Strange and/or funny quotes thread

[Darvince]

domestic cats are not saguans!
Domestic cats are not Saguans.
Domestic cats are NOT Saguans.

[atomic7732]

how do you know fiah doesn't have a saguan slave

it would fit him well

[vh]

i...want a pet saguan too.

[Darvince]

good luck they live to 50 with modern science, are slightly smaller than tigers, and have about 0.88 times the average human brain mass by body mass

[atomic7732]

if you can enslave a human you can enslave a saguan

[vh]

slave what slave

https://i.imgur.com/Kw2fAvR.png

[FiahOwl]

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[matty406]

[21:27] <a187> s!occer
[21:27] <stowaherp> In a soccer match, outer space played Vincent. The end score was 1:7.
[21:28] <@BlaBla44> gj Vincent

[21:31] <@matty406> s!plague
[21:31] <stowaherp> brony disorder has spread to Aiyota from Lyintaria.

[00:18] <stowaherp> In Tellurium, a Rothfale Enthusiast killed 1117 people and cost 235 thousand dollars in damage.

[atomic7732]

<ubv> Kalassak will die of severe health threat
<Kalassak> very specific
<a187> helpful
<Guest62624> No shit

<Kalassak> !mk fiah will marry
<ubv> fiah will marry me then
<a187> SAAAAAAANNNDD
<a187> NO
<a187> NO
<a187> NOOO

<a187> !mk fiah will have sex with
<ubv> fiah will have sex with my life
<osmotischen> OOOOOO
<a187> NOT AGAIN

[Pinkythefoxxywasp]

7:34 PM - Thejam15: Creepypasta man im tellin u
7:35 PM - Thejam15: I like computer/game based creepypasta
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: yeah so do i
7:35 PM - Thejam15: So spoopy
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I know they're not real, but they fuck me up at night when i go to bed
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: ll
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
7:36 PM - Thejam15: I know fuck its a good thing I dont use Avast antivirus anymore
7:36 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Why?
7:36 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: did it scare you
7:36 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
7:37 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: "A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED"
7:37 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: That use to happen alot a few years ago
7:37 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: scared the everliving fuck out of me
7:38 PM - Thejam15: Id be reading one and get the heebyjeebies but then id just go to bed anyways, as im trying to sleep computer monitor pops on illuminating the entire room id be like da fuck, the BUNG, AVAST VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED fuck id need to change my pants FUCK YOU AVAST
7:39 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: THAT HAS HAPPEND TO ME TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES
7:39 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I TURNED THE SOUND NOTIFACTIONS OFF
7:39 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: FUCK

[matty406]

[17:12] <+matty|SE> !mk soul
[17:12] <Jister> misc_jackie_chan.png
[17:12] <ubv> soul is like to rename topic
[17:12] <Jister> what the jkok
[17:12] <peacock> tkok
[17:12] <+matty|SE> oh god
[17:12] <+matty|SE> bot chain

[17:19] <ubv> RAISE MY LITTLE DICKS AS UNREALISTIC

[22:35] <+matty406> !mk Rothfale
[22:35] <ubv> Rothfale stroked his testicles he has gained my best to have noticed the list of the pulses
[22:35] <+matty406> lmao

[Xriqxa]

-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: game is broken yo
☼: lol
☼: #GLitchierThanSkate3
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: #LessBrokenThanBattlefield4
☼: LOL
☼: brb
☼: back
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Bwelmceo mback!
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Welcomeback!
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Fuck
☼: gg

[FiahOwl]

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[blotz]

[10:20] <+BlaBla44> Ferguson last night

Code: [Select]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTjy-VmTwP0[10:20] <kol-kal-kol> Jorsterton by Night - YouTube
[10:20] <osmotischen2> omg
[10:20] <+BlaBla44> DANG IT KOL-KAL-KOL

[Lord DC]

-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I FINISHED IT
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I FINIIISHED IT
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: SO?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: AND I GOT 230K NOW
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: IT GAVE ME 100K MORE FOR ALLLL GOLD I THINK
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I RAGEQUIT CUZ OF THE FUCKIN SUPID THING
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I LANDED THE FUCKING HELI AND TITAN PERFECTLY
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: WAS IT WITHIN 10M?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: AND HE GAVE ME A FUCKING BRONZE
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: WHATEVER
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: IF NOT, YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE A PILOT
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU LITTLE CADET
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I CAME TO THE SCHOOL TO LEARN COMBAT NOT HOW TO FUCKING LAND
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FLIGHT SCHOOL IS CADET?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: FLIGHT-CHOOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: SEE THE FLIGHT?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: NOT THE FIGHT?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: OH ITS YOU SEARGENT DOUCHEBAG
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: IM GONNA LAND MY TITAN ON YOU
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: AND YOULL DIE
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: DO IT CADET, ILL RAIN HELLFIRE ON YOUR ASS
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I'M GONNA SHOOT MY HYDRA SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL FEEL IT ALL THE WAY INTO NEXT YEAR
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU KNOW IM INTO THAT CADET?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING XRIQXA ABOUT OUR SHIT IN FLIGHT SCHOOL CADET?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I KNOW YOU HAVE
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: YEAH NO DUH ITS HILARIOUS
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: PUT THIS IN THE RANDOM QUOTES THREAD CADET, THAT IS AN ORDER.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: NOONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, IM THE COMMANDER OF THE ARMY YOURE ENLISTED IN SEARGENT, BUT THATS A GREAT IDEA
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: ILL DO IT

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[matty406]

☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I'M GONNA SHOOT MY HYDRA SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL FEEL IT ALL THE WAY INTO NEXT YEAR
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU KNOW IM INTO THAT CADET?

