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Univision 7teen Reservations
« on: October 04, 2018, 09:48:25 AM »


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Welcome to UNIVISION 7TEEN. Your SONG CONTEST is being hoStED in the SHiTtIeST (cAmedest Fardedist Peedest) COUNTtry AERIDANI.

Here is An INtermission







This is how Universalis should have been. Rather than trying to make this world 'realistic' for whatever stupid reasons we had, we should have kept it as silly as possible.

The reasoning for this is simple. Universalis never was going to be totally coherent. Trying to make it a modern world that was coherent is WRONG because God said so, like in John:15 where he says And let all those who try and create an unrealistic near-future worldbuilding setting fail, for they are wrong. Universalis was always meant to be satirical, to be a conflict of ideas that were not meant to be taken entirely seriously. And I believe that there's still hope for us, but it requires us to have the motivation to take ten steps back and go down another trail (fools bargain). Rascal horses would tell us to keep going, to let Universalis completely die and become so symbolic it merely becomes a set of names we use for a made up song contest but -- let me tell you, that was not how it was meant to have been. We were meant to keep ourselves on a gigantic continent meandering endlessly in the void, and we were meant to break the laws of physics and reality as we saw fit because we were fucking floating endlessly in the void I don't give a shit. And I think there's still time to do that, but only if we decide to do so, because there is still time, but we must act, because time is scarce and unless we do now there will no happen anything. Anyways, what I mean to say is, we need a hard reset of everything on Universalis after approximately march 13th 2012 and we need to start from there once again and begin reconstructing our Map to be Perfect and then we can Shitpost endlessly in this satirical land of Freedom and hope. I believe, if you elect me, Fiah Owl, as oppressident of Universalis we will Make Universalis Great Again.


That is the slogan for this contest. Make Universalis Great Again.


That is why, as protest, I have decided to revert Aeridani to its primal form. We can negotiate from here, but I believe it is in our Best Interest to Make Universalis Great Again.

If you do not agree then you are banned from participating in Univision 7teen.


Anyways let's get on with the song contest.

Last time a fucking Madeon song won. Who would've guessed. I fucking hate Madeon and I expect every single one of you stupid motherfuckers to send a Madeon song because all you wanna do is win and then do a god-awful job hosting as is tradition and it is a tradition I seek to dutifully Uphold. Well, Guess what, TOday, you can start SENDING SONGS to Univision 7teen. They are due like on October 14th and that is a HARD deadline. NO EXTENSIONS. I even gave you an EXTRA DAY by announcing Univision 7teen ONE DAY EARLY so you better BELIEVE that when I wake up MONDAY MORNING October 5teenth I WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN THE RESERVATIONS TREMENDOUSLY.

Oh yeah also you might want these
http://paladinofstorms.net/univision/usedsongs.html
http://paladinofstorms.net/univision/rules.html

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2018, 11:16:23 AM »
sent

also i'll update the used songs list today, it's missing two editions i think

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2018, 02:50:28 PM »

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2018, 02:53:25 PM »
Do you want your own personal entry submission thank-you note? Offer valid for limited time only! Submit your songs today!

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2018, 03:23:04 PM »
this is bad and you should feel good

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2018, 03:31:31 PM »
this is amazing

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2018, 05:03:51 PM »

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2018, 06:12:25 PM »

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2018, 06:26:25 PM »
say hello to the new univision used song list

http://paladinofstorms.net/univision/search.html

there are some encoding problems though

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2018, 08:33:14 PM »
fiah said he has 12 submissions and he doesn't seem to want to make this univision more participateful

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2018, 11:03:04 PM »
enter pls

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2018, 11:42:18 PM »
you will probably have to bug people off-forum

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2018, 10:48:21 PM »
I entered wheres my custom thank you card at

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2018, 10:51:30 PM »
pokemon go to the polls

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Re: Univision 7teen Reservations
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2018, 09:09:16 PM »
Fire Owl Seven How Many Sonk Do You Have Please Tell Us .