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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1200 on: December 22, 2014, 08:20:47 PM »
<MicTheMicrophone> but none of it matters since i just sit here collecting cookies

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1201 on: December 23, 2014, 09:03:38 AM »
[2013-07-01 03:49:33] <osmotischen> so do spammers archive their spam in open office files for posterity?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1202 on: December 23, 2014, 10:41:17 AM »
Your mother: I LIKE BIG DOGS
Alice: I have a dog
Alice: :3
Your mother: yeah but it's like the size of a big mac

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1203 on: December 23, 2014, 11:02:51 AM »
<Stowaway> uuuuuughughgu
<Stowaway> my throat is all
<Stowaway> ouchie
<Darvince> i will repair you
<Darvince> for i am Doctor Vince
<Stowaway> thank doctor vince
<Darvince> it appears you have lemongitis
<Darvince> this can be fixed by eating two lemons a day for the next week

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1204 on: December 23, 2014, 11:14:44 AM »
[2013-07-04 04:26:36] <osmotischen2> SHIT A WALL OF SOCKS IS BANGING AT THE FRONT DOOR
[2013-07-04 04:26:38] <osmotischen2> WHAT DO I DO

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1205 on: December 24, 2014, 07:59:21 AM »
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Straight cat-ladies get even more pussy than polygamous lesbians

And just when you thought you were masters at love

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1206 on: December 25, 2014, 08:31:38 AM »
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SNOOP PUSSY C3T: i'm still fangirling over this pic of my GF
SNOOP PUSSY C3T: just omg yes
Yalloo: I read "fangirling over" as "fingering over"
Yalloo: my new prison is shame

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1207 on: December 25, 2014, 06:14:58 PM »
Wow, that's really funny and strange! You're a master at your craft

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1208 on: December 25, 2014, 06:16:09 PM »
Quite funny, I don't think I've ever seen such hilarity as original as yours. You should really consider a lifestyle as a comedian.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1209 on: December 26, 2014, 05:53:21 AM »
Your name is Podavlennyy

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1210 on: December 26, 2014, 07:30:26 PM »
<osmotischen4>voltaire said to hold a pen is to be at war
<Kalassak>did voltaire try pencils

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1211 on: December 27, 2014, 02:44:32 PM »
Dog Logic:
I could've taken a crap in the grass but where you walk looks better.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1212 on: December 28, 2014, 12:53:27 AM »
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Sizzle Clause: imagine looking into a mirror, and like when you look away, other you doesnt
Sizzle Clause: Just keep staring
Sizzle Clause: I'd shit a tungsten heat shield

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1213 on: December 28, 2014, 11:42:20 AM »
Quote from: penguinz0
Even though the car fell ontop of him he shot up into the sky like a leprechaun on viagra

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1214 on: December 28, 2014, 06:02:18 PM »
"leprechaun on viagra"
...cr1tikal said that.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1215 on: December 28, 2014, 07:38:21 PM »
"Quote from: penguinz0"

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1216 on: December 29, 2014, 05:49:22 AM »
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I just checked the NORAD website, and it's not looking good.

They lost contact with Santa somewhere over the Ukraine.

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I got my name from an Egyptian named Oliver Clothesoff

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Aliceri: You touched my dick your gay
204863: *you're
Aliceri: Fuck
204863: *I love being gay
Aliceri: Its time for a happy gay time
204863: "its time for a gaygay time"
204863: is that like a motorboat or something
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1217 on: January 01, 2015, 03:07:41 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1218 on: January 01, 2015, 03:52:09 PM »
What even

#2015AI

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Joel: Nuke Norway! 5000 Missles!
AI: Bad idea.
AI: Death count: 3.5M+
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1219 on: January 03, 2015, 12:29:55 AM »
[02:28] <Tuto> Peacock my mouth has shit in it
[02:28] <peacock> do you want me to use soap?
[02:28] <Tuto> yes

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1220 on: January 03, 2015, 07:29:04 AM »
<stowaway>who are these nubs on everything else

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1221 on: January 03, 2015, 09:02:59 AM »
strange and/or furry quotes thread

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1222 on: January 03, 2015, 10:21:28 AM »
Why isnt that a thing

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1223 on: January 04, 2015, 11:58:46 AM »
<osmotischen11>you can plug the polynomial and tell wolfram alpha to "expand"
<matty406>expand dong

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1224 on: January 05, 2015, 02:06:13 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1225 on: January 07, 2015, 06:14:34 PM »
<ubv>fuck da government, you want yourself

<ubv>i am just shy when I WAS NOT EXIST
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1226 on: January 07, 2015, 06:36:20 PM »
[01:35] <ubv> Lord shall fuck off, end of a broad

[01:51] <ubv> spam or get banned in Baghdad
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1227 on: January 07, 2015, 07:33:05 PM »
[20:29] <Lord_DC_> !mk eat my

[20:29] <ubv> puny humans

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1228 on: January 07, 2015, 08:10:54 PM »
<osmotischen11>does anyone pronounce pope as po-pee
<Stowaway>nop-ee

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #1229 on: January 08, 2015, 02:02:39 AM »
derp derp derp derp, im not a brony, im not an anti brony, i am a unicorn and a sponge