Author Topic: Strange and/or funny quotes thread (Read 411755 times)

Darvince · « **Reply #1020 on:** August 24, 2014, 05:21:25 PM »

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[2013-10-25 09:50:14] <phinehas> Hello.
[2013-10-25 09:50:47] <phinehas> I guess nobody is here.
[2013-10-25 09:51:25] <phinehas> I really wanted to talk to SuperNova and Andreas, I'm glad they're on the same side as I.
[2013-10-25 09:51:43] <phinehas> matty|df do you perhaps know their whereabouts?
[2013-10-25 09:51:53] <phinehas> Or you pywx?
[2013-10-25 09:52:16] <matty|df> i didn't even know supernova was still on the forum
[2013-10-25 09:54:21] <phinehas> O.K.
[2013-10-25 09:54:39] <phinehas> Tell FiahOwl and Darvince that I want a word with them as well.
[2013-10-25 09:54:44] <phinehas> I'm out.
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Darvince · « **Reply #1021 on:** August 24, 2014, 05:25:03 PM »

[2014-02-15 20:49:05] <plamowl> if I was yqt's girlfriend I'd totally have done something like that

Lord DC · « **Reply #1022 on:** August 26, 2014, 07:54:25 AM »

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-US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: 12:38 AM - ☺: STAHP IT TWIGHLIGHT YOU CANNOT REDIRECT AN ASTEROID WITH A PURPLE BONER
12:38 AM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: YES YOU CAN
12:38 AM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE!
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: OMG
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: that is way too funny
-US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Dick so big it reaches into spaces and glows magically and redirects asteroids

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1023 on:** August 27, 2014, 01:51:37 PM »

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Xriqxa · « **Reply #1024 on:** August 28, 2014, 09:38:09 AM »

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☺ has changed their name to ௵.
௵: wrote nikaesi
♥TheFluffiestFox♥: why

matty406 · « **Reply #1025 on:** August 28, 2014, 10:29:19 AM »

Quote from: Xriqxa on August 28, 2014, 09:38:09 AM

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☺ has changed their name to ௵.
௵: wrote nikaesi
♥TheFluffiestFox♥: why

our culture is spreading

atomic7732 · « **Reply #1026 on:** August 30, 2014, 10:39:14 AM »

<BlaBla44> If wb is welcome Bla, is ty thank Yqt?

Unnamed25 · « **Reply #1027 on:** August 31, 2014, 07:34:00 AM »

The problem with quotes on the Internet is you can never trust their validity."
- Abraham Lincoln

FiahOwl · « **Reply #1028 on:** September 02, 2014, 05:53:28 PM »

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atomic7732 · « **Reply #1029 on:** September 04, 2014, 12:26:22 PM »

<osmotischen> luckily i have a bunch of wireless adapters lying around

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1030 on:** September 09, 2014, 09:39:41 AM »

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௵: *Fghrrrnt*
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: that describes how i feel
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: atm
௵: I snorted
௵: you can't feel like a snort, sweety
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: I'm sick :\ i know what it feels lik- what you just called me sweety
௵: that was a joke
௵: you know how someone says something... odd
௵: and their parent says: "______ is not possible, darling"
௵: lol same thing'
௵: as a joke
௵: it's a legit kind of thing, you know
௵: IM NOT CRUSHING ON YOU EW
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: LOL

Darvince · « **Reply #1031 on:** September 10, 2014, 10:50:02 AM »

literally of homophobia

matty406 · « **Reply #1032 on:** September 14, 2014, 07:43:32 AM »

[15:43] <a18TPPI> I think I just had a BDSM D:
[15:43] <a18TPPI> BSOD*

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #1033 on:** September 16, 2014, 02:57:42 PM »

[18:56] <+matty406> i'd like to try shithing someday

Darvince · « **Reply #1034 on:** September 21, 2014, 04:25:23 PM »

Quote from: RobertGimRo on September 21, 2014, 05:17:47 AM

Hi. Maybe You Meaned Beta Realese Right ?

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1035 on:** September 22, 2014, 08:05:38 AM »

Quote from: Just Now

Megan McCarthy is the reincarnation of Satan

Darvince · « **Reply #1036 on:** September 22, 2014, 09:55:06 AM »

context pls

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1037 on:** September 22, 2014, 10:20:57 AM »

Megan McCarthy made MLP FiM

Darvince · « **Reply #1038 on:** September 22, 2014, 10:25:19 AM »

i thought they were the daughter or sister or something of Jenny McCarthy

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1039 on:** October 09, 2014, 04:29:22 AM »

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Oinkaroo: Now my head smells like a cow vomited out of it's ass >.>

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1040 on:** October 09, 2014, 06:43:55 AM »

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Alice Cartelet: I can stand your voice btw
Alice Cartelet: Its deep enough not to hurt my ears

Hellpotatoe · « **Reply #1041 on:** October 12, 2014, 02:52:32 PM »

[18:48] <Tuto> did you download boobs again

tuto99 · « **Reply #1042 on:** October 20, 2014, 01:35:44 PM »

[16:34] <+blotz> why does it suddenly smell like penises

Darvince · « **Reply #1043 on:** October 20, 2014, 02:05:19 PM »

god damn it i am on school, and then i read this right after reading "The" story in reddit

Darvince · « **Reply #1044 on:** October 20, 2014, 07:32:47 PM »

[2012-03-23 20:12:58] <Darvince> i'm surprised that i haven't been murdered just because i'm a poor child

Darvince · « **Reply #1045 on:** October 20, 2014, 10:13:12 PM »

[2014-10-20 17:09:55] <Darvince> what if peeing was a symbiotic activity that required assistance to occur
[2014-10-20 17:10:11] <Stowaway> "I need my pee buddy"

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1046 on:** October 21, 2014, 07:43:20 AM »

Quote from: Darvince on October 20, 2014, 10:13:12 PM

[2014-10-20 17:09:55] <Darvince> what if peeing was a symbiotic activity that required assistance to occur

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1047 on:** October 22, 2014, 07:11:05 AM »

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Amazing piefce, ive always depicted gilda as a mean girl who pops the balls of little kids this looks awesome

Popping children's testicles isn't being a mean girl, it's being outright psychotic.

matty406 · « **Reply #1048 on:** October 22, 2014, 07:27:48 AM »

they meant balloons
BALLOONS
BALLOOMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7KnURR7Vvk

Xriqxa · « **Reply #1049 on:** October 22, 2014, 07:29:27 AM »

Aboxa Baloons is matty's taxonomical name.

And how do you mix up balls and balloons.