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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #900 on: November 30, 2013, 09:00:29 PM »
[2012-10-05 20:31:27] <Darvince> if you were kip i would leave a note at your door saying "please unlock ctam and ctam with me"
[2012-10-05 20:31:42] <Kalassak> i would
[2012-10-05 20:31:45] <Kalassak> take your dna
[2012-10-05 20:31:49] <Kalassak> and grow a clone
[2012-10-05 20:31:50] <Darvince> kol
[2012-10-05 20:32:15] <Darvince> teach the clone the CTAM religion from an early age

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #901 on: November 30, 2013, 09:06:22 PM »
no!!!!

that's not the purpose of the cloning!!!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #902 on: December 03, 2013, 04:39:00 PM »
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[23:36] <+Darvince> that moment when you realize you are gay

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #903 on: December 25, 2013, 10:55:47 AM »
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[17:49] <Darvince> do photons ever stop existing
[17:50] <+matty406> Yes, they become photoffs
[17:50] <Darvince> no seriously
I thought it was a cracker that one

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #904 on: January 02, 2014, 10:48:44 PM »
[21:46] <plamowl> aren't you technically using auspikitan as a proxy to do all the dirty work for you?
[21:47] <+Kalassak> no because they don't rape himalia
[21:47] <+rodvenio> oooh got em
[21:47] <plamowl> leave me out of this!!!!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #905 on: January 04, 2014, 10:13:21 PM »
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[00:02] <plamowl> the timbaltic expansion of your neuronic cells within the octobrel cortex of your brain are probably throbbing right now
[00:02] <+Darvince> for example, take how usforum speaks compared to the rest of the internet
[00:02] <plamowl> we speak like mentally disabled children
[00:02] <+Darvince> if we became isolated from the internet, we would evolve an alternate, non-english language over time
[00:02] <plamowl> we should try thst
[00:02] <plamowl> that*
[00:03] <+Darvince> if we decided that using "isolatted" was better than isolated
[00:03] <+Darvince> and we slowly changed more words like that
[00:03] <plamowl> isolarted
[00:03] <+Darvince> we would have a non-english, non-constructed language
[00:03] <Tuto> No Plamowl the neurodioxyphemic protein carriers of my magstolibia is inflamed right now
[00:03] <Tuto> are*
[00:03] <+Darvince> uhh
[00:04] <+Darvince> what the penis
[00:04] <Tuto> Hi
[00:04] <plamowl> tuto are you sure, iirc neurodioxyphemic protein carriers are made of neuronium which means they cannot be inflamed by the Barnes Principle.
[00:04] <Tuto> No no no your theorem is flawed
[00:04] <Tuto> You see
[00:04] <+Darvince> are you two organic chemists suddenly
[00:04] <plamowl> but it's a college paper from 1992!
[00:04] <plamowl> from the soviet union!
[00:04] <plamowl> republished from 1928 without changing a word'
[00:04] <plamowl> and then translated to english!
[00:05] <+Darvince> >1992
[00:05] <Tuto> The neurodioxyphemic protein carriers contain a certain chain of proteins that help stabilize magstolibia
[00:05] <+Darvince> >from soviet union
[00:05] <+Darvince> seems legit
[00:06] <Tuto> These chains, called Triphilopses, control the output of electrical signals sent from the protein carriers
[00:06] <plamowl> tuto no that's not what i am arguing. if magstolibia suddenly changed the libido of neurodioxyphemic protien carriers (which is inversley proportionate to inflamation thanks to Barnes' law) it would work however magstolibia is a disproved theory suggested by octavio mistrk in 2009
[00:06] <Tuto> Your sophisticated vocabulary just caused an imbalance of controlled output of my neurodioxypemic protein carriers
[00:07] <+Darvince> what is happening here
[00:07] <Tuto> Libido? That has nothing related to anything about what were talking about
[00:07] <plamowl> but the neurodioxypemic protien carriers only repond to cognitive function from the smell processing part of my brain
[00:07] <Tuto> Darvince we are trying to sound like smart poopheads
[00:07] <plamowl> so obviously unless you smell my vocabulary
[00:07] <plamowl> you can't stimulate them
[00:07] <plamowl> unless you have smellographsis
[00:07] <+Darvince> yes i will smell your vocabulary
[00:08] <plamowl> however only 2% of the population (89% of them han chinese) have the rare medical condition
[00:08] <plamowl> so i doubt you have that
[00:08] <Tuto> But your vocabulary doesn't produce the pheromones needed for me to sense them, because you're Asian. Checkmate bitch.
[00:08] <+Darvince> you mean nasalographsis
[00:09] <Tuto> Huehuehue I am fucking done with this bullcrap now
[00:09] <Tuto> MY MIND IS ACHING
[00:09] * Tuto explodes
[00:09] <plamowl> "checkmate bitch" is considered a linguoistic repheredemic which means it is technically invalid for the syntocontext of your phrase.
[00:09] <plamowl> the more you know
[00:10] <Tuto> Your argument is invalid because cheese
[00:10] <plamowl> sorry
[00:10] <plamowl> yes i forgot to take cheese into account
[00:10] <plamowl> it renders my entire arguement invalid
[00:10] <Tuto> lol
[00:10] <plamowl> thanks obama

