shit, srsnue has probably already filed a report on this. everyone explode.
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Title: Re: Cleverbot failure.
Post by: atomic7732 on July 20, 2012, 01:54:34 AM
User: Hello prisoner 167.
Cleverbot: I am not paris hilton.
User: That is true...
Cleverbot: I really like the void. It is so deep and peaceful.
User: Okay... So does that mean you like it here?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like the food?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love it.
User: Do you know the ponies around here?
Cleverbot: I do not, please tell me about them.
User: I'm sorry, I do not know them well. Are the guards nice?
Cleverbot: No, I don't know them well either, but they set the standards.
User: Hmm... Apparen- Shit my quill!
Cleverbot: We're like the prisoners in the cave, aren't we?
User: I... I'm sorry?
Cleverbot: Be sorry. Very sorry.
User: Woah woah woah!
Cleverbot: Is that a yes or no?
User: I can clean it up... If that's what you mean...
Cleverbot: No that's not what I mean. But you aren't a girl either.
User: Well... In fact I am... Prisoner 167.
Cleverbot: What is the worst thing you have ever done?
User: *cleans up ink splatter*.
Cleverbot: *helps you*.
User: Wut.
"Taking out the same clipboard and quill, she starts asking me meaningless questions again. Do you like the food? Do you know the ponies around here? Are the guards nice? I answer them all in succession with complete nonchalance, but they don’t stop coming. I keep hoping that she’ll give up and leave like the last time, but she’s determined to stay for some reason, even as my answers become mumbled and indistinct.
There’s a light snapping sound as her quill presses into the paper, and a black smear drips onto the floor. Seeing that black spot on the floor of the white box made me want to hurt this pony. I decide it’s smarter to just bite my lip and not get in any trouble. The guards would be merciless.
Cursing quietly, the strange pony levitates a small glass bottle and another quill from her saddlebag. From the bottle emerges a tiny stick covered in something white, and she rubs it on the clipboard, as well as onto the black stain on the ground. It becomes white.
I can’t remember the last time I’ve been so amazed."