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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #181 on: April 30, 2018, 01:14:22 PM »
falsa

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #182 on: April 30, 2018, 01:44:19 PM »

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #183 on: May 01, 2018, 04:36:26 PM »
have a nicea falsa with your lie chips

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« Reply #184 on: May 01, 2018, 05:43:11 PM »
absolute dominion of the earth is all that we require

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #185 on: May 01, 2018, 06:55:27 PM »
thats a mighty fine avatar u got there mayte

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #186 on: May 01, 2018, 06:56:06 PM »
time to U P D A T E

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #187 on: May 01, 2018, 06:59:31 PM »
haha yes cropped yiff

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #188 on: May 01, 2018, 06:59:40 PM »
oopdate'd

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #189 on: May 01, 2018, 07:13:27 PM »
very noice

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #190 on: May 02, 2018, 12:07:29 AM »
please, enter my apartment to eat the hand-made trinkets and beads i've made for everyone. you're very welcome, they're made of quartz, steel, or gemstones

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #191 on: May 02, 2018, 01:07:02 AM »
oh stacy i sure do love the taste of rubies

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #192 on: May 02, 2018, 01:53:21 AM »
ah yes my favorite dietary items: rocks
its a good thing my nanites can handle this

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #193 on: May 02, 2018, 11:33:55 AM »
the true heroes of the twenty first century so far are the catboys

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #194 on: May 03, 2018, 05:19:15 AM »
observe the Other to know whether you are conscious or not

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #195 on: May 03, 2018, 01:07:51 PM »
cause of death: everything

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #196 on: May 03, 2018, 01:59:45 PM »
severe health threat

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« Reply #197 on: May 03, 2018, 06:25:54 PM »
cause of death: existentialism

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #198 on: May 04, 2018, 07:22:14 AM »
a shitpost a day keeps the psychiatrists very fascinated

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« Reply #199 on: May 05, 2018, 07:41:53 AM »
a a day keeps the away

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« Reply #200 on: May 05, 2018, 10:46:03 AM »
a day a day keeps death away

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #201 on: May 05, 2018, 11:55:42 AM »
i've already used up my creative juices for the day by writing bad things

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #202 on: May 05, 2018, 02:40:51 PM »
Well, that's a babberoni cabbage

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #203 on: May 08, 2018, 06:39:35 PM »
when creative particles and anger particles combine, watch out

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #204 on: May 10, 2018, 10:40:45 AM »
the three seasons: jam, jellies, and preservatives

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #205 on: May 19, 2018, 12:37:57 PM »
[Verse 1]
I wanna be on the front line, knotted up suit ties
Talking like a headstrong mamma
Got a picture in your wallet
Making me a habit, wearing your vintage t-shirt
Tied ribbons on your top hat
Telling me I'm all that, just like the girls from your hometown
Sweet blooded and up-stranded
See if I can stand it, drinking in the shallow water

[Pre-Chorus]
Magnetic everything about you
You really got me, now

[Chorus]
You took to me so well
Uerotic taking over me
Make me feel like someone else
You got me talking in my sleep
I don't wanna come back down
I don't wanna touch the ground
Pacific Ocean, dug so deep
Uerotic taking over me

[Verse 2]
White threads on my laces
Stuck on the hinges, swinging the door to the back yard
Cut splinters, walk a tightrope
Spun like a bandage touch on the outer surface
Bright eyes of the solstice wherever your mind is headed for a freight train city
Locked up till you're moonlit
Brushing my hair back, feeling your lips on my cold neck
 

[Pre-Chorus]
Magnetic everything about you
You really got me, now

[Chorus]
You took to me so well
Uerotic taking over me
Make me feel like someone else
You got me talking in my sleep
I don't wanna come back down
I don't wanna touch the ground
Pacific Ocean, dug so deep
Uerotic taking over me
Uerotic taking over me

You took to me so well
Uerotic taking over me
Make me feel like someone else
You got me talking in my sleep
I don't wanna come back down
I don't wanna touch the ground
Pacific Ocean, dug so deep
Uerotic taking over me

[Outro]
Uerotic taking over me
Uerotic taking over me

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #206 on: May 19, 2018, 04:06:40 PM »
mmmhhmmm that's good sheeit right thea fam 'sq'`~ua'd"`

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #207 on: May 24, 2018, 01:42:16 PM »
can't wait for 2019 so i can bump threads that had their last post 10 years ago

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #208 on: June 03, 2018, 04:05:54 PM »
the uerism is nearing its peak

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Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
« Reply #209 on: June 03, 2018, 04:46:13 PM »
negative uero advection