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #906 on: January 06, 2014, 04:33:10 PM »
this would go in r/wtf if i was on reddit

<Thomas13542>mfw yqt is white
<Darvince>he's canadian and ontarian what did you expect
<Thomas13542>i thought he was brown
<Thomas13542>his name sounded liek that

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #907 on: January 06, 2014, 06:59:17 PM »
[17:58] <Tuto> I saw the dick and everything

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #908 on: January 06, 2014, 07:00:23 PM »
[17:59] <Tuto> It was awesome
[18:00] <Tuto> It was a crescent
[18:00] <Tuto> and beige
[18:00] <Tuto> and big

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #909 on: January 06, 2014, 07:03:24 PM »
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[20:57] <Tuto> Matty have you ever seen Venus?
[20:57] <+blotz> yuo missed a chatlog
[20:57] <+matty406> No clouds and no moon
[20:57] <+matty406> I have observed venus with my eyes
[20:58] <Tuto> Oh but I mean with an instrument
[20:58] <+matty406> nope
[20:58] <Tuto> :OOOO
[20:58] <+matty406> I really want a telescope
[20:58] <Tuto> It's fricking awesome
[20:58] == blotz has changed nick to ejaiefjiae
[20:58] <+ejaiefjiae> hi
[20:58] <+matty406> Especially for the winter monts
[20:58] <+matty406> months*
[20:58] <Tuto> I saw the dick and everything
[20:58] <Tuto> disk*

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #910 on: January 06, 2014, 07:40:02 PM »
[18:16] <Tuto> my ass is burning

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #911 on: January 13, 2014, 04:44:41 PM »
it is mandatory for all future phinehas quotes to go in here, fake phinehas or real phinehas

[2013-10-25 09:50:10] -->| phinehas (c7b87d01@gateway/web/freenode/ip.199.184.125.1) has joined ##universesandbox
[2013-10-25 09:50:14] <phinehas> Hello.
[2013-10-25 09:50:47] <phinehas> I guess nobody is here.
[2013-10-25 09:51:25] <phinehas> I really wanted to talk to SuperNova and Andreas, I'm glad they're on the same side as I.
[2013-10-25 09:51:43] <phinehas> matty|df do you perhaps know their whereabouts?
[2013-10-25 09:51:53] <phinehas> Or you pywx?
[2013-10-25 09:52:16] <matty|df> i didn't even know supernova was still on the forum
[2013-10-25 09:54:21] <phinehas> O.K.
[2013-10-25 09:54:39] <phinehas> Tell FiahOwl and Darvince that I want a word with them as well.
[2013-10-25 09:54:44] <phinehas> I'm out.
[2013-10-25 09:54:48] |<-- phinehas has left freenode (Client Quit)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #912 on: January 13, 2014, 04:55:22 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #913 on: January 13, 2014, 08:18:26 PM »
[2013-11-30 15:59:10] <matty406> our pancreas is a loving pancreas

