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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #120 on: December 13, 2011, 09:26:41 PM »
"Just try laying one finger on my friends in front of me. I'll show you just how lukewarm the hell you came from is."

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #121 on: December 13, 2011, 11:02:50 PM »
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #122 on: December 13, 2011, 11:23:20 PM »
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Now, I'm not certain if you cannot see anything that happens unless it was months ago, but Fiah now comes on the IRC and does not despise me. In fact, I would consider Mudkipz far more nonsensical than I ever was, even during 2010 when I didn't know anything about proper online behaviour and would constantly go on rampages of:
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I'm not like that anyone, although I still am cutting down my spamming. I've trained myself to spam rarely, and now I only spam when I'm extremely angry, and I am trying to cut that out.

I've cut out the parts that make any sense, for you deoxy, so that your mind is not tainted by sense coming from such a foul and dirty mouth and that you would such as to begin to like me, instead of hating me so much you would rather kill me and five friends than some random strangers. By the way, I'd much rather be doing my homework than this crap, but I had to at least take out some rage on you that has been piling up from Zelgeron's constant yelling of "WUFFIE!" or "UNIE!", your stereotypical views of me, and your constant hypocritical bashing of others.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #123 on: December 13, 2011, 11:28:22 PM »
Darvince learned how to type.
*claps*

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #124 on: December 13, 2011, 11:28:54 PM »
@Darvince Fiah actually says it's funny to see you post nonsensically to me in a private chat.

But I can't get anyone to agree except Fiah. Unfortunately. I'm getting so tempted to ask my ISP to block this forum or redirect this forum (and subdomains) to 127.0.0.1.

@Naru523: That he did.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #125 on: December 13, 2011, 11:30:08 PM »
@Self Okay, that's it, leaving time (I'll still be active, but I'll be silent.)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #126 on: December 13, 2011, 11:32:40 PM »
I congratulate you on learning how to use sarcasm, it's very fascinating. Such a wonderful use of the @ character, isn't it? I just love sarcastic people.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #127 on: December 13, 2011, 11:34:25 PM »
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Now, I'm not certain if you cannot see anything that happens unless it was months ago, but Fiah now comes on the IRC and does not despise me. In fact, I would consider Mudkipz far more nonsensical than I ever was, even during 2010 when I didn't know anything about proper online behaviour and would constantly go on rampages of:
asd
as
das
dasd
af
d
af
f
sf
asf
asdf
asdg
sda
f
asdf
sf
as
fasd
fsdgf
art
aretqwr
56
g
dgf
bvc.
I'm not like that anyone, although I still am cutting down my spamming. I've trained myself to spam rarely, and now I only spam when I'm extremely angry, and I am trying to cut that out.

I've cut out the parts that make any sense, for you deoxy, so that your mind is not tainted by sense coming from such a foul and dirty mouth and that you would such as to begin to like me, instead of hating me so much you would rather kill me and five friends than some random strangers. By the way, I'd much rather be doing my homework than this crap, but I had to at least take out some rage on you that has been piling up from Zelgeron's constant yelling of "WUFFIE!" or "UNIE!", your stereotypical views of me, and your constant hypocritical bashing of others.

I fixed the post for anyone else that desires to read it without a heavy inconvenience to themselves.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #128 on: December 13, 2011, 11:37:23 PM »
Read the Goodbye topic for more.

Currently, I am on AI mode for this post. Please do not switch it of- DAMN IT! WHO SWITCHED IT OFF! <- Final joke for December

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #129 on: December 14, 2011, 06:50:09 AM »
@Darvince Fiah actually says it's funny to see you post nonsensically to me in a private chat.
Shouldn't that be more or less kept... uhhh... you know... private?

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I'm getting so tempted to ask my ISP to block this forum or redirect this forum (and subdomains) to 127.0.0.1.
So no one else with the same ISP can get there? Sucks for them if you do get it to work.

