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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #420 on: February 28, 2012, 06:06:25 PM »
Didn't know you had a kid Naru.

Hope he feels better.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #421 on: February 28, 2012, 06:12:42 PM »
No he's twelve.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #422 on: February 28, 2012, 06:13:11 PM »
No he aint.

Not unless he was married at 10 or younger: http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,1349.0.html
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #423 on: February 28, 2012, 06:23:33 PM »
lo smjjames, you seem to lurk a lot

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #424 on: February 28, 2012, 06:29:09 PM »
No, I didn't lurk before I joined, I did a search looking for reference of Naru having a kid, thus the kidney hit.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #425 on: February 28, 2012, 07:10:05 PM »
[Fiah]: Hello, citizens of Aeridani. Using the biotech researched in Cambridge and Boston, we are able to train 75 platoons of gorillas. This will stop any Starrie mechanical walker or hypersonic plane in their tracks. Did we mention we have created 12 divisions of Spitfire Gorrilas? They will protect Aeridani from all enemies.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #426 on: February 28, 2012, 07:18:23 PM »
You forgot the orbital skirt cannons.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #427 on: March 01, 2012, 04:17:16 PM »
[23:15] <+atomic7732> I mean matty said like 3 words today or something
[23:15] <+atomic7732> yes 3 words
[23:15] <+atomic7732> "ohey" "ohey" and "wat"

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #428 on: March 01, 2012, 11:03:24 PM »
Because atomic started sleeping. And because it was split between two conversations at first.

[2012-03-01 22:46:12] <atomic7732> wave function collapse
[2012-03-01 22:46:19] <atomic7732> Twilight can into quantum mechanicssssssssssssssss
[2012-03-01 22:46:42] <Darvince> *fires beam of charm quarks at you*
[2012-03-01 22:47:46] * atomic7732 fires top quarks back
[2012-03-01 22:47:59] <atomic7732> lol Twi has been reading for an hour
[2012-03-01 22:48:05] <atomic7732> ... I've been reading for an hour
[2012-03-01 22:49:16] <Darvince> you must be the male earthian twighlight sparkles
[2012-03-01 22:50:18] * Darvince fires back a beam of high energy neutrinos
[2012-03-01 22:50:21] <Darvince> baibai nue :)
[2012-03-01 22:51:06] <atomic7732> tell me what a low engery neutrino is, now!
[2012-03-01 22:51:08] <atomic7732> *energy
[2012-03-01 22:51:10] <Darvince> I've been reading for liek 5 hours
[2012-03-01 22:51:14] <Darvince> a normal neutrino
[2012-03-01 22:51:28] * atomic7732 pilot waves you
[2012-03-01 22:51:44] <atomic7732> pilot waves is best theory of quantum mechanics
[2012-03-01 22:52:28] * Darvince traverses your body in a planck time with brian greene
[2012-03-01 22:52:33] <Darvince> he's knitting the quantum foam
[2012-03-01 22:52:35] <Darvince> :)
[2012-03-01 22:55:34] <Darvince> well he unknitted the quantum foam around you
[2012-03-01 22:55:41] <Darvince> so you're not affected by any forces
[2012-03-01 22:55:42] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-01 22:57:13] <Darvince> prism slash is me when i take your breath and store it
[2012-03-01 22:57:15] <Darvince> :)
[2012-03-01 22:57:18] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-01 22:57:29] <Darvince> inside a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny green box
[2012-03-01 22:58:15] * atomic7732 puts a down quark in the tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny green box
[2012-03-01 22:58:21] <Darvince> oshi
[2012-03-01 22:58:22] <Darvince> t
[2012-03-01 22:58:32] <atomic7732> :)
[2012-03-01 22:58:41] * Darvince phylls urfaic with chlorophyll, and you turn green
[2012-03-01 22:58:52] <Darvince> there you may not eat for the rest of your life
[2012-03-01 22:58:59] * atomic7732 fills you with Beta Carotene
[2012-03-01 22:59:02] <atomic7732> you are now orange
[2012-03-01 22:59:03] <Darvince> oshi-
[2012-03-01 22:59:11] <Darvince> nO
[2012-03-01 22:59:39] * Darvince transplants bla's blapis organ to replace one of your kidneys
[2012-03-01 22:59:40] <atomic7732> oshi my mom is up
[2012-03-01 22:59:41] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-03-01 22:59:44] <atomic7732> fail
[2012-03-01 22:59:46] <atomic7732> off to sleep
[2012-03-01 22:59:47] * Darvince makes your other kidney stronger
[2012-03-01 22:59:57] <Darvince> suddenly, blue urine
[2012-03-01 23:00:05] <Darvince> kolkolkol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #429 on: March 02, 2012, 04:31:41 AM »
Stop stealing my organs while I'm sleeping. >:( Srsly it's pretty annoying.
I remember that night when my lungs were stolen... The next day... It was terrible.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #430 on: March 02, 2012, 04:53:02 AM »
kol bla using Srsly and inb4

ircinvasion is happenings

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #431 on: March 02, 2012, 05:31:59 AM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #432 on: March 02, 2012, 05:50:19 AM »
I would have done the same.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #433 on: March 02, 2012, 05:52:13 AM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #434 on: March 02, 2012, 06:18:14 PM »
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[20:13] <+skirtisan> kol

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #435 on: March 03, 2012, 06:16:19 AM »
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[08:15] <atomic7732> kol
[08:15] <+Darv|sleep_pang> ohi
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[08:15] <+skirtisan> KOL
[08:15] <+Darv|sleep_pang> tf skirt

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #436 on: March 03, 2012, 07:30:19 AM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #437 on: March 03, 2012, 10:22:34 AM »
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[12:21] <+skirtisan> ohi you
[12:21] <+skirtisan> what is this
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #438 on: March 03, 2012, 10:26:23 AM »
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #439 on: March 03, 2012, 10:41:30 AM »
[09:27] <+skirtisan> i shall now commence screen clear
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #440 on: March 03, 2012, 11:05:02 AM »
i'm cleeering screen for everyone
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #441 on: March 03, 2012, 11:35:08 AM »
[18:34] * +BlaBla44 puts a flinty rock in Matty's socks.
[18:34] <@atomic7732> flinty rocks are called flint bla
[18:34] <+BlaBla44> Ikr

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #442 on: March 03, 2012, 11:54:55 AM »
<Darvince>I'm surprised nothing's been safq'd yet

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #443 on: March 03, 2012, 12:26:11 PM »
<Darvince>I'm surprised nothing's been safq'd yet

What do you mean safq?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #444 on: March 03, 2012, 12:28:27 PM »
Look at the topic title. :P

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #445 on: March 03, 2012, 12:54:03 PM »
I'm such a derp today I guess.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #446 on: March 03, 2012, 01:20:21 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #447 on: March 03, 2012, 01:20:30 PM »

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #448 on: March 03, 2012, 01:20:39 PM »
AHHH ninja'd by a bla

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #449 on: March 04, 2012, 10:10:17 AM »
literally 1/2 second apart

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