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Chef Programming Language
« on: July 02, 2011, 04:41:11 PM »
http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/chef.html

As stated on his website, "Chef is a programming language in which programs look like recipes."

The variables are the ingredients.

Example:

Hello World Souffle.

This recipe prints the immortal words "Hello world!", in a basically brute force way. It also makes a lot of food for one person.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl. Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put red salmon into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put water into the mixing bowl. Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put eggs into the mixing bowl. Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 04:41:38 PM »
Get out.

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 04:44:10 PM »

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2011, 04:50:02 PM »
Raging Darvince is (a) beast.
Fix'd.

Anyway. I don't understand the language at all.

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2011, 04:50:42 PM »
Nue does not accept memes. Lame.

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 04:51:45 PM »
Raging Darvince is (a) beast.
Fix'd.

Anyway. I don't understand the language at all.
The language is easy to understand I think.

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 04:53:30 PM »
STOP

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2011, 04:55:06 PM »

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2011, 04:56:11 PM »
So They Own Pakistan?

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2011, 04:56:20 PM »
NO YOU
ARE DUMB (directed to Darvince).

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2011, 04:59:07 PM »

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Re: Chef Programming Language
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2011, 05:04:43 PM »
i hate you deo