I fixed the post for anyone else that desires to read it without a heavy inconvenience to themselves.
You're telling me this now?!?!?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #130 on: December 14, 2011, 07:29:00 AM »
Deoxy: If you ask your ISP to block it, literally everyone on Comcast would not be able to view this website. I figure you'll make some fantastical story to make it seem as if this website is full of advertisements, viruses, malware, and adware, as well as possibly having them sue Dan for your petty reasons.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #131 on: December 14, 2011, 07:56:19 AM »
"Okay, I'm leaving, for real this time"
Funny thought that deoxy would up and leave. It's so hard for him, maybe he secretly loves everyone on here.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #132 on: December 14, 2011, 09:50:29 AM »
I actually say it's funny to see Darvince post nonsensically to deoxy99 in a private chat.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #133 on: December 14, 2011, 01:03:11 PM »
Deoxy: If you ask your ISP to block it, literally everyone on Comcast would not be able to view this website. I figure you'll make some fantastical story to make it seem as if this website is full of advertisements, viruses, malware, and adware, as well as possibly having them sue Dan for your petty reasons.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #134 on: December 14, 2011, 06:04:37 PM »
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Pfft, sense of humor much? And nothing wrong with having fun on IRC. Also, are you questioning my intelligence as I am also on IRC? (although as a relative newcomer).

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #135 on: December 14, 2011, 07:38:14 PM »
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Pfft, sense of humor much? And nothing wrong with having fun on IRC. Also, are you questioning my intelligence as I am also on IRC? (although as a relative newcomer).

smjjames, you haven't seen the worst of it. Trust me, it's awful.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #136 on: December 14, 2011, 07:46:53 PM »
take a owl to the knee

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #137 on: December 14, 2011, 07:56:35 PM »
smjjames, you haven't seen the worst of it. Trust me, it's awful.
No... It's not.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #138 on: December 14, 2011, 08:11:13 PM »
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Pfft, sense of humor much? And nothing wrong with having fun on IRC. Also, are you questioning my intelligence as I am also on IRC? (although as a relative newcomer).

smjjames, you haven't seen the worst of it. Trust me, it's awful.

Okay then, I'll talk about porn.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #139 on: December 18, 2011, 12:07:53 AM »
ivan: ... Fapfoot?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #140 on: December 18, 2011, 12:21:15 AM »
atomic7732: I gotta tend to my ramen
Fiahstorm: lol
atomic7732: eet cooking
Fiahstorm: at 12 AM?
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #141 on: December 19, 2011, 07:43:30 PM »
   Auivilxa   Did you like me instantly?
   Auivilxa   When did you fall in love with me?
   ivan_braginski   Last night.
   ivan_braginski   When we were in bed.
   Auivilxa   Which is the best age to marry?
   ivan_braginski   12.
   Auivilxa   What is the thing you love most about me?
   ivan_braginski   Pasta.
   Auivilxa   What is on your bedside table?
   ivan_braginski   A cup of shut the fuck up
   Auivilxa   If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
   Auivilxa   Name one of my body parts you simply love?
   ivan_braginski   .The bananas.
   Auivilxa   What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
   ivan_braginski   Your crotch.
   Auivilxa   Can you share 3 good points about me?
   ivan_braginski   You
   ivan_braginski   You're stupid, you're nice, and you're stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?   
   ivan_braginski   Hi.
   Auivilxa   Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
   ivan_braginski   Yes, because you are stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
   ivan_braginski   Eat it.
   Auivilxa   How many girls or guys have you slept with?
   Auivilxa   When you have sexual fantasies, who do you usually think of?
   ivan_braginski   Ten, six from darvince.
   ivan_braginski   My friends.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #142 on: December 19, 2011, 08:03:44 PM »
[19:02] <+Darvince> what if dan is a brony
[19:02] <+Aebble> Then I will hug him.
[19:02] <+Darvince> what if dan is a brony-influenced
[19:02] <+Aebble> Shat, please don't quote that into the SAOFQT!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #143 on: December 19, 2011, 08:08:10 PM »
[19:06] <+Darvince> i'm atomic's forever

