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Title: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 02, 2011, 03:00:23 PM
So I thought it would be good to have a place to put some silly/funny/stupid things people said on the forums or in the IRC. I don't have any, but if you do, feel free to humiliate people share things that have been said in here. ;)

Quote
It'd be lovely if you could keep this thread to stuff from the irc, forum, or extended groups like Steam, as long as it has connections to members of this forum.
pls
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 02, 2011, 03:19:35 PM
"Fighting off MLP"

I find that both strange and funny because... It's not possible.

kolkolkol

If I come across better things I'll post here.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 02, 2011, 03:20:09 PM
from ubox members

What's wrong with my brain?! I want a better brain. >:(
It exploded, heres a new one*

Heh, everyone want to be moderators. Let's all be mods. ;)
looks like Bla got his wish
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on November 02, 2011, 11:07:31 PM
"Fighting off MLP"
It's not possible.
It just needs moar Asian yangire, knifing skills, and Prussian-level awesomeness.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 03, 2011, 09:20:43 AM
"Fighting off MLP"
It's not possible.

EHhehhehehehhehehehehehheheheeee *wild crazed look*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 03, 2011, 02:56:22 PM
"Fighting off MLP"
It's not possible.

EHhehhehehehhehehehehehheheheeee *wild crazed look*
Archini... don't worry about the due date of your friendship reports
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 03, 2011, 02:58:13 PM
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT *repeats slowly and softly, "I am not a brony."*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 03, 2011, 02:59:02 PM
Yes it does. Don't deny.

Topic successfully derailed.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 05, 2011, 05:38:11 AM
bump. i like this thread (before it got deraild)  :D

Naru can now make more than half the forum die instantly.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 05, 2011, 12:59:27 PM
Bla, you're not the only one with a kolkolkol.png.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on November 06, 2011, 12:59:26 AM
"3. Though our paths may have diverged, you must continue to live out your life with all your might, you must never consider your own life to be something insignficant, and you must never forget about your friends who loved you."
I like this quote (sorry if I derail'd this thread (which I always derail) but I need a place to put this).

My mom is best pony - Darvince
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 06, 2011, 09:45:56 AM
mudkipz added WATCH 2053 WARHEADS ...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 06, 2011, 10:53:13 AM
WTF naru you said that.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 11, 2011, 04:21:02 PM
Bump for the bump god.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 11, 2011, 05:15:54 PM
Bump for the bump god.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 11, 2011, 06:02:55 PM

That's the best quote ever!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 15, 2011, 05:44:03 PM
[00:42] <matty406> Atomic you can be the queen
[00:42] <+atomic7732> yes
[00:42] <+atomic7732> wtf

E: Okay, he was responding to something before my entry, but still.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 15, 2011, 05:45:05 PM
no u

raaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggg
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 15, 2011, 05:46:44 PM
.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on November 20, 2011, 10:45:42 PM
Darvince   let's make out while noone's looking except chanserv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 21, 2011, 03:05:23 AM
Darvince   let's make out while noone's looking except chanserv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on November 21, 2011, 05:47:03 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on November 21, 2011, 08:39:09 PM

Wtf? Naru you female?

I smell peeping Tom.
Actually Darvince said that.  :P

Here's something a little funny.
[17:20] <+Ivan_Braginski> http://www.nei.ch/gallery/d/3258-2/ban_him.jpg (http://www.nei.ch/gallery/d/3258-2/ban_him.jpg)
[17:21] == a7732|hw [~chatzilla@97-124-104-203.phnx.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds]
[17:21] <+Darvince> fail
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 22, 2011, 04:13:13 AM
i lol'd

[22:22] <+Deoxy99> smash
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> all
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> of
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> astr
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> o
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> empires
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> freaks
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on November 22, 2011, 06:08:26 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 22, 2011, 10:15:58 AM
i lol'd

[22:22] <+Deoxy99> smash
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> all
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> of
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> astr
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> o
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> empires
[22:22] <+Deoxy99> freaks

kol.
that's everyone on the forum except smjjames, bong, and dan.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on November 22, 2011, 10:40:10 AM
So it's Spheron Rilmu, USAE vs. Blaist Space State, Commonwealth of Daruvania, Solea and Auspikitan, and Mudkipzania?

*gets popcorn*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 22, 2011, 10:47:32 AM
you forgot Yukia.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on November 22, 2011, 11:05:10 AM
I'm not Spheron Rilmu! I'm the Socialist State of Spheron!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 22, 2011, 12:20:26 PM
Okay. You are now the Capitalist Democratic Republic of Spheron.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on November 22, 2011, 12:25:16 PM
No... I don't want to be Capitalist... in fact, I'm a Socialist and a Capitalist. AND WHY AM I CAPITALIZING IT!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 22, 2011, 12:55:11 PM
Capitalist *impossible* ponies.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 22, 2011, 03:06:53 PM
Hello, I exist.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 22, 2011, 03:07:21 PM
Oh btw, I forgot that "Fucking, Austria is nothing to..."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 22, 2011, 03:07:38 PM
"...be excited about. This is puerile."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 22, 2011, 03:12:06 PM
/me nibbles on fiah
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on November 22, 2011, 03:25:42 PM
*doesn't accept alliance* It wouldn't serve any good use. Besides, I'd get killed. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 22, 2011, 03:28:08 PM
nihbbles u*-
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on November 22, 2011, 03:35:57 PM
Didn't work, as you forgot a *. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 22, 2011, 03:38:59 PM
yes it does

**************************
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 22, 2011, 04:49:10 PM
"[18:02] <+atomic7732> Don't hurt me :("
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 22, 2011, 05:08:08 PM
you're yummy
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 23, 2011, 05:23:22 PM
[19:04] <+atomic7732> It's legit
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 23, 2011, 07:38:07 PM
Quote from: mudkipz
SuicidalTendency   *stabs rose*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 24, 2011, 06:07:47 AM
[22:17] <+Darvince> i'd probably get like 21 out of 20 for an OCD test
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 24, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
"some years ago when I had friends IRL." - Bla
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on November 26, 2011, 02:48:20 AM
[01:44] <+atomic7732> Archini fell asleep
[01:44] == atomic7732 has changed nick to Foerkit
[01:44] <+Foerkit> She must have been tired
[01:45] <+Foerkit> Gonna go sleep with her
[01:45] <+Ivan_Braginski> Oh, do you have a special relation with her?
[01:45] <+Ivan_Braginski> I'm proud of you two!

Yes Darvince, your secret relation with atomic has been revealed.

[01:47] <+a7732|sleep> Archini is MINE
[01:47] <+a7732|sleep> GET AWAY!
[01:47]  * a7732|sleep throws something at mudkipz

Aww, little atomic trying to defend Darvince from the creepy, strange mudkipz.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 26, 2011, 02:48:46 AM
Kol. It really doesn't help that I had to change my nick for that.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 26, 2011, 10:20:58 AM
*creates universesandbox guild*
*dies within days due to naru's torture*
*nue commits suicide*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 26, 2011, 12:02:25 PM
*Fiah snacks on bread*
*Bla snacks about at Danglish are the beste language somemind. It are really sand. Wherefor will alle people not tale it? It are really sorrowly.*
Hints: Snakke = talk, at = that, er = am/is/are, nogensinde = ever, nogen = some, sind = mind, sandt = true, hvorfor = why, hvor = where, for =  for, tale = talk, sørgeligt = sad, sørge = sorrow.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 27, 2011, 06:21:16 PM
hi mom
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 27, 2011, 06:51:18 PM
hi mom

絵文字を, wtf あれこれ よう 他l金 亜ボウ?

\(^o^)/

(^ー^)ノ

o(^▽^)o





Emoticons, such as bow other sub-Fri Arekore l wtf?
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 02, 2011, 06:00:48 PM
|<--   mudkipz has left freenode (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
|<--   a7732|afk has left freenode (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
Darvince   killed 'em
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on December 02, 2011, 06:32:56 PM
|<--   mudkipz has left freenode (Ping timeout: 265 seconds)
|<--   a7732|afk has left freenode (Ping timeout: 260 seconds)
Darvince   killed 'em
You said that like 20 minutes later.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 02, 2011, 07:46:33 PM
because i was waiting for you to timeout then i realized you wouldn't and said that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 02, 2011, 08:08:07 PM
I officially into the tank and hit darvince with my sword.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 06, 2011, 01:29:05 PM
[20:15] <matty406> God's blood, this bard is a terrible singer.
[20:16] <matty406> Thank Talos she's started playing a lute instead.
[20:26] <mudkipz> lol
[20:26] <mudkipz> she took a arrow to the vocal cord prolly.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 06, 2011, 02:43:36 PM
Pure win. Bash.org it.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 06, 2011, 03:17:16 PM
hi mom

絵文字を, wtf あれこれ よう 他l金 亜ボウ?

\(^o^)/

(^ー^)ノ

o(^▽^)o





Emoticons, such as bow other sub-Fri Arekore l wtf?

look at this:
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 06, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
Are you tring to make the longest post?
Also, did you mix Chinese and japeness on purpose?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 07, 2011, 04:51:21 PM
[23:46] <+atomic7732> matty is best pony
[23:47] <matty406> If I must
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 07, 2011, 08:48:05 PM
Topic for ##universesandbox is “Darvince: *clop clop clop* | atomic: uhhh... *walks out of room* | Naru: Darvince stop fapping to lin | mudkipz: sup dawg, i herd you don't liek forming babby but i accidentally in your base | Alenga: ohai I'm cat 3 now lololololol u didn't think I would make it | Darv: *kisses nue* | atomic: wtf | Darv: *grabs nue* *nue flies away* | Lin: marry. | Naru: okay. | atomic: get awf meh”

Censored to small text for various reasons. Please keep it that way. :-\

Warning: May cause eye damage, involuntary thoughts of stabbing out your eyes, suicide, or other side effects yet unknown.
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Post by: FiahOwl on December 07, 2011, 08:52:16 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 07, 2011, 08:59:04 PM
Ummm no, he likes to act female.

(That's why Archini is...)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 07, 2011, 09:21:54 PM
[22:18] <+Darvince> yus
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 07, 2011, 11:07:55 PM
I was being sarcastic.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on December 08, 2011, 12:14:00 AM
Um. Uhh... can't unsee! :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 08, 2011, 08:03:08 AM
[21:15] <+Darvince> *fap fap fap*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 08, 2011, 12:55:26 PM
DVD rewinder
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 08, 2011, 05:42:40 PM
[19:41] <Linatalia_Elazia> I am pleased to announce I am marrying with Darvince
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 08, 2011, 05:50:58 PM
i lol'd so hard...

"[19:49] <Fiah> No! Im a girl!"
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 08, 2011, 06:12:34 PM
impersonation has beeen onkoverd

[20:11] <mudkipz>  Fiahstorm [615d0947@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.93.9.71]
[20:11] <mudkipz>  bong2 [615d0947@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.93.9.71]
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 08, 2011, 06:57:29 PM
ok, who used my idenity? (+ a 2)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 08, 2011, 07:00:27 PM
impersonation has beeen onkoverd

[20:11] <mudkipz>  Fiahstorm [615d0947@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.93.9.71]
[20:11] <mudkipz>  bong2 [615d0947@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.93.9.71]


FUCK! THATS MY IP! TAKE IT DOWN!

"ok, who used my idenity? (+ a 2)"

i lol'd


and no. its only some of your ips. I only know the state you live in.
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Post by: vh on December 08, 2011, 08:00:07 PM
california. your isp is in monteray bay, but thats all i can tell.
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 08, 2011, 08:07:19 PM
<mudkipz>   I call it "hurricane porn." First, there's the foreplay, which (unlike in actual pornography) can take several days. It starts with Doppler radar and satellite images that grow progressively larger and, dare I say it, more tumescent as the system approaches the coast. Cloud cover grows and the winds pick up, and most TV stations will have reporters positioned along the coast in areas projected to be in the storm's path. The
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 08, 2011, 09:45:26 PM
Darvince   kol, stellargaze gets all the guys so she can form babby
   Fiah   NO! SHE IS NO BABY MACHINE! I AM NOT A BABY MACHINE!
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 11, 2011, 06:58:09 PM
   Stellarglaze   I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY EYES
   atomic7732   I can kill you with my sword
   Stellarglaze   should i be scared
   *hides*
   atomic7732   \|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/\|/
   Darvince   i need a map of the entire middle east to get my bearings on lake urmia vs lake van
   atomic7732   yes you should
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on December 12, 2011, 07:42:38 AM
the Demonic Republic of Toxic Eggshells
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 12, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
ChanServ, you are more appealing by the day.
It's crazy how lovely your looks have gotten over the months we're been together.
You're such a pretty. :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 12, 2011, 05:25:23 PM
we've
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 12, 2011, 05:57:21 PM
I SAID JK LATER
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 12, 2011, 06:28:48 PM
YOU are now known as sand-republic
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 12, 2011, 07:00:11 PM
FoerkitxStellargaze...Archini = archiniforeveralone.png
It's actually...

"FoerkitxStellargaze...Archini = archiniforeveralone.png"

Edit: erm... the thing truncates it. wtf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 12, 2011, 07:18:02 PM
wtf it does
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 12, 2011, 07:48:15 PM
* Fiah posting randomly generated names
[2011-12-12 19:45:04] <Darvince> wtf
[2011-12-12 19:45:07] <atomic7732> twerpdolt
[2011-12-12 19:45:11] <Darvince> sneezeairdumb
[2011-12-12 19:45:13] <Darvince> xD
[2011-12-12 19:45:15] <atomic7732> lol
[2011-12-12 19:45:35] <atomic7732> these are so cheezy
[2011-12-12 19:46:00] <atomic7732> You... you... BUMPDOOF!
[2011-12-12 19:46:07] <atomic7732> yay EqD song
[2011-12-12 19:46:32] <Darvince> you...
[2011-12-12 19:46:33] <Darvince> you...
[2011-12-12 19:46:37] <Darvince> FAPHOOF!
[2011-12-12 19:46:40] <Darvince> >:(
[2011-12-12 19:47:00] <atomic7732> ...



* Later that day...
[2011-12-12 21:12:00] =-= Darvince is now known as darv\dinnar
[2011-12-12 21:12:04] <darv\dinnar> tf
[2011-12-12 21:12:09] <atomic7732> I thought you already ate dinner...
[2011-12-12 21:12:12] =-= darv\dinnar is now known as darv\brothers
[2011-12-12 21:12:19] =-= darv\brothers is now known as darv\hamsters
[2011-12-12 21:12:48] <atomic7732> You lying little... f... faphoof!
[2011-12-12 21:12:53] <atomic7732> ... Why did i just do that.
[2011-12-12 21:12:57] <--| YOU (atomic7732) have left ##universesandbox
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on December 13, 2011, 10:02:09 AM
Darv is officially fem.
Or bisexual. Or gay. Or kidding.
[/DemusedAtLackOfExistence]
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 13, 2011, 08:22:22 PM
lol scarred for life by ubox irc
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on December 13, 2011, 09:26:41 PM
"Just try laying one finger on my friends in front of me. I'll show you just how lukewarm the hell you came from is."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on December 13, 2011, 11:02:50 PM
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 13, 2011, 11:23:20 PM
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Now, I'm not certain if you cannot see anything that happens unless it was months ago, but Fiah now comes on the IRC and does not despise me. In fact, I would consider Mudkipz far more nonsensical than I ever was, even during 2010 when I didn't know anything about proper online behaviour and would constantly go on rampages of:
asd
as
das
dasd
af
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af
f
sf
asf
asdf
asdg
sda
f
asdf
sf
as
fasd
fsdgf
art
aretqwr
56
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bvc.
I'm not like that anyone, although I still am cutting down my spamming. I've trained myself to spam rarely, and now I only spam when I'm extremely angry, and I am trying to cut that out.

I've cut out the parts that make any sense, for you deoxy, so that your mind is not tainted by sense coming from such a foul and dirty mouth and that you would such as to begin to like me, instead of hating me so much you would rather kill me and five friends than some random strangers. By the way, I'd much rather be doing my homework than this crap, but I had to at least take out some rage on you that has been piling up from Zelgeron's constant yelling of "WUFFIE!" or "UNIE!", your stereotypical views of me, and your constant hypocritical bashing of others.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on December 13, 2011, 11:28:22 PM
Darvince learned how to type.
*claps*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on December 13, 2011, 11:28:54 PM
@Darvince Fiah actually says it's funny to see you post nonsensically to me in a private chat.

But I can't get anyone to agree except Fiah. Unfortunately. I'm getting so tempted to ask my ISP to block this forum or redirect this forum (and subdomains) to 127.0.0.1.

@Naru523: That he did.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on December 13, 2011, 11:30:08 PM
@Self Okay, that's it, leaving time (I'll still be active, but I'll be silent.)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 13, 2011, 11:32:40 PM
I congratulate you on learning how to use sarcasm, it's very fascinating. Such a wonderful use of the @ character, isn't it? I just love sarcastic people.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 13, 2011, 11:34:25 PM
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Now, I'm not certain if you cannot see anything that happens unless it was months ago, but Fiah now comes on the IRC and does not despise me. In fact, I would consider Mudkipz far more nonsensical than I ever was, even during 2010 when I didn't know anything about proper online behaviour and would constantly go on rampages of:
asd
as
das
dasd
af
d
af
f
sf
asf
asdf
asdg
sda
f
asdf
sf
as
fasd
fsdgf
art
aretqwr
56
g
dgf
bvc.
I'm not like that anyone, although I still am cutting down my spamming. I've trained myself to spam rarely, and now I only spam when I'm extremely angry, and I am trying to cut that out.

I've cut out the parts that make any sense, for you deoxy, so that your mind is not tainted by sense coming from such a foul and dirty mouth and that you would such as to begin to like me, instead of hating me so much you would rather kill me and five friends than some random strangers. By the way, I'd much rather be doing my homework than this crap, but I had to at least take out some rage on you that has been piling up from Zelgeron's constant yelling of "WUFFIE!" or "UNIE!", your stereotypical views of me, and your constant hypocritical bashing of others.

I fixed the post for anyone else that desires to read it without a heavy inconvenience to themselves.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on December 13, 2011, 11:37:23 PM
Read the Goodbye topic for more.

Currently, I am on AI mode for this post. Please do not switch it of- DAMN IT! WHO SWITCHED IT OFF! <- Final joke for December
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 14, 2011, 06:50:09 AM
@Darvince Fiah actually says it's funny to see you post nonsensically to me in a private chat.
Shouldn't that be more or less kept... uhhh... you know... private?

Quote
I'm getting so tempted to ask my ISP to block this forum or redirect this forum (and subdomains) to 127.0.0.1.
So no one else with the same ISP can get there? Sucks for them if you do get it to work.

I fixed the post for anyone else that desires to read it without a heavy inconvenience to themselves.
You're telling me this now?!?!?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 14, 2011, 07:29:00 AM
Deoxy: If you ask your ISP to block it, literally everyone on Comcast would not be able to view this website. I figure you'll make some fantastical story to make it seem as if this website is full of advertisements, viruses, malware, and adware, as well as possibly having them sue Dan for your petty reasons.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 14, 2011, 07:56:19 AM
"Okay, I'm leaving, for real this time"
Funny thought that deoxy would up and leave. It's so hard for him, maybe he secretly loves everyone on here.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 14, 2011, 09:50:29 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 14, 2011, 01:03:11 PM
Deoxy: If you ask your ISP to block it, literally everyone on Comcast would not be able to view this website. I figure you'll make some fantastical story to make it seem as if this website is full of advertisements, viruses, malware, and adware, as well as possibly having them sue Dan for your petty reasons.

lolwut
i rainnbow'd
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on December 14, 2011, 06:04:37 PM
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Pfft, sense of humor much? And nothing wrong with having fun on IRC. Also, are you questioning my intelligence as I am also on IRC? (although as a relative newcomer).
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 14, 2011, 07:38:14 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 14, 2011, 07:46:53 PM
take a owl to the knee
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 14, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
smjjames, you haven't seen the worst of it. Trust me, it's awful.
No... It's not.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 14, 2011, 08:11:13 PM
No, not scarred by the IRC, more like questioning the intelligence of the people on the IRC. Mudkipz and Darvince especially, you make absolutely no sense.

Again, every time I say this people disagree, Fiah, though, actually agrees with Darvince and Mudkipz being stupid and non-sensical.

Pfft, sense of humor much? And nothing wrong with having fun on IRC. Also, are you questioning my intelligence as I am also on IRC? (although as a relative newcomer).

smjjames, you haven't seen the worst of it. Trust me, it's awful.

Okay then, I'll talk about porn.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 18, 2011, 12:07:53 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on December 19, 2011, 08:03:44 PM
[19:02] <+Darvince> what if dan is a brony
[19:02] <+Aebble> Then I will hug him.
[19:02] <+Darvince> what if dan is a brony-influenced
[19:02] <+Aebble> Shat, please don't quote that into the SAOFQT!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 19, 2011, 08:14:14 PM
[2011-12-19 20:07:13] <atomic7732> I deny all internet relationships with me
[2011-12-19 20:07:18] <Darvince> okay
[2011-12-19 20:07:23] <Darvince> then i fuck you forever
[2011-12-19 20:07:24] <atomic7732> but not any of my representations
[2011-12-19 20:07:32] <atomic7732> aka Foerkit
[2011-12-19 20:07:33] <ivan_braginski> pfft
[2011-12-19 20:07:38] <Darvince> fuck you all
[2011-12-19 20:07:43] <Aebble> Neede more credits
[2011-12-19 20:07:44] <Aebble> crap
[2011-12-19 20:07:49] <Darvince> go die in blood-filled holes you bitches
[2011-12-19 20:07:51] <atomic7732> fail
[2011-12-19 20:08:02] <Darvince> go eat your socks.
[2011-12-19 20:08:06] <Darvince> and you have to
[2011-12-19 20:08:08] <Darvince> you bitch
[2011-12-19 20:08:12] <ivan_braginski> B-but I already am!
[2011-12-19 20:08:17] <Darvince> shut the fuck up
[2011-12-19 20:08:21] <Darvince> leave my life
[2011-12-19 20:08:22] <ivan_braginski> Sock and shoe pasta!
[2011-12-19 20:08:28] <Darvince> you are too shitty to be near me
[2011-12-19 20:08:31] <Darvince> you dipshits
[2011-12-19 20:08:38] <ivan_braginski> I ove you too honeybun
[2011-12-19 20:08:38] <Darvince> especially you atomic7732
[2011-12-19 20:08:41] <atomic7732> darvraig
[2011-12-19 20:08:43] <atomic7732> lol
[2011-12-19 20:08:49] <Darvince> ikr
[2011-12-19 20:09:09] <atomic7732> naru oves you
[2011-12-19 20:09:16] <ivan_braginski> owes*
[2011-12-19 20:09:23] <atomic7732> orthat
[2011-12-19 20:09:25] <Darvince> i should throw you into a pit full of spikes with legos being pelted at you just fast enough to be very painful but not fast enough to kill you
[2011-12-19 20:09:29] <atomic7732> idk why you'd WANT to owe someone something
[2011-12-19 20:09:37] <atomic7732> that would mean you are reluctant to actually repay them
[2011-12-19 20:09:37] <ivan_braginski> Drugs.
[2011-12-19 20:09:39] <ivan_braginski> Lots of 'em
[2011-12-19 20:10:02] <Darvince> fuck off
[2011-12-19 20:10:11] <Aebble> I'm going to mess with earth
[2011-12-19 20:10:15] <Darvince> good
[2011-12-19 20:10:21] <Aebble> Do you want sea higher or lower?
[2011-12-19 20:10:21] <Darvince> make my house a glorious mansion
[2011-12-19 20:10:37] <Darvince> with everyone else bowing down and being shot with legos
[2011-12-19 20:10:37] <atomic7732> make my house beachfront property
[2011-12-19 20:10:42] <Aebble> The Ocean, higher or lower?
[2011-12-19 20:10:47] <Aebble> ok, atomic
[2011-12-19 20:10:53] <Aebble> Pheonix...
[2011-12-19 20:11:03] <atomic7732> *Phoenix
[2011-12-19 20:11:07] <Darvince> is -1209 feet
[2011-12-19 20:11:12] <Aebble> Meh, I'll make mine beachfront in the proscess.
[2011-12-19 20:11:23] <Darvince> fuck.
[2011-12-19 20:11:25] <Darvince> off.
[2011-12-19 20:11:31] <Darvince> go die in ten thousand holes.
[2011-12-19 20:12:33] <ivan_braginski> I  can't
[2011-12-19 20:12:35] <ivan_braginski> they're too small
[2011-12-19 20:12:58] <Darvince> then kill yourself with legos
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 20, 2011, 02:58:28 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 20, 2011, 02:59:36 PM
Aulxcia   Quoted

For the stupidity.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 20, 2011, 03:26:36 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 20, 2011, 03:45:14 PM
tf/
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 20, 2011, 04:13:35 PM
I'm sorry but quoting yourself isn't as funny.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on December 20, 2011, 04:15:01 PM
Quote from: Bla
It is! :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 20, 2011, 08:30:44 PM
<SandRepublic>   because apparently some fifth graders thought howoh
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 20, 2011, 09:54:46 PM
Hamster's stupidity outside of the world of literacy amazes me.

Hamster: I need to know the melting point of water in Celsius!
Me: It's the same as the freezing point.
Hamster: But it might not be! Things don't always freeze at the same point they melt!
Me: Things always freeze at the same point they melt.
Hamster: No they don't!
Me: Well what kind of water is it?
Hamster: I don't know! He just put 'water'!
Me: Then it could be anywhere from -2 Celsius to 1 Celsius.
*legolas image pops up on her screensaver*
Hamster: WHAT?! Legolas, he is confusing me!
Me: Say you have some water. Then you freeze that water at 0C, and then you melt the water again at 0C.
Hamster: But that's not necessarily true!
Me: The melting point of water is the same as its freezing point.
Hamster: I'm putting a question mark for that question!
Me: It's zero Celsius.
Hamster: Okay, then I'll put 'freezing point' after it.
Me: It's just zero Celsius!
Hamster: Fine, I'll put zero Celsius for the answer. *seems irritated*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 20, 2011, 10:01:45 PM
actually

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agar)

melting point is not necessarily the same as freezing point in many substances
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 20, 2011, 10:06:48 PM
wierd gelatinous/waxy substances probably not. I'm pretty sure in most though...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 20, 2011, 10:11:36 PM
ze key word here is "always"

"Hamster: But it might not be! Things don't always freeze at the same point they melt!
Me: Things always freeze at the same point they melt."

kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on December 20, 2011, 10:21:55 PM
Well, yes, some substances don't freeze at the same point they melt, but with water, it always freezes at the same point they melt.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on December 20, 2011, 10:41:12 PM
Who the heck is hamster? And where are you getting that chatlog from Darv?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 20, 2011, 10:42:40 PM
darvince's sister.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on December 20, 2011, 10:43:11 PM
Who the heck is hamster? And where are you getting that chatlog from Darv?
Hamster is Darvince's sister and it's not a chatlog, just their conversation.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on December 21, 2011, 12:22:47 AM
Lol, how old is she, 8? No offense meant to your sister though darvince.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 25, 2011, 06:33:41 PM
"how you you increase research"-bong
About ae
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on December 30, 2011, 02:36:33 AM
"atomic7732: darv. I don't think you should be telling... I was going to say us... me that.
Seriously, shut the fuck up, and keep your stuff to yourself"

I laughed at this.
I'm a terrible person.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 30, 2011, 06:34:12 AM
[22:02] <+Darv|eating> I'd die with a mudkip
[22:02] <+Darv|eating> I could be tortured
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 30, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
So what?
Last night is marked on my five most stupid things I've ever done anyway.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 30, 2011, 01:06:10 PM
So what?
Last night is marked on my five most stupid things I've ever done anyway.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 05, 2012, 02:46:25 PM
mudkipz was a corrupt dictator
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 05, 2012, 05:10:18 PM
skirtisan   ....i'll eat u
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 05, 2012, 06:13:38 PM
wtf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: ShoeUnited on January 05, 2012, 08:14:44 PM
Well, with pure water, the melting point is always 0C.  But the freezing point varies with pressure.  You can get pure water to stay liquid down to -42C.  Generally, the accepted answer is 0C of course.  But technically, the freezing point depends on pressure and the presence of nucleators.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 05, 2012, 08:52:01 PM
so i herd ur a pure water.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 05, 2012, 10:02:51 PM
[23:59] <+Ivan_Braginski> you already bought me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 06, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
[21:51] <+NarDarFarEvar> I still love you dardar
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 06, 2012, 08:31:31 PM
[22:29] <+NarDar> ... darv can I marry you.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 06, 2012, 09:34:40 PM
"Hey, tell me, pretty rose! Should I pluck your petals and crush them in my hand? Your selfish thorns wounding me. That's the only pain I need to feel good."

"Do you want to drown in red tears from those despiseful eyes?"

"Hey listen! Cute doll who's so distant and says nothing with ornate eyes and and ornate mouth. Deny me and I won't forgive you!"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 07, 2012, 01:04:26 PM
[15:03]  * NarDar was slain a thousand times
[15:03] <skirtisan> lolwu
[15:03]  * atomic7732 slays NarDar 1000 times


time machine

Has been invented.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 07, 2012, 01:08:02 PM
Thanks for your help!!!--Darvince you are like the god of this forum


loldarvincebecomesagod.png
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on January 07, 2012, 02:12:28 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 07, 2012, 02:50:24 PM
so i herd u liek to spaz a cookie
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 07, 2012, 03:37:47 PM
Kol earlyfiah.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on January 07, 2012, 07:16:55 PM
Early self sounds like an bully:

If your mom says NO, I say NO!
Case Closed! No universe sandbox! Too Bad!

I can't believe I acted like that. Also, I can't believe it's not butter.

But usually, that's what I was taught to do, to act mean because most people acted mean to me on other forums. But now, I have a reason. *points at Darvince and Mudkipz* Just kidding.

I don't even know "case closed" meant to me back then when I did that.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 07, 2012, 07:40:19 PM
My first ever post:
Unfortunately, my Sand box is acting up as well. So i'll follow this thread. :-X
When I make a first post on a forum, I'm usually shy and act strangely until I sik in to avoid shock from a different reply style that I'm not used to in the other forums I visit.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 07, 2012, 07:42:52 PM
Yay
My fictional Empire means everything to me. It has to be correct. ???

Bla:used to be perfectionist :D
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on January 07, 2012, 07:49:20 PM
And used to be paranoid about viruses.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 07, 2012, 07:50:17 PM
Would you be able to make more object presets like Uranus, Mercury, Venus, Titan, Iapetus, Mimas, Ganymede, Europa, Io, and Callisto so that when you make a solar system you can have more objects to choose from to make it more realistic? That would be cool. Also add the pictures for Enceladus and Rhea?

My first post... lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 07, 2012, 08:58:19 PM
Kol earlyfiah.

My most recent post...
Oh wait...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 08, 2012, 06:27:24 PM
[20:26] <+Darvince> hi mudkipz is a cute
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 09, 2012, 10:25:14 PM
<Anonymous>   My depression is reaching an all-time high for the 15th day straight.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 10, 2012, 06:53:00 PM
[20:52] <skirtisan> tada
[20:52] <+atomic7732> wut
[20:52] <+Darvince> tf
[20:52] <skirtisan> *runs*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 10, 2012, 07:17:05 PM
[21:09] <+CptKestrelfort> In nationstates I got a "gays in the military" issue
[21:09] <+CptKestrelfort> I ordered that all soldiers MUST be gay
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 10, 2012, 07:46:54 PM
skirtisan   so yeah, i sit here all day everyday and drip pee in my mouth
inb4 it's safq'd

the rectangular region is! selective nuking what this is
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 10, 2012, 11:37:51 PM
"Someday soon, a young couple will take their children to their first baseball game and hear the kids exclaim, "This is great. It's almost like the real baseball we play on our home screen.""
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 12, 2012, 04:39:50 PM
[15:35]   Naru523   Quick! Atomic, go take 'yer turn!
[15:36]   atomic7732   what
[15:36]   atomic7732   wtf I didn't know it was a new round
[15:37]   atomic7732   Had I known I would have taken my turn before you stole my provinces
[15:37]   atomic7732   gahfdskjagksghaiuewogk esihyer
[15:37]   atomic7732   awjhywyjwhaj ihrkjogtir
[15:37]   atomic7732   I sound like such a poor sport when I play this game
[15:37]   atomic7732   all the more reason to be mad at mysahkghjwkh SOKraghrodsl
[15:37]   atomic7732   dsdghsahgawhkowe
[15:37]   atomic7732   jehosro

And so on.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on January 12, 2012, 04:43:05 PM
And he tells me I spam. What a hypocrite.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on January 12, 2012, 04:53:31 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 12, 2012, 05:11:24 PM
And he tells me I spam. What a hypocrite.
That's because you do. And you're generally not even mad... and then when you do get mad... the spam continues.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on January 12, 2012, 05:18:39 PM
Argue all you want, it doesn't change the fact that you are wrong.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 12, 2012, 05:25:48 PM
Don't argue, kids. Only I'm right.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 12, 2012, 05:26:41 PM
Argue all you want, it doesn't change the fact that you are wrong.
I'm not arguing. And the fact that "being wrong" is subjective just makes your claim invalid (not wrong). No one can say someone is wrong without using defined, objective terms (aka proof).

Besides, this has nothing to do with the topic. If you want to "argue" with me, PM me or something.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on January 12, 2012, 05:30:23 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 12, 2012, 08:04:05 PM
[22:02] <+skirtisan> hi i'm back
[22:02] <Shmoopy> SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:03] <+skirtisan> ohdear
[22:03] <Shmoopy> lol
[22:03] <Shmoopy> I love you

And people think i'm random...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on January 12, 2012, 08:40:52 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 12, 2012, 08:43:07 PM
problem? you seem to have one.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 12, 2012, 08:53:48 PM
idk, you seem to support deoxy's idea of random irratating you. Also you put up a poll asking if i was a fail, then changed that to a poll asking if i was random and immature, thus correlating the two and suggesting randomness is fail.

Although since you clarified it in the other thread i don't need to.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 12, 2012, 08:55:21 PM
[22:07] <Shmoopy> I had to write a letter from the point of view of a soldier in vietnam
[22:07] <Shmoopy> to his parents
[22:08] <Shmoopy> It didn't specify who his parents are, so he has two dads
[22:08] <Shmoopy> I work hard to make my teachers uncomfortable
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 13, 2012, 01:19:52 PM
The past three days in a nutshell.

Tombstone has joined the game
Tombstone >pew> mudkipz
mudkipz >pew> Tombstone
Tombstone >pew> mudkipz
mudkip >pew> Tombstone
Bla >pew> Tombstone
Tombstone has left the game
Bla eat debris
mudkipz eat debris

Blapproved
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 13, 2012, 08:54:06 PM
[22:51] <+skirtisan> will you have my babbies then?
[22:51] <+Darvincia> yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 14, 2012, 12:56:17 AM
    /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ WON’T YOU BECOME A MAGICAL BOY?

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on January 14, 2012, 06:00:21 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 15, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
<+atomic7732> it's probably like "neptune is 8 plant frum sun"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 15, 2012, 07:36:44 PM
By request.

[2012-01-15 19:18:42] <skirtisan> my high school has an astronomy course :P
[2012-01-15 19:18:49] <atomic7732> wut
[2012-01-15 19:18:50] <atomic7732> you suck
[2012-01-15 19:19:14] <atomic7732> it's probably like "neptune is 8 plant frum sun"
[2012-01-15 19:19:16] <skirtisan> ...kol ur jealous
[2012-01-15 19:19:18] <skirtisan> no not really
[2012-01-15 19:19:22] <skirtisan> its hard
[2012-01-15 19:19:24] <Darvince> yeah
[2012-01-15 19:19:32] <Darvince> that's why i didn't taken the one at my school
[2012-01-15 19:19:36] <skirtisan> one of the pre-reqs is like ap physics
[2012-01-15 19:19:38] <atomic7732> "uranus is 70 plany fmto su"
[2012-01-15 19:19:43] <skirtisan> ...no
[2012-01-15 19:19:46] <Darvince> wtf atomic
[2012-01-15 19:19:53] <atomic7732> "septuhn is 5 jdjat[g":L"
[2012-01-15 19:19:53] <atomic7732> g
[2012-01-15 19:19:57] <Darvince> wtf
[2012-01-15 19:20:00] <atomic7732> lol
[2012-01-15 19:20:11] <Darvince> inb4 incomprehensible one about jupiter
[2012-01-15 19:20:22] <atomic7732> idk "Advanced Algebra" right now is stuff I learned in pre-algebra
[2012-01-15 19:20:30] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-01-15 19:20:33] <skirtisan> actually it'd be more like
[2012-01-15 19:20:33] <atomic7732> verrrryyyy advanced
[2012-01-15 19:20:48] <skirtisan> based on the spectrum of the star; find the radius of the star
[2012-01-15 19:20:49] <Darvince> "jiiprpitjria is 5 iooooopalniernhtoety  iofrma siodfnnn"fasdhui
[2012-01-15 19:20:55] <skirtisan> oh and the orbit of a planet
[2012-01-15 19:20:55] <atomic7732> oh that's still easy
[2012-01-15 19:20:57] <skirtisan> or whatever
[2012-01-15 19:21:02] <skirtisan> :P
[2012-01-15 19:21:09] <atomic7732> the kepler thingy has you do that
[2012-01-15 19:21:17] <atomic7732> I programmed a planet calculator
[2012-01-15 19:21:18] <Darvince> "jmasdkl rjkls fsss is 4 pal;eenreta fretsaeofmv sdufaudfnibmvb"
[2012-01-15 19:21:22] <atomic7732> I broke it though
[2012-01-15 19:21:24] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-01-15 19:21:40] <atomic7732> let me find it
[2012-01-15 19:21:56] <Darvince> "erasesdddtrtretauhgcgh ijuouijssdd 3 adpsol[plamdnfueinret frroiuim sudnfainuinub klbvm klbmnbvmknlbcmskmpa6kozsuj"
[2012-01-15 19:22:14] <atomic7732> http://kepler.nasa.gov/multimedia/Interactives/keplerFlashAdvDiscovery/ (http://kepler.nasa.gov/multimedia/Interactives/keplerFlashAdvDiscovery/)
[2012-01-15 19:23:20] <Darvince> "vcfjkv jkbduwenrtuinuihdjuijgis digfmsicf af sdfidm gtidfjiog2fniodnixfnaiodgf dsgfsdioapgdflpbolv  maner etsfd frobmgboimn ayusndusnungovnn"
[2012-01-15 19:23:46] <Darvince> inb4 "wtf"
[2012-01-15 19:23:51] <skirtisan> ...tttt
[2012-01-15 19:23:52] <atomic7732> maner
[2012-01-15 19:23:56] <skirtisan> stop aw eet
[2012-01-15 19:24:18] <skirtisan> hi again
[2012-01-15 19:24:28] <Darvince> hold on i'm writing mercury's
[2012-01-15 19:24:50] <Darvince> "m bviomvmnmkvm klb ldlmeryefrwtyrgeyrsgtyf etrewutityiohuyiougiuvhcuivhcyub cf cu xvuvhv  vrytbrtyryhtuytinity fi cbki b  k     cvc ihgihgijyuokikiodfsdfdsf sf dgfds gmb b    1  fuiojdjfiojioojkliplkphjklm njkandjkasndjnjetnrjkrnjk dfs fff frfryop jh,pm,bnom,bnopm  m c    sfusdhnguinhiufnnnbuin bj "
[2012-01-15 19:24:57] <matty406> Oh gods lol
[2012-01-15 19:24:59] <Darvince> = mercury is first planet from sun
[2012-01-15 19:25:04] <atomic7732> http://kepler.nasa.gov/images/KeplerSunsPlanets_rowe1-full.jpg (http://kepler.nasa.gov/images/KeplerSunsPlanets_rowe1-full.jpg)
[2012-01-15 19:25:41] <matty406> JUPTUR IS GARSE GIUNT
[2012-01-15 19:25:44] <atomic7732> http://kepler.nasa.gov/ (http://kepler.nasa.gov/) lol failing location
[2012-01-15 19:25:53] <atomic7732> "untitled no size"
[2012-01-15 19:26:31] <Darvince> "pluto r 9 planet from sun"
[2012-01-15 19:26:57] <matty406> BUT R PLUTUR PLANT?
[2012-01-15 19:27:07] <atomic7732> ^
[2012-01-15 19:27:39] <Darvince> no becos neptun r plant
[2012-01-15 19:27:44] <Darvince> tehn uranus r plany
[2012-01-15 19:27:48] <skirtisan> wtf
[2012-01-15 19:27:57] <skirtisan> pluto are actualy 4.4 plant from sunnn
[2012-01-15 19:27:59] <skirtisan> SUNN
[2012-01-15 19:28:01] <skirtisan> NNNNNNNNNN
[2012-01-15 19:28:07] <Darvince> tehn septuhn r jdjat[g":L
[2012-01-15 19:28:11] <skirtisan> wtf
[2012-01-15 19:28:16] <skirtisan> the stupidity is too much
[2012-01-15 19:28:20] <skirtisan> *brain dies*
[2012-01-15 19:29:02] <atomic7732> idk how I got septuhn from saturn
[2012-01-15 19:29:02] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-01-15 19:29:05] <matty406> Wut colr r spess shutl?
[2012-01-15 19:29:13] <atomic7732> bloo
[2012-01-15 19:29:14] <skirtisan> kol
[2012-01-15 19:29:43] <skirtisan> da astronaut ride le space shuttle too mooohn
[2012-01-15 19:29:57] <Darvince> but tneh jiiprpitjria r iooooopalniernhtoety iofrma siodfnnn
[2012-01-15 19:30:43] <atomic7732> http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/OH/transit12.html (http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/OH/transit12.html)
[2012-01-15 19:30:43] <matty406> Whar iz th Hoers Hed Nebular locetud?
[2012-01-15 19:30:44] <skirtisan> ....wtf
[2012-01-15 19:31:11] <Darvince> alzi jmasdkl rjkls fsss r pal;eenreta
[2012-01-15 19:31:12] <atomic7732> uhryaun!
[2012-01-15 19:31:29] <Darvince> u frgo taht hopmmome palpalpksoanetet r 3
[2012-01-15 19:31:51] <matty406> wvart ids Triagnulumum?
[2012-01-15 19:32:01] <Darvince> bu vcfjkv jkbduwenrtuinuihdjuijgis digfmsicf af r 2 fniodnixfnaiodgf dsgfsdioapgdflpbolv
[2012-01-15 19:32:02] <matty406> Id is:
[2012-01-15 19:32:03] <atomic7732> palpalksoanetet sounds like an inuit word
[2012-01-15 19:32:11] <matty406> A. A plant
[2012-01-15 19:32:15] <matty406> B. A stur
[2012-01-15 19:32:21] <matty406> C. A Goluxus
[2012-01-15 19:32:23] <Darvince> iges b
[2012-01-15 19:32:30] <atomic7732> H!
[2012-01-15 19:32:34] <matty406> D. A musiculic instrumnt
[2012-01-15 19:32:37] <atomic7732> iges toaly H!
[2012-01-15 19:32:40] <skirtisan> BLAK HOAL AHHH IT EAT MEEEE HALP
[2012-01-15 19:32:45] <Darvince> iges (
[2012-01-15 19:33:10] <atomic7732> wate no
[2012-01-15 19:33:13] <atomic7732> iges D
[2012-01-15 19:33:22] <Darvince> alto 1 m bviomvmnmkvm klb ldlmeryefrwtyrgeyrsgtyf etrewutityiohuyiougiuvhcuivhcyub cf cu xvuvhv vrytbrtyryhtuytinity fi r fuiojdjfiojioojkliplkphjklm njkandjkasndjnjetnrjkrnjk dfs fff
[2012-01-15 19:33:30] <atomic7732> musiculic instumnt aar triagnulumum
[2012-01-15 19:33:48] <Darvince> o!
[2012-01-15 19:34:07] <atomic7732> pleegz intellijabil
[2012-01-15 19:34:08] <Darvince> trianignifndimyuuyrklunmktymulymulrymrlyrtmrklmhubnum r actala a galaka :O
[2012-01-15 19:34:14] <atomic7732> thangs
[2012-01-15 19:34:18] <skirtisan> ttt my head is hurting from this garbage
[2012-01-15 19:34:23] <skirtisan> speak \you english
[2012-01-15 19:34:24] <atomic7732> gud
[2012-01-15 19:34:26] <Darvince> ho itelejebel
[2012-01-15 19:34:30] <skirtisan> oshi-
[2012-01-15 19:34:37] |<-- matty406 has left freenode (Quit: visitund Juptursad fiiive plant frum suns)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on January 15, 2012, 08:29:40 PM
You say I spam. And then here you go, spamming.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 15, 2012, 08:34:44 PM
^ deoxy fail number 8991
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on January 15, 2012, 08:48:00 PM
^ Darvinces "I don't want to admit you're right." #32834
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 15, 2012, 08:56:07 PM
In case you are wondering, that's because spamming is when people don't enjoy it, or are interested in it, at least according to the widely accepted definition. So to everyone in the IRC at that time, it was only spam to mudkipz.

However, your definition of spam is when people say anything that could potentially change the topic and/or be something that you do not like. It may, however, also be something that you are neutral about, and are put off from simply because you believe that if someone spams about it, the thing is automatically stupid. Also, if mudkipz or I say anything, it is automatically spam.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 15, 2012, 08:58:29 PM
eww newdarv.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 15, 2012, 08:59:01 PM
Actually, we should be using the term "flooding," not "spamming." Spamming is like trying to advertize, flooding floods the screen with (generally) irrelevant or excessive comments. In this case to some these might be irrelevant, but they are not excessive.

Excessive as in posts per person and percent of chat while everyone is chatting.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 15, 2012, 09:01:08 PM
Insane Girl Overjoyed about Japan Earthquake, a Sign from God
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 16, 2012, 12:04:18 AM
Love - the reason for many unfortunate things and the result of overcoming those things. "Without love, it cannot be seen."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 16, 2012, 04:26:48 PM
posted again because its win


[18:25] <matty406> Whennnnn will Bla update the server.
[18:25] <+skirtisan> when bukkit comes out
[18:25] <+skirtisan> >.>
[18:25] <+Naru523> When Darvince gets pregnant <3
[18:25] <+Darvince> wtf
[18:25] <matty406> Hurry up then.
[18:25] <+Darvince> that's im-
[18:25] <+Darvince> MATTY
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 17, 2012, 10:35:59 PM
Alas, because atomic forced me to do so. inb4 ban on the next day.

[21:18]   atomic7732   and I'm going to leave you on a really odd note
[21:18]   Darvince   *normal
[21:18]   Darvince   because there's 49.4% or so of days are school
[21:18]   atomic7732   concerning the inb4 thing
[21:18]   Darvince   50.6% or so are not
[21:19]   atomic7732   and how you said inb4 me clopping
[21:19]   Darvince   aww
[21:19]   Darvince   FUCK YOU
[21:19]   atomic7732   I'm going to say that's MUCH more likely than you ever doing so
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 17, 2012, 10:39:00 PM
What is this I don't even.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 18, 2012, 04:19:20 AM
Alas, because atomic forced me to do so. inb4 ban on the next day.

[21:18]   atomic7732   and I'm going to leave you on a really odd note
[21:18]   Darvince   *normal
[21:18]   Darvince   because there's 49.4% or so of days are school
[21:18]   atomic7732   concerning the inb4 thing
[21:18]   Darvince   50.6% or so are not
[21:19]   atomic7732   and how you said inb4 me clopping
[21:19]   Darvince   aww
[21:19]   Darvince   FUCK YOU
[21:19]   atomic7732   I'm going to say that's MUCH more likely than you ever doing so
Did I hear this implication correctly?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 18, 2012, 05:51:45 AM
... I knew it. He'd say he'd post it, not post it, I check, he didn't post it, I leave, and he posts it.

Fluttershy - how dare you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LijTNluceSA#ws)

From now on remind me to query Darvince.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 18, 2012, 04:10:30 PM
[18:09] <+matty406> Fiah necro, carry on
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 18, 2012, 05:21:38 PM
Meanwhile, in southern California, Fiah was almost done thinking up a plan to change the gender of half of the Universe Sandbox community for his own fantasies. He was ready to put the plan into action.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 18, 2012, 05:53:27 PM
I wrote that, btw. No need to thank me.
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 18, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
[21:22]   Fiahstorm                  guys i love naru
[21:24]   Fiahstorm             nue, i love you
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 18, 2012, 10:59:43 PM
[21:58]   DocFia   fuck me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 19, 2012, 06:57:24 AM
Stop wanting to change my gender!!!oneone

Leninkat ish nawt amused!!!onemilliononehundredeleventhousandonehundredandeleven

*Changes all of you to hermaphrodites, just because I can, and yoghurt*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 19, 2012, 07:10:55 AM
Fiah did that to me in his dream!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!one!!!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 19, 2012, 07:31:54 AM
Notch ftw.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 19, 2012, 10:16:51 AM
Fiah did that to me in his dream!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!one!!!

Le me have le no control over le me dream usually.

But hey; you still had a penis some how...
That being the definition...

DARVINCE! WHAT ARE YOU! THIS STORY IS MADNESS!
Not much different than yours imo.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 19, 2012, 04:31:54 PM
[15:29]   atomic7732   darv isn't back?
[15:29]   atomic7732   llllaaammmmmeeeeee
[15:30]   Naru523   Oh, so I knew you loved him
[15:30]   skirtisan   hi atomic
[15:30]   Naru523   Le' truth haz been REVEALE!
[15:30]   atomic7732   ...
[15:30]   atomic7732   sure
[15:30]   atomic7732   sure, if that's what you want to say, then yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 20, 2012, 07:38:16 PM
Naru523   no because I had to see my knife. it got injured when i was stabbing my dog
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 20, 2012, 07:54:44 PM
Oh gods Fiah's getting a little creepier each time.
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 20, 2012, 07:57:01 PM
...

wut

...

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 20, 2012, 07:59:47 PM
Just wait.
I'm a little creeped out now.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 20, 2012, 08:01:35 PM
suddenly, Atomic's doorbell rings
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 20, 2012, 08:01:57 PM
kolwut that's brittney spears. complicated spelling names.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 20, 2012, 10:04:11 PM
[21:01]   Darv|brocomp   oshi my brother wants in
[21:01]   |<--   Darv|brocomp has left freenode (Quit: Page closed)
[21:02]   Naru523   that's what she said
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 20, 2012, 11:06:15 PM
FictilePegasus: asdftgjgtuihuiht
matty406:        asdgfdsaacslopclmjfds
FictilePegasus: Cslop?
FictilePegasus: matty...
matty406:        heee
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 21, 2012, 07:00:50 AM
.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 21, 2012, 10:03:36 AM
God all your blaze for only 99 eurodollars!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 21, 2012, 12:37:08 PM
[19:36] <+atomic7732> the banner tab is still being like "herpaderp wut do i dooooo"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 22, 2012, 02:01:36 AM
[01:57]   Darvince   yyg
[01:59]   atomic7732   dra
   asleeporsumthin   sil
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 22, 2012, 07:40:21 PM
[21:35] <+Darvince> the nuemeliar republic is offended
[21:35] <+skirtisan> the numeliar republic will be nonexistant in about 5 seconds *presses red button*
[21:37] <+Darvince> oshi
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 22, 2012, 08:55:47 PM
   atomic7732   iho
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 22, 2012, 08:56:12 PM
atomic7732   wtf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 22, 2012, 09:12:29 PM
Darvince   quotsnap'd
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 22, 2012, 10:06:35 PM
What is this madness.
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 22, 2012, 10:15:24 PM
When can a joy rock? The screen abides the sloppy enthusiasm.
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 23, 2012, 04:01:31 AM
wtf.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 23, 2012, 05:13:12 AM
[01:57]   Darvince   yyg
[01:59]   atomic7732   dra
   asleeporsumthin   sil
Dohoho
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 23, 2012, 06:20:39 AM
The cotton catalogs an alphabetical designer against this hypothesis.
Out of all of that, this was the best one. :P

Child manufactures Carbon Monoxide Poisoning.
This one was pretty good too.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 23, 2012, 08:21:52 AM
Kol, those randomly generated stories with keywords give some hilarious sentences.

The revolutionary shade explodes under a so thread.
The cooking tree produces sex over a bear.
The air scenery whistles beside the chicken.
The challenging context calculates outside Chris.
A guide spells another baffled rectangle within the needle.

What site lets you make those? :P

And just in my defense, my skirt is 36 km2, and Synesthesia is a 50 slot server with a 9 km2 skirt! My skirt is actually big! I just won't let you stretch it out and twist and ruin it so much it becomes unmappable. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 23, 2012, 09:28:48 AM
Synesthesia needs a larger skirt then. Tell them to skirtgrade up.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 23, 2012, 07:01:41 PM
[19:59] <+skirtisan> SPEEL IT RITE
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 24, 2012, 06:01:04 PM
   atomic7732   it changes every 10 minutes automagically
   I don't do a thing
   Darvince   i know
   that's why i told you to stawp
   atomic7732   noooooop
   Darvince   because i en-
   atomic7732   joy
   Anya-oneechan   you
   atomic7732   clopping
   Darvince   inb4 new narufic about darvato
   atomic7732   oshi
   Darvince   kolkolkolkol
   i revealed you
   !!
   atomic7732   naru go away
   Anya-oneechan   My free space only has 1 GB left because of all those fics
[17:18]   >.>
   <.<
   about darvato
   (on this laptop anyways)

Because no one else posted it.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 24, 2012, 06:12:54 PM
[20:10] <+skirtisan> oshit, dan's on the fiction thread lurking
[20:10] <+a7732|hw> wut how do you know
[20:10] <+skirtisan> open his profile
[20:11] <+skirtisan> and then last posts
[20:11] <+skirtisan> and then "viewed"
[20:11] <+Darvince> where's viewed
[20:11] <+a7732|hw> where is viewed

Oh look, universe sandbox is being renamed to gullible sandbox
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 24, 2012, 06:41:54 PM
shmoopydarv fail
[2012-01-24 18:31:40] <Shmoop> fuck you, your daddy, your religion and your way of life
[2012-01-24 18:31:50] <Darvince> fuck atheism?
[2012-01-24 18:31:52] <Darvince> XD
[2012-01-24 18:31:57] <Shmoop> oh nevermind then
[2012-01-24 18:32:02] <Darvince> i thought i'd never hear that out of you
[2012-01-24 18:32:17] <Shmoop> well technically I said 'religion'
[2012-01-24 18:32:23] <Shmoop> and atheism isn't a religion
[2012-01-24 18:32:27] <Darvince> true
[2012-01-24 18:32:29] <Darvince> liar
[2012-01-24 18:32:36] <Shmoop> true liar?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 24, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Shmoopy   you should write mlp erotic slashfiction
   a7732|hw   ... wtf
   matty406   pffffffffff
   a7732|hw   that's for fiah to do

I'll just be uhhh... over there... hiding.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 24, 2012, 08:27:09 PM
uHHH,
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 24, 2012, 11:13:17 PM
No, silly filly.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 25, 2012, 06:13:14 AM
Shmoopy   you should write mlp erotic slashfiction
   a7732|hw   ... wtf
   matty406   pffffffffff
   a7732|hw   that's for fiah to do

I'll just be uhhh... over there... hiding.

Is that a challenge?

* atomic7732 peeks around the corner

Uhhmmm... Maybe...

>.>
<.<

* atomic7732 takes off running
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on January 25, 2012, 08:26:15 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 25, 2012, 08:45:47 AM
I said I'd also have a go at this. It was probably the tiredness talking but I'll try as well.
Quote
[02:38] <matty406> I don't know how 'far' to go.
[02:38] * +Shmoopy (48d0e37a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.208.227.122) Quit (Ping timeout: 264 seconds)
[02:38] <+spambot1> bump
[02:38] <+atomic7732> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction) umwhat
[02:39] <matty406> Without it getting weird
[02:39] <+atomic7732> meh just be a fiah
[02:39] <+atomic7732> that way
[02:39] <+atomic7732> nothing is wierd
[02:39] <+atomic7732> and all of our "opiums" on you, go down
[02:40] <matty406> Licence to write acquired.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 25, 2012, 10:00:41 AM
Slash fiction?

That looks 7.4 gold ores cute gayyay. :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on January 25, 2012, 10:04:26 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 25, 2012, 10:52:19 AM
Or not use OCs

And Evanya is male
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 25, 2012, 11:19:09 AM
Slash fiction?

That looks 7.4 gold ores cute gayyay. :)

But we have two female horses and one male. So it would have to be a Gender-bender slashfiction.

Unless we do a femslash.
Are you basing this off the forums?
(And I previously thought slash fics were just anyone in general rather than same genders. :P)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 25, 2012, 03:07:15 PM
Or not use OCs
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 25, 2012, 08:44:21 PM
"You know the difference between you and the "You" five minutes ago? The "You" five minutes ago had five minutes to live!"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 25, 2012, 11:11:14 PM
A sovkhoz  listen (help·info) (Russian language: Совхоз, Советское хозяйство, Sovetskoye khozyaystvo, "soviet farm"), typically translated as state farm, is a state-owned farm.

