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You start in the center of the room, all at almost exactly the same spot. It is hot because the room is small. You may move 5 meters per turn, or explore one meter per turn.
CURRENT SETTING AND MODIFIERS:
Modifiers
Unconcious people and those locked in long actions are unable to take turns: Bla, Dar, Ato, TMC
-5 for anyone "hazy" unless their action concerns breaking the haze or going to sleep.
-1 for everyone due to teleportation confusion.
-1 for anyone in a cold climate that is in the closet, nude or not.
-1 for anyone in a temperate climate that is in the closet, clothed.
-1 for TheMooCows moving due to an injured knee.
Time: 20:36, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
Everyone but Dan and Mudkipz are in someone's closet, presumably male. The room is brightened by an open door accomplished by Dan Dixon. Several people have fallen into unconciousness, presumably back into it. There are also some piles of clothes on the floor, mostly jeans but a couple shirts. There are shirts and pants obstructing Bla's and Hellpotatoe's view. The temperature is a (warm for some) 82F/28C. Some are completely nude because the clothes didn't teleport with them.
Dan, Mudkipz, and Bong are in this person's room, and the person is currently absent. Fiah is in the bathroom.
SETTING FOR ROUND 1:
The time is 8:30pm. Inside, in this closet it is 88F/31C. In the rest of the house, it is only 66F/19C. Outside, it is 4F/-16C.
Nobody is wearing anything. The closet is full of clothes. The room is pitch black at a nearly uniform temperature. There are boxes on the floor and some clothes strewn around. There are shirts and pants obstructing Bong's, Fiah's, Matty's, Bla's, Hellpotatoe's, and Tuto's view. Currently, you have three options after you join:
1. Find out who is next to you.
2. Search around and see if any clothes fit.
3. Attempt to open the steel closet door.
Current players:
atomic7732 - Orange
Bla - Bright Green
bong_ - Yellow
Darvince - Greenish Cyan
FiahOwl - Purple
Hellpotatoe - Tan
matty406 - Bright Blue
Naru523 - Maroon
smjjames - Green
TheMooCows - Scarlet
Tuto - Baby Blue
Yqt1001 - Steel Blue
NPCs with Actions:
Dan Dixon - Black
(http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9317.0;attach=21772;image)
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1
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1.
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join the game
*cums*
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Imma try #3
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You neglected to say whether it was dark or not.
*joins*
I pick 1.
Edit: Wait, why did you make a second thread for this? Just wondering.
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joinu why is tmc here what
find out who the crap is squishing me
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This makes no sense but ok I pick 1 I think.
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It's not supposed to make sense yqt.
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3
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darv you put 6 open slots
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Hellpotatoe, Bla, matty406, join!
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hellpotatoe will, not sure about Bla, matty will be liek, can i be in the kitchen kthxbye
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Btw, I am playing. I choose 1. For RP purposes.
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hellpotatoe will, not sure about Bla, matty will be liek, can i be in the kitchen kthxbye
*join*
Its pretty warm there *option 3*
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nothing I can't stand :P
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Hey how come Im not in the game? :l
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Just normal Californian summer weather, nothing I can't stand :P
Meanwhile, I am passing out from the heat!
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I join and pick 1.
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Tuto, because you have to join in the thread.
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1.
....
Did you miss that? :P
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yes
did it magically appear just now
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yes
did it magically appear just now
lol, I guess for you.
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there are three blue characters (kip, matty, tuto) and red is also taken (themoocows)
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Get me the sugging cloths
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darvince there's no point of number one, you can already see from the picture
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but it doesn't matter, you already know
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That's what roleplaying is for.
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Updated OP. If 10 out of the 12 current players want to start, then we'll go ahead.
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Two of the colors are very similar to each other.
We should start soon (and without bong)
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i vote to start
see the difference?
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inb4 this thread becomes an image spam thread.
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Vote, 1.
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Crazy Google Chrome getting us all confused into thinking the views were guests.
Are we on turn or still doing turn 1?
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no this is only 6 out of the 10 people required
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kol 585
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"viewed 294 times."
lol.
Edit: Better choice NUMBER 2
And I vote to start since no one will join.
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votee to srate hellptoatoe
and fiah has a 1882 on
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Vote to start.
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I vote to start now I guess ???
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yes
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Okay let's get this ball rolling.
Time: 20:30, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
In someone's closet, unknown gender. The room is almost pitch black but people can feel that there are boxes in the empty spaces where people aren't. There are also some piles of clothes on the floor, of unknown type. There are shirts and pants obstructing Bong's, Fiah's, Matty's, Bla's, Hellpotatoe's, and Tuto's view. The temperature is a (nearly unbearable for some) 90F/32C. Everyone is nude because the clothes didn't teleport with them.
Starting NPCs
Dan Dixon
Naru523
Due to your cloud of confusion from being teleported, you get -5 for all subsequent rolls in this thread until you are out of the closet. For those being affected by the heat, you get an additional -2 to your rolls.
atomic7732
6-5, 1/10
You find out that Dan, mudkipz, Fiah, smjjames, and Darvince are invading your personal space. There are clothes on the floor in front of you. You feel uncomfortable due to the heat, but are not fased as it is lesser than the Arizona heat you are used to. You contract into smjjames, and Darvince pulls closer to you.
Bla
4-5-2, -3/10
You find two small, cute, friendly boxes behind you. One of them seems to have a smile on it. It is very hot and you are sweating profusely. You notice a nude Hellpotatoe, matty, smjjames, and a nude TMC in front of you. You lean against the back wall.
bong_
4-5, -1/10
You attempt to open the door that you think is in front of you, but you cannot see and instead you accidentally grab your older brother's back and kick him in the butt. You notice the heat but don't really care.
Darvince
6-5, 1/10
You inspect your local situation, and find out that your senpai is next to you! Also, smjjames is breathing down your back, and you can barely make out TMC who is next to you. There are several items of clothing in front of you. A box lays beneath your right hand. You are facing the wall, and begin to mutter about how weird it all is.
FiahOwl
2-5, -3/10
You notice quickly that it is a closet and begin searching for cloths to resurrect your broken pride. You find something that feels like jeans, and you try to get it off but you smack presumably atomic or mudkipz in the head with them.
Hellpotatoe
3-5, -2/10
You feel like you are sedated, so you try to open the door that you assume is in front of you. Instead, you feel Naru's warm back and pout in the darkness.
matty406
10-5-2, 3/10
You attempt to search for clothes vigorously, but you find smjjames's and Fiah's back.
mudkipz
8-5, 3/10
You attempt to discover who or what is around you, when suddenly your kipsenses jump into alignment! You can suddenly see with full clarity that Damn dixon, Kalassak, and bong_ are surrounding you. You try to punch bong in the face. Kol.
smjjames
4-5, -1/10
You try to find who is around you, only to be bumped into by atomic. You feel cramped as the closet is only about 78"/200cm. However, you do find out that TMC, Darvince, and Fiah are next to you. You feel two breathing people on your back.
TheMooCows
1-5, -4/10
In the utter confusion, you wham your knee into the box, probably containing cleaning supplies, in front of you. -1 on rolls to movement.
Tuto99
8-5, 3/10
You feel like it's a typical Florida summer, but it's darker than night! You see Yqt and Hellpotatoe near you, and a slightly taller box is next to you. You detect Blaist mutterings and conclude that Bla is past the box.
Yqt1001
2-5-2, -5/10
Being the Canadian that you are, you feel a compulsive need to apologize for the heat. However, you resist this and find that you are surrounded by... strange people.
