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FiahOwl

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Well today's they day! I'm 12 and I'm fem. Deoxy is my boyfriend, he's 2 weeks older.

Yay! We are going on a date tonight!

No, Deoxy is not my boyfriend.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2012, 10:21:43 PM by FiahOwl »

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 03:03:54 PM »

You're really female?
Don't take it the wrong way, I've just wanted to use that image for a long time. :P

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2012, 10:58:51 PM »

You're really female?
Don't take it the wrong way, I've just wanted to use that image for a long time. :P

Matty has wanted to use that reaction image, he did not believe you were female.

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 11:37:23 PM »
WELP some of my fics are now legit

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 11:44:52 PM »
Whatever combination of members on this forum that you can think of, including Darvincexdeoxy, he has done. That I know of, he's done a billion atomic7732xDarvince, one mudkipzxDarvince, two of FiahOwlxdeoxy, and about an infinite amount of Naru523xanyone.

FiahOwl

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 05:58:01 AM »
well naru wrote this one...
the storyline is very bizzare, i edited it a lot though.
this is the one...
http://pastebin.com/u3J00sah

But who is who :o! That I'd even more important then 42!

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2012, 06:01:08 AM »
Cute story. :)
Uhh, slightly strange  end.

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2012, 06:02:10 AM »
well naru wrote this one...
the storyline is very bizzare, i edited it a lot though.
this is the one...
http://pastebin.com/u3J00sah

But who is who :o! That I'd even more important then 42!

lol you're the girl.

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Re: Guys... I'm a girl.
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2012, 06:02:37 AM »
How do you know there's a girl in it?

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2012, 06:39:52 AM »
Good! You've forgotten me. Keep it like that.

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2012, 06:50:36 AM »

Did anyone think I was actually female?

Me? Nope, I could tell it was your usual sillyness.

FiahOwl

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2012, 06:57:58 AM »
*sinister laugh*

I woke up, it was very cold. It was snowing.. I also realized something else. I "checked" using my hands and my voice. And sure enough, I screamed... I then fainted.

  I woke up, again, in a house. There was a boy. He must have seen me and came to help. I was about to get off the bed and thank him, when he said "your welcome". I was mystyfied. Is this how a girl feels when she is near boys? I then remembered my past, and fainted again..

  When I woke up, the snow was clearing off and the sun was rising. I got a better view of my surrounding... Forest.

  "You're the first person I have seen in a long time" said the boy in a soothing voice, as he prepared some tools.
  "Wwwel..." I stuttered.
  "It's ok, I was scared waking up here for the first time, except I had no one to take me into their house while it was snowing outside." said the boy as he waited for me to reply.
  "I'm going to grab a few things from those mountains. There's some pork in the chest and a sword incase you need to defend yourself" said the boy.
  "Whats your name?" I said.
  "Call me Fiah. What's yours?" said Fiah.
  "Er, you could call me Naru?" I said.
  "Sounds familiar." said Fiah
  "Eh, I have to go. Cheers!" said Fiah before Naru could respond.
  "Bye!" I chimed in as he ran towards the mountains.

 After this, I decided to explore my new body, and find some comfortable position to relax in. I needed one. As I saw him coming back, I put my clothes on and walked into the kitchen for some breakfast.

  "I'm back!" exclaimed Fiah as he walked into the kitchen.
  "Perfect! We have wheat. I decided to stop a the farm and harvest what I could." he said, in a cheerful-excited voice.
  "So bread for breakfast tomorrow?" I said.
  "No." said Fiah.
  "What are you going to do with the bread then?" I said.
  "Pancakes!" Fiah exclaimed.
  "Cool." I said, wanting to go outside.
  "Do you have any pets?" I asked.
  "You." he said jokingly [incase you don't get it, Fiah has to take care of her. :P]
  "Ah." I replied, knowing what he meant.
  "If you want to go outside, there's a porch behind this door." said Fiah.
  "Yes please!" I exclaimed as I half-ran out the door.

  And I took in the sights. Birds were chirping, pigs and cows running amok, trees covered the ground, and I saw the farm Fiah was talking about. I saw a chair and went to sit down, realizing I had to pee. I thought this would be a problem but I saw an outhouse. I went in and did business. When I got out, Fiah was sitting on the chair adjectant to mine.

  "I'm going to expand the bed. Sorry I have to leave." he said.

  I said nothing as I sat down and thought.. What is to happen in my future?

<Seven months later>

  As I lie back my muscles tighten. I put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

  Fiah asks if I'm  afraid and I shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

  He probes deeply and I shiver; my body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

  He looks deeply within my eyes and tells me to trust him-he's done this many times before.

  His cool smile relaxes me and I open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. I begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause me as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, I feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout my body and I feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at me concerned and asks me if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but I'm now too numb to feel him within me.

  After a few moments, I feel something bursting within me and he pulls it out of me, I lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at me and smiling warmly, tells me, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

  I smile and thank Fiah. After all, it was my first time to have a tooth pulled.

- ze end of my lidde storeh-
« Last Edit: December 28, 2012, 11:45:39 AM by FiahOwl »

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 08:00:05 PM »
That isn't me, but you'll figure it out sooner or later once I finish it in Monday or something.

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2012, 08:16:41 PM »
That isn't me, but you'll figure it out sooner or later once I finish it in Monday or something.

Methinks atomic or Deoxy then.

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2012, 12:43:15 AM »
Feminism.

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2012, 04:36:34 PM »
Im secretly a park bench

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2012, 08:21:22 PM »
naw, the most popular r NuexDarv and NaruxDarv.

*dodges thrown chair*

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2013, 08:44:50 AM »
oh god why did i ever make this topic

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2013, 01:18:47 PM »
why did you bump it

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Re: Discussion on our female nemisis or whatever the heck it's called.
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2013, 05:59:29 PM »
so everyone could see it