Sovksovksovk
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 26, 2012, 10:23:28 AM
   It all started when our uber geek, Darvince, woke up in a bush. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling exceedingly pleased, Darvince poked a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, he realized that his beloved my mom was missing!  Immediately he called his former cellmate, atomic7732. Darvince had known atomic7732 for (plus or minus) 2,000 years, the majority of which were curious ones.  atomic7732 was unique. He was charismatic though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Darvince called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

   atomic7732 picked up to a very mad Darvince. atomic7732 calmly assured him that most spotted wolf hamsters yawn before mating, yet spotted wolf hamsters usually wildly belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Darvince.  Why was atomic7732 trying to distract Darvince?  Because he had snuck out from Darvince's with the my mom only eleven days prior.  It was a enchanting little my mom... how could he resist?

   It didn't take long before Darvince got back to the subject at hand: his my mom. atomic7732 yawned. Relunctantly, atomic7732 invited him over, assuring him they'd find the my mom. Darvince grabbed his rhinocerus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, atomic7732 realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the my mom and he had to do it thoughtfully. He figured that if Darvince took the nappy, busted-out hatchback, he had take at least ten minutes before Darvince would get there.  But if he took the ttttttttttt?  Then atomic7732 would be really screwed.

   Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, atomic7732 was interrupted by eleven oafish apathetic marmots that were lured by his my mom. atomic7732 shuddered; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling stunned, he deftly reached for his dull pencil and aggressively punched every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the haunted thicket, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief.  That's when he heard the ttttttttttt rolling up.  It was Darvince.

----o0o----

   As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at IHOP to pick up a 12-pack of gerbils, so he knew he was running late.  With a skillful leap, Darvince was out of the ttttttttttt and went earnestly jaunting toward atomic7732's front door.  Meanwhile inside,  atomic7732 was panicking.  Not thinking, he tossed the my mom into a box of ripened avocados and then slid the box behind his hippopotamus. atomic7732 was worried but at least the my mom was concealed.  The doorbell rang.

   'Come in,' atomic7732 exotically purred.  With a calculated push, Darvince opened the door.  'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some oafish flaming idiot in a wannabe go-fast Civic,' he lied.  'It's fine,' atomic7732 assured him. Darvince took a seat just perfectly far from where atomic7732 had hidden the my mom. atomic7732 shuddered trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness.  'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted.  But Darvince was distracted. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, atomic7732 noticed a abrasive look on Darvince's face. Darvince slowly opened his mouth to speak.

   '...What's that smell?'

   atomic7732 felt a stabbing pain in his shin when Darvince asked this.  In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the my mom right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what?  I don't smell anything..!'  A lie.  A dimwitted look started to form on Darvince's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's ninja stars from when she used to have pet Indonesian devil cats.  She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Darvince nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before atomic7732 could react, Darvince randomly lunged toward the box and opened it.  The my mom was plainly in view.

   Darvince stared at atomic7732 for what what must've been four minutes. Ever so extemperaneously, atomic7732 groped earnestly in Darvince's direction, clearly desperate. Darvince grabbed the my mom and bolted for the door.  It was locked. atomic7732 let out a curious chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Darvince,' he rebuked. atomic7732 always had been a little funny-smelling, so Darvince knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before atomic7732 did something crazy, like... start chucking ninja stars at him or something. Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he gripped his my mom tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

   atomic7732 looked on, blankly. 'What the hell?  That seemed excessive.  The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Darvince. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame six days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Darvince. 'Oh.  You ..okay?' Still silence. atomic7732 walked over to the window and looked down. Darvince was gone.

----o0o----

   Just yonder, Darvince was struggling to make his way through the lemur-infested moor behind atomic7732's place. Darvince had severely hurt his taint during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength.  Another pack of feral apathetic marmots suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the my mom.  One by one they latched on to Darvince.  Already weakened from his injury, Darvince yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed.  The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of apathetic marmots running off with his my mom.

   About five hours later, Darvince awoke, his kidney throbbing.  It was dark and Darvince did not know where he was.  Deep in the broad fanstic pumpkin patch, Darvince was barely lost. In a tragically predictable turn of events, he remembered that his my mom was taken by the apathetic marmots. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life.  That's when, to his horror, a enormous apathetic marmot emerged from the swamp.  It was the alpha apathetic marmot. Darvince opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the apathetic marmot sunk its teeth into Darvince's prostate. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Darvince's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.

   Less than two miles away, atomic7732 was entombed by anguish over the loss of the my mom.  'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened gerbil.  With a apt thrust, he buried it deeply into his taint.  As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Darvince... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him.  But he would die alone that day.  All that remained was the my mom that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise.  And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant apathetic marmots, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come.  Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead.  So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(


*reads story*
what the hell did i generatte
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 26, 2012, 10:34:57 AM
Kol... That's an... Interesting story... In contrast to Fiah's with equally hilarious sentences, the sentences actually form a story with a plot together. :P
Did you write it or generate it? I'd guess you wrote it.

Very creative. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 26, 2012, 10:55:07 AM
Nwo! I generated that!
*hides from incoming nueraig*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 27, 2012, 12:22:58 PM
Kolkolkol.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on January 27, 2012, 02:32:48 PM
Sorry Fiah, but none of that came remotely close to Danish, except for glad, which means happy/glad. :P
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 27, 2012, 07:52:50 PM
[02:50] <matty406> Gaussian cannon
[02:50] <matty406> when it fires
[02:50] <matty406> It's a blur!
[02:50] <matty406> honk
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 29, 2012, 07:28:56 PM
[21:28] <+skirtisan> line them up and lacerate their intestines :)
[21:28] <+atomic7732> sounds like a great plan
[21:28] <+atomic7732> I'll keep that in mind
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 30, 2012, 02:58:11 PM
now .gif me book!

lol'd
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on January 30, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
[19:18] <bong_> count to a million has been start for a bit over 4 months and we just have got past 1000. soo, 1000000/1000 is 1000 more 4 months which is 4000 months which is 333 years.
[19:18] <+Darvince> oshit
[19:19] <+Darvince> SPEED IT UP GAIZ
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 30, 2012, 09:52:48 PM
[20:50]   Fiah   wtf
[20:50]   Fiah   I don't want to fuck my sister
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 30, 2012, 10:22:41 PM
Why, oh, why, did you safq that.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 31, 2012, 04:00:14 AM
           ^


also

I'm sorry but quoting yourself isn't as funny.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 31, 2012, 08:20:49 AM
Quote
[15:15] <+matty406> How long does it take to kill a person.
[15:15] <+matty406> I tried slashing stabbing and strangling.
[15:16] <+matty406> brb police intercepted IRC message.
I was talking about DF's adventure mode and realised that out of context, that'd look strange.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on January 31, 2012, 09:08:11 AM
Dwarf Fortress, cool, I played it a while back, and then got bored. I wonder how much improved the speed will be with the upgraded RAM......
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 31, 2012, 05:58:39 PM
Quote
[00:55] <+Naru523> meanwhile matty violated CheeriLee
And I didn't call back either.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 01, 2012, 12:49:53 PM
iKol'd
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 01, 2012, 01:08:13 PM
EVIDENSE

"[15:07] <Aeridani> I used to be a boy, until a took a Naru Potion in the bloodstream."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 01, 2012, 01:10:46 PM
Oh, the evi is so dense there!

Evildense?
Dense evilness?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 01, 2012, 01:21:35 PM
luls
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 02, 2012, 10:54:33 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 03, 2012, 11:40:28 AM
No you're older than all my cats.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 03, 2012, 11:53:49 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 03, 2012, 04:37:50 PM
[15:36]   =-=   atomic7732 has changed the topic to “naru”
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[15:37]   =-=   atomic7732 has changed the topic to “2”
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 03, 2012, 09:05:17 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 04, 2012, 06:05:13 AM
Who is naive now, Skirtkipz. >:D

Kolkolkol >:D
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 04, 2012, 06:05:47 AM
BLASFEMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 04, 2012, 06:10:44 AM
A level 38 pring on an asteroid would cost 41,000,000,000 credits according to my calculations. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 04, 2012, 11:19:31 AM
[2012-02-04 11:16:47] <skirtisan_>  Status ##universesandboxX bong_X Naru523X [Everypony, welcome to ##universandbox: 170% content. | TC Tracking - C1 Tropical Cyclone Jasmine (45 kts, 986 hPa), Tropical Depression 10F (998 hPa) | MLP Tracking - 4.2.16: 7 days] [07:40] == skirtisan [45741525@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.116.21.37] has joined ##universesandbox [07:40] *nickserv* identify **<password goes here>** [07:40] -NickServ- You are now identified for skirtisan. [07:40]
[2012-02-04 11:17:03] <atomic7732> should it be... did you just give us your password
[2012-02-04 11:17:09] <atomic7732> -.-
[2012-02-04 11:17:24] <atomic7732> anyway
[2012-02-04 11:17:26] <matty406> lololol
[2012-02-04 11:17:40] <BlaBla44> Kol skirtisan.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 04, 2012, 05:42:04 PM
[17:36] <atomic7732> I have a special connection with them
[17:38] |<-- Fiah has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection)

KOLKOLKOL.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 04, 2012, 05:55:16 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 04, 2012, 08:19:04 PM
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 04, 2012, 08:19:30 PM
Goddamnit glisten jet.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 04, 2012, 08:22:39 PM
Darvince   nue separated himself into multiple people
Naryan   probably
Naryan   wtf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 04, 2012, 08:33:23 PM
[19:32]   skirtisan   the connection
[19:32]   skirtisan   took an arrow to the knee
[19:32]   |<--   Fiah has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 04, 2012, 08:36:29 PM
[19:35]   FictilePegasus   Ok
[19:36]   FictilePegasus   Join
[19:36]   FictilePegasus   In a sex
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 12, 2012, 12:00:34 AM
[22:58]   Darvince   well no one does like me, now that deoxy left.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 12, 2012, 12:01:54 AM
HNNG
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 12, 2012, 05:43:45 AM
ohdeer
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 12, 2012, 07:35:25 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 12, 2012, 10:12:30 AM
Quote from my brother's facebook.
"The way to a girl's heart is like solving the unknowns for a system of equations. There may be a unique solution, no solutions, or infinitely many solutions.

...And then, there is chocolate."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 12, 2012, 11:00:49 AM
[09:58]   Naru523   How to become an adventurer: 1. Become a blapis, 2. wear a skirt, 3. Become an Ethanthovan citizen, 4. Steal Solean food, 5. drink water from Darvincia, 6. explore the remains of Naru's house in Bielosia, and 7. try not to take an arrow to the knee
[09:59]   BlaBla44   How to become a city guard: Violate 7.
[09:59]   Shmoopy   I took an arrow to the knee once... but then I became an adventurer
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 12, 2012, 01:36:09 PM
[2012-02-12 13:31:38] <BlaBla44> Also... Any ideas on how to kill spiders in corners? :P
[2012-02-12 13:32:10] <atomic7732> squash it
[2012-02-12 13:32:13] <atomic7732> with a thing
[2012-02-12 13:32:17] <matty406> Shoot it until it dies
[2012-02-12 13:32:24] <BlaBla44> I know, but when I try they usally escape.
[2012-02-12 13:32:31] <atomic7732> let it escape
[2012-02-12 13:32:34] <atomic7732> take it outside
[2012-02-12 13:32:35] <atomic7732> something
[2012-02-12 13:32:37] <matty406> Throw magma at it.
[2012-02-12 13:32:39] <atomic7732> ^
[2012-02-12 13:32:42] <atomic7732> This will work
[2012-02-12 13:32:45] <atomic7732> 100% of the time
[2012-02-12 13:32:58] <BlaBla44> Thanks. Do any of you happen to have some magma I can borrow?
[2012-02-12 13:33:03] <matty406> Yes
[2012-02-12 13:33:04] <atomic7732> no but Iceland does
[2012-02-12 13:33:20] <Naru523> Go to nue's skirt
[2012-02-12 13:33:23] <Naru523> He has some magma there
[2012-02-12 13:33:26] <BlaBla44> Matty, can you send the magma in an e-mail or something pl0x?

Removed some unrelated things for continuity.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 12, 2012, 01:41:43 PM
(http://www.nuuanu.k12.hi.us/g-1/public_html/websites/lance/images/magma.jpg)
Look, I'll even throw in a bucket.
(http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/5/52/Bucket.png)

Spidarvince was nawt amused. Spidarvince left the game.
(The game of life, not the game of sitting-in-a-corner-and-looking-creepy-with-my-too-many-too-long-legs)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 12, 2012, 04:41:33 PM
Be aware, Derpvince is a bot programmed by m0d, to learn from us and reply when it's name is mentioned.

[23:39] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, is an insult to humanity. :p.
[23:39] <+BlaBla44> :O
[23:39] <+BlaBla44> Hmmpf.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: m0d on February 12, 2012, 04:47:00 PM
my bot's in your sandbox...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 12, 2012, 04:56:14 PM
<BlaBla44>Derpvince: Imitate Skirtisan.
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, except nue and skirtisan would have to attack with 3571 armies to at least have a 100% chance you nid 3603 armies.
<skirtisan>AHH
<BlaBla44>KOL
<Naru523|afk>lawl
<skirtisan>AHHHHHHH
<skirtisan>it into'd warlite
<BlaBla44>It'll spoil your Warlight blans now. :P
<BlaBla44>Derpvince, tell me about their Warlight blans. >:D
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, i need darvince and naru523 freak you out with the fic stuff, m0d.
<m0d>o_O
<Naru523|afk>LOL
<BlaBla44>Derpvince, then write a fic.
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, i'm gonna write a fic.
<BlaBla44>Derpvince: orly
<Derpvince>BlaBla44, ./nick atomic7732.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 12, 2012, 04:58:24 PM
STALKERBOT!

[18:57] <Derpvince> m0d, blabla44 is 17.
[18:58] <+skirtisan> wtf
[18:58] <+matty406> Derpvince what is your hobby?
[18:58] <+m0d> BlaBla44: like as if.
[18:58] <+skirtisan> stalker bot
[18:58] <@Naru523|afk> wtf pinkie pie ad on TV
[18:58] <+BlaBla44> SPYYYY AHHHHH
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 12, 2012, 04:59:01 PM
kolkolkol

[18:58] <+skirtisan> derpvince, you are a pooping ninny
[18:58] <+BlaBla44> Hithardar.
[18:58] <Derpvince> skirtisan, kol fiah's parents are a pooping ninny.
[18:58] <+skirtisan> kolwut
[18:58] <+BlaBla44> KOL

IT IS THE TRUTH!

[18:59] <+skirtisan> derpvince, what are your opinions on exploding
[18:59] <+BlaBla44> :)
[18:59] <+skirtisan> kol bla
[18:59] <Derpvince> skirtisan, ok let's see, the world began in 2007, exploded in 2008, reformed in 2009, and continues up until 2014 until exploding again.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 12, 2012, 05:02:29 PM
[19:01] <+skirtisan> derpvince can you eat blabla44
[19:01] <+BlaBla44> Derpvince no!
[19:01] <Derpvince> skirtisan, blabla44 blacraft ip pl0x, i'm at cshool so i don't have the ip.
[19:01] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, yes i can.
[19:01] <+skirtisan> LOLOL
[19:02] <+BlaBla44> Derpvince NO!
[19:02] <+skirtisan> holyshit
[19:02] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, yes i can.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 12, 2012, 05:18:02 PM
<m0d>Derpvince: you lowercased all the chars, so no
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<m0d>Derpvince: no you cannot.
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<m0d>Derpvince: no you can not, do not argue
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<BlaBla44>Kol
<m0d>Derpvince: jesus christ
<Derpvince>m0d, i'm writing a fiahfic.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 12, 2012, 06:06:58 PM
derpvince
has been derailed

[20:03] <smjjames> What about the islands along the Northwest coast?
[20:04] <+skirtisan> derpvince, who should take the islands along the northwest coast
[20:05] <Derpvince> skirtisan, what about the islands along the northwest coast.
[20:05] <+skirtisan> yes, derpvince, who should take them
[20:05] * m0d senses a big one
[20:05] <+m0d> ...
[20:05] <+m0d> well, Derpvince ?
[20:06] <Derpvince> friday friday gotta eat derpvince on friday.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 12, 2012, 06:10:20 PM
[20:07] <Derpvince> skirtisan, lol nix is the only folder in j4uxg1lp.default called chrome i think.
[20:07] <+m0d> >:(
[20:08] <+skirtisan> LOLOLOL
[20:08] <+skirtisan> lol derpvince, tell me now
[20:08] <+Sei-oniichan> how can a bot love
[20:08] <+m0d> Derpvince: tell skirtisan
[20:08] <Derpvince> m0d, skirtisan naru and i like to copy you.
[20:08] <+skirtisan> yes, yes i do
[20:08] <+skirtisan> now tell me who can into the northwest
[20:08] <+m0d> Derpvince: thats charming, but please answer the questions
[20:08] <Derpvince> m0d, answer the fucking questions.
[20:08] == atomic7732 has changed nick to a7732|hw
[20:09] <+m0d> Derpvince: I AM ASKING THEM YOU ASSHOLE
[20:09] <Derpvince> m0d, ga gb gc gd ge gf gg gh gi gj gk gl gm gn go gp gq gr gs gt gu gv gw gx gy gz.
[20:09] <+skirtisan> lolol
[20:09] <+Sei-oniichan> nue do you have the day off tomorrow
[20:09] <smjjames> Hey! Very funny Naru! Give those back.
[20:09] <+Sei-oniichan> but I live in california
[20:09] <+skirtisan> derpvince, POOP ON SMJJAMES KTHXBAI
[20:09] <Derpvince> skirtisan, how about smjjames gets north baja and south mexico.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 12, 2012, 06:58:24 PM
[17:56]   Darvincia   dear
[17:56]   Sei-oniichan   wb
[17:56]   Darvincia   t
[17:56]   Sei-oniichan   my love
[17:56]   Darvincia   wtf
[17:56]   Sei-oniichan   jk
[17:56]   skirtisan   you're cute
[17:57]   Darvincia   derpvince: are you a bot or a silly
[17:57]   Sei-oniichan   NO GO AWAY
[17:57]   derpvince   y u cheating on me, naru?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 12, 2012, 07:22:15 PM
[02:20] <+matty406> Derpvince, in the words of Daft Punk: Human after all.
[02:20] <derpvince> smjjames, there is no t in ping.
[02:20] <+skirtisan> test
[02:20] <derpvince> matty406, i am human.
[02:20] <+matty406> Oh what
[02:20] <derpvince> oh yes you die.
[02:21] <+m0d> lol
[02:21] <+Archini> pwned
[02:21] <+matty406> Oh gods
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 12, 2012, 07:25:52 PM
[18:24]   derpvince   he decided that my mom wasn't making the chicken the right way so he got extremely mad then came over and was like "homeeeewooooorkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" and slapped me.
[18:24]   m0d   derpvince: smjjames is mean
[18:24]   derpvince   m0d, it's decided, smjjames gets north baja and south mexico.
[18:24]   smjjames   derpvince, you're infected with a virus!
[18:24]   derpvince   smjjames, i'm writing a fiahfic.
[18:24]   smjjames   derpvince, you're infected with a virus!
[18:24]   skirtisan   deer
[18:24]   derpvince   smjjames, a man, a plan, a canal - its panaman.
[18:24]   Archini   Derpvince, are you a spy!?
[18:24]   derpvince   Archini, i think i said from a real map!
[18:25]   smjjames   Meh, it just selects random crap
[18:25]   derpvince   its usually mudkipz that does the random shit not darv, but whatever.
[18:25]   skirtisan   LOLILOL
[18:25]   skirtisan   wurt
[18:25]   Archini   win
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 12, 2012, 07:30:21 PM
[18:29]   atomic7732   derpvince, what is the meaning of 42
[18:29]   derpvince   smjjames, roll infinity dice and tell me teams you agree.
[18:29]   derpvince   atomic7732, then fiah is the meaning of 42.

[18:29]   derpvince   buttsex in the middle of the a on top of the mountain.
[18:29]   derparu   what
[18:29]   smjjames   LOL
[18:30]   derpvince   oh lawd, that was wut.
[18:30]   m0d   ಠ_ಠ

[18:30]   atomic7732   derpvince, who is best pony?
[18:30]   m0d   derpvince: test
[18:30]   derpvince   atomic7732, blaist blaland is best pony?
[18:30]   derpvince   m0d, perform the turing test.
[18:30]   atomic7732   wat
[18:30]   smjjames   Derpvince: test
[18:30]   atomic7732   
[18:30]   derpvince   smjjames, perform the turing test.
[18:30]   m0d   derpvince: i am human
[18:30]   skirtisan   lololol
[18:30]   derpvince   m0d, are you human?

[18:30]   derpvince   m0d, are you human?
[18:31]   m0d   derpvince: yes, i am human, are you?
[18:31]   derpvince   m0d, i am human.
[18:31]   m0d   derpvince: i think you are not human.
[18:31]   derpvince   m0d, i am human.
[18:31]   smjjames   Derpvince, test infinity, are you human, take the turing test, eat mouse
[18:31]   m0d   derpvince: i think you are not human, you are a fat liar
[18:31]   derpvince   smjjames, i am human.
[18:31]   derpvince   m0d, i think you are not human.
[18:31]   m0d   derpvince: how can i prove to you that i am human
[18:31]   derpvince   m0d, i think you are not human.
[18:32]   m0d   derpvince: yes, but, how can i prove to you that i am human
[18:32]   derpvince   m0d, i think you are not human.
[18:32]   smjjames   Derpvince, test infinity, are you human, you are not human, you are subhuman, you aren't human, you are human, you are maybe not human, take the turing test, eat mouse
[18:32]   =-=   YOU are now known as Naru523
[18:32]   m0d   derpvince: you need to come up with a test
[18:32]   derpvince   smjjames, i claim southeast asia and the cook islands.smjjames, you are human, you are human, you are the laws of robotics?
[18:32]   derpvince   m0d, i need to come up with a test.

[18:35]   m0d   derpvince: sex
[18:35]   atomic7732   derpvince: pi is 3.141592653589793238462643387279 and I don't want to go further
[18:35]   poo   derpvince: poo
[18:35]   smjjames   Derpvince, self replicate thyself
[18:36]   smjjames   Did we break it?
[18:36]   poo   inb4 derpvincespam
[18:36]   m0d   lagged
[18:36]   poo   oh
[18:36]   poo   k
[18:36]   derpvince   smjjames, analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self analyze self a
[18:36]   derpvince   m0d, and bong is the only one who has had sex.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on February 12, 2012, 07:40:26 PM
Naru523   derpvince is getting raped by derparu and derptomic
   Naru523   because of critical penis attack.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 12, 2012, 07:44:18 PM
[19:44] <@derpvince> poo, coz i am amazed at the end with no time to fuck me, i just told him to be taken down by 3540 armies to have sex?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 12, 2012, 07:45:14 PM
[18:44]   derpvince   Naru523, darvince if you're allowed to fuck me, i just told him to fuck with us.

[19:00]   Naru523   derpvince: go poop on equestria
[19:00]   derpvince   smjjames, i dislike the fact that some people in #minecraft, i posted my entire logs for the minecraft update for me.
[19:00]   derpvince   Naru523, cruelnoise - our resident token minecraft backdoor moderator.
[19:00]   Naru523   derpvince: go poop on twilight sparkles
[19:00]   matty406   I was listening to music when I went onto m0d.info, when space penis started I thought I was being contacted.
[19:00]   derpvince   Naru523, go poop on equestria.
[19:00]   m0d   matty406: lol
[19:00]   Naru523   derpvince: go poop on everypony
[19:00]   atomic7732   derpvince: what is your opinion on the minecraft fail forums
[19:00]   derpvince   Naru523, go poop on equestria.
[19:00]   derpvince   atomic7732, well my minecraft server is getting full i think dorf might have just come from irc. we're stupid and random, taking arrows to the minecraft fail forums.
[19:00]   smjjames   Derpvince, *creeper explodes behind you*
[19:00]   Naru523   lawl
[19:00]   derpvince   smjjames, go ask #minecraft what a creeper is.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 12, 2012, 08:03:27 PM
atomic7732   derpvince: Twilight Sparkle is one and only best pony
   derpvince   atomic7732, twilight sparkle is one of them, then i remember i am not exactly a genius and i need one.



   derpvince   atomic7732, i think minecraft is one and only best pony.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 12, 2012, 10:37:44 PM
[22:16] <+atomic7732> "night" darv
"suddenly, nue"sleep"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 13, 2012, 11:32:40 AM
[10:31]   Guest23001   Naru523, anno but no one is talking on the forum to put these.
[10:31]   Naru523   It's... it's saying the truth
[10:31]   BlaBla44   Guest23001 Naruism
[10:31]   Guest23001   BlaBla44, dasfdsfdsagdskgdsj http://equestriadaily.com (http://equestriadaily.com).
[10:31]   BlaBla44   Kol.
[10:31]   Naru523   wut
[10:31]   Naru523   NOOO
[10:31]   Naru523   hides
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 13, 2012, 12:18:12 PM
[11:17]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, be my slave!
[11:17]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, be bla's slave
[11:17]   herpvince   BlaBla44, renard's new album is daftly hard to listen to meow when my dwarf fortress migrants always seem to arrive after i've finished making rooms for my current dwarves.
[11:17]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, be my slave!
[11:17]   FictilePegasus   HA
[11:17]   Naru523   OOOHHH
[11:17]   FictilePegasus   wat
[11:17]   BlaBla44   KOL
[11:17]   FictilePegasus   aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[11:17]   Naru523   YOU GOT OWNED
[11:17]   FictilePegasus   herpvince die
[11:17]   Matty406   I have dreamed of this moment.
[11:17]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, go die with this http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/tnt-from-xtal-1982-3d-balls.png. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/tnt-from-xtal-1982-3d-balls.png.)
[11:17]   Naru523   OOOHH!
[11:17]   FictilePegasus   herpvince i should stop now shouldn't i
[11:17]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, stop changing the converstation topic.
[11:17]   FictilePegasus   herpvince aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[11:17]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, i don't have braces.
[11:18]   FictilePegasus   herpvince i am not go die
[11:18]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, we're silly ##usb, we come from irc. we're stupid and random, taking arrows to the knee, you should die.
[11:18]   FictilePegasus   herpvince no u
[11:18]   Matty406   I'm riding in a car with a couple of aquaintences and we have dubstep on with high bass.
[11:18]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, look, an adventurer, shoot him in the knee!
[11:18]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, "no u" does not mean "yes" fyi.
[11:18]   FictilePegasus   herpvince i hate you
[11:18]   herpvince   BlaBla44, we're silly ##usb, we come from irc. we're stupid and random, taking arrows to the knee.
[11:18]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, i love that wouldnt you.
[11:19]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, darvince loves you
[11:19]   Naru523   giggles
[11:19]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, i think we should put the reason being "darvince" of course.
[11:19]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, the reason darv loves you is because himself? makes sense
[11:20]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, for some reason that text to speech site never works for me.

[11:20]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, i hate you
[11:20]   Naru523   herpvince, i love you
[11:20]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, Atomic loves you.
[11:20]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, i love that wouldnt you.
[11:20]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, i hate you you should be MY slave
[11:20]   herpvince   Naru523, i might next time my laptop has a brainfart and dies and i still hate you.
[11:20]   herpvince   BlaBla44, darvince loves you.
[11:20]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, have you planned what you're going to be my slave.
[11:20]   BlaBla44   Oshii-
[11:21]   Naru523   ok
[11:21]   Naru523   LOL

[11:21]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, you silly AI coded by a human, you're insignificant, you're the one that should be the slave.
[11:21]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, i hate you you should be the slave.
[11:21]   Naru523   LOL
[11:21]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, so we're on the same terms, good
[11:21]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, i should find a place on the same terms, good.

[11:21]   FictilePegasus   makes herpvince his slave
[11:22]   FictilePegasus   got it there!
[11:22]   Naru523   herpvince, go make nue your slave
[11:22]   BlaBla44   
[11:22]   herpvince   Naru523, be my slave.
[11:22]   Naru523   okay.
[11:22]   FictilePegasus   fail
[11:22]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, make Atomic your slave!
[11:22]   Naru523   a master of a slave of a slave
[11:22]   herpvince   BlaBla44, be my slave.
[11:22]   BlaBla44   AHHHHHH
[11:22]   Naru523   lol
[11:22]   FictilePegasus   so naru you're my... grandslave?
[11:22]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, nop!
[11:22]   Naru523   APPARENTLY SO
[11:22]   herpvince   BlaBla44, i think hetalia might be correct about england's imaginary friends, our company mascots have some sort of 4th wall breaking product.
[11:22]   FictilePegasus   I have two grandslaves, nice

[11:26]   FictilePegasus   naru, make darv your slave
[11:26]   FictilePegasus   he shall be my great grandslave
[11:26]   BlaBla44   frees myshelf.
[11:27]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, be my slave!
[11:27]   herpvince   BlaBla44, naru, make darv your slave.
[11:27]   FictilePegasus   lol
[11:27]   BlaBla44   .......
[11:27]   Naru523   YES SIR
[11:27]   Naru523   makes darv my slave
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 13, 2012, 12:40:21 PM
[11:39]   FictilePegasus   herpvince, time coming then know don't i have. off some see i'll up so even.
[11:39]   herpvince   FictilePegasus, you silly ai coded by a human, you're insignificant, you're the one that should be my slave, and give me all your subslaves in a car with a lamp when i get a new computer, but the upload time was 7/8 hours.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 13, 2012, 01:00:56 PM
<skirtisan>herpvince, i hate you
<herpvince>i need to go, you behave, okay? or i kill you with a lamp when i need one.
<herpvince>skirtisan, i love you.



<BlaBla44>Herpvince, go kiss Cleverbot.
<herpvince>BlaBla44, you steal great ideas from matty, shut up.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 13, 2012, 03:04:42 PM
[14:03]   Naru523   herpvince, nue is fake
[14:03]   atomic7732   yesyesyes
[14:03]   atomic7732   wtf
[14:03]   herpvince   Naru523, nue should be the constant sound of crying and pleading echoing up.
[14:03]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, magic is magic!
[14:03]   Naru523   LOL
[14:03]   herpvince   BlaBla44, communism is magic.
[14:03]   BlaBla44   KOL
[14:04]   BlaBla44   Herpvince just nuek'd Nue.

[14:06]   atomic7732   herpvince, Twilight Sparkle is one and only best pony, don't you ever forget that!
[14:06]   atomic7732   herpvince, Twilight Sparkle is one and only best pony, don't you ever forget that!
[14:06]   atomic7732   oops
[14:06]   atomic7732   hit enter
[14:06]   herpvince   atomic7732, is worst pony.
[14:06]   herpvince   atomic7732, is worst pony.
[14:06]   Naru523   OL
[14:06]   atomic7732   wtf
[14:06]   Naru523   LOL
[14:06]   BlaBla44   KOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 13, 2012, 03:07:15 PM
<skirtisan>herpvince, twighlight sparkle sucks
<herpvince>skirtisan, your grammar sucks.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 13, 2012, 03:12:11 PM
herpvince   atomic7732, i liked the part about the classless society of slaves where i am the one and only best pony.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 13, 2012, 03:58:58 PM
[14:57]   Naru523   herpvince, e-zone
[14:57]   herpvince   skirtisan, nigerian prince needs £10,000?
[14:57]   Naru523   wut
[14:57]   skirtisan   herpvince darvince is your father
[14:57]   Naru523   wut
[14:57]   herpvince   Naru523, eat some vital regions. and skirtisan is that he should be my slave, and give me all the regions!
[14:57]   herpvince   skirtisan, darvince loves you.
[14:57]   Naru523   WUT
[14:57]   Naru523   WUT #2
[14:57]   skirtisan   herpvince darvince is poo
[14:57]   herpvince   Naru523, smash nue with a couple of aquaintences and we have gotten here?
[14:58]   herpvince   skirtisan, make atomic eat skirtisan, he is your father.
[14:58]   Naru523   yes sir
[14:58]   herpvince   skirtisan, with the reason being "darvince" of course.
[14:58]   skirtisan   herpvince poop darvinces
[14:58]   herpvince   skirtisan, ponies are poop.
[14:58]   skirtisan   herpvince atomic ponies wife
[14:58]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, what is the best NationState?
[14:58]   herpvince   skirtisan, equality is good, bla is your wife.
[14:58]   skirtisan   !!!
[14:58]   herpvince   BlaBla44, middle earth is the best nationstate?
[14:58]   Darv|poo   holy shit so much text
[14:58]   BlaBla44   No, Herpvince, what is the best NationState?
[14:58]   skirtisan   herpvince darvince is wife
[14:58]   herpvince   skirtisan, darvince is your wife.
[14:58]   BlaBla44   Kol
[14:58]   skirtisan   !!!
[14:59]   m0d   omg you guys are still at it
[14:59]   skirtisan   herpvince bla is m0d's pony
[14:59]   m0d   lol i went out to the pub
[14:59]   Naru523   PRETTY MUCH
[14:59]   BlaBla44   Can't stop.
[14:59]   herpvince   skirtisan, m0d is lapis.
[14:59]   skirtisan   ok
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 13, 2012, 04:30:54 PM
Training it is really difficult when it ignores you.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 13, 2012, 05:25:16 PM
[15:42]   herpvince   Darvince, because you are in a relationship with nue now.

[16:21]   BlaBla44   Herpvince Falling down stairs is officially not recommended.
[16:21]   herpvince   BlaBla44, and me falling down stairs is officially not recommended.
[16:22]   Naru523   herpvince, eating blas is officially recommended
[16:22]   BlaBla44   Herpvince Exactly. Especially not infinite staircases. That is boring.
[16:22]   BlaBla44   AHHHHHHHH
[16:22]   herpvince   Naru523, eating blas is officially not recommended.
[16:22]   Naru523   NOES
[16:22]   herpvince   BlaBla44, walk down an infinite staircase and live.
[16:22]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, obeying Naru523 is officially not recommended!!
[16:22]   Naru523   herpvince TRUST ME ON THIS. EATING BLAS IS RECOMMENDED
[16:22]   herpvince   BlaBla44, eating blas is officially recommended.
[16:22]   herpvince   Naru523, eating blas is officially recommended.
[16:22]   BlaBla44   AHHHHH
[16:22]   Naru523   KOL
[16:22]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, DO NEVER EAT BLAS, do never eat Blas! DO NEVER EAT BLAS!!!
[16:22]   herpvince   BlaBla44, i nibble blas.
[16:23]   BlaBla44   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:23]   BlaBla44   Herpvince, stay away from Blas at all costs or risk getting toxificated by blazene!
[16:23]   herpvince   BlaBla44, i nibble blas.
[16:23]   BlaBla44   NOONONO
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 13, 2012, 05:52:04 PM
[17:48]   skirtisan   grammer, speling r impotent
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 13, 2012, 07:50:33 PM
[21:48] <+a7732|hw> I swear every time one of you says poo I get this awful taste in my mouth
[21:48] <+skirtisan> POO
[21:48] <+a7732|hw> ...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 13, 2012, 08:36:54 PM
Darvince   inb4 there's a censor at the forum that's anti-poo
   kol
[20:35]   skirtisan   stop online poo act
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 13, 2012, 08:41:43 PM
Darvince   Oh god I can't stop laughing.
[20:36]   |<--   Darvince has left ##universesandbox ("oshit")
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 13, 2012, 08:42:37 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 14, 2012, 04:32:00 PM
[23:24] <+matty406> Herpverse are you a moog?
[23:25] <herpverse> matty406, tttt i will track your address and give you a moog?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 15, 2012, 12:52:53 PM
[19:48] <+matty406> Why is Gold faster than Diamond?
[19:48] <+matty406> Gold's soft.
[19:49] <+BlaBla44> Because of Notchlogic, Matty.
[19:49] <+matty406> It'd be like dogging with playdough.
[19:49] <+matty406> digging*
[19:49] <+BlaBla44> Kol
[19:49] <+matty406> Not dogging.
[19:49] <+matty406> that's a different story entirely.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 15, 2012, 04:35:22 PM
[15:34]   Naru523   We should execute Blaists too
[15:34]   BlaBla44   Blaism also used to be like that.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 15, 2012, 04:37:45 PM
Yes yes, very funny quote mining thar, but here's the KONTEXT!

<atomic7732>The decision says "the worst criminals who committed the most serious crimes are executed"
<Naru523>lawl
<atomic7732>because why support these stupid people
<atomic7732>and pay for them to live their lives
<atomic7732>just kill them
<BlaBla44>Ic.
<skirtisan>IS CHEEEEPUR
<atomic7732>it is
<Naru523>We should execute Blaists too
<BlaBla44>Blaism also used to be like that.
<Naru523>SOUTHERN BLAISTS anyways
<BlaBla44>As in, not about executing blaists!
<BlaBla44>>:(
<Naru523>[15:34]Naru523We should execute Blaists too
<Naru523>[15:34]BlaBla44Blaism also used to be like that.
<BlaBla44>But now I'm more like "make the stupid people smart instead of killing them".
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 17, 2012, 10:35:45 PM
[2012-02-17 18:07:55] <m0d> IRC runs faster on beer
[2012-02-17 18:08:00] <m0d> lalalalaa
[2012-02-17 18:08:02] <bong_> wtf
[2012-02-17 18:08:21] <BlaBla44> IRC has no legs, and you can't run in beer, only swim. ^
[2012-02-17 18:08:29] <matty406> Or float
[2012-02-17 18:08:33] <matty406> In a boat
[2012-02-17 18:08:46] <BlaBla44> But then you float on it and not in it, left?
[2012-02-17 18:08:47] <bong_> or in soap
[2012-02-17 18:08:48] <matty406> Or so I wrote
[2012-02-17 18:08:56] <bong_> a note
[2012-02-17 18:09:04] <BlaBla44> Nope
[2012-02-17 18:09:04] <atomic7732> and put it in a... tote?
[2012-02-17 18:09:08] <matty406> Then I saw a goat
[2012-02-17 18:09:15] <BlaBla44> In a moat?
[2012-02-17 18:09:23] <matty406> And allowed it to vote
[2012-02-17 18:09:28] <atomic7732> with it's throat
[2012-02-17 18:09:38] <m0d> thats right, you dote
[2012-02-17 18:09:48] <matty406> It said, and I quote:
[2012-02-17 18:09:49] <Naru523> darv
[2012-02-17 18:09:55] <Darvince> what
[2012-02-17 18:09:57] <Darvince> ttt
[2012-02-17 18:10:00] <m0d> how about that, you float!
[2012-02-17 18:10:03] <Naru523> when I first saw northern canada in the map, I thought you were lying.
[2012-02-17 18:10:03] <matty406> And just like that you have a song.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 19, 2012, 12:17:06 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 19, 2012, 02:29:45 AM
I was talking about the gallium... -.-
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 19, 2012, 05:18:47 AM
[22:46] * atomic7732 is scared
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 19, 2012, 06:37:16 PM
[21:43] <+atomic7732> "Rarity has the best voice out of all the mane6. Even her whines are beautiful." "Um... that came out wrong."
[21:43] <+matty406> looooool
[21:43] <@Naru523> Her wines taste good, yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 19, 2012, 10:12:25 PM
FicingFiah   So then Naru gives me the biggest erections.
   His fictions*
   =-=   Mode ##universesandbox +o Naru523 by ChanServ
[22:12]   atomic7732   bahahahahahaha
   =-=   FicingFiah was booted from ##universesandbox by Naru523 (thanks for sharing, really)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 19, 2012, 10:15:33 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 19, 2012, 10:43:29 PM
Still, the thing is, is that you have erections in the first place...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 19, 2012, 10:53:25 PM
dan lurks here btw >.>
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 20, 2012, 03:10:30 AM
The only reason I'm putting this here is because both Occam's Razor and your theories fail. I was reading, and I never heard my grandmother stop making food, because when she sees me awake she yells in a whisper "Go to bed," and wakes everyone up, so I just kept reading until I finished.

[2012-02-20 02:22:40] |<-- atomic7732 has left freenode (Quit: So yes I've... gone to the hills again... so yes I've... gone away...)
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[2012-02-20 02:44:03] <Darvince> pssh
[2012-02-20 02:46:03] <Darvince> you all fail
[2012-02-20 02:48:17] <Darvince> oshit nuebed looks similar to mine

and nuebed does look similar to mine... *hides*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 20, 2012, 08:37:59 AM
<skirtisan>unless you have a pacemaker powered by plutonium
<skirtisan>then you can keep it until you die
<BlaBla44>Kol.
<BlaBla44>Lucky me, then.
<Fiah>You have a pacemaker?
<BlaBla44>Nop. :P
<Fiah>Oh, good.
<skirtisan>i used to have a pacemaker but then i have a pacedestroyer
<skirtisan>ow
<BlaBla44>Kol
<BlaBla44>I used to have a pacemaker, but then I had a pacetaker.
* BlaBla44 steals Skirtisan's paces.
- skirtisan is now known as pacetaker
<BlaBla44>Oshii-
<pacetaker>brb *grabs blapace*
<BlaBla44>>:(
<pacetaker>yo dawg all you pace are belong to me
<Darvince>wtf is pacetaker
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 20, 2012, 01:29:09 PM
[12:25]   Darvince   i think fiah uses the f word liek 10 times more in posts than the rest of us combined
[12:25]   Darvince   except for nueraig in pony thread
[12:25]   matty406   fanfic?
[12:25]   matty406   
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 20, 2012, 01:35:07 PM
[13:29]   not fanfic
[13:29]   but i'm being lazy
[13:29]   also he has an erection every 1.98 seconds
[13:30]   <skirtisan_>   kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 20, 2012, 07:18:37 PM
[18:16]   Darvince   kol
[18:16]   Naru523   darv forgive me
[18:16]   Naru523   you are my only best friends beside potatos
[18:16]   Darvince   wtf
[18:17]   Darvince   wtf
[18:17]   Darvince   nuggets
[18:17]   Naru523   you are the reason why i live on this planet
[18:17]   Darvince   nuggets
[18:17]   Naru523   ... one of the reasons anyways
[18:17]   Naru523   please accept my apology
[18:17]   Darvince   ok then i'll make a space raisin
[18:17]   Naru523   or I'l murder you
[18:17]   Darvince   okwut
[18:17]   Darvince   wtf
[18:17]   Darvince   ASHEETED
[18:17]   Darvince   ASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPTED
[18:17]   Naru523   ok dankes~
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 20, 2012, 11:25:08 PM
[21:43]   Fiah     I can give myself an erection with a pillow and a blanket.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 21, 2012, 03:52:17 AM
[21:28] <+Naru523> poo
[21:29] == Darvince has changed nick to BlaBla44
[21:29] <+BlaBla44> No more poo.
[21:29] == BlaBla44 has changed nick to Darvince
[21:30] == Matty406 [~Matty406@host-92-24-145-240.ppp.as43234.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
[21:34] <+Naru523> I guess matty was blanned by Bla
[21:34] <+Naru523> for doing poo stuff
[21:34] <+Naru523> Poor matty..
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 24, 2012, 10:31:39 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 24, 2012, 12:44:42 PM
<Darvince>Herpverse go attack fiah
<herpverse>Darvince, fiah is a minecraft account cracker on the site is slow as fuck.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 24, 2012, 03:47:50 PM
[17:45] <Aeri|Ficing> Here's a fic I found:
[17:45] <+skirtisan> BAAAAWSSSSSSSTTTTTTUNUUUNNN
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: mrt127 on February 25, 2012, 07:45:52 AM
mrt127 decides to look at everything else...



...mrt127 decides to burn him computer.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 25, 2012, 07:53:57 AM
kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 25, 2012, 08:49:16 AM
Was it the fiahfics?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 25, 2012, 09:12:43 AM
Was it the fiahfics?
You read my mind. Exactly what I was going to ask. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 25, 2012, 09:14:06 AM
it was the fiahfics
You read my mind. Exactly what I was going to say
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 25, 2012, 10:14:16 AM
[09:12]   Naru523|afk   finally got thunder bay
[09:12]   Naru523|afk   darv
[09:12]   Naru523|afk   you shall
[09:12]   Naru523|afk   gtfo of ontario
[09:12]   Darvince   holy poop he attacked with 205 islands
[09:12]   SadFiahPants   Kol
[09:12]   Darvince   no u
[09:12]   SadFiahPants   Kol
[09:12]   Darvince   i can see it all bro
[09:13]   SadFiahPants   Inb4 I'm asked to gtfo of Kebec.
[09:13]   Darvince   you're failing
[09:13]   Darvince   this is waarlite
[09:13]   SadFiahPants   Kolnvm
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 26, 2012, 07:37:55 PM
[21:37] <+Darvince> sum1 change their nick
[21:37] == Naru523 has changed nick to poo
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 27, 2012, 04:38:36 PM
mfw when I read fiahfics (http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/american%20psycho%20new.jpg)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 27, 2012, 06:24:10 PM
[18:15]   a7732|hw   factoring
   matty406   factory
[18:16]   a7732|hw   factor
   Darvince   fact
   a7732|hw   faction
   Darvince   action
   a7732|hw   acted
[18:17]   Darvince   act
   a7732|hw   tract
   Darvince   contract
[18:18]   a7732|hw   contraband
[18:20]   Darvince   drip
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 27, 2012, 06:32:18 PM
driiiip
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 27, 2012, 06:54:07 PM
[17:52]   Darvince   i fail less than my mommy
[17:53]   Darvince   wtf
[17:53]   Darvince   -my mommy +naru
[17:53]   Naru523   I'm your mum apparently
[17:53]   Naru523   it's official
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on February 28, 2012, 05:57:21 PM
"My 3 yo is such a diva when he's sick. Can't wait until i'm 75 and he has to whipe my butt.. Revenge will be sweet.."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on February 28, 2012, 06:06:25 PM
Didn't know you had a kid Naru.

Hope he feels better.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 28, 2012, 06:12:42 PM
No he's twelve.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on February 28, 2012, 06:13:11 PM
No he aint.

Not unless he was married at 10 or younger: http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,1349.0.html (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,1349.0.html)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 28, 2012, 06:23:33 PM
lo smjjames, you seem to lurk a lot
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on February 28, 2012, 06:29:09 PM
No, I didn't lurk before I joined, I did a search looking for reference of Naru having a kid, thus the kidney hit.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on February 28, 2012, 07:10:05 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 28, 2012, 07:18:23 PM
You forgot the orbital skirt cannons.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on March 01, 2012, 04:17:16 PM
[23:15] <+atomic7732> I mean matty said like 3 words today or something
[23:15] <+atomic7732> yes 3 words
[23:15] <+atomic7732> "ohey" "ohey" and "wat"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 01, 2012, 11:03:24 PM
Because atomic started sleeping. And because it was split between two conversations at first.

[2012-03-01 22:46:12] <atomic7732> wave function collapse
[2012-03-01 22:46:19] <atomic7732> Twilight can into quantum mechanicssssssssssssssss
[2012-03-01 22:46:42] <Darvince> *fires beam of charm quarks at you*
[2012-03-01 22:47:46] * atomic7732 fires top quarks back
[2012-03-01 22:47:59] <atomic7732> lol Twi has been reading for an hour
[2012-03-01 22:48:05] <atomic7732> ... I've been reading for an hour
[2012-03-01 22:49:16] <Darvince> you must be the male earthian twighlight sparkles
[2012-03-01 22:50:18] * Darvince fires back a beam of high energy neutrinos
[2012-03-01 22:50:21] <Darvince> baibai nue :)
[2012-03-01 22:51:06] <atomic7732> tell me what a low engery neutrino is, now!
[2012-03-01 22:51:08] <atomic7732> *energy
[2012-03-01 22:51:10] <Darvince> I've been reading for liek 5 hours
[2012-03-01 22:51:14] <Darvince> a normal neutrino
[2012-03-01 22:51:28] * atomic7732 pilot waves you
[2012-03-01 22:51:44] <atomic7732> pilot waves is best theory of quantum mechanics
[2012-03-01 22:52:28] * Darvince traverses your body in a planck time with brian greene
[2012-03-01 22:52:33] <Darvince> he's knitting the quantum foam
[2012-03-01 22:52:35] <Darvince> :)
[2012-03-01 22:55:34] <Darvince> well he unknitted the quantum foam around you
[2012-03-01 22:55:41] <Darvince> so you're not affected by any forces
[2012-03-01 22:55:42] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-01 22:57:13] <Darvince> prism slash is me when i take your breath and store it
[2012-03-01 22:57:15] <Darvince> :)
[2012-03-01 22:57:18] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-01 22:57:29] <Darvince> inside a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny green box
[2012-03-01 22:58:15] * atomic7732 puts a down quark in the tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny green box
[2012-03-01 22:58:21] <Darvince> oshi
[2012-03-01 22:58:22] <Darvince> t
[2012-03-01 22:58:32] <atomic7732> :)
[2012-03-01 22:58:41] * Darvince phylls urfaic with chlorophyll, and you turn green
[2012-03-01 22:58:52] <Darvince> there you may not eat for the rest of your life
[2012-03-01 22:58:59] * atomic7732 fills you with Beta Carotene
[2012-03-01 22:59:02] <atomic7732> you are now orange
[2012-03-01 22:59:03] <Darvince> oshi-
[2012-03-01 22:59:11] <Darvince> nO
[2012-03-01 22:59:39] * Darvince transplants bla's blapis organ to replace one of your kidneys
[2012-03-01 22:59:40] <atomic7732> oshi my mom is up
[2012-03-01 22:59:41] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-03-01 22:59:44] <atomic7732> fail
[2012-03-01 22:59:46] <atomic7732> off to sleep
[2012-03-01 22:59:47] * Darvince makes your other kidney stronger
[2012-03-01 22:59:57] <Darvince> suddenly, blue urine
[2012-03-01 23:00:05] <Darvince> kolkolkol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on March 02, 2012, 04:31:41 AM
Stop stealing my organs while I'm sleeping. >:( Srsly it's pretty annoying.
I remember that night when my lungs were stolen... The next day... It was terrible.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 02, 2012, 04:53:02 AM
kol bla using Srsly and inb4

ircinvasion is happenings
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 02, 2012, 05:31:59 AM
(http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=23057&mode=view)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on March 02, 2012, 05:50:19 AM
I would have done the same.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 02, 2012, 05:52:13 AM
I would have done the same.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 02, 2012, 06:18:14 PM
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[20:11] <+skirtisan> ohi...
[20:11] <@Naru523> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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[20:12] <+skirtisan> naru is being a cute again
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[20:12] <+skirtisan> hi
[20:12] <+skirtisan> everyone
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[20:13] <+skirtisan> kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 03, 2012, 06:16:19 AM
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[08:15] <atomic7732> kol
[08:15] <+Darv|sleep_pang> ohi
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[08:15] -NickServ- This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
[08:15] <+Darv|sleep_pang> wtf
[08:15] *nickserv* identify ______
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[08:15] == mode/##universesandbox [+v skirtisan] by ChanServ
[08:15] <+skirtisan> KOL
[08:15] <+Darv|sleep_pang> tf skirt
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 03, 2012, 07:30:19 AM
[09:27] <+skirtisan> i shall now commence screen clear
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[09:28] <+Darvince> what character is that
[09:28] <+skirtisan> 
[09:28] <+Darvince> kol
[09:28] <+skirtisan> 
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[09:28] <+skirtisan> IT IS SPACE
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[09:29] <+BlaBla44> Skirtisan...
[09:29] <+skirtisan> 
[09:29] <+skirtisan> I CLEARING SCREEEEN
[09:29] <+skirtisan> ohi bla
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 03, 2012, 10:22:34 AM
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[12:21] <+skirtisan> wtf
[12:21] <+skirtisan> ohi you
[12:21] <+skirtisan> what is this
[12:21] <phinehasScout> I am lord phinehas's great scout.
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[12:21] <+skirtisan> wtf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 03, 2012, 10:26:23 AM
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 03, 2012, 10:41:30 AM
[09:27] <+skirtisan> i shall now commence screen clear
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[09:28] <+Darvince> what character is that
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[09:28] <+Darvince> kol
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[09:28] <+skirtisan> IT IS SPACE
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[09:29] <+BlaBla44> Skirtisan...
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[09:29] <+skirtisan> I CLEARING SCREEEEN
[09:29] <+skirtisan> ohi bla

/clear ;)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 03, 2012, 11:05:02 AM
i'm cleeering screen for everyone
:)

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on March 03, 2012, 11:35:08 AM
[18:34] * +BlaBla44 puts a flinty rock in Matty's socks.
[18:34] <@atomic7732> flinty rocks are called flint bla
[18:34] <+BlaBla44> Ikr
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on March 03, 2012, 11:54:55 AM
<Darvince>I'm surprised nothing's been safq'd yet
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on March 03, 2012, 12:26:11 PM
<Darvince>I'm surprised nothing's been safq'd yet

What do you mean safq?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 03, 2012, 12:28:27 PM
Look at the topic title. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on March 03, 2012, 12:54:03 PM
I'm such a derp today I guess.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on March 03, 2012, 01:20:21 PM
I'm such a derp today I guess.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 03, 2012, 01:20:30 PM
I'm such a derp today I guess.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 03, 2012, 01:20:39 PM
AHHH ninja'd by a bla
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 04, 2012, 10:10:17 AM
literally 1/2 second apart

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 04, 2012, 10:35:14 AM
Spheron Rilmu ("Deoxyworld")

idk why i found this funny
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 04, 2012, 10:45:54 AM
literally 1/2 second apart

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Not sure if modified password, or just really, really stupid.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 04, 2012, 10:56:36 AM
modified password

amusing when i logged in and saw 2 bad login attempts :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 04, 2012, 11:32:42 AM
lol that wasn't me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 04, 2012, 11:42:19 AM
It was me. Also fiah, if you read this, when you log on, you'll have about 200 bad login attempts. :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on March 04, 2012, 01:33:56 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 04, 2012, 01:37:15 PM
[15:34] -NickServ- You are now identified for skirtisan.
[15:34] -NickServ- 91 failed logins since last login.
[15:34] -NickServ- Last failed attempt from: Darvince!~Darv@unaffiliated/darvince on Mar 04 17:43:38 2012.