NPC Roll(s)
Dan Dixon chose 3.
8-5-2, 1/10
As you can detect a very hot door near you, you try to push it open, and succeed ever so slightly. There is now a bit of light flooding into the room! You see mudkipz and atomic behind you and next to you. The confusion is reduced to -3 for the next round(s).
Naru523 chose 1.
3-5, -2/10
You see Yqt, Hellpotatoe, and TMC nearby to you in the confusion. You feel like going back to sleep.
You may now submit your actions in bold.
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I act like it wasn't me and by god search for more clothes
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CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES
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I MUST APOLOGIZE
I will be the last one in!
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I attempt to make out with nue
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I try to find clothes...
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Attempt to put on the clothes obstructing my view.
oshi- forgot about the temperature ok
Inspect the seemingly cute, friendly boxes for their suspicious contents.
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Grab a bunch of clothes and put them on.
Also magik everybody into maleness, lol
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I laugh at everyone worried about finding clothes, and then inquire into the darvincian mutterings... only to find her blunt approach and... accept.
forget the door
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*grab clothes because outside is problably cold, try to walk to door*
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it's pretty cold up in new jersey, so like make me immune to some level of coldness
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waiting on tuto and yqt
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bong it doesn't reach to teh negatives fahrenheit there, so nnno!
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*Attempts to find clothes to avoid natural discomfort from being naked.*
Oh wait are we naked?
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all the hippies are now trying to find clothes
The only hippies here are the ones avoiding clothes
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all the hippies are now trying to find clothes
The only hippies here are the ones avoiding clothes
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you people are boring
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I assume that Danbot is male, but and Narubot?
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I assume that Danbot is male, but and Narubot?
they should be androgynous
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(http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9317.0;attach=21771;image) lable this please thanks
there's like 4 of the same color, darvince's descriptions arn't enough
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(http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9317.0;attach=21771;image) lable this please thanks
there's like 4 of the same color, darvince's descriptions arn't enough
The blue between the orange and the reddish (and the under the dark green) is Darvince
Tuto is the one in right (above me)
Under me and Tuto is Yqt, I think
and the one above the dark green is matty
I THINK
But yes, label :P
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matty is bright blue
yqt is steel blye
who is it that is under darvince and nue
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matty is bright blue
yqt is steel blye
who is it that is under darvince and nue
the DARVINCyan one? Its darvince
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find and join kalassak and darvince
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you already did your action you mothersugger
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I thought he deleted it. Also the action makes no sense what exactly does he expect to join... ?
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he thinks he gets to join in me making out w/ you
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Time: 20:31, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
In someone's closet, presumably male. The room is slightly brightened by a small opening in the door accomplished by Dan Dixon. Several people have fallen into unconciousness, presumably back into it. There are also some piles of clothes on the floor, mostly jeans but a couple shirts. There are shirts and pants obstructing Fiah's, Bla's, Hellpotatoe's view. The temperature is a (nearly unbearable for some) 88F/31C. Most are completely nude because the clothes didn't teleport with them.
Due to your cloud of confusion from being teleported, you get -3 for all subsequent rolls in this thread until you are out of the closet. For those being affected by the heat, you get an additional -2 to your rolls.
FiahOwl:
6-3, 3/10
You apologize to atomic but he doesn't respond, as he is busy with Darvince. You try to find any underpants to no avail. However, you find two shirts that you think are male shirts. The first one is just a plain light grey shirt that is too large for you, while the second looks to be an older, smaller, slightly reflective blue shirt with this (http://lh3.ggpht.com/-0UiGhor3hk8/SthsDUaBiHI/AAAAAAAAFqY/C-EfoYXqwfA/IMG_3798.JPG) bovine in the center. You put it on, and it fits well eough for you to accept it!
matty406:
5-3-2, 0/10
You attempt to sink back in to the corner, only to bump into bong trying to join... interesting happenings. He makes a fuss, and you don't find any clothes.
mudkipz:
3-3, 0/10
You try to find clothes but punch Damn Dixon in the butt because you are too light-headed to focus. You immediately try to apologize, and Dan accepts nervously.
Yqt1001:
4-3-2, -1/10
You again attempt to apologize but fall forward and go unconcious. You do not have to submit an action for the next turn.
Darvince:
6-3, 3/10
Since you are already leaning on senpai, you try and turn yourself around to be in a better position to make out, bumping into smjjames. -1 on rolls interacting with smj. However, once you turn yourself around you smack atomic on the cheek with your lips and grab him in full embrace. You do not have to submit an action for the next turn as you are locked in making out with atomic.
TheMooCows:
2-3-1, -2/10
You try to find clothes, while turning around jumping because there are none in front of you. You hear that the floor is creaking and realize that you are stuck on the second floor with 13 naked strangers surrounding you. You are mortified and feel like blacking out again. In your haze, you are not required to submit an action for the next round, but you may if you desire.
Bla:
2-3-2, -3/10
You try to open the smaller box, but you don't notice that you are again going unconcious, which is where you determine that you were before. You sit on the smaller box, and it amazingly doesn't collapse and within seconds you black out again. You also do not have to submit anything for the next round.
smjjames:
4-3, 1/10
Trying to put on all the clothes, you wham into Darvince turning around. While apologizing, you inspect the pants and the two shirts that you grabbed. The pants are jeans, too small for you to wear. You see that one shirt is a small, old white shirt with Gravity Cat on it. The other one is a larger, plaid blue and red button-up shirt. They seem to belong to someone about 16 to 18 years of age.
atomic7732:
10-3, 7/10
You chuckle at most people looking for clothes and hear Darvince calmly say:
"Want to make out?"
You reply with a light prod on (his?) cheek and then kiss (him?). You say "Screw the open door." You are locked in this with Darvince for the next turn, you do not need to submit an action.
Hellpotatoe:
10-3, 7/10
You gather the clothes above you, and inspect of them, seeing if any fit. You see than there is a shirt than is of "hello friends i am here. goodbye friends i am gone." There are also two pairs of jeans, one of them is bigger than the other. You put on the smaller one. Only then do you notice through your concentration that there is more light, so the door must be open. You try to get to it, and bump into a nearly unconcious TheMooCows. You apologize in Portuguese.
Tuto99:
6-3, 3/10
You try to grab clothes but there is an unconcious Yqt in front of you! You feel the compulsive need to help, but you think (he?) is sleeping so you gently shake (him?). Nothing happens. You search for clothes instead, but find that the closet isn't as full as you first thought. You grab the only piece of clothes that you can reach without interrupting anyone else. You find that it is a slightly too big black "stained" tshirt that looks like it has a head of blond hair on it without a face. You also find a yellow zip-up hoodie. You put on the shirt anyways.
bong:
4-3, 1/10
Matty bumps in to you, and you start bitching at him for "being gay" and then realize that Bla is there. You still hold your grudge and teel him that you want to be unbanned on Blacraft. You see that atomic and Darv are making out and think you want to join. You bump into Fiah and your brother while trying to get to them, and shout at mudkipz. He responds "you are the worst mothersugger i have seen since the last kolkon."
NPC rolls
Dan Dixon
8-3, 5/10
You try to finish opening the closet door and accomplish to open it about 5 more inches. Light is now flooding into the closet, and you leave. You bask in the sudden coolness of the room, and see that in the opposing corner there is a full bed with its sheets lazily across it, not properly set. The window is also next to it. You go towards the window and look outside, carefully making sure to now show any more private bits. You see that it is currently snowing. You touch the window and immediately retract it because of how cold it is. In front of it, there is a lampstand with a radio and random odds and ends on it.
