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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #270 on: January 22, 2012, 10:04:27 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #271 on: January 22, 2012, 10:06:35 PM »
What is this madness.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #272 on: January 22, 2012, 10:08:52 PM »
 Darvince refines the calendar without the whatsoever yeti.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #273 on: January 22, 2012, 10:11:20 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #274 on: January 22, 2012, 10:15:24 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #275 on: January 22, 2012, 10:16:29 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #276 on: January 22, 2012, 10:28:13 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #277 on: January 22, 2012, 10:32:23 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #278 on: January 22, 2012, 10:38:15 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #279 on: January 23, 2012, 04:01:31 AM »
wtf.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #280 on: January 23, 2012, 05:13:12 AM »
[01:57]   Darvince   yyg
[01:59]   atomic7732   dra
   asleeporsumthin   sil
Dohoho

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #281 on: January 23, 2012, 06:20:39 AM »
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Out of all of that, this was the best one. :P

Child manufactures Carbon Monoxide Poisoning.
This one was pretty good too.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #282 on: January 23, 2012, 08:21:52 AM »
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What site lets you make those? :P

And just in my defense, my skirt is 36 km2, and Synesthesia is a 50 slot server with a 9 km2 skirt! My skirt is actually big! I just won't let you stretch it out and twist and ruin it so much it becomes unmappable. :P

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #283 on: January 23, 2012, 09:28:48 AM »
Synesthesia needs a larger skirt then. Tell them to skirtgrade up.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #284 on: January 23, 2012, 07:01:41 PM »
[19:59] <+skirtisan> SPEEL IT RITE

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #285 on: January 23, 2012, 07:11:59 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #286 on: January 23, 2012, 07:19:27 PM »
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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #287 on: January 24, 2012, 06:01:04 PM »
   atomic7732   it changes every 10 minutes automagically
   I don't do a thing
   Darvince   i know
   that's why i told you to stawp
   atomic7732   noooooop
   Darvince   because i en-
   atomic7732   joy
   Anya-oneechan   you
   atomic7732   clopping
   Darvince   inb4 new narufic about darvato
   atomic7732   oshi
   Darvince   kolkolkolkol
   i revealed you
   !!
   atomic7732   naru go away
   Anya-oneechan   My free space only has 1 GB left because of all those fics
[17:18]   >.>
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   about darvato
   (on this laptop anyways)

Because no one else posted it.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #288 on: January 24, 2012, 06:12:54 PM »
[20:10] <+skirtisan> oshit, dan's on the fiction thread lurking
[20:10] <+a7732|hw> wut how do you know
[20:10] <+skirtisan> open his profile
[20:11] <+skirtisan> and then last posts
[20:11] <+skirtisan> and then "viewed"
[20:11] <+Darvince> where's viewed
[20:11] <+a7732|hw> where is viewed

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #289 on: January 24, 2012, 06:41:54 PM »
shmoopydarv fail
[2012-01-24 18:31:40] <Shmoop> fuck you, your daddy, your religion and your way of life
[2012-01-24 18:31:50] <Darvince> fuck atheism?
[2012-01-24 18:31:52] <Darvince> XD
[2012-01-24 18:31:57] <Shmoop> oh nevermind then
[2012-01-24 18:32:02] <Darvince> i thought i'd never hear that out of you
[2012-01-24 18:32:17] <Shmoop> well technically I said 'religion'
[2012-01-24 18:32:23] <Shmoop> and atheism isn't a religion
[2012-01-24 18:32:27] <Darvince> true
[2012-01-24 18:32:29] <Darvince> liar
[2012-01-24 18:32:36] <Shmoop> true liar?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #290 on: January 24, 2012, 07:40:29 PM »
Shmoopy   you should write mlp erotic slashfiction
   a7732|hw   ... wtf
   matty406   pffffffffff
   a7732|hw   that's for fiah to do

I'll just be uhhh... over there... hiding.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #291 on: January 24, 2012, 08:27:09 PM »
uHHH,

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #292 on: January 24, 2012, 10:15:57 PM »
Shmoopy   you should write mlp erotic slashfiction
   a7732|hw   ... wtf
   matty406   pffffffffff
   a7732|hw   that's for fiah to do

I'll just be uhhh... over there... hiding.

Is that a challenge?

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #293 on: January 24, 2012, 11:13:17 PM »
No, silly filly.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #294 on: January 25, 2012, 06:13:14 AM »
Shmoopy   you should write mlp erotic slashfiction
   a7732|hw   ... wtf
   matty406   pffffffffff
   a7732|hw   that's for fiah to do

I'll just be uhhh... over there... hiding.

Is that a challenge?

* atomic7732 peeks around the corner

Uhhmmm... Maybe...

>.>
<.<

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #295 on: January 25, 2012, 08:26:15 AM »
Shmoopy   you should write mlp erotic slashfiction
   a7732|hw   ... wtf
   matty406   pffffffffff
   a7732|hw   that's for fiah to do

I'll just be uhhh... over there... hiding.

Is that a challenge?

* atomic7732 peeks around the corner

Uhhmmm... Maybe...

>.>
<.<

* atomic7732 takes off running

It's not going to be super duper interesting...

They are horses after all, so no going into the locker room and picking the girl up, etc.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #296 on: January 25, 2012, 08:45:47 AM »
I said I'd also have a go at this. It was probably the tiredness talking but I'll try as well.
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[02:38] <matty406> I don't know how 'far' to go.
[02:38] * +Shmoopy (48d0e37a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.208.227.122) Quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)
[02:38] <+spambot1> bump
[02:38] <+atomic7732> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction umwhat
[02:39] <matty406> Without it getting weird
[02:39] <+atomic7732> meh just be a fiah
[02:39] <+atomic7732> that way
[02:39] <+atomic7732> nothing is wierd
[02:39] <+atomic7732> and all of our "opiums" on you, go down
[02:40] <matty406> Licence to write acquired.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #297 on: January 25, 2012, 10:00:41 AM »
Slash fiction?

That looks 7.4 gold ores cute gayyay. :)

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #298 on: January 25, 2012, 10:04:26 AM »
Slash fiction?

That looks 7.4 gold ores cute gayyay. :)

But we have two female horses and one male. So it would have to be a Gender-bender slashfiction.

Unless we do a femslash.

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Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
« Reply #299 on: January 25, 2012, 10:52:19 AM »
Or not use OCs

And Evanya is male