...cute
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 04, 2012, 01:38:07 PM
Fiah naru unbanned you 12 hours ago.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 04, 2012, 03:53:05 PM
darvince tries to into ctam

[17:52] <skirtisan> NO WIAT
[17:52] <skirtisan> NINJAD
[17:52] <skirtisan> SAFD
[17:52] <skirtisan> DSF
[17:52] <Darvince> oshit
[17:52] <skirtisan> WAT
[17:52] <skirtisan> WTF
[17:52] <Darvince> i
[17:52] <skirtisan> 10 TIMES
[17:52] <Darvince> into the future
[17:52] <skirtisan> YOU
[17:52] <Darvince> INTO THE FUTURE
[17:52] <skirtisan> MULTIPLIED
[17:52] <skirtisan> HOLY
[17:52] <Darvince> OSHIT
[17:52] <skirtisan> CRAP
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 04, 2012, 06:46:39 PM
[20:43] <+skirtisan> hi atomic
[20:43] <+skirtisan> you are
[20:43] <+skirtisan> !
[20:43] <+atomic7732> i am
[20:44] <+atomic7732> !
[20:44] <+skirtisan> atomic!
[20:44] <+skirtisan> you are wobbly!
[20:44] <+atomic7732> oh no!
[20:44] <+atomic7732> is that bad?
[20:44] <+skirtisan> no!
[20:44] <+skirtisan> that is very good!
[20:44] <+atomic7732> oh ok
[20:45] <+skirtisan> because...you just took an arrow to the knee!
[20:45] <+atomic7732> oh no!
[20:45] <+skirtisan> do not worry
[20:45] <+skirtisan> i shall give you..a metal kneecap!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 04, 2012, 07:09:55 PM
Ato wants sad story


[21:07] <+a7732|afk> naru go find me a sad fanfic to read
[21:07] <+skirtisan> once upon a time bla died of overexposure to nue
[21:07] <+skirtisan> the end
[21:07] <+matty406> Nue's Gamma particles
[21:08] <+a7732|afk> that wasn't sad
[21:08] <+a7732|afk> >:(
[21:08] <+skirtisan> once upon a time i cried
[21:08] <+skirtisan> and then i depressed
[21:08] <+a7732|afk> nor was that
[21:08] <+skirtisan> and then i wrote this story for atomic
[21:08] <+skirtisan> the end
[21:08] <+skirtisan> once upon a time POO
[21:08] <+skirtisan> the end?
[21:08] <+a7732|afk> I mean MLD sad
[21:08] <+skirtisan> once upon a time i made licked a lead MLD and pood cookies
[21:08] <+skirtisan> nue ate one and died
[21:08] <+skirtisan> and then everyone died
[21:09] <+skirtisan> and then everyone has a sad
[21:09] <+skirtisan> the end
[21:09] <+a7732|afk> none of these are sad
[21:09] <+a7732|afk> stop trying
[21:09] <+skirtisan> once upon a time kip gave up
[21:09] <+skirtisan> the end
[21:09] <+a7732|afk> :'(
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 04, 2012, 09:19:05 PM
Kolwut.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 05, 2012, 03:02:11 PM
[17:01] <+FiahOwl> It's 3:05 there.
[17:01] <+atomic7732> "there"
[17:01] <+atomic7732> It is 15:01 here
[17:01] <+skirtisan> where, in your poo?
[17:01] <+FiahOwl> yes, there.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on March 05, 2012, 10:22:09 PM
[21:18]   Darvince   no
[21:18]   Darvince   stay
[21:18]   Darvince   come play with me
[21:18]   Darvince   so i can play with your ...
[21:18]   Darvince   ...yeah i'm not going farther
[21:18]   atomic7732   Go
[21:18]   atomic7732   Go further
[21:19]   atomic7732   You've got me staying, now go further
[21:19]   Darvince   ok
[21:19]   Darvince   i'm female
[21:20]   atomic7732   facehoofs
[21:20]   Darvince   and it's your 8===D
[21:20]   atomic7732   ok TO SLEEP
[21:20]   Darvince   now go to bed
[21:20]   Darvince   oshit
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on March 06, 2012, 06:18:53 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 09:34:49 PM
A day at the IRC

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[2012-03-05 06:04:46] <FiahOwl> The states of NationStates Aeridani: New England Carolina Louisiana Florida Tennessee Greater Boston
[2012-03-05 06:05:15] <FiahOwl> Greater Boston is in the centerish.
[2012-03-05 06:05:27] <FiahOwl> Ohi Darvince
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[2012-03-05 06:28:26] <a7732|afk> Irina is cheating
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[2012-03-05 08:13:53] <BlaBla44> Hilo!
[2012-03-05 08:15:50] <Naru523> hero
[2012-03-05 08:19:17] <Naru523> "Vladimir Putin is elected President of Russia for a third term."
[2012-03-05 08:19:20] <Naru523> Odeer
[2012-03-05 08:24:07] <BlaBla44> :(
[2012-03-05 08:24:16] <BlaBla44> Btw, WarLight. :P
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[2012-03-05 08:26:10] <Matty406> Bloop
[2012-03-05 08:26:41] <Naru523> warlit'd
[2012-03-05 08:26:44] <BlaBla44> Matthey.
[2012-03-05 08:26:54] <BlaBla44> Yay
[2012-03-05 08:28:58] <Matty406> Allo
[2012-03-05 08:29:41] <Matty406> I made a little origami hat with a bus ticket and put it on my phone.
[2012-03-05 08:34:37] <BlaBla44> Kol.
[2012-03-05 08:35:15] <BlaBla44> Do you have very big bus tickets? I'm having big trouble imagining it. :P
[2012-03-05 08:35:31] <Naru523> remember bla, english peope.
[2012-03-05 08:35:34] <Naru523> ple
[2012-03-05 08:38:01] <BlaBla44> Be careful, I have just armed my cup with enriched tea.
[2012-03-05 08:40:54] <BlaBla44> And Naru, it may not be very surprising that Putin won...... Here's a list of vids documenting election fraud in Russia.
[2012-03-05 08:40:55] <BlaBla44> http://www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Udland/2012/03/05/110914.htm (http://www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Udland/2012/03/05/110914.htm)
[2012-03-05 08:42:16] <Naru523> .ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) RUSSIA, Y U NO ELEKT ME
[2012-03-05 08:42:27] <Naru523> (´;ω;`)
[2012-03-05 08:43:00] <Naru523> ... ಠ_ಠ
[2012-03-05 08:43:40] <BlaBla44> Invisible ink... Kol.
[2012-03-05 08:43:54] <Naru523> ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \
[2012-03-05 08:44:57] <Naru523> I am so frustrated I could fus ro dah everybody
[2012-03-05 08:45:31] <Naru523> (╯°O°)╯FUS RO DAH! ==== ☆。・:*>┼○
[2012-03-05 08:48:21] <Naru523> what da flock poopoo
[2012-03-05 08:48:28] <Naru523> fffffffffffffffffflllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooorida
[2012-03-05 08:48:53] <BlaBla44> Стирающаяся ручка на участке №2739 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezEFUGcdShE#)
[2012-03-05 08:48:56] <BlaBla44> Kol.
[2012-03-05 08:48:58] <Naru523> 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Bielosia, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
[2012-03-05 08:49:03] <Naru523> wut
[2012-03-05 08:58:20] <BlaBla44> Hmm, I'll be back later. Cu.
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[2012-03-05 10:09:39] <Matty406> Fus ro dah
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[2012-03-05 10:26:39] <BlaBla44> Hiloagain.
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[2012-03-05 10:34:03] <FictilePegasus> Hi bla hi naru hi guest hi matty hi myself
[2012-03-05 10:34:08] <FictilePegasus> Hi Chanserv
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[2012-03-05 10:39:09] <BlaBla44> Hipegasocialist
[2012-03-05 10:39:21] <FictilePegasus> Ohey shffdsggmatty
[2012-03-05 10:39:28] <matty406> Lols
[2012-03-05 10:39:36] <BlaBla44> Kol, that's harder to pronounce than Yqt!
[2012-03-05 10:40:22] <BlaBla44> (I still have about 7 knots on my tongue after some... Problems pronouncing that from the weekend) D:
[2012-03-05 10:40:29] <BlaBla44> Not recommended.
[2012-03-05 10:41:51] <FictilePegasus> Why
[2012-03-05 10:41:55] <FictilePegasus> Queue
[2012-03-05 10:41:57] <FictilePegasus> Tea
[2012-03-05 10:44:11] <FictilePegasus> Done.
[2012-03-05 10:44:21] <FictilePegasus> With negative 7 mph
[2012-03-05 10:44:31] <BlaBla44> Kol.
[2012-03-05 10:45:06] <BlaBla44> Also, queue needs to be respelled kyou or kjoo or kjuu or something.
[2012-03-05 10:45:24] <BlaBla44> Queue is the most insanely spelled word in the entire wordworld.
[2012-03-05 10:45:38] <FictilePegasus> Nop
[2012-03-05 10:46:24] <FictilePegasus> Onomonopoeia  
[2012-03-05 10:46:25] <BlaBla44> Ok, NOT COUNTING FICTILEPEGASUS, it is.
[2012-03-05 10:46:29] <BlaBla44> Kolwut
[2012-03-05 10:46:31] <FictilePegasus> Or something
[2012-03-05 10:46:53] <BlaBla44> My tongue is already growing knots.................. AHHHHH
[2012-03-05 10:47:21] * BlaBla44 launches V838 Monocerotis
[2012-03-05 10:47:54] * FictilePegasus launches IW Pegasi
[2012-03-05 10:48:19] * BlaBla44 baunches IW Pegasi
[2012-03-05 10:48:36] <BlaBla44> Ping pong Pegasi.
[2012-03-05 10:49:36] * FictilePegasus launches R Leonid
[2012-03-05 10:49:38] <FictilePegasus> Leonid
[2012-03-05 10:49:42] <FictilePegasus> Leonid
[2012-03-05 10:49:47] <FictilePegasus> Leonis
[2012-03-05 10:49:51] <FictilePegasus> There we go
[2012-03-05 10:49:55] <BlaBla44> Hm.
[2012-03-05 10:50:15] * BlaBla44 uses, ignore it until it hits me.
[2012-03-05 10:51:05] <BlaBla44> Nowait.
[2012-03-05 10:51:52] * BlaBla44 exposes it to severe gaydiation, causing it to degay into a harmless unstar.
[2012-03-05 10:51:52] * FictilePegasus hits BlaBla44 with S Telescopii
[2012-03-05 10:52:07] <FictilePegasus> wtf
[2012-03-05 10:52:20] * BlaBla44 smashes telescopist glass.
[2012-03-05 10:52:52] <FictilePegasus> But!
[2012-03-05 10:53:02] <FictilePegasus> That costs money!
[2012-03-05 10:53:25] <FictilePegasus> What is Monoceros again?
[2012-03-05 10:53:45] <BlaBla44> V838 Monocerotis is a supernova remnant, I think.
[2012-03-05 10:53:58] <BlaBla44> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V838_Monocerotis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V838_Monocerotis)
[2012-03-05 10:53:59] <FictilePegasus> No, Monoceros
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[2012-03-05 10:54:12] <FictilePegasus> The constellation V838 Mon is in
[2012-03-05 10:54:36] <BlaBla44> Oh, a variable star which threw off its outer layers, not a supernova.
[2012-03-05 10:54:42] <FictilePegasus> I'm going to say V838 is a novae
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[2012-03-05 10:54:48] <FictilePegasus> Or something
[2012-03-05 10:55:00] <BlaBla44> Matthey
[2012-03-05 10:55:07] <matty406> helloello again
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[2012-03-05 10:55:28] <BlaBla44> Whatever its name is, it's a cute star. :)
[2012-03-05 10:55:41] <BlaBla44> øhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/V838_Mon_HST.jpg
[2012-03-05 10:55:47] <FictilePegasus> Monoceros the Unicorn
[2012-03-05 10:55:50] <FictilePegasus> derpa
[2012-03-05 10:56:15] <BlaBla44> Mono... That'
[2012-03-05 10:56:21] <BlaBla44> That's one = uni...
[2012-03-05 10:56:24] <BlaBla44> Ceros = corn
[2012-03-05 10:56:31] <BlaBla44> Oh kol.
[2012-03-05 10:56:41] <matty406> krop
[2012-03-05 10:56:43] <BlaBla44> Do monoponies exist?
[2012-03-05 10:56:55] <FictilePegasus> inb4 I image it and GIMP Twilight in the sky
[2012-03-05 10:56:57] <matty406> what
[2012-03-05 10:57:02] <FictilePegasus> Along with
[2012-03-05 10:57:07] <matty406> Tricorn
[2012-03-05 10:57:18] <BlaBla44> Acorn (a unicorn without corns)
[2012-03-05 10:57:34] <FictilePegasus> Two dogs and some hunter dude
[2012-03-05 10:57:42] <matty406> then it;s not a unicorn, what, my brain.
[2012-03-05 10:57:48] <FictilePegasus> Canis major and minor and Orion
[2012-03-05 10:57:51] <FictilePegasus> Kol
[2012-03-05 10:58:10] <FictilePegasus> I've seen it millions of times and never known it was there
[2012-03-05 10:58:13] <FictilePegasus> Fail
[2012-03-05 10:58:30] <BlaBla44> I used to spy on Betelgeuse some years ago. :P Betelgeuse is cute.
[2012-03-05 10:58:57] <matty406> I want to see it asplode
[2012-03-05 10:59:07] <FictilePegasus> Eridanus is cute
[2012-03-05 10:59:24] <FictilePegasus> It's too big to see all of it where I live though
[2012-03-05 10:59:39] <FictilePegasus> But I can see more of it than you two :P
[2012-03-05 10:59:43] <FictilePegasus> yay southness
[2012-03-05 10:59:44] <BlaBla44> Yesmatty, exactly my thought. Oh, and the Orion nebula... That was what I was mostly spying on there.

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 09:58:32 PM
Part 2 of 7 (11:00-16:00)

[2012-03-05 11:00:10] <BlaBla44> You southist!! >:(
[2012-03-05 11:01:00] <FictilePegasus> I bet you've never seen Fomalhaut
[2012-03-05 11:01:04] <FictilePegasus> :P
[2012-03-05 11:01:35] <BlaBla44> ...............................................Nop
[2012-03-05 11:01:53] <BlaBla44> It looks epic on images.
[2012-03-05 11:01:56] <FictilePegasus> I cannot into Sigma octantis
[2012-03-05 11:02:22] <FictilePegasus> Oh that makes sense
[2012-03-05 11:02:28] <FictilePegasus> It's a triangle
[2012-03-05 11:02:41] <FictilePegasus> Which kind of resembles the octant angle
[2012-03-05 11:02:43] <FictilePegasus> Thing
[2012-03-05 11:02:44] <BlaBla44> It should be an octangle.
[2012-03-05 11:03:36] <matty406> I wish for my requests for a new telescope to be fulfilled, as I had one years ago and used it as a pretend gun. I lost most of the parts and when I try using it now it's pretty bad.
[2012-03-05 11:03:58] <FictilePegasus> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Monoceros_IAU.svg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Monoceros_IAU.svg)
[2012-03-05 11:04:01] <FictilePegasus> Cute
[2012-03-05 11:04:07] <BlaBla44> Kol. Something about a telescope just makes me think of a huge machine gun. Ikr.
[2012-03-05 11:04:25] <matty406> That exactly. ._.
[2012-03-05 11:05:03] <BlaBla44> So just pretend it's a pretty accurate gun shooting aliens. :)
[2012-03-05 11:05:07] <FictilePegasus> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Octans_IAU.svg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Octans_IAU.svg)
[2012-03-05 11:05:18] <FictilePegasus> South :(
[2012-03-05 11:05:54] <matty406> But yeah I one one that traaaacks.
[2012-03-05 11:06:01] <matty406> Like that one my cousin has.
[2012-03-05 11:06:05] <BlaBla44> Google Sky. ;)
[2012-03-05 11:06:06] <matty406> that one, HE'S NEVER USED
[2012-03-05 11:06:19] <FictilePegasus> I have tracking :)
[2012-03-05 11:06:24] <FictilePegasus> It is useful
[2012-03-05 11:06:30] <matty406> Indeed
[2012-03-05 11:06:36] <BlaBla44> I'm... Not using my telescope enough... At all. :(
[2012-03-05 11:06:51] <matty406> All the things I could see.
[2012-03-05 11:06:58] <FictilePegasus> You should all into AAVSO
[2012-03-05 11:07:23] <matty406> And there's that field I know about with minimal light pollution.
[2012-03-05 11:07:44] <FictilePegasus> I might go up a few miles north to a dark site this month with my telescope to see galaxies and nebulae
[2012-03-05 11:07:57] <BlaBla44> Mostly because I can't aim properly with the red dot finder... And because, homwrok, comuptor... :/
[2012-03-05 11:07:58] <FictilePegasus> They are legit
[2012-03-05 11:08:19] <FictilePegasus> I gtg
[2012-03-05 11:08:21] <BlaBla44> Cu
[2012-03-05 11:08:23] <matty406> bye
[2012-03-05 11:08:25] <matty406> s
[2012-03-05 11:09:21] <matty406> http://zuek69.deviantart.com/#/d4p1olt (http://zuek69.deviantart.com/#/d4p1olt)
[2012-03-05 11:09:51] <BlaBla44> Oh kolz.
[2012-03-05 11:10:31] <matty406> ikr
[2012-03-05 11:10:43] <matty406> Meanwhile in Russia
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[2012-03-05 11:13:29] <FictilePegasus_> ok
[2012-03-05 11:13:39] <FictilePegasus_> What'd I miss
[2012-03-05 11:13:47] <FictilePegasus_> http://moe.met.fsu.edu/cyclonephase/gfs/fcst/archive/12030512/27.html (http://moe.met.fsu.edu/cyclonephase/gfs/fcst/archive/12030512/27.html)
[2012-03-05 11:13:59] <matty406> You missed http://zuek69.deviantart.com/#/d4p1olt (http://zuek69.deviantart.com/#/d4p1olt)
[2012-03-05 11:13:59] <FictilePegasus_> http://moe.met.fsu.edu/cyclonephase/gfs/fcst/archive/12030512/2.html (http://moe.met.fsu.edu/cyclonephase/gfs/fcst/archive/12030512/2.html)
[2012-03-05 11:14:12] <FictilePegasus_> kol
[2012-03-05 11:14:48] <BlaBla44> That last one looks komplex. :| Nawt legit!
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[2012-03-05 11:15:43] <BlaBla44> AHHHHHH ATOMIC IS INVADING THE IRC WITH AN ARMY OF HIS KLONES
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[2012-03-05 11:19:15] <FictilePegasus_> ohwhat
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[2012-03-05 11:19:27] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v FictilePegasus by rowling.freenode.net
[2012-03-05 11:20:44] <FictilePegasus> 120H: 2012/03/10 12 UTC: 31.0 S / 34.4 E, MAX WIND=045 KT, SEVERE TROPICAL STORM
[2012-03-05 11:20:48] <FictilePegasus> 45 kt STS?
[2012-03-05 11:20:50] <BlaBla44> Kol, you konnektivist.
[2012-03-05 11:20:51] <FictilePegasus> wut?
[2012-03-05 11:21:27] <BlaBla44> 45 kt STS? What is kt and what is STS? :P
[2012-03-05 11:21:28] <FictilePegasus> I need to work
[2012-03-05 11:21:34] <FictilePegasus> knot
[2012-03-05 11:21:38] <FictilePegasus> Severe Tropical Storm
[2012-03-05 11:21:44] <BlaBla44> Ahaes.
[2012-03-05 11:22:02] <FictilePegasus> Severe Tropical storm starts at 47 kts I believe
[2012-03-05 11:22:11] <FictilePegasus> so technically it needs to be 50 kts
[2012-03-05 11:22:17] <BlaBla44> Ok.
[2012-03-05 11:22:42] <FictilePegasus> http://gwydir.demon.co.uk/advisories/WTIO30-FMEE_201203050646.htm (http://gwydir.demon.co.uk/advisories/WTIO30-FMEE_201203050646.htm) note this
[2012-03-05 11:22:50] <FictilePegasus> 1.A MODERATE TROPICAL STORM  11  (IRINA)  
[2012-03-05 11:22:56] <FictilePegasus> 5.A MAX AVERAGE WIND SPEED (10 MN): 45 KT
[2012-03-05 11:23:03] <FictilePegasus> 60H: 2012/03/07 18 UTC: 27.4 S / 37.4 E, MAX WIND=045 KT, MODERATE TROPICAL STORM
[2012-03-05 11:23:08] <FictilePegasus> 72H: 2012/03/08 06 UTC: 27.6 S / 36.6 E, MAX WIND=050 KT, SEVERE TROPICAL STORM
[2012-03-05 11:23:17] <FictilePegasus> Reunion error'd
[2012-03-05 11:23:30] <BlaBla44> Too much data... Overflow error...
[2012-03-05 11:24:10] * FictilePegasus pings Bla with a 65560 byte packet of data
[2012-03-05 11:25:09] <BlaBla44> Kol.
[2012-03-05 11:25:36] * BlaBla44 pongs FictilePegasus with a 4294967296 byte packet of data
[2012-03-05 11:25:49] <FictilePegasus> I don't think you can do that
[2012-03-05 11:25:51] <FictilePegasus> :P
[2012-03-05 11:25:58] <BlaBla44> SO WHAT :P
[2012-03-05 11:26:00] <FictilePegasus> 65565 is the limit I believe
[2012-03-05 11:26:03] <BlaBla44> I do it anyway. :P
[2012-03-05 11:26:15] * FictilePegasus explodes Betelguese on Bla
[2012-03-05 11:26:22] <BlaBla44> Ouch
[2012-03-05 11:26:23] <FictilePegasus> god-moding
[2012-03-05 11:26:23] <matty406> Did Google mess with youtube's layout again?
[2012-03-05 11:26:33] <matty406> Destroying Renard's awesome channel.
[2012-03-05 11:26:35] <FictilePegasus> I thought they did a few days ago
[2012-03-05 11:26:50] <BlaBla44> All channels will be converted to the new design in two days. :(
[2012-03-05 11:26:57] <BlaBla44> If they haven't decided to succumb already.
[2012-03-05 11:27:02] <matty406> Oh, wrong channel
[2012-03-05 11:27:07] <BlaBla44> ...I think the new design is... Terrible.
[2012-03-05 11:27:12] <FictilePegasus> I like it
[2012-03-05 11:27:17] <BlaBla44> ...!
[2012-03-05 11:27:29] <FictilePegasus> It has problems, yes
[2012-03-05 11:27:33] <matty406> Yayayay he finally released his new Reload album.
[2012-03-05 11:27:34] <FictilePegasus> if it was executed right it would have been good
[2012-03-05 11:27:44] <FictilePegasus> for example
[2012-03-05 11:27:48] <BlaBla44> If it were executed left it would have been better.
[2012-03-05 11:28:00] <FictilePegasus> you can make channel comments
[2012-03-05 11:28:01] <FictilePegasus> but there's no way to view them
[2012-03-05 11:28:08] <BlaBla44> Uhh....
[2012-03-05 11:28:11] <matty406> Oh yeah
[2012-03-05 11:28:19] <matty406> I'd like to see a list of my comments.
[2012-03-05 11:28:41] <BlaBla44> You can already comment on channels?'
[2012-03-05 11:28:51] <FictilePegasus> you've been able to forever bla...
[2012-03-05 11:29:00] <BlaBla44> I know.
[2012-03-05 11:29:12] <FictilePegasus> then... ?
[2012-03-05 11:29:14] <BlaBla44> I think the layout is sort of ugly too, at least it needs a lot more customization options. :P
[2012-03-05 11:29:32] <FictilePegasus> I agree there
[2012-03-05 11:29:40] <FictilePegasus> you can't change it from gray
[2012-03-05 11:29:54] <FictilePegasus> and all the modules are stuck where they are
[2012-03-05 11:30:40] <FictilePegasus> http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcdat/tc12/SHEM/14S.IRINA/ir/geo/1km_bw/20120305.1800.meteo7.x.ir1km_bw.14SIRINA.50kts-985mb-306S-355E.100pc.jpg (http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcdat/tc12/SHEM/14S.IRINA/ir/geo/1km_bw/20120305.1800.meteo7.x.ir1km_bw.14SIRINA.50kts-985mb-306S-355E.100pc.jpg)
[2012-03-05 11:30:53] <FictilePegasus> over all I like it though
[2012-03-05 11:30:56] <FictilePegasus> it was just... done wrong
[2012-03-05 11:31:05] <matty406> Google's innovation is genius.
[2012-03-05 11:31:14] <matty406> ./sarcasm
[2012-03-05 11:31:20] <BlaBla44> I was about the ask that. :P
[2012-03-05 11:31:42] <FictilePegasus> http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcdat/tc12/SHEM/94P.INVEST/ir/geo/1km_bw/20120305.1732.mtsat2.x.ir1km_bw.94PINVEST.25kts-1004mb-258S-1549E.100pc.jpg (http://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcdat/tc12/SHEM/94P.INVEST/ir/geo/1km_bw/20120305.1732.mtsat2.x.ir1km_bw.94PINVEST.25kts-1004mb-258S-1549E.100pc.jpg)
[2012-03-05 11:31:47] <BlaBla44> I guess my channel will turn red then... :/
[2012-03-05 11:33:42] <matty406> I like the idea of digitising literature, but I like to keep libraries. This issue is difficult.
[2012-03-05 11:34:13] <FictilePegasus> DIGITIZE!
[2012-03-05 11:34:23] <FictilePegasus> and then FREE INTERNETZ
[2012-03-05 11:34:25] <FictilePegasus> simple
[2012-03-05 11:34:39] <BlaBla44> Agree with Atomic, put everyfing on ze internetz. :P
[2012-03-05 11:34:57] <matty406> But the feel of a reel book is nice
[2012-03-05 11:34:59] <FictilePegasus> ERRYFING MUST INTERNET FRII
[2012-03-05 11:35:01] <BlaBla44> I went to the library today to get a book. One of my teacher is a bookist. >_<
[2012-03-05 11:35:01] <matty406> real*
[2012-03-05 11:35:04] <FictilePegasus> ./mudkipz
[2012-03-05 11:35:29] <matty406> I really like the ound a thick hardback makes when you close it with force.
[2012-03-05 11:35:34] <matty406> sound*
[2012-03-05 11:35:34] <FictilePegasus> oh crap
[2012-03-05 11:35:37] <BlaBla44> Kol.
[2012-03-05 11:35:37] <FictilePegasus> I just figured out
[2012-03-05 11:35:42] <FictilePegasus> my teacher can see everything
[2012-03-05 11:35:53] <FictilePegasus> He has a "scanner"
[2012-03-05 11:36:04] <FictilePegasus> it lists every computer IP address and stuff
[2012-03-05 11:36:05] <BlaBla44> Dun dun dun. :P
[2012-03-05 11:36:09] <FictilePegasus> he likely can view screen
[2012-03-05 11:36:13] <FictilePegasus> yeah
[2012-03-05 11:36:17] <FictilePegasus> there's an observe button
[2012-03-05 11:36:18] <matty406> Our school had that.
[2012-03-05 11:36:26] <BlaBla44> Totalitarism.png
[2012-03-05 11:36:34] <BlaBla44> *Totalitarianism.png
[2012-03-05 11:36:44] <matty406> Our school's computer network was cracked down on more than Korea's.
[2012-03-05 11:36:54] <matty406> NO FUN ALLOWED
[2012-03-05 11:37:01] <BlaBla44> *Totalitatolatotalitotlatolatotalitarianianitolatarianism.png
[2012-03-05 11:37:25] <BlaBla44> MY TONGUE... THE KNOTS
[2012-03-05 11:38:03] <BlaBla44> :B
[2012-03-05 11:38:04] <BlaBla44> or :
[2012-03-05 11:38:05] <matty406> And the technitians were up their own arses as well.
[2012-03-05 11:38:47] <BlaBla44> Doesn't sound nice. :/ On my school it's forbidden to play online games and stuff, but most people do it anyway, and it doesn't seem like anything happens. I've never tried doing it though. :P
[2012-03-05 11:39:02] <matty406> Seriously they did NOTHING other than blosk stuff, listen to metal full blast and went on whatever they want.
[2012-03-05 11:39:06] <matty406> block*
[2012-03-05 11:39:13] <matty406> And they wonder why we couldn't do work.
[2012-03-05 11:39:21] <BlaBla44> Kol.
[2012-03-05 11:39:58] <matty406> When sites started getting blocked, people would start going on Polish game sites. :P
[2012-03-05 11:40:31] <matty406> You could tell the spectrum of what we could do was getting smaller and smaller.
[2012-03-05 11:40:41] <BlaBla44> Kol.
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[2012-03-05 11:42:23] <matty406> Also, one of the ICT teachers could lock an individual's computer, a massive padlock took up the whole screen. And because all the computers were on the rim of the room, everyone could see who it was. :P
[2012-03-05 11:42:50] <matty406> And you take the loooong shameful walk of shame up to the desk.
[2012-03-05 11:44:28] <BlaBla44> Hm. :/
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Part 2 of 7 (11:00-16:00)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 09:59:40 PM
Part 3 of 7 (16:00-17:30)

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[2012-03-05 16:08:36] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v Darvince by ChanServ
[2012-03-05 16:08:43] <atomic7732> plush microbes
[2012-03-05 16:08:44] <atomic7732> !
[2012-03-05 16:08:51] <matty406> Spkng wth n vwls snds lk rst ccnt.
[2012-03-05 16:08:52] <Darvince> hi kipzian nue
[2012-03-05 16:09:13] <Darvince> http://www.interguild.org/members/forums/jump.php?to=1330930543 (http://www.interguild.org/members/forums/jump.php?to=1330930543) LOL
[2012-03-05 16:09:21] <atomic7732> Speaking with no vowels sounds like ? accent(s)
[2012-03-05 16:09:22] <Darvince> "You notice that Silver, Darvince and Cedric are all gathered around a box labeled "Chat". Many other people occasionally walk up to it for a few minutes, but they seem to be there the most.  You swear that at one point you saw Haily somewhere in the room, but before you knew it, he was gone. You also notice on multiple occasions Darvince isn't actually there, and that there is instead a...
[2012-03-05 16:09:22] <Darvince> ...cardboard cutout in his place."
[2012-03-05 16:09:40] <atomic7732> kolwin
[2012-03-05 16:10:12] <atomic7732> idk where I got the s from
[2012-03-05 16:11:07] <atomic7732> "Actually, it IS rocket science"
[2012-03-05 16:11:09] <atomic7732> kol
[2012-03-05 16:12:18] <atomic7732> Rear view spy sunglasses
[2012-03-05 16:12:21] <atomic7732> that's awesome
[2012-03-05 16:12:44] <Darvince> ttt i will track your address and give you a moog?
[2012-03-05 16:17:18] <Darvince> kol naru
[2012-03-05 16:17:24] <Darvince> he's ashamed of his past
[2012-03-05 16:17:26] <Darvince> but so am i
[2012-03-05 16:17:29] <atomic7732> Soylent green crackers...
[2012-03-05 16:17:31] <atomic7732> uhhhh
[2012-03-05 16:17:38] <Darvince> dafuq
[2012-03-05 16:17:42] <atomic7732> kol candy unicorn horn
[2012-03-05 16:17:56] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 16:17:58] <atomic7732> caffeinatted popcorn
[2012-03-05 16:18:32] <Darvince> wtf my schedule this week for school is very oddish
[2012-03-05 16:18:54] <atomic7732> minecraft university wtf
[2012-03-05 16:19:02] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 16:19:09] <Darvince> wait you're serious?
[2012-03-05 16:19:25] <atomic7732> it's a hoodie
[2012-03-05 16:19:34] <atomic7732> GIANT FOAM POLYHEDRAL DICE
[2012-03-05 16:19:58] <atomic7732> kol "For young and/or violent D&D players"
[2012-03-05 16:20:09] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 16:20:36] <Darvince> inb4 map war 3
[2012-03-05 16:20:44] <atomic7732> LAME
[2012-03-05 16:21:01] <atomic7732> There's tons of internet culture-ish stuff in here
[2012-03-05 16:21:04] <atomic7732> I DEMAND MLP
[2012-03-05 16:21:11] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 16:21:16] <atomic7732> Seriously
[2012-03-05 16:21:18] <Darvince> why
[2012-03-05 16:21:19] <Darvince> is
[2012-03-05 16:21:28] <Darvince> why do things become really poopular
[2012-03-05 16:21:33] <Darvince> I DUN'T GEET EET
[2012-03-05 16:21:34] <atomic7732> Minecraft, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Portal 2, Harry Potter
[2012-03-05 16:21:57] <Darvince> wtf harry potter
[2012-03-05 16:22:01] <atomic7732> exactly
[2012-03-05 16:22:43] <Darvince> lulz there's code that logs off me, cedric, and thomas at midnight each days
[2012-03-05 16:22:46] <Darvince> at interguild
[2012-03-05 16:23:04] <atomic7732> book of secrets "Secrets from around the world - crammed into a tiny book"
[2012-03-05 16:23:06] <atomic7732> that's helpful
[2012-03-05 16:23:36] <atomic7732> BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[2012-03-05 16:23:40] <Darvince> fff my date for posting in lpeg has been pushed to march 16th
[2012-03-05 16:23:43] <atomic7732> Space Monolith action figure
[2012-03-05 16:23:46] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-03-05 16:24:31] <atomic7732> retro pocket synth
[2012-03-05 16:24:51] <atomic7732> wtf angry birds
[2012-03-05 16:25:44] <atomic7732> wifi detector shirt
[2012-03-05 16:25:50] =-= Naruschl is now known as Naru523
[2012-03-05 16:26:18] <Darvince> ttt i will track your address and give you a moog?
[2012-03-05 16:26:20] <atomic7732> smart string tape measure
[2012-03-05 16:26:21] <atomic7732> that is awesome
[2012-03-05 16:26:47] <Darvince> how to get god: multiply isaac newton by i
[2012-03-05 16:26:49] =-= atomic7732 is now known as a7732|afk
[2012-03-05 16:26:54] <Naru523> www i will track your mom and give you a baby sibling?
[2012-03-05 16:26:59] <Darvince> wut
[2012-03-05 16:27:16] <a7732|afk> I will resume looking at this epic stuff (that needs more MLP stuff) after food
[2012-03-05 16:28:37] <Darvince> tttt fathers
[2012-03-05 16:28:41] =-= YOU are now known as Darv|hw
[2012-03-05 16:30:01] <matty406> lolatomic, where are you getting these?
[2012-03-05 16:32:27] <Naru523> mfw they remix a hmong song into a techno one
[2012-03-05 16:37:59] =-= a7732|afk is now known as atomic7732
[2012-03-05 16:38:16] <atomic7732> matty406: http://thinkgeek.com/ (http://thinkgeek.com/)
[2012-03-05 16:38:33] <atomic7732> They send me a magazine like once every 3 months because I've bought from them before
[2012-03-05 16:38:56] <atomic7732> magazine... idk if you call it that
[2012-03-05 16:39:01] <atomic7732> it's a thing with a ton of their stuff
[2012-03-05 16:39:28] <Yqt1001> should I have the HRE in my game? :/
[2012-03-05 16:39:34] <Yqt1001> or just a culture group
[2012-03-05 16:39:39] <Yqt1001> that can form teh HRE
[2012-03-05 16:39:42] <Yqt1001> the*
[2012-03-05 16:39:49] <atomic7732> No
[2012-03-05 16:39:50] <atomic7732> no
[2012-03-05 16:39:52] <atomic7732> no
[2012-03-05 16:39:54] <atomic7732> no
[2012-03-05 16:39:56] <atomic7732> >:(
[2012-03-05 16:39:56] <Yqt1001> no HRE it is :P
[2012-03-05 16:40:01] <atomic7732> ok :D
[2012-03-05 16:40:23] <Yqt1001> large infamy for conquering a non-accepted culture group though :P
[2012-03-05 16:41:16] <atomic7732> mini donut factory
[2012-03-05 16:41:18] <atomic7732> kol I need that
[2012-03-05 16:41:41] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 16:41:44] <atomic7732> unicorn chopsticks
[2012-03-05 16:41:49] <atomic7732> that looks stupid
[2012-03-05 16:42:07] <atomic7732> nintendo wall graphics
[2012-03-05 16:42:08] <atomic7732> lolwut
[2012-03-05 16:43:02] <atomic7732> that's cool, ice speed chess
[2012-03-05 16:43:11] <atomic7732> except I despise chess
[2012-03-05 16:43:46] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 16:43:56] <atomic7732> "I once wrote haiku,
[2012-03-05 16:44:01] <atomic7732> until the day I took an
[2012-03-05 16:44:04] <atomic7732> arrow to the knee"
[2012-03-05 16:44:29] <atomic7732> Strain
[2012-03-05 16:44:33] <atomic7732> that game looks awesome
[2012-03-05 16:45:57] <atomic7732> MLP might be a bit out of place, but come on, they have unicorn stuff
[2012-03-05 16:46:12] <atomic7732> and harry potter which doesn't exactly make sense imo
[2012-03-05 16:47:12] <atomic7732> BAHAHAHAHA
[2012-03-05 16:47:22] <atomic7732> Element of Surprise shirt
[2012-03-05 16:47:23] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-03-05 16:47:40] <atomic7732> i void warranties, lol
[2012-03-05 16:48:34] <atomic7732> interesting photosynthesis UV-activated shirt
[2012-03-05 16:50:04] <atomic7732> Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.
[2012-03-05 16:50:06] <atomic7732> kol
[2012-03-05 16:50:59] <atomic7732> You read my t-shirt, that's enough social interaction for one day
[2012-03-05 16:51:28] <Darv|hw> kol
[2012-03-05 16:51:49] <atomic7732> carnivorous plant set
[2012-03-05 16:51:59] <Naru523> ragequit
[2012-03-05 16:52:06] <Darv|hw> OSHIT FATHERS
[2012-03-05 16:52:06] <Darv|hw> !
[2012-03-05 16:52:11] * Naru523 throws laptop at fireplace
[2012-03-05 16:52:13] <atomic7732> grow your own sweet leaf (apparently Stevia which is 300x sweeter than sugar)
[2012-03-05 16:52:41] <atomic7732> interesting
[2012-03-05 16:52:41] <Naru523> "Aaron: 7600performance All day Every day."
[2012-03-05 16:52:45] <Naru523> >All day every day
[2012-03-05 16:52:51] <Naru523> MY FRIEND IS A KIPZIAN
[2012-03-05 16:52:52] <Naru523> AAAAAAAA
[2012-03-05 16:53:00] <atomic7732> as stated before: needs more MLP
[2012-03-05 16:57:09] <atomic7732> Jeopardy question was what civilization spread hellenistic blah blah blah in 300 BC
[2012-03-05 16:57:41] <Naru523> make donuts
[2012-03-05 16:57:43] <Naru523> ia
[2012-03-05 16:58:41] <atomic7732> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/178/071/tumblr_ls1niquPqz1qgd5kwo1_500.png (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/178/071/tumblr_ls1niquPqz1qgd5kwo1_500.png)
[2012-03-05 16:59:00] <atomic7732> why isn't that scootaloo
[2012-03-05 16:59:21] <atomic7732> http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/817/roflbot-FZ6K.jpg (http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/817/roflbot-FZ6K.jpg) lololol
[2012-03-05 17:00:15] <atomic7732> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/129/582/Pinkie%20i%20became%20everything.jpg (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/129/582/Pinkie%20i%20became%20everything.jpg) wut
[2012-03-05 17:00:30] <atomic7732> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/126/915/10pv85h.jpg (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/126/915/10pv85h.jpg) kolwut
[2012-03-05 17:07:46] <atomic7732> http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/03/story-great-and-powerful-trixie-falls.html (http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/03/story-great-and-powerful-trixie-falls.html) XD
[2012-03-05 17:07:57] <atomic7732> Description: It had to happen eventually.
[2012-03-05 17:11:45] <atomic7732> http://sintakhra.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Vs-Technology-287881137 (http://sintakhra.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Vs-Technology-287881137)
[2012-03-05 17:14:44] <Darv|hw> kol
[2012-03-05 17:15:34] <Darv|hw> ok, 1/6 of the way there
[2012-03-05 17:17:39] <atomic7732> ?
[2012-03-05 17:17:57] <Darv|hw> i have to do 5 of my 7 missing math today
[2012-03-05 17:18:00] <Darv|hw> because otherwise fathers
[2012-03-05 17:18:11] <Darv|hw> atleast five of seven
[2012-03-05 17:18:15] <Darv|hw> and i have until friday
[2012-03-05 17:18:16] <Darv|hw> >.>
[2012-03-05 17:20:01] <atomic7732> OH NO!
[2012-03-05 17:20:08] <atomic7732> Why did math go missing?
[2012-03-05 17:20:11] <atomic7732> Should I help find it?
[2012-03-05 17:20:23] <Darv|hw> wtf
[2012-03-05 17:20:29] <atomic7732> :P
[2012-03-05 17:20:29] <Darv|hw> no it's because of sickness or prents
[2012-03-05 17:20:50] <atomic7732> fluttershy's cutie mark
[2012-03-05 17:20:55] <atomic7732> do nawt like
[2012-03-05 17:21:02] <Darv|hw> also someone thought you needed faith to know that 7*8 is 56
[2012-03-05 17:21:04] <Naru523> 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in New Dirtville, students abandon classrooms for online education.
[2012-03-05 17:21:04] <Darv|hw> at school
[2012-03-05 17:21:06] <Naru523> kol
[2012-03-05 17:21:10] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 17:21:15] <atomic7732> wtf seriously
[2012-03-05 17:21:18] <atomic7732> and awesome naru
[2012-03-05 17:21:20] <atomic7732> and wtf
[2012-03-05 17:21:55] <Naru523> Scientists have announced they are close to a breakthrough in their quest to revive the feather-bellied pony, a species related to New Dirtville's national animal that has been extinct for more than a century.
[2012-03-05 17:21:56] <atomic7732> you should into anti-religion at school
[2012-03-05 17:21:59] <Naru523> wat
[2012-03-05 17:22:02] <atomic7732> that'd be kind of fun, I think
[2012-03-05 17:22:07] <Darv|hw> kol
[2012-03-05 17:22:57] <Darv|hw> they thought you needed faith to know that 7*8 is 56 because they thought it was 57
[2012-03-05 17:23:06] <atomic7732> wtf?
[2012-03-05 17:23:11] <atomic7732> Bla's phemy!
[2012-03-05 17:23:39] <atomic7732> 57 is PRIME!
[2012-03-05 17:23:46] <Darv|hw> http://xkcd.com/786/ (http://xkcd.com/786/) kol
[2012-03-05 17:23:46] <atomic7732> KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
[2012-03-05 17:23:58] <atomic7732> wait...
[2012-03-05 17:24:09] <atomic7732> 1*2 = 2 + 1 = 3
[2012-03-05 17:24:15] <atomic7732> 2*3 = 6 + 1 = 7
[2012-03-05 17:24:23] <atomic7732> 3*4 = 12 + 1 = 13
[2012-03-05 17:24:24] <Darv|hw> BLA'
[2012-03-05 17:24:28] <Darv|hw> BLA'S PHEMY
[2012-03-05 17:24:36] <atomic7732> 4*5 = 20 + 1 = 21 awww
[2012-03-05 17:24:37] <Darv|hw> oic what you did there
[2012-03-05 17:25:02] <atomic7732> 5*6 = 30 + 1 = 31
[2012-03-05 17:25:14] <atomic7732> 6*7 = 42 + 1 = 43
[2012-03-05 17:25:15] <Darv|hw> 6*7 = 42 + 1 = 43
[2012-03-05 17:25:22] <Darv|hw> 7*8 = 56 + 1 = 57
[2012-03-05 17:25:23] <atomic7732> 7*8 = 56 + 1 = 57
[2012-03-05 17:25:31] <Darv|hw> 8*9 = 72 + 1 = 73
[2012-03-05 17:25:32] <atomic7732> 8*9 = 72 + 1 = 73
[2012-03-05 17:25:38] <atomic7732> 9*10 = 90 + 1 =91
[2012-03-05 17:25:39] <Darv|hw> 9*10 = 90 + 1 = 91
[2012-03-05 17:25:56] <atomic7732> My bet is that most of these will be prime
[2012-03-05 17:26:01] * atomic7732 spreadsheets
[2012-03-05 17:26:02] <Darv|hw> kol
[2012-03-05 17:26:10] <atomic7732> I AM GOING TO FIND PATTERNS
[2012-03-05 17:26:14] <Naru523> 57 isn't prime
[2012-03-05 17:26:24] <atomic7732> yeah it is... ?
[2012-03-05 17:26:29] <Naru523> no
[2012-03-05 17:26:29] <Darv|hw> http://xkcd.com/100/ (http://xkcd.com/100/) wot
[2012-03-05 17:26:35] <Darv|hw> 3*19
[2012-03-05 17:26:35] <Naru523> 3 x 19
[2012-03-05 17:26:40] <Darv|hw> eww x
[2012-03-05 17:26:42] <atomic7732> Google...
[2012-03-05 17:26:45] <atomic7732> You have failed me.
[2012-03-05 17:26:57] <atomic7732> >:(
[2012-03-05 17:27:18] <Darv|hw> kol
[2012-03-05 17:27:30] <Darv|hw> also 111 isn't prime
[2012-03-05 17:27:33] <Darv|hw> it's 3*37
[2012-03-05 17:27:41] <Darv|hw> they're only not prime because of n+3
[2012-03-05 17:27:43] <Naru523> brb
[2012-03-05 17:27:47] <Darv|hw> * n*3
[2012-03-05 17:29:56] <Darv|hw> i will track all your address
[2012-03-05 17:29:58] <Darv|hw> kol

Part 3 of 7 (16:00-17:30)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 10:03:01 PM
Part 4 of 7 (17:30-19:00)

[2012-03-05 17:30:22] <Darv|hw> http://xkcd.com/667/ (http://xkcd.com/667/) KOL
[2012-03-05 17:30:44] <Naru523> "so are you bored when you see plain deserts or hills. maybe even vast empty snows and forests? well this is the mod for you! it allows you to change shit" woo
[2012-03-05 17:30:48] <Darv|hw> wut
[2012-03-05 17:31:22] <Naru523> Minecraft: World Generation Editor! (WorldGen Wedge Mod) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1JrGDVpYoc#ws)
[2012-03-05 17:32:02] <Naru523> inb4 mudkipz messes with it
[2012-03-05 17:32:24] <Darv|hw> http://xkcd.com/805/ (http://xkcd.com/805/) tf
[2012-03-05 17:33:36] <Darv|hw> teeel him
[2012-03-05 17:33:49] <Darv|hw> KOL minecraft 1.2.3
[2012-03-05 17:34:39] <Naru523> ikr
[2012-03-05 17:34:41] <Naru523> XD
[2012-03-05 17:34:55] <Naru523> gonna mess with it in a bit
[2012-03-05 17:35:19] <atomic7732> FFFFFF
[2012-03-05 17:35:23] <atomic7732> I thought I had a pattern
[2012-03-05 17:35:32] <atomic7732> YYYNYYNYNN...
[2012-03-05 17:35:37] <atomic7732> and then the next one was no.
[2012-03-05 17:36:10] <atomic7732> wtf is 133 divisible by
[2012-03-05 17:37:29] <Darv|hw> idk
[2012-03-05 17:37:39] <Yqt1001> 1 and 133
[2012-03-05 17:38:48] <atomic7732> ... duh Yqt
[2012-03-05 17:38:54] <atomic7732> but it's composite
[2012-03-05 17:39:07] <atomic7732> 3 + 3 + 1 = 7 so it's not divisible by 2
[2012-03-05 17:39:09] <atomic7732> *3
[2012-03-05 17:39:09] <Naru523> it's divisible by 7
[2012-03-05 17:39:24] <atomic7732> oh
[2012-03-05 17:39:36] <Naru523> 7*19
[2012-03-05 17:39:48] <Darv|hw> oh kol
[2012-03-05 17:40:32] <Naru523> http://i.imgur.com/AHDDS.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/AHDDS.jpg) dat terrain
[2012-03-05 17:40:41] <Naru523> http://i.imgur.com/FoeMV.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/FoeMV.jpg) ^
[2012-03-05 17:40:50] <Naru523> http://i.imgur.com/1146p.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/1146p.jpg)  ^
[2012-03-05 17:41:18] <Darv|hw> kol
[2012-03-05 17:42:33] <Darv|hw> gtg now
[2012-03-05 17:42:39] <Naru523> good bye friend
[2012-03-05 17:42:39] <Darv|hw> inb4 fathers shut off my comp
[2012-03-05 17:42:41] <Naru523> good bye song
[2012-03-05 17:42:44] <Darv|hw> kol
[2012-03-05 17:42:46] <Naru523> intiated
[2012-03-05 17:48:24] <atomic7732> ok so the primes are like this
[2012-03-05 17:48:32] <atomic7732> 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1
[2012-03-05 17:48:40] <atomic7732> fail
[2012-03-05 17:49:01] <atomic7732> 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1
[2012-03-05 17:49:17] <atomic7732> composites
[2012-03-05 17:50:05] <atomic7732> 1, 1, 3, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 5, 4
[2012-03-05 17:50:25] <atomic7732> yeah, the hope for any patter is lost
[2012-03-05 17:50:30] <atomic7732> *pattern
[2012-03-05 17:59:09] <atomic7732> maybe there is kind of a pattern here...
[2012-03-05 18:00:10] <atomic7732> I have correctly predicted several prime and composites
[2012-03-05 18:01:46] <atomic7732> Hello thar Fibonacci
[2012-03-05 18:01:52] <atomic7732> I did not expect you there
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[2012-03-05 18:06:52] <atomic7732> woah
[2012-03-05 18:06:55] <atomic7732> this is legit
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[2012-03-05 18:09:28] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v skirtisan by ChanServ
[2012-03-05 18:09:29] <skirtisan> ohi
[2012-03-05 18:09:43] <skirtisan> naru523 atomic7732 darv|hw piiiiinnng
[2012-03-05 18:10:01] <skirtisan> naruwarliteplz
[2012-03-05 18:10:11] <atomic7732> hi
[2012-03-05 18:10:17] <atomic7732> I think I found a pattern
[2012-03-05 18:10:18] <skirtisan> hithar
[2012-03-05 18:10:22] <skirtisan> a pattern
[2012-03-05 18:10:23] <skirtisan> very good
[2012-03-05 18:10:25] <skirtisan> *claps*
[2012-03-05 18:10:27] <atomic7732> for primes and composites
[2012-03-05 18:10:35] <atomic7732> in the form of
[2012-03-05 18:10:45] <atomic7732> n*(n+1)+1
[2012-03-05 18:10:48] <skirtisan> wut
[2012-03-05 18:10:54] <atomic7732> yes
[2012-03-05 18:11:06] <skirtisan> so when any number is plugged into n
[2012-03-05 18:11:08] <skirtisan> you get a prime?
[2012-03-05 18:11:13] <atomic7732> I analyzed the first 100 numbers of that sequence
[2012-03-05 18:11:27] <skirtisan> so when any number is plugged into n
[2012-03-05 18:11:28] <skirtisan> you get a prime?
[2012-03-05 18:11:36] <skirtisan> IS
[2012-03-05 18:11:37] <skirtisan> DAT
[2012-03-05 18:11:37] <atomic7732> no, a pattern of primes and composites
[2012-03-05 18:11:38] <skirtisan> RITE?
[2012-03-05 18:11:40] <skirtisan> oh
[2012-03-05 18:11:42] <skirtisan> what do you mean
[2012-03-05 18:11:47] <skirtisan> consecutive?
[2012-03-05 18:12:20] <Yqt1001> atomic
[2012-03-05 18:12:31] <Yqt1001> whats the name of yoru SKA country again? I forget the part that starts with the a :P
[2012-03-05 18:12:38] <skirtisan> auspikitan
[2012-03-05 18:12:43] <Yqt1001> thanks
[2012-03-05 18:12:55] <skirtisan> who are you, smjjames?
[2012-03-05 18:13:09] <Naru523> skirtisan 1 vs 1 warlite
[2012-03-05 18:13:10] <Naru523> ?
[2012-03-05 18:13:23] <Naru523> no he's a person from bacon republic of canada
[2012-03-05 18:13:25] <skirtisan> can't, i'm really busy, maybe on weekends
[2012-03-05 18:13:38] <skirtisan> atomic
[2012-03-05 18:13:40] <skirtisan> teel me pattern!
[2012-03-05 18:13:44] <Naru523> ok
[2012-03-05 18:13:46] <atomic7732> Not sure
[2012-03-05 18:13:50] <skirtisan> what
[2012-03-05 18:13:53] <skirtisan> what you mean....
[2012-03-05 18:14:07] <Naru523> oh rite Minecraft: World Generation Editor! (WorldGen Wedge Mod) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1JrGDVpYoc#ws) this is for skirtisan
[2012-03-05 18:14:08] <atomic7732> 1
[2012-03-05 18:14:10] <atomic7732> 1
[2012-03-05 18:14:12] <atomic7732> 3
[2012-03-05 18:14:14] <atomic7732> 1
[2012-03-05 18:14:16] <atomic7732> 1
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[2012-03-05 18:14:17] <atomic7732> 2
[2012-03-05 18:14:19] <atomic7732> 2
[2012-03-05 18:14:20] <atomic7732> 2
[2012-03-05 18:14:22] <atomic7732> 5
[2012-03-05 18:14:24] <atomic7732> 4
[2012-03-05 18:14:26] <atomic7732> 2
[2012-03-05 18:14:27] <atomic7732> 8
[2012-03-05 18:14:29] <atomic7732> 3
[2012-03-05 18:14:29] =-= Naru523 is now known as Naru523|afk
[2012-03-05 18:14:30] <atomic7732> 2
[2012-03-05 18:14:33] <atomic7732> 1
[2012-03-05 18:14:34] <atomic7732> 2
[2012-03-05 18:14:35] <atomic7732> 3
[2012-03-05 18:14:37] <atomic7732> 2
[2012-03-05 18:14:38] <atomic7732> 1
[2012-03-05 18:14:40] <atomic7732> 3
[2012-03-05 18:14:41] <atomic7732> 1
[2012-03-05 18:14:43] <atomic7732> 1
[2012-03-05 18:14:45] <atomic7732> 8
[2012-03-05 18:14:47] <atomic7732> 8
[2012-03-05 18:14:49] <atomic7732> oops
[2012-03-05 18:14:51] <atomic7732> that's the gaps in prime numbers
[2012-03-05 18:15:03] <atomic7732> and excel doesn't want to let me multiply 100*101
[2012-03-05 18:15:06] <skirtisan> looks pretty random kol,
[2012-03-05 18:15:09] <atomic7732> so I can't go further
[2012-03-05 18:15:25] <atomic7732> 8, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 1, 1, 8, 8 looks random to you?
[2012-03-05 18:15:29] <skirtisan> !
[2012-03-05 18:15:30] <skirtisan> wait what
[2012-03-05 18:15:36] <skirtisan> i did...see dat
[2012-03-05 18:15:41] <atomic7732> exactly
[2012-03-05 18:15:46] <atomic7732> if only I could go further
[2012-03-05 18:15:47] <skirtisan> no wait what
[2012-03-05 18:16:11] <skirtisan> one side is 832123 the other is 811312
[2012-03-05 18:16:12] <skirtisan> idk
[2012-03-05 18:16:39] <atomic7732> I get the feeling there's a pattern there, I just need larger numbers
[2012-03-05 18:16:57] <Darv|hw> ohi skirtisan
[2012-03-05 18:17:00] =-= YOU are now known as Darvince
[2012-03-05 18:17:05] <atomic7732> and even then I feel that the pattern is basically being truncated, which is why the 3, 2, 1, 2, 3 turns into a 3, 1, 1
[2012-03-05 18:17:11] <atomic7732> and then a double 8
[2012-03-05 18:17:21] <atomic7732> and if you "zoom in" with larger numbers
[2012-03-05 18:17:33] <atomic7732> you're going to get more truncation but a finer more detailed pattern
[2012-03-05 18:17:54] <atomic7732> which also explains the seemingly randomness at the start
[2012-03-05 18:19:00] <atomic7732> I MUST GO FURTHER
[2012-03-05 18:19:02] <atomic7732> STUPID EXCEL
[2012-03-05 18:19:05] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 18:19:06] <atomic7732> y u no 100*101
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[2012-03-05 18:19:12] <Darvince> HiPhone matty
[2012-03-05 18:19:17] <atomic7732> I mean seriously 10100 isn't that hard
[2012-03-05 18:19:39] <atomic7732> oh cell width
[2012-03-05 18:19:41] <atomic7732> fail
[2012-03-05 18:19:41] <Matty406> Elko
[2012-03-05 18:19:48] <Matty406> Ello*
[2012-03-05 18:19:51] <Darvince> wtf nue
[2012-03-05 18:20:02] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:20:03] <Darvince> stop trying to make it sound better by having it be with you
[2012-03-05 18:20:03] <skirtisan> !
[2012-03-05 18:20:04] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-03-05 18:20:06] <atomic7732> THE SEARCH RESUMES!
[2012-03-05 18:20:07] <skirtisan> ctam is failing
[2012-03-05 18:20:17] <atomic7732> what are you talking about darv
[2012-03-05 18:20:19] <Darvince> fibonacci is a ceiling
[2012-03-05 18:20:20] <Darvince> !
[2012-03-05 18:20:27] <skirtisan> POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2012-03-05 18:20:30] <Darvince> the using me as a guard at a zombie attak
[2012-03-05 18:20:46] <skirtisan> quick! shoot his kneecap with an explosive arrow!
[2012-03-05 18:20:49] <Naru523|afk> zombies like darvince, didn't you know tht
[2012-03-05 18:20:51] <Naru523|afk> that
[2012-03-05 18:21:05] <Darvince> Shortened version of skirtisan: SKTSN
[2012-03-05 18:21:09] <atomic7732> my pattern thinks 4 is a fibonnaci
[2012-03-05 18:21:15] <atomic7732> :|
[2012-03-05 18:21:23] <Darvince> Shortened version of atomic7732: ATMC7
[2012-03-05 18:21:23] <atomic7732> but I have yet to see a 6 or 7
[2012-03-05 18:21:28] <atomic7732> so that's this "truncation"
[2012-03-05 18:21:34] <Darvince> Shortened version of Naru523: NRU52
[2012-03-05 18:21:37] <Naru523|afk> Socialist Kingdom of Tibet-Song-Namibia
[2012-03-05 18:21:39] <skirtisan> drag it to 10,000 or so
[2012-03-05 18:21:41] <atomic7732> I'm expecting a 13 soon
[2012-03-05 18:21:44] <Darvince> Shortened version of matty406: MATTY
[2012-03-05 18:21:44] <skirtisan> and then ctrl-f for all the digits
[2012-03-05 18:21:47] <skirtisan> kol
[2012-03-05 18:21:57] <Darvince> Shortened version of Darvince: DRVNC
[2012-03-05 18:22:18] <Darvince> sum1 into ctam stats
[2012-03-05 18:22:20] <skirtisan> shrtnd vrsn: nar, dar, matty, bla, nue, fay, fine, smj
[2012-03-05 18:22:33] <skirtisan> phine has has been phonetesized
[2012-03-05 18:22:38] <Darvince> tf
[2012-03-05 18:23:52] <Matty406> Makes us sound like stock market names. :P
[2012-03-05 18:23:55] <Darvince> skirtisan ctam for a bit?
[2012-03-05 18:24:13] <skirtisan> i can't i'm supposed to be doing productivitity
[2012-03-05 18:24:25] <skirtisan> just post and i might sneak in a few numbers every so often.
[2012-03-05 18:24:29] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 18:24:36] <Darvince> posted
[2012-03-05 18:25:31] <Naru523|afk> slow zombiecraft is slow
[2012-03-05 18:29:03] <skirtisan> darvince i can ctam
[2012-03-05 18:29:14] <skirtisan> d
[2012-03-05 18:29:26] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:29:28] <skirtisan> ping
[2012-03-05 18:29:37] <skirtisan>      
[2012-03-05 18:30:02] <Naru523|afk> kol 6.03 trillion GDP for lyintaria
[2012-03-05 18:30:10] <atomic7732> ok I think I into 13
[2012-03-05 18:30:11] <Naru523|afk> 6.02*
[2012-03-05 18:30:29] <skirtisan> kol
[2012-03-05 18:30:33] <skirtisan> lumein
[2012-03-05 18:30:40] <skirtisan> is winning is kallisto
[2012-03-05 18:31:04] <skirtisan> darvince ping me when you return from whererve
[2012-03-05 18:31:11] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 18:31:12] <atomic7732> 11
[2012-03-05 18:31:17] <atomic7732> ok this is not going so well
[2012-03-05 18:31:39] <skirtisan> kol lumein has 6.2 trillion gdp and started like 1.5 weeks after starrie
[2012-03-05 18:32:10] <Naru523|afk> my mum is back it seems
[2012-03-05 18:33:14] <skirtisan> mwahaah http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations2.php?nation2=lyintaria&nation1=Lumein (http://www.broomdces.com/nseconomy/nations2.php?nation2=lyintaria&nation1=Lumein)
[2012-03-05 18:33:26] <skirtisan> lumein is winning, just barely
[2012-03-05 18:34:10] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:34:11] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:34:12] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:34:14] <skirtisan> i'm pinging you
[2012-03-05 18:34:15] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:35:42] <skirtisan>  uhh mission not entirely suceessful
[2012-03-05 18:35:42] <skirtisan> http://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZitoNNuHImu_1TYIQe1sHIPCiJ5qX96gWy38C7NSLLDFFD_1FdZ6Qfm8TrTaPClZHoLCvOJPdH7WTlLaswt2_1zUjc4SOvg8newoDUSGg8fPr5eoMAgiGRdNg-7xn4fMDExgshOVpen7C7NZwfPmRtQHLX4PicjnHU7ai6UZ-r2pz0Y-iwhQjKyxNCpi9kWtd_1qiQmE9Exp6GKl2Qrhx5pVbPdccYt1ogU0TAqQB6hUOkoOH1n4tNu96bl-ZjbuttbxbCHRVB8M2UFvPrI-0kt1UkpRXGhRJ2WcDTNWv5M-6D_11lOufCuUM4lvAJJPdrvfSSWN2JyyzP_1_1Rqe1HUV5xO0I_1VSDSUNK7wnJkvgx9R6oqYRUFDd7PF5LfC (http://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZitoNNuHImu_1TYIQe1sHIPCiJ5qX96gWy38C7NSLLDFFD_1FdZ6Qfm8TrTaPClZHoLCvOJPdH7WTlLaswt2_1zUjc4SOvg8newoDUSGg8fPr5eoMAgiGRdNg-7xn4fMDExgshOVpen7C7NZwfPmRtQHLX4PicjnHU7ai6UZ-r2pz0Y-iwhQjKyxNCpi9kWtd_1qiQmE9Exp6GKl2Qrhx5pVbPdccYt1ogU0TAqQB6hUOkoOH1n4tNu96bl-ZjbuttbxbCHRVB8M2UFvPrI-0kt1UkpRXGhRJ2WcDTNWv5M-6D_11lOufCuUM4lvAJJPdrvfSSWN2JyyzP_1_1Rqe1HUV5xO0I_1VSDSUNK7wnJkvgx9R6oqYRUFDd7PF5LfC)
[2012-03-05 18:35:47] <skirtisan> naru flag is cute
[2012-03-05 18:35:50] <skirtisan> but needs less gradient
[2012-03-05 18:35:54] <skirtisan> at edges
[2012-03-05 18:37:23] <skirtisan> lyintaria flag ish way better than bielosia flag
[2012-03-05 18:37:30] <skirtisan> bielosia flag is too cluttered imo
[2012-03-05 18:37:51] <atomic7732> 1,1,3,1,1,2,2,2,5,4,2,8,3,2,1,2,3,2,1,3,1,1,8,8,1,3,4,5,11,6,
[2012-03-05 18:39:00] <Naru523|afk> poor you skirtisan
[2012-03-05 18:39:04] <skirtisan> OH
[2012-03-05 18:39:06] <skirtisan> WHAT
[2012-03-05 18:39:09] <skirtisan> poor me
[2012-03-05 18:39:10] <skirtisan> what
[2012-03-05 18:39:11] <Naru523|afk> poo*
[2012-03-05 18:39:14] <skirtisan> poo me
[2012-03-05 18:39:15] <skirtisan> oh
[2012-03-05 18:39:17] <skirtisan> icic
[2012-03-05 18:39:20] <Naru523|afk> asdf I wrote poor
[2012-03-05 18:39:23] <skirtisan> kol
[2012-03-05 18:39:24] <Naru523|afk> damn you adhd
[2012-03-05 18:39:24] <Darvince> ohi
[2012-03-05 18:39:25] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 18:39:26] <skirtisan> funny yu
[2012-03-05 18:39:30] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:39:31] <skirtisan> darvince
[2012-03-05 18:39:32] <skirtisan> ctam
[2012-03-05 18:39:32] <skirtisan> ctam
[2012-03-05 18:39:33] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 18:39:34] <skirtisan> i have
[2012-03-05 18:39:35] <Darvince> i
[2012-03-05 18:39:36] <skirtisan> 7 minutes left
[2012-03-05 18:39:36] <Darvince> into
[2012-03-05 18:39:37] <Darvince> hw
[2012-03-05 18:39:41] =-= YOU are now known as Darv|hw
[2012-03-05 18:39:43] <skirtisan> ohdeer
[2012-03-05 18:39:45] <skirtisan> what a poo
[2012-03-05 18:39:52] <Darv|hw> no because prents
[2012-03-05 18:39:53] <Darv|hw> !
[2012-03-05 18:40:17] <skirtisan> should i go through the trouble of replacing 30 natiosn with a better flag :P
[2012-03-05 18:40:25] <Naru523|afk> probablhy
[2012-03-05 18:40:44] <skirtisan> ...
[2012-03-05 18:40:52] <skirtisan> i like your flag
[2012-03-05 18:40:59] <atomic7732> 3,2,1,1,2,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,2,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,
[2012-03-05 18:41:00] <skirtisan> howd you get the birdies centered
[2012-03-05 18:41:04] <skirtisan> and the other stuff
[2012-03-05 18:41:13] <atomic7732> that's the consecutive primes
[2012-03-05 18:41:16] <skirtisan> DO YOU INTO MS PAINT OR WHAT YU USE
[2012-03-05 18:41:21] <Darv|hw> me
[2012-03-05 18:41:33] <skirtisan> NO I TAWK TO NARNAR
[2012-03-05 18:43:04] <skirtisan> if you google image for 'flag'. the first 3 pages of images are all american flags
[2012-03-05 18:43:04] <skirtisan> wtf
[2012-03-05 18:43:35] <atomic7732> It's the only flag there is!
[2012-03-05 18:43:41] <Naru523|afk> ^
[2012-03-05 18:43:43] <atomic7732> ./idiot
[2012-03-05 18:43:56] <skirtisan> kol
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[2012-03-05 18:44:49] <Naru523|afk> Americizating the world since 1918
[2012-03-05 18:45:18] <atomic7732> http://dragonpony.deviantart.com/art/Friendship-Muffin-288682676 (http://dragonpony.deviantart.com/art/Friendship-Muffin-288682676)
[2012-03-05 18:45:38] <Naru523|afk> My Little Derpy Friendship are Muffins
[2012-03-05 18:46:18] <atomic7732> One thing I learned at school:
[2012-03-05 18:46:25] <atomic7732> Monoceros has a derped up horn
[2012-03-05 18:46:29] <atomic7732> and I didn't even learn that in class
[2012-03-05 18:48:06] <atomic7732> Adult Swim Brony Shoutout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwaeOcZj9dc#ws) wut
[2012-03-05 18:49:31] <atomic7732> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s46H6g-hMzk/T1VZvq-zTkI/AAAAAAAAhi8/eHHK6evwBq4/s320/143493+-+artist+gsphere+Daring_Do+DDR+rainbow_dash+twilight_sparkle.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s46H6g-hMzk/T1VZvq-zTkI/AAAAAAAAhi8/eHHK6evwBq4/s320/143493+-+artist+gsphere+Daring_Do+DDR+rainbow_dash+twilight_sparkle.jpg)
[2012-03-05 18:49:50] <atomic7732> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DL8R15Rq12s/T1VZ2Y6K6fI/AAAAAAAAhkE/0IkykVe467U/s320/angelshy_and_devilshy_by_glancojusticar-d4ru8tb.png (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DL8R15Rq12s/T1VZ2Y6K6fI/AAAAAAAAhkE/0IkykVe467U/s320/angelshy_and_devilshy_by_glancojusticar-d4ru8tb.png)
[2012-03-05 18:50:27] <atomic7732> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FJPRdtaUOzM/T1VZ6eZpiNI/AAAAAAAAhlQ/pwhxvp6xpF0/s320/don__t_do_this_to_me__smarty_pants__by_manateemckenzie-d4r6o86.png (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FJPRdtaUOzM/T1VZ6eZpiNI/AAAAAAAAhlQ/pwhxvp6xpF0/s320/don__t_do_this_to_me__smarty_pants__by_manateemckenzie-d4r6o86.png) wut
[2012-03-05 18:50:35] <atomic7732> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-roU7huUQwv0/T1VZ69FVVBI/AAAAAAAAhlY/6bUkNIxgANU/s320/dusk_in_the_north_by_naroclie-d4ruyfw.png (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-roU7huUQwv0/T1VZ69FVVBI/AAAAAAAAhlY/6bUkNIxgANU/s320/dusk_in_the_north_by_naroclie-d4ruyfw.png)
[2012-03-05 18:50:51] <atomic7732> why do I copy all the 320px ones
[2012-03-05 18:50:53] <atomic7732> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-roU7huUQwv0/T1VZ69FVVBI/AAAAAAAAhlY/6bUkNIxgANU/s1600/dusk_in_the_north_by_naroclie-d4ruyfw.png (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-roU7huUQwv0/T1VZ69FVVBI/AAAAAAAAhlY/6bUkNIxgANU/s1600/dusk_in_the_north_by_naroclie-d4ruyfw.png)
[2012-03-05 18:51:31] <atomic7732> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fd1LVfIRWNs/T1VZ-3FAM2I/AAAAAAAAhmY/hsd-4GQ99Dk/s320/the_flutterfag_tough_guy_by_tess_27-d4rq8ii.png (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fd1LVfIRWNs/T1VZ-3FAM2I/AAAAAAAAhmY/hsd-4GQ99Dk/s320/the_flutterfag_tough_guy_by_tess_27-d4rq8ii.png) kol
[2012-03-05 18:51:45] <atomic7732> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1g4DV0_0R_U/T1VaAFKBPyI/AAAAAAAAhmo/vYNTiiqfm9I/s1600/you_are_a_monster__by_rippedsheet-d4rtqoa.png (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1g4DV0_0R_U/T1VaAFKBPyI/AAAAAAAAhmo/vYNTiiqfm9I/s1600/you_are_a_monster__by_rippedsheet-d4rtqoa.png)