The side of the room opposite to the bed has a more modern desktop on it with half-completed calculus homework on it. The desk has two rolling chairs. As you walk around, the floor creaks indicate that you are on the second floor. The closet bulges into the room, with a TV in the spot between the closet wall and the wall. There is an ajar door adjacent to the closet opening, on the same wall as the bed. Next to the door there is a mirror and a messy bookshelf closer to the bed, only half filled.
Naru523
10-3, 7/10
You are tired so you grab two random garments from the rack and cover yourself with them, without putting them on. You close your eyes and try to sleep again, but to no avail as you turn around bumping into Hellpotatoe's D. You don't even notice, and slump down as far as you can.
Submit your actions in bold.
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I will attempt to sleep off my haze so I can not be hazy.
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people can get around us that's good i guess
not that they'd want to they're frantically searching for clothes
the light is shining on kipz
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I look to naru to verify if its a man or woman, and then follow fiha.
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see chunk of light and attempt to open the door more.
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put cloths on
damn i really should stick with one dicision
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Fiha
Matty
mudkip
Smj
Tuto
bong
Hellpotatoe
These have to submit actions
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in bold, people
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werers the new map
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I declare victory!
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Gravity cat? I picture a cat with an astronaut helmet on, heh. Also who is bongs brother or are you just messing around with bong there?
Oh yeah, is that shirt a long sleeve shirt or short sleeve?
I thought TMC was from Arizona since he seems to have the modifier from the heat.
Search for a pair of pants that fit (also underwear) I'm surprised nobody grabbed those, unless it was an automatic thing and exit the closet
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Fiha
Matty
mudkip
Smj
Tuto
bong
Hellpotatoe
These have to submit actions
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who is bongs brother
kip
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*Attempts to find pants
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no smj themoocows's modifier was from injured knee giving -1 to movement actions
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KIP, GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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some please label the picutre
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i poop so hard the laws of newton eject me out of the closet
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ok new turn then
i steal someone's (a player's) clothes and put them on.
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you don't get to declare a new turn you peasant
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you were the one that said one turn per day
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well i'm gonna write up the turn soon
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Time: 20:32, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
In someone's closet, presumably male. The room is brightened by an open door accomplished by Dan Dixon. Several people have fallen into unconciousness, presumably back into it. There are also some piles of clothes on the floor, mostly jeans but a couple shirts. There are shirts and pants obstructing Fiah's, Bla's, Hellpotatoe's view. The temperature is a (hot for some) 85F/29C. Most are completely nude because the clothes didn't teleport with them.
Due to your cloud of confusion from being teleported, you get -2 for all subsequent rolls in this thread until you are out of the closet. For those being affected by the heat, you get an additional -1 to your rolls.
TheMooCows
1-2, -1/10
You attempt to stave off unconciousness by sleeping instead. As you fall asleep, you suddenly get very light-headed and fall unconcious. You do not have to take your turn in round 4.
Hellpotatoe
5-2, 3/10
You look over at the sleepy Naru to see that she is in fact a woman! You try to follow Fiah, but (he?) has not gone anywhere, and is trying to push through mudkipz.
FiahOwl
5-2, 3/10
As you observe the door being opened, you try to get through mudkipz but he doesn't want to move, saying "what the pony are you doing over here you mother of sugg"
matty406
1-2-1, -2/10
Observing the light that is falling on mudkipz in front of Fiah in front of you, you try to escape but don't manage to get past Fiah who didn't manage to get past mudkipz. You then look over and see a supposedly sleeping Bla, and go and try to wake him up. You don't succeed.
bong_
7-2, 5/10
Even though it is hot, you go and look for clothes. You feel like you're keeping someone from getting out of the closet, but mudkipz is shouting at Fiah, so you reply "if you didn't use my bed so much i might be nuormal. >:D" All the clothes you see are too big for you, but you examine one smaller pair of shorts and see that they are jean shorts. You put them on, but they begin to fall off slowly.
smjjames
1-2, -1/10
You try to find underwear in front of you, on the floor, and behind you, but you don't find anything at all. So, you look for pants instead since underwear isn't visible to the average person you encounter on the street. You find two more pairs of them, one is a more formal black type, and the other is jeans that just barely fit you. You put them on, and find out that they don't fit you even though you thought they did. You give up, and try and get out, only to be blocked by everyone and their brother.
Tuto
5-2, 3/10
You don't find any pants, just shirts. However, you do find shorts that could work on you. You try them on, awkwardly trying not to bump in to anyone, and manage to get them on.
mudkipz
3-2, 1/10
You try to steal someone's clothes but everyone behind you is trying to get out, so you exit the room and confront the nude Damn Dixon after replying to bong that "well then i should pee on your bed more shouldn't i" and see that Damn is inspecting the room. You ask him "have you even pooped so hard you got ejected?" He replies, "No, crazy mudkipz." Bong, Fiah, and Matty come out after you. Bong is wearing nothing but shorts, Fiah is wearing a strange, blue cow shirt, and Matty is still nude.
People locked in long actions:
Darvince & atomic7732 (8/10, fail)
Yqt1001 (10/10, success)
Bla (6/10, fail)
TheMooCows
Darvince and atomic Darvince continues to wash atomic's face with (his?) tongue. atomic playfully laughs and nuzzles under Darvince's head. Suspendisse consequat faucibus eros aliquam consectetur. Donec sit amet purus eu eros mollis elementum quis vel purus. Etiam scelerisque magna non metus pretium vulputate. Vivamus id neque sapien.
Yqt comes out of unconsciousness, everyone else stays locked in their long term actions.
TheMooCows enters unconsciousness.
Bla is unconscious.
NPC Actions
Dan Dixon
You are busy chatting with mudkipz, so you do not take any physical action. The conversation goes as so:
Mudkipz: Have you ever pooped so hard you were ejected?"
Dan Dixon: No, crazy Mudkipz.
M: Yes you have, I saw you on the night of the 21st.
D: No you didn't, I live on the west coast, you're on the east coast.
M: Remote control cameras.
D: I don't believe you. *sighs*
M: KOLOK MOMMIE
Naru523
3-2, 1/10
You fall asleep and are now locked in the long-term action of sleeping for an undeterminate amount of time.
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um http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/Suspendisse%20consequat%20faucibus%20eros%20aliquam%20consectetur.%20Donec%20sit%20amet%20purus%20eu%20eros%20mollis%20elementum%20quis%20vel%20purus.%20Etiam%20scelerisque%20magna%20non%20metus%20pretium%20vulputate.%20Vivamus%20id%20neque%20sapien. (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/Suspendisse%20consequat%20faucibus%20eros%20aliquam%20consectetur.%20Donec%20sit%20amet%20purus%20eu%20eros%20mollis%20elementum%20quis%20vel%20purus.%20Etiam%20scelerisque%20magna%20non%20metus%20pretium%20vulputate.%20Vivamus%20id%20neque%20sapien.)
from the blacked out part
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*Goes to the light coming through the open door.*
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Map of positions please?
Keep looking for pants and then climb over whoever is in the way to get out the door.
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Try to woke up Naru and then go out of the closet. If her dont wake up, bring her out of the closet with me.
(Read that as "Saving her life")
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that was disappointing
i want action
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Hellpotatoe
Fiha
Matty
bong_
smjjames
tuto
mudkipz
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updated closet
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I walk towards the wall and follow it
what happens next I'll let Darvince come up with. :P
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you're already facing the wall
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house image finished
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whats the grayis thingy in the south
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tree
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oh cool, thata outside
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now that i'm out of the room i steal someone's clothes
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get outside
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inb4 "bong rushes past dan Dixon, jumping outside the window he lands on the concrete patio and dies"
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kol
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now that there is light, acquire clothing.
