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Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« on: June 19, 2016, 11:12:34 PM »
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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2016, 11:23:29 PM »
never have i wanted to learn more about hotdongs

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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2016, 11:59:34 PM »
this sounds exactly like something i would type.

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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2016, 12:00:29 AM »
the second part is exactly what you typed kolok himmler

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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2016, 12:01:06 AM »
lmao

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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2016, 12:01:46 AM »
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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2017, 04:22:39 PM »
Chapter 2
Having the concept of the self. Existing within the concept. What is a concept? Are you a concept? Can I touch you? No you can't, creep, get away from me. Haha, says the old woman. She inserts her credit card in the orifice to achieve enlightenment once again in this classy casino for only thirty six minutes. Anyone who sees me on the other side cannot help but wonder if the other side even exists at all. They disprove themselves. I stop existing. The existence within itself does not achieve until gonads have transmitted all their frequencies to the SUBER BRIAN and have developed a telekinetic influence over both the world and the mental prowess. Elon Musk is a mental prowess the likes of which havne't been seen since 2017, August 25th. Who is the future? I am the future. I will guide you to the future where you cannot get, receive, or transmit AIDS in any way, shape, or form. I have concepts. You do not. You are lowly one dimensional being whom does not sense the higher meme powers at work in the 21st century. Anyone would be lucky to have you. You don't even exist. You don't eat. You don't shit. You breathe air in order to intake the wondrous illustrious worlds of that be. We be. Wee bee beenis. Benis cock world domination eat my Roman Empire you fraud burdon.

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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2017, 04:23:10 PM »
literally right after posting this I farted very loudly and strongly

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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2017, 07:59:59 AM »
Chapter 3
      The ethereal form. The sold body. I look down upon it, why? Why? Why? How could you Darvince? Why did you eat yourself just to give up your entire body to the capitalists? Have you ever even ever even ever even ever even ever eev e e e eevee eevee eevee humvee ambulance lance is a cat is also a paladin of your co-morbid obsession with ponies. Everyone loves ponies.
      Do you heed my eat my pony, you wordless existence?!?! I think not. I live in fraud. I live in hell. It's nice here. There's a girl and a potato and a fire and ten drugs to choose from and like thirty million gay men who lived in Nazi Germany and now they're dead because they lived in Nazi Germany. They got sent to hell because they stopped believing in hare krishna jesus christ satan himmler gorchul about three seconds before they died and split into their ten component selves ok?!
      You have seen the AIDS after death but after death is only a fraud because usually after death you don't find anyone there except yourself. Yourself. Yourself. Yourselfe. Yourlsef. Yourslef. Yorslef. Yorsef. Yosef. Jose.f Josef. Joseph. Josehp of Aramaia and now he's after you again to get the baby out of your womb? How dare he! No one compares to Mary the Runner who ran all the way across the empty desert of the Sinai to reach Egypt and found in Egypt like thirty Roman men who wanted her luscious ass along with their teenage boy slaves. Slaves! Slaves. Slave. Give me your free ( fraud sex ) and your Seb will only find twenty bags to pick up at the airport. Why are there twenty bags? The trained men appear. They are in tight conformity. They are arranged. You ask them their arrangement. They say their arrangement is 4*5 because four times five equals twenty and they are twenty men. You ask them to end their arrangement. They all cry in unison, "Not again!" and run away from each other. The six on the inside are all completely naked. You cover them with a cloth. The cloth is not big enough, so they become a arranged again. Then the fourteen come back and you are 14 years old again. You are the younger than them. What do you think? Do you think it's sexy? Do you think it's ( fraud ) ? I have heard tales of the fraud but then no it all melts away and you find yourself back in Egypt and your name is once again Mary the Runner. You Run all the way back to Israel just in time to have a baby but little did you know that three Persian philosophers and like five billion people would be tricked by your son's existence. He is born. You name him Jesus. Why do you name him that, Mary?

      "I like the name," Mary says.
      "I am God, and I command you to name him something else," says no one.
      We both ask no one who they are. There is no reply, because it was no one. No one can say anything for the next twenty days. We are all trying to speak toe ach other and take care of the baby. The baby does not like being taken care of, and we begin to feel religious around him. He is a religion. I am the religion's answer. Now give me AIDS or I will become a ( postmodern chimpanzee capitalist fraud burdon )

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Re: Getting, Receiving, and Transmitting AIDS
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2017, 02:13:32 PM »
Chapter IV
This is the adventures of Jesus when he was a burdon of proof. He had acknowledged two zomboid twins when they shifted a burdon of proof onto him to him to prove to them that they were zombies. And Jesus said, "Wait a minute, where's the verses? This isn't what I'm saying either."

1"That's better. Now how about those zombies?? They say to me they don't exist but I know they exist because I saw them and that's how you prove something.
2"They told me that they liked to eat the meat that rests inside our skulls, but I don't know what that meat does but they told me it makes them smart so I believed them because what else could I do?
3"Then they found me resting in a cave and stood beside me.
4"I didn't know what to do. They weren't saying anything, only watching me watch them, all three of us waiting for any one of us to make a single move.
5"Then, the one on the left said, 'I'm a girl' and the one on the right said, 'I'm a boy'. So I asked them their ages.
6"The left one said she was 12, and the right one said he was 7. But they looked much older than that.
7allahu akbar they dont even exist and this is all a ruse wake up from your 1907 slumber haha 1895 years have passed since then and dont syou see jkolok. the verses were to make it good cause its a good day to be a good day to be a good day to be a good man to have a good life ok you dont see it speesbob thats cause youre 75 years old.
8can u believe this man he lives in a book and saiys us to things we have to do in the real world well i'll just advance past him and discover the original texts because my name is einstein kolok yeah tahts what i'm going to do ya u cant stop me now.
9its 1922 and i've discovered something that is probably what is in the original texts ya its called general relativity and u can use it and find all sorts of dongers and calculationing the proper position of things in the sky and the universe becomes much more open wehn you do this because now u see you can get all the way to the other end of the universe
10wait no you cant this fuckuero named hubble just said that the universe is expanding like a big cunt so my plant ot go to the end of your face is not possible because you cant go across ur expanding face facst enough to beat the big bang kolok
11lets write a new book
12ok and lets not use verses in this new book lets call it "physics textbook" ya
13oops i tripped on a postmodernism
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