Part 4 of 7 (17:30-19:00)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 10:04:31 PM
Part 5 of 7 (19:00-21:00)

[2012-03-05 19:01:37] <atomic7732> “A joke?” said the pine cone, “This is no joke. I’m stuck. You can see I’m stuck. Please help me.”
[2012-03-05 19:01:41] <atomic7732> lol this is so stupid
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[2012-03-05 19:02:33] <FiahOwl> ALL HUMANS START AS FECES!
[2012-03-05 19:02:33] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v FiahOwl by ChanServ
[2012-03-05 19:02:50] <FiahOwl> ChanServ gives "+v" flag to FiahOwl
[2012-03-05 19:03:02] <FiahOwl> Connected.
[2012-03-05 19:03:17] <atomic7732> It began to roll away. Trixie watched it leave in bemusement, questions racing through her head. Was she going mad, or was this pine cone truly sentient?
[2012-03-05 19:03:36] <FiahOwl> FiahOwl!~Stellarga@pool-108-7-242-130.bstnma.east.verizon.net has joined
[2012-03-05 19:05:19] <FiahOwl> Foerfoal raced in hot pursuit of Stellarfoal as the ground behind him collapsed into the ground.
[2012-03-05 19:06:07] <atomic7732> “You are a very silly pine cone,” she said, drifting away, “But I like you.”
[2012-03-05 19:06:24] <FiahOwl> Archinifoal died as she fell into the ground.
[2012-03-05 19:07:01] <atomic7732> "Oh, it was alright. I didn’t have anything to do so I stuck round here, listening to you breathing. It was nice,” said the pine cone.
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[2012-03-05 19:07:31] <FiahOwl> Meanwhile, Foerfoal was flying up into the Tornado, trying to save Applefoal from certain death.
[2012-03-05 19:08:40] <atomic7732> Rainbow Dash folded her front legs, looking smug. “So much for your flashy exit. Ha, this is priceless! Wait ‘til I tell… wait a minute. Why do you have a pine cone on your back?”
[2012-03-05 19:08:43] <atomic7732> Flustered, Trixie struggled to come up with a suitable retort: “Well, why wouldn’t I have a pine cone on my back?”
[2012-03-05 19:08:44] <atomic7732> Dash was unsure how to respond to that one. She flew close to the stage magician, looking down on her. “Whatever. I hope you enjoy eating humble pie – I’m telling all my friends about this.”
[2012-03-05 19:08:46] <FiahOwl> Silverstar got to Applefoal first, then she kicked Foerfoal out of the tornado up onto of a cold front where she stabilized.
[2012-03-05 19:09:15] <FiahOwl> Flustered, Trixie struggled to come up with a suitable retort: “Well, why wouldn’t I have a pine cone on my back?” -- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[2012-03-05 19:09:52] <FiahOwl> I'm going to Ontario
[2012-03-05 19:11:25] <atomic7732> “This – this is amazing!” she cried, “I have wings! I have wings! I – oh my goodness, I’m an alicorn now! Is that allowed? Is that legal? I – oh, Piney!”
[2012-03-05 19:11:27] <atomic7732> WHAT
[2012-03-05 19:11:29] <atomic7732> NO
[2012-03-05 19:11:31] <atomic7732> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2012-03-05 19:12:11] <FiahOwl> Lol
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[2012-03-05 19:13:32] <FiahOwl> Hello, friend!
[2012-03-05 19:13:43] <Naru523|afk> Hello, enemy!
[2012-03-05 19:14:00] <FiahOwl> :(
[2012-03-05 19:14:30] <FiahOwl> Bye, mean person I don't even know!
[2012-03-05 19:15:11] <FiahOwl> wtf the population of Niagra Falls, Canada, TRIPLED between 1961 and 1971!
[2012-03-05 19:15:37] <FiahOwl> 22,000 to 67,000!
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[2012-03-05 19:16:35] <FiahOwl> BOSTON WENT FROM 600,000 TO 14,000,000 IN 5 MINUTES!
[2012-03-05 19:17:28] <FiahOwl> atomic7732, does Toronto sound odd to you?
[2012-03-05 19:17:41] <Naru523|afk> sounds like mongolian
[2012-03-05 19:17:53] <atomic7732> not really
[2012-03-05 19:17:54] =-= Naru523|afk is now known as Naru|MC
[2012-03-05 19:17:58] <FiahOwl> Does Boston sound odd?
[2012-03-05 19:18:01] <atomic7732> yes
[2012-03-05 19:18:07] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:18:14] <FiahOwl> It does??!!
[2012-03-05 19:18:20] <Naru|MC> http://i.imgur.com/mZMhD.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/mZMhD.jpg) kol
[2012-03-05 19:18:23] <FiahOwl> Does Seiji sound odd?
[2012-03-05 19:19:16] <FiahOwl> Tripanaze Chicago and New York
[2012-03-05 19:19:27] <atomic7732> The pine cone’s tone of voice darkened: “I can help you get the revenge you so obviously crave. I can help you to defeat Twilight Sparkle.”
[2012-03-05 19:19:29] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:30] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:35] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:38] <Naru|MC> yay
[2012-03-05 19:19:39] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:43] <FiahOwl> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:19:45] <atomic7732> I don't like Tripianizing things
[2012-03-05 19:19:55] <FiahOwl> Naru finish your bridge in Geogapoet
[2012-03-05 19:20:01] <FiahOwl> Geogaport
[2012-03-05 19:20:18] <Naru|MC> too lazy to walk over there
[2012-03-05 19:20:27] <FiahOwl> Do EEET!
[2012-03-05 19:20:30] <Naru|MC> nou
[2012-03-05 19:20:38] <FiahOwl> Build skyscraper for me!
[2012-03-05 19:21:09] <FiahOwl> gtg
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[2012-03-05 19:21:12] <Naru|MC> nobla
[2012-03-05 19:22:04] <atomic7732> That one last temptation finally convinced her. One last scale, one last taste of power. She swallowed the morsel down and felt her magical abilities improve greatly.
[2012-03-05 19:27:33] <Naru|MC> wut compasses in stronghold libraries
[2012-03-05 19:27:56] =-= Naru|MC is now known as Naru|afk
[2012-03-05 19:28:27] <atomic7732> “Trixie, don’t you see? Do you think it was mere chance that we met? I have been looking for someone to become one with since the day I became a pine cone. That someone is you. This is not just your destiny – it is my destiny. What possible reason could you give for not wanting to fulfil it?”
[2012-03-05 19:28:29] <atomic7732> “Because…” Trixie squeezed her eyes shut as the words caught in her throat, the strength of the emotion behind them almost causing her to choke. “B… because… I think I’ve fallen in love with you!”
[2012-03-05 19:30:14] <atomic7732> Piney’s silence spoke volumes, telling her everything she needed to know. She struggled to stop herself from tearing up. She had just poured her heart out and the target of her affections had not even replied. A deathly quiet pervaded, with no noise at all except for the sound of munching… wait. MUNCHING?
[2012-03-05 19:30:16] <atomic7732> She whirled round in horror. Piney was gone – in her place stood a pink pony with a poofy mane who was happily swallowing a mouthful of food. Pine cone crumbs dropped from her lips.
[2012-03-05 19:30:17] <atomic7732> “Mmm, that was delicious!” said Pinkie Pie, and she began to bounce away.
[2012-03-05 19:30:19] <atomic7732> oshi-
[2012-03-05 19:31:40] <atomic7732> “No, I mean I think there was something funny in that pine cone I ate. I… uh oh,” Pinkie gasped as she felt a surge of energy rush through her and her body began to glow.
[2012-03-05 19:32:24] <atomic7732> “Yes and no,” it replied, “Our personalities have become one. I am now both Nightmare Moon and Pinkamina Diane Pie – it feels kinda weird, actually.”
[2012-03-05 19:32:26] <atomic7732> wat
[2012-03-05 19:33:52] <Naru|afk> my eaction: AWW HELL NAW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_5QdHp04E#)
[2012-03-05 19:33:56] <Naru|afk> reaction
[2012-03-05 19:34:04] <atomic7732> “Right,” said Trixie, who was willing to accept anything by this point. Then she gasped and stepped forward. “Wait, so you remember the time we spent together? You remember me telling you… telling you how much I love you? Is my little Piney still in there, somewhere? How do you feel about me?”
[2012-03-05 19:34:06] <atomic7732> The pink pony smiled and moved in close. “Only one way to find out,” she said, then leaned in for a kiss – one that held for a few minutes.
[2012-03-05 19:34:11] <atomic7732> wtftftftftftftf
[2012-03-05 19:34:41] <Naru|afk> "my reaction if ron paul doesnt become the next president. " my reaction when ron paul becomes president
[2012-03-05 19:35:04] <atomic7732> I thought pinkie was just going to become the feeling pinkie keen pinkie
[2012-03-05 19:37:10] <atomic7732> what just happened
[2012-03-05 19:37:13] <atomic7732> I don't even know
[2012-03-05 19:37:33] <atomic7732> I am very very confused
[2012-03-05 19:38:42] <Naru|afk> mfw deoxy's suggestion
[2012-03-05 19:39:25] <Darv|hw> what the eff
[2012-03-05 19:39:35] <Naru|afk> ">know this pretty rave girl
[2012-03-05 19:39:37] <Naru|afk> >try to get closer
[2012-03-05 19:39:39] <Naru|afk> >feel like creeper
[2012-03-05 19:39:41] <Naru|afk> >people think I'm gonna rape her
[2012-03-05 19:39:42] <Naru|afk> >mfw she rapes me."
[2012-03-05 19:39:54] <Naru|afk> wot
[2012-03-05 19:40:11] <atomic7732> so poetic :)
[2012-03-05 19:42:54] <Darv|hw> i love you
[2012-03-05 19:43:20] <Darv|hw> lame skirtisan left
[2012-03-05 19:43:26] =-= YOU are now known as Darvince
[2012-03-05 19:43:36] <atomic7732> deoxy is failing
[2012-03-05 19:43:52] <atomic7732> darv should be a pinecone
[2012-03-05 19:43:56] <Darvince> wat
[2012-03-05 19:43:57] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 19:44:06] <Darvince> oshit pg 100 of blacrafti thread
[2012-03-05 19:44:20] <atomic7732> yes
[2012-03-05 19:44:36] <atomic7732> I WILL GET FIAH TO SYRINGE YOU WITH PINEKONE MEDICINE
[2012-03-05 19:45:15] <Darvince> mfw deoxy's suggestion
[2012-03-05 19:45:46] <atomic7732> mfw afk
[2012-03-05 19:45:49] =-= atomic7732 is now known as a7732|afk
[2012-03-05 19:46:09] <a7732|afk> I'll be back!
[2012-03-05 19:46:15] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a stick
[2012-03-05 19:46:19] <a7732|afk> he's dead
[2012-03-05 19:46:21] <Darvince> wt
[2012-03-05 19:46:21] <a7732|afk> meh
[2012-03-05 19:46:22] <Darvince> NO U
[2012-03-05 19:46:24] <Darvince> I
[2012-03-05 19:46:26] <Darvince> AMSH
[2012-03-05 19:46:27] <Darvince> ALIEV
[2012-03-05 19:46:32] <a7732|afk> oh
[2012-03-05 19:46:37] <a7732|afk> y u sleep without breathing
[2012-03-05 19:46:47] <Darvince> you're just not with me
[2012-03-05 19:46:58] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a pencil
[2012-03-05 19:47:02] <Darvince> ow
[2012-03-05 19:47:11] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a pencil sharpener
[2012-03-05 19:47:16] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-03-05 19:47:17] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with an eraser
[2012-03-05 19:47:24] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with a laptop
[2012-03-05 19:47:29] * a7732|afk pokes darvince with naru
[2012-03-05 19:47:32] * Darvince pokes nue with a monitor and runs away
[2012-03-05 19:47:44] * Naru|afk pokes chanserv with darvince's heart
[2012-03-05 19:47:47] <Darvince> wtf
[2012-03-05 19:47:50] * a7732|afk runs after darvince with a server password
[2012-03-05 19:48:10] * a7732|afk pokes naru with an integrity
[2012-03-05 19:48:12] <a7732|afk> brb
[2012-03-05 19:48:14] * Darvince teleports irl to atomic's bedroom
[2012-03-05 19:48:25] <Darvince> ohi
[2012-03-05 19:48:39] <a7732|afk> but I'm c- I mean... going to take a shower
[2012-03-05 19:48:43] <a7732|afk> seriously
[2012-03-05 19:48:44] <a7732|afk> I am
[2012-03-05 19:48:46] <a7732|afk> so
[2012-03-05 19:48:51] <a7732|afk> stop bothering me!
[2012-03-05 19:48:53] <a7732|afk> !!!!!!!!!!
[2012-03-05 19:48:54] <a7732|afk> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2012-03-05 19:48:58] <Darvince> you're an early
[2012-03-05 19:48:59] <a7732|afk> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2012-03-05 19:49:04] <a7732|afk> I am but I want to be
[2012-03-05 19:49:06] <a7732|afk> so
[2012-03-05 19:49:11] <a7732|afk> QUIET
[2012-03-05 19:49:17] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 19:49:22] <Naru|afk> nue's trying to fap
[2012-03-05 19:49:23] <Naru|afk> shhhh
[2012-03-05 19:49:32] <Darvince> 0.025% of the way to 10^6
[2012-03-05 19:49:35] <a7732|afk> ...
[2012-03-05 19:49:39] * a7732|afk goes to take a shower
[2012-03-05 19:49:39] <Darvince> tf naru
[2012-03-05 19:49:40] * Naru|afk gets knifed
[2012-03-05 19:50:01] <Naru|afk> poo you imgur for making jpeg imgaes
[2012-03-05 19:50:10] <Darvince> kolkolkol
[2012-03-05 19:51:24] <Darvince> inb4 march for ctam is like all of late january
[2012-03-05 19:51:35] <Naru|afk> dat world
[2012-03-05 19:51:39] <Darvince> NAERU CTAM
[2012-03-05 19:51:43] <Darvince> NARU|AFK CTAM
[2012-03-05 19:51:48] <Darvince> BECAUSE SKIRTISAN IS A SLEEP
[2012-03-05 19:51:52] <Naru|afk> nou
[2012-03-05 19:53:11] <Darvince> done
[2012-03-05 19:54:07] <Naru|afk> brb for a min
[2012-03-05 19:57:39] <Darvince> that's moar than a min
[2012-03-05 19:59:53] <Darvince> naru|afk you brb'd for a while
[2012-03-05 19:59:54] <Darvince> ttttttttt
[2012-03-05 20:00:23] <Darvince> kol, in one week ctam went from 345 to 1140
[2012-03-05 20:01:16] <Darvince> NARU YOU ARE AN UNRELIABLE POO
[2012-03-05 20:02:05] <Darvince> kol smjjames
[2012-03-05 20:03:59] <Darvince> ttt
[2012-03-05 20:04:03] <Darvince> spring break is POO
[2012-03-05 20:04:20] <Darvince> ok, final time i'm doing this
[2012-03-05 20:04:23] <Darvince> *for today*
[2012-03-05 20:04:27] =-= YOU are now known as Darv|hw
[2012-03-05 20:05:34] <Darv|hw> wtf purim is thursday
[2012-03-05 20:06:21] =-= a7732|afk is now known as atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:06:22] <atomic7732> :(
[2012-03-05 20:06:41] <Darv|hw> kolwut my birthday is nurses day
[2012-03-05 20:13:03] <Naru|afk> seems like your dream is to be a nurse, non?
[2012-03-05 20:20:25] <atomic7732> http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=167744&f=20&view=unread#unread (http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=167744&f=20&view=unread#unread)
[2012-03-05 20:32:03] <Darv|hw> foodtime
[2012-03-05 20:32:06] =-= YOU are now known as Darv|food
[2012-03-05 20:32:08] <Darv|food> wtf naru
[2012-03-05 20:36:42] <atomic7732> " People favor liberal causes, but are fearful (and justly so) of new things." justly?
[2012-03-05 20:36:46] <atomic7732> They're just stupid
[2012-03-05 20:37:01] <atomic7732> That's what's just about it
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[2012-03-05 20:46:32] <Darv|food> ohi
[2012-03-05 20:46:36] =-= YOU are now known as Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:46:46] <Darvince> kol atomic
[2012-03-05 20:48:21] <Naru523|afk> I feel depressed.
[2012-03-05 20:48:27] =-= Naru523|afk is now known as Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:48:30] <Darvince> wtf ohio gets school off on the primaries
[2012-03-05 20:48:39] <Darvince> atomic7732 wharu
[2012-03-05 20:48:45] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v Naru523 by ChanServ
[2012-03-05 20:49:01] <atomic7732> here
[2012-03-05 20:49:02] <atomic7732> there
[2012-03-05 20:49:05] <atomic7732> everywhere!
[2012-03-05 20:49:11] * atomic7732 is shot
[2012-03-05 20:49:38] <Darvince> ohdeer
[2012-03-05 20:49:43] <Darvince> you are god
[2012-03-05 20:49:53] <Darvince> so i'm satan
[2012-03-05 20:50:00] <Darvince> ctamming
[2012-03-05 20:50:14] <Darvince> inb4 satanxgod fics
[2012-03-05 20:50:15] <Naru523> I'm the Master
[2012-03-05 20:50:20] <Naru523> you are all my children
[2012-03-05 20:50:29] <atomic7732> but
[2012-03-05 20:50:34] <Darvince> naru you should make a satanxgod fic
[2012-03-05 20:50:34] <atomic7732> I am the FiktylPegasus
[2012-03-05 20:50:39] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 20:50:43] <atomic7732> nothing in the master of the FiktylPegasus
[2012-03-05 20:50:44] <Darvince> DEN BEKUM IT
[2012-03-05 20:50:46] <Darvince> TO PROVE
[2012-03-05 20:50:48] <Darvince> YOU ARE GOD
[2012-03-05 20:50:58] <atomic7732> But that is not my claim, silly one
[2012-03-05 20:51:13] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 20:51:16] === The nickname ``God'' is already in use, use the /nick command to pick a new one.
[2012-03-05 20:51:20] <Darvince> wtf god is in use
[2012-03-05 20:51:23] =-= YOU are now known as satan
[2012-03-05 20:51:23] *NickServ* This nickname is registered. Please choose a different nickname, or identify via /msg NickServ identify <password>.
[2012-03-05 20:51:23] *NickServ* You have 30 seconds to identify to your nickname before it is changed.
[2012-03-05 20:51:27] <satan> locking
[2012-03-05 20:51:44] =-= Naru523 is now known as dog
[2012-03-05 20:51:53] =-= YOU are now known as Guest70332
[2012-03-05 20:51:54] =-= YOU are now known as Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:52:11] <Darvince> someone come ctam wif me
[2012-03-05 20:52:15] =-= dog is now known as Guest65389
[2012-03-05 20:52:17] <Darvince> if they have nothing else to do
[2012-03-05 20:52:35] <atomic7732> dogma
[2012-03-05 20:52:37] <atomic7732> catma
[2012-03-05 20:52:50] <atomic7732> I have to color Fluttershy
[2012-03-05 20:52:55] <atomic7732> DO NOT BOTHER ME
[2012-03-05 20:53:04] <atomic7732> inb4 pings
[2012-03-05 20:53:10] <atomic7732> ^ I didn't say that
[2012-03-05 20:53:22] <Guest65389> atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:53:24] <Guest65389> atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:53:26] <Darvince> *resists the urge to ping you*'
[2012-03-05 20:53:26] <Guest65389> atomic7732
[2012-03-05 20:53:28] =-= Guest65389 is now known as Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:30] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:31] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:31] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:32] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:33] <Darvince> Naru523
[2012-03-05 20:53:42] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:44] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:44] <Darvince> ctam wif meee
[2012-03-05 20:53:45] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:47] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:48] <Naru523> Darvince
[2012-03-05 20:53:51] <Naru523> I dislike you
[2012-03-05 20:53:54] * atomic7732 facehoofs
[2012-03-05 20:53:56] <Naru523> you nid more underwear
[2012-03-05 20:53:58] <Darvince> CTAM WIF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[2012-03-05 20:54:01] <Darvince> wtf underwear
[2012-03-05 20:54:50] <atomic7732> AGILEDASH
[2012-03-05 20:56:11] <Darvince> atomic7732 you should ctam wif me when you're done
[2012-03-05 20:56:29] <Naru523> River Flows In You- Lindsey Stirling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrF814OnFQ4#ws) dat violin
[2012-03-05 20:56:32] <atomic7732> JACKLEMIC.MOV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63x4R4KbxzY#ws) kolwut
[2012-03-05 20:56:34] <Naru523> and
[2012-03-05 20:56:37] <Naru523> harp
[2012-03-05 20:56:43] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-03-05 20:57:58] <Darvince> godxsatan
[2012-03-05 20:58:01] <Darvince> get to it naru
[2012-03-05 20:58:32] <Darvince> :P
[2012-03-05 20:58:44] <Naru523> nou
[2012-03-05 20:59:00] <Darvince> ok naru
[2012-03-05 20:59:44] <Darvince> post'd

Part 5 of 7 (19:00-21:00)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 10:06:52 PM
Part 6 of 7 (21:00-22:15)


[2012-03-05 21:00:00] <Darvince> godxsatan would be kol
[2012-03-05 21:00:08] <Darvince> because it's nuexdarv really
[2012-03-05 21:00:20] <Darvince> but you don't reveal that until the end
[2012-03-05 21:00:26] <atomic7732> meh
[2012-03-05 21:00:28] <atomic7732> KmScMT 46 minutes ago
[2012-03-05 21:00:34] <atomic7732> PRETTY NICE
[2012-03-05 21:00:36] <atomic7732> KmScMT 41 minutes ago
[2012-03-05 21:00:41] <atomic7732> in fact it's fookin dandy
[2012-03-05 21:00:43] <atomic7732> KmScMT 27 minutes ago
[2012-03-05 21:00:44] <atomic7732> wut?
[2012-03-05 21:01:22] <atomic7732> Flutterstep Hummingbird - Somepon3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYPHSO0neoc#)
[2012-03-05 21:01:40] <Darvince> you are god
[2012-03-05 21:01:56] <Naru523> I am master
[2012-03-05 21:02:02] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 21:02:05] <Darvince> you are not god
[2012-03-05 21:02:08] <Darvince> or satan
[2012-03-05 21:02:09] <Darvince> or master
[2012-03-05 21:02:12] <Darvince> you are nirvana
[2012-03-05 21:02:17] <Darvince> *becomes one with you*
[2012-03-05 21:02:41] <Darvince> post;d
[2012-03-05 21:02:45] <atomic7732> "Russia should use him for Euro vision"
[2012-03-05 21:02:48] <atomic7732> I see where you got this from
[2012-03-05 21:03:05] <Naru523> K-POP is invading 'merica quickly
[2012-03-05 21:03:06] <Darvince> inb4 vid link
[2012-03-05 21:03:27] <Darvince> dubstep invaded murrika akwikity
[2012-03-05 21:04:38] <Darvince> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqSvCC8xs0NzdGU4bnZPR25abk1JclcyLUVON2FyWmc#gid=0 (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqSvCC8xs0NzdGU4bnZPR25abk1JclcyLUVON2FyWmc#gid=0)
[2012-03-05 21:05:48] <atomic7732> Omni is asian
[2012-03-05 21:05:49] <atomic7732> wut
[2012-03-05 21:06:00] <Darvince> wut
[2012-03-05 21:06:02] <Darvince> of course he is
[2012-03-05 21:06:03] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 21:06:18] <atomic7732> BronyFM: All your "bass" are belong to us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SxLg53jNFE#)
[2012-03-05 21:07:22] <Naru523> asian peope make cool music, didn't you know?
[2012-03-05 21:07:50] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 21:07:55] <Darvince> inb4 you realize
[2012-03-05 21:08:23] <Darvince> atomic ctam with me??
[2012-03-05 21:08:26] <Darvince> or not?
[2012-03-05 21:08:26] <atomic7732> asians easily into non-asian accents
[2012-03-05 21:08:28] <atomic7732> no
[2012-03-05 21:08:31] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 21:08:32] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 21:12:13] <atomic7732> omni isn't very religious
[2012-03-05 21:12:24] <atomic7732> he doesn't know how to pronounce protestant
[2012-03-05 21:12:24] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-03-05 21:12:46] <Naru523> i pronounce it as praw teh stahnt
[2012-03-05 21:12:58] <Naru523> or praw teh stent
[2012-03-05 21:13:55] <Darvince> i'm more religious than bla
[2012-03-05 21:14:16] <Darvince> except at 2020
[2012-03-05 21:16:57] <atomic7732> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0SxLg53jNFE#t=672s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0SxLg53jNFE#t=672s) The nostalgia.
[2012-03-05 21:17:27] <Darvince> 2020
[2012-03-05 21:18:04] <Darvince> 2020
[2012-03-05 21:18:33] <Naru523> 0202
[2012-03-05 21:18:35] <Naru523> 0202
[2012-03-05 21:18:56] <atomic7732> PAINT
[2012-03-05 21:18:58] <atomic7732> used to be epic
[2012-03-05 21:19:02] <atomic7732> and you draw lines
[2012-03-05 21:19:02] <Naru523> then it
[2012-03-05 21:19:09] <atomic7732> and fill stuff in
[2012-03-05 21:19:10] <Naru523> then it
[2012-03-05 21:19:18] <Naru523> then it
[2012-03-05 21:19:23] <atomic7732> and you didn't watch it
[2012-03-05 21:19:32] <Naru523> THEN IT took an upgrade to the face
[2012-03-05 21:19:34] <atomic7732> actually YOu might have
[2012-03-05 21:19:40] <atomic7732> darv didn't that's for sure
[2012-03-05 21:21:56] <atomic7732> omni is awesome
[2012-03-05 21:23:40] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 21:24:04] <Darvince> lmfao i got banned again at wiki-hurricanes
[2012-03-05 21:26:40] <Naru523> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/062/7/9/minecraft_noob_pt__1_by_avannteth-d4rn2r2.jpg (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/062/7/9/minecraft_noob_pt__1_by_avannteth-d4rn2r2.jpg) i'm julie and darvince is rissy
[2012-03-05 21:26:55] <Naru523> doggy is nue.
[2012-03-05 21:27:16] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 21:27:20] <Darvince> wtf am i rissy
[2012-03-05 21:27:28] <Naru523> yes
[2012-03-05 21:27:51] <Darvince> why
[2012-03-05 21:27:52] <Darvince> am
[2012-03-05 21:27:54] <Darvince> i
[2012-03-05 21:27:57] <Darvince> RISSY!!?!?
[2012-03-05 21:28:26] <Darvince> i am not rissy
[2012-03-05 21:28:28] <Darvince> i am not rissy
[2012-03-05 21:28:28] <Darvince> i am not rissy
[2012-03-05 21:28:29] <Darvince> i am not rissy
[2012-03-05 21:28:34] <Naru523> http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/064/8/c/minecraft_noobs_pt__2_by_avannteth-d4rt4s7.jpg (http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/064/8/c/minecraft_noobs_pt__2_by_avannteth-d4rt4s7.jpg)
[2012-03-05 21:28:54] <Darvince> KOL
[2012-03-05 21:28:57] <Naru523> CHICKENadoifnadsoifnhasodhfaosdfjaisodjfsaiofjasodjfasoidjfaspodkfaspidjfasdf
[2012-03-05 21:29:19] <Darvince> inb4 part three
[2012-03-05 21:30:11] <atomic7732> fluttershy is colored a bit
[2012-03-05 21:30:50] <Darvince> i'm a spambot
[2012-03-05 21:31:10] <Naru523> course you are
[2012-03-05 21:31:14] <Darvince> tf
[2012-03-05 21:31:21] <Darvince> inb4 permabans or something
[2012-03-05 21:31:31] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +o Naru523 by ChanServ
[2012-03-05 21:31:36] <Naru523> okay your wish has been grante
[2012-03-05 21:31:38] <Darvince> Oshii-
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[2012-03-05 21:31:45] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v Naru523 by ChanServ
[2012-03-05 21:31:47] <Darvince> ohi
[2012-03-05 21:31:53] <Naru523> obye
[2012-03-05 21:31:55] =-= Naru523 is now known as Naruslp
[2012-03-05 21:31:56] <Darvince> i'm not a spambot
[2012-03-05 21:32:18] <Naruslp> "kissed: a cajillion times!" umm why do I need to know this
[2012-03-05 21:33:13] <atomic7732> I mustache you a question
[2012-03-05 21:33:20] <atomic7732> trololololololo
[2012-03-05 21:33:37] <Darvince> what
[2012-03-05 21:34:50] <Naruslp> fffffffff
[2012-03-05 21:34:53] <Darvince> lul
[2012-03-05 21:34:54] <Darvince> you
[2012-03-05 21:34:55] <Darvince> are
[2012-03-05 21:34:57] <Darvince> ./deoxy
[2012-03-05 21:35:00] <Darvince> you are me
[2012-03-05 21:35:02] <Darvince> wtf barbies
[2012-03-05 21:35:28] <atomic7732> you are you
[2012-03-05 21:35:34] <atomic7732> wtf australia
[2012-03-05 21:35:41] <Darvince> seibrab
[2012-03-05 21:35:44] <Darvince> oh deer
[2012-03-05 21:35:48] <Darvince> sounds like a fiahplace
[2012-03-05 21:36:14] <Naruslp> sei's bra
[2012-03-05 21:36:17] <Darvince> http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/055/4/9/world_of_waracft__friendship_is_magic_by_foxtheimmortal-d4qv7g6.jpg (http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/055/4/9/world_of_waracft__friendship_is_magic_by_foxtheimmortal-d4qv7g6.jpg) what the f-
[2012-03-05 21:38:26] <Darvince> tttt
[2012-03-05 21:38:31] <Darvince> i have to help my mother
[2012-03-05 21:38:32] <Darvince> and stuff
[2012-03-05 21:39:21] <Naruslp> obai
[2012-03-05 21:39:30] <Naruslp> kol @pic
[2012-03-05 21:40:31] <Naruslp> Dear Darvince, can you be a queen?
[2012-03-05 21:41:03] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 21:41:36] <atomic7732> Dear Naru, can you explode?
[2012-03-05 21:41:46] <atomic7732> lolwut the ending of the interview
[2012-03-05 21:41:47] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-03-05 21:41:54] <atomic7732> the people are so silly
[2012-03-05 21:41:57] <atomic7732> *these
[2012-03-05 21:44:38] <Naruslp> FREEEEEEEDOM
[2012-03-05 21:44:39] <Naruslp> FREEEDOM
[2012-03-05 21:44:41] <Naruslp> freedumb
[2012-03-05 21:49:32] <Naruslp>  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjpOzsQ9YI&list=UUyC_4jvPzLiSkJkLIkA7B8g&feature=plcp dubstep violinsssssss
[2012-03-05 21:56:10] <Darvince> atomic do you love lettuce
[2012-03-05 21:56:19] <atomic7732> no
[2012-03-05 21:56:55] <atomic7732> why
[2012-03-05 21:57:22] <Darvince> because i do
[2012-03-05 21:58:12] <Naruslp> I have a love/hate relationship with lettuce
[2012-03-05 21:58:37] <Darvince> tf
[2012-03-05 21:58:49] <atomic7732> you really do think we're the exact same don't you darv
[2012-03-05 21:58:55] <Darvince> nop
[2012-03-05 21:59:22] <Darvince> I'M INTERROGATING YOU
[2012-03-05 21:59:23] <Darvince> TO
[2012-03-05 21:59:25] <Darvince> NARROW
[2012-03-05 21:59:28] <Darvince> YOUU
[2012-03-05 21:59:29] <Darvince> DOWN
[2012-03-05 21:59:36] <Darvince> der[
[2012-03-05 21:59:38] <Darvince> *derp
[2012-03-05 21:59:47] <Darvince> i hate you
[2012-03-05 21:59:59] <Naruslp> I love you too
[2012-03-05 22:00:15] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 22:00:18] <Darvince> i love you
[2012-03-05 22:00:20] <Darvince> then i hate you
[2012-03-05 22:00:22] <Darvince> then i poo u
[2012-03-05 22:00:23] <Darvince> :)
[2012-03-05 22:00:26] <Darvince> then i POO NUE
[2012-03-05 22:00:30] <Darvince> BECAUSE HE IS A POOPIE
[2012-03-05 22:00:32] <Naruslp> http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=126322&stc=1&d=1294546244 (http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=126322&stc=1&d=1294546244)
[2012-03-05 22:00:38] <Darvince> FOR THINKING THAT I THINK SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT THINK
[2012-03-05 22:00:41] <Darvince> SO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIM
[2012-03-05 22:00:51] <Darvince> inb4 nueleave
[2012-03-05 22:01:03] <Darvince> kolwut
[2012-03-05 22:02:27] <atomic7732> darn
[2012-03-05 22:02:32] <atomic7732> I would have really liked to have finished that
[2012-03-05 22:02:40] <Darvince> you're satan
[2012-03-05 22:02:43] <Darvince> and i'm god
[2012-03-05 22:02:48] <Darvince> and naru is not master
[2012-03-05 22:03:51] <atomic7732> I should print out the flag of NP and Twilightopia and put them on my wall
[2012-03-05 22:04:15] <Naruslp> ik that I'm not master
[2012-03-05 22:04:19] <Naruslp> I'm emperor of all
[2012-03-05 22:04:22] <Naruslp> ALL
[2012-03-05 22:04:49] <atomic7732> darv emperor of none
[2012-03-05 22:04:53] <atomic7732> and I emperor of some
[2012-03-05 22:05:07] <Naruslp> The War of 1905
[2012-03-05 22:05:14] <atomic7732> You see there's these three lands
[2012-03-05 22:05:18] <atomic7732> All, None, and Some
[2012-03-05 22:05:23] <atomic7732> they do not live in harmony
[2012-03-05 22:05:26] <Naruslp> Pact of Honor: France, Russia
[2012-03-05 22:05:32] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 22:05:41] <atomic7732> and each one occupies 4i square nanometers
[2012-03-05 22:05:50] <atomic7732> under the Pacific Ocean
[2012-03-05 22:05:50] <Naruslp> Triple Alliance: Germany, Austria-Hungary, Ottoman Empire
[2012-03-05 22:06:17] <atomic7732> 145.67 km direcly SW of Alofi, Niue
[2012-03-05 22:06:22] <atomic7732> *directly
[2012-03-05 22:06:48] <Naruslp> Defense of the Eastern Nations (on the Pact of Honor's side): Poland, Lietica, Byelorussia, Ukraine
[2012-03-05 22:06:51] <Darvince> Quadruple Alliance: Paraguay, Ghana, Kyrgyzstan, Nauru
[2012-03-05 22:09:01] <atomic7732> Quintuple alliance: Canada, Tuvalu, India, Seychelles, and Pitcairn Islands
[2012-03-05 22:09:06] <atomic7732> (idk)
[2012-03-05 22:09:18] <atomic7732> inb4 idk if I should watch MLP
[2012-03-05 22:09:21] <atomic7732> before sleep
[2012-03-05 22:09:31] <atomic7732> inb4 school again
[2012-03-05 22:09:33] <atomic7732> I want school to die
[2012-03-05 22:09:37] <atomic7732> can you help me with that
[2012-03-05 22:09:51] <atomic7732> let's protest school
[2012-03-05 22:09:55] <atomic7732> against the will of our parents
[2012-03-05 22:10:00] <atomic7732> at the capital
[2012-03-05 22:11:23] <Naruslp> I'm ok
[2012-03-05 22:11:56] <atomic7732> I'm should be sleep
[2012-03-05 22:12:05] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 22:12:32] <Naruslp> sleep my young grasshopper
[2012-03-05 22:12:35] <atomic7732> I'm debating whether I should fall asleep after my mom wakes me up
[2012-03-05 22:12:51] <Darvince> the only real motivation i have to do my hw is because i don't want my spring break to be worse than it already will
[2012-03-05 22:12:56] <atomic7732> that probably wouldn't end well
[2012-03-05 22:13:15] <atomic7732> the only motivation I have is my dad wanting A's and such
[2012-03-05 22:13:25] <atomic7732> otherwise I get limited to 2 hours on the computer
[2012-03-05 22:13:30] <atomic7732> and frankly, I don't care
[2012-03-05 22:13:30] <Darvince> tf
[2012-03-05 22:13:40] <Darvince> your dad is a pooisan
[2012-03-05 22:13:41] <atomic7732> because I'm not doing anything I don't care to
[2012-03-05 22:14:02] <atomic7732> I will not be forced to do crap
[2012-03-05 22:14:04] <atomic7732> and also
[2012-03-05 22:14:09] <atomic7732> Simple
[2012-03-05 22:14:14] <atomic7732> 2 hours while my dad's awake
[2012-03-05 22:14:21] <atomic7732> he goes to sleep, right back on the computer
[2012-03-05 22:14:22] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 22:14:45] <atomic7732> because my mom doesn't enforce that
[2012-03-05 22:14:47] <atomic7732> and I'm glad

Part 6 of 7 (21:00-22:15)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 10:08:05 PM
Part 7 of 7 (22:15-23:59)


[2012-03-05 22:15:12] <atomic7732> I also don't like making her mad
[2012-03-05 22:15:19] <atomic7732> You see how that works?
[2012-03-05 22:15:26] <Darvince> i wonder if a higher percentage of atheist or christian parents got divorces
[2012-03-05 22:15:31] <Darvince> -parents +marriages
[2012-03-05 22:15:35] <atomic7732> Someone lets you get your way more often, so you obey them when they want you to do something
[2012-03-05 22:15:46] <atomic7732> because you don't want them to not let you get your way anymore
[2012-03-05 22:15:52] <atomic7732> Someone doesn't let you get your way, you don't care
[2012-03-05 22:15:54] <atomic7732> ever
[2012-03-05 22:15:57] <atomic7732> works well
[2012-03-05 22:16:10] <Naruslp> I dooooooo
[2012-03-05 22:16:30] <atomic7732> I say christian
[2012-03-05 22:16:37] <Darvince> ^
[2012-03-05 22:16:47] <atomic7732> just because everything the majority does is against their own beliefs
[2012-03-05 22:16:50] <atomic7732> for example
[2012-03-05 22:16:52] <atomic7732> Joan of Arc
[2012-03-05 22:16:59] <atomic7732> Argument over, point made.
[2012-03-05 22:17:08] <atomic7732> :P
[2012-03-05 22:17:21] <atomic7732> Assuming there was a God
[2012-03-05 22:17:27] <Darvince> everyone kept calling her jonah of ark
[2012-03-05 22:17:32] <Naruslp> God is real
[2012-03-05 22:17:37] <Naruslp> I'm right here, people. God is here
[2012-03-05 22:17:40] <Darvince> He's just in my pants
[2012-03-05 22:17:47] <Naruslp> I'm not in your pants
[2012-03-05 22:17:51] <Naruslp> wait you wear pants?
[2012-03-05 22:17:54] <Naruslp> I thought you wore skirts
[2012-03-05 22:17:56] <Naruslp> lame
[2012-03-05 22:17:57] <Darvince> no i'm god
[2012-03-05 22:18:01] <atomic7732> You're going to disobey and kill the only person that could transmit messages and stuff from God?
[2012-03-05 22:18:03] <Naruslp> no i'm natas
[2012-03-05 22:18:21] <atomic7732> I mean you don't think that the will of the greedy Church on earth is going to get the wrath of God?
[2012-03-05 22:18:26] <Darvince> i'm atnas
[2012-03-05 22:18:32] <atomic7732> You are god-fearing... remember?
[2012-03-05 22:18:37] <atomic7732> Oh wait no, you don't remember.
[2012-03-05 22:18:54] <atomic7732> And you believe stuff that happened 1000 years ago
[2012-03-05 22:18:58] <atomic7732> not something that happened now?
[2012-03-05 22:19:09] <Darvince> im a sande
[2012-03-05 22:19:10] <Darvince> :)
[2012-03-05 22:19:16] <atomic7732> I think Joan is a lunatic but I think the Church was really dumb too
[2012-03-05 22:19:23] <atomic7732> Why am I capitalizing this stuff
[2012-03-05 22:19:27] <atomic7732> because society wants me to?
[2012-03-05 22:19:30] <atomic7732> WELL FUCK THEM!
[2012-03-05 22:19:38] <Darvince> I'm god
[2012-03-05 22:19:39] <atomic7732> anyway
[2012-03-05 22:19:44] <Darvince> You're master
[2012-03-05 22:19:44] <atomic7732> enough rage for tonight
[2012-03-05 22:19:46] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 22:19:48] <Darvince> stay
[2012-03-05 22:19:51] <Darvince> come play with me
[2012-03-05 22:20:01] <Darvince> so i can play with your ...
[2012-03-05 22:20:07] <Darvince> ...yeah i'm not going farther
[2012-03-05 22:20:13] <atomic7732> Go
[2012-03-05 22:20:15] <atomic7732> Go further
[2012-03-05 22:20:46] <atomic7732> You've got me staying, now go further
[2012-03-05 22:21:10] <Darvince> ok
[2012-03-05 22:21:15] <Darvince> i'm female
[2012-03-05 22:21:29] * atomic7732 facehoofs
[2012-03-05 22:21:30] <Darvince> and it's your 8===D
[2012-03-05 22:21:33] <atomic7732> ok TO SLEEP
[2012-03-05 22:21:34] <Darvince> now go to bed
[2012-03-05 22:21:36] <Darvince> oshit
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[2012-03-05 22:22:21] <Darvince> deer
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[2012-03-05 22:22:46] <Naruslp> hi i'm safqing that
[2012-03-05 22:22:48] <Naruslp> good night
[2012-03-05 22:23:50] <Darvince> uhh
[2012-03-05 22:23:51] <Darvince> wat
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[2012-03-05 22:25:15] <Darvince> wtf
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[2012-03-05 22:29:04] <Naruslp> btw new AVO video darvince
[2012-03-05 22:29:10] <Darvince> wut
[2012-03-05 22:29:11] <Darvince> oh deer
[2012-03-05 22:29:14] <Darvince> inb4 bronysult
[2012-03-05 22:29:18] <Darvince> that one was awesome
[2012-03-05 22:29:19] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-05 22:30:35] <Naruslp> "Suck a poopnugget you whorebag fuckshit assraper"
[2012-03-05 22:30:36] <Naruslp> wat
[2012-03-05 22:32:19] <Darvince> lmfao
[2012-03-05 22:33:59] * Naruslp notices it's a 27 minute episode
[2012-03-05 22:34:03] * Naruslp yells YESSSSSSS
[2012-03-05 22:37:14] <Darvince> getting skyype
[2012-03-05 22:37:17] <Darvince> inb4 you ad me
[2012-03-05 22:37:18] <Darvince> *add
[2012-03-05 22:37:36] <Naruslp> maybe
[2012-03-05 22:38:33] <Darvince> oshi
[2012-03-05 22:50:38] <Naruslp> "Storm is about to mass upload about 6 episodes. Thumbs this shit up."
[2012-03-05 22:50:40] <Naruslp> yes
[2012-03-05 22:50:41] <Naruslp> just yes
[2012-03-05 22:53:27] <Darvince> yes
[2012-03-05 22:53:28] <Darvince> wut
[2012-03-05 23:01:31] <Darvince> naru i'm at skype
[2012-03-05 23:01:34] <Darvince> inb4 you add me somehow
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[2012-03-05 23:01:46] <Darvince> Hibla
[2012-03-05 23:01:47] <Darvince> POOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[2012-03-05 23:01:50] <Darvince> ctam with me
[2012-03-05 23:01:51] <Darvince> :)
[2012-03-05 23:01:55] <Darvince> count to a million with me
[2012-03-05 23:03:23] <BlaBla44> Hithardar.
[2012-03-05 23:03:29] <BlaBla44> And kolnop. :)
[2012-03-05 23:03:36] <Darvince> no u
[2012-03-05 23:03:39] <Darvince> i havskyp
[2012-03-05 23:04:26] <Naruslp> u butt frustrated?
[2012-03-05 23:04:46] <Darvince> no
[2012-03-05 23:04:50] <Darvince> naruslp come play with me
[2012-03-05 23:05:04] <Naruslp> in the lands of throl?
[2012-03-05 23:05:12] <Darvince> no in the lands of dildo
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[2012-03-05 23:05:59] <Darvince> what
[2012-03-05 23:06:01] <Darvince> oshi-
[2012-03-05 23:06:40] <BlaBla44> And Heynaru.
[2012-03-05 23:06:49] <BlaBla44> "Heronaru" maybe
[2012-03-05 23:07:26] <naru523> hallobla
[2012-03-05 23:07:50] <Darvince> Cedric of course i think you're a sexist pedo (y)
[2012-03-05 23:07:59] <Darvince> the hell...
[2012-03-05 23:08:21] <naru523> ohonhonhonhon
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[2012-03-05 23:21:20] <Darvince> bla is slow
[2012-03-05 23:23:43] <naru523> jizz
[2012-03-05 23:23:45] <naru523> in
[2012-03-05 23:23:46] <naru523> my
[2012-03-05 23:23:48] <naru523> skirt
[2012-03-05 23:27:44] <Darvince> tf

Part 7 of 7 (22:15-23:59)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 06, 2012, 10:11:27 PM
What ist point of dis.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 06, 2012, 10:12:22 PM
'C'us'
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 07, 2012, 06:15:50 PM
[20:14] <+Darvince> CTAM
[20:14] <+Darkvince> ALBINOPOO
[20:14] == Darvince was kicked from ##universesandbox by Naru523 [stfu]

albino poo, it works wonders.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 07, 2012, 06:56:58 PM
[20:55] <Darvince> and we're being this drastic because we want to be known
[20:56] <Darvince> kol
[20:56] <Darvince> this is ridiculously drastic
[20:56] <Eom> drastic, YOU CAWL DIS DRASTIK? SEND IN THE SMART BOMBS
[20:56] <Darvince> oshit
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on March 08, 2012, 11:06:56 PM
i like ham. with cheese

Quote from: Mudkipz
<eOm>kol i thought socialism was when blanoxiums spent their day on irc socializing and being nonproductive

Quote from: Mudkipz
<Comrade Mudkipz> bla, that may be true, but is it only a matter of time before i interlink your tongues
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on March 13, 2012, 08:44:39 PM
Quote
01[18:11] <+matty406> A friend of mine said he would get MLP figures and glue them to my forehead.
#[18:12] <+matty406> Preferablly before I woke up.
[18:12] <+BlaBla44> Kol.
[18:12] <+BlaBla44> Was that me talking in sleep...
[18:12] <+BlaBla44> Whatever, I would have done the same.
#[18:12] <+matty406> lolwut
#[18:13] <+matty406> Blue ponies to my head?
#[18:13] <+matty406> glue*
[18:14] <+BlaBla44> Not just your head. I would cover you completely in ponies, with small holes for the eyes.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 15, 2012, 12:28:29 AM
[00:12]   Darvince   holyshit smjjames is between 26 and 30
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 15, 2012, 12:30:38 AM
chanserv gets her own special line

