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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #720 on: October 02, 2012, 10:40:49 PM »
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<Kalassak> i saw
<Kalassak> everything
<Kalassak> too slow

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #721 on: October 02, 2012, 10:50:15 PM »
to not be seen by a kalassak, you must leave the irc at a speed of approximately 1/4c.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #722 on: October 03, 2012, 12:20:18 PM »
kolwut

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #723 on: October 03, 2012, 07:23:24 PM »

/quit
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done practicing.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #724 on: October 05, 2012, 08:17:51 PM »
<TAWX14> Ok, I made this one up on my own
<TAWX14> Knock knock
<Kalassak> who's at my door
<TAWX14> Doris
<Kalassak> Doris, there's a freaking doorbell you know!
<TAWX14> :|
<TAWX14> Yqt1001, knock knock
<TheAustinMan> what?
<TAWX14> TAM knock knock
<TheAustinMan> who's there
<Kalassak> we should call TAM Tam
<TAWX14> Doris
<TheAustinMan> doris who
<TAWX14> doris locked that's why I'm knocking dumbass.
<Kalassak> kol
<TheAustinMan> there's a damn doorbell

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #725 on: October 06, 2012, 04:22:57 AM »
after darspam:

[08:24.48] <+Darvince> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqSvCC8xs0NzdGU4bnZPR25abk1JclcyLUVON2FyWmc#gid=10will the real vh|btd unlock ctam
[08:26.27] <vh|btd> ok
[08:26.30] <vh|btd> but
[08:26.46] <vh|btd> only after one day of waiting for every 'incoming' you spammed
[08:27.17] <+Darvince> aaaaaaaa
[08:27.23] <+Darvince> that's like march
[08:27.24] <+Darvince> !!!
[08:27.28] <vh|btd> yeah, not my fault
[08:27.36] <@FiktylPegasus> lol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #726 on: October 10, 2012, 07:05:42 PM »
* vh throws 50 ton aerogel at kalassafk
* kalassafk throws 60 ton aerogel at vh
* mitt_rmoney throws 180 tons of crude oil at both of you.
<mitt_rmoney> You need to experience this oil's full effect to see how it will boost the economy.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #727 on: October 11, 2012, 11:45:48 PM »
apparently kalassak's tits

according to darvince
yes darforum quotes use the same style as usforum quotes.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #728 on: October 11, 2012, 11:59:00 PM »
hoping to have "Spam or get banned" get into bash.org
http://www.bash.org/?953729

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #729 on: October 14, 2012, 07:19:57 PM »
[18:48] <+matty406> King of broken images, aspiring internet fandom dictator.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #730 on: October 15, 2012, 02:01:16 PM »
apparently the danish education system includes numerous question marks:

[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> Topic 1 (I plan to respond): ??? ??, ????, ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ?????? ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ???? ??? ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ?????????, ????????
[04:59.47] <+BlaBla44> ? ??????????-?????? ? ???
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #731 on: October 15, 2012, 02:59:26 PM »
Kol they were lyrics from some random Soviet music I was trying to make sense of. But  your IRC client doesn't like Cyrillic.
I meant to post a link to the MC forum but I clicked the wrong buttons so I didn't copy it.


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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #732 on: October 19, 2012, 11:11:48 PM »
meanwhile on ns forum
Quote from: Desperate Measures
Quote from: The Black Forrest
Why should we screw up other planets?

Because fuck other planets. Out there. Not doing anything. Not growing anything. Looking at us.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #733 on: October 20, 2012, 06:57:26 PM »
Kol they were lyrics from some random Soviet music I was trying to make sense of. But  your IRC client doesn't like Cyrillic.
I meant to post a link to the MC forum but I clicked the wrong buttons so I didn't copy it.



(kol where is the subtitles button, or are the people talking in english and i can't understand)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #734 on: October 21, 2012, 04:25:26 AM »
(kol where is the subtitles button, or are the people talking in english and i can't understand)
http://sovmusic.ru/text.php?fname=vasvas

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #735 on: October 21, 2012, 06:48:20 AM »
kol his lastname is cornflower

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #736 on: October 21, 2012, 08:02:32 AM »
I would also be depressed if that were my lastname. jk.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #737 on: October 24, 2012, 06:23:03 AM »
Kol. I also changed it when the SOPApocalypse was about to happen. Calm down. I'm just protecting the world against potential apocalypses.
I have to save the world every once in a while.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #738 on: October 29, 2012, 05:54:00 PM »
"Hello, kind Sir/artificial data entity. What sort of earthly/cosmic event could've possibly motivated you to make ◕‿‿◕ your title? I'm just curious. "

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #739 on: November 01, 2012, 02:15:38 PM »
<matty406> 50 shades of Darv
<Darvince> kol matty
<matty406> It's got a lot of...
<matty406> 'sugg'estive material
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #740 on: November 02, 2012, 05:40:47 PM »
kol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #741 on: November 03, 2012, 04:51:38 AM »
sovkol'ing

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #742 on: November 04, 2012, 11:03:14 PM »
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #743 on: November 04, 2012, 11:11:24 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #744 on: November 05, 2012, 05:16:33 AM »
Replace gay with slave and you've got the 1800's

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #745 on: November 11, 2012, 02:42:05 PM »
Quote from: synchtube
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #746 on: November 11, 2012, 02:45:44 PM »
[21:38] <+_|-_-|_> vh the only thing in darvincian prisons are 1.47 billion scented kilts

[21:39] <+_|-_-|_> life lesson: when matty says "kol" it will be safq'd within 5 minutes

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #747 on: November 11, 2012, 02:47:07 PM »
GOD. That's freaking disturbing!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #748 on: November 11, 2012, 03:13:59 PM »
[16:51] <+FiktylPegasus> Lolwut
[16:52] <+FiktylPegasus> I fell asleep

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #749 on: November 11, 2012, 03:27:48 PM »
[17:24] <Yqt1001> the only reason why I said yes today was because I wandered over, and I felt like if I said no you would attack me anyways :P
[17:25] <+matty406> "GOD. That's freaking disturbing!" hardly
[17:26] <Yqt1001> though I'm assuming that bong_ if you got an independent state from the UBSR, you could probably declare war on someone and try to conquer their land, but ultimately that would lead Bla to insanity controlling it
[17:27] <bong_> ikr
[17:27] <Yqt1001> also it would be super easy to make an alliance against an aggressive warmonger like yourself :P
[17:27] <bong_> kol yqt srsly