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Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« on: May 31, 2012, 03:23:31 PM »
I think it is a zombie apocalypse...read these!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/28/naked-attacker-was-chewing-man-miami_n_1551108.html

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/cannibal-maryland.html

Those are two people eaten in one week! The last one time this happened was on April 7th, when some person got their arm chewed off. If you extrapolate this, everyone will be eaten soon!

What do you think, is this zombie apocalypse?

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 03:26:50 PM »
Personally, I think that's a great idea. Because if this becomes an international problem, maybe the world can finally work together for once.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 03:34:35 PM »
Welp I'm going to Mars. Anyone with me?

Or Swains Island. Or Montana.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 03:35:04 PM »
kol extrapolation

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 03:41:08 PM »
Yes i did exponential extrapolation and now i will tell you what my calculator tell me.

I plugged in all number correctly so this could be the truth!!!

In a year, about 1000 people will be infected!

In just 500 days, or next year plus 4 months, 10,000 people infected!

Then, in 600 days, or one year and 7 months later, 100,000 people infected

After 740 days, about 2 years, 1 million infected

10 million infected after 900 days

in 1000 days, 100 million infected

In 3 years 1 billion infected

And then in about 1230 days, whole world is zombie.

I hope we build bunkers.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 06:36:04 PM »
uhhh, this sounds scary
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2012, 01:34:08 PM »


There here!

Warning don't watch this if you get scared easily!

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2012, 02:07:40 PM »
wtf

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2012, 11:30:11 PM »
kol

notice, that most of the stories have "zombie" in their news title. don't you think this is a bit strange?

also lol screamers

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2012, 01:12:59 PM »
I wouldn't read too much into that. There's always someone doing something freaky and cannibalism has been around forever.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Coming
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2012, 07:13:13 AM »
Yes i did exponential extrapolation and now i will tell you what my calculator tell me.

I plugged in all number correctly so this could be the truth!!!

In a year, about 1000 people will be infected!

In just 500 days, or next year plus 4 months, 10,000 people infected!

Then, in 600 days, or one year and 7 months later, 100,000 people infected

After 740 days, about 2 years, 1 million infected

10 million infected after 900 days

in 1000 days, 100 million infected

In 3 years 1 billion infected

And then in about 1230 days, whole world is zombie.

I hope we build bunkers.

IIRC the government gave me a pass to the underground cities in the Appalachians, I'll go look for that pass just incase

I hope we have some big self-sustaining bunkers filled with flamethrowers and hazmat soots.

Welp I'm going to Mars. Anyone with me?

Or Swains Island. Or Montana.

Yes, yes I wanna go to Mars.