[2012-03-05 10:34:03] <FictilePegasus> Hi bla hi naru hi guest hi matty hi myself
[2012-03-05 10:34:08] <FictilePegasus> Hi Chanserv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 15, 2012, 12:00:38 PM
[14:59] <PegasusOnAMac> DON'T MIND ME
[14:59] <+Eom> I'M MINDING YOU
[14:59] <PegasusOnAMac> Im bein gstupdj
[14:59] <+Eom> *throws brain at atomic*
[14:59] <+Eom> THINK FAST
[14:59] <PegasusOnAMac> eeeeee
[14:59] <+Bla|SikritlyCiv5> Kol
[14:59] <PegasusOnAMac> ffffffff
[14:59] <+Darvince> I'M JUDGING YU
[14:59] <PegasusOnAMac> gggggg
[14:59] <PegasusOnAMac> hhhhhh
[15:00] <PegasusOnAMac> qqqqqq
[15:00] <PegasusOnAMac> derpaedjfjf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 17, 2012, 02:26:06 AM
[02:20] <+Dardar> -nuked link- dat house. looks evil.
[02:22] <@Eom> kol
[02:22] <@Eom> wut
[02:22] <@Eom> no
[02:22] <@Eom> wait wtf
[02:22] <@Eom> Peoria
[02:22] <@Eom> that sounds familiar
[02:22] <@Eom> wtf
[02:22] <@Eom> dardar teeeeeeeeeeel me
[02:22] <+Dardar> there's liek a billion peorias
[02:23] <+Dardar> there's a peoria, illinois
[02:23] <+Dardar> oh also shmoopy kept talking about peoria
[02:23] <@Eom> NO YU
[02:24] <+Dardar> it's safq'd but it's true
[02:24] <+Dardar> kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 17, 2012, 04:46:58 AM
'poo'
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 17, 2012, 01:06:38 PM
[16:04] <+Darvince> kolkutekittenonmymonitor
[16:05] <+Darvince> inb4 safq'd
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 17, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
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[16:46] <+Nuv> hi
[16:47] == SomeAlias [~chatzilla@unaffiliated/atomic7732]
[16:47] ==  realname : A pegasus from Cloudsdale.
[16:47] ==  channels : +##universesandbox
[16:47] ==  server   : adams.freenode.net [Budapest, HU, EU]
[16:47] ==  account  : atomic7732
[16:47] == End of WHOIS
[16:47] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Hi
[16:47] <+Nuv> Hibla. iherd you liek Civ5?
[16:48] <+darvincespam> kolwut nue
[16:48] <+darvincespam> inb4 nuvleave
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[16:48] <+Civ5> oh deer
[16:48] <+SomeAlias> So no one is deciding on rules
[16:48] <+Civ5> kolwut
[16:48] <+SomeAlias> ok then let's just rule the channel based on what everyone wants
[16:48] <+Nuv> atomic, how about this. Impose a hard limit on spamming, no more than 10 nonsensicle lines per minute. Or, mods can kick after warning the person to stop and waiting 5 seconds.
[16:49] <+Civ5> 1. anti-darvincespam
[16:49] <+SomeAlias> one scenario at a time
[16:49] <+SomeAlias> No
[16:49] <+SomeAlias> I am not in this
[16:49] <+SomeAlias> You decide for yourselves
[16:49] <+Nuv> BLA
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[16:49] <+Nuv> DISKUSS
[16:49] == Civ5 has changed nick to Naruloudness
[16:49] <+Nuv> well this discussion is not going anywhere atomic.
[16:49] <+Arrow_McKnee> Jus
[16:49] <Yqt1001> somebody helped me :O
[16:49] <+Naruloudness> kol
[16:49] <+Arrow_McKnee> just
[16:49] <Yqt1001> http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?595497-Mapping-help&p=13592799#post13592799 (http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?595497-Mapping-help&p=13592799#post13592799)
[16:49] <+Arrow_McKnee> We need passive guidelines
[16:49] <+Nuv> darvince cannot into passive
[16:49] <+SomeAlias> Darv, spam please?
[16:49] <+Naruloudness> kolqt
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[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> a
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[16:50] <+Naruloudness> wut
[16:50] <+SomeAlias> We'll get a discussion going
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> b
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> c
[16:50] <+Fiah> I've been having unusually massive erections today...
[16:50] <+Nuv> EVERYONE
[16:50] <+Naruloudness> you want me to spam?
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> d
[16:50] <+Nuv> SHUT UP
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> e
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> f
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[16:50] <+Nuv> WE ARE DISKUSSING
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> g
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> h
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> i
[16:50] <+Nuv> fiah, wtf
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> j
[16:50] <+Nuv> anyway
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> k
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> l
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> m
[16:50] <+Nuv> i think there should be a hard spam limit
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> n
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> o
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> p
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> q
[16:50] <+Nuv> AND I THINK WE SHOULD IMPLEMENT THAT RIGHT NOW
[16:50] <+Nuv> SO
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> r
[16:50] <+Arrow_McKnee> Allow kick on op discresion, I can trust people to not use their power stupidly.
[16:50] <+Nuv> THAT
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> s
[16:50] <+Nuv> DARVINCE KAN SHUT UP
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> t
[16:50] <+Darvince> wtf naru
[16:50] <+Narusilenzo> KOL
[16:50] <+SomeAlias> matty, but kipz can't
[16:50] <+Nuv> i don't agree, matty. i think OPs need to give a warning and 5 seconds to let person stop
[16:50] <+Nuv> before kicking
[16:51] <+SomeAlias> lol 5 seconds
[16:51] <+Darvince> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
[16:51] <+Darvince> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
[16:51] <+Nuv> 5 seconds
[16:51] <+Darvince> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
[16:51] <+Nuv> is that a problem?
[16:51] <+Arrow_McKnee> perhaps
[16:51] <+Narusilenzo> nuv
[16:51] <+SomeAlias> most of the time kicks take longer
[16:51] <+Darvince> KUNDENSED SPAMW
[16:51] <+Narusilenzo> microseconds
[16:51] <+SomeAlias> and most of the time lag is ~3 - 4 seconds anyway
[16:51] <+Darvince> wtf naru
[16:51] <+Nuv> no, the op must ping the person who is spamming and wait 5 secodns for them to stop
[16:51] <+Fiah> http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4233.0;attach=14504;image (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4233.0;attach=14504;image)
[16:51] <+Narusilenzo> cough fiah cough
[16:51] <+Nuv> so if darvince was going
[16:51] <+Nuv> EWAFRCA
[16:51] <+Nuv> WFCGE
[16:51] <+Nuv> VGS
[16:51] <+Nuv> EG
[16:51] <+Nuv> V
[16:51] <+Nuv> SE
[16:51] <+Nuv> VS
[16:51] <+Nuv> the op would warn him
[16:51] <+Nuv> and wait 5 secodns for him to stop
[16:51] <+SomeAlias> he can't stop though
[16:51] <+Nuv> why not?
[16:52] <+SomeAlias> It'd help if you got chatzilla
[16:52] <+Darvince> chatzilla spaces the messages by one second
[16:52] <+SomeAlias> explaining it wouldn't work well
[16:52] <+Arrow_McKnee> Kick first, then cooldown kick periods each other time going up from 2 mins for each.
[16:52] <+SomeAlias> or at least it hasn't
[16:52] <+Nuv> i don't like this 'shoot first, ask questions later' mentality
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[16:52] <+SomeAlias> why are my nicknames unavailable
[16:52] <+SomeAlias> who did this
[16:52] <+Arrow_McKnee> First kick is of course if there's no chance of reasoning
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[16:52] <+Darvince> i blame russia
[16:52] <+Nuv> what does that mean matty
[16:52] <+Fiah> The massive nation stretching from both Atlantic to Pacifc makes me think of railroads.
[16:53] <+Darvince> railroads are funy
[16:53] == Foerkit has changed nick to atomic7732
[16:53] <+Fiah> http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4233.0;attach=14504;image (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4233.0;attach=14504;image)
[16:53] <+Fiah> Tiny Bielosia annexing nearby countries
[16:53] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Hey Fiah.
[16:53] <+Arrow_McKnee> If people won't stop spamming after being asked/screamed at, then kick them
[16:53] <+Fiah> HiBla
[16:53] <+Darvince> no you gave the wrong link
[16:53] <+Darvince> http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4233.0;attach=14503;image (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4233.0;attach=14503;image) dis is the right link
[16:53] <+Fiah> No...
[16:53] <+Nuv> they should get a 5 second warning before kick
[16:53] <+atomic7732> I don't know but, except for kipz, everyone was happy with the rules that have been in place for so long
[16:54] <+Arrow_McKnee> ^
[16:54] <+Darvince>  ^
[16:54] <+atomic7732> and even he was happy with them for motnhs
[16:54] <+atomic7732> *months
[16:54] <+Nuv> no i wasn't unhappy. someone kicked me for no reason or something
[16:54] <+Nuv> i'd dig up the chat logs
[16:54] <+Arrow_McKnee> Don't spam, have morals, profit
[16:54] <+Nuv> but when you kicked, they losted
[16:54] <+Nuv> >.
[16:54] <+Nuv> >.>
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[16:54] <+Nuv> <.<
[16:54] <+Darvince> he was happy with them while trading with motts apple sause
[16:54] <+Darvince> kol
[16:54] <+atomic7732> um what
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[16:54] <FiahOwl> Okay, I wish I could into computer
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[16:55] <+FiahOwl> Better go to my friends house and play minecraft, then...
[16:55] <+atomic7732> Fiah: go to Best Buy
[16:55] <+Narcorndogs> eww fiah why you use old basemap
[16:55] <+FiahOwl> Why
[16:55] <+atomic7732> get on a computer
[16:55] <+Arrow_McKnee> Of course kicking for no raisins isn't on. (At tleast be funny about it/apologise and explain why after)
[16:55] <+atomic7732> and tah dah
[16:55] <+FiahOwl> Naru, please get me Better basemap
[16:55] <+Narcorndogs> I'll do that in a decade
[16:55] <+Darvince> no that's the worlda
[16:55] <+Nuv> [16:55] <+Arrow_McKnee> Of course kicking for no raisins isn't on. (At tleast be funny about it/apologise and explain why after)
[16:55] <+Darvince> lol
[16:55] <+Nuv> funny about it matty? i don't find anything funny about kickiing
[16:55] <+Darvince> http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5982.msg63515/boardseen.html#new (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,5982.msg63515/boardseen.html#new) dis topic can into anti-avatars
[16:56] <+Nuv> i lose the whole day's chat log and i don't like spending time to reconnect
[16:56] <+Darvince> kol
[16:56] <+FiahOwl> DIE WITH A CHIPMUNK IN SPONTANEOUS INFLAMATION DUE TO A SUPER HOT PARIS!
[16:56] <+Arrow_McKnee> As lonk as it's indredibly infrequent.
[16:56] <+Arrow_McKnee> incredibly*
[16:56] <+Narcorndogs> I find it funny kicking fiah
[16:56] <+Darvince> lol
[16:56] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> ...Do everyone have their real user names again? Kol
[16:56] <+Nuv> I DON'T THINK
[16:56] <+atomic7732> If you have a problem with losing chat logs
[16:56] <+FiahOwl> wtf
[16:56] <+Darvince> mostly
[16:56] <+Nuv> that mods should ever kick
[16:56] <+Nuv> for humor
[16:56] <+atomic7732> get Chatzilla, which logs automagically
[16:56] <+Nuv> no
[16:56] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Otherwise someone is good at playing Atomic. :P
[16:56] <+Nuv> i don't use firefox
[16:56] <+FiahOwl> :o
[16:56] <+Narcorndogs> aww so I can't kick fiah for no reason
[16:56] <+Narcorndogs> lame
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[16:56] <+FiahOwl> :d
[16:57] <+atomic7732> Bla|tantlyciv5 /whois atomic7732
[16:57] <+FiahOwl> :D
[16:57] <+FiahOwl> :DDDDD
[16:57] <+atomic7732> atomic7732 <~chatzilla@unaffiliated/atomic7732> “A pegasus from Cloudsdale.”
[16:57] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Ikr
[16:57] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Kol.
[16:57] <+Nuv> so anyway, i was happy with the old rules until i was kicked for 3 lines of typing or something, i don't remember
[16:57] <+Naru523> It's probably darvince in his house
[16:57] <+Darvince> wtf
[16:57] <+atomic7732> I'm sorry but that's not exactly the best argument
[16:57] <+Arrow_McKnee> I wouldn't mind being kicked in humour grounds as long as the reason was funny. And it wasn't a frequent happening.
[16:58] <+Nuv> [16:57] <+atomic7732> I'm sorry but that's not exactly the best argument
[16:58] <+Nuv> what
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[16:58] <+Nuv> are you referring to
[16:58] <+atomic7732> "i don't remember"
[16:58] <+atomic7732> :/
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[16:58] <+FiahOwl> England has over 400 vineyards.
[16:58] <+Nuv> well it doesn't matter why really
[16:58] <+atomic7732> I'm not saying I'm not believing you
[16:58] <+FiahOwl> :o
[16:58] <+Naru523> My house has over .4000 vineyards
[16:58] <+FiahOwl> gtg
[16:58] <+Darvince> wut
[16:58] <+Naru523> badbye
[16:58] <+Darvince> i don't
[16:58] <+Darvince> obai
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[16:58] <+Darvince> tf
[16:58] <+atomic7732> Just not the most credible argument
[16:58] <+Naru523> fiah's map horridsm e
[16:58] <+Nuv> it doesn't really matter why. so why don't you just pretend i never typed that and move on.
[16:58] <+Naru523> horrids me
[16:58] <+Nuv> :)
[16:58] <+Naru523> help me dar
[16:59] <+Darvince> naru i nid worlda again
[16:59] <+Darvince> teeeel meeeee where it is
[16:59] <+Naru523> with rivers and borderssss
[16:59] <+Naru523> ???????????
[16:59] <+Darvince> owait i have a worlda on my hard drive
[16:59] <+Darvince> nvm
[16:59] <+Darvince> except it doesn't have european rivers
[16:59] <+Darvince> only rivers pl0x
[16:59] <+Naru523> ok brb
[17:00] <+Nuv> anyway i think the problem is: with soft limits, mods kick or ban when they're in a bad mood for someone who is barely spamming, if you can count 3 lines of text that make sense spamming. with hard limits, people dislike them? why?
[17:00] <+Nuv> so i think we need hard limits, and mods who warn (which are the soft limits)
[17:00] <+Nuv> if you're talking about the ammount of 'spam' allowed
[17:00] <+Naru523> http://www.alternatehistory.net/Discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=169877&stc=1&d=1332015275 (http://www.alternatehistory.net/Discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=169877&stc=1&d=1332015275) tf
[17:00] <+atomic7732> We had them
[17:00] <+Nuv> we had what
[17:00] <+atomic7732> more people seemed to not like that
[17:01] <+Nuv> well i don't know why
[17:01] <+atomic7732> you were more or less the only one happy with them
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 17, 2012, 03:10:17 PM
[17:01] <+Nuv> tell me why people didn't like them
[17:01] <+Nuv> if they diidn't spam there was no problem :P
[17:01] <+atomic7732> I didn't like it because other people didn't like it and expressed their dislike for it
[17:01] <+Darvince> wtf tonnes of nations
[17:01] <+Arrow_McKnee> I don;t think I've seen our ops kick on a bad mood, but I can understand your complaint at un-needed kicks.
[17:01] <+atomic7732> and I don't like to do stuff that other people don't want me to do
[17:02] <+Nuv> EVERYONE TELL ME NOW
[17:02] <+Nuv> WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE THE HARD LIMITS FOR SPAMMING
[17:02] <+Darvince> no yu
[17:02] <+Nuv> ....
[17:02] <+Nuv> that is invalid argument
[17:02] <+Naru523> http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=167397&d=1329448728 (http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/attachment.php?attachmentid=167397&d=1329448728)
[17:02] <+Naru523> ^ darvince
[17:02] <+Darvince> okokok
[17:02] <+atomic7732> can has face?
[17:02] <+Arrow_McKnee> We just need to define what makes spam over the line, which seems to be our main problem. Like I said earlier, probably more than half the screen.
[17:02] <+atomic7732> can has hoof?
[17:02] <+atomic7732> *facehoof*
[17:02] <+Nuv> [17:02] <+Arrow_McKnee> We just need to define what makes spam over the line, which seems to be our main problem. Like I said earlier, probably more than half the screen.
[17:02] <+Naru523> odd it doesn't have the japan patch
[17:02] == Arrow_McKnee has changed nick to matty406
[17:02] <+Naru523> but whatever.
[17:03] <+Darvince> *facewaterspout*
[17:03] <+Nuv> matty i think atomics complain
[17:03] <+atomic7732> more than half the screen...
[17:03] <+Nuv> was that darvince would spam to barely half a page
[17:03] <+Nuv> and then stop
[17:03] <+atomic7732> I think that's a bit much
[17:03] <+matty406> probably
[17:03] <+Darvince> well my screen is smaller
[17:03] <+atomic7732> and also a bit vague
[17:03] <+atomic7732> my screen isn't large vertically
[17:03] <+Nuv> good, darvince, you can spam less
[17:03] <+Nuv> KOL
[17:03] <+matty406> I was thinking about other resolutions actually.
[17:03] <+Darvince> my chatzilla is only half the screen
[17:03] <+Darvince> wtf nuv
[17:03] == Nuv has changed nick to Eom
[17:03] <+Eom> who's nuv
[17:03] <+Darvince> wtf eom
[17:04] == Eom has changed nick to Tev
[17:04] <+matty406> And I realisethe screens will have different capacities
[17:04] <+Tev> who's eom
[17:04] <+Darvince> wtf tev
[17:04] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Was it me who kicked you unfairly Skirt?
[17:04] <+matty406> hmm
[17:04] <+Darvince> wtf iog
[17:04] <+Tev> no bla
[17:04] <+Darvince> it was a nuenue
[17:04] <+Darvince> for asking him to poo wif skirt
[17:04] <+atomic7732> I personally see no reason why we should even tolerate spam
[17:04] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Anyway, I don't see why anyone needs to spam at all. Can't you just not spam and then move on? The spam is so pointless.
[17:04] <+Tev> i asked him to help me poo
[17:04] <+Tev> define spam
[17:04] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Agree with Atomic.
[17:04] <+atomic7732> That's the problem
[17:04] <+atomic7732> what one sees as spam
[17:04] <+atomic7732> others find meaning
[17:05] <+matty406> If it's like
[17:05] <+matty406> sadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcssadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcssadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcssadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcssadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcssadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcssadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcssadv wbl.rewmj,l.jlcs
[17:05] <+Tev> OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
[17:05] <+Tev> sorry i just watched cup stacking girl
[17:05] <+Tev> she was OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
[17:05] <+Darvince> wut
[17:05] <+Tev> CUP STAKING GURL
[17:05] <+atomic7732> That example makes sense
[17:05] <+Tev> OH MY GOD
[17:05] <+atomic7732> you have context in that
[17:05] <+atomic7732> even if it is a bit excessive
[17:05] <+matty406> I think, if the extensive amount of text or characters is milked too much, then it's spam.
[17:05] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> If it's more than two repetitive lines, spam. Imo.
[17:05] <+Darvince> no
[17:05] <+Darvince> no
[17:06] <+Darvince> no
[17:06] <+Darvince> more than free
[17:06] <+atomic7732>  /kick Darvince spam
[17:06] * Bla|tantlyCiv5 yesses Darvince.
[17:06] <+matty406> That would be okay though. ^
[17:06] <+atomic7732> :P
[17:06] <+matty406> Because it has meaning
[17:06] <+atomic7732> the line is too fuzzy
[17:06] <+matty406> If you're like:
[17:06] <+matty406> no
[17:06] <+matty406> no
[17:06] <+matty406> no
[17:06] <+Tev> fuzzy
[17:06] <+Tev> i like sharp lines
[17:06] <+matty406> that can't be!
[17:06] <+Tev> yes or no
[17:06] <+Tev> that is better
[17:06] <+matty406> Then it's fime imo
[17:06] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> MATTY, TO GULAG
[17:06] <+matty406> AAAAAAAAAAA
[17:06] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> :P
[17:06] <+Tev> is it the white fuzzy or the black fuzzy
[17:06] <+Tev> teel me
[17:06] <+Darvince> kol
[17:06] <+Darvince> the rannbow fuzzy
[17:07] <+Tev> no
[17:07] <+Tev> what i mean by that is
[17:07] <+Tev> i don't know anymore
[17:07] <+Tev> ...
[17:07] <+Darvince> kol
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[17:07] <+Fiah> Quick, how much can you accomplish with two hours on the computer.
[17:07] <+matty406> nnnnnothiiiiing!
[17:07] <+Fiah> ^
[17:07] <+Tev> i can photoshop you and give you 20 heads
[17:07] <+Tev> kol
[17:08] <+matty406> 1 min of work warrants 6 hours of internet
[17:08] <+Darvince> kol
[17:08] <+Fiah> My dad is giving me that much time.
[17:08] <+Fiah> Oh god
[17:08] <+Tev> Amen.
[17:08] <+Tev> *inb4 atheism*
[17:08] * atomic7732 agrees with matty
[17:08] <+Naru523> i can accomplish a full QBAM world map
[17:08] <+Fiah> QBAM?
[17:08] <+Darvince> brb reorganising my screenshots folder
[17:08] <+Darvince> i'll be back around 20:00
[17:08] <+Naru523> qazak's big arse map
[17:08] <+Darvince> kol
[17:09] <+atomic7732> I think I deserve about 6000 hours of interne
[17:09] <+atomic7732> t
[17:09] <+Fiah> Can I haz that?
[17:09] <+Fiah> QBAM
[17:09] <+matty406> ALL THE TIME
[17:09] <+Fiah> I want
[17:09] <+Naru523> nou
[17:09] <+Fiah> brb google is my freind
[17:09] <+Tev> let us get back on track
[17:09] <+atomic7732> google is not your friend
[17:09] <+atomic7732> it used to be
[17:09] <+Tev> so because a hard limit doesn't work and neither does a soft limit
[17:09] <+Tev> there should be a balance
[17:09] <+matty406> I'll do the work at 6:00. Oops, it's 6:05 now.
[17:09] <+matty406> 7:00 IT IS THEN.
[17:10] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_land_of_the_red_rainbow__752848.png (http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_land_of_the_red_rainbow__752848.png) took me one hour, I think.
[17:10] <+atomic7732> 360 hours of internet for you Bla
[17:10] <+matty406> Inebla
[17:10] <+Tev> kol took me 5 minutes http://www.nationstates.net/nation=biodry (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=biodry)
[17:10] <+matty406> Nicebla*
[17:10] <+matty406> It's real nice
[17:10] <+Tev> that is a monochromatic rainbow...
[17:10] <+Tev> what
[17:10] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Yaythx
[17:11] <+Tev> nids more hands
[17:11] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> "BHG for president"? What is BHG? :P
[17:11] <+Tev> black hat guy!
[17:11] <+Tev> from the xkcd
[17:11] <+Tev> ~!
[17:11] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> ..........ok
[17:11] <+Tev> http://xkcd.com/322/ (http://xkcd.com/322/)
[17:11] <+Tev> this person
[17:11] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Oh kol.
[17:12] <+atomic7732> speaking of that
[17:12] <+atomic7732> sometime this week
[17:12] <+atomic7732> I'm going to a geohash
[17:12] <+Tev> 'what did you do to my door'
[17:12] <+Tev> 'what did you do to my door'
[17:12] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Geohash?
[17:12] <+atomic7732> don't hurt me please ;(
[17:12] <+Tev> kol
[17:12] <+Tev> bla needs more xkcd
[17:12] <+atomic7732> ^
[17:12] <+Naru523> err when was Judaism created?
[17:12] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Long ago.
[17:12] <+Naru523> In a faraway galaxy?
[17:12] <+Tev> http://www.xkcd.com/1027/ (http://www.xkcd.com/1027/)
[17:12] <+Tev> BHG returns
[17:13] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Problably.
[17:13] <+Tev> yesterday julius ceaser was reborn in my living room
[17:13] <+Naru523> "Judaism claims a historical continuity spanning more than 3,000 years."
[17:13] <+Naru523> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[17:13] <+Tev> oh wait
[17:13] <+atomic7732> Judaism was created when it was thought up in the mind of someone who wanted answers.
[17:13] <+Tev> 2 days ago
[17:13] <+atomic7732> :)
[17:13] <+Tev> Judaism is my mom
[17:13] <+atomic7732> tautology
[17:13] <+Naru523> tev, I'm marrying your mom.
[17:13] <+Tev> wat
[17:14] * Naru523 begins making a map where the world has no christianity or islam
[17:14] <+atomic7732> naru, darv's marrying your mom
[17:14] <+Naru523> 12 x 56..
[17:14] <+atomic7732> he is kipz's step-grandfather
[17:14] <+Tev> atomic, i'm your mom marrying yourself
[17:14] <+Naru523> brain cannot compute
[17:15] <+atomic7732> SO! Rules cannot into completion
[17:15] <+Tev> 500+100+12*60
[17:15] <+atomic7732> well then
[17:15] <+Naru523> apparently tev is my stepbrother
[17:15] <+Tev> =672
[17:15] * atomic7732 eats food
[17:15] <+Naru523> that's good for me
[17:15] <+Tev> no nue
[17:15] <+matty406> You are not a clever pony.
[17:15] <+Tev> come bak
[17:15] <+atomic7732> IamnotaFTNLR
[17:15] <+Tev> so what was the problem with the thingy i proposed
[17:15] <+Tev> a hard limit
[17:15] <+Tev> and then mods warn and wait 5 secs beore kicking
[17:15] <+atomic7732> Ask everyone else
[17:15] <+Tev> they won't respong
[17:15] <+Tev> darvince : no, yu
[17:16] <+atomic7732> I had a problem with the old hard limits because they did
[17:16] <+Tev> THEY DID WHAT
[17:16] <+Tev> what in the name of jesus did they do, teeeeel me
[17:16] <+atomic7732> pasta
[17:16] <+Tev> ...nosrsly
[17:16] <+atomic7732> that wasn't an answer
[17:16] <+Tev> are we discussing rules or nto
[17:17] <+Tev> ok
[17:17] <+atomic7732> idk
[17:17] <+Tev> so you don't have a problem with the old hard limits
[17:17] <+Tev> lets move on
[17:17] <+Tev> are the soft limite fine
[17:17] <+Tev> limits
[17:17] <+atomic7732> which "soft limits"
[17:17] <+Tev> mods warn and wait 5 seconds before kicking
[17:17] <+Tev> if the person stops, then no kick/ban
[17:18] <+atomic7732> I see no point in that
[17:18] <+Tev> why?
[17:18] <+atomic7732> it takes several seconds to type the kick function anyway
[17:18] <+atomic7732> and
[17:18] <+Tev> no i meant
[17:18] <+Tev> you were worried
[17:18] <+atomic7732> if someone is spamming with chatzilla, they can't stop
[17:18] <+Tev> if someone is spamming the chatzilla, they shouldn't spam!
[17:18] <+atomic7732> I agree
[17:18] <+matty406> If they don't stop when asked then kick.
[17:19] <+atomic7732> but that's what rules are for
[17:19] <+Tev> the point of the 5 seconds is that
[17:19] <+Tev> YOU
[17:19] <+matty406> and ask nicely
[17:19] <+Tev> were worried that
[17:19] <+Tev> darvince would push the hard limits to the...limit
[17:19] <+Tev> and you not able to ban them
[17:19] <+Tev> with the soft limits, even if you are within the hard limits
[17:19] <+Tev> a mod can ask you to stop
[17:19] <+Darvince> tev no u
[17:19] <+Tev> within reason
[17:19] <+atomic7732> but the 5 seconds doesn't even apply do darv
[17:19] <+Tev> why not
[17:19] <+Tev> warn him, wait 5 seconds and if he doesn't stop then kick him
[17:20] <+atomic7732> like I said, if he already loaded chatzilla with 95 lines
[17:20] <+atomic7732> it's going to put out
[17:20] <+atomic7732> ALL
[17:20] <+atomic7732> 95 lines
[17:20] <+atomic7732> no matter if he says "ok" and tries to stop
[17:20] <+Tev> 95 lines of spam
[17:20] <+Tev> ...set the limit lower
[17:20] * atomic7732 facehoofs
[17:20] <+Tev> ...ic ur point
[17:20] <+Tev> ok then, don't spam with chatzilla
[17:20] <+matty406> What I would do is ask the person to stop, if they don't then kick them in the arse, then if they do it a short time after returing ban for a couple of mis for cooldown.
[17:21] <+atomic7732> ^ this is obvious... to most of us
[17:21] <+matty406> But every op would probably have their own standards.
[17:21] <+matty406> mins*
[17:21] <+matty406> But that's what I would reccomend.
[17:21] <+Tev> standards: when everyone has their own, they're not standard anymore
[17:21] <+Tev> LOOK
[17:21] <+Tev> EVERYONE REED THIS http://xkcd.com/927/ (http://xkcd.com/927/)
[17:21] <+Tev> :)
[17:22] <+matty406> Yes
[17:22] <+matty406> I know
[17:22] <+matty406> but the thing is
[17:22] <+matty406> We just need something to work from.
[17:22] <+atomic7732> Maybe we should ask randall what the rules should be
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[17:22] <+matty406> Then we can never speak of this again.
[17:22] <+Tev> randall would kill all our computers with an emp ray gun *hides*
[17:22] <+matty406> IT SHALL BE LCOKED WITHIN THE ARCHIVES
[17:22] <+Tev> AHH A BOBCAT
[17:22] <+atomic7732> L-coked
[17:23] <+Tev> WHY IS THERE A BOBCAT IN MY ROOM
[17:23] <+matty406> WITHIN AN ADAMANTINE, GOLD TRIMMED CASKET
[17:23] <+matty406> NEVER TO BE SEEN BY DWARVEN HUMANKIND AGAIN
[17:23] <+matty406> OH
[17:23] <+Tev> so no one has any problems with the soft limits i proposed?
[17:23] <+Tev> good.
[17:23] <+matty406> AND PEGASUSKIND
[17:23] <+atomic7732> ALL IN FAVOR OF MUDKIPZ'S IDEA SAY I/AYE/WHATEVER IT IS BECAUSE I NEVER EXPERIENCED IT IN TEXT
[17:23] <+Tev> aye
[17:23] <+matty406> What was his idea?
[17:24] <+atomic7732> Not really sure
[17:24] <+Darvince> pie
[17:24] <+Tev> i doubt greek philosphers have thought about irc chat rules
[17:24] <+atomic7732> ALL IN FAVOR OF THE ORIGINAL RULES 'DON'T SPAM HAVE MORALS PROFIT' SAY... SEVENTEEN... because it's an awesome number
[17:24] <+Tev> but i came up with it independently
[17:24] <+matty406> Seventeen
[17:24] <+matty406> :I
[17:25] <+Darvince> 17
[17:25] <+atomic7732> and all in favor of different ideas say something about being in favor of neither of the thwo
[17:25] <+atomic7732> *two
[17:25] <+Naru523> 69
[17:25] <+Tev> wait
[17:25] <+Tev> i don't think this is working
[17:25] <+Tev> you people don't mention about disagreeing with my suggestion
[17:25] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> 17
[17:25] <+Tev> but you don't agree with it
[17:25] <+Tev> what.
[17:25] <+matty406> what
[17:25] <+matty406> I don; even know what's going on anymore
[17:25] <+Tev> when i asked if people had problems with my suggesting
[17:25] <+Tev> no one spoke
[17:26] <+atomic7732> I don't either
[17:26] <+Tev> but apparently people don't like it
[17:26] <+Tev> so wtf?
[17:26] <+matty406> What was your suggestion mah boy?
[17:26] <+Tev> that there should be hard limits and mods set the soft limits by warning them and givine 5 seconds to stop spam/whatever
[17:26] <+Tev> brother.
[17:27] <+atomic7732> I already mentioned why I don't like it so it's up to others to explain why they don't
[17:27] <+matty406> Warning, indeed.
[17:27] <+Tev> sorry i must've missed it
[17:27] <+Tev> can you tell me why you don't like it
[17:27] <+matty406> I've said they should ask to stop
[17:27] <+Tev> who should ask to stop? stop what?
[17:27] <+Tev> sorry it's confusing
[17:27] <+atomic7732> I said the 5 seconds is pointless because chatzilla
[17:28] <+Tev> well if they load up 95 lines....then kick them.
[17:28] <+atomic7732> but I can't tell if they did
[17:28] <+Tev> give a five second warning and if they don't stop then kick them.
[17:28] <+matty406> Generally, everyone wants people to stop spam. So if they don't stop when asked a couple of times they can be kicked.
[17:28] <+matty406> everyone listens to a kick.
[17:28] <+Tev> if someone uses a function specifically to spam, don't you think they should be kicked?
[17:29] <+atomic7732> Well of course
[17:29] <+Tev> ok good, then the objection is solved
[17:29] <+Tev> >.>
[17:29] <+Tev> <.<
[17:29] <+Naru523> tbh I think you should still kick even if they're spamming in chatzilla, because the spammer did it before hand
[17:29] <+Tev> what
[17:29] <+Tev> what if they're spamming on the browser
[17:29] <+Tev> does it make a difference?
[17:29] <+Tev> what?
[17:29] <+matty406> no
[17:29] <+matty406> Spam's spam
[17:30] <+atomic7732> ^
[17:30] <+Tev> good
[17:30] <+matty406> Browser spam is no different than client spam
[17:30] <+Naru523> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Spam_with_cans.jpeg/800px-Spam_with_cans.jpeg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Spam_with_cans.jpeg/800px-Spam_with_cans.jpeg)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 17, 2012, 03:10:45 PM
[17:30] <+Tev> so does anyone have any other objections to my idea >.>
[17:30] <+matty406> It just takes longer to log on with a browser
[17:30] <+matty406> (And the user knows that)
[17:31] <+Tev> matty i don't see what you're trying to say
[17:31] <+matty406> So spam means more work for the browser user
[17:31] <+matty406> Nothing really, just a good ol' ramble. :P
[17:31] <+Tev> ok
[17:31] <+Naru523> beware of english rambles.png
[17:31] <+Tev> well, first time kick, second a ban for x minutes then
[17:31] <+matty406> But either way spam is spam
[17:31] <+matty406> eeeeeeeeeeeee
[17:31] <+matty406> yup
[17:31] <+atomic7732> that's more or less how it used to work before
[17:32] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Is a kick really so horrible that you need to make complicated definitions of spamming? How about complaining if you think you're kicked unfairly, then we check the issue and decide if the kicking was ok? I could understand it with banning, but kicking...
[17:32] <+Tev> no, there was no hard limits and mods didn't have to warn
[17:32] <+Naru523> should there be a french england?
[17:32] <+atomic7732> but I also agree with matty's point, ask them to stop don't warn them they are spamming
[17:32] <+Tev> what atomic
[17:32] <+Tev> whats the difference between
[17:32] <+atomic7732> There still aren't hard limits
[17:32] <+Tev> asking them to stop and warning
[17:32] <+Tev> i'm saying there should be hard limits atomic
[17:32] <+atomic7732> warning seems like "stop spamming thanks"
[17:33] <+atomic7732> "could you cut down on the spam?" is more of asking
[17:33] <+matty406> It's just up to how the op operates, some speak in a formal tone, others in an iformal tone.
[17:33] <+Tev> ok leave out the 'thanks' if you'd like...i dont' think it makes a difference tbh :P
[17:33] <+matty406> "Please stop this" is the same as "Stop that now, this is a warning". Just stronger.
[17:33] <+Tev> i don't think it should matter what op says aslong as it is clear.
[17:33] <+matty406> us
[17:33] <+matty406> Yush
[17:33] <+Tev> just 'stop username' shoudl work
[17:33] <+matty406> Yes
[17:33] <+Tev> ok
[17:33] <+matty406> Indeed
[17:34] <+Tev> does anyone...have any other objekshuns
[17:34] <+Tev> darvince
[17:34] <+atomic7732> So in the end no rules are actually changed
[17:34] <+matty406> As long as it's a clear message. If the perpetrator doesn't read it then tough.
[17:34] <+atomic7732> just how ops deal with the rule breakers
[17:34] <+Tev> just make the text colored
[17:34] <+Tev> [17:34] <+atomic7732> just how ops deal with the rule breakers  what does that mean
[17:34] <+atomic7732> That doesn't seem to work well in practice
[17:34] <+matty406> Whatever makes it stand out
[17:34] <+atomic7732> because everyone can talk in color if they feel like it
[17:35] <+matty406> Well sure
[17:35] <+Darvince> what
[17:35] <+matty406> But people usually don;t :P
[17:35] <+Darvince> i'm into'ing productivity
[17:35] <+Tev> do you have any objecshunts
[17:35] <+Tev> to the suggestion
[17:35] <+atomic7732> btw what I mean is, the rule still stands at "Don't spam"
[17:35] <+matty406> Yes
[17:35] <+atomic7732> But ops now have to warn in some way before kicking
[17:36] <+Naru523> southern england is now french
[17:36] <+matty406> Can we just strike a balance here, please?
[17:36] <+matty406> :P
[17:36] <+Tev> and there should be a hard limit, that if exceeded, ops don't need to warn
[17:36] <+Tev> before ban
[17:36] <+matty406> Well let's just put that at screen filling
[17:36] <+matty406> Oh wait
[17:36] <+Tev> i would like it more like 5 lines
[17:36] <+atomic7732> how about something more like...
[17:36] <+atomic7732> I was thinking 10 lines
[17:37] <+Tev> 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10
[17:37] <+atomic7732> possibly more because I'm not that quick
[17:37] <+Tev> 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10
[17:37] <+Tev> 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10
[17:37] <+Tev> that was 3 lines
[17:37] <+Tev> 10 lines is the whole screen
[17:37] <+atomic7732> true
[17:37] <+atomic7732> but what if someone was just spamming "fdjs"
[17:37] <+atomic7732> or "!"
[17:37] <+matty406> Also consider, the line between it making sence and it just being bollocks.
[17:37] <+atomic7732> 10 lines would be smaller
[17:37] <+Tev> why would someone need to say fdjs ten times
[17:38] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> KOLKOLKOL France defeated, Mongolia defeeted, Civ 5 domination victory on emperor difficulty get. >:D
[17:38] <+atomic7732> Why would someone need to say "!" ~50 times
[17:38] <+atomic7732> ask Darvince
[17:38] <+matty406> ...
[17:38] <+matty406> ... Is nonsensical
[17:38] <+Tev> well if they say ! more than 5 times they they should be banned
[17:38] <+matty406> Someone pasting an NS issue for example would be sencsical
[17:38] <+matty406> Not really, Tev, it's on one line
[17:38] <+Tev> yes
[17:39] <+Darvince> !!!!!!
[17:39] <+Tev> so are we setting the hard limit at 5 lines?
[17:39] <+Tev> no
[17:39] <+Darvince> inb4 ban
[17:39] <+Tev> i meant
[17:39] <+Tev> !
[17:39] <+Tev> !
[17:39] <+Tev> !
[17:39] <+Tev> !
[17:39] <+Tev> !
[17:39] <+Tev> is 5 lines
[17:39] <+Tev> 5 !
[17:39] <+atomic7732>  /ban Tev
[17:39] <+matty406> but it wasn't annoying
[17:39] <+atomic7732> 5 "!\n"
[17:39] <+Tev> ok then, let us define this as one line
[17:39] <+Darvince> inb4 120 lines
[17:39] <+Tev> and 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines of 10 lines o
[17:39] <+Tev> as 3 lines
[17:39] <+Darvince> wut
[17:39] <+Darvince> nopw
[17:40] <+atomic7732> no, cause screen width
[17:40] <+Tev> ok
[17:40] <+atomic7732> this is one line
[17:40] <+Tev> well thats where the soft limits and warnings are supposed to do.
[17:40] == Naru523 changed the topic of ##universesandbox to: Everypony, welcome to ##universesandbox: 170% content. | TC Tracking - C2 Tropical Cyclone Lua (60 kts, 975 hPa) Tropical Low 17U (25 kts, 991 hPa) Seriously, watch the SATL | MLP Tracking - 4.2.21: 11 hours? | http://tinyurl.com/ctamstat/ (http://tinyurl.com/ctamstat/)
[17:40] <+Tev> well thats where the soft limits and warnings are supposed to do.
[17:40] <+Darvince> oh god hamster acting like my mother again
[17:40] <+atomic7732> just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one line just as this is one linejust as this is one line
[17:40] <+Naru523> lol
[17:40] <+Darvince> she thinks she's authority
[17:40] <+Darvince> 9.9
[17:40] <+Tev> atomic, so if you have soft limits and mods warning, isn't that solved
[17:41] == atomic7732 changed the topic of ##universesandbox to: Everypony, welcome to ##universesandbox: 170% content. | TC Tracking - C2 Tropical Cyclone Lua (60 kts, 975 hPa) Tropical Low 17U (25 kts, 991 hPa) Seriously, watch the SATL | MLP Tracking - 4.2.22: 7 days | http://tinyurl.com/ctamstat/ (http://tinyurl.com/ctamstat/)
[17:41] <+atomic7732> I guess
[17:41] == Darvince changed the topic of ##universesandbox to: Everypony, welcome to ##universesandbox: 170% content. | TC Tracking - C2 Tropical Cyclone Lua (60 kts, 975 hPa) Tropical Low 17U (25 kts, 991 hPa) Seriously, watch the SATL | MLP Tracking - 4.2.22: 7 days | http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT/ (http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT/)
[17:41] <+Tev> ok
[17:41] <+atomic7732> but only if I think it's the way I am thinking it is
[17:41] <+Tev> what way are you thinking
[17:41] <+matty406> IS THIS WHAT CONGRESS FEELS LIKE
[17:41] <+atomic7732> ^
[17:41] <+Darvince> ^
[17:41] <+atomic7732> I was thinking that earlier
[17:41] <+Tev> we're...making progress
[17:41] <+Tev> nue
[17:41] <+Tev> what way are you thinking
[17:42] <+Tev> [17:41] <+atomic7732> but only if I think it's the way I am thinking it is
[17:42] <+atomic7732> It's kind of hard to describe
[17:42] <+Tev> well think harder then
[17:42] <+Tev> KOL
[17:42] <+atomic7732> It's honestly so similar to the way we handled it before
[17:42] <+atomic7732> that it seems like I'm not understanding you correctly
[17:42] <+matty406> Actually if this were congress we'd just disregard any technological knowledge
[17:42] <+matty406> LETS PUT POLICE
[17:42] <+matty406> IN THE IRC
[17:42] <+Darvince> lol
[17:42] <+Bla|tantlyCiv5> Kol Matty
[17:42] <+atomic7732> YES
[17:42] <+Naru523> ircpolice
[17:42] <+Tev> THE DIFFERENCE HERE
[17:42] * atomic7732 bangs fist on table
[17:43] <+Tev> [17:41] <+atomic7732> but only if I think it's the way I am thinking it is
[17:43] <+Tev> oops
[17:43] <+atomic7732> I THINK THIS SIR IS RIGHT
[17:43] <+Tev> THE DIFFERENCE HERE
[17:43] * atomic7732 points
[17:43] <+matty406> NO ACTUALLY
[17:43] <+Tev> IS THAT there are hard limits
[17:43] * atomic7732 signs the bill
[17:43] <+Tev> and MODS HAVE TO WARN
[17:43] <+matty406> PUT THE FBI ON THIS
[17:43] <+Darvince> AND IF DEY START FILIBUSTERING, DEN ARREST THEM
[17:43] <+Tev> oh god
[17:43] <+Tev> congress is out of control
[17:43] <+Darvince> kol
[17:43] <+Tev> *calls starrie secret police*
[17:43] <+Tev> kill dem awl.
[17:43] <+Naru523> SEND IN THE PARLIMENT
[17:43] <+Naru523> PARLIAMENT
[17:43] <+matty406> WE HAVE AN AGENT IN EVERY ROOM
[17:43] <+Tev> *nukes kongress*
[17:43] <+Tev> ok lets move on
[17:43] <+matty406> IN EVERY CHANNEL
[17:43] <+atomic7732> ouch
[17:44] <+Tev> ./derailed
[17:44] <+Naru523> the parliament said no
[17:44] <+atomic7732> WAIT!
[17:44] <+Naru523> wat do
[17:44] <+matty406> AND ALL IRC SERVERS WILL BE MOVED TO THE FBI BUILDING
[17:44] <+atomic7732> THAT'S CHANSERV!
[17:44] <+Tev> ping me when you people are done
[17:44] <+atomic7732> KILL IT
[17:44] <+matty406> WHERE ALL THE SENT MESSAGES CAN BE READ
[17:44] <+matty406> FOR TERRORISM
[17:44] <+Naru523> we're going to be done in a decade
[17:44] <+matty406> AND COPYRIGHT
[17:44] <+atomic7732> I think we're done here
[17:44] <+Tev> NO
[17:44] <+Tev> when you're done congressing
[17:44] <+Tev> and i can find out how you think
[17:44] <+matty406> Okay sorry. :P
[17:44] <+Tev> its ok :P
[17:44] <+atomic7732> brb
[17:44] <+Tev> so the difference
[17:44] <+Tev> -
[17:45] <+Tev> uhhh ok nue
[17:45] <+Naru523> awkward silence
[17:45] <+Darvince> -
[17:46] <+matty406> I think the Honourable Gentleman has gone into hiding.
[17:46] <+matty406> ./parliament speak
[17:46] <+Tev> atomic, the difference with my suggestion vs old rules, is that there is a hard limit at which a person if definitely breaking rules. the soft limits are so that a person who repeately does borderline hard limit can be asked to stop, and, if necessary, kicked.
[17:46] == Bla|tantlyCiv5 has changed nick to BlaBla44
[17:47] <+Tev> bla has finished civ5
[17:47] <+Tev> it feels like a sunday today
[17:47] <+BlaBla44> AHHHHHHH someone said Sunday!!! x(
[17:47] <+Tev> kol
[17:47] <+Tev> i like sundays *hides*
[17:47] <+BlaBla44> I can feel the radiation from Sunday already, *22:47*
[17:47] <+matty406> I like it if saturdays feel like sundays because sunday is a surprise
[17:47] <+Tev> kol
[17:47] <+BlaBla44> It huuuurrrts.
[17:47] <+Naru523> should cursing be allowed?
[17:47] <+BlaBla44> Yes
[17:48] <+Tev> not too much
[17:48] <+Naru523> okey
[17:48] <+matty406> Of course
[17:48] <+Naru523> Moonday
[17:48] <+Tev> fucking cursing is fucking up my fucking chatlogs because fucking fuckty fucomputer is fuckinotepaddy
[17:48] <+Naru523> Moooooooonday
[17:48] <+Tev> kol
[17:48] <+Naru523> tev, stop being a fiahowl
[17:48] <+Naru523> jk
[17:48] <+Tev> no i'm just demostrating
[17:48] <+Naru523> ik
[17:48] <+Tev> ik too
[17:48] <+Tev> but i poo'd
[17:49] <+BlaBla44> It's not the cursing which is the problem there, it's the fact that you use lots of repetitive adjectives.
[17:49] <+Tev> explosive bla is explosive
[17:49] <+Tev> oshit
[17:49] <+BlaBla44> Boring cursing is making the boring chatlogs boring because boring boring bocomputers are boring!!!
[17:49] <+BlaBla44> :P
[17:49] * BlaBla44 explodes.
[17:49] <+Tev> *pulls out blaspeak translator*
[17:50] <+Tev> hmm apparently bla must be tickled more if i am to take his blapis!
[17:50] <+matty406> That's an explosively explosive explosion that just explade!
[17:50] <+atomic7732> back
[17:50] <+Tev> atomic, the difference with my suggestion vs old rules, is that there is a hard limit at which a person if definitely breaking rules. the soft limits are so that a person who repeately does borderline hard limit can be asked to stop, and, if necessary, kicked.
[17:50] <+Tev> fast typing is fast!
[17:50] <+Tev> jk
[17:50] <+matty406> MASH THE UP KAY INTO OBLIVION
[17:50] <+atomic7732> so if someone went like
[17:50] <+atomic7732> this
[17:50] <+matty406> key
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 17, 2012, 03:11:08 PM
[17:50] <+atomic7732> this
[17:50] <+atomic7732> this
[17:50] <+atomic7732> this
[17:50] <+atomic7732> and then that again
[17:50] <+atomic7732> they would be asked to stop and kicked
[17:51] <+atomic7732> (if they did it a third time?)
[17:51] <+matty406> I think so
[17:51] <+matty406> actually
[17:51] <+BlaBla44> Hey, you're wasting your time making all those super complex rul..... *Looks at Map War 2 Manual* *Hides*
[17:51] <+matty406> um
[17:51] <+Tev> well if they stopped, then they wouldn't be kicked atomic
[17:51] <+Tev> but if they continued they'd be kicked
[17:51] <+Tev> and banned if it was more serious
[17:51] <+matty406> Yus
[17:51] <+Tev> or, if they passed the hard limit, immediate kick
[17:51] <+atomic7732> ok then so the number to remember is 5
[17:51] <+atomic7732> erry1
[17:51] <+Tev> well we haven't decided on it
[17:51] <+Tev> ...nvm
[17:51] <+matty406> hmm
[17:51] <+matty406> 5 seems a bit
[17:51] <+matty406> low
[17:51] <+atomic7732> ^
[17:52] <+Tev> 8 then
[17:52] <+matty406> Because I know I ramble a bit using everal lines.
[17:52] <+atomic7732> The number to remember is not 5 we are discussing it
[17:52] <+matty406> several*
[17:52] <+atomic7732> yes but you're usually referring to a video and quoting it or things like that
[17:52] <+atomic7732> which shouldn't even be considered as spam
[17:52] <+matty406> and sometimes others rambleify
[17:52] <+matty406> aye
[17:52] <+Tev> spam is like
[17:52] <+Tev> not like
[17:52] <+Tev> hi
[17:52] <+Tev> i
[17:52] <+Tev> ated
[17:52] <+Darvince> went is the next update dan
[17:52] <+Tev> an
[17:52] <+Tev> purple
[17:52] <+Tev> apple
[17:52] <+Tev> but more like this:
[17:52] <+Tev> asdf
[17:52] <+Tev> asdf
[17:52] <+Tev> asdf
[17:53] <+Tev> asdf
[17:53] <+Darvince> kolwut
[17:53] <+Tev> shfuave
[17:53] <+Tev> hajkfsl
[17:53] <+Tev> shajfkc
[17:53] <+matty406> absofruitly
[17:53] <+Tev> so there should be more lenience with 1 word lines, and less with sdfjckamlwe
[17:53] <+matty406> yes
[17:53] <+BlaBla44> Leninence?
[17:53] <+Tev> and then bla should be put in a manual
[17:53] <+Darvince> hi i ated a purple apple on sunday with blapis raining for the blacat inside height sagua stomach :)
[17:53] <+Tev> kol bla
[17:53] <+Tev> KOL
[17:53] <+Tev> ICUWUTISUBCONCIOUSLYDIDTHAR
[17:53] <+atomic7732> repeated phrases and gibberish
[17:53] <+Tev> lenient, lenience, LENIN
[17:53] == Fiah [~Stellarga@97-93-9-227.dhcp.snlo.ca.charter.com] has joined ##universesandbox
[17:53] == mode/##universesandbox [+v Fiah] by ChanServ
[17:53] <+Tev> KOLKOLKOL
[17:53] <+Tev> KOLKOLKOL A FIAH
[17:53] <+Fiah> We shall round up the gays and force them to marry the lesbians!
[17:54] <+BlaBla44> Hi Fiah
[17:54] <+Fiah> Jk
[17:54] <+Fiah> HiBla
[17:54] <+Darvince> wtf fiah
[17:54] <+Tev> sounds like your mom
[17:54] <+matty406> Bla's relation with fiah: -94363
[17:54] <+Darvince> my mom is gay
[17:54] <+Fiah> oh god
[17:54] <+atomic7732> I was thinking 10 though
[17:54] <+Darvince> my dad is lesbian
[17:54] == Fiah [~Stellarga@97-93-9-227.dhcp.snlo.ca.charter.com] has quit [Client Quit]
[17:54] <+Darvince> KOL FIAH
[17:54] <+Tev> ^
[17:54] <+BlaBla44> Inb4 the gays make an armed revolution and form http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_land_of_the_red_rainbow (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_land_of_the_red_rainbow) and opress the heretos
[17:54] <+Darvince> ^
[17:54] <+BlaBla44> *heteros, kol
[17:55] <+Tev> inb4 i put bla in a 4 meter deep swimming pool kolkolkol
[17:55] <+BlaBla44> EEEEEEEEE
[17:55] <+Darvince> KOMMUBLAS
[17:55] <+Tev> so if there are no more objekshuns, let us INISHIATE RULES?
[17:55] <+Darvince> i object.
[17:55] <+BlaBla44> I have a subjection.
[17:55] <+Darvince> i propose that skirtists should be subjected to french revolution music.
[17:55] <+Tev> no
[17:55] <+Tev> wiat what bla
[17:55] <+matty406> INITIATE THE TOTALARIANISM
[17:55] <+Darvince> alldaierridai
[17:55] <+matty406> wait what
[17:55] <+Tev> atomic7732
[17:55] <+Tev> [17:55] <+Tev> so if there are no more objekshuns, let us INISHIATE RULES?
[17:55] <+atomic7732> So 10?
[17:56] <+Darvince> no
[17:56] <+Tev> 10 works
[17:56] <+Tev> we can always change it
[17:56] <+Tev> very easily.
[17:56] <+Darvince> erryfing ish liberatarian
[17:56] <+matty406> 10, give or take
[17:56] <+Tev> *throws liberal poo at darvince*
[17:56] <+Darvince> key to don
[17:56] <+matty406> Are we done?
[17:56] <+BlaBla44> Send everyone to gulag, force them to write sensible things 24/7. Problems solved.
[17:56] <+Darvince> key to don
[17:56] <+atomic7732> I think we're done.
[17:56] <+Darvince> kolwut
[17:56] <+BlaBla44> Oh, except me. I'll just police people and chat when I like.
[17:56] <+atomic7732> TO SYNCHTUBE
[17:56] <+Tev> *throws kongress at bla*
[17:56] <+matty406> arliament is ajourned.
[17:56] <+Tev> INB4 PONIES ON SYNCTUBE
[17:56] * matty406 bangs gaville
[17:56] <+Tev> *stays here*
[17:56] <+BlaBla44> *stays there*
[17:57] <+Darvince> kol
[17:57] <+Darvince> tev why do you hate poinies
[17:57] <+Darvince> TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEE
[17:57] <+BlaBla44> I don't.
[17:57] <+Darvince> you're not pierre
[17:57] <+BlaBla44> But I'm not tev either.
[17:57] <+Darvince> you're mikkel
[17:57] <+matty406> US IRC REGULATION ACT is in effect
[17:57] <+Darvince> !
[17:57] <+atomic7732> http://www.synchtube.com/r/atomic7732 (http://www.synchtube.com/r/atomic7732) BlaBla44, Darvince, matty406, Naru523, Tev, Yqt1001
[17:57] <+Darvince> united hamsters of america
[17:57] <+Darvince> oh god
[17:57] <+atomic7732> and you too Chanserv
[17:57] <+Darvince> kol
[17:57] <+atomic7732> GET IN THAR
[17:58] <+Darvince> chanserv is pretty :)
[17:58] <+BlaBla44> Pics or it didn't happen
[17:58] <+matty406> I an assure you
[17:58] <+matty406> It happened
[17:58] <+atomic7732> what didn't happen
[17:58] <+matty406> And it was
[17:58] <+atomic7732> what did happen
[17:58] <+matty406> incredible
[17:58] <+Darvince> shit
[17:58] <+BlaBla44> ChanServ looking pretty.
[17:58] <+Darvince> i dumped all my images into a single folder, and now i'm too lazy to sort them
[17:58] <+Darvince> :|
[17:58] <+atomic7732> synchtube doesn't like to load
[17:58] <+atomic7732> quickly
[17:59] <+BlaBla44> Everyone fled Synchtube? :|
[17:59] <+matty406> yarp
[17:59] <+atomic7732> I logged in
[17:59] <+atomic7732> There we go
[17:59] <+BlaBla44> Kolok
[17:59] <+Darvince> Kolok is pleasant to write
[18:00] <+Tev> [17:57] <+Darvince> tev why do you hate poinies
[18:00] <+Tev> i don't hate ponies
[18:00] <+BlaBla44> Ikr Darvince.
[18:00] <+Tev> but i don't like them either
[18:00] <+Tev> i dont' watch tellievishun
[18:00] <+Tev> i don't watch ponies
[18:00] <+Darvince> well i don't either
[18:00] <+Tev> i sit on the irc all day and watch letters show up on the screen
[18:01] <+matty406> Everyone into synchtube
[18:01] <+matty406> You're going to see magic happen
[18:01] <+Tev> i like saying u hate ponies to watch letters that form funny words and thoughts on the screen
[18:01] <+Tev> i*
[18:01] <+Tev> oshit
[18:01] <+Tev> i'm alone
[18:01] <+Tev> forever
[18:01] <+BlaBla44> Nono, you're just persistently not socially active. :)
[18:01] <+atomic7732> yeah seriously go on the synchtube, at least in 20 minutes
[18:01] <+atomic7732> if you don't want to watch the actual show
[18:03] <+Tev> kolwut
[18:06] <+Tev> dtyfk
[18:06] <+Darvince> i should organise my folders into olddarv and newdarv
[18:06] <+Darvince> kol
[18:07] <+Tev> wtf
[18:08] <+Darvince> derp
[18:08] <+Darvince> holyshit 1.2k images
[18:10] <+atomic7732> matty406 you disconnect'd
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on March 17, 2012, 04:48:55 PM
On the 17th of March, 2012, at 17:56, a set of guidelines were bartered and an agreement was struck. The Universe Sandbox IRC moved to accept and recognise a set of guidelines to ensure the fair and just use of kicks and bans in preventing spam.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 17, 2012, 04:58:43 PM
lets see how long this'll last before nue undergoes mental breakdown and blows up all the rules
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 17, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
lets see how long this'll last before nue undergoes mental breakdown and blows up all the rules
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 17, 2012, 06:03:14 PM
lets see how long this'll last before nue undergoes mental breakdown and blows up all the rules
pretty long if people don't go "poo these rules"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 18, 2012, 10:28:32 AM
[13:27] <+matty406> Hey
[13:27] <+Nuv> HEY MATTY, I'M NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
[13:27] <+BlaBla44> Mattyhey -> Matthey
[13:27] <+Nuv> NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
[13:27] <+Nuv> NEVVER SAY NEEEEEEEVER
[13:27] <+Nuv> OSHIT RICKROLL WAS BIEBER'D
[13:28] <+matty406> wat
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 18, 2012, 10:35:50 AM
so, i herd ur cpas key was brokem
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 20, 2012, 06:07:49 PM
[21:06] <+Darvince> i feel affectionate for ctam
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on March 20, 2012, 08:23:46 PM
[20:22]   matty406   What if my voice is just whte noise? what would you do?
[20:23]   atomic7732   I would be scared.
[20:23]   Naru523   I would pokerface
[20:23]   Fiah   I would scream
[20:23]   atomic7732   Very scared
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on March 20, 2012, 09:18:06 PM
[21:17]   Fiah   I DECLARE NO SAFQS FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on March 21, 2012, 12:54:39 PM
2012/03/21 20:50:52 kiplosion: wow this is extremely cute
2012/03/21 20:52:21 kiplosion: brb need a snack or i might explode from cuteness
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 21, 2012, 07:02:06 PM
the kol police is here

[22:01] <+atomic7732> no it was in a hotel
[22:01] <+atomic7732> lol
[22:01] <+Nuv> .....inb4 'hotel reversi'
[22:01] <+Nuv> kol
[22:01] <+Nuv> NUE
[22:01] <+Nuv> NO LOL'ING ALLOWED
[22:01] <+atomic7732> it was called othello there
[22:01] <+Nuv> ONLY KOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 22, 2012, 12:24:31 AM
<Cipher-0> Failure is not an option! It's bundled with the product.

