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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #600 on: May 21, 2012, 06:28:07 AM »
Pppprroooobbbaaabbblllllyyyy shouldn't post this here. But I'm going to anyway.

Universe Sandbox Clopfic #1
http:// darvince.createa forum.com/mlp-board/open-source-futa-dash
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Strange rating: Yes, to some people
Funny rating: Yes, to some people
Ewww get this the fuck out from in front of my eyes and give me brain bleach rating: Extremely yes, to most people.

Bladan just like, delete it if, you know...

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #601 on: May 21, 2012, 07:03:35 AM »
Maybe there's a reason it was censored and had spaces? Whatever...

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #602 on: May 21, 2012, 12:07:33 PM »
[21:41] == Ivan|lunch has changed nick to Ivan_Braginski
[21:41] <Ivan_Braginski> How do you take a person to the knee
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #603 on: May 21, 2012, 12:07:53 PM »
[17:10] <+Stellarscope> 8801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD4
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[17:10] <Stellarlaser> lol
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #604 on: May 21, 2012, 12:08:09 PM »
[16:21] <+Bladimir_Putin> what

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #605 on: May 21, 2012, 07:52:09 PM »
[2012-05-21 19:37:32] <atomic7732> oshi
[2012-05-21 19:37:38] <atomic7732> I need to stop listening to music in the dark
[2012-05-21 19:37:39] <muddykippy> is it strange if i fap to darforum
[2012-05-21 19:37:54] <atomic7732> so like I was just reading tumblr right
[2012-05-21 19:38:09] <muddykippy> and you found a pony?
[2012-05-21 19:38:13] <atomic7732> and cardigan is answering this question "Would you suck ponycock"
[2012-05-21 19:38:19] <Arrow_McKnee> Darforum Matty might be better than usforum Matty. I must remedy this by going back into the past and killing myself.
[2012-05-21 19:38:31] <atomic7732> and my dad puts his and on my head and I was reading the thing above it
[2012-05-21 19:38:41] <atomic7732> and then I was like "oshi waht" (in my mind) and scrolled up
[2012-05-21 19:38:54] <atomic7732> not sure if he saw it
[2012-05-21 19:39:08] <Arrow_McKnee> I died inside when I imagined that scenario.
[2012-05-21 19:39:18] <Arrow_McKnee> Atomic I am sorry for you.
[2012-05-21 19:39:26] <atomic7732> I don't even really pay attention to anything cardigan does
[2012-05-21 19:39:35] <atomic7732> I should probably unfollow but doesn't he get a message
[2012-05-21 19:39:41] <atomic7732> I don't want to seem mean lol
[2012-05-21 19:40:49] <Arrow_McKnee> :/
[2012-05-21 19:41:23] <muddykippy> KOL MATTY
[2012-05-21 19:41:26] <Arrow_McKnee> Wow I'm hungry for some reason.
[2012-05-21 19:41:36] <Arrow_McKnee> Mudkipz Wat
[2012-05-21 19:41:37] <muddykippy> KOL
[2012-05-21 19:41:41] <muddykippy> [22:38] <+atomic7732> and my dad puts his and on my head and I was reading the thing above it
[2012-05-21 19:41:43] <muddykippy> puts his what
[2012-05-21 19:41:48] <muddykippy> oh
[2012-05-21 19:41:50] <muddykippy> hand
[2012-05-21 19:41:52] <muddykippy> kol
[2012-05-21 19:42:19] <muddykippy> YOU SHOULD HAVE ZOOMED IT ON IT, TURNED AROUND, AND ASKED 'WOULD YOU SUCK PONYCOCK' TO HIS FAIC
[2012-05-21 19:42:22] <muddykippy> jk
[2012-05-21 19:42:24] <muddykippy> *runs*
[2012-05-21 19:42:53] <atomic7732> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eja3XOZy1runggso1_r1_500.jpg lolwut
[2012-05-21 19:42:58] <atomic7732> tf kipz
[2012-05-21 19:43:23] <Arrow_McKnee> Oh shit
[2012-05-21 19:43:37] <Arrow_McKnee> Oh shit I just tried to hold in a laugh and made a sound.
[2012-05-21 19:43:58] <atomic7732> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ek9jeXSB1qg2685.png
[2012-05-21 19:44:13] <Naru523> NUE NARFIC
[2012-05-21 19:44:25] <muddykippy> kol
[2012-05-21 19:44:25] <Arrow_McKnee> Ahahahaa, oh kod Kols you just made my day.
[2012-05-21 19:44:26] <muddykippy> what is this
[2012-05-21 19:44:34] <Arrow_McKnee> Oh god kipz*
[2012-05-21 19:45:16] <atomic7732> oh the music stopped
[2012-05-21 19:45:28] * Arrow_McKnee turns slowly to friend
[2012-05-21 19:45:39] <Naru523>    [22:38] <+atomic7732> and my dad puts his and on my head and I was reading the thing above it
[2012-05-21 19:45:42] <Naru523> ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon
[2012-05-21 19:45:43] <Arrow_McKnee> "WOULD YOU SUCK PONYCOCK"
[2012-05-21 19:45:53] <Arrow_McKnee> "TEEEEEL MEEEE"
[2012-05-21 19:46:00] <muddykippy> kol
[2012-05-21 19:46:05] <atomic7732> kipz do you do this to your parents
[2012-05-21 19:46:10] <Arrow_McKnee> DO YOU
[2012-05-21 19:46:14] <Arrow_McKnee> WOULD YOU
[2012-05-21 19:46:21] <atomic7732> inb4 your parents watch your IRC alldai erryday
[2012-05-21 19:46:32] <Arrow_McKnee> WOULD YOU, IF I DID TO SHOW YOU IT'S SAFE
[2012-05-21 19:46:37] <Arrow_McKnee> hang on
[2012-05-21 19:46:39] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-05-21 19:46:54] <Arrow_McKnee> What nothing.
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #606 on: May 22, 2012, 04:04:46 PM »
[19:02] <muddykippy> why hello thar
[19:02] <muddykippy> !
[19:03] <Arrow_McKnee> Ohiiiii8iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghghgagwyhahqs

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #607 on: May 23, 2012, 01:11:31 PM »
[16:11] <+muddykippy> I have another atomic you could dismantle
[16:11] <+a7732|OSFD> although it looks overly simple

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #608 on: May 24, 2012, 11:56:27 AM »
[14:55] <+muddykippy> bla where you wered rest of week !
[14:55] <+Narkraft> sleeping with RD of courze
[14:55] <+BlaBla44> NARU STOP SPOILING MY sikrit military blan

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #609 on: May 24, 2012, 09:27:51 PM »

[00:03] <+Dar|craft> muddykippy how do you tame an ocelot
[00:03] <+Dar|craft> i dunno how
[00:03] <+atomic7732> how to tame axolotl
[00:03] <+atomic7732> kiptutorial #3
[00:04] <+atomic7732> ok I'm going to make a flag
[00:04] <+atomic7732> does anyone want to watch me
[00:04] <+Dar|craft> naru523 how to tame ocelot
[00:04] <+atomic7732> i'll talk to you
[00:04] <+atomic7732> with my voiceeee
[00:05] <+atomic7732> dar|craft tame ocelot with pork
[00:06] <+Naru523> fish
[00:06] <+muddykippy> you tame ocelot
[00:06] <+Naru523> you tame them with fishes
[00:06] <+muddykippy> by sacrificing atomic to it
[00:06] <+Naru523> raw fishes
[00:06] <+atomic7732> oh crap
[00:06] <+Dar|craft> okok
[00:06] <+Naru523> kolkipz
[00:07] <+atomic7732> THINK OF THE RISKS
[00:07] <+muddykippy> :P
[00:07] <+atomic7732> WHAT IF YOU SACRIFICE ME
[00:07] <+atomic7732> AND IT'S NOT TAMED
[00:07] <+muddykippy> well
[00:07] <+muddykippy> then we sacrifice darvince

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #610 on: May 24, 2012, 09:48:43 PM »
God kol'd. Andromeda exploded.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #611 on: May 27, 2012, 12:23:44 AM »
[2012-05-27 00:08:33] <Dar|mapp> BLA IS PANSEXUAL
[2012-05-27 00:09:09] <atomic7732> what
[2012-05-27 00:09:13] <atomic7732> stop slandering
[2012-05-27 00:09:57] <Dar|mapp> nah
[2012-05-27 00:10:33] <BlaBla44> DANG STOP REVEALING ME
[2012-05-27 00:10:43] <Dar|mapp> kolwut
[2012-05-27 00:10:57] <BlaBla44> Btw I was going to have sex with a cup, not a pan. >:|
[2012-05-27 00:11:05] <Dar|mapp> wat
[2012-05-27 00:12:35] <atomic7732> I thought he was going to use a pot
[2012-05-27 00:12:41] <atomic7732> "sitting here having a amazing coversationtion tired AF"
[2012-05-27 00:12:45] <atomic7732> >conversationtion
[2012-05-27 00:12:46] <BlaBla44> Nah I only smoke that.
[2012-05-27 00:12:55] <atomic7732> you smoke a metal cooking device
[2012-05-27 00:12:55] <BlaBla44> So well I sort of suck potcock
[2012-05-27 00:13:04] * BlaBla44 flees
[2012-05-27 00:13:13] <BlaBla44> OK BACK TO MAPPING BLACRAFT
[2012-05-27 00:13:14] <atomic7732> I can just imagine that
[2012-05-27 00:13:21] <atomic7732> Bla out in the kitchen
[2012-05-27 00:13:28] <atomic7732> turn around the corner
[2012-05-27 00:13:35] <atomic7732> and Bla is sucking on the handle of a pot
[2012-05-27 00:13:44] <BlaBla44> .....Kol
[2012-05-27 00:13:56] <atomic7732> I DEMAND A FICTION
[2012-05-27 00:14:42] <BlaBla44> I could make a thread with a poll for whether there should be Blagayfics
[2012-05-27 00:15:04] * Naru523 spits out tea
[2012-05-27 00:15:07] <Dar|mapp> no there should be blaplatefics
[2012-05-27 00:15:11] <Naru523> WAT
[2012-05-27 00:15:12] <Dar|mapp> blaxplate
[2012-05-27 00:15:15] <Naru523> ko
[2012-05-27 00:15:19] <atomic7732> blaxkitchendevices
[2012-05-27 00:15:20] <BlaBla44> Bla/plate I demand
[2012-05-27 00:15:21] <Naru523> kol
[2012-05-27 00:15:25] <Dar|mapp> blaxdoorknob
[2012-05-27 00:15:25] <BlaBla44> Kololol
[2012-05-27 00:15:31] <Naru523> blaxkat
[2012-05-27 00:15:31] <atomic7732> ALL THE KITCHENWARE
[2012-05-27 00:15:39] <Naru523> blaxafricangreyparrot
[2012-05-27 00:15:42] <Dar|mapp> that would be a very angry kat
[2012-05-27 00:15:45] <BlaBla44> >:I
[2012-05-27 00:16:04] <BlaBla44> brb while sucking a knife