[Lord DC]

WARNING: THIS QUOTE CONTAINS SPOILERS TO GTA V'S MYTHS

☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Hey
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I know you hate the Chiliad loons
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: But i have discovered something
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: One thing before you continue that
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Xriqxa wanted me to teach him what BDSM was
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: omfg
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Oh jesus
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Anyway
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: You know how everyone's obsessed with that mural?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I say we travel back in time
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: What is the orignal game the Jetpack was featured in? San Andreas
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: What were popular myths/legends type there? UFo's and other paranormal shit
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The fact that UFO's and Bigfoot were proved in V pows me right in the kisser with a stealth ounch
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: What if
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The key to unlocking the jetpack "if there is one" is Investigating San Andreas' myths? the cheatcode used to spawn it is known as "rocketman", and in V there's a rocket that makes Geiger counter readings and very weird noises when approached. This might be something
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: how high are you
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: COCAINUM
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: FTW
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Thats just a theory
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: which i will not investigate, lest i go insane
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I'll let the loonies figure it out
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: If you go near Fort Zancudo near the night, you'll hear really weird noises, and if you go to the contrl tower and inside it there is an elevator who's door opens for noone. Except me
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: And when i go inside it it does nothing
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: my computer is on the cracker tonight
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Aparrently java aint installed
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: but it do
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: SUCK MY COCK JAVA
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU AINT woRKIN STILL
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but still
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: theres much more than that damn mural
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but i'll stop there
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting somethig to change"
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: thus, all the people on GTA forums are insane
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: oh, BTW
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: the jetpack never existed
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The mural depicts the path to freedom
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The man with the "jetpack" is free
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: from the prison in which he resided
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: take that GTAF loons
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I just cracked your mystery once and for all

[Xriqxa]

xriqxa.vrs: the fact that I rely on USF to stimulate me for at least a second
xriqxa.vrs: and that USF is mostly dead
xriqxa.vrs: is killing me
xriqxa.vrs: The only time when USF has any decent action
xriqxa.vrs: IS WHEN IM ASLEEP
xriqxa.vrs: GAAAH HEADDESK TIL GOD FALLS OUT OF THE SKY!

[matty406]

kol that's because everyone's in their respective chats.

[atomic7732]

and you're geographically segregated

<osmotischen2> everything is pointless ^_^

[Pinkythefoxxywasp]

11:17 PM - Light Yagami: i knew it was gonna start tonight >_< Just when i'm trying to do mods >_<
11:17 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: What is it?
11:17 PM - Light Yagami: I'm getting "Lightheaded"
11:17 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Oh fuck comeon

-CUT TO LORD DC CHAT-

11:20 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Wuh oh, bad news for me
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: she on her period?
11:21 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Thats my boyfriend
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: OH FUCK
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: SORRY
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: i didnt kniw
11:21 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: LOL DUDE
11:22 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: sorry sorry sorry

[Darvince]

[2013-05-25 13:05:26] <osmotischen> darvince he's talking about an object traveling through a channel not his butthole

[Darvince]

[2013-05-30 01:43:08] <Kalassak> my mom suggested that maybe bla got a girlfriend

[Darvince]

[2013-05-30 01:55:10] <Darvince> "mom, dad, i am steve"
[2013-05-30 01:55:19] <Darvince> "goodbye son we raised you as a jerry"

[Darvince]

[2013-05-31 02:50:30] <a_fishbowl> there are no bullies at my school
[2013-05-31 02:50:33] <a_fishbowl> none at all
[2013-05-31 02:50:34] <Darvince> except chanserv

[Bla]

[2013-05-30 01:43:08] <Kalassak> my mom suggested that maybe bla got a girlfriend

I'm curious why she suggested that?

[atomic7732]

It was when you were gone for a long time

[Darvince]

[2013-06-01 06:33:25] <FiahOwl> I NUKED UNIVERSE SANDBOX FORUM !!! AND ALL USERS IS NOW DEAD !!!
[2013-06-01 06:33:26] <FiahOwl> GAME OVER
[2013-06-01 06:33:28] <FiahOwl> Universe Sandbox v3 is now cancelled.
[2013-06-01 06:33:29] <FiahOwl> Closing Universe Sandbox
[2013-06-01 06:33:31] <FiahOwl> Finished.

[Darvince]

[2013-07-30 15:56:34] <rodvenio> i remember when i stole sweden