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Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:17:35 PM »
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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2014, 08:28:42 PM »






oh dang those are some sexy sepals

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2014, 11:20:02 PM »
By Alla- err. Jesus. we are evil mutilators

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 07:47:46 AM »
plants r byootiful. qatar will of love ur gift

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 08:22:28 AM »
Flowers are prostitutes. To pollinate, some orchids trick spiders into having sex with them. I don't want your slut testes.

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2014, 11:03:23 AM »
what the christ no they r of lovely

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 11:06:44 AM »
Well, here's something from a child's cartoon I found disturbing:

<Person One>: That's not dog shampoo, it's actual dog poo-
<Person Two>: Stick sauce.
<Person Three>: Stick sauce? So that's why it tasted so geeeewd!
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 12:45:18 PM by Xriqxa »

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2014, 01:02:48 PM »
oh silly me i thought we were supposed to post things relevant to the topic at hand

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 09:45:51 AM »
I had some delicious spaghetti the other night, I'm not sure how it was made though. I'll have to ask my aunt.

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2014, 09:49:48 AM »


[Intro]
Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

[Verse 1]
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes gravity
Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's spaghetti
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)

[Verse 2]
The spaghetti's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This spaghetti is mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World spaghetti
A normal life is spaghetti; but superspaghetti's
Close to spaghetti, it only grows harder
Homie grows spaghetti, he blows it's all over
These hoes is all spaghetti, coast to coast spaghetti
He's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown spaghetti from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own spaghetti
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold spaghetti
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and spaghetti. And so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti
But the beat goes on: da-da-dum da-dum da-dah

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)

[Verse 3]
No more games, I'mma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs spaghetti
I was playin' in the spaghetti, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and spaghetti'ed off stage
But I kept rhyming and spaghetti right in the next cipher
Best believe somebody's spaghetti'ing the Pied Piper
All the spaghetti inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my spaghetti
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Spaghetti for my family, cause man, these God damn
Food stamps don't buy spaghetti, and there's no movie
There's no Mekhi spaghetti, this is my life
And this spaghetti is so hard, and it's getting even harder
Tryin' to feed and water my spaghetti plus, teeter-totter
Caught up between being spaghetti and a prima donna
Baby momma drama, screaming on her too much for me to wanna
Stay in spaghetti, another day of spaghetti
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like spaghetti
To formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot
Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Spaghetti I love you but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in spaghetti's Lot
So here I go it's my shot. Spaghetti: fail me not
This may be the only spaghetti that I got

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)

[Outro]
Spaghetti

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 09:52:46 AM »
the other day i was talking to my lawyer on my mobile phone and i almost tripped over a water bottle! it was quit dangerous, mostly because of the fact that i couldnt see it due to the fog. i was on my way to the sale at the brick, hoping to get a deal on their furniture section, while combing my hair

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 09:56:06 AM »

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2014, 02:46:05 PM »
My grandmother is an odd one. I was eating with her and others a few hours ago. She turned her head and looked at my till I looked up. She said, "I like baseball" out of nowhere and then made the duck face.
Hey, I found where I inherited my brain.


I'll wait till advanced VR so I can smell them.

I'm allergic to flowers.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 02:52:11 PM by Xriqxa »

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Re: Qatar I got u sum plant genitals
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2014, 07:24:06 PM »
you could've said that in the first place instead of derailing the topic