(in #perl, but I thought it was too funny not to post here)

<mauke>   Oachkatzlschwoaf
<buu>   bless you
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 22, 2012, 09:01:43 PM
[00:00] * Eom touches everyone
[00:00] <+atomic7732> I already did
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 22, 2012, 09:11:24 PM
NO YUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That was replying to Darvince. >:(
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 22, 2012, 09:28:48 PM
[00:28] <+Naru523> the power of poo is with you
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 22, 2012, 09:50:52 PM
[00:50] <+Ponycide> KEEEL
[00:50] <+Ponycide> PONIES
[00:50] <+Naru523> okeh
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on March 24, 2012, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: clockworks
GODDAYM FLIM FLAMMIN ROOTENIN TOOTENIN KFC CHICKEN FINGER LICKIN SOLAR FLARE FLAVAH GOOD
In the us3 screenshot thread.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 24, 2012, 07:10:15 PM
[22:07] <+Eom> atomic7732
[22:07] <+atomic7732> what
[22:07] <+Eom> hi
[22:08] <+Eom> i just wanted to borrow your jastor
[22:08] <+atomic7732> ?
[22:08] <+Eom> your jastor?
[22:08] <+Eom> i'm going to borrow it for a minute
[22:09] <+Eom> atomic7732 , I'M NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
[22:09] <+Eom> NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
[22:09] <+Eom> NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
[22:09] <+Eom> AAWAY?
[22:09] <+Eom> AND
[22:09] <+Eom> DESERT YOU
[22:09] <+Eom> NEVER SAY NEVER
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 08:25:30 AM
[11:22] == Bla|Gaming has changed nick to Ragebla
[11:22] <+Eom> are you best poinie?
[11:22] <+Eom> oshit
[11:23] <+Eom> a ragebla
[11:23] <+Eom> EVEYRONE HIDE
[11:23] * Eom runs for cover
[11:23] <+Ragebla> Ok, FUCK CITIES XL 2012 AND ITS STUPID SAVE SYSTEM. I'VE LOST HOURS OF PROGRESS FROM ACCIDENTALLY LOADING CITIES I TRIED TO OVERWRITE. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[11:23] == Ragebla has changed nick to Bla|Gaming
[11:24] <+Eom> do you mind if i safq that bla|gaming ?
[11:24] <+Bla|Gaming> Uhh... Not really. :P
[11:24] <+matty406> Don't ask just do. :V
[11:24] <+Eom> kol matty
[11:24] <+Bla|Gaming> Kol
[11:24] <+Bla|Gaming> Do you mind if I-- oh wait
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 09:05:59 AM
[12:02] <+BlaBla44> Cu
[12:02] == BlaBla44 [~BlaBla44@0x5da7a152.cpe.ge-0-1-0-1105.aroenqu1.customer.tele.dk] has quit [Quit: Foodism]
[12:02] <+Eom>  byebla
[12:02] <+Eom> ohhh
[12:02] <+Eom> OHHHHHBLABLA
[12:03] <+Eom> NOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:03] <+Eom> HE HAS BEEN EATEN BY YOUR SPIDERCREEPER MATTY
[12:03] <+matty406> FFFFFF
[12:03] <+Eom> I SHALL......KILL IT WITH AN ARROW TO THE 8 KNEES
[12:03] <+matty406> ALL THE KNEES
[12:04] <+matty406> EVER

and the spidercreeper in question

http://matt406.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4tolfb (http://matt406.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4tolfb)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 09:08:08 AM
bong: 'whats rickrolled?"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 25, 2012, 09:08:51 AM
JK
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 09:09:16 AM
jumpy kangaroos
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 09:09:31 AM
just kill (poinies)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 25, 2012, 09:10:09 AM
"Whats' JK' mean?"
-mudkipz

A great hint for darv.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 09:30:24 AM
[12:29] <+BlaBla44> Did it involve one or more universesandboxists turning female? (In other words, the Fiah Syndrome)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 10:28:18 AM
[12:33] <+BlaBla44> Oh kol you safq'd me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on March 25, 2012, 11:03:13 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 25, 2012, 11:19:44 AM
"Whats' JK' mean?"
-mudkipz

A great hint for darv.
#rowling
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 25, 2012, 11:23:44 AM
wtf "rowling" mean? ic it on the irc, but?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 25, 2012, 11:53:56 AM
[12:29] <+BlaBla44> Did it involve one or more universesandboxists turning female? (In other words, the Fiah Syndrome)


* Fiah giggles

Gold.
Silver.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on March 25, 2012, 11:56:31 AM
[12:29] <+BlaBla44> Did it involve one or more universesandboxists turning female? (In other words, the Fiah Syndrome)


* Fiah giggles

Gold.
Silver.
Cu
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 25, 2012, 12:46:47 PM
It won't get anywhere, J...Darv.

hi "J".
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 25, 2012, 01:06:22 PM
[2012-03-25 12:56:14] <Oei> go kill ponies
[2012-03-25 12:56:19] =-= Iog is now known as Tev
[2012-03-25 12:56:21] <Tev> no
[2012-03-25 12:56:24] * Oei licks Tev
[2012-03-25 12:56:48] * Tev licks Oei
[2012-03-25 12:57:22] <matty406> lick ponies
[2012-03-25 12:57:22] * Oei licks Tev very much
[2012-03-25 12:57:32] * Tev licks Oei very very much
[2012-03-25 12:57:42] * Oei licks Tev very quickly
[2012-03-25 12:57:52] * Tev licks Oei extremely quickly
[2012-03-25 12:58:06] * Oei licks Tev with sharp :)
[2012-03-25 12:58:06] <matty406> We must go to the moon and mine all the cheese.
[2012-03-25 12:58:18] * Tev licks Oei with sharpest :)
[2012-03-25 12:58:28] * Oei licks Tev with nuebomb
[2012-03-25 12:58:42] * Tev licks Oei with ponybomb
[2012-03-25 12:58:44] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 12:58:45] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 12:58:46] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 12:58:47] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 12:58:48] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 12:58:53] <matty406> Rainbow cannon
[2012-03-25 12:58:56] * Oei licks Tev
[2012-03-25 12:59:20] * Tev licks Oei with orbital friendship kanun
[2012-03-25 12:59:53] * Oei licks Tev and sinks friend*ship* with dolphin torpedo
[2012-03-25 13:00:06] <Tev> oshit
[2012-03-25 13:00:12] * Tev licks Oei with enemyship
[2012-03-25 13:00:13] <atomic7732> http://paleosteno.tumblr.com/post/19903129756/spikedthedragon-thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis (http://paleosteno.tumblr.com/post/19903129756/spikedthedragon-thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis)
[2012-03-25 13:00:28] * Oei licks Tev with nuclearpoo
[2012-03-25 13:00:40] * Tev licks Oei with transparent poo
[2012-03-25 13:00:52] * Oei licks Tev with tongue
[2012-03-25 13:01:12] * Tev licks Oei with tons of emus
[2012-03-25 13:01:23] * Oei licks Tev's skin off
[2012-03-25 13:01:30] <Oei> sounds painful
[2012-03-25 13:01:32] * atomic7732 records whole scene
[2012-03-25 13:01:40] <Oei> oshit
[2012-03-25 13:01:54] * Tev licks Oei with skin
[2012-03-25 13:02:13] * Oei licks Tev twice
[2012-03-25 13:02:24] * Tev licks Oei thrice
[2012-03-25 13:02:24] * atomic7732 continues recording
[2012-03-25 13:02:46] * Oei licks atomic7732 with Tev's tongue
[2012-03-25 13:02:51] * Oei atoxdar
[2012-03-25 13:03:02] =-= Tev is now known as Darvince
[2012-03-25 13:03:04] <atomic7732> I'm surprised it didn't degrade to this earlier
[2012-03-25 13:03:09] <Oei> kol
[2012-03-25 13:03:11] <atomic7732> Good job
[2012-03-25 13:03:14] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 13:03:15] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 13:03:15] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 13:03:16] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 13:03:17] <Oei> KILL PONIES
[2012-03-25 13:03:18] * Darvince licks atomic7732 with my tongue
[2012-03-25 13:03:20] <Oei> kolwut
[2012-03-25 13:03:23] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-25 13:03:27] * Oei licks atomic7732 with forked rongue
[2012-03-25 13:03:28] <Oei> mmmmmm
[2012-03-25 13:03:31] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-25 13:03:51] <atomic7732> SNNNNAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOHHHHHH IIIIIIIIITTTTT'SSSS AAAAA NNNNNSSSSSAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEE
[2012-03-25 13:03:52] <atomic7732> nsake
[2012-03-25 13:03:53] <atomic7732> wat
[2012-03-25 13:04:00] * Darvince licks Oei with darbabby
[2012-03-25 13:04:02] * Oei swallows atomic whole for fun
[2012-03-25 13:04:08] <atomic7732> badger badger bader badger mushroom mushroom
[2012-03-25 13:04:09] * Darvince jumps inside Oei
[2012-03-25 13:04:10] * Oei kiplodes darvince
[2012-03-25 13:04:11] <Oei> wat
[2012-03-25 13:04:19] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-25 13:04:27] * Darvince kisses atomic inside oeistomach
[2012-03-25 13:04:30] * Oei decides to digest darvince inside him
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 05:55:21 PM
[20:54] <+atomic7732> WHAT DID YOU DO
[20:54] <+atomic7732> TELL MEEEEEEEEE
[20:54] <+Darvince> i cried
[20:54] <+Narfood> crying
[20:54] <+Yhm> killed a pony
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 25, 2012, 06:16:25 PM
[21:14] <+a7732|hw> I honestly liked the non-pony killing kipz
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 26, 2012, 02:59:49 PM
[17:51] <+a7732|afk> and I will be extremely happy
[17:52] <+CateArcher> lol
[17:52] <+CateArcher> Btw, can you read my posts?
[17:52] <+CateArcher> I'm unsure
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[17:53] <+Yhm> i already question your sanity nue
[17:53] <+Yqt1001> I just got incredibly lucky in my Muscowy game :P
[17:54] <+CateArcher> CAN YOU SEE MY POSTS?
[17:54] <+Yhm> musCOWy
[17:54] <+Yhm> kol
[17:54] <+CateArcher> None of you are responding to me
[17:54] <+Yqt1001> inherited like all Russian minors pretty much doubling my size and giving me most of everything needed to form Russia :P http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll316/un1_2008/EU3/lolwin01.jpg (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll316/un1_2008/EU3/lolwin01.jpg)
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[17:54] <+Yhm> looks inheritish
[17:55] <+Yhm> hi matty
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[17:55] <+Deoxy99> Do you read me?
[17:56] <+Deoxy99> Can you read me?
[17:56] <+Yhm> wow chat is silent
[17:56] <+Deoxy99> It is!
[17:56] <+Yhm> jk i could see all your messages deoxy :P
[17:56] <+Deoxy99> Yhm
[17:56] <+Yhm> kol
[17:56] <+Deoxy99> okay
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: deoxy99 on March 26, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
Ahh, thanks for proving that for me.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 26, 2012, 05:06:36 PM
[20:05] <+Yhm> 3D PONY PORN
[20:05] <+Yhm> WHEEEE
[20:05] <+Deoxy99> Indeed
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 26, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
[19:50]   <poniponi>   kol
[19:50]   * poniponiponi   is looking for a quote to safq
[19:51]   <Gkn>   don't bother, you'll end up quoting ponyporn
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 26, 2012, 07:52:51 PM
<matty406>   As of the 25th* of March the IRC is a den of sin and depravity.

* Fix'd a mistake that he later corrected himself.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 26, 2012, 09:33:20 PM
lol scarred for life by ubox irc
I find this ironic at this time.

Okay then, I'll talk about porn.
Oh have times changed... Have times changed...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 26, 2012, 10:40:25 PM
stop clopping

I haven't changed...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on March 26, 2012, 10:45:41 PM
[22:42]   Fiah   Fiah is typing the first thing that comes to mind
[22:42]   Fiah   Yes I am now
[22:42]   Fiah   I want to hug naru but sadly...
[22:42]   atomic7732   no uuuuuuuuuuuu
[22:43]   Fiah   
[22:43]   atomic7732   stop bmaking sensen
[22:43]   Capitan_Anoi   atomic you are a sen-sei
[22:43]   Fiah   I wan to be a girl and hug naru all night and have sex with him always
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on March 26, 2012, 10:48:58 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 27, 2012, 06:19:37 AM
stop clopping

I haven't changed...
stop telling me to stop doing something that I'm not even doing.

I never said you did.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 31, 2012, 05:26:25 PM
mattywisdom


atomic7732: brb
and kip give me star
kipkipkip: what
give you what
GIVE YOU WAT
I'LL GIVE YOU POO
matty406: (That means no)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on April 01, 2012, 12:56:59 PM
[2012-04-01 12:26:20] =-= YOU are now known as TwoilghtSperkuhl
[2012-04-01 12:26:30] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> durr
[2012-04-01 12:26:38] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> reeding
[2012-04-01 12:27:11] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> is fur reeds
[2012-04-01 12:27:35] <BlaBla44> Hurr
[2012-04-01 12:27:40] <BlaBla44> typing
[2012-04-01 12:27:42] <BlaBla44> is fur types
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[2012-04-01 12:28:18] <BlaBla44> Hifiah
[2012-04-01 12:28:21] <PlazmahStah> Hi
[2012-04-01 12:28:31] =-= PlazmahStah is now known as Fiah
[2012-04-01 12:28:59] <Fiah> Nobody is crafting?
[2012-04-01 12:29:04] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> <irrelevant youtube link>
[2012-04-01 12:29:07] <Fiah> Bla
[2012-04-01 12:29:12] <Fiah> BlaBla44
[2012-04-01 12:29:17] <Fiah> I built three settlements
[2012-04-01 12:29:20] <BlaBla44> Nice
[2012-04-01 12:29:31] <Fiah> South Port Ann
[2012-04-01 12:29:31] <BlaBla44> And I, Ventus, Matty and Smjjames are Blacrafting.
[2012-04-01 12:29:41] =-= BlaBla44 is now known as Bla|craft
[2012-04-01 12:29:47] <Fiah> Bridgefield
[2012-04-01 12:29:58] <Fiah> And New Uprising
[2012-04-01 12:30:16] <Fiah> Revolt and New Uprising xD
[2012-04-01 12:30:19] <Bla|craft> :P
[2012-04-01 12:30:22] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tevzU6br1r71sk3o2_500.png (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tevzU6br1r71sk3o2_500.png)
[2012-04-01 12:30:34] <Darvince> noone should blacraft
[2012-04-01 12:30:34] <Bla|craft> How about Old Downfalling?
[2012-04-01 12:30:36] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> rayndrup tekl me
[2012-04-01 12:30:38] <Darvince> blacrafting is illegal
[2012-04-01 12:30:39] <Darvince> !
[2012-04-01 12:30:41] <Fiah> Lol bla
[2012-04-01 12:30:51] * Bla|craft tickles Darvince to death.
[2012-04-01 12:31:48] =-= Lowdee is now known as Narcraft
[2012-04-01 12:31:58] <Fiah> Revolt City, New Uprising, Downfall, Red Cherry Mountain
[2012-04-01 12:32:02] <Darvince> old byzantium
[2012-04-01 12:32:06] <Fiah> I've picked their places already
[2012-04-01 12:32:10] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> greeen cheeries
[2012-04-01 12:32:16] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> ghrrrrreeeeeen
[2012-04-01 12:32:17] <Fiah> lol
[2012-04-01 12:32:23] * Bla|craft noms an atomelon
[2012-04-01 12:32:28] <Fiah> You all know where Revolt is
[2012-04-01 12:32:32] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> wh atomentlon
[2012-04-01 12:32:40] * Darvince noms on atomelons
[2012-04-01 12:32:47] * Darvince gives TwoilghtSperkuhl a brain
[2012-04-01 12:32:59] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> thys book tell no attomentolns
[2012-04-01 12:33:46] <TwoilghtSperkuhl>  nesn esyklopegyuh entreé
[2012-04-01 12:33:55] <Darvince> wtf are you dóíng
[2012-04-01 12:34:09] <Bla|craft> Hé's Frenchïng
[2012-04-01 12:34:25] <Darvince> téééééééééèèèèèèèèèèëëëëëëëëëëëëël méééééé
[2012-04-01 12:34:30] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> L'Octane
[2012-04-01 12:34:36] <Bla|craft> Hallo mein Name ist Mikkel und ich bin siebzehn Jahre alt
[2012-04-01 12:34:46] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> awgat
[2012-04-01 12:34:50] <Fiah> New Uprising is in a river flowing between a sea and an ocean "(xample, where the capital of the Byzantine empire was) Downfall is near the jungle, and Red Cherry Mountain is on a mountain
[2012-04-01 12:35:01] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> i do onyl equetriun
[2012-04-01 12:35:02] <Bla|craft> Vielleicht habe ich Sauerkrautz in meinen Lederhosen
[2012-04-01 12:35:27] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> wgath tudis lanurnge frngerisdan
[2012-04-01 12:35:43] <Narcraft> except the strait isn't a river, fiah
[2012-04-01 12:35:44] <Fiah> Downvolt is near a delta
[2012-04-01 12:35:47] <marty406> Sparlight Twikle
[2012-04-01 12:36:01] <Fiah> Naru it's a different place
[2012-04-01 12:36:03] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> evgsaktly!
[2012-04-01 12:36:03] =-= marty406 is now known as Opplejunk
[2012-04-01 12:36:11] <Narcraft> I'm talking about Istanbul
[2012-04-01 12:36:15] <Fiah> Ah
[2012-04-01 12:36:18] <Fiah> Similar anyways
[2012-04-01 12:36:22] <Fiah> Best comparison
[2012-04-01 12:36:28] <Narcraft> the Bosphorus straight
[2012-04-01 12:36:33] <Narcraft> strait
[2012-04-01 12:36:37] <Fiah> Unless you want to use niagara falls as an example
[2012-04-01 12:36:40] <Opplejunk> Ehey Twoilght dow yuo wants soem aples?
[2012-04-01 12:36:46] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> Hahyyyyy iut's yuuo oopplejunk!
[2012-04-01 12:36:48] <Narcraft> I want some naples
[2012-04-01 12:37:09] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> yhea iu;kll tayke soem apllas
[2012-04-01 12:37:28] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> ononomonomnmonmnmonmnmnmnononnmonmnomom
[2012-04-01 12:37:45] <Fiah> Bob City is on a peninsula
[2012-04-01 12:37:57] <Fiah> Yes
[2012-04-01 12:37:59] <Fiah> Bob coty
[2012-04-01 12:38:01] <Fiah> City
[2012-04-01 12:38:04] <Fiah> Bob City
[2012-04-01 12:38:37] <Fiah> Bliesalus Oleni Bivvink City
[2012-04-01 12:38:43] <Fiah> Bob City for short
[2012-04-01 12:38:48] <Fiah> Or Bliesalus
[2012-04-01 12:39:46] =-= Darvince is now known as Errrrtiy
[2012-04-01 12:40:16] <Opplejunk> Ohuy Errrrtiry!
[2012-04-01 12:40:28] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> haiw ar yuou
[2012-04-01 12:40:33] <Opplejunk> waht aer oyu doging?
[2012-04-01 12:41:04] <Bla|craft> Kol Opplejunk what have you gang in. xD
[2012-04-01 12:41:36] <Opplejunk> are yoy snacking abort?
[2012-04-01 12:41:41] <Errrrtiy> ib bwwwkuung a drse
[2012-04-01 12:41:45] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> Spbeek clrrearly plesae in equetrian bercuake i  du nato undranstand
[2012-04-01 12:42:23] <Errrrtiy> Hwoi ara yyu sapokign?
[2012-04-01 12:42:24] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> bwayking a drse?!?! in tnad uvan>>>?
[2012-04-01 12:42:30] <Opplejunk> wort?
[2012-04-01 12:42:49] <Errrrtiy> nnnnu i''''''''mm mmmmakgin a   drsse
[2012-04-01 12:43:03] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> fuhr whu
[2012-04-01 12:44:24] * Yqt|intoeu3 declares 1602 the year of the crusades!
[2012-04-01 12:44:33] <Yqt|intoeu3> the year Russia will start its conquest of the middle east :P
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[2012-04-01 12:44:45] <Yqt|intoeu3> since 1650 is when we loose the crusade casus belli :/
[2012-04-01 12:45:01] =-= YOU are now known as atomic7732
[2012-04-01 12:45:02] <atomic7732> loose
[2012-04-01 12:45:05] <atomic7732> tight
[2012-04-01 12:45:24] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v Arrow_McKnee by ChanServ
[2012-04-01 12:45:26] |<-- Opplejunk has left freenode (Disconnected by services)
[2012-04-01 12:45:34] =-= Arrow_McKnee is now known as Oppljunk
[2012-04-01 12:45:37] <Oppljunk> Ohr nuuuuuuu
[2012-04-01 12:45:41] <atomic7732> oic
[2012-04-01 12:45:43] <Oppljunk> wut hapenede
[2012-04-01 12:45:50] =-= YOU are now known as TwoilghtSperkuhl
[2012-04-01 12:46:10] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> ii wentd do th rom to get a druigkn
[2012-04-01 12:46:45] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> i belevie is calld e kichuhnne
[2012-04-01 12:47:18] <Oppljunk> Waitr yuo ahve a kithren in ouyr treee?
[2012-04-01 12:47:34] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> yeha atotalyy
[2012-04-01 12:47:54] <Oppljunk> owhw coem i've nevar sehn eet?
[2012-04-01 12:48:27] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> erhtm then weher didt i go too
[2012-04-01 12:48:47] <Oppljunk> i durnoi
[2012-04-01 12:48:52] <Oppljunk> wuut
[2012-04-01 12:48:58] <Errrrtiy> whwhahtu areu dddddddnoing
[2012-04-01 12:49:25] <Oppljunk> Rortor wehr ist Twolot's kithurn?
[2012-04-01 12:49:29] =-= Bla|craft is now known as RainblaDash
[2012-04-01 12:49:31] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> geet oaht uvf hear anf baeyk yur drsses
[2012-04-01 12:50:07] <Oppljunk> Tweleet yor aher bing nasty
[2012-04-01 12:50:12] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> aym tryting tod reedn
[2012-04-01 12:50:13] <Oppljunk> To rotor
[2012-04-01 12:50:22] =-= RainblaDash is now known as RainblawDash
[2012-04-01 12:50:22] * TwoilghtSperkuhl holds book upside down
[2012-04-01 12:50:34] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> see id stays trigh herde
[2012-04-01 12:50:37] * RainblawDash holds book leftside up
[2012-04-01 12:51:10] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> "Yrll Riorteeh go to awawi"
[2012-04-01 12:51:44] <Oppljunk> twotlot waht hapend to frendsheep?
[2012-04-01 12:52:15] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> frend sheep? i don even luek sheep
[2012-04-01 12:52:26] <Oppljunk> :O
[2012-04-01 12:53:24] =-= Errrrtiy is now known as non-gibberish
[2012-04-01 12:53:28] <non-gibberish> this is madness
[2012-04-01 12:53:37] <RainblawDash> ohlamb
[2012-04-01 12:53:43] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> heyy dahs keehk roirtea aout ov heear
[2012-04-01 12:53:58] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> yoru aoogod ad thahd stygff
[2012-04-01 12:54:10] <Oppljunk> Godbey twatlite ahm goins te seee Apelblom
[2012-04-01 12:54:29] <TwoilghtSperkuhl> okky gouudnigh
[2012-04-01 12:54:40] * TwoilghtSperkuhl falls over
[2012-04-01 12:54:47] <non-gibberish> wt5f
[2012-04-01 12:54:49] =-= YOU are now known as atomic7732
[2012-04-01 12:54:52] <atomic7732> iunno
[2012-04-01 12:54:54] =-= Oppljunk is now known as matty406
[2012-04-01 12:54:57] <matty406> fukken saved
[2012-04-01 12:55:08] <non-gibberish> NUE GO ON INTERGUILD
[2012-04-01 12:55:14] <atomic7732> no
[2012-04-01 12:55:16] <non-gibberish> IT IS AWL FANCIE
[2012-04-01 12:55:17] * matty406 saves log
[2012-04-01 12:55:18] <non-gibberish> !
[2012-04-01 12:55:23] * atomic7732 logs log
[2012-04-01 12:55:33] * non-gibberish Iogs logs
[2012-04-01 12:56:12] * RainblawDash locks logs
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 01, 2012, 04:20:06 PM
um, spcificly?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 01, 2012, 04:21:17 PM
um, spcificly?
Everything I said.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 01, 2012, 05:06:56 PM
[20:05] <+Bla|craft> I want everything
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 01, 2012, 05:22:04 PM
Stop it Bla, your scaring me. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 02, 2012, 12:29:17 PM
Quote from: Comrade Mudkipz
i don't mean to stereotype, but all communists are nummy
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 03, 2012, 04:06:25 AM
Why yes my good colt.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 03, 2012, 04:27:25 AM
mudkipz: Whats he doing?
me: He's gesticulating.
mudkipz: bong, stop using such advance words. Where'd you learn them anyways?
me: Books.

silence

Suddenly: bong: Aviators!
mudkipz: oh! That's the book./me laughs*1billion
mudkipz: oh, that's the horrible music.

Don't explode darvince
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on April 03, 2012, 06:17:47 AM
mudkipz: oh, that's the horrible music.
HOW DAREST THOU!?!?!?!  >:(
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 03, 2012, 06:28:56 AM
[09:19] == atomic7732 [~chatzilla@unaffiliated/atomic7732] has joined ##universesandbox
[09:19] == mode/##universesandbox [+v atomic7732] by ChanServ
[09:19] <+Iog> hi atomic
[09:19] <+Iog> i think you are 2 phemies today.
[09:20] <+atomic7732> hi what
[09:20] <+Iog> you are two phemies today
[09:20] <+Iog> as a consequence of apple muder.!
[09:21] <+atomic7732> what
[09:22] <+atomic7732> I do not murder apples
[09:22] <+Iog> well then where did you get the phemies other than murder the apples
[09:22] <+Iog> i have got the evidenced!
[09:23] <+atomic7732> show me your evidence!
[09:24] <+Iog> the phemies, you have two
[09:24] <+Iog> the proof is here
[09:24] <+atomic7732> where is here
[09:25] <+Iog> you is here. you is here with two phemies
[09:25] <+Iog> why you murder apple
[09:25] <+atomic7732> objection!
[09:25] <+atomic7732> what is these phemy you speak of
[09:25] <+Iog> you kill apple and then get phemies
[09:25] <+Iog> tell me, why you do that
[09:26] * atomic7732 facehoofs
[09:26] <+atomic7732> I need to get ready
[09:26] <+Iog> to murder more apples!
[09:26] <+atomic7732> no
[09:26] <+Iog> this will not do, return the phemies to me
[09:26] <+atomic7732> for crappy school
[09:26] * atomic7732 gives you phemies
[09:27] == matty_StillMad has changed nick to Oppljunk
[09:27] <+Iog> those are not apple phemies
[09:27] <+Iog> these are pear phemies
[09:27] <+Iog> why you kill pear too!
[09:27] <+atomic7732> I don't have apple phemies!
[09:27] <Oppljunk> Ai sor heem mureder the soles
[09:27] <+atomic7732> Or pear phemies!
[09:27] <+Iog> you just show me apple phemie i saw
[09:27] <+atomic7732> I just found them lying on the ground!Q
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 03, 2012, 10:50:49 AM
<Matty406> http://oi39.tinypic.com/1snmn6.jpg (http://oi39.tinypic.com/1snmn6.jpg)
<Bla|craft> I wonder if the colors go through the skin and intoxicate you. :|
<Matty406> Well I can't feel my legs but it was worth it.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 03, 2012, 11:16:23 AM
KOL skirty actually talks about me irl?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 03, 2012, 02:54:59 PM
KOL skirty actually talks about me irl?
Every morning I spend 8 minutes discussing you with two of my plants.  :-[

Maybe Skirt wants to join us?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 03, 2012, 03:03:01 PM
Oshii-
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 03, 2012, 03:19:56 PM
yeas darvince shall be slave :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 04, 2012, 07:41:11 AM
I didn't know you let museums buy chunks of you, bla. :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 04, 2012, 07:43:50 AM
me commenting on bla while he updated the mw2 spreadsheet

blabla427 has opened the document.
me: KOL THIS THING IS YUM
notes are cute too
are you real?
oshit bla doing maths
what is this
oshitoshitoshitoshitoshit
BLA DO THE POO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP RICK ASTLEY
inb4 bla reads this
inb4 bla replys to this
inb4 blagic
BLAAAAAAAAAAAA DO THE MAGI
C
WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE V
I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED
.........................
ok
icwutudidthar
are those the trade thingies
because that would be sad
me too
why don't you whack a pony
oh i see, that's tech
THE FIRST COLLUMN OF NOTES IS TECH
I SEE WHAT YOU DID BLA
I SEE
a, what does a men
so how many ponies do you kill daily
i think you should stop
ponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponyponypony
can you give me like 9000 production
that'd be a really cool idea
pweaseeeeeeee
zomg magick
AWWW
you need to make it
NIEN FOUSAND
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ok bla, stop amusing me
thats right
poooooooooooo
KEKEKE
TECHNAWLOGIES
can i learn about
bla
i am your father
blaluke'd
waitwut
me: ...kol were you reading the chat the whole way throguh
or wut
blabla427: No, I just czeched it because I suspected that you would poo in it.
blabla427: Kolurinsane.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 04, 2012, 08:02:08 AM
waitwut
blabla427: Kolurinsane.
me: ...kol were you reading the chat the whole way throguh
or wut
blabla427: No, I just czeched it because I suspected that you would poo in it.

Fix'd
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 04, 2012, 08:05:17 AM
Blalogic:


[11:15] <+BlaBla44> 4: Now it's round 30 and I have updated your free tech to 130 for this round. Your tech won't change for this round no matter what you do.
[11:15] <+Yhm> even if i poo?
[11:15] <+BlaBla44> Yes.
[11:15] <+Yhm> what a cool story brother.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 04, 2012, 12:05:54 PM
hyperactivebla is hyperactive


[15:04] <+BlaBla44> Hihihi
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 04, 2012, 12:06:11 PM
naru tried the same but forgot how to spell


[15:05] <+Narfood> hihihihihihiihihih Ih ih ih ih ih ih ih ihih
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 04, 2012, 03:15:14 PM
bla can you make subsub divisions? my life would be complete if you did
Actually I was considering doing that inside Blanaxon, I even got to draw some 1px borders but wasn't that happy with them. Kol.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 05, 2012, 10:29:16 AM
'lets go, pinkie', midkipz
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 05, 2012, 10:33:07 AM
kolwut
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on April 05, 2012, 02:58:38 PM
'lets go, pinkie', midkipz
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 05, 2012, 07:51:10 PM
Pink bouncy mushrooms in Supper Mario Bros New (I think).

-No comment-

/end disscussion
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 06, 2012, 02:20:24 AM
4 hours ago: Aeridani was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on April 06, 2012, 08:51:40 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on April 06, 2012, 08:52:28 AM
Kill it with water!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 06, 2012, 09:15:02 AM
inb4 blaraig
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on April 06, 2012, 09:56:57 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 06, 2012, 10:15:50 AM
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
what a tragedy
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on April 06, 2012, 10:17:17 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 06, 2012, 10:19:19 AM
.....thread derailed
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 06, 2012, 11:09:22 AM
Kolok *highfours* ...Sorry but I only have four fingers currently, my next shipment of spare fingers won't arrive before Wednesday.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 09, 2012, 12:07:36 PM
[15:04] <+Gkn> FIAHOWL TELL ME
[15:04] <+Gkn> TELL ME YOUR INNERMOST SECRETS
[15:05] <+Gkn> please?
[15:05] <+FiahOwl> Fine
[15:05] <+FiahOwl> My innermost secret is...
[15:06] <+FiahOwl> I'm a girl
[15:06] <+Gkn> wow
[15:06] <+Gkn> impresssive
[15:06] <+Gkn> may i tell the world
[15:07] <+FiahOwl> Yeah
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on April 15, 2012, 12:27:57 AM
Darvince   you are capitalist conservative christian authoritarian aren't you gkn
   Gkn   yes
            inb4 safq's
            inb4 blaraig
            *hides in corner*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 18, 2012, 10:28:07 PM
[2012-04-18 22:05:44] -->| BlaBla44 (~BlaBla44@0x5da7a152.cpe.ge-0-1-0-1105.aroenqu1.customer.tele.dk) has joined ##universesandbox
[2012-04-18 22:05:44] =-= Mode ##universesandbox +v BlaBla44 by ChanServ
[2012-04-18 22:05:49] <BlaBla44> Hithar.
[2012-04-18 22:06:51] =-= Dar|eu3 has changed the topic to ``nuggets, welcome to ##nuggets: 170% nuggety | Tropics - Tropical Nugget | MLN - 4.N.N - 3 nuggets | http://tinyurl.com/NUGGET (http://tinyurl.com/NUGGET) | Renugget: nugget, HSFim, nuggetisms, Nugget | Redeo: Get Nugget Elite 2 when it comes out. And shoot nuggets in the nugget in it.''
[2012-04-18 22:06:58] <Dar|eu3> nuggetified the nuggetopic
[2012-04-18 22:07:05] <Naru523> ohi
[2012-04-18 22:07:06] =-= Dar|eu3 has changed the topic to ``Nuggets, welcome to ##nuggets: 170% nuggety | Tropics - Tropical Nugget | MLN - 4.N.N - 3 nuggets | http://tinyurl.com/NUGGET (http://tinyurl.com/NUGGET) | Renugget: nugget, HSFim, nuggetisms, Nugget | Redeo: Get Nugget Elite 2 when it comes out. And shoot nuggets in the nugget in it.''
[2012-04-18 22:07:28] <Dar|eu3> hitharblar
[2012-04-18 22:07:34] <BlaBla44> Hithardar
[2012-04-18 22:07:39] =-= YOU are now known as Nugget|eu3
[2012-04-18 22:07:44] <Nugget|eu3> NUGGETS
[2012-04-18 22:07:52] <atomic7732> ok darv, replace it
[2012-04-18 22:07:54] <atomic7732> ...
[2012-04-18 22:07:55] =-= YOU are now known as chickenugget
[2012-04-18 22:08:02] <chickenugget> okokok
[2012-04-18 22:08:16] <chickenugget> this shall forever be safq'd
[2012-04-18 22:08:23] <atomic7732> so how's your guys's next week?
[2012-04-18 22:08:28] <chickenugget> nuggety
[2012-04-18 22:08:32] <atomic7732> I've got late start Tuesday
[2012-04-18 22:08:35] <atomic7732> and no school Friday
[2012-04-18 22:08:42] =-= chickenugget has changed the topic to ``Everypony, welcome to ##universesandbox: 170% content | Tropics - Tropical Low (1006 hPa) | MLP - 4.2.25 - 3 days | http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT (http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT) | Retwinder: picture, HSFiM, mod update, Symbols | Redeo: Get Sniper Elite 2 when it comes out. And shoot someone in the balls in it.''
[2012-04-18 22:09:13] =-= atomic7732 has changed the topic to ``Everypony, welcome to ##universesandbox: 170% content | Tropics - Tropical Low (1006 hPa) | MLP - 4.2.25 - 3 days | http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT (http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT) | Retwinder: pic, HSFiM, Symbols | Redeo: Get Sniper Elite 2''
[2012-04-18 22:09:15] <chickenugget> my next week has nothing interesting other than the choir is doing a performance soon so there's not as much classes
[2012-04-18 22:09:17] <atomic7732> shortified
[2012-04-18 22:09:38] <atomic7732> I only have a month and a half
[2012-04-18 22:09:43] <atomic7732> I NEED to work on HSFiM
[2012-04-18 22:10:16] <atomic7732> who knows when SE2 comes out
[2012-04-18 22:10:26] <atomic7732> it could come out in 5 months and deo expects it to be up there that long
[2012-04-18 22:11:10] =-= Naru523 has changed the topic to ``Everypony, welcome to ##universesandbox: 170% content | Tropics - Tropical Low (1006 hPa) | MLP - 4.2.25 - 3 days | http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT (http://tinyurl.com/CTAMSTAT) | Retwinder: pic, HSFiM, Symbols | Redeo: Get Sniper Elite 2 | Reminar: maek Middle East vs. Israel in SP2''
[2012-04-18 22:11:27] <Naru523> i have testing for math and english on next monday n' tuesday
[2012-04-18 22:11:32] <Naru523> respectively
[2012-04-18 22:12:03] <chickenugget> respectively, you are all chicken nuggets
[2012-04-18 22:12:07] <chickenugget> except for bla
[2012-04-18 22:12:12] <chickenugget> because he's healthier
[2012-04-18 22:12:15] <atomic7732> I despise the word respectively
[2012-04-18 22:12:17] <Naru523> no
[2012-04-18 22:12:20] <Naru523> I AM A FRIED CHICKEN NUGGET
[2012-04-18 22:12:22] <Naru523> GTFO
[2012-04-18 22:12:33] <atomic7732> I always wanted a word that was used the way respectively is
[2012-04-18 22:12:33] <chickenugget> okokokokok fine respectively
[2012-04-18 22:12:38] <chickenugget> jk
[2012-04-18 22:12:44] <chickenugget> define respect
[2012-04-18 22:12:47] <atomic7732> but once I found it was on about every wikipedia article, at least twice...
[2012-04-18 22:12:49] <chickenugget> DEFINE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
[2012-04-18 22:12:55] <chickenugget> OR I KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU
[2012-04-18 22:12:56] <atomic7732> and kept reading it
[2012-04-18 22:12:58] <atomic7732> over and over again
[2012-04-18 22:13:00] <atomic7732> it got old
[2012-04-18 22:13:07] <chickenugget> no it got nue
[2012-04-18 22:13:12] <chickenugget> punpunpun
[2012-04-18 22:13:13] <atomic7732> no it got dar
[2012-04-18 22:13:22] =-= YOU are now known as Nuedar
[2012-04-18 22:13:24] <Nuedar> ohonhonhon
[2012-04-18 22:13:43] =-= atomic7732 is now known as NuedarForevar
[2012-04-18 22:13:53] <Nuedar> uHHH,
[2012-04-18 22:13:55] <Naru523> i approve
[2012-04-18 22:13:56] <NuedarForevar> <3
[2012-04-18 22:13:59] <Naru523> inb4 safq
[2012-04-18 22:14:03] <Nuedar> ^
[2012-04-18 22:14:08] <NuedarForevar> <)
[2012-04-18 22:14:08] <Nuedar> wheee safq
[2012-04-18 22:14:10] <NuedarForevar> mmm pizza
[2012-04-18 22:14:12] <NuedarForevar> nummy
[2012-04-18 22:14:17] =-= YOU are now known as Nuedarpisa
[2012-04-18 22:14:17] <NuedarForevar> that looks bad in Nyala
[2012-04-18 22:14:20] <NuedarForevar> XD
[2012-04-18 22:14:24] =-= Naru523 is now known as NarPisaFarEvar
[2012-04-18 22:14:28] <Nuedarpisa> uhh
[2012-04-18 22:14:40] =-= YOU are now known as Nuedar
[2012-04-18 22:14:43] <NuedarForevar>    Nick NuedarForevar is now registered to your account.
[2012-04-18 22:14:45] =-= NarPisaFarEvar is now known as Darnue
[2012-04-18 22:14:48] <Nuedar> OSHIT
[2012-04-18 22:14:50] <Darnue> inb4
[2012-04-18 22:14:52] *NickServ* Nick Nuedar is now registered to your account.
[2012-04-18 22:14:56] <NuedarForevar> kolkolkol
[2012-04-18 22:14:58] <Nuedar> NickServ   Nick Nuedar is now registered to your account.
[2012-04-18 22:15:00] <NuedarForevar> Get over here darvince
[2012-04-18 22:15:02] <Nuedar> deer
[2012-04-18 22:15:09] <Nuedar> ok i'll be there at 3am
[2012-04-18 22:15:10] <Nuedar> ttt
[2012-04-18 22:15:14] <Darnue> THINK OF THE CHILDREN PEOPLE
[2012-04-18 22:15:18] <Nuedar> uhh
[2012-04-18 22:15:18] <NuedarForevar> and get on th-
[2012-04-18 22:15:19] <Nuedar> wut
[2012-04-18 22:15:19] <NuedarForevar> oh okay
[2012-04-18 22:15:20] <Darnue> THINK OF MY SON
[2012-04-18 22:15:38] <Nuedar> no i'd get there at 3am because it takes a while to jog/walk/whatever it is i do to peoria
[2012-04-18 22:15:43] <Nuedar> inb4 pinkiepie joke
[2012-04-18 22:15:46] <NuedarForevar> flyyyyyyy
[2012-04-18 22:15:52] <NuedarForevar> like pegasiiiiiiii
[2012-04-18 22:15:53] <Darnue> and yes I do have a son
[2012-04-18 22:15:58] <NuedarForevar> liiiieeeee
[2012-04-18 22:16:03] <NuedarForevar> that is a liiiiiieeee
[2012-04-18 22:16:03] <Nuedar> I have a daughter named Rodnie Vue
[2012-04-18 22:16:05] <Darnue> NOU
[2012-04-18 22:16:09] <Nuedar> kol
[2012-04-18 22:16:24] <NuedarForevar> roses are red
[2012-04-18 22:16:27] <NuedarForevar> violets are blue
[2012-04-18 22:16:28] <Darnue> I have a friend named Jeremiah Christ
[2012-04-18 22:16:29] <NuedarForevar> i have no idea
[2012-04-18 22:16:31] <Darnue> srs bsnus
[2012-04-18 22:16:32] <NuedarForevar> how the original goes
[2012-04-18 22:16:33] <Nuedar> wut
[2012-04-18 22:16:42] <Darnue> YOU ARE
[2012-04-18 22:16:44] <Darnue> MAGICAL GIRL.
[2012-04-18 22:16:47] <Nuedar> I have a friend named Chrisq- inb4 keeled
[2012-04-18 22:16:57] * NuedarForevar karina's
[2012-04-18 22:17:04] <NuedarForevar> dar
[2012-04-18 22:17:08] * Nuedar eats kachinas
[2012-04-18 22:17:09] * NuedarForevar karina's dar
[2012-04-18 22:17:27] <NuedarForevar> if you don't get it study your astronomical maps
[2012-04-18 22:17:42] <Nuedar> I also used to have a troll named Zelgeron, until I .gifd it up, and let it down, and ran away, and deserted it
[2012-04-18 22:17:46] <NuedarForevar> there shouldn't be an apostrophe
[2012-04-18 22:18:01] <Nuedar> RICK ASTLEY
[2012-04-18 22:18:03] <NuedarForevar> I got reverse rick rolled
[2012-04-18 22:18:05] <Nuedar> IS MY FATHER
[2012-04-18 22:18:06] <NuedarForevar> how did you even
[2012-04-18 22:18:16] <NuedarForevar> NEVER GONNA .GIF YOU UP
[2012-04-18 22:18:24] <NuedarForevar> NEVER GONNA .LET YOU DOWN
[2012-04-18 22:18:24] <Darnue> NEVER GONNA .PNG YOU DOWN
[2012-04-18 22:18:29] <Nuedar> i am actually barack *something* obama
[2012-04-18 22:18:32] <NuedarForevar> NEVER GONNA /RUN AROUND
[2012-04-18 22:18:36] <NuedarForevar> AND DESERT YOU
[2012-04-18 22:18:36] <Nuedar> what is his middle name
[2012-04-18 22:18:40] [ERROR] The command ``run'' is not known to the server.
[2012-04-18 22:18:50] <NuedarForevar> NEVER GONNA ./MAKE YOU CRY
[2012-04-18 22:18:51] <Nuedar> /me /me /MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[2012-04-18 22:18:55] <NuedarForevar> NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
[2012-04-18 22:18:56] <Darnue> barack stuart obama
[2012-04-18 22:18:59] <Nuedar> uhhh
[2012-04-18 22:19:00] <Nuedar> no
[2012-04-18 22:19:01] <NuedarForevar> NEVER GONNA... crap I forget this line
[2012-04-18 22:19:06] <NuedarForevar> I was doing so good
[2012-04-18 22:19:08] <Nuedar> blabla44 are you listening to this
[2012-04-18 22:19:15] <Darnue> barack hussein obama
[2012-04-18 22:19:17] <BlaBla44> Yes
[2012-04-18 22:19:19] <Nuedar> uhh
[2012-04-18 22:19:19] <Darnue> s
[2012-04-18 22:19:21] <Nuedar> deer
[2012-04-18 22:19:30] <NuedarForevar> BLa go awajawyyyyyyy
[2012-04-18 22:19:30] <BlaBla44> Atomic if you want Chain Reaction thread cleaned up, just tell me.
[2012-04-18 22:19:33] <BlaBla44> Ok cu
[2012-04-18 22:19:34] |<-- BlaBla44 has left freenode ()
[2012-04-18 22:19:35] <NuedarForevar> you are eavesdrop'd
[2012-04-18 22:19:38] <NuedarForevar> lol
[2012-04-18 22:19:40] <NuedarForevar> fail
[2012-04-18 22:19:42] <NuedarForevar> COME BACK
[2012-04-18 22:19:42] <Nuedar> kol my parents are always advocating that he was borned at kenya
[2012-04-18 22:19:52] <NuedarForevar> BABY COME BACK
[2012-04-18 22:19:55] =-= YOU are now known as Deoxy100
[2012-04-18 22:19:56] <NuedarForevar> YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
[2012-04-18 22:19:57] <Deoxy100> oh noes
[2012-04-18 22:19:58] <NuedarForevar> wait what
[2012-04-18 22:20:02] <Deoxy100> inb4 Deoxy101 and Deoxy102
[2012-04-18 22:20:06] <NuedarForevar> inb4 safq'd
[2012-04-18 22:20:12] <Darnue> ok i'll blame my break up with my friend at you
[2012-04-18 22:20:15] <Darnue> jk
[2012-04-18 22:20:16] <Deoxy100> inb4 these many minutes are safq'd
[2012-04-18 22:20:22] =-= YOU are now known as NuedarForaver
[2012-04-18 22:20:23] <NuedarForaver> deer
[2012-04-18 22:20:24] =-= Darnue is now known as Deoxy69
[2012-04-18 22:20:28] *NickServ* Nick NuedarForaver is now registered to your account.
[2012-04-18 22:20:38] <NuedarForaver> OME BACK    Nuedar   kol my parents are always advocating that he was borned at kenya    NuedarForevar   BABY COME BACK    =-=   YOU are now known as Deoxy100    NuedarForevar   YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME    Deoxy100   oh noes    NuedarForevar   wait what [22:20]   Deoxy100   inb4 Deoxy101 and Deoxy102    NuedarForevar   inb4 safq'd    Darnue   ok i'll blame my break up with my friend at you    jk    Deoxy100   inb4 these many...
[2012-04-18 22:20:38] <NuedarForaver> ...minutes are safq'd    =-=   YOU are now known as NuedarForaver    NuedarForaver   deer    =-=   Darnue is now known as Deoxy69    NickServ   Nick NuedarForaver is now registered to your account.
[2012-04-18 22:20:39] <Deoxy69> I AM
[2012-04-18 22:20:41] <Deoxy69> SLEEPY
[2012-04-18 22:20:43] <NuedarForaver> oop
[2012-04-18 22:20:45] <NuedarForevar> FOREVVVEEEERRRRRR
[2012-04-18 22:20:47] =-= Deoxy69 is now known as Narslp
[2012-04-18 22:20:51] <Narslp> gey
[2012-04-18 22:20:53] <Narslp> symbols
[2012-04-18 22:21:04] <NuedarForaver> homosexual insults are not yeg
[2012-04-18 22:21:16] <NuedarForevar> lol I have an idea for Symbols
[2012-04-18 22:21:24] <NuedarForaver> they are cibohpomoh
[2012-04-18 22:21:32] <NuedarForevar> when Applejack finally gets to the hideout
[2012-04-18 22:21:34] <NuedarForaver> you sound like Livio
[2012-04-18 22:21:37] <NuedarForaver> are you his cousin
[2012-04-18 22:21:53] <NuedarForaver> i.e. overusing lol, and only capitalizing I
[2012-04-18 22:21:59] <NuedarForevar> I say, "Unfortunate. We're still the same gender." :P
[2012-04-18 22:22:13] <NuedarForevar> just kidding...
[2012-04-18 22:22:16] <NuedarForevar> of course
[2012-04-18 22:22:23] <NuedarForaver> closing eu3
[2012-04-18 22:22:25] <NuedarForevar> maybe not
[2012-04-18 22:22:26] <NuedarForevar> idk
[2012-04-18 22:22:29] <NuedarForevar> I should sleep
[2012-04-18 22:22:33] <NuedarForaver> no
[2012-04-18 22:22:41] <NuedarForaver> you should only sleep
[2012-04-18 22:22:45] * NuedarForevar whacks NuedarForaver with a synonym
[2012-04-18 22:22:57] <NuedarForaver> at the precise location between our irl houses
[2012-04-18 22:23:01] <NuedarForaver> and den i go there
[2012-04-18 22:23:04] <NuedarForaver> inb4 centerphoenix
[2012-04-18 22:23:23] <NuedarForaver> and people are like "bums keel dem"

Moral of the story: Chicken nuggets are the best unhealthy food since stuffed potatoes.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on April 18, 2012, 10:31:18 PM
[2012-04-18 22:25:17] <NuedarForevar> dardardardardar
[2012-04-18 22:25:24] <NuedarForevar> DARVINCE GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
[2012-04-18 22:25:32] <NuedarForevar> AND GET ON THE BED
[2012-04-18 22:25:39] <NuedarForevar> BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO
[2012-04-18 22:25:41] <NuedarForevar> read books
[2012-04-18 22:25:55] <NuedarForevar> does that sound alright?
[2012-04-18 22:26:00] <NuedarForaver> ok
[2012-04-18 22:26:01] <NuedarForaver> yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on April 19, 2012, 10:55:30 PM
Fiah   Naru is a pretty young woman who roams the streets selling bread
   Deoxy99   And that is going to be the last thing is it
   Naru523   I sell sexual organs
   Deoxy99   I sell bagels
   Fiah   And bread
   droptheKOH   I sell alkaline substances
   and encourage you to drop them
   Deoxy99   I sell minguns
   Fiah   I sell guns to anti-Bielosia terroists
   Deoxy99   miniguns
   I sell miniguns because
   Naru523   I sell slaves to Aeridians
   Deoxy99   you never know when you're going to need them
[22:55]   I sell a box of chocolates
   Fiah   I sell stuff to terrorists committing terrorism against bielosia
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 20, 2012, 02:26:25 PM
Silence: more than 2 minutes of it is unacceptable!