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #144 on: December 19, 2011, 08:14:14 PM »
[2011-12-19 20:07:13] <atomic7732> I deny all internet relationships with me
[2011-12-19 20:07:18] <Darvince> okay
[2011-12-19 20:07:23] <Darvince> then i fuck you forever
[2011-12-19 20:07:24] <atomic7732> but not any of my representations
[2011-12-19 20:07:32] <atomic7732> aka Foerkit
[2011-12-19 20:07:33] <ivan_braginski> pfft
[2011-12-19 20:07:38] <Darvince> fuck you all
[2011-12-19 20:07:43] <Aebble> Neede more credits
[2011-12-19 20:07:44] <Aebble> crap
[2011-12-19 20:07:49] <Darvince> go die in blood-filled holes you bitches
[2011-12-19 20:07:51] <atomic7732> fail
[2011-12-19 20:08:02] <Darvince> go eat your socks.
[2011-12-19 20:08:06] <Darvince> and you have to
[2011-12-19 20:08:08] <Darvince> you bitch
[2011-12-19 20:08:12] <ivan_braginski> B-but I already am!
[2011-12-19 20:08:17] <Darvince> shut the fuck up
[2011-12-19 20:08:21] <Darvince> leave my life
[2011-12-19 20:08:22] <ivan_braginski> Sock and shoe pasta!
[2011-12-19 20:08:28] <Darvince> you are too shitty to be near me
[2011-12-19 20:08:31] <Darvince> you dipshits
[2011-12-19 20:08:38] <ivan_braginski> I ove you too honeybun
[2011-12-19 20:08:38] <Darvince> especially you atomic7732
[2011-12-19 20:08:41] <atomic7732> darvraig
[2011-12-19 20:08:43] <atomic7732> lol
[2011-12-19 20:08:49] <Darvince> ikr
[2011-12-19 20:09:09] <atomic7732> naru oves you
[2011-12-19 20:09:16] <ivan_braginski> owes*
[2011-12-19 20:09:23] <atomic7732> orthat
[2011-12-19 20:09:25] <Darvince> i should throw you into a pit full of spikes with legos being pelted at you just fast enough to be very painful but not fast enough to kill you
[2011-12-19 20:09:29] <atomic7732> idk why you'd WANT to owe someone something
[2011-12-19 20:09:37] <atomic7732> that would mean you are reluctant to actually repay them
[2011-12-19 20:09:37] <ivan_braginski> Drugs.
[2011-12-19 20:09:39] <ivan_braginski> Lots of 'em
[2011-12-19 20:10:02] <Darvince> fuck off
[2011-12-19 20:10:11] <Aebble> I'm going to mess with earth
[2011-12-19 20:10:15] <Darvince> good
[2011-12-19 20:10:21] <Aebble> Do you want sea higher or lower?
[2011-12-19 20:10:21] <Darvince> make my house a glorious mansion
[2011-12-19 20:10:37] <Darvince> with everyone else bowing down and being shot with legos
[2011-12-19 20:10:37] <atomic7732> make my house beachfront property
[2011-12-19 20:10:42] <Aebble> The Ocean, higher or lower?
[2011-12-19 20:10:47] <Aebble> ok, atomic
[2011-12-19 20:10:53] <Aebble> Pheonix...
[2011-12-19 20:11:03] <atomic7732> *Phoenix
[2011-12-19 20:11:07] <Darvince> is -1209 feet
[2011-12-19 20:11:12] <Aebble> Meh, I'll make mine beachfront in the proscess.
[2011-12-19 20:11:23] <Darvince> fuck.
[2011-12-19 20:11:25] <Darvince> off.
[2011-12-19 20:11:31] <Darvince> go die in ten thousand holes.
[2011-12-19 20:12:33] <ivan_braginski> I  can't
[2011-12-19 20:12:35] <ivan_braginski> they're too small
[2011-12-19 20:12:58] <Darvince> then kill yourself with legos

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #145 on: December 20, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
[13:57] <+Aulxcia> I'm giving my gas turbulence.
[13:57] <+Aulxcia> gas giants*

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[13:58] <+Aulxcia> Hi iva

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[13:59] <+Aulxcia> Quoted
[13:59] <+atomic7732> Quoted
[13:59] <+Darvince> Quoted

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #146 on: December 20, 2011, 02:59:36 PM »
Aulxcia   Quoted

For the stupidity.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #147 on: December 20, 2011, 03:26:36 PM »
[14:25] <+Aulxcia> Nop/avi
[14:26] <+Aulxcia> Cener
[14:26] <+Aulxcia> Cenere
[14:26] <+Aulxcia> Centear
[14:26] <+Aulxcia> Centur
[14:26] <+Aulxcia> Cenert
[14:26] <+Aulxcia> Center

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #148 on: December 20, 2011, 03:45:14 PM »
tf/

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #149 on: December 20, 2011, 04:13:35 PM »
I'm sorry but quoting yourself isn't as funny.