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kol
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Time: 20:34, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
Everyone but Dan and Mudkipz are in someone's closet, presumably male. The room is brightened by an open door accomplished by Dan Dixon. Several people have fallen into unconciousness, presumably back into it. There are also some piles of clothes on the floor, mostly jeans but a couple shirts. There are shirts and pants obstructing Fiah's, Bla's, Hellpotatoe's view. The temperature is a (warm for some) 82F/28C. Most are completely nude because the clothes didn't teleport with them. It is currently 8:34pm.
Dan and Mudkipz are in this person's room, and the person is currently absent.
Tuto99
5-1, 4/10
You attempt to leave the closet to no avail as a sleeping TMC and an unconcious Bla block your pathway. Hellpotatoe is stuck in front of you, unable to move. You decide to just wait it out.
FiahOwl
1-1-1, -1/10
You finish sneaking out through the closet. You go towards the door just ahead of you and try to push it, and you fail. You then pull it and it opens. In front of the door is a rather long hallway that ends in a staircase perpendicular to the hallway. You look at the doors along it, and find on the right side two small rooms. The first one is a coat closet, and the second one is the bathroom. You go into the bathroom and find a cat in there, sitting in the tub. You sit down on the toilet and take a massive dump. You will get a PM containing the rest of the information.
smjjames
8-1, 7/10
You cannot find a pair of pants on the floor. As such, you open the box that is resting under Atomic's preoccupied left arm and open it. It contains two pairs of jeans that look new. They both seem big enough for you, so you pick the slightly longer ones. You have to jump to get into them, and wind up shaking the closet. You then try to sneak out, and have a very short conversation with Matty to get yourself past. He abliges and you leave the closet after Bong.
Hellpotatoe
8-1, 7/10
You poke Naru in the back, gently trying to wake (him?). (He?) does a short "auh" sound, and now has a 5% better chance of waking up each turn. You then try to drag him out of the closet, but TMC blocks the way and you stay put.
Yqt1001
6-1-1, 5/10
You bring your lower sections closer to the wall and follow it for a very small distance, when you collide with Tuto. You do not apologize, and Tuto beings to question your Canadian-ness. You wait out the extreme restriction on movement brought about by Bla and TMC.
mudkipz
6-1, 5/10
As you are nude, you attempt to steal Fiah's clothes, but she leaves the room just as you are about to snag them. You then go into the closet looking for people's clothes to steal, but the people that are immediately accessible are all nude. You give up and go back outside.
bong_
7-1-1, 5/10
You leave the closet and feel refreshed with the cool air blasting your face. You see Fiah quickly leaving and mudkipz trying to grab Fiah's clothing and say "hey, its just fiah!" Mudkipz immediately pulls off your pants, and you turn red because you notice Dan staring straight at you.
matty406
6-1, 5/10
After you let smjjames past, you look inside the box that is in front of you that he took from. You notice that the other pair of jeans in there looks like it has a perfect fit for you. You put them on and discover that the calves are actually a bit too small. You then try to find a shirt, but you don't find one as all you discover are shorts and jeans, as well as a pair of more formal pants.
People locked in long Actions:
Darvince & atomic7732 (6/10, fail)
TheMooCows (7/10, fail)
Bla (6/10, fail)
Naru523 (79/100, fail)
NPC Actions
Dan Dixon
10-1, 9/10
You stare at bong staring at your bits, and stare back at his bits. You are both embarrassed, and your face goes red. You observe Fiah rushing out of the room and your embarrassment is wiped of your face as you chuckle lightly.
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Sai da frente, saco de areia!- to TMC
Kick TMC to remove him from the way, and try to fucking get out
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tmc is unconscious you sugg
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i'm gonna slap you
as soon as we're done
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shut the closet steel door so no one can get out
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i will slap you too
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Swap out jeans for pair of shorts, become topless gangsta
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Sai da frente, saco de areia!- to TMC
Leave Naru behind, and try to pass through everything to get off (before bong if its possibru).
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lol you guys you can open the door again it's not like it opens once and then closes forever
i mean it's a closet you're supposed to be able to open doors on such things
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arpdated
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People that still have to go:
FiahOwl
mudkipz
smjjames
Tuto99
Yqt1001
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lol you guys you can open the door again it's not like it opens once and then closes forever
i mean it's a closet you're supposed to be able to open doors on such things
darvince it's a metal door
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*Attempts to step around/through the TMC and Bla and the motionless Hellpotatoe*
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everyone's so deep in the closet
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I attempt to apologize to tuto and then use my mad canadian skillz to get people to move and nicely push others out of the way so I can follow the wall again
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tuto go, kips go
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Explore the rest of the house.
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tuto go, kips go
*Attempts to step around/through the TMC and Bla and the motionless Hellpotatoe*
:P
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People that still have to go:
FiahOwl
mudkipz
MUUDKEEPZ!!!!!!
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People that still have to go:
FiahOwl
mudkipz
MUUDKEEPZ!!!!!!
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i really need to read that pm
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i really need to read that pm
KOL, FIHA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ::)
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hey now why does Fiah get pms. I call corruption in the ranks down with darp
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like in [[]] or in ****
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you can't read pms that weren't sent to you or you didn't send
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grab darvince and don't let go
inb4 i get a rigged roll of 1
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we should liek have a one day rule after everyone went (specifically for mud)
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mea9l2rlZb1qhkp1k.gif)
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mudkipz the gif matty posted is of your slowness
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protip: i went yesterday
protip#2: i knew that
protip#3: it hasn't been 84 years
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protip: i went yesterday
protip#2: i knew that
protip#3: it hasn't been 84 years
protip: it isnt in bold
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protip: i don't do bold
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protip: i don't do bold
protip: its your problem
the rules say DO BOLD
so you HAVe to DO BOLD
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blood
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make me do darp tomorrow
(i.e. ping the fuck out of me)
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make me do darp tomorrow
(i.e. ping the fuck out of me)
YAY
PREPARE TO BE PINGED
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Time: 20:35, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
Ato, Dar, Hell, Yqt, Tuto, Bla, Naru, and TMC are still in this person's closet, presumably male. The room is brightened by an open door accomplished by Dan Dixon. Several people have fallen into unconciousness, presumably back into it. There are also some piles of clothes on the floor, mostly jeans but a couple shirts. There are shirts and pants obstructing Bla's and Hellpotatoe's view. The temperature in the closet is a comfortable 78F/25C. The temperature in the room outside is 65F/18C. Most are completely nude because the clothes didn't teleport with them. It is currently 8:35pm.
Dan, Mudkipz, Bong, and Matty are in this person's room, and the person is currently absent. Fiah is in the bathroom.
bong_
5-2, 3/10
You go back over towards the door to keep others from escaping and manage to close it slightly. However, atomic and Darvince notice it and immediately break up and atomic goes over and tries to stop you. He succeeds and the door stays almost completely open. You shout at kalassak "poo you!"
FiahOwl
4-2, 2/10
You nearly faint from finding out that you are turning into a woman, grab a towel, then just rest there with the toilet still full of poo. You try to remain calm and sane but you begin to whimper like a dog. You go into the fetal position on the towel.
