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Re: NationStates
« Reply #120 on: January 17, 2012, 04:22:45 PM »
pffft a bad place you say? Well i can sit in my palace all day and indulge in whatever i want :)

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« Reply #121 on: January 17, 2012, 11:33:56 PM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #122 on: January 18, 2012, 07:29:05 AM »
1 day 7 hours ago: Blaist Blaland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blaist Blaland, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

Hmm, let's take a closer look at that...

1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blaist Blaland, the government seizes private property for the good of the people.

1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blaist Blaland, the government seizes 'private' property for the good of the people.

I think that's how it was supposed to be. :)

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #123 on: January 18, 2012, 10:58:00 AM »
We have control of all our nations' Internet service. :)

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #124 on: January 18, 2012, 10:59:04 AM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #125 on: January 18, 2012, 02:55:43 PM »
We provide it. Free access for every citizen. We don't censor it. :P

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« Reply #126 on: January 18, 2012, 02:57:40 PM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #127 on: January 19, 2012, 09:24:26 PM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #128 on: January 19, 2012, 11:02:03 PM »
"Hah! Like that will work!" snorts Billy Laine, Minister of Waste Disposal and Sanitation. "They'll just come after the rest of us and destroy the government from the bottom up! No, we need to go even further - reinforce the Parliament! We'll turn Lyintaria City into an impenetrable fortress! Robot bodyguards, food tasters... no expense should be spared! We should all do our jobs through a complex network of computers so we never have to leave the safety of our offices again!"

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #129 on: January 20, 2012, 04:04:39 AM »
wtf

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #130 on: January 20, 2012, 01:46:25 PM »
"Skirts On The Dinner Table? [unaddressed]"

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #131 on: January 20, 2012, 01:47:08 PM »
"The fact is, the Skirt population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Jacob Mombota. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Skirt kebabs, Skirt pies, Skirt-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

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« Reply #132 on: January 20, 2012, 01:48:28 PM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #133 on: January 20, 2012, 05:01:50 PM »
6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Lyintaria, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Lyintaria's House of Parliament.

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #134 on: January 21, 2012, 07:29:19 AM »
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #135 on: January 21, 2012, 09:25:18 AM »
hi i be a old world

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #136 on: January 21, 2012, 10:04:57 AM »
wtf nationstates spammers

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #137 on: January 21, 2012, 10:21:58 AM »
kol, i thought you were bla, but then i saw you type "wtf" and bla doesn't do that >.> <.<

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #138 on: January 22, 2012, 04:34:12 AM »
But no option to let men leave the job to take care of a child?...

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #139 on: January 23, 2012, 09:44:32 AM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #140 on: January 23, 2012, 10:14:35 AM »
wtf

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #141 on: January 24, 2012, 09:22:43 AM »
The Issue

Vocal members of the Moral Minority have been complaining and petitioning the government about the new art gallery displaying several provocative nude portraits by several famous artists. Moral Minority members claim these pieces of work promote prostitution and indecent sexual acts.

The Debate

"Stop my children from looking at smut! These artists are only perverts pretending to be artists! Think of the children!" says Stefanie Usman, proud parent and member of Mothers Promoting Purity. "These artists are only going to rouse our innocent children to commit grotesque acts of immorality! Get rid of it all!"

The solution here is simple.
Don't take your children to a NUDE FINE ART EXHIBIT.

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« Reply #142 on: January 24, 2012, 09:25:20 AM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #143 on: January 24, 2012, 10:34:53 AM »
The solution here is simple.
Don't take your children to a NUDE FINE ART EXHIBIT.
lols

PLACE YOUR VOTE, NOW! FOR A BETTER ETHANTHOVA!
(then I remembered Nazism is National Socialism. Oops. This was supposed to be the logo for the current party in parliament.)


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Re: NationStates
« Reply #144 on: January 24, 2012, 10:41:55 AM »
The solution here is simple.
Don't take your children to a NUDE FINE ART EXHIBIT.
Kolyes.

What about just Ethanthova Socialist Party? Ethantova always "says" it's national.

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #145 on: January 24, 2012, 10:51:52 AM »
I liked the sound of NESP over ESP, ESP sounds like that paranormal stuff. But meh.

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #146 on: January 24, 2012, 10:52:55 AM »
SPE? Socialist Party of Ethantova?

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #147 on: January 24, 2012, 11:12:24 AM »
SPE? Socialist Party of Ethantova?
ON IT
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Re: NationStates
« Reply #148 on: January 24, 2012, 11:23:55 AM »

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Re: NationStates
« Reply #149 on: January 24, 2012, 01:26:04 PM »
Kol!

The Issue

High ranking officials and devout followers of a major religion have requested that the government close down retail stores during the Sabbath in accordance to their religious views.

The Debate

1: "It's written in our sacred texts that our Creator took the seventh day for rest, and so should we!" says Lara Brown, a devout follower of a major religion. "To work on the Sabbath is an insult to our Creator, and I think the last thing Blaist Blaland needs is eternal damnation. Shut down all retail stores for the Sabbath! Besides, who wants to work then anyway?"

2: "I'm afraid that's not going far enough," adds Buy Jefferson, a high-ranking official in the Synod of Zealous Religious Fanatics. "This shouldn't apply to just retail stores. Everything must be shut down! Hospitals, government agencies, police, and other emergency services. Sure, it'll be dangerous and likely cause some death, but saving our souls from eternal damnation should be our priority. Blaist Blaland must do all it can to appease the almighty Creator."

3: "You're not really going to listen to what these nutjobs are proposing, are you?" asks Xu Li, your atheist economic adviser. "Think about the damage this would cause to the economy. Isn't that more important than appeasing a few nuts? If anything, we should be requiring that all retail stores remain open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Just think of all that unlimited shopping time!"

4: Slacker blogger Freddy Levy, still in pajamas and eating a pizza slice on a ratty couch, sends you a video chat invitation. "Dude, why not just give everybody shorter work weeks? Make flex time, telecommuting, and 35-hour work weeks mandatory for all us working folk. Trust me, the people will love you for it man!"
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