[17:13] <+Mattejh_Die_Epic> i didn't even notice a difference
[17:13] <+Deoxy99> Well I did
[17:13] <+Deoxy99> WELL
[17:13] <+Deoxy99> I DID
[17:13] <+Deoxy99> Smartass
[17:14] <+Deoxy99> that's what I am
[17:14] <+Deoxy99> :P
[17:15] <+Deoxy99> Hooray, people have gone silent
[17:15] <+Deoxy99> That's what I DON'T want
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on April 22, 2012, 06:50:03 PM
[21:49] <+atomic7732> SHUT UP LAMB
[21:49] <+atomic7732> YOU SHOULD BAAA
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on April 22, 2012, 10:20:27 PM
Mfw

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07:15 <atomic7732>I sh-
07:15 <atomic7732>wtf
07:15 <BlaBla44>Hey Earlymatty.
07:15 <atomic7732>^
07:15 <matty406>hello world
07:15 <atomic7732>oh that's not matty
07:15 <atomic7732>kol
07:15 <atomic7732>silly
07:15 <matty406>trollfaic
07:15 <Darvince>wtf naru
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07:15 <Narfood>I win
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on April 30, 2012, 05:49:10 PM
[17:47]   Darvince   poo dan
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 03, 2012, 02:47:39 PM
[17:46] <+RedRainbow> Matthey.
[17:46] * matty406 (matty406@host-78-151-76-170.as13285.net) Quit ( Disconnected by services )
[17:46] <kolmmunist> byematty
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on May 03, 2012, 02:55:14 PM
But Arrow McKnee logged on! :[
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 04, 2012, 03:03:52 AM
I must say, Bla has clearly gone blasane

0[06:01] <+Iog> Probablabla is Probabla bla?
[06:02] <+Probablabla> Probabla.
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[06:02] <+Probablabla> Good morningnaru.
[06:02] <+Probablabla> Kolschool.
[06:02] <+Probablabla> School is for poos.
[06:02] <+Probablabla> I have free. >:D
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on May 05, 2012, 10:55:19 AM
<matty406>This lasagne is hotter than the heart of the earth.
<Narafk>I want some
<Narafk>THROW IT IN THE SCREEN
<matty406>NO
<matty406>AHAHAHA
<Narafk>YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 05, 2012, 12:49:11 PM
   FictilePegasus   sees a mountain bluebird on camera
   records it and closes in
   bluebird flies away
   matty406   Fluttershy mode activated
   BlaBla44   Always.
   FictilePegasus   Close enough.
   kol matty
   BlaBla44   Laws of Physics, §2873 Part 7.2: Birds shall always attempt to fly away when you try to record or otherwise obtain materials visually representing the photons reflected by their molecules.
   matty406   What youj should bo
   do
   Is lay a net
   Monolog about how they'll walk into it
   Monologue*
   then
   walk into it yourself
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 10, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
[20:52] <+atomic7732> but repulsion doesn't matter
[20:52] <+atomic7732> with it
[20:52] <+atomic7732> otherwise you get attraction
[20:53] <+Eom> so as charge increases
[20:53] <+atomic7732> also how is that function a fail
[20:53] <+Eom> because it goes down
[20:53] <+atomic7732> oh that is the problem
[20:53] <+atomic7732> I am the stupidest person in the world
[20:53] <+Eom> kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 10, 2012, 06:52:49 PM
strong language included

[21:32] <+Darvince> united states of america is officially a tyranny by majority
[21:32] <+Darvince> kol
[21:32] <+Eom> dardar y u no ctams
[21:34] <+Darvince> P
[21:34] <+Darvince> O
[21:34] <+Darvince> S
[21:34] <+Darvince> T
[21:34] <+Darvince> E
[21:34] <+Darvince> D
[21:34] <+Eom> OCRAP
[21:34] <+Eom> D
[21:35] <+Darvince> D
[21:35] <+Eom> DARVINCE AERIDANI IS TOO BIG ALL ALL HIS NATIONS COMBINED ARE TOO BIG
[21:35] <+Eom> D
[21:35] <+Darvince> D
[21:35] <+Eom> DARVINCE AERIDANI IS TOO BIG ALL ALL HIS NATIONS COMBINED ARE TOO BIG
[21:35] <+Eom> D
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[21:35] <+Fiah> WHO WANTS SEX
[21:35] <+Darvince> DARVINCE AERIDANI IS TOO BIG ALL ALL HIS NATIONS COMBINED ARE TOO BIG
[21:35] <+Darvince> D
[21:36] <+Eom> FIAH
[21:36] <+Fiah> yes?
[21:36] <+Eom> D
[21:36] <+Eom> DARVIN D
[21:36] <+Fiah> Aeridani ain't too big
[21:36] <+a7732|hw> burning magnesium (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33YfCFjm1MA#) moar science
[21:36] <+Darvince> eom we must reach 4k
[21:36] <+Eom> yes
[21:36] <+Eom> or no
[21:36] <+Darvince> dddd
[21:36] <+Eom> i need to sleep
[21:36] <+Eom> soon
[21:36] <+Eom> um
[21:36] <+Fiah> Mom Aeridani isn't too big
[21:36] <+Eom> cddd
[21:36] <+Fiah> Darvince*
[21:36] <+Eom> dddd
[21:37] <+Fiah> dardar why the fuck did I just call you mom
[21:37] <+Darvince> eom that's still in liek, 20 mins
[21:37] <+Eom> dardar wait a minute, fixing blacktopia
[21:37] <+Darvince> ddddddddd
[21:37] <+Darvince> inb4 blacktopia covers world
[21:37] <+Fiah> A 12 year old boy is now my mother :o
[21:37] <+Fiah> Wait that would be a great fiahfic
[21:37] <+Eom> d
[21:37] <+Fiah> Nuexdar=fiah
[21:38] <+Darvince> dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd eom
[21:38] <+Darvince> BABY FIAH
[21:38] <+Darvince> ISH NOW
[21:38] <+Darvince> IN ESISTENS
[21:39] <Yqt1001> http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll316/un1_2008/OpenTTD/cloverstackwin.png (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll316/un1_2008/OpenTTD/cloverstackwin.png) :D
[21:39] <+Darvince> holyshit
[21:39] <+Fiah> wtf
[21:39] <+Eom> i'm darvince d
[21:39] <+Eom> or nto
[21:39] <+Eom> d
[21:39] <+Eom> d
[21:39] <+Eom> d
[21:39] <+Eom> d
[21:39] <+Fiah> That looks like a Bostonian intersection
[21:39] <+Darvince> d eom
[21:39] <+Eom> d
[21:40] <+Darvince> d eom
[21:40] <+Fiah> What that game called again?
[21:40] <+Eom> d
[21:40] <+Fiah> It's free right?
[21:40] <+Darvince> d
[21:40] <+Eom> d
[21:40] <+Fiah> Yqt1001
[21:40] <+Darvince> d
[21:40] <Yqt1001> OpenTTD
[21:40] <Yqt1001> http://www.openttd.org/en/ (http://www.openttd.org/en/)
[21:40] <+Darvince> Eom d
[21:41] <+Eom> D
[21:41] <+Eom> or
[21:41] <+Eom> shit
[21:41] <+Eom> d
[21:41] <+Eom> darvince
[21:41] <+Darvince> eom ddddd
[21:41] <+Eom> d
[21:41] <+Darvince> eom ddddd
[21:41] <+Eom> done uploading
[21:41] <+Eom> ctam speed increqased 2100%
[21:41] <+Eom> d
[21:41] <+Fiah> Atur Misexia will be HUGE
[21:41] <+Darvince> eom ddddd
[21:41] <+Eom> d
[21:42] <+Darvince> d
[21:42] <+Eom> fiah stfu
[21:42] <+Eom> d
[21:42] <+Darvince> ^
[21:42] <+Fiah> Why
[21:42] <+Darvince> d
[21:42] <+Eom> because kipzic mipoopia will be 20 gigapixels >:)
[21:42] <+Eom> d
[21:42] <+Eom> darvince
[21:42] <+Fiah> Darvince
[21:42] <+Darvince> d eom
[21:42] <+Eom> d
[21:42] <+Darvince> eww two poople ping
[21:42] <+Eom> ^
[21:42] <+Darvince> d
[21:42] <+Eom> d
[21:43] <+Darvince> d
[21:43] <+Fiah> Would you turn female, and skip ages to age 18, and get 4.8 million dollars?
[21:43] <+Eom> d
[21:43] <+Darvince> d
[21:43] <+Fiah> Naru523 said yes
[21:43] <+Darvince> fiah please, abandon me
[21:43] <+Eom> select all except skipping age
[21:43] <+Fiah> atomic7732 said maybe
[21:43] <+Eom> i don't want to waste my life
[21:43] <+Eom> d
[21:43] <+Fiah> Just waste four years
[21:43] <+Eom> eww
[21:43] <+Darvince> d eom
[21:43] <+Eom> d
[21:43] <+Eom> d
[21:43] <+Eom> d
[21:43] <+Eom> d
[21:43] <+Darvince> fiah, i will do it in six years.
[21:43] <+Darvince> d
[21:43] <+Darvince> d
[21:43] <+Darvince> d
[21:43] <+Darvince> d
[21:43] <+Darvince> d
[21:44] <+Eom> dd
[21:44] <+Eom> d
[21:44] <+Eom> d
[21:44] <+Eom> d
[21:44] <+Eom> inb4 nueraif
[21:44] <+Darvince> d
[21:44] <+Fiah> That's 1/20th of your life.
[21:44] <+Eom> d
[21:44] <+Eom> d
[21:44] <+Eom> d
[21:44] <+Eom> d
[21:44] <+Darvince> d
[21:44] <+Eom> fiahowl, how about i take 5% off your life too
[21:44] <+Darvince> fiah who the teel cares
[21:44] <+Eom> d
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[21:44] <+Darvince> KOL
[21:44] <+Eom> FIAHH
[21:44] <+Eom> I KEELE
[21:44] <+Eom> YU
[21:44] <+Eom> DD
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Darvince> DDDDDDDDD EOMO
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:44] <+Eom> DD
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:44] <+Eom> HARDCORE CTAM
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Eom> D
[21:44] <+Darvince> OSHIT I EOM
[21:44] <+Darvince> D
[21:45] <+Eom> OSHIT
[21:45] <+Darvince> D
[21:45] <+Eom> D
[21:45] <+Darvince> HARDCOREEEEEEE
[21:45] <+Eom> NO WAIT
[21:45] <+Eom> NO
[21:45] * Darvince is now known as DARVINCE
[21:45] <+Eom> YOU ARE A FAIL
[21:45] <+Eom> D
[21:45] <+Eom> D
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> NANANANANANANANAN
[21:45] <+Eom> YES I AM D
[21:45] <+Eom> DO THE D
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> FFFFFF
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> DD
[21:45] <+Eom> D
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDD
[21:45] <+Eom> DEEE
[21:45] <+Eom> DEEEEE
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> DEEEEEEDEEEEEEE
[21:45] <+Eom> OHWAIT
[21:45] <+Eom> 50 MORE
[21:45] <+Eom> GOGOGOG
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> IT WENT
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> SIX SECOND
[21:45] <+Eom> DDD
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> DDD
[21:45] <+Eom> DDD
[21:45] <+DARVINCE> DDD
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> WAIT
[21:46] <+Eom> D
[21:46] <+Eom> D
[21:46] <+Eom> D
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> OSHIT
[21:46] <+Eom> Y U SO
[21:46] <+Eom> SLOW
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> EOM
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> NO
[21:46] <+Eom> WAT
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> EOM GO
[21:46] <+Eom> WAT U MEANS
[21:46] <+Eom> NO
[21:46] <+Eom> YOUR TURN
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> OSHIT
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:46] <+Eom> OSLO IS SLOW
[21:46] <+Eom> DDD
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> MY CONNECTION IS DYING
[21:46] <+Eom> MUST
[21:46] <+Eom> OSFAST
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:46] <+Eom> D
[21:46] <+Eom> D
[21:46] <+Eom> D
[21:46] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:46] <+Eom> DDDD
[21:46] <+Eom> I HAVE
[21:46] <+Eom> 5 TABS OF CTAM OPEN
[21:47] <+DARVINCE> FUCK
[21:47] <+Eom> SUPER REFERSHE
[21:47] <+Eom> DUCK
[21:47] <+Eom> DUCK
[21:47] <+Eom> DUCK
[21:47] <+Eom> DDD
[21:47] <+DARVINCE> HOLY FUCK
[21:47] <+Eom> WAT
[21:47] <+DARVINCE> FUCKDDDDDD
[21:47] <+Eom> D
[21:47] <+Eom> D
[21:47] <+Eom> D
[21:47] <+Eom> D
[21:47] <+DARVINCE> LET US FUCK HOLY
[21:47] <+Eom> FUCK DUCKS
[21:47] <+DARVINCE> DUCK
[21:47] <+Eom> DD
[21:47] <+Eom> HOLYSHTI INB4 4K
[21:47] <+Eom> INB4 FIAHTROLLED
[21:47] <+Eom> D
[21:47] <+DARVINCE> GODDAMN DAN DIXON
[21:47] <+Eom> DD
[21:47] <+Eom> WAT
[21:47] <+DARVINCE> DDD
[21:47] <+Eom> 30 MORE
[21:47] <+Eom> DDD
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDD
[21:48] <+Eom> D
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> A7732|HW POST
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> SO I CAN 4K
[21:48] <+Eom> NOOO
[21:48] <+Eom> RAGENUE
[21:48] <+Eom> DUNBT DO IT
[21:48] <+Eom> DDD
[21:48] <+Eom> D
[21:48] <+Eom> D
[21:48] <+Eom> D
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:48] <+Eom> INB4 BOTH BANNNED FOR EPICSPAM
[21:48] <+Eom> DDD
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDDDDD
[21:48] <+Eom> D
[21:48] <+Eom> DDD
[21:48] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDDDDDDD HOLY FUCK MAN
[21:48] <+Eom> DARD
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> THIS IS LIEK
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> SO RAD
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDDDD
[21:49] <+Eom> DD
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> DNO WAIT
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDD
[21:49] <+Eom> SO MUCH ADRENALISN
[21:49] <+Eom> GIGIGTY
[21:49] <+Eom> OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
[21:49] <+Eom> DD
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> GIGGITY
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:49] <+Eom> DDDD
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> XD
[21:49] <+Eom> HOLYSHTI
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:49] <+Eom> OSHIT
[21:49] <+Eom> BACK 1000
[21:49] <+DARVINCE> FFUUUUUUUUUCK
[21:49] <+Eom> DD
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> D
[21:49] <+Eom> 10 MROE
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:50] <+Eom> DD
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> FUCK I GOT A ROCK HARD ERECTION
[21:50] <+Eom> WTF
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> DDD
[21:50] <+Eom> STOP BEING AFIAH
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> DD
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> ONE
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> D
[21:50] <+Eom> HOLY
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> MORE
[21:50] <+Eom> FUC
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> HOLYSHIT
[21:50] <+Eom> YUS
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> FUCK
[21:50] <+Eom> KOL
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> FOUR THOUSAND
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> OSHIT
[21:50] <+Eom> OSHIT
[21:50] <+Eom> NIDS
[21:50] <+Eom> FGOGOOGOG
[21:50] <+DARVINCE> NIDS 4100
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> FUCK
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> DDDDDDDD
[21:51] <+Eom> ok wait a sec or i might pee on myself
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> DEFUQ
[21:51] <+Eom>  i nid to kalm down :P
[21:51] <+Eom> safq'ing this
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> MUST
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> FUCK ON DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> D
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> FUCK ON EOM
[21:51] <+DARVINCE> BECOME EOM
[21:51] * DARVINCE is now known as PHLEG-MEL
[21:51] <+Eom> calm down for a minut
[21:51] <+Eom> just ctamming
[21:51] <+Eom> i eman
[21:51] <+PHLEG-MEL> FUCK
[21:51] <+Eom> safq
[21:51] <+PHLEG-MEL> NOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 10, 2012, 09:21:57 PM
THAT WAS HARDCORE MAN I WAS DOING HOMEWORK BUT JUST READING THAT, YEAH, I COULD FEEL THE VIBE
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on May 10, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
[22:09]   Deoxy99   FUCK YOU!
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*slowclap*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on May 12, 2012, 04:17:06 PM
In Synchtube:

matty406: Although, it is more fitting to the game
Melody is the mane tune
Harmony is what backs it up to make it sound better

Shmoopy: >mane tune
s-s-stop it
Did Toady do the theme himself?

matty406: oh wow
I didn't even notice I put that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 13, 2012, 11:29:35 AM
ahahah bla

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[14:28] <Eom|eu3> hi blabla44
[14:28] <Eom|eu3> how was the capitalism
[14:28] <+matty406> kol
[14:28] <+BlaBla44> Hi I accidentally exploded the program.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on May 16, 2012, 02:06:47 PM
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[2012-05-16 13:55:07] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:16] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:16] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:17] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:17] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:17] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:18] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:18] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:19] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:19] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:19] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:20] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:20] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:21] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:22] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:22] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:23] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:23] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:24] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:24] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:25] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:25] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:26] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:26] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:27] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:27] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:28] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:28] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:47] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:47] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:48] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:48] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:48] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:49] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:49] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:50] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:50] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:50] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:51] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:51] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:52] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:52] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:53] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:53] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:54] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:54] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:55] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:55] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:56] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:56] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:57] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:57] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:58] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:58] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:59] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:55:59] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:00] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:00] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:01] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:01] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:02] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:02] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:03] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:03] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:04] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:04] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:04] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:05] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:05] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:06] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:06] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:07] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:07] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:08] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:08] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:09] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:09] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:10] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:12] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:28] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:30] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:30] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:30] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:31] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:31] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:32] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:32] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:33] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:33] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:34] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:35] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:35] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:36] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:36] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:37] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:37] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:38] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:38] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:39] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:39] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:40] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:40] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:56:41] <acemnorsuvwxz> ramen
[2012-05-16 13:57:27] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:31] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:32] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:35] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:37] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:38] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:39] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:42] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:44] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:45] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:47] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:48] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:51] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:53] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:54] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:57] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:58] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:58] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:57:58] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:58:00] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:58:01] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:58:02] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:58:04] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:58:07] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:58:18] <Darvinse> FUCK
[2012-05-16 13:59:46] <acemnorsuvwxz> no i nid fuck ramen
[2012-05-16 13:59:52] <Darvinse> stfu
[2012-05-16 14:00:06] =-= YOU are now known as ramen
[2012-05-16 14:01:10] <DarviNCE> FUCK
[2012-05-16 14:01:16] <DarviNCE> FUCK
[2012-05-16 14:01:17] <DarviNCE> FUCK
[2012-05-16 14:01:18] <DarviNCE> FUCK
[2012-05-16 14:01:18] <DarviNCE> FUCK
[2012-05-16 14:01:19] <DarviNCE> FUCK
[2012-05-16 14:02:17] <Darvince> ramen
[2012-05-16 14:03:54] <Darvince> FUCK
[2012-05-16 14:03:56] <Darvince> ramen
[2012-05-16 14:03:58] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:03:59] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:03:59] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:00] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:00] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:01] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:01] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:01] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:02] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:02] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:02] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:03] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:03] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:03] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:04] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:04:04] <Darvince> FUCK ramen
[2012-05-16 14:09:09] <Darvince> http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg69574.html#msg69574 (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg69574.html#msg69574) what have i done

everything you need to know about today, atomic, is right here
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 16, 2012, 03:11:21 PM
this isn't even strange.

Don't even ask if I think it's funny.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on May 16, 2012, 03:31:53 PM
paul has been derailed
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on May 16, 2012, 03:48:27 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 20, 2012, 05:51:53 AM
i have definitive proof that sleep is weaksause!

I'm not going to sleep

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 20, 2012, 09:01:20 PM
Pppprroooobbbaaabbblllllyyyy shouldn't post this here. But I'm going to anyway.

Universe Sandbox Clopfic #1
http:// darvince.createa forum.com/mlp-board/open-source-futa-dash
(no spaces obviously)

Strange rating: Yes, to some people
Funny rating: Yes, to some people
Ewww get this the fuck out from in front of my eyes and give me brain bleach rating: Extremely yes, to most people.

Bladan just like, delete it if, you know...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 21, 2012, 02:54:24 AM
KOL

nue what have you done
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on May 21, 2012, 04:54:15 AM
I would but the link seems broken. (Yes I removed the space)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 21, 2012, 06:09:42 AM
I would but the link seems broken. (Yes I removed the space)
There's two.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on May 21, 2012, 06:28:07 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 21, 2012, 07:03:35 AM
Maybe there's a reason it was censored and had spaces? Whatever...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 21, 2012, 12:07:33 PM
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[21:41] <Ivan_Braginski> How do you take a person to the knee
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 21, 2012, 12:07:53 PM
[17:10] <+Stellarscope> 8801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD44E9UN1837000100001809C3099FF7FFF21107F3FCC004CB2282R0N0100AF294D6F008801201FD4
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[17:10] <Stellarlaser> lol
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 21, 2012, 12:08:09 PM
[16:21] <+Bladimir_Putin> what
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 21, 2012, 07:52:09 PM
[2012-05-21 19:37:32] <atomic7732> oshi
[2012-05-21 19:37:38] <atomic7732> I need to stop listening to music in the dark
[2012-05-21 19:37:39] <muddykippy> is it strange if i fap to darforum
[2012-05-21 19:37:54] <atomic7732> so like I was just reading tumblr right
[2012-05-21 19:38:09] <muddykippy> and you found a pony?
[2012-05-21 19:38:13] <atomic7732> and cardigan is answering this question "Would you suck ponycock"
[2012-05-21 19:38:19] <Arrow_McKnee> Darforum Matty might be better than usforum Matty. I must remedy this by going back into the past and killing myself.
[2012-05-21 19:38:31] <atomic7732> and my dad puts his and on my head and I was reading the thing above it
[2012-05-21 19:38:41] <atomic7732> and then I was like "oshi waht" (in my mind) and scrolled up
[2012-05-21 19:38:54] <atomic7732> not sure if he saw it
[2012-05-21 19:39:08] <Arrow_McKnee> I died inside when I imagined that scenario.
[2012-05-21 19:39:18] <Arrow_McKnee> Atomic I am sorry for you.
[2012-05-21 19:39:26] <atomic7732> I don't even really pay attention to anything cardigan does
[2012-05-21 19:39:35] <atomic7732> I should probably unfollow but doesn't he get a message
[2012-05-21 19:39:41] <atomic7732> I don't want to seem mean lol
[2012-05-21 19:40:49] <Arrow_McKnee> :/
[2012-05-21 19:41:23] <muddykippy> KOL MATTY
[2012-05-21 19:41:26] <Arrow_McKnee> Wow I'm hungry for some reason.
[2012-05-21 19:41:36] <Arrow_McKnee> Mudkipz Wat
[2012-05-21 19:41:37] <muddykippy> KOL
[2012-05-21 19:41:41] <muddykippy> [22:38] <+atomic7732> and my dad puts his and on my head and I was reading the thing above it
[2012-05-21 19:41:43] <muddykippy> puts his what
[2012-05-21 19:41:48] <muddykippy> oh
[2012-05-21 19:41:50] <muddykippy> hand
[2012-05-21 19:41:52] <muddykippy> kol
[2012-05-21 19:42:19] <muddykippy> YOU SHOULD HAVE ZOOMED IT ON IT, TURNED AROUND, AND ASKED 'WOULD YOU SUCK PONYCOCK' TO HIS FAIC
[2012-05-21 19:42:22] <muddykippy> jk
[2012-05-21 19:42:24] <muddykippy> *runs*
[2012-05-21 19:42:53] <atomic7732> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eja3XOZy1runggso1_r1_500.jpg (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eja3XOZy1runggso1_r1_500.jpg) lolwut
[2012-05-21 19:42:58] <atomic7732> tf kipz
[2012-05-21 19:43:23] <Arrow_McKnee> Oh shit
[2012-05-21 19:43:37] <Arrow_McKnee> Oh shit I just tried to hold in a laugh and made a sound.
[2012-05-21 19:43:58] <atomic7732> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ek9jeXSB1qg2685.png (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ek9jeXSB1qg2685.png)
[2012-05-21 19:44:13] <Naru523> NUE NARFIC
[2012-05-21 19:44:25] <muddykippy> kol
[2012-05-21 19:44:25] <Arrow_McKnee> Ahahahaa, oh kod Kols you just made my day.
[2012-05-21 19:44:26] <muddykippy> what is this
[2012-05-21 19:44:34] <Arrow_McKnee> Oh god kipz*
[2012-05-21 19:45:16] <atomic7732> oh the music stopped
[2012-05-21 19:45:28] * Arrow_McKnee turns slowly to friend
[2012-05-21 19:45:39] <Naru523>    [22:38] <+atomic7732> and my dad puts his and on my head and I was reading the thing above it
[2012-05-21 19:45:42] <Naru523> ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon
[2012-05-21 19:45:43] <Arrow_McKnee> "WOULD YOU SUCK PONYCOCK"
[2012-05-21 19:45:53] <Arrow_McKnee> "TEEEEEL MEEEE"
[2012-05-21 19:46:00] <muddykippy> kol
[2012-05-21 19:46:05] <atomic7732> kipz do you do this to your parents
[2012-05-21 19:46:10] <Arrow_McKnee> DO YOU
[2012-05-21 19:46:14] <Arrow_McKnee> WOULD YOU
[2012-05-21 19:46:21] <atomic7732> inb4 your parents watch your IRC alldai erryday
[2012-05-21 19:46:32] <Arrow_McKnee> WOULD YOU, IF I DID TO SHOW YOU IT'S SAFE
[2012-05-21 19:46:37] <Arrow_McKnee> hang on
[2012-05-21 19:46:39] <atomic7732> XD
[2012-05-21 19:46:54] <Arrow_McKnee> What nothing.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 22, 2012, 04:04:46 PM
[19:02] <muddykippy> why hello thar
[19:02] <muddykippy> !
[19:03] <Arrow_McKnee> Ohiiiii8iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghghgagwyhahqs
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 23, 2012, 01:11:31 PM
[16:11] <+muddykippy> I have another atomic you could dismantle
[16:11] <+a7732|OSFD> although it looks overly simple
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 24, 2012, 11:56:27 AM
[14:55] <+muddykippy> bla where you wered rest of week !
[14:55] <+Narkraft> sleeping with RD of courze
[14:55] <+BlaBla44> NARU STOP SPOILING MY sikrit military blan
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on May 24, 2012, 09:27:51 PM

[00:03] <+Dar|craft> muddykippy how do you tame an ocelot
[00:03] <+Dar|craft> i dunno how
[00:03] <+atomic7732> how to tame axolotl
[00:03] <+atomic7732> kiptutorial #3
[00:04] <+atomic7732> ok I'm going to make a flag
[00:04] <+atomic7732> does anyone want to watch me
[00:04] <+Dar|craft> naru523 how to tame ocelot
[00:04] <+atomic7732> i'll talk to you
[00:04] <+atomic7732> with my voiceeee
[00:05] <+atomic7732> dar|craft tame ocelot with pork
[00:06] <+Naru523> fish
[00:06] <+muddykippy> you tame ocelot
[00:06] <+Naru523> you tame them with fishes
[00:06] <+muddykippy> by sacrificing atomic to it
[00:06] <+Naru523> raw fishes
[00:06] <+atomic7732> oh crap
[00:06] <+Dar|craft> okok
[00:06] <+Naru523> kolkipz
[00:07] <+atomic7732> THINK OF THE RISKS
[00:07] <+muddykippy> :P
[00:07] <+atomic7732> WHAT IF YOU SACRIFICE ME
[00:07] <+atomic7732> AND IT'S NOT TAMED
[00:07] <+muddykippy> well
[00:07] <+muddykippy> then we sacrifice darvince
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on May 24, 2012, 09:48:43 PM
God kol'd. Andromeda exploded.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 27, 2012, 12:23:44 AM
[2012-05-27 00:08:33] <Dar|mapp> BLA IS PANSEXUAL
[2012-05-27 00:09:09] <atomic7732> what
[2012-05-27 00:09:13] <atomic7732> stop slandering
[2012-05-27 00:09:57] <Dar|mapp> nah
[2012-05-27 00:10:33] <BlaBla44> DANG STOP REVEALING ME
[2012-05-27 00:10:43] <Dar|mapp> kolwut
[2012-05-27 00:10:57] <BlaBla44> Btw I was going to have sex with a cup, not a pan. >:|
[2012-05-27 00:11:05] <Dar|mapp> wat
[2012-05-27 00:12:35] <atomic7732> I thought he was going to use a pot
[2012-05-27 00:12:41] <atomic7732> "sitting here having a amazing coversationtion tired AF"
[2012-05-27 00:12:45] <atomic7732> >conversationtion
[2012-05-27 00:12:46] <BlaBla44> Nah I only smoke that.
[2012-05-27 00:12:55] <atomic7732> you smoke a metal cooking device
[2012-05-27 00:12:55] <BlaBla44> So well I sort of suck potcock
[2012-05-27 00:13:04] * BlaBla44 flees
[2012-05-27 00:13:13] <BlaBla44> OK BACK TO MAPPING BLACRAFT
[2012-05-27 00:13:14] <atomic7732> I can just imagine that
[2012-05-27 00:13:21] <atomic7732> Bla out in the kitchen
[2012-05-27 00:13:28] <atomic7732> turn around the corner
[2012-05-27 00:13:35] <atomic7732> and Bla is sucking on the handle of a pot
[2012-05-27 00:13:44] <BlaBla44> .....Kol
[2012-05-27 00:13:56] <atomic7732> I DEMAND A FICTION
[2012-05-27 00:14:42] <BlaBla44> I could make a thread with a poll for whether there should be Blagayfics
[2012-05-27 00:15:04] * Naru523 spits out tea
[2012-05-27 00:15:07] <Dar|mapp> no there should be blaplatefics
[2012-05-27 00:15:11] <Naru523> WAT
[2012-05-27 00:15:12] <Dar|mapp> blaxplate
[2012-05-27 00:15:15] <Naru523> ko
[2012-05-27 00:15:19] <atomic7732> blaxkitchendevices
[2012-05-27 00:15:20] <BlaBla44> Bla/plate I demand
[2012-05-27 00:15:21] <Naru523> kol
[2012-05-27 00:15:25] <Dar|mapp> blaxdoorknob
[2012-05-27 00:15:25] <BlaBla44> Kololol
[2012-05-27 00:15:31] <Naru523> blaxkat
[2012-05-27 00:15:31] <atomic7732> ALL THE KITCHENWARE
[2012-05-27 00:15:39] <Naru523> blaxafricangreyparrot
[2012-05-27 00:15:42] <Dar|mapp> that would be a very angry kat
[2012-05-27 00:15:45] <BlaBla44> >:I
[2012-05-27 00:16:04] <BlaBla44> brb while sucking a knife

IRC after dark the formation of the universe
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on May 27, 2012, 03:48:41 AM
<kip|ns>KOL
<kip|ns>bla's-gayfics
<kip|ns>wat.
<BlaBla44>Kol
<kip|ns>YOU ASKED FOR IT
- kip|ns is now known as kip|fic
<kip|fic>brb writing a gayfic
<BlaBla44>KOL
<kip|fic>ok a bit short
<kip|fic>but it's finished
<kip|fic>once upon a time name_a and name_b were gay. they saved the world by killing all the antigay people, and then hid the corpses where nuclear waste goes. then, they lived happily ever after.
<kip|fic>theend.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on May 27, 2012, 02:55:10 PM
#wiki-hurricanes but still

Yqt1001   http://www.ghcc.msfc.nasa.gov/GOES/GOES21322012148JMR0Ws.jpg (http://www.ghcc.msfc.nasa.gov/GOES/GOES21322012148JMR0Ws.jpg)
[14:48]   Titoxd_   that's a hurricane
   Yqt1001   I have a feeling Florida is in for a surprise...
   Titoxd_   if it wasn't when the HH passed through the NW quadrant, it is now
[14:49]   Yqt1001   HH hasnt updated lately
[14:50]   Hurricanehink   Maybe they got something big
   Like a robot coming from the planet Mars
   Titoxd_   more likely they ran into aliens
[14:51]   Yqt1001   http://sheamacleod.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens.jpg (http://sheamacleod.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens.jpg)
   thats required whenever someone mentions aliens
   Titoxd_   lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on May 29, 2012, 10:22:22 AM
I haff evidence.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 01, 2012, 03:52:05 PM
kol srsbla is srs

[05:48.48] <+RedRainbow> I suggest everyone cut down on the complete randomness on the forum?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on June 02, 2012, 05:03:47 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on June 07, 2012, 01:17:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/jkXR3.png)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on June 07, 2012, 02:19:49 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 07, 2012, 02:29:52 PM
gj
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on June 07, 2012, 02:33:40 PM
gj
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 07, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
gj
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 07, 2012, 03:07:29 PM
jg
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on June 13, 2012, 07:00:37 PM
[18:46]   matty406   Why can't I stop finding this story funny? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litr (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litr)
[18:47]   matty406   Just look at the Dwarf's face on the mural http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Thor_kicks_Litr.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Thor_kicks_Litr.jpg)

[18:55]   smjjames   Sort of like Thor goes and randomly kicks a random dwarf into the pyre.

Just something to put in here I guess.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 13, 2012, 07:12:10 PM
Atomic: pony-toucher since 2012

Or you could try to touch it.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 15, 2012, 02:45:01 AM
Hoot: this
Hoot: fucking anime
Hoot: crying
jackl: \o>
jackl: <o/
TheDrul: ?
jackl: \o/
jackl: <o>
jackl: \o/
jackl: I'm cheerleading
jackl: thelines are his arms
jackl: the o is his head
Hoot: STOP CHEERLEADING THIS ANIME
Hoot: IS HORRENDOUSLY SAD ;V;
TheDrul: you are dangerous person jackle
jackl: <o>
jackl: \o/
jackl: <o>
jackl: \o/
jackl: go team!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on June 16, 2012, 03:55:21 AM
SO STALE :o
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 16, 2012, 06:59:28 AM
kol...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 17, 2012, 07:28:40 PM
<Fiha> My chromosomes are XX
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on June 17, 2012, 07:30:27 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 17, 2012, 08:09:47 PM
[13:72] <~Darvince> kill commies
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 17, 2012, 08:28:45 PM
"Vegetable. Pasta. Potato. Fruit. Long ago the four nations of salad lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when people started correcting your 10000% true facts. 100 years later my brother salad and I found a Mother Salad, a blogger named Chanel. Some say her facts are total bullshit. But I believe Chanel can educate the world."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on June 21, 2012, 09:57:36 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on June 21, 2012, 10:01:57 AM
Meh meh always quote mining. :I I hope all your picks break.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 25, 2012, 12:28:19 PM
[02:29.26] <SidesweptGlory> DETING IT AGAIN
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on June 25, 2012, 02:39:40 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 25, 2012, 03:04:32 PM
I did a mode +F by accident but it should be removed... ?? ?? ??
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 25, 2012, 10:40:51 PM
nue what are you snacking about
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 26, 2012, 01:23:45 AM
I have no idea what +F did
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on June 26, 2012, 02:57:10 AM
Anyone with +F fails. That's why I couldn't join. :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 26, 2012, 12:17:48 PM
No because I removed it and +i was still set (invite-only mode)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 26, 2012, 02:40:48 PM
[04:14.01] <+Naru523> It only involves flying turtles yo
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 26, 2012, 02:42:37 PM
requoted for awesomeness

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[22:17] <+fiahpee> trol
[22:18] <+fiahpee> naru
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[22:18] <+fiahpee> what kind of moderating is that
[22:18] <+fiahpee> "spam or get banned"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on June 26, 2012, 03:30:43 PM
I didn't give her an option anyways.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on June 27, 2012, 06:03:48 PM
>_<
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Bla|tantlyCiv5 is now known as BlaBla44
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<Numenesse>hi blabla44
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<BlaBla44>Goodnight. :P
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<Numenesse>kol
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on June 27, 2012, 06:06:35 PM
byebla
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 27, 2012, 06:22:46 PM
It continued after that... -.-
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 27, 2012, 06:36:27 PM
I WAS LAST

I WINNNN
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 28, 2012, 04:46:46 AM
WinRAR costs 30 $. Is there no way I can try the game without buying it? Isn't there an .exe file or sommfing? :'(
Oh, I found another program (http://www.winace.com/) that can open the .rar file for free. It was found when I clicked 'search on WWW to find a program to open the file with', so I assume there is no virus in it. :)

...But when I try to launch the game, it says... Well, look! :'(

However, I've walked around in the folders, and the music is very good, did you really make it yourself? :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 02, 2012, 07:21:25 PM
[10:19.13] <Numenesse> so i'm browsing about amalthea
[10:19.18] <Numenesse> Tags: Modern Tech, Small, Democratic, Puppet Storage, Neutral, and 1 other.
[10:19.24] <Numenesse> then, suddenly '1 other'
[10:19.26] <Numenesse> *click*
[10:19.33] <Numenesse> 'Serious'
[10:19.43] <Numenesse> explodingpants.png
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on July 11, 2012, 09:30:36 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on July 11, 2012, 09:45:03 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 11, 2012, 10:27:32 AM
[15:34]   Naru523   We should execute Blaists too
[15:34]   BlaBla44   Blaism also used to be like that.

derpvince
has been derailed

[20:03] <smjjames> What about the islands along the Northwest coast?
[20:04] <+skirtisan> derpvince, who should take the islands along the northwest coast
[20:05] <Derpvince> skirtisan, what about the islands along the northwest coast.
[20:05] <+skirtisan> yes, derpvince, who should take them
[20:05] * m0d senses a big one
[20:05] <+m0d> ...
[20:05] <+m0d> well, Derpvince ?
[20:06] <Derpvince> friday friday gotta eat derpvince on friday.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 11, 2012, 10:31:03 AM
<m0d>Derpvince: you lowercased all the chars, so no
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<m0d>Derpvince: no you cannot.
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<m0d>Derpvince: no you can not, do not argue
<Derpvince>m0d, yes i can.
<BlaBla44>Kol
<m0d>Derpvince: jesus christ
<Derpvince>m0d, i'm writing a fiahfic.

[19:01] <+skirtisan> derpvince can you eat blabla44
[19:01] <+BlaBla44> Derpvince no!
[19:01] <Derpvince> skirtisan, blabla44 blacraft ip pl0x, i'm at cshool so i don't have the ip.
[19:01] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, yes i can.
[19:01] <+skirtisan> LOLOL
[19:02] <+BlaBla44> Derpvince NO!
[19:02] <+skirtisan> holyshit
[19:02] <Derpvince> BlaBla44, yes i can.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 11, 2012, 10:34:12 AM

[17:45] <Aeri|Ficing> Here's a fic I found:
[17:45] <+skirtisan> BAAAAWSSSSSSSTTTTTTUNUUUNNN
[17:45] == Aeri|Ficing [~Stellarga@c-24-34-248-135.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]

mrt127 decides to look at everything else...



...mrt127 decides to burn him computer.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 14, 2012, 03:35:52 AM
same second, 4 lines, we weren't even spamming :P

[06:34.41] <mud|slap> oshit
[06:34.43] <mud|slap> oshits
[06:34.43] <mud|slap> oshits
[06:34.44] <mud|slap> oshits
[06:34.45] <mud|slap> pony
[06:34.47] <mud|slap> pony
[06:34.53] <sagua> d
[06:34.53] <mud|slap> d
[06:34.53] <sagua> d
[06:34.53] <mud|slap> d
[06:34.55] <sagua> d
[06:35.05] <mud|slap> d
[06:35.05] <mud|slap> d
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 14, 2012, 04:15:35 AM
[04:11] <mud|slap> the symptoms of ctam addiction:
[04:11] <mud|slap> [07:04.46] <+sagua> mud|slap ##ctam ?
[04:11] <mud|slap> [07:04.49] <mud|slap> tommowow.
[04:11] <mud|slap> [07:04.53] <+sagua> NO
[04:11] <mud|slap> [07:04.54] <+sagua> MUD|SLAP
[04:11] <mud|slap> [07:05.01] * mud|slap sagua
[04:11] <mud|slap> [07:05.08] <+sagua> TOMORROW YOU WILL JUST DO LIKE 100 NUMBERS THEN BE LIKE "tomorrow"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on July 14, 2012, 10:35:36 AM
[14:14] <+mud|slap> my spaceship
[14:14] <+Hellpotatoe> ok
[14:14] == Fiahowl has changed nick to Fiood
[14:14] <+mud|slap> IS THE SIZE OF PLANET SUN
[14:14] <+Hellpotatoe> planet SUN?
[14:14] <+Hellpotatoe> kolok
[14:14] <+mud|slap> kolyes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 15, 2012, 10:22:08 AM
interguild safq.
Sunday, 1:17pm - Dar|slap wait a second WHY ARE THERE NO ICE BIOMES ON INTERSERVER?
Sunday, 1:19pm - Quirvy global warming
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on July 15, 2012, 08:37:23 PM
[19:45]   Narafk   "Dude did you hear about Ethan's son?" "What about him?" "I heard his name was Shaun. I feel bad for the nation. His son seem very close." "Oh, yeah, I heard. He repeatedly said his name despite getting shot at and fainting."
[19:45]   Darvince   (usually what the fuck)
[19:45]   FiahOwl   LOL
[19:45]   Kalassak   um
[19:45]   Darvince   SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
[19:45]   |<--   FiahOwl has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection)
[19:45]   Kalassak   I thought wt was "wut" with no u
[19:45]   matty406   I am laughing
[19:45]   matty406   I am actually laughing

I officially won a part of my life.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on July 16, 2012, 07:22:10 AM
[11:21] <+Hellpotatoe> ME ARE TEH ONLY ONLINE PERRSON
[11:21] <+Hellpotatoe> DARVINCE IS SLEEPIN
[11:21] <+Hellpotatoe> YAY
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[13:23] <Liveangel> [12:14:33]   Hellpotatoe   but US foruns dont have womans - thats what you think, it isn't true hellpotatoe, I know a secret.
[13:25] <+Naru523> darvince is a woman
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on July 16, 2012, 10:04:42 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on July 17, 2012, 12:20:57 PM
[12:20]   Fiah   I will give birth to Aeridani
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on July 17, 2012, 04:35:50 PM
[14:17]   Naru523   fiahwhatdoyouthinkofbielosia.gif
[14:17]   Fiah   cute
[14:17]   Fiah   I would cuddle her
[14:17]   Naru523   I feel disturbed and abused.
[14:17]   Fiah   I would fuck her
[14:17]   Fiah   even if I knew she was a boy
[14:17]   Fiah   beautiful she looks\
[14:17]   Naru523   Now I feel disturbed, abused, and even more disturbed.
[14:17]   Naru523   And more abused.
[14:17]   Fiah   osorry
[14:18]   Fiah   so beautiful
[14:18]   Naru523   cries into redrainbow's old arm
[14:18]   Fiah   her hair, as brown as fresh hershey chocolate from aeridanish factories
[14:18]   Naru523   wat
[14:18]   Fiah   her blue eyes, as blue as the oceans
[14:19]   Fiah   and her weird feet shaped like hooves
[14:19]   matty406   Have some dignity m'boy
[14:19]   Fiah   and her stubby fingers
[14:19]   Naru523   wtf did i just read
[14:19]   RedRainbow   's arm joins in the collective crying because it's declared old.
[14:19]   Naru523   Nah redbow you already grew a new arm
[14:19]   Fiah   and her long-ass hair
[14:19]   Naru523   the one i'm crying on is a corpse
[14:19]   matty406   great now I imagine Bla has one old, wrinkly arm.
[14:19]   Naru523   gj
[14:19]   RedRainbow   !!! Kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on July 17, 2012, 09:43:45 PM
[21:41]   Naru523   darvince Are you sexually active?
[21:42]   Kalassak   yes
[21:42]   Kalassak   he told me to answer for him
[21:42]   Darvince   wat Naru523
[21:42]   Darvince   Wat kalassak
[21:42]   Naru523   ok
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on July 22, 2012, 02:14:39 AM
11:02 <RedRainbow>Hihihi
11:03 <matty406>For serious?
11:03 <matty406>Heybla
11:03 <matty406>Probably if I get that new tablet
11:03 <FiktylPegasus>hibla
11:03 <FiktylPegasus>welp
11:04 <matty406>And when I learn to keep a commitment
11:04 <FiktylPegasus>pfft that's easy when we are being like community-y
11:05 <FiktylPegasus>what am I talking about I should go to sleep
11:05 <FiktylPegasus>gah but then I think about all the things I want to do and how I fucking fail at everything
11:06 <FiktylPegasus>well bye
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11:06 <matty406>obai
11:08 <RedRainbow>Always leaves when I join. :I
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 22, 2012, 04:11:32 AM
blaforeveralone.tiff
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on July 22, 2012, 10:17:22 AM
you were too late.

(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/015/c/5/cracked_teacup_by_kamaki_chan-d4mia22.jpg)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on August 03, 2012, 02:17:42 PM
Kolwut.

Shower heads are scary.

And happy birthday.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on August 08, 2012, 03:42:27 AM
the correct answer is: apparently, right now.
(in response to)
the compputer crashed so I don't know when it will be back online :'( :
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on August 26, 2012, 09:11:50 AM
[09:10]   FiahOwl   Gangam can suck my little dick
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 26, 2012, 10:15:26 AM
http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg63889.html#msg63889 (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg63889.html#msg63889) based from this, i safq everything in those ten minutes after.

[2012-03-20 21:18:19] <Fiah> there, your safe.
[2012-03-20 21:18:32] <FiktylNaru> MY SAFE?
[2012-03-20 21:18:33] <Fiah> Okay, give me a question.
[2012-03-20 21:18:51] * FiktylNaru flips table, kicks it towards fiah
[2012-03-20 21:19:04] <Fiah> Where are we?
[2012-03-20 21:19:05] <Fiah> Resteraunt?
[2012-03-20 21:19:05] <FiktylNaru> In Bla's skirt
[2012-03-20 21:19:07] <Darvince> if i do get to nue without stalking, what wound your face when be?
[2012-03-20 21:19:07] <FiktylNaru> duh
[2012-03-20 21:19:15] <Darvince> *would
[2012-03-20 21:19:30] <FiktylNaru> Pokerface
[2012-03-20 21:19:39] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-20 21:19:41] <Fiah> I would be a bit like, hurry up and admit your a girl at heart
[2012-03-20 21:20:01] <Darvince> i am though
[2012-03-20 21:20:10] <Fiah> :)
[2012-03-20 21:20:32] <Fiah> Quick, you wake up as a girl Darvince. Your parents are coming to your room.
[2012-03-20 21:20:46] <Darvince> not care
[2012-03-20 21:20:56] <Darvince> because my looks wouldn't start changing until several days
[2012-03-20 21:21:01] <Fiah> They open your door and are shocked
[2012-03-20 21:21:11] <Darvince> no because i would still look the same
[2012-03-20 21:21:14] <Fiah> No
[2012-03-20 21:21:23] <Fiah> You would look like a normal teenage girl.
[2012-03-20 21:21:25] <Darvince> then that's magic.
[2012-03-20 21:21:26] <Fiah> Unless...
[2012-03-20 21:21:33] <Fiah> Mindfuck
[2012-03-20 21:21:41] <Darvince> then they'd ask mee who stole jerry
[2012-03-20 21:21:44] <Fiah> Lol
[2012-03-20 21:21:47] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:21:54] <Fiah> Kol
[2012-03-20 21:22:02] <Fiah> What would you tell them?
[2012-03-20 21:22:17] <Darvince> oohh
[2012-03-20 21:22:21] <Darvince> najs channel
[2012-03-20 21:22:37] <Fiah> What would you tell your parents after they asked.
[2012-03-20 21:22:54] <Darvince> idk
[2012-03-20 21:23:00] <Fiah> Quick.
[2012-03-20 21:23:16] <Fiah> They're gonna throw you out if you don't say something.
[2012-03-20 21:23:24] <Fiah> And call the police
[2012-03-20 21:23:45] <Darvince> say nothing then
[2012-03-20 21:23:53] <Darvince> and be arrested
[2012-03-20 21:23:58] <Fiah> Why?
[2012-03-20 21:24:03] <Fiah> Sounds stupid.
[2012-03-20 21:24:04] <Darvince> my life if they found out my sex changed would be just as bad
[2012-03-20 21:24:11] <Fiah> Oh.
[2012-03-20 21:24:27] <Fiah> They realize you are jerry gone female.
[2012-03-20 21:24:34] <Fiah> You're in your bedroom still.
[2012-03-20 21:24:37] <Fiah> What now?
[2012-03-20 21:24:51] <Darvince> become really religious
[2012-03-20 21:24:56] <Fiah> Why
[2012-03-20 21:25:02] <Darvince> until i leave
[2012-03-20 21:25:06] <Darvince> at i'm 18
[2012-03-20 21:25:09] <Darvince> *when
[2012-03-20 21:25:10] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:25:14] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:25:26] <Darvince> *until i'm 18
[2012-03-20 21:25:34] <Darvince> then go back to normal
[2012-03-20 21:25:40] <Fiah> Naru, you wake up in the Blabunker.
[2012-03-20 21:25:57] <Darvince> i'd have sex with bla
[2012-03-20 21:25:58] <Fiah> Naru523 you wake up in the Blabunker.
[2012-03-20 21:26:01] <Darvince> i'd have sex with bla
[2012-03-20 21:26:02] <Fiah> wtf

[2012-03-20 21:27:04] <Fiah> noes
[2012-03-20 21:27:19] <Fiah> Quick, atomic, your crammed into a sleeping bag with Dan.
[2012-03-20 21:27:28] <atomic7732> wtf
[2012-03-20 21:27:31] <Fiah> It's -12 degrees celcius
[2012-03-20 21:27:32] <atomic7732> like seriously wtf
[2012-03-20 21:27:38] <Fiah> And if is rainif
[2012-03-20 21:27:39] <Matty406> Ask about progress
[2012-03-20 21:27:46] <Fiah> It's a mummy baf
[2012-03-20 21:27:52] <Fiah> So your not wet
[2012-03-20 21:27:59] <Fiah> Dan suddenly kisses you.
[2012-03-20 21:28:02] <Matty406> Ask why he's camping when he has US3 to work on
[2012-03-20 21:28:17] <Fiah> Matty, you do so
[2012-03-20 21:28:35] <Fiah> He replies: "Because I wanted to enjoy the wilderness...
[2012-03-20 21:28:55] <Fiah> :D
[2012-03-20 21:29:04] <atomic7732> oh
[2012-03-20 21:29:06] <atomic7732> meh
[2012-03-20 21:29:44] <Darvince> if i was crammed in a sleeping bag with dan, i would probably be like "oshit incoming erection" and get out as fast as possible
[2012-03-20 21:29:50] <atomic7732> that means they will never be able to find me
[2012-03-20 21:29:52] <Fiah> wtf erection
[2012-03-20 21:30:13] <Darvince> i have an erection at tight spaces.
[2012-03-20 21:30:13] <Fiah> ?
[2012-03-20 21:30:17] <Darvince> don't ask why
[2012-03-20 21:30:18] <Darvince> .
[2012-03-20 21:30:31] <Fiah> Then you should be good with tight holes.
[2012-03-20 21:30:39] <Fiah> Wink wink
[2012-03-20 21:30:44] <Darvince> oshit
[2012-03-20 21:30:46] <Fiah> Okay, I failed.
[2012-03-20 21:31:02] <Fiah> Crappiest joke evar :P
[2012-03-20 21:31:09] <Darvince> why would you stuff me in a hole
[2012-03-20 21:31:24] <Darvince> not tight hardness, tight softness.
[2012-03-20 21:31:26] <Darvince> or
[2012-03-20 21:31:26] <Fiah> No...
[2012-03-20 21:31:31] <Fiah> I mean, like...
[2012-03-20 21:31:31] <Darvince> oh god that sounds so wrong
[2012-03-20 21:31:43] <Fiah> The ass kind.
[2012-03-20 21:32:15] <Darvince> kol
[2012-03-20 21:32:35] <FiahOwl> Allrigh darv
[2012-03-20 21:32:36] <Darvince> ohi fiah
[2012-03-20 21:32:38] <Darvince> oshit
[2012-03-20 21:32:51] <Darvince> inb4 inside a too small sleeping bag with a male nue as a female darvince
[2012-03-20 21:33:08] <FiahOwl> Suddenly, you teleport into a forest with me hanging down from a tree.
[2012-03-20 21:33:17] <FiahOwl> I jump down, laughing.
[2012-03-20 21:33:22] <FiahOwl> And dust my shirt off.
[2012-03-20 21:33:36] <Darvince> then i'd have sex with you to confuse the hell out of you and run the hell away
[2012-03-20 21:34:02] <FiahOwl> You try to insert your penis down there, but I run to the nearest tree and start punching it.
[2012-03-20 21:34:27] <FiahOwl> Atomic suddenly wakes up on the forest floor
[2012-03-20 21:34:36] <FiahOwl> Kol
[2012-03-20 21:34:50] <FiahOwl> Matty suddenly falls from the sky into a nearby lake.
[2012-03-20 21:35:04] <Darvince> then i'd gather all active usforums members in a too-small room and then curl up in a ball with the incoming massive erection
[2012-03-20 21:35:26] <FiahOwl> We all follow you into a cave, and I notice you curling down.
[2012-03-20 21:35:42] <FiahOwl> I come over and ask you what's wrong.
[2012-03-20 21:35:49] <FiahOwl> You're turn.
[2012-03-20 21:35:59] <FiahOwl> No
[2012-03-20 21:36:02] <FiahOwl> Crap
[2012-03-20 21:36:06] <FiahOwl> No
[2012-03-20 21:36:07] <Darvince> I state what happens to cause me erections, and you move along in life.
[2012-03-20 21:36:27] <Darvince> except suddenly the cave turns really soft
[2012-03-20 21:36:34] <Darvince> and then i almost die from the massive erection
[2012-03-20 21:36:35] <FiahOwl> You state that, and I suddenly run into atomic and hug him.
[2012-03-20 21:36:37] <Darvince> inb4 kicked by naru
[2012-03-20 21:36:46] <atomic7732> it's like...
[2012-03-20 21:36:56] <FiahOwl> Atomic, suddenly I run into you and hug you.
[2012-03-20 21:37:00] <Naru523> dat pic
[2012-03-20 21:37:03] <FiahOwl> Your turn.
[2012-03-20 21:37:23] <Naru523> POO.
[2012-03-20 21:37:26] <atomic7732> something
[2012-03-20 21:37:28] <atomic7732> on you
[2012-03-20 21:37:30] <atomic7732> and you die
[2012-03-20 21:37:35] <atomic7732> ricin
[2012-03-20 21:37:37] <atomic7732> the power of ricin
[2012-03-20 21:37:40] <atomic7732> inb4 FBI
[2012-03-20 21:37:47] <Darvince> why
[2012-03-20 21:37:54] <FiahOwl> You poo in your pants as I hug you.
[2012-03-20 21:37:57] <Darvince> nuke bomb terrorist awesome communism
[2012-03-20 21:38:01] <Darvince> inb4 sikrit agency
[2012-03-20 21:38:12] <FiahOwl> I suddenly stop hugging you and go over and punch more trees.
[2012-03-20 21:38:16] <FiahOwl> The end.
[2012-03-20 21:38:18] <FiahOwl> Goodnight
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 26, 2012, 02:13:38 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on August 27, 2012, 12:06:54 AM
safq nues nues mysterious meeting.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 02, 2012, 04:22:53 PM
Question to discuss:
every message must have "egg" somewhere in it; also OP will never deliver
Stranger 1: erm.... egg
Stranger 2: eggxactly
Stranger 1: eggcelent
Stranger 1: eggtravicant
Stranger 2: eggbarrassing
Stranger 1: eggcicle
Stranger 2: egglicious
Stranger 1: eggcited
Stranger 1: eggtroudinary
Stranger 2: eggs
Stranger 1: i win
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: you ran out of puns
Stranger 2: shamefur eggspray
Stranger 1: thats a bit eggstreme
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: you win

Question to discuss:
every message must have "egg" somewhere in it; also OP will never deliver
Stranger 2: fuck you egg
Stranger 2: this queggstion sucks
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on September 02, 2012, 10:05:53 PM
/me eggxecutes Darvince
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on September 03, 2012, 02:33:30 AM
/me eggxecutes Darvince
eggxecute is a pokemon? kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 03, 2012, 03:59:34 AM
yes, the cutest pokemon ever.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on September 05, 2012, 09:47:12 PM
[21:46]   Naru523   H̵́͏̣̼̣͔̮̖̻̦̜O̴̴̢̟͔͎͙͚͇̹̪W̷̛͖̘̝ ̢̧͍̪̮̣͈D̗̼̫̟̻̺͘A̡͓̝̱͙̟̭͞Ŕ̶̲̜̰̻͈̖͈̣͡E̵͕̟̠̞͖̖͡ ̹̱̮͓͎̺̤̰Y̶̨̟̠͖̻̯̫͝O͡͝͏̭̥̠̭ͅU͢͏̴̼ͅ ̷̬͉̥E͔̣M̧̙̼̙̲͕̬B̖̺͉̻͝A͍̟̤̤̪R̺͔̹̟̯̗ͅR̢̮̤͇͇̳̯͙͢͝A̻S̵̴͕̼̦̣ͅS̷̯̪̖͍͇͔͕̹̳̀ ̢̝U̢̧҉̱͓̠̹S̴̳̰͉̼̭̯̙̻ ̞̤͇͕̥͝Ỳ̙̳̣̰̮̯͝ͅO̴̴̠̦̭̲U͖̩̱͜ͅ ̫̹͎̀L̨͏̬̦͎̰I̷͡҉̲͙̻̜͕̩͉͎Ṱ̱̭̤̤̼̤T̸̡̖L̢̮͖̝̬̀̕E̪̳̙̖͙ ͓̝̲͟͝B͓͝R͞͏͕̰̬̙̥͉Ą̗̰̬͖T̨̯̰͎̮͖͘͞!̷͍̣͙͟͢!̶͏̤̝̤͓!̩̳̰͟
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 06, 2012, 06:52:48 PM
[18:51]   <FiahOwl>   bin ladens speech at the DNC is so inspiring ;')
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on September 06, 2012, 07:12:37 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 10, 2012, 09:04:37 PM
[2012-09-10 20:54:40] <Kalassak> oh my god
[2012-09-10 20:54:45] <Kalassak> oh my god
[2012-09-10 20:54:47] <Kalassak> OH MY GOD
[2012-09-10 20:54:59] <Kalassak> oooooooooooooooooohhhhh mmmmyyyy gggoooodddd yeesssssssssssssssss
[2012-09-10 20:55:08] <Rodvenio> Kalassak is getting laid
[2012-09-10 20:55:09] <Rodvenio> shush
[2012-09-10 20:55:10] <Kalassak> i am going to cry
[2012-09-10 20:55:12] <Kalassak> this is amazing
[2012-09-10 20:55:27] <Kalassak> php1
[2012-09-10 20:55:28] <Kalassak> dot tumblr
[2012-09-10 20:55:30] <Kalassak> dot com
[2012-09-10 20:55:30] <Dar|eat> nue is having his first orgasm
[2012-09-10 20:55:32] <Kalassak> yeeeeeeeessssssssssssss
[2012-09-10 20:55:49] <Kalassak> finnnaaallllyyy
[2012-09-10 20:57:37] <Kalassak> i cannot express how happy i am
[2012-09-10 20:57:41] <Kalassak> sorry brb cycloning or something
[2012-09-10 20:58:02] <Dar|eat> kalassak watches movies of cyclones when he's horny
[2012-09-10 20:58:03] <Kalassak> oh look
[2012-09-10 20:58:04] <Kalassak> rain
[2012-09-10 20:58:04] <Dar|eat> and faps to them
[2012-09-10 20:58:14] <Kalassak> totally
[2012-09-10 20:58:18] <Kalassak> i totally do that
[2012-09-10 20:59:43] <Dar|eat> the rain is nue's cum
reed if yu want to discover the process of nue's first orgasm
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 10, 2012, 11:12:11 PM
Quote
reed if yu want to discover the process of nue's first orgasm
um
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 11, 2012, 02:54:49 AM
KOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on September 11, 2012, 11:51:13 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 11, 2012, 11:51:54 AM
i didn't.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on September 11, 2012, 01:34:02 PM
i didn't.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on September 11, 2012, 02:11:28 PM
I clicked it :(
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on September 11, 2012, 02:12:55 PM
tip, dont click on any link fiah sends
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on September 11, 2012, 03:57:43 PM
tip, dont click on any link fiah sends

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/71077_240550535361_5676708_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 11, 2012, 05:13:59 PM
i clicked it and my dog spoke a sentence of perfect akkadian, and the cats started talking about string theory.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 11, 2012, 10:04:18 PM
i'm cry
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 12, 2012, 04:06:48 PM
<Narafk>  ωну? ωну ∂σ тнєу αℓωαуѕ ℓєανє мє? ωну? ωну? ωну?
<Darvince> because you use greek incorrectly

(not to mention some of that isn't even Greek :P )
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on September 12, 2012, 10:05:23 PM
Kol, it also makes me rage when people do that in Яцssiaи.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 17, 2012, 12:01:47 AM
me: *laughter*
mom: what?
me: i'm still a kitchen
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom: it's ok son
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 17, 2012, 05:26:05 PM
[2012-09-17 17:22:39] <FiahOwl> hmmm i like this planet
[2012-09-17 17:22:42] <FiahOwl> its nice here
[2012-09-17 17:22:57] <vh|darwinia> yeah, that's a good thing about earth
[2012-09-17 17:23:01] <vh|darwinia> since when did you notice.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 18, 2012, 03:33:24 PM
[06:32.16] <+height_sagua> i
[06:32.17] <+height_sagua> am
[06:32.19] <+height_sagua> stupid
[06:32.20] <+height_sagua> poo
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 20, 2012, 09:44:31 PM
<Kalassak> mars is in the tropics
<Kalassak> i mean
<Kalassak> MSL
<Kalassak> lol mars
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 21, 2012, 01:55:45 PM
whats going on

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[03:09.21] <vh> hi
[03:09.23] <vh> fiktylpegasus
[03:09.24] <vh> oh kol this: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/5/4/78%20Crotch%20Foot%20Fail_thumb.jpg (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/5/4/78%20Crotch%20Foot%20Fail_thumb.jpg)
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[03:14.50] <vh> hi smjjames
[03:14.52] <vh> you all missed this
[03:14.53] <vh> oh kol this: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/5/4/78%20Crotch%20Foot%20Fail_thumb.jpg (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/5/4/78%20Crotch%20Foot%20Fail_thumb.jpg)
[03:15.10] <smjjames> Hi
[03:15.13] <smjjames> Missed what?
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[03:43.03] <+Arrow_McKnee> I always arrow on phone
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[04:10.07] <+matty406> I would love to just sit down and watch an Episode of Bear In The Big Blue House.
[04:11.04] <+matty406> It had some of the best puppetry ever
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 21, 2012, 04:01:21 PM
all the joins/quits?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 21, 2012, 04:38:22 PM
yeah.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 21, 2012, 05:02:04 PM
uhh, that's over 2 hours
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 21, 2012, 05:20:27 PM
yes but still.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 22, 2012, 08:35:35 PM
[11:07.00] <+Arrow_McKnee> My walnut days are over
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 23, 2012, 07:01:51 PM
<Kalassak> I'm almost done I juse need to divide Fykisel from Aijikqeynt
<vh> it's almost easier to divide someone's tongue when they try to prnounce those names
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 23, 2012, 08:45:08 PM
[20:15] <matty406> God's blood, this bard is a terrible singer.
[20:16] <matty406> Thank Talos she's started playing a lute instead.
[20:26] <mudkipz> lol
[20:26] <mudkipz> she took a arrow to the vocal cord prolly.

