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Title: how to talk to people
Post by: Darvince on January 05, 2019, 11:34:17 PM

1) open your mouth and emit shrieks
2) birds of prey will think you are one of them and be attracted to you
3) people think birds of prey are really cool and will come up to you and ask you about them
4) do not tell them the truth
5) emit noises that sound like "oh i've been a falconer for five years now, this one here, she's named kayla because of her unique caw"
6) you have a friend now

Title: Re: how to talk to people
Post by: atomic7732 on January 06, 2019, 12:07:00 AM

i speak to the birds

you know those hawks we saw the other day

they told me the deepest secrets of the universe

well, their universe

the area around the superstition mtns

Title: Re: how to talk to people
Post by: SuperVegeta on January 06, 2019, 03:28:45 PM

You pathetic Earthlings need to learn from how Saiyans communicate. We Saiyans fight it out, we are comrades, always primed for battle.

Title: Re: how to talk to people
Post by: Darvince on January 06, 2019, 03:38:32 PM

ok gurren

Title: Re: how to talk to people
Post by: atomic7732 on January 06, 2019, 06:17:14 PM

super vegetable

Title: Re: how to talk to people
Post by: SuperVegeta on January 06, 2019, 06:57:51 PM

Quote from: atomic7732 on January 06, 2019, 06:17:14 PM

super vegetable

(https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F47500%2FSuper-Vegetable--47866.jpg&f=1)

Of course it's a thing. Damn the internet.

Title: Re: how to talk to people
Post by: Darvince on January 07, 2019, 05:26:56 PM

the internet is growing at like 40% per year and is already insanely large there is everything