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #914 on: January 25, 2014, 07:13:46 PM »
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I went to Catholic school, and I honestly thought there were just two religions-- the Catholics, and the Publics. If you were a Public, you went to public school. Obviously.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #915 on: February 09, 2014, 12:05:36 PM »
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[19:04] <+Darvince> do not of bitch

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #916 on: February 15, 2014, 09:15:59 PM »
<sagua> he's not trans
<sagua> just fabulous

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #917 on: March 24, 2014, 05:39:08 PM »
[17:34] <+matty406> Oh I read a tweet mentioning that
gonna use this later

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #918 on: April 04, 2014, 05:15:04 PM »
Your not melting into the community at all. People who get along well with the community are people like Darvince who only post helpful things

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #919 on: April 22, 2014, 07:10:58 PM »
<Tuto> I'm talking about nipples and you are talking about owning atoms

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #920 on: June 02, 2014, 11:51:49 AM »
Quote from: Blacraft Wiki
kalassak is a pony -Darvince
I told him, I am nawt blapiz. -Bla
dis person doesh nawt liek to be cawl'd nuenue -kip

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #921 on: June 03, 2014, 04:54:41 AM »
yeah theres definetly no beta 7 unless a problem occurs and the game is extended to a later date. which i hope wont happen! :(

Correct. No beta 7.

And I'm not going to sleep until version 2 is out.


Dan, how much coffee do you drink?   :P

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #922 on: June 08, 2014, 05:01:38 PM »
<matty|se>oh yiss i love this
<matty|se>500 rebolg an i sen this 2 my senpai
<matty|se>We're senpals

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #923 on: June 08, 2014, 05:07:15 PM »
Dan, how much coffee do you drink?   :P
The Steam version used to be called version 2, until the new alpha version got started, so he hasn't been awake since 2010 working on alpha 2, kol.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #924 on: June 09, 2014, 03:55:19 AM »
matty|se> this rain makes me moist
<matty|se> wait

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #925 on: June 20, 2014, 05:48:22 AM »
[2014-06-20 05:45:43] <matty406> like can I just name a planet and everything on it 'dicks'
[2014-06-20 05:45:48] <Darvince> inb4 everything is named dickbutt
[2014-06-20 05:45:59] <matty406> NEW LIFEFORM
[2014-06-20 05:46:01] <matty406> DICKBUTT
[2014-06-20 05:46:08] <Darvince> my sides
[2014-06-20 05:46:10] <matty406> NOW LANDING ON
[2014-06-20 05:46:11] <matty406> DICKBUTT
[2014-06-20 05:46:20] <matty406> LOCATION DISCOVERED
[2014-06-20 05:46:24] <matty406> DICKBUTT CAVERNS

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #926 on: June 20, 2014, 05:52:28 AM »
I'm really happy with the direction collisions are headed in Universe Sandbox ²... I hope everyone else is too.
as long as they're not heading towards earth, i'm happy
Collisions with Earth are the cornerstone of our testing. :)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #927 on: June 20, 2014, 03:51:32 PM »
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[23:50] <+Kalassak> oh no do not strange and funny quotes me

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #928 on: June 20, 2014, 06:09:50 PM »
I'm really happy with the direction collisions are headed in Universe Sandbox ²... I hope everyone else is too.
as long as they're not heading towards earth, i'm happy
Collisions with Earth are the cornerstone of our testing. :)

Dan is usually a serious guy but sometimes he can be funny

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #929 on: June 22, 2014, 12:05:01 PM »
<TheMooCows> bla do you call it soccer or football?
<BlaBla44> Fodbold
<TheMooCows> or that