Hellpotatoe
5-2, 3/10
You violently kick TMC towards the wall in his butt, back, and legs with all your force, which somehow doesn't arouse him from unconciousness, and he reacts by keeling over backwards, falling on you and Bla. You quickly rush out running away from the huge mess you just caused, through atomic and through bong, not even bothering to apologize (in Portuguese) as you rush away. You run all the way down the hall and go down the stairs on to the first floor, not giving a crap that the people might be home.
matty406
4-2-1, 1/10
You find shorts and put them on over your jeans and then leave the closet slowly after Hellpotatoe's ruckus, making sure to step over TMC. You observe Hellpotatoe rushing out of the hallway and stop in the coat closet to think about what the hell just happened.
mudkipz
1-2, -1/10
You go back in to the closet through bong and atomic, and collide with Hellpotatoe rushing out. You seek Darvince and try to hold on to him but he wriggles away and slaps you on the cheeks like the idiot (he?) thinks you are.
smjjames
9-2, 7/10
You walk down the hallway and Hellpotatoe rushes past you and you walk into the bedroom next to the locked bathroom to inspect it. You grope at the heavy door knob, twisting it open, but the room is dark, so you blindly feel about until you hit the switch, and flick it on. There is a four-poster bed with a blue, butterfly bedspread neatly made covering it. There are two pillows, one pink, one purple, in the front of the bed next to each other. Across the room, there are two windows covered by blinds, and an ASUS sitting on the desk in front of the windows. You also see a drawer which contains clothes and a recently vacuumed floor. Standing between the desk and bed, you see a closet to your right. There is a mirror on the wall behind you.
Tuto99
7-2, 5/10
After Hellpotatoe dashes out, you step over TMC that is becoming conscious slowly. You get to the front of the closet but then are stopped by Bong, Atomic, and Darvince all near there.
Yqt1001
7-2-1, 4/10
You apologize to Tuto and then keep creeping along the wall as you hear Hellpotatoe crash over Bong and Atomic. You creep along the wall until you reach the Blaboxes and sneakily step over TMC's unconscious head. You continue creeping along the wall until you reach a box and decide to take a short break.
People locked in long actions:
Darvince & atomic7732 (NA/10, nearby action freed them)
TheMooCows (4/10, fail)
Bla (7/10, success)
Naru523 (98/100, success)
NPC Actions
Dan Dixon
5-2, 3/10
You sit down on the bed and begin outright laughing as you watch the ruckus in front of you. You collapse on the bed laughing.
Submit your actions in bold.
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Take off both jeans and shorts, separate them, put on only shorts.
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oooh i have an idea
let's see how this goes
slap darv because she is lame for not writing out the people locked in long actions and then attempt to take the top two layers of blanket/comforter/whatever off of the bed i presume to be outside from the fact we are in a closet and noises from dan
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wow so fourth wall
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i'm slapping you anyway i don't care what you make the reason
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I look inside the box.
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I try to calm down and give a good look around.
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I push bong, Atomic and Darvince out of my way to get out of the closet.
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[move][move][move]i leave the room
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finally you sugger
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find the laptop, snap of the plug, and then hide under the desk (with the laptop)
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*off
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I open the door and enter the hallway. At least I think that's a hallway on the map.
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i leave darp
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@mudkipz: no you stay young padawan
@bong:
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Why do you use army time?
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it's not army time it's ISO time
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Ok why do you use ISO time?
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because separating time in to two chunks of AM and PM is useless when it doesn't condense the number down into less digits
like, I'd use it if there were three chunks (say, 00:00 to 07:59, 08:00 to 15:59, 16:00 to 23:59) so that the third digit never appears but as two separate 12 (two characters) hour blocks it's pointless
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this is why we should base 12
(no that was a joke).
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also starting AM or PM at 12:00 is stupid
if 12 was replaced with 0 it would be better. and then put in dozenal.
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You guys sound like you were born hating the normal time format.
But I get what you are saying.
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You guys sound like you were born hating the normal time format.
But I get what you are saying.
Where I live the normal time format is 24 hour clocks. :P I "hate" the 12 hour format because it's completely pointless. :P
Attempt to open the boxes again and put on any clothes I find.
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You guys sound like you were born hating the normal time format.
But I get what you are saying.
Where I live the normal time format is 24 hour clocks. :P I "hate" the 12 hour format because it's completely pointless. :P
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here we go again
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*eats popcorn as tuto discovers the wonders of metric*
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*eats popcorn as tuto discovers the wonders of metric*
;D
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guys lets use metric time and i'll see you in 21 kiloseconds
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21*16 min
5 hours ok
I like this kilo seconds
except that there are 86.4 per day
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there are 2.54 centimeters in an inch that doesn't bother centimeter users does it?
exile the day!
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kol
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there are 2.54 centimeters in an inch that doesn't bother centimeter users does it?
exile the day!
but days are an actual thing that affect our lives, inches aren't
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but, think about it..
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but, think about it..
lol
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there are 2.54 centimeters in an inch that doesn't bother centimeter users does it?
exile the day!
but days are an actual thing that affect our lives, inches aren't
whats the problem with uneven units
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I open the door, get on the floor, and everybody does the dinosaur.
jk I search for a pair of underpant in the room outside.
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ok closet img done
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also house img done
selftip: next turn, since hellpotatoe inspected everything, there will be a new image "darp_<time>_house.png" and the second floor will be renamed to "darp_<time>_2house.png"
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Fail attempt at drawing a fetal position would be my guess.
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i have a low amount of pixels to work with, ok?
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I like it. Looks like an old game sprite.
edit: wait a sec is that a great log sitting in the toilet
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I like it. Looks like an old game sprite.
edit: wait a sec is that a great log sitting in the toilet
kolyes
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fix'd
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you have full permission to ping me all the way to heaven if my nick is NOT slporschl or kill-all-schl
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ok i'll try and get to atleast matty before i get whisked off to school so that the europeans have a chance to go
Time: 20:36, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
stuff closet 24c, second floor 17c, first floor 15c, outside -14c
Rolling "1d10" 11 times
1: 10
2: 9
3: 7
4: 7
5: 8
6: 2
7: 2
8: 6
9: 4
10: 7
11: 8
atomic7732
10-1, 9/10
You slap Darvince hard for groping into your butt and (he?) goes after you, and you both push through Bong. You see Dan on the bed, getting up. You go over to the bed and take off the quilt as Dan gets up. You bundle it over your left arm and then take off the comforter and throw it over your right arm. You go towards the door where Bong is fussing at Mudkipz over petty things again.
Bla
9-1, 8/10
You open the cute, suspicious box as Yqt opens the larger box and you inspect both boxes' contents. Yqt's box holds a vacuum (cleaning instrument, not void), and your box contains the coat and pants of a suit as well as about 10 different ties. You decide to just be normal and search for other clothes. You go over to the box that smjjames fetched jeans out of and that Darvince pushed over to the wall. You extract the jeans and put them on. You grab a black shirt from the floor that says on it "tu es valde delectamenti animal, porcus" in an inscription above a pig. You put it on and then go ask Yqt a question. "What de hell is this closet and how can I utilize it?"
bong_
7-1, 6/10
You escape from the closet door as Atomic and Darvince push past you. After slamming mudkipz for what he did 6 years ago for the 88th time, you go over towards the computer box and try snapping its plug but the cable is too thick. You then pull out the cable and just sit there, watching the world go by.
Darvince
7-1, 6/10
You go out of the closet chasing after Atomic and try and stop him but you cannot as you are being blocked by him grabbing himself a blanket. You turn around and search for a pair of underpants. Strangely, the room does not seem to contain any dressers so you look in the nightstand. You find nearly twenty pairs of socks of white, black, yellow, and red colors in the bottom half. You pull out the top half and find about 10 boxers and some extra sheets for the bed. You pull out some blue plaid underpants and put them on.
