den här banan. (Yes? No? I probably broke it.)

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2012, 06:43:44 AM »
I was this banana?

Anyway, the Danish word "hug" interestingly means "cut" or "stroke".

Who wants a hug? >:D

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2012, 06:48:06 AM »
bla was this banana.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2012, 06:49:50 AM »
Ja, jeg var den her blanan.
(You could say "jeg var denne her banan" or "jeg var denne banan" or "jeg var den her banan" in Danish, so I guess it's legit in Swedish too)

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2012, 07:21:12 AM »
alle dine danskundervisning er tilhører mudkip

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2012, 08:24:01 AM »
Alla din bananen tillahöra mig.

Dokument användes för få biljetten.

Jag var sova på natten.

Svenska är bästa språk.

Bortkastad tid under klass talar svenska.
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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2012, 08:52:55 AM »
The Danish word "hive" means "to drag".

HIVEMIND

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2012, 07:55:13 PM »
i'm going to hive bla all over.

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2012, 11:12:33 AM »
The Danish word "kant" means "edge".

The Danish word "tit" means "often".

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2012, 12:36:47 PM »
i push you off the cant tit

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Re: Bla's Danish Lessons
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2012, 07:47:27 AM »
The Danish word "lag" means "layer".