   Auivilxa   Did you like me instantly?
   Auivilxa   When did you fall in love with me?
   ivan_braginski   Last night.
   ivan_braginski   When we were in bed.
   Auivilxa   Which is the best age to marry?
   ivan_braginski   12.
   Auivilxa   What is the thing you love most about me?
   ivan_braginski   Pasta.
   Auivilxa   What is on your bedside table?
   ivan_braginski   A cup of shut the fuck up
   Auivilxa   If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
   Auivilxa   Name one of my body parts you simply love?
   ivan_braginski   .The bananas.
   Auivilxa   What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
   ivan_braginski   Your crotch.
   Auivilxa   Can you share 3 good points about me?
   ivan_braginski   You
   ivan_braginski   You're stupid, you're nice, and you're stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?   
   ivan_braginski   Hi.
   Auivilxa   Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
   ivan_braginski   Yes, because you are stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
   ivan_braginski   Eat it.
   Auivilxa   How many girls or guys have you slept with?
   Auivilxa   When you have sexual fantasies, who do you usually think of?
   ivan_braginski   Ten, six from darvince.
   ivan_braginski   My friends.

posted again because its win


[18:25] <matty406> Whennnnn will Bla update the server.
[18:25] <+skirtisan> when bukkit comes out
[18:25] <+skirtisan> >.>
[18:25] <+Naru523> When Darvince gets pregnant <3
[18:25] <+Darvince> wtf
[18:25] <matty406> Hurry up then.
[18:25] <+Darvince> that's im-
[18:25] <+Darvince> MATTY

FictilePegasus: asdftgjgtuihuiht
matty406:        asdgfdsaacslopclmjfds
FictilePegasus: Cslop?
FictilePegasus: matty...
matty406:        heee

[01:57]   Darvince   yyg
[01:59]   atomic7732   dra
   asleeporsumthin   sil

best 5 quotes from first 10 pages imo
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 23, 2012, 09:25:52 PM
where is spam or get banned
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on September 23, 2012, 11:51:12 PM
Cslop
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on September 24, 2012, 01:37:52 PM
Quote
[15:21] <+Naru523> its canon that at every world conference a few nations take a turn to slip printed-out screencaps of weird pornos in ethanthova’s binders/backpack when he isn’t looking and watch his face turn red mid-speech
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 24, 2012, 08:29:55 PM
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[11:28.27] <vh> bye matty
[11:28.37] <vh> hi naru523
[11:28.40] <vh> it's just us now
[11:28.42] <vh> and chanserv.
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[11:28.52] <vh> wtf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 25, 2012, 06:35:51 AM
Quote
[15:21] <+Naru523> its canon that at every world conference a few nations take a turn to slip printed-out screencaps of weird pornos in ethanthova’s binders/backpack when he isn’t looking and watch his face turn red mid-speech
*Ethanthova flips page* "... GUYS NOT AGAIN!"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on September 26, 2012, 04:58:46 AM
dan can just pull code out of his armpit

That's cool. I would have done the same.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on September 26, 2012, 04:41:30 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 26, 2012, 04:46:11 PM
[19:31:05]   Darvince   I love Boston
context:
[2012-09-26 16:31:58] <Fiah> oh
[2012-09-26 16:32:03] <Fiah> darv I totally forgot about that
[2012-09-26 16:32:06] <Fiah> I will but;
[2012-09-26 16:32:10] <Fiah> You have to say
[2012-09-26 16:32:14] <Fiah> I love Boston
[2012-09-26 16:32:14] <Darvince> well i think 118m trees are more beautiful than trees that turn dead in the winter
[2012-09-26 16:32:18] <Fiah> or else I won't
[2012-09-26 16:32:21] <Darvince> ok
[2012-09-26 16:32:23] <Darvince> I love Boston
[2012-09-26 16:32:26] <Fiah> ok
[2012-09-26 16:32:29] <Darvince> BAWWWWWWWWWSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
[2012-09-26 16:32:31] <Kalassak> deciduous forests are buggy
[2012-09-26 16:32:32] <Fiah> I mean--
[2012-09-26 16:32:33] <Darvince> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on September 26, 2012, 05:41:53 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 02, 2012, 05:34:52 PM
CHALLENGE DENIED.

[08:32.33] * vh|mapp (~Darv@71.39.236.158) has joined channel ##universesandbox
[08:32.37] <vh|mapp> height
[08:32.59] <vh|mapp> vh|ao we must ctam to 6666 today
[08:33.00] <vh|mapp> because
[08:33.25] <vh|mapp> the S&P500 and NASDAQ at the start of the day were 7 and 8, so 15.
[08:33.30] <vh|mapp> so we cannot fail.
[08:33.56] * vh|mapp (~Darv@71.39.236.158) Quit (Disconnected by services)
[08:33.57] --NickServ-- vh|mapp has been ghosted.
[08:33.59] <vh|ao> bye.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 02, 2012, 08:22:08 PM
[11:20.48] <vh|ns> out of all of us, bla is the only one smart enough not to go on this irc.
[11:21.19] <+Shmoohwpy> He's a dirty communist anyway
[11:21.30] <vh|ns> lp;
[11:21.30] <+Kalassak> ok brb being smart
[11:21.40] * Kalassak (~atomic773@unaffiliated/atomic7732) has left ##universesandbox ("Leaving")
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 02, 2012, 08:22:19 PM
KOL

[11:21.52] * Kalassak (~atomic773@unaffiliated/atomic7732) has joined channel ##universesandbox
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[11:21.55] <+Kalassak> but then I got dumb again
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on October 02, 2012, 10:30:18 PM
I would have done the same I mean

Kol.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on October 02, 2012, 10:40:49 PM
* BlaBla44 (~BlaBla44@0x5da7a152.cpe.ge-0-1-0-1105.aroenqu1.customer.tele.dk) has joined ##universesandbox
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<BlaBla44> You saw nothing.
<BlaBla44> (quit
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<Kalassak> i saw
<Kalassak> everything
<Kalassak> too slow
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 02, 2012, 10:50:15 PM
to not be seen by a kalassak, you must leave the irc at a speed of approximately 1/4c.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 03, 2012, 12:20:18 PM
kolwut
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on October 03, 2012, 07:23:24 PM

/quit
/quit
/quit
/quit
/quit
/quit

done practicing.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on October 05, 2012, 08:17:51 PM
<TAWX14> Ok, I made this one up on my own
<TAWX14> Knock knock
<Kalassak> who's at my door
<TAWX14> Doris
<Kalassak> Doris, there's a freaking doorbell you know!
<TAWX14> :|
<TAWX14> Yqt1001, knock knock
<TheAustinMan> what?
<TAWX14> TAM knock knock
<TheAustinMan> who's there
<Kalassak> we should call TAM Tam
<TAWX14> Doris
<TheAustinMan> doris who
<TAWX14> doris locked that's why I'm knocking dumbass.
<Kalassak> kol
<TheAustinMan> there's a damn doorbell
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 06, 2012, 04:22:57 AM
after darspam:

[08:24.48] <+Darvince> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqSvCC8xs0NzdGU4bnZPR25abk1JclcyLUVON2FyWmc#gid=10will the real vh|btd unlock ctam
[08:26.27] <vh|btd> ok
[08:26.30] <vh|btd> but
[08:26.46] <vh|btd> only after one day of waiting for every 'incoming' you spammed
[08:27.17] <+Darvince> aaaaaaaa
[08:27.23] <+Darvince> that's like march
[08:27.24] <+Darvince> !!!
[08:27.28] <vh|btd> yeah, not my fault
[08:27.36] <@FiktylPegasus> lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on October 10, 2012, 07:05:42 PM
* vh throws 50 ton aerogel at kalassafk
* kalassafk throws 60 ton aerogel at vh
* mitt_rmoney throws 180 tons of crude oil at both of you.
<mitt_rmoney> You need to experience this oil's full effect to see how it will boost the economy.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 11, 2012, 11:45:48 PM
apparently kalassak's tits

according to darvince
yes darforum quotes use the same style as usforum quotes.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 11, 2012, 11:59:00 PM
hoping to have "Spam or get banned" get into bash.org
http://www.bash.org/?953729 (http://www.bash.org/?953729)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on October 14, 2012, 07:19:57 PM
[18:48] <+matty406> King of broken images, aspiring internet fandom dictator.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 15, 2012, 02:01:16 PM
apparently the danish education system includes numerous question marks:

[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> Topic 1 (I plan to respond): ??? ??, ????, ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ?????? ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ???? ??? ???????,
[04:59.46] <+BlaBla44> ?????????, ????????
[04:59.47] <+BlaBla44> ? ??????????-?????? ? ???
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on October 15, 2012, 02:59:26 PM
Kol they were lyrics from some random Soviet music I was trying to make sense of. But  your IRC client doesn't like Cyrillic.
I meant to post a link to the MC forum but I clicked the wrong buttons so I didn't copy it.

Ансамбль Красной армии Вася-Василёк (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNiAGO-Fhhk#)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 19, 2012, 11:11:48 PM
meanwhile on ns forum
Quote from: Desperate Measures
Quote from: The Black Forrest
Why should we screw up other planets?

Because fuck other planets. Out there. Not doing anything. Not growing anything. Looking at us.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 20, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
Kol they were lyrics from some random Soviet music I was trying to make sense of. But  your IRC client doesn't like Cyrillic.
I meant to post a link to the MC forum but I clicked the wrong buttons so I didn't copy it.

Ансамбль Красной армии Вася-Василёк (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNiAGO-Fhhk#)

(kol where is the subtitles button, or are the people talking in english and i can't understand)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on October 21, 2012, 04:25:26 AM
(kol where is the subtitles button, or are the people talking in english and i can't understand)
http://sovmusic.ru/text.php?fname=vasvas (http://sovmusic.ru/text.php?fname=vasvas)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 21, 2012, 06:48:20 AM
kol his lastname is cornflower
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on October 21, 2012, 08:02:32 AM
I would also be depressed if that were my lastname. jk.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on October 24, 2012, 06:23:03 AM
Kol. I also changed it when the SOPApocalypse was about to happen. Calm down. I'm just protecting the world against potential apocalypses.
I have to save the world every once in a while.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 29, 2012, 05:54:00 PM
"Hello, kind Sir/artificial data entity. What sort of earthly/cosmic event could've possibly motivated you to make ◕‿‿◕ your title? I'm just curious. "
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 01, 2012, 02:15:38 PM
<matty406> 50 shades of Darv
<Darvince> kol matty
<matty406> It's got a lot of...
<matty406> 'sugg'estive material
* matty406 dies
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 02, 2012, 05:40:47 PM
kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on November 03, 2012, 04:51:38 AM
sovkol'ing
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on November 04, 2012, 11:03:14 PM
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 04, 2012, 11:11:24 PM
Kolwut
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on November 05, 2012, 05:16:33 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 11, 2012, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: synchtube
atomic7732: I'MM WORRYGIN
NO STHUCH UP
FKJFKSAF
ofhjfkjgakdsgkdjgdslg
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
perkins.avi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS78f4WUbXs#)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 11, 2012, 02:45:44 PM
[21:38] <+_|-_-|_> vh the only thing in darvincian prisons are 1.47 billion scented kilts

[21:39] <+_|-_-|_> life lesson: when matty says "kol" it will be safq'd within 5 minutes

yup
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on November 11, 2012, 02:47:07 PM
GOD. That's freaking disturbing!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on November 11, 2012, 03:13:59 PM
[16:51] <+FiktylPegasus> Lolwut
[16:52] <+FiktylPegasus> I fell asleep
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on November 11, 2012, 03:27:48 PM
[17:24] <Yqt1001> the only reason why I said yes today was because I wandered over, and I felt like if I said no you would attack me anyways :P
[17:25] <+matty406> "GOD. That's freaking disturbing!" hardly
[17:26] <Yqt1001> though I'm assuming that bong_ if you got an independent state from the UBSR, you could probably declare war on someone and try to conquer their land, but ultimately that would lead Bla to insanity controlling it
[17:27] <bong_> ikr
[17:27] <Yqt1001> also it would be super easy to make an alliance against an aggressive warmonger like yourself :P
[17:27] <bong_> kol yqt srsly

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 13, 2012, 09:39:04 PM
<pywx> WTPQ20 TD  07.6N 109.5E POOR W 06KT 1006HPA 030KT
<FiahOwl> pyrex what the fuck
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on November 15, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
[21:25] == bong_ [45741525@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.116.21.37] has joined ##mw2discussion
[21:25] == mode/##mw2discussion [+ns] by rowling.freenode.net
[21:25] <@bong_> hi
[21:25] <@bong_> hi
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[21:25] <Darvince> you are a sikkel
[21:25] <@bong_> hi
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: notshmoopymovealong on November 16, 2012, 08:33:37 AM
[08:27] <+kill-all-schl> i like how 99% of transgendered that have changed gender are super hot

No context.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 17, 2012, 06:52:31 PM
[2012-11-17 18:51:51] <Naru523> shit i almost read dan dixon as damn dixon now
my life is complete
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on November 18, 2012, 11:46:07 AM
[13:43] <+rodvenio> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdp4a2XJLa1rvgn38.gif (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdp4a2XJLa1rvgn38.gif) what aeridani plans to have in the future
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 18, 2012, 08:33:06 PM
<kolkon> programming is like writing a book in a foreign language with just a dictionary

basically
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 20, 2012, 11:12:11 PM
<Darvince> omg i just saID THAT I NEED TO USE THE LITTER BOX
<Darvince> HOW Dumb caN I GET

darv is a cat
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on November 22, 2012, 10:55:10 AM
[15:42] <+FiahOwl> Matty406 refresh the page I accidentally posted the same link wife and I fixed it
[15:42] <+FiahOwl> twice not wife
[15:42] <+matty406> I might slap a big continent in thar
[15:42] <+Hell|cleaninwall> kol
[15:42] <+Hell|cleaninwall> wife fiah
[15:42] <+Hell|cleaninwall> link wife
[15:43] <+Hell|cleaninwall> its zelda!!

kol


[16:23] <+Hellpotatoe>  chickens are like this
[16:23] <+Hellpotatoe> they dont wanna die D:
[16:23] <+Arrow_McKnee> I mean I understand animals have to die so we can live, but I don't want anything to do with the process pre-butcher stage
[16:23] <+Hellpotatoe> or dye too
[16:24] <+Hellpotatoe> try see the death of a cow
[16:24] <+Hellpotatoe> its worse
[16:24] <+Arrow_McKnee> I know, nothing wants to die
[16:24] <+Hellpotatoe> no
[16:24] <+Hellpotatoe> terrorists
[16:24] <+Hellpotatoe> most of them wants die

kol²
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 23, 2012, 02:53:19 PM
[04:52.15] <+Kalassak> it was perfect and now if I try again it will be wrong
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 23, 2012, 03:42:59 PM
[05:42.08] <+matty406> I could move my land if some people want to be touching me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on November 29, 2012, 07:43:23 PM
[21:37] <bong_> kip
[21:37] <bong_> kip
[21:37] <bong_> kip aint on
[21:38] <bong_> kip aint on
[21:39] <bong_> kip aint on
[21:39] <bong_> kip aint on
[21:40] <bong_> kip aint on
[21:40] <bong_> kip aint on
[21:41] == vh [~IceChat9@ool-45741525.dyn.optonline.net] has joined ##universesandbox
[21:41] <bong_> ##Universesandbox3Discuss
[21:41] == mode/##universesandbox [+v vh] by ChanServ
[21:41] <bong_> KOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 01, 2012, 11:33:14 AM
[18:32] <bong_> im wating tiaawesfit that mcw mfato afspa ok?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 01, 2012, 11:42:12 AM
how is this funny
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 01, 2012, 11:43:41 AM
Because it's gibberish
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 01, 2012, 11:44:41 AM
-.-
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 01, 2012, 11:56:26 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 03, 2012, 07:27:10 PM
[21:25] <+Dar|mapp> is will be up when bong sleeps
[21:26] <+vh> ok dar|mapp
[21:26] <+Dar|mapp> BONG_ GO TO BREAD
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 08, 2012, 12:12:43 PM
[13:49] <+matty406> My leg just did a weird jumpy thing
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 10, 2012, 05:16:07 PM
[19:11] <Darvince> dar|is|dumb
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 10, 2012, 06:08:21 PM
i can tell you still have a vendetta against me right now
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 10, 2012, 06:45:17 PM
i can tell you still have a vendetta against me right now
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 10, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
i can tell you still have a vendetta against me right now
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 10, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
i can tell you still have a vendetta against me right now
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 10, 2012, 06:54:08 PM
i can tell you still have a vendetta against me right now
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on December 11, 2012, 03:05:45 PM
I don't know how this works, so...
[16:58] <crazydson> fag
[16:58] <Bitsby> D
[16:59] <crazydson> Did you mean, ":D," fag?
[17:01] <Bitsby> No. But now that you mention it...
[17:01] <BItsby> Faggot.
[17:02] <crazydson> Stop calling yourself that, faggot.
[17:02] <crazydson> :D
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 11, 2012, 03:09:32 PM
i can tell you still have a vendetta against me right now
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 11, 2012, 04:06:20 PM
I don't know how this works, so...
[16:58] <crazydson> fag
[16:58] <Bitsby> D
[16:59] <crazydson> Did you mean, ":D," fag?
[17:01] <Bitsby> No. But now that you mention it...
[17:01] <BItsby> Faggot.
[17:02] <crazydson> Stop calling yourself that, faggot.
[17:02] <crazydson> :D
what ##channel
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on December 11, 2012, 04:35:38 PM
What?
Nevermind, this was a conversation I had with my friend on Steam.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 11, 2012, 04:40:47 PM
i can tell you still have a vendetta against me right now
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 11, 2012, 07:58:56 PM
[19:57] <kalahwk> trombone
[19:57] <ubv>  it was only for a year

SPY

[20:26] <+vh> !stop
[20:26] <ubv>  wait a minute
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 12, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
[20:19] <ubv> BONG IS THE BEST

[20:28] <ubv> Dar|kraft afk or sleep in blacraft will you
[20:28] <+Dar|kraft> WTF

[20:30] <ubv> !talk 1
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 12, 2012, 07:45:28 PM
[09:44.43] <vh> paradox interactive is a ****
[09:44.52] <kalahwk> inb4 complete
[09:44.53] <vh> eu3 complete is not complete!
[09:44.59] <kalahwk> inafter complete
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 12, 2012, 08:07:50 PM
[10:07.22] <Yqt1001> Parlez vous francais ubv!?
[10:07.24] <ubv>  Kolwhatever.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 12, 2012, 08:08:28 PM
[10:08.01] <ubv>  how high can you get
[10:08.09] <vh> depends on how much meth i have left
[10:08.11] <ubv>  what a cute
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 13, 2012, 08:24:07 AM
[20:30] <ubv> !talk 1
It has become aware
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 20, 2012, 05:02:32 PM
[00:00] <rodvenio> england has fallen
[00:00] <matty406> Good news everyone!
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on December 20, 2012, 05:27:03 PM
[00:00] <rodvenio> england has fallen
[00:00] <matty406> Good news everyone!
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00:00?
you're 2 hours early
or I'm 2 hours late?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 20, 2012, 05:41:03 PM
Timezones, the wraiths are very accurate timekeepers
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 20, 2012, 09:25:55 PM
oh noes!

[11:24.57] <+Yqt1001> what is this
[11:25.04] <+Yqt1001> I dont even
[11:25.06] * Yqt1001 (~Yqt1001@216-211-42-34.dynamic.tbaytel.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.89 [Firefox 17.0.1/20121128204232])
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 23, 2012, 12:22:59 AM
from the amalgamate forum
<map to be made>

When it is complete, you will be able to claim <number> of zones maximum. Anywhere on the map, they need not border, but it might look better if they do. Your choice.

No "taken"s allowed until I have posted the map here.

Official colors:

(note to slef: colors, dotted provinces, flag in center)

(note to slef: colors, dotted provinces, flag in center)

(note to slef:

slef

slef

slef
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 23, 2012, 03:11:30 PM
Slef
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 25, 2012, 05:41:54 PM
rescue from page 3
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 25, 2012, 05:43:25 PM
rescue from page 3

^+10
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 27, 2012, 07:17:46 PM
[09:12.49] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> <+vh> i still have no idea why people tack numbers onto the end of their nicknames, especially whentheirs is uncommon enough as to not need a number
[09:12.56] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> youuuuu
[09:13.00] <vh> meeeeeeeee
[09:13.06] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[09:13.13] <vh> meeeeee
[09:13.23] <vh> *swallows a dwarf whole*
[09:13.37] <smjraptor21> How do I log in before attempting to verify registration?
[09:13.37] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> The forgotten beast Vh
[09:14.01] <+Mattehj_Die_Epic> Vh Mudlurke
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 27, 2012, 07:48:32 PM
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 28, 2012, 11:43:08 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on January 02, 2013, 02:50:48 PM
* Kalassak has kicked dicks
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on January 06, 2013, 07:40:58 PM
[18:39]   ubv   my server will never work
[18:39]   Arrow_McEyebrow   ubv, Aeridani or Solea?
[18:39]   ubv   kurdistan's
[18:39]   vh   KOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 09, 2013, 03:35:59 PM
[20:42] <+li> "what's your ideal type"
...
[20:42] <+li> A furry who is taller than them and has hazel eyes and black hair.
[20:42] <+li> MATTY406 YOU'RE A FURRY

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ThinkingGradualAwesome.gif)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 19, 2013, 12:29:33 AM
[20:15] <matty406> God's blood, this bard is a terrible singer.
[20:16] <matty406> Thank Talos she's started playing a lute instead.
[20:26] <mudkipz> lol
[20:26] <mudkipz> she took a arrow to the vocal cord prolly.

   Auivilxa   Did you like me instantly?
   Auivilxa   When did you fall in love with me?
   ivan_braginski   Last night.
   ivan_braginski   When we were in bed.
   Auivilxa   Which is the best age to marry?
   ivan_braginski   12.
   Auivilxa   What is the thing you love most about me?
   ivan_braginski   Pasta.
   Auivilxa   What is on your bedside table?
   ivan_braginski   A cup of shut the fuck up
   Auivilxa   If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
   Auivilxa   Name one of my body parts you simply love?
   ivan_braginski   .The bananas.
   Auivilxa   What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
   ivan_braginski   Your crotch.
   Auivilxa   Can you share 3 good points about me?
   ivan_braginski   You
   ivan_braginski   You're stupid, you're nice, and you're stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?   
   ivan_braginski   Hi.
   Auivilxa   Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
   ivan_braginski   Yes, because you are stupid.
   Auivilxa   If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
   ivan_braginski   Eat it.
   Auivilxa   How many girls or guys have you slept with?
   Auivilxa   When you have sexual fantasies, who do you usually think of?
   ivan_braginski   Ten, six from darvince.
   ivan_braginski   My friends.

posted again because its win


[18:25] <matty406> Whennnnn will Bla update the server.
[18:25] <+skirtisan> when bukkit comes out
[18:25] <+skirtisan> >.>
[18:25] <+Naru523> When Darvince gets pregnant <3
[18:25] <+Darvince> wtf
[18:25] <matty406> Hurry up then.
[18:25] <+Darvince> that's im-
[18:25] <+Darvince> MATTY

FictilePegasus: asdftgjgtuihuiht
matty406:        asdgfdsaacslopclmjfds
FictilePegasus: Cslop?
FictilePegasus: matty...
matty406:        heee

[01:57]   Darvince   yyg
[01:59]   atomic7732   dra
   asleeporsumthin   sil

best 5 quotes from first 10 pages imo
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 19, 2013, 12:30:31 AM
sadly, no: http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg84072.html#msg84072 (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,4961.msg84072.html#msg84072)

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 20, 2013, 09:20:58 AM
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on January 22, 2013, 05:52:00 PM
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[19:48] <+Darvince> gj you fucked up
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what does that look like
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on January 22, 2013, 05:53:36 PM
my work in teting

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 29, 2013, 10:03:58 PM
"so you've listened to projections front to back and you loved / hated / admire / despise / ate lunch while listening to / drove to the moon while listening to / rode a roller coaster while listening to / anything else while listening to it."

yes wolfgun i drove to the moon listening
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on February 10, 2013, 08:04:30 AM
I'll share some screenshots once we're a little further along and are sure that we'll be shipping our latest experiments.

>shipping

ok
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 12, 2013, 07:18:14 AM
Big Blautyfull Blanoxium Bla,
I humbly present myself to use, with your permission, your incredible wisdom. I would ask you, meekly, if I have the right and permission to possess some region, besides having Kaktocity.
Gladly I thank you for your valuable attention, happy to wait for an answer from someone as great as you.

From a insignificant nether potatoe.

kol
Thanks for enlightening me with your illuminating answer from your great wisdom.

Sorry for taking up so much of your time with silly questions, but I wonder if there are required buildings for cities, like the colletive storages? There is something I should do in regard to maintenance of the regions (excluding development)?

Once again I apologize for the inconvenience that this tuber infernal may have caused to you.

Already happy with your response,
Hellpotatoe.

Everyone should speak to me like this.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 12, 2013, 07:34:00 AM
Nobody should speak to you like that.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 12, 2013, 07:54:30 AM
tuber infernal omg
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on February 12, 2013, 08:03:41 AM
tuber infernal omg
google tradutor is fail
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on February 12, 2013, 02:17:49 PM
YE

[20:51] <+ubv> darvincia is down to two provinces that are seperated by like 6 provinces :P
[20:51] <smjjames> !topic kaeshar
[20:51] <smjjames> test
[20:51] <smjjames> !talk 100
[20:51] <+Darvince> LOL smjjames
[20:51] <+Yqt1001> XD
[20:52] <smjjames> What
[20:52] <+Darvince> i can't breathe
[20:52] <smjjames> ???
[20:52] <+Kalassak> kol
[20:52] <+ubv> (i'm not a bot)
[20:52] <+Yqt1001> i cant breath
[20:52] <smjjames> What did I do that was funny? Wasn't trying to be funny
[20:52] <+Darvince> you tried to control mudkipz
[20:52] <+bong_> kol
[20:52] <smjjames> ?
[20:52] <+Yqt1001> !mudkipz dance
[20:52] <+bong_> ubv is NOT a bot
[20:52] <+Darvince> ubv != bot
[20:52] <smjjames> oh lol
[20:52] <+Darvince> ubv<4 numbers> = bot
[20:53] <+Darvince> ie ubv3248 would be the bot
[20:53] <+Darvince> ubv is mudkipz
[20:53] <smjjames> *facepalm* LOL! XD
[20:53] <+Darvince> SILLY HUMANS
[20:53] <+Darvince> YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME
[20:53] <smjjames> Sorry, lolz.
[20:53] <+Darvince> eugrope
[20:53] <+bong_> kol smj
[20:53] <+bong_> safq quick
[20:54] <smjjames> Well he had me fooled for sure, lol.
[20:54] <smjjames> lolz.....
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on February 22, 2013, 06:59:19 PM
revive safq!

[2013-02-22 18:52:02] <ubv> darvincia is down to two provinces that are seperated by like 6 provinces :P
[2013-02-22 18:52:21] <smjjames> !topic kaeshar
[2013-02-22 18:52:27] <smjjames> test
[2013-02-22 18:52:33] <smjjames> !talk 100
[2013-02-22 18:52:35] <Darvince> LOL smjjames
[2013-02-22 18:52:38] <Yqt1001> XD
[2013-02-22 18:52:39] <smjjames> What
[2013-02-22 18:52:42] <Darvince> i can't breathe
[2013-02-22 18:52:50] <smjjames> ???
[2013-02-22 18:52:52] <Kalassak> kol
[2013-02-22 18:52:53] <ubv> (i'm not a bot)
[2013-02-22 18:52:54] <Yqt1001> i cant breath
[2013-02-22 18:53:05] <smjjames> What did I do that was funny? Wasn't trying to be funny
[2013-02-22 18:53:12] <Darvince> you tried to control mudkipz
[2013-02-22 18:53:21] <smjjames> ?
[2013-02-22 18:53:25] <Yqt1001> !mudkipz dance
[2013-02-22 18:53:29] <Darvince> ubv != bot
[2013-02-22 18:53:34] <Darvince> ubv<4 numbers> = bot
[2013-02-22 18:53:35] <smjjames> oh lol
[2013-02-22 18:53:47] <Darvince> ie ubv3248 would be the bot
[2013-02-22 18:53:49] <Darvince> ubv is mudkipz
[2013-02-22 18:53:52] <smjjames> *facepalm* LOL! XD
[2013-02-22 18:54:04] <smjjames> Sorry, lolz.
[2013-02-22 18:54:51] <smjjames> Well he had me fooled for sure, lol.
[2013-02-22 18:55:23] <smjjames> lolz.....
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on February 24, 2013, 04:42:03 AM
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
This scared me.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on February 24, 2013, 05:17:26 AM
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
This scared me.
Bla is scared, this scared me D:
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 11, 2013, 01:31:56 PM
Welcome shadowscal :D

Note: If you want to keep your mind as it is now, I recomend you to NEVER even click on Everything Else...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 12, 2013, 03:48:41 PM
[18:48] <+FiahOwl> smjjames you get an F- in universalis geography
[18:48] <+Dar|kraft> you get an F- in universalis geography

NOT rehersed
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on March 25, 2013, 09:35:34 AM
[16:27] <+rodvenio> http://25.media.tumblr.com/b08be26bae50a6f228278f059d194fcb/tumblr_mjjvjgeLiU1r9uuuso1_500.gif (http://25.media.tumblr.com/b08be26bae50a6f228278f059d194fcb/tumblr_mjjvjgeLiU1r9uuuso1_500.gif) matty.mov
[16:28] <+matty406> oh my god
[16:28] <+Hellpotatoe> this pc isnt even old =P
[16:28] <+Hellpotatoe> like
[16:28] <+Hellpotatoe> hes looking at a refrigerator
[16:29] <+matty406> draw women get money
[16:29] <+Hellpotatoe> ^
[16:29] <+rodvenio> One Direction- What Makes You Haha (What Makes You Beautiful) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evwwWWYD0ZA#) matty_to_hp.mov
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on March 25, 2013, 06:49:18 PM
[01:47] <+apu> wth when i type dictionarie my autocorrect changes it to dicktorture
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 26, 2013, 06:15:17 PM
"some years ago when I had friends IRL." - Bla


sad
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 26, 2013, 09:06:07 PM
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 26, 2013, 11:21:46 PM
[20:45] <+bong_> *gtg
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 27, 2013, 07:37:10 AM
[10:36] <+bong_> SMJJAMES
[10:36] == smjjames [~chatzilla@98.176.1.12] has joined ##universesandbox
[10:36] <+bong_> HOLYSHIT

i sweare, half a second apart
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 04, 2013, 06:03:16 PM
[2012-07-03 17:34:51] <sagua> mattias_drake IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:34:54] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> LOL
[2012-07-03 17:35:02] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <BlaBla44> I request being shot
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> shit
[2012-07-03 17:35:07] <sagua> THEY ARE NOW BOTH IN HELL!
[2012-07-03 17:35:08] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yes
[2012-07-03 17:35:11] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> HELL
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] * Mattias_Drake lives inside your eyeball.
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK YES]
[2012-07-03 17:35:15] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK FUCK YES
[2012-07-03 17:35:19] <sagua> blabla44 IS SHOT IN THE STOMACH WITH TWO EYES
[2012-07-03 17:35:22] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> I GET TO PLAY CARDS WITH THE DEVIL
[2012-07-03 17:35:28] <BlaBla44> Ok, cu
[2012-07-03 17:35:32] <--| BlaBla44 has left ##darp
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 04, 2013, 06:28:07 PM
this entire thiNG I CAN'T BREATHE

[2012-07-03 17:24:28] <sagua> ##DARP
[2012-07-03 17:24:29] <sagua> HAS
[2012-07-03 17:24:32] <sagua> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGUN
[2012-07-03 17:24:49] <Mattias_Drake> I DROPPED THE FLAME ;A;
[2012-07-03 17:24:50] * Fiah looks for her cane
[2012-07-03 17:24:56] <sagua> Fiah is an ass-crack old lady
[2012-07-03 17:25:00] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 21:00 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody''
[2012-07-03 17:25:02] <sagua> Oh wait!
[2012-07-03 17:25:05] <Fiah> ok good
[2012-07-03 17:25:08] <Fiah> :D
[2012-07-03 17:25:13] <sagua> She just got 103 years shaved off!
[2012-07-03 17:25:16] <Fiah> wow
[2012-07-03 17:25:26] <Fiah> yay i am young again
[2012-07-03 17:25:32] <Fiah> can I be french? :3
[2012-07-03 17:25:35] <sagua> no fiah
[2012-07-03 17:25:38] <Fiah> dammit
[2012-07-03 17:25:45] <sagua> everyone speaks norwegian for ease of communication
[2012-07-03 17:25:49] <Fiah> no
[2012-07-03 17:25:50] <Mattias_Drake> I like how your threshold of being old is 11/12
[2012-07-03 17:26:02] <Fiah> we all speak english
[2012-07-03 17:26:05] <sagua> no
[2012-07-03 17:26:08] <sagua> everyone speaks tagalog
[2012-07-03 17:26:12] <Fiah> no
[2012-07-03 17:26:13] <Fiah> english
[2012-07-03 17:26:15] <Fiah> or else
[2012-07-03 17:26:16] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:26:27] <sagua> kolok everyone speaks anglicanized japanese then
[2012-07-03 17:26:28] <Mattias_Drake> Everyone speaks in tongues
[2012-07-03 17:26:32] <sagua> YES matty
[2012-07-03 17:26:33] <Fiah> ok
[2012-07-03 17:26:33] <sagua> kol
[2012-07-03 17:26:41] <BlaBla44> Bla says something in Danish about giving Fiah some bank
[2012-07-03 17:26:44] <Mattias_Drake> AjJdjeuHhhshHshdhGxvwgFqta
[2012-07-03 17:26:44] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:46] <Fiah> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:26:51] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:26:54] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:54] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:26:55] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:56] <Fiah> lol
[2012-07-03 17:26:56] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:26:59] <Fiah> lol
[2012-07-03 17:27:01] <sagua> 4DARP HAS HALTED
[2012-07-03 17:27:02] <sagua> 4DARP HAS RESUMED
[2012-07-03 17:27:11] =-= Narfood is now known as Narafk
[2012-07-03 17:27:11] <Mattias_Drake> You require additional Vespene Gas.
[2012-07-03 17:27:15] <BlaBla44> I examine my surroundings.
[2012-07-03 17:27:23] * Fiah examines the dark closet
[2012-07-03 17:27:33] <sagua> blabla44 sees an smjjames kissing him, about to squeeze his penis
[2012-07-03 17:27:44] <Narafk> wat
[2012-07-03 17:27:44] * Mattias_Drake comes out of the closet for everyone to see
[2012-07-03 17:27:55] * Fiah screams and points at smjjames
[2012-07-03 17:28:09] * Mattias_Drake recoils
[2012-07-03 17:28:09] <sagua> fiah start schwapping at the sight
[2012-07-03 17:28:11] =-= Fiah is now known as Fem_Fiah_FTL
[2012-07-03 17:28:16] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> no sagua
[2012-07-03 17:28:20] <sagua> mattias_drake is SUDDENLY WEARING A WAISTCOAT
[2012-07-03 17:28:27] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sagua seriously
[2012-07-03 17:28:29] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> this make sno sense
[2012-07-03 17:28:30] <sagua> and nothing else
[2012-07-03 17:28:36] <BlaBla44> I parry the invasion of my vital regions and try to move backwards.
[2012-07-03 17:28:39] <Mattias_Drake> .-.
[2012-07-03 17:28:42] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> .-.
[2012-07-03 17:28:52] <sagua> blabla44 instead moves closer and pisses into smjjames's vagina
[2012-07-03 17:29:02] <BlaBla44> .-.
[2012-07-03 17:29:02] * Fem_Fiah_FTL runs out of the closet and looks for a bathroom to stay in
[2012-07-03 17:29:03] * Narafk spits water
[2012-07-03 17:29:11] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> .-. @ bla
[2012-07-03 17:29:18] <Narafk> Bla I am disappoint
[2012-07-03 17:29:38] * Mattias_Drake goes back in closet and stays
[2012-07-03 17:29:40] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl instead runs into the door as darvince grabs her and has sex
[2012-07-03 17:29:52] <sagua> mattias_drake is SUDDENLY WEARING UNDEES
[2012-07-03 17:29:53] * Fem_Fiah_FTL kicks darvince in the penis and runs\
[2012-07-03 17:29:54] <Narafk> wat
[2012-07-03 17:30:01] <BlaBla44> ...I ask smjjames not to do stuff to me which I haven't agreed to
[2012-07-03 17:30:02] <Narafk> darvince is a girl.
[2012-07-03 17:30:09] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yeah we still have our penises
[2012-07-03 17:30:14] * Mattias_Drake waits for read of clothes to materialise
[2012-07-03 17:30:16] <Narafk> omk
[2012-07-03 17:30:17] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> they have yet to fall off
[2012-07-03 17:30:19] <Mattias_Drake> Rest*
[2012-07-03 17:30:22] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl RUNS OUT OF THE CLOSET, KICKING DARVINCE IN THE VAGINA
[2012-07-03 17:30:28] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yay
[2012-07-03 17:30:30] <BlaBla44> I would have done the same.
[2012-07-03 17:30:32] <Narafk> ... rite
[2012-07-03 17:30:34] * Fem_Fiah_FTL looks for a bathroom
[2012-07-03 17:30:39] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl SUDDENLY HAS A BLOUSE
[2012-07-03 17:30:44] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> what
[2012-07-03 17:30:51] <BlaBla44> I go out of the closet.
[2012-07-03 17:30:51] <sagua> yes
[2012-07-03 17:30:55] <sagua> everyone is naked
[2012-07-03 17:31:01] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> oh good I have some clothes
[2012-07-03 17:31:09] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> NOW SAGUA, BLESS ME WITH SOME PANTS
[2012-07-03 17:31:09] <sagua> EVERYONE RUSHES OUT OF THE CLOSET AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AS BLABLA44 AND DIES
[2012-07-03 17:31:30] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 21:00 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: Bla''
[2012-07-03 17:31:34] <BlaBla44> I hide and spy on all the naked peop--- I mean
[2012-07-03 17:31:38] * Fem_Fiah_FTL re-encarnates because she believes in zombieism
[2012-07-03 17:31:46] <BlaBla44> I walk around and explore the building.
[2012-07-03 17:32:00] <sagua> Fem_fiah_ftl REINCARNATES IN THE CAPITAL OF NICARAGUA IN SOMEONE'S WOMB!
[2012-07-03 17:32:13] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ewww
[2012-07-03 17:32:17] <Narafk> but
[2012-07-03 17:32:18] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> she is gonna explode
[2012-07-03 17:32:18] <Narafk> but
[2012-07-03 17:32:21] <Narafk> i thought we were in NS
[2012-07-03 17:32:23] * Mattias_Drake lives on as a floating waistcoat
[2012-07-03 17:32:25] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> an 11 year old human
[2012-07-03 17:32:25] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:56 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: Bla''
[2012-07-03 17:32:27] <sagua> no
[2012-07-03 17:32:31] <sagua> time is going backwards
[2012-07-03 17:32:31] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> in a fucking ladys womb
[2012-07-03 17:32:35] <sagua> no
[2012-07-03 17:32:41] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl you are a tiny fetus
[2012-07-03 17:32:45] <Narafk> sad
[2012-07-03 17:32:46] * Mattias_Drake floats around
[2012-07-03 17:32:46] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> oh shit
[2012-07-03 17:32:51] <sagua> kol
[2012-07-03 17:32:53] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> better than dead ^.^
[2012-07-03 17:32:56] <sagua> mattias_drake IS IN HEAVEN
[2012-07-03 17:32:57] =-= Narafk is now known as Narfood
[2012-07-03 17:33:01] <Narfood> NOODLES I HAVE COME
[2012-07-03 17:33:07] <sagua> mattias_drake sees ron paul BITCHING AT GOD!
[2012-07-03 17:33:16] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> seriously darvince start this over
[2012-07-03 17:33:25] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:33:36] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> from the "Fiah is wearing a blouse" piont
[2012-07-03 17:33:38] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> point
[2012-07-03 17:33:45] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> and forget about this death shit
[2012-07-03 17:33:53] <Mattias_Drake> I ask god where if he's got any big plans
[2012-07-03 17:34:05] <sagua> mattias_drake asks god a question
[2012-07-03 17:34:17] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> god this is so boring
[2012-07-03 17:34:22] <Mattias_Drake> Tell him sorry for the agnosticism and blasphemy
[2012-07-03 17:34:23] <sagua> god instead smites mattias_drake, and mattias_drake is NOW IN THE WOMB OF SOMEONE IN LAGOS, NIGERIA!
[2012-07-03 17:34:25] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> we must be alive again
[2012-07-03 17:34:31] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> LOL
[2012-07-03 17:34:31] <Mattias_Drake> Then we share in a brofist
[2012-07-03 17:34:37] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:51 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: Bla''
[2012-07-03 17:34:51] <sagua> mattias_drake IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:34:54] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> LOL
[2012-07-03 17:35:02] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl IS ABORTED
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <BlaBla44> I request being shot
[2012-07-03 17:35:06] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> shit
[2012-07-03 17:35:07] <sagua> THEY ARE NOW BOTH IN HELL!
[2012-07-03 17:35:08] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> yes
[2012-07-03 17:35:11] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> HELL
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] * Mattias_Drake lives inside your eyeball.
[2012-07-03 17:35:12] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK YES]
[2012-07-03 17:35:15] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> FUCK FUCK YES
[2012-07-03 17:35:19] <sagua> blabla44 IS SHOT IN THE STOMACH WITH TWO EYES
[2012-07-03 17:35:22] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> I GET TO PLAY CARDS WITH THE DEVIL
[2012-07-03 17:35:28] <BlaBla44> Ok, cu
[2012-07-03 17:35:32] <--| BlaBla44 has left ##darp
[2012-07-03 17:35:35] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> nooooo
[2012-07-03 17:35:40] * Mattias_Drake finds Asmodeus.
[2012-07-03 17:35:46] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:51 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: no one ANYWHERE''
[2012-07-03 17:35:59] <sagua> mattias_drake attempts to find asmodeus, BUT INSTEAD GETS KILLED BY SATAN!
[2012-07-03 17:36:06] <sagua> mattias_drake is NOW IN PURGATORY
[2012-07-03 17:36:08] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> GUYS LETS START OVER
[2012-07-03 17:36:10] <Mattias_Drake> Fuckijg Satan.
[2012-07-03 17:36:36] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:36:41] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl STARTS OVER
[2012-07-03 17:36:50] * Mattias_Drake asks the nearest person where Midgard is.
[2012-07-03 17:36:51] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl IS NOW ALONE IN A 1*1*1 INCH CABINET
[2012-07-03 17:37:11] <sagua> mattias_drake IS INSTEAD SMITED BY GOD AND IS ABORTED AND IS NOW IN HELL!
[2012-07-03 17:37:24] <Mattias_Drake> Oh you again.
[2012-07-03 17:37:28] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sagua restart this shi
[2012-07-03 17:37:29] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> shit
[2012-07-03 17:37:32] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:37:34] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> this is shit
[2012-07-03 17:37:35] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:37:42] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sagua
[2012-07-03 17:37:45] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> I demand we start over
[2012-07-03 17:37:47] <sagua> fem_fiah_ftl opens the cabinet AND SUDDENLY GROWS 188 TIMES
[2012-07-03 17:37:49] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> back in the closet
[2012-07-03 17:38:00] <sagua> mattias_drake TALKS TO SATAN
[2012-07-03 17:38:09] <sagua> SATAN KILLS EVERYONE IN NEW DARVINCIA
[2012-07-03 17:38:17] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ugh
[2012-07-03 17:38:34] <sagua> ETHANTHOVA DISSAPATES!
[2012-07-03 17:38:46] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ugh why am I still here
[2012-07-03 17:38:51] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> lets start over guys
[2012-07-03 17:38:54] <Mattias_Drake> NOOOOOOOO
[2012-07-03 17:39:02] <Mattias_Drake> NOT ETHANTHIVA
[2012-07-03 17:39:05] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:39:10] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> YEAH IF WE START OVER ETHANTHOVA DOESNT HAVE TO DISSAPATE
[2012-07-03 17:39:15] <sagua> EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY IN THE CLOSET AND EVERYTHING IS FIXED
[2012-07-03 17:39:18] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> YOU CAN CHANGE HISTORY MY GOOD MATTY
[2012-07-03 17:39:22] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> oh good
[2012-07-03 17:39:24] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> now
[2012-07-03 17:39:24] <Mattias_Drake> but yeah this has just gon somewhere
[2012-07-03 17:39:25] <sagua> THE WORLD IS NOW IN THE CLOSET AND IT IS EXTREMELY CROWDED
[2012-07-03 17:39:32] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> ...
[2012-07-03 17:39:35] <sagua> EVERYONE IS WEARING A SUIT
[2012-07-03 17:39:40] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> NO
[2012-07-03 17:39:47] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:39:51] <sagua> EVERYONE IS WEARING A TUX
[2012-07-03 17:39:54] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> THIS GAME IS A PIECE OF SHIT!
[2012-07-03 17:39:57] <Mattias_Drake> Retrieve arms
[2012-07-03 17:40:01] <sagua> kol matty
[2012-07-03 17:40:03] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> why dont we do it like we should
[2012-07-03 17:40:07] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:40:13] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> like just us in a closet
[2012-07-03 17:40:17] <sagua> 4DARP DIED
[2012-07-03 17:40:20] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> in montana
[2012-07-03 17:40:25] <sagua> kolok fem_fiah_ftl
[2012-07-03 17:40:29] <sagua> it is now in nationstates
[2012-07-03 17:40:34] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> okay
[2012-07-03 17:40:36] <sagua> montana has been ISOT'd to nationstates
[2012-07-03 17:40:40] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> okay
[2012-07-03 17:40:41] <sagua> we are in the closet
[2012-07-03 17:40:43] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> sounds fun
[2012-07-03 17:40:45] <sagua> everyone is wearing nothing
[2012-07-03 17:40:46] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> where is montana
[2012-07-03 17:40:50] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> off the coast of Aeridani?
[2012-07-03 17:40:55] * Mattias_Drake Looks out of parliament window.
[2012-07-03 17:41:00] <sagua> montana is between pacifica dani and bielosia
[2012-07-03 17:41:05] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> cool
[2012-07-03 17:41:13] <sagua> mattias_drake looks out of parliament window to find out that THERE IS NO WINDOW
[2012-07-03 17:41:19] <Fem_Fiah_FTL> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:41:28] * Mattias_Drake looks at parliament wall
[2012-07-03 17:41:28] <sagua> BECAUSE HE IS IN A KLOSET
[2012-07-03 17:41:41] * Mattias_Drake looks at closet wall
[2012-07-03 17:41:53] * Fem_Fiah_FTL stares at mattys dick
[2012-07-03 17:41:58] <sagua> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:42:00] <sagua> everyone is naked
[2012-07-03 17:42:04] <sagua> you are also one year old
[2012-07-03 17:42:07] =-= Fem_Fiah_FTL is now known as Samantha_Deadham
[2012-07-03 17:42:09] <sagua> everyone is 1 year old
[2012-07-03 17:42:11] <Samantha_Deadham> wtf sagua
[2012-07-03 17:42:13] <Samantha_Deadham> no
[2012-07-03 17:42:17] <Mattias_Drake> What the balls.
[2012-07-03 17:42:24] <sagua> lol
[2012-07-03 17:42:29] <Samantha_Deadham> seriously
[2012-07-03 17:42:34] <Samantha_Deadham> HOW ABOUT
[2012-07-03 17:42:35] <sagua> everyone is 366 days old and married
[2012-07-03 17:42:36] <Samantha_Deadham> WE ROLEPLAY
[2012-07-03 17:42:48] <Samantha_Deadham> ABOUT WHO CLAIMS MONTANA
[2012-07-03 17:42:59] <Samantha_Deadham> AND A GREAT WAR BETWEEN AERIDANI AND BIELOSIA FOR IT
[2012-07-03 17:43:15] <sagua> kolok
[2012-07-03 17:43:18] <Samantha_Deadham> ok
[2012-07-03 17:43:19] <sagua> everyone is in the closet
[2012-07-03 17:43:25] <sagua> everyone is wearing nothing
[2012-07-03 17:43:31] <Samantha_Deadham> sounds fun UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU~
[2012-07-03 17:43:34] <sagua> everyone's ages are what is listed in the 5topic
[2012-07-03 17:43:41] * Samantha_Deadham stares at mattys dick
[2012-07-03 17:43:45] <sagua> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:43:56] <Mattias_Drake> But wai are we nuddies
[2012-07-03 17:44:06] <sagua> samantha_deadham attempts to stare at matty's dick, but there is too much darkness
[2012-07-03 17:44:15] <sagua> mattias_drake yu are nude because yu have been teleported
[2012-07-03 17:44:16] * Samantha_Deadham touches mattys dick
[2012-07-03 17:44:17] <sagua> and only yu
[2012-07-03 17:44:34] <sagua> samantha_deadham instead touches ATOMIC'S DICK
[2012-07-03 17:44:39] <Samantha_Deadham> cool
[2012-07-03 17:44:46] * Samantha_Deadham strokes atomics dick
[2012-07-03 17:44:49] * Mattias_Drake flails arms
[2012-07-03 17:44:58] <sagua> mattias_drake has no arms
[2012-07-03 17:45:06] <sagua> inb4 "Retrieve arms"
[2012-07-03 17:45:08] <Samantha_Deadham> LAWL
[2012-07-03 17:45:20] <Mattias_Drake> YOU SET THIS UP
[2012-07-03 17:45:31] <Mattias_Drake> I see your plan
[2012-07-03 17:45:34] <Samantha_Deadham> i cant stop laughing
[2012-07-03 17:46:00] <Mattias_Drake> Kol
[2012-07-03 17:46:13] * Samantha_Deadham strokes atomics dick
[2012-07-03 17:46:16] =-= Samantha_Deadham is now known as Fiah
[2012-07-03 17:46:27] =-= Fiah is now known as Fih
[2012-07-03 17:46:29] =-= Fih is now known as Fiha
[2012-07-03 17:46:43] <Fiha> sagua...?
[2012-07-03 17:46:53] <sagua> fiha looks out the window suddenly
[2012-07-03 17:46:59] <Fiha> wa
[2012-07-03 17:47:02] <Mattias_Drake> What window?
[2012-07-03 17:47:03] <Fiha> we are in closet
[2012-07-03 17:47:08] <sagua> JUST THEN, THIS http://i.imgur.com/regcu.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/regcu.jpg) APPEARED
[2012-07-03 17:47:18] <Fiha> wtf
[2012-07-03 17:47:25] <Mattias_Drake> Wut is
[2012-07-03 17:47:38] <sagua> kol matty
[2012-07-03 17:47:47] <Fiha> I attempt to get out of the closet
[2012-07-03 17:47:53] <Mattias_Drake> Can't look, on phone
[2012-07-03 17:48:05] <sagua> THEN, http://i.imgur.com/regcu.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/regcu.jpg) DISSAPEARS AND SO DOES THE WINDOW
[2012-07-03 17:48:10] <sagua> IT IS COMPLETELY DARK AGAIN
[2012-07-03 17:48:27] * Fiha already located the door anyways and is now attempting to open it
[2012-07-03 17:48:41] <Mattias_Drake> CHECK PESTERCHUM
[2012-07-03 17:48:44] <sagua> fiha attempts to open the door, BUT THE DOOR MORPHS INTO A WALL!
[2012-07-03 17:48:48] <sagua> KOL matty
[2012-07-03 17:48:56] * Fiha screams
[2012-07-03 17:49:20] <sagua> mattias_drake attempts to check pesterchum, but finds NOTHING other than homestuck fanart
[2012-07-03 17:49:44] <sagua> fiha screams, and the other door turns into a wall.
[2012-07-03 17:49:53] * Fiha screams again
[2012-07-03 17:50:05] <sagua> fiha screams, and her penis falls off!
[2012-07-03 17:50:25] * Fiha screams yet again
[2012-07-03 17:50:33] * Mattias_Drake sobs
[2012-07-03 17:50:35] <sagua> fiha screams, and darp begins again!
[2012-07-03 17:50:54] <sagua> mattias_drake attempts to sob, but darp begins again!
[2012-07-03 17:51:00] =-= sagua has changed the topic to ``Time: 20:46 | Female: Naru (12), Dar (13), Bong (10), Desacabose (11), smjjames (13), Fiah (11) | Male: atomic (14), Bla (18), Dan (17), mudkip (15), mattjeh (17), deoxy (12) | In kloset: everyone | In pain: nobody | Alive: no one ANYWHERE''
[2012-07-03 17:51:06] <Fiha> brb
[2012-07-03 17:51:09] <Mattias_Drake> For the 3726485th time
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 04, 2013, 09:38:50 PM

[2012-02-07 21:36:46] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:36:49] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:37:02] <Darvince> would you like to look at my cool home page?
[2012-02-07 21:37:21] <atomic7732> nope
[2012-02-07 21:37:24] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:37:25] <atomic7732> servers don't have home pages
[2012-02-07 21:37:27] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:37:29] <atomic7732> go dies in a hole
[2012-02-07 21:37:32] <atomic7732> *die
[2012-02-07 21:37:43] <Darvince> would you like to look at a home page i have?
[2012-02-07 21:37:52] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then die
[2012-02-07 21:38:03] * atomic7732 executes code
[2012-02-07 21:38:04] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:38:05] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:38:06] <Darvince> would you like to look at a home page i have?
[2012-02-07 21:38:16] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then die()
[2012-02-07 21:38:21] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:38:22] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:38:23] <Darvince> would you like to look at a home page i have?
[2012-02-07 21:38:49] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then output = "hi, i'm a server, please insert disk"
[2012-02-07 21:38:58] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:39:00] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:39:03] <Darvince> please insert disk
[2012-02-07 21:39:32] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:39:33] <Darvince> i'm a server
[2012-02-07 21:39:34] <Darvince> please insert disk
[2012-02-07 21:39:39] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then do.makefile("sfkasjfkdsj")
[2012-02-07 21:39:52] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:40:08] <Darvince> sfkasjfkdsj created
[2012-02-07 21:40:17] <atomic7732> if 1 = 1 => then do.read(http://i44.tinypic.com/ad0z92.jpg (http://i44.tinypic.com/ad0z92.jpg))
[2012-02-07 21:41:45] <Darvince> hi
[2012-02-07 21:42:01] <Darvince> http://i44.tinypic.com/ad0z92.jpg (http://i44.tinypic.com/ad0z92.jpg) read
[2012-02-07 21:43:31] <atomic7732> Read it and Freak (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaIaLGuVwuQ#ws)
[2012-02-07 21:44:00] <atomic7732> I didn't feel like putting it in vaguely realistic code that I don't know, interpret it as you will
[2012-02-07 21:44:30] <Darvince> command Read it and Freak (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaIaLGuVwuQ#ws) unknown.
[2012-02-07 21:44:36] <Darvince> command I unknown
[2012-02-07 21:45:00] =-= YOU are now known as a_server
[2012-02-07 21:45:18] <atomic7732> do.read(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/9/7/squeezin___it_wrong_by_mickeymonster-d4oenmk.png (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/9/7/squeezin___it_wrong_by_mickeymonster-d4oenmk.png))
[2012-02-07 21:46:07] <a_server> hi
[2012-02-07 21:46:15] <a_server> http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/9/7/squeezin___it_wrong_by_mickeymonster-d4oenmk.png (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/9/7/squeezin___it_wrong_by_mickeymonster-d4oenmk.png) read
[2012-02-07 21:46:27] <a_server> ttt showers
[2012-02-07 21:47:49] <atomic7732> servers take showers?
[2012-02-07 21:48:03] <a_server> yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 07, 2013, 06:24:29 AM
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guess yqt is used to ##Hurricanes standards
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 07, 2013, 12:24:16 PM
no there was more before that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on April 11, 2013, 04:42:56 PM
[00:37] <matty406> Ubox 3 should have a reference scene called 'Juptur Five Plant'
[00:38] <+Dar|afk> http://i.imgur.com/3NcnuUZ.gif (http://i.imgur.com/3NcnuUZ.gif)
[00:38] <+Dar|afk> KOL MATTY
[00:38] <matty406> Boris Johnson tho
[00:38] <+Dar|afk> yes have a short opening video in it and there