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #612 on: May 27, 2012, 03:48:41 AM »
<kip|ns>KOL
<kip|ns>bla's-gayfics
<kip|ns>wat.
<BlaBla44>Kol
<kip|ns>YOU ASKED FOR IT
- kip|ns is now known as kip|fic
<kip|fic>brb writing a gayfic
<BlaBla44>KOL
<kip|fic>ok a bit short
<kip|fic>but it's finished
<kip|fic>once upon a time name_a and name_b were gay. they saved the world by killing all the antigay people, and then hid the corpses where nuclear waste goes. then, they lived happily ever after.
<kip|fic>theend.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #613 on: May 27, 2012, 02:55:10 PM »
#wiki-hurricanes but still

Yqt1001   http://www.ghcc.msfc.nasa.gov/GOES/GOES21322012148JMR0Ws.jpg
[14:48]   Titoxd_   that's a hurricane
   Yqt1001   I have a feeling Florida is in for a surprise...
   Titoxd_   if it wasn't when the HH passed through the NW quadrant, it is now
[14:49]   Yqt1001   HH hasnt updated lately
[14:50]   Hurricanehink   Maybe they got something big
   Like a robot coming from the planet Mars
   Titoxd_   more likely they ran into aliens
[14:51]   Yqt1001   http://sheamacleod.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens.jpg
   thats required whenever someone mentions aliens
   Titoxd_   lol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #614 on: May 29, 2012, 10:22:22 AM »
I haff evidence.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #615 on: June 01, 2012, 03:52:05 PM »
kol srsbla is srs

[05:48.48] <+RedRainbow> I suggest everyone cut down on the complete randomness on the forum?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #616 on: June 02, 2012, 05:03:47 PM »
FAREWELL FOR I MUST DEPART TO THE LAND OF TILES AND PLUMBING

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #617 on: June 07, 2012, 01:17:34 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #618 on: June 07, 2012, 02:19:49 PM »


It gets worse and now I have to go over to the clubhouse if I want to see anything  :-[

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #619 on: June 07, 2012, 02:29:52 PM »
gj

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #622 on: June 07, 2012, 03:07:29 PM »
jg

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #623 on: June 13, 2012, 07:00:37 PM »
[18:46]   matty406   Why can't I stop finding this story funny? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litr
[18:47]   matty406   Just look at the Dwarf's face on the mural http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Thor_kicks_Litr.jpg

[18:55]   smjjames   Sort of like Thor goes and randomly kicks a random dwarf into the pyre.

Just something to put in here I guess.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #624 on: June 13, 2012, 07:12:10 PM »
Atomic: pony-toucher since 2012

Or you could try to touch it.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #625 on: June 15, 2012, 02:45:01 AM »
Hoot: this
Hoot: fucking anime
Hoot: crying
jackl: \o>
jackl: <o/
TheDrul: ?
jackl: \o/
jackl: <o>
jackl: \o/
jackl: I'm cheerleading
jackl: thelines are his arms
jackl: the o is his head
Hoot: STOP CHEERLEADING THIS ANIME
Hoot: IS HORRENDOUSLY SAD ;V;
TheDrul: you are dangerous person jackle
jackl: <o>
jackl: \o/
jackl: <o>
jackl: \o/
jackl: go team!

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #626 on: June 16, 2012, 03:55:21 AM »
SO STALE :o

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #627 on: June 16, 2012, 06:59:28 AM »
kol...

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #628 on: June 17, 2012, 07:28:40 PM »
<Fiha> My chromosomes are XX

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #629 on: June 17, 2012, 07:30:27 PM »
I corrected it to XY a second later. Your sentence is a lie.