FiahOwl
8-1, 7/10
You slowly recollect yourself and scoot over towards the toilet and flush it. You stand up, still reeling, and you go over into the shower and turn it on to hot water, but it is cold for the first 10 seconds so you jump away from it. You continue to recollect your senses in the shower.
Hellpotatoe
2-1, 1/10
You stumble and collide with the first floor's carpet and your shirt slides up your back towards your neck. You drag your legs down the last three steps and look around at what you CAN see. You see that this is the living room and that there are several couches, a fireplace with a large chimney above it, and a big, flatscreen TV on the side of the room you appear to be on. You are amazed at how much richer this person is than the normal Brazilian houses you see. You also see outside the two windows beside the chimney that it is snowing, and there are two relatively bright lights on outside. You get chills at the thought, then realize that you are cold. You just lay there, waiting for others to come down because of your newfound New World laziness.
matty406
2-1, 1/10
You take off your shorts and then take off your jeans, and soon you find yourself wearing nothing. You go over to the bed and lay there because you already forgot that you need to put your shorts on.
mudkipz
6-1, 5/10
You bitch at bong and he starts yelling back at you about things you didn't do that he claims you did six years ago. In a fit of frustration, after Bong stops yelling at you to go mess with the computer and Atomic is standing near by, you rush down the hallway and nearly collide with smjjames.
smjjames
4-1, 3/10
As you leave the room, you struggle with the resistant doorknob and open the door. You flick off the light and go into the hallway and go towards Hellpotatoe because he ran away. You see him stark naked at the bottom of the stairs, with his legs under his body on the bottom-most step. You call out, "You all right down there?" Hellpotatoe replies, "No, the floor and air are of cold. I needa teh clothes."
Tuto99
7-1, 6/10
As bong, Atomic, and Darv separate, you push out of the closet and into the room. You go towards the window, avoiding others.
Yqt1001
8-1, 7/10
You respond to Bla "I do not know, sorry for that, eh." You open the box to your left and find that it has a suspiciously short vacuum in it.
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atomic7732
10-1, 9/10
You slap Darvince hard for groping into your butt and (he?) goes after you, and you both push through Bong. You see Dan on the bed, getting up. You go over to the bed and take off the quilt as Dan gets up. You bundle it over your left arm and then take off the comforter and throw it over your right arm. You go towards the door where Bong is fussing at Mudkipz over petty things again.
[07:51] <+Kalassak> i don't even know what you did becuase you didn't even write anything
go downstairs and look for the kitchen, putting down the blankets next to me
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Since I heard someone speaking something in english,
I figure that I'm probably the only brazilian there, and get up, trying to see what are those bright lights in the window.
Uh.. someone here can 'of' understand me?
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That response is like almost exactly what I would have said irl. Except for the fact that my accent doesn't allow for the word "eh" to be used. :P
I use the vacuum on Bla.
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That question is like almost exactly like what I would have asked irl. Except for the fact that my principles do not allow for the word "hell" to be used in that context. :P
I use the vacuum on Yqt.
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I get out of the closet and exit the house to observe any surroundings
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Get off the bed and put on those shorts or so help me
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I get out of the closet and exit the house to observe any surroundings
it is snow outside
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inb4 tuto changes action
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I get out of the closet and exit the house to observe any surroundings
it is snow outside
I knowinb4 tuto changes action
you are wrong. :D
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hunt naru
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I get out of the closet and exit the house to observe any surroundings
it is snow outside
what happened to it being a hellish temperature
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I get out of the closet and exit the house to observe any surroundings
it is snow outside
what happened to it being a hellish temperature
That was just the closet.
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kol 90f is a hellish temperature for you
i advise you to never check out the region of the world 30N to 15S in the summer and 15N to 30S in the winter
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kol 90f is a hellish temperature for you
i advise you to never check out the region of the world 30N to 15S in the summer and 15N to 30S in the winter
90 degrees is a usual Floridian summer temperature. You would hate Florida if you despise heat and humidity.
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darpvince darv
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wait wtf tuto you went and i didn't even put your action
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wait wtf tuto you went and i didn't even put your action
lol
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smjjames Darvince, am I supposed to continue the forced action you did on me? (the go and get clothes for Hellpotatoe)
Darvince you can cancel if you want
since when could you break out of forced actions
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smjjames Darvince, am I supposed to continue the forced action you did on me? (the go and get clothes for Hellpotatoe)
Darvince you can cancel if you want
since when could you break out of forced actions
He changed it anyway.
Grab some random clothes in the room that I'm currently in, and give them to Hellpotatoe. Then map out the first floor.
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People that still have to go:
mudkipz
MUUDKEEPZ!!!!!!
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People that still have to go:
mudkipz
MUUDKEEPZ!!!!!!
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People that still have to go:
mudkipz
MUUDKEEPZ!!!!!!
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People that should be removed from the game:
mudkipz
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People that should be removed from the game:
mudkipz
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People that should be removed from the game:
mudkipz
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PEOPLE OF DARP, WE REVOLT. WE WILL NOT WAIT, NOT EVEN IF FED BAIT. WAITING FOR KIPZ IS GETTING BORDZ. WE NEED TO SKIP, HIM DARWIMP.
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I join
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I join
kolok
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darp died
to boring
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darv skip kipz
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I join
we already teleported
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well there can be more meduca magica
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ok gummyworms you are replacing the extremely lazy vh
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protip: i cannot be lazy according to your logic because i already quit the game to avoid being spam asked to darp every day
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I choose 3
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how can you choose 3 what
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he is medical emergencies
actually i'll probably just make him think about the number three
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To hell with mudkipz! Let's get darp going again, he's now back in New Jersey at his house.
protip: Do round 8 tomorrow
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ok good
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ok good
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troll
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NO
BLADAY 2013 TAKES PRIORITY OVER DARP
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i do a barrell roll
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i do a chain roll
(inside joke)
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so how did late-bladay go?
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the real truth is that i just don't want to do darp :I
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lock this
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no
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lock this
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no
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the real truth is that i just don't want to do darp :I
lame
but how did late-bladay go
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it didn't happen :'(
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why
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because the bladay 2013 building didn't get built
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that's what i was asking why to
did everyone fail to coordinate
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nobody coordinated because you've caused almost everyone to hate blacraft
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Bla noticed that it didn't happen. :( We should all be ashamed.
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NO
make it happen this saturday
it must occur!
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not my falt
P.S. wrong thread
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sugg me peasants
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oh deer
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*takes out shotgun*
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/me suggs darvince
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sounds like a name
Atomic S. Darvince
jk
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pmub
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roll over
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DARVINCE SHOULD CONTINUE THIS
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bump
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darp was cute pls do
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bamp darv everyone did their turns
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fiah's present part 1
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Go downstairs with atomic.
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Time: 20:37, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
stuff closet 23c, second floor 18c, first floor 15c, outside -14c Yqt, Bla, TMC, and Naru are still in the closet. Everyone else is in assorted places throughout the house. Smjjames and mudkipz are in the second floor hallway, while bong, mudkipz, Darvince, matty, Dan, and atomic are in the bedroom. Fiah is taking a shower.
Global Action
The house began to bake under the sudden light of the sun, despite the snowy night enshrouding the house. It concentrated on three key characters, mudkipz, Naru, and Dan. smjjames turned around as his skin felt like it was on fire, only to observe mudkipz dissolving into thin air. TMC was awakened from his slumber just to watch Naru, now awake and screaming, dissolve while a ball as hot as the sun enveloped Naru. Outside in the room, Dan was also dissolving, yet not falling, into the burning light of the mysterious balls. Atomic was terrorized as the bed was set on fire from the light surrounding Dan. Bong got out from underneath the desk to see what seemed to be water dripping from where Dan was. He hurried over to beat out the fire with a blanket. Bong ran to grab the fire extinguisher from the coat closet, and came back with it in hand, blasting it at Dan and the bed. Dan was nearly dissolved, and ghastly noises began to come from where he was just moments before. Nobody was willing to taste it, and it smelled of urine.
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In the closet, Yqt and Bla were staring wide-eyed at Naru glowing, Yqt with vacuum in hand, let it go into the dissolving Naru, and watched as the vacuum dissolved with naru, electricity flying from the vacuum, shocking everyone in there. When it ended, there was the smell of burning vacuum belt and the liquid on the floor was still glowing red, yet the carpet was not on fire.
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Smjjames shouted "NO!" and grabbed mudkipz, only for his arms to catch on fire. He quickly ran down the stairs, over a bewildered Hellpotatoe, out the front door, and put his arms under the frigid snow. They cooled off, and smjjames looked in the second floor to see light shining from nearly all windows and doors. He rushed back in to see what was happening other than mudkipz, grabbing Hellpotatoe by his short, silky hair, and then taking him by the torso up to watch mudkipz's remnants dissolve into alcohol. Smjjames shouts at the remains "WHAT THE HELL‽"
Dan, mudkipz, and Naru are now in the teleportation realm.
Time: 20:40, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, smjjames
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Hellpotatoe, matty406, TheMooCows, Tuto99, Yqt1001
Setting
stuff closet 21c, second floor 18c, first floor 15c, outside -14c Yqt, Bla, TMC, and Naru are still in the closet. Everyone else is in assorted places throughout the house. Smjjames and mudkipz are in the second floor hallway, while bong, mudkipz, Darvince, matty, Dan, and atomic are in the bedroom. Fiah is taking a shower.
Modifiers:
Unconcious people and those locked in long actions are unable to take turns: None
-5 for anyone "hazy" unless their action concerns breaking the haze or going to sleep.
-1 for TheMooCows moving due to an injured knee.
-3 confusion and awe for anyone that just witnessed the people dissolving
+1 for FiahOwl due to being in a warm shower.
+1 for everyone on second floor due to soothing shower sound.
Rolling ten 1d10...
1: 5
2: 2
3: 6
4: 5
5: 7
6: 10
7: 7
8: 2
9: 2
10: 6
atomic7732
5-3+1, 3/10
You walk down the hallway, being careful to avoid the glowing alcohol that used to be mudkipz. You walk down the stairs past smj and Hellpotatoe, and go around the couch in the living room. Behind the living room is a rather large dining room with seating for 16 people, several modern paintings on the wall in addition to an aquarium built into the wall, and walk into the kitchen. You put down the now charred blanket and the bedspread. The kitchen is walled in by a counter expect in the direction where you enter. Along the left wall, there is a stove, assorted dirty dishes, and a a triple, deep sink next to an 8-burner stove. On the wall in front of you, there is only a fridge and freezer. On the right wall, you see two dishwashers, assumingly for the large amount of dishes that 16 people create.
Bla
2-3+1, 0/10
Now that the vacuum is gone with naru, you lean on the wall too far and get your foot in the putrid puddle sitting on the floor. Your foot feels like H2O2 was just dumped on it, and you quickly retract your foot, grabbing it with your hands and begin to scream as the pain intensifies.
bong_
6-3+1, 4/10
You run into the closet, but you discover that instead of naru, there is goop sitting on the closet floor between Bla, Yqt, and TMC. You gasp and race back out of the closet, to see the alcohol on the floor that used to be Dan. You begin to panic, until you see Tuto pass you, and you calm down as you realize that other people still exist.
Darvince
5-3+1, 3/10
After witnessing the insanity of Dan dissolving, you follow atomic downstairs into the kitchen, noticing a door at the end of the second floor hallway. You get down to where atomic is and ponder why you just did this.
FiahOwl
7+1+1, 9/10
You ger yourself wet with water, glance over through the shower gel selection, and choose the "masculine scent" shower gel. You lather yourself and rinse. Same with the shampoo, dammit. By the way, you are stuck showering with a 20% chance to finish each turn.
Hellpotatoe
10-3+1, 8/10
You go back down the stairs after observing mudkipz's remnants for a minute. You go towards the door to see what the lights are, and see that they are some hanging lights from the high ceiling on the outside porch. You start to retreat back towards upstairs where it is slightly warmer than the freezing downstairs.
matty406
7-3+1, 5/10
Your left side has burns on it, so you go into the bathroom to go take care of them before putting your shorts on. You wet a small towel with cold water and wring it out over the burn, letting water get on the white tile floor. You then put on the shorts over your wet leg, and Fiah awkwardly starts singing in the middle of it, and you feel embarrassed. You quickly leave the room and stand in the hallway.
smjjames
2-3+1, 0/10
You go down the hall back into the bedroom and peruse the closet for articles of clothing. You find a black jeans and a random blue plaid collared shirt from the floor. You randomly stumble on matty in the hallway, and try to get back up, apologizing to matty.
Tuto99
2-3+1, 0/10
You get out of the closet, trying to be careful to not get your feet in the goo that was Naru and the vacuum, but both your feet get stuck in it and you have to hop out of the room as it is sticky, hot, and putrid. It burns your feet and you continue to hop out of the room into the bathroom around matty.
Yqt1001
6-3+1, 4/10
Now that the vacuum is gone with naru, you lean on the wall and stare at the putrid puddle sitting on the floor. "Damn," you mutter under your breath, as you were hoping to suck up Bla.
Teleportation Realm
People here do not have to take their turns, and if they do not, nothing happens to them unless others do actions upon them.
mudkipz
Naru523
NPC's here will have a 50/50 chance of taking an action.
Dan Dixon
Submit your actions in bold.
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I wash out the goo in the bathtub hastily.
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oh boy here we go
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look in the pantry for warmable cocoa-based drink making products hot chocolate and marshmallows, and if possible, start making two. keep the blankets with me
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i ponder nihilism in a corner
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go onto the first floor
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Attempt to judge whether this incident with Naru's remnants should be classified as "skin contact" or "serious skin contact".
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Go upstairs (porque é mais quente!), bragging some shit in portuguese (só porque tenho certeza que ninguém vai me entender), and try to open one of the non-explored doors.
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Go downstaris, I've already forgotten the house layout.
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I look outside the backdoor.
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The global actions seem disconnected from the individual actions, so.... I dunno.
"He rushed back in to see what was happening other than mudkipz, grabbing Hellpotatoe by his short, silky hair, and then taking him by the torso up to watch mudkipz's remnants dissolve into alcohol." So should me and HP be outside?
I let go of Hellpotatoe (if I haven't already) walk outside (I do have the pants on right?) and examine the surroundings of the house and the external walls
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you and HP are upstairs in the hallway
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People that still have to go:
FiahOwl
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Time: 20:41, 11-13
Gender:
Females
bong_, Darvince, FiahOwl, Naru523, smjjames, Yqt1001
Males
atomic7732, Bla, Dan Dixon, Hellpotatoe, matty406, mudkipz, TheMooCows, Tuto99
Setting
stuff closet 22c, second floor 19c, first floor 15c, outside -14c
Time: 20:41, 11-13
Modifiers:
Unconcious people and those locked in long actions are unable to take turns: None
-5 for anyone "hazy" unless their action concerns breaking the haze or going to sleep.
-1 for TheMooCows moving due to an injured knee.
-3 confusion and awe for anyone that just witnessed the people dissolving.
+1 for FiahOwl due to being in a warm shower.
+1 for everyone on second floor due to soothing shower sound.
Rolling ten 1d10...
1: 9
2: 4
3: 1
4: 8
5: 6
6: 4
7: 10
8: 2
9: 4
10: 4
atomic7732
9-3, 6/10
You search through the cupboards above the counter for some hot chocolate mix, but fail to find any. You then search inside the cupboard, and find some packets. You then go search for marshmallows and find some right next to the hot chocolate mix. You begin preparing it by laying it out on the counter, only to find Darvince hogging your blankets.
Bla
4-3+1, 2/10
Your incident with Naru's Yqt's remnants remains undetermined, but you look down and see that your foot has a bubbling cut on it near your largest toe. You examine it more closely to discover that, in fact, the remnant was H2O2 mixed with stomach acid and it is dangerous for any cuts or other exposed skin.
bong_
1-3+1, -1/10
You go down the hallway and out to the first floor, but unfortunately you stumble on the second stair. You get back up from faceplanting to find that you have a bit of rug burn on your thigh. You continue walking down the stairs at a much slower and less excited pace.
Darvince
8-3, 5/10
Before walking over, you take both of atomic's blankets. You look into the den that is right next to the kitchen, open, and it has a door. You look through it to see that it is snowing outside. The family has a modest patio with a glass table and five chairs surrounding it. There are several plants sitting on the inside that you suspect are in here due to the snow. You breathe on the window and it clouds up.
Hellpotatoe
6+1, 7/10
You are already upstairs. You open the door at the end of the hall and come upon a semi-open hall leading through a study with a lot more bookshelves than you have ever seen in a house, and maybe even in a library. It has a desk with a computer at it. On the other side you see a pillar with a large amount of very soft pillows surrounding it. You sit down on one of the pillows and it nearly sinks to the ground.
matty406
4-3+1, 2/10
You exit the room past the rush of people going in and out of the room. You walk down the hallway and collide with bong walking down the hallway, and you stumble over.
Naru523
2-3+1, 0/10
You accidentally raise your leg too quickly and you begin to slip. Luckily, you are saved by your one arm grabbing the box and your other arm grabbing your face. You lower your arm back down, and slump over on the box. The smell of Bla's foot and of the burning carpet due to the acid is horrible.
smjjames
4-3+1, 2/10
You walk down the stairs past a clumsy bong, into the small yet grand foyer where a credenza sits with many small statues all over it. There is a chandelier on the ceiling illuminating the foyer. You open the door only to find that it is blustery and snowy outside. You go outside anyways, and shiver immediately due to the extreme cold. Your feet feel numb already.
Tuto99
4-3+1, 2/10
You walk down the hallway proudly with the mess on your feet, open the bathroom door, and hear Fiah burst out into a Justin Bieber song just as you open the door. You keep going anyway because the goo is slightly painful due to its acidic properties and move open the shower curtain. Fiah screams at you in an extremely girly voice, just as he gets a boner. You step your foot inside the shower anyways as you were standing surrounded by naked men just ten minutes ago and somehow, through convoluted logic, thought nothing of it. You feel uneasy though, as you have now had time to slightly come to your senses after being teleported and then watched people die in front of you.
Teleportation Realm
People here do not have to take their turns, and if they do not, nothing happens to them unless others do actions upon them.
mudkipz
Yqt1001
mudkipz
10/10
You trod through the thick, brown water. Lilies glide past your bare, brown legs as you wade towards a nearby mangrove forest with a dark, brown, earthy fog hovering over it. A frog leaps in the air in front of you, and you shout in surprise. You sit down on a mass of roots huddled near several entangled mangrove trees and begin to wonder why you even exist, and especially what this strange place is.
NPC's here will have a 50/50 chance of taking an action.
Dan Dixon
Result: 1 (no action)
Submit your actions in bold.
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Continue making the cocoa drink by getting a cup, putting water/milk and the mix in it and microwaving it. Go over to dar while waiting; suggest going somewhere.
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poop]
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Attempt to remove any clothing which has come into contact with the terrible remnants carefully and wash affected body parts throughoutly and carefully for 15 minutes.
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H2O2 isn't that dangerous and catalase in the stomach material would make it into water and oxygen
@dar
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Read some books and/or do things at the computer.
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ok nue let's just say it's like if those two materials mixed, but it's not H2O2 or stomach acid
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I'm just trying to follow the MSDS (http://www.sciencelab.com/msds.php?msdsId=9924299) as closely as possible, I guess that will minimize the risk that Darvince makes up more horrible things to happen to me.
But now that I can't determine whether to consider it skin contact or serious skin contact..... My plans.... Ruined... :( :( :( :'( Hopeless. :'( :'( My last hope is that the catalase is working so I can follow Plan B (http://www.dhmo.org/msds/MSDS-DHMO-2007-ChemSafe.pdf). But even then I might not be able to find full protective clothing and NIOSH-approved self-contained breathing apparatus with full-face mask
which can be operated in a positive pressure mode in case a fire breaks out on my feet. :( This really is hopeless. :'( :'(
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kol bla
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kol bla
I'M SCARED DARVINCE PLEASE DELAY THIS GAME 47.3 HOURS THIS IS REALLY SCARY SAFSFS I MIGJT GET NIGHTMARES THIS IS WORSE THAN AMNESIA WHAT IF HTE MILK OM MY OATMEAL TURNS INTO SULFURIC ACID AND INVADES SWEDEN IN LAVENDER LEMONADE LIMOUCOSINES ASDkgahsfdghKDFSH IT IS STARITING AT ME I CAN FEEL IT HELP
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[12:58] <+Darvince> bla is making typos
[12:58] <+Darvince> this is serious
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SOTP OFENCING ME TIHS IS MEDIKOL EMERGENESY NOW I AM EATING AN BANANA AND A PEAR OR A BANANA AND AN APPLE OR ANY OTHER POSSIBLE COMBINATION OF APPLE, PEAR, BANANA, WHERE THE SUM OF OBJECTS INCLUDED IS TWO AND GOING TO SELEP! BYE! >:( >:( >:(
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try it find some clothing downsaitrs
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boomp
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boobenis
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darp is dead, how sad
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the malerdemon will let me revive darp in seven days
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bamp
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! smjjames did not go i just realized
someone must interrupt his ksping and alert him of darp
also i didn't go apparently
also matty needs to go and probably naru and others
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Go outside with the sliding glass door
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People who need to play darp:
matty406
Naru523
smjjames
Tuto99
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Finish washing, yell "ERMAGERD LITERALLY GORCHUL" and leave the bathroom.
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yay
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(I thought it was a rainstorm not a snowstorm?)
Go back inside and uh, start a fire in the fireplace? explore the chandiler room.
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HE'S ALIVE
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we need naru and matty to take their turns still though
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fall and roll around on the floor
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u already fell but okay this should be amusing
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is naru alive
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idk ask tumblr
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i don't think nar tumbles anymore
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idk ask noteflight
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if we get naru to post in here i could do this within the next 120 days
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-snip-
wait i changed my mind
Close my eyes and chant "allahu go backbar" in an attempt to return to the house
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attempt to leave the burning carpet
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119 days left
jk sooner than that
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smjjames is dead
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i could do it now but im lazy
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this thread has been dead for a very long perilodically time
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this thread has been dead for a very long perilodically time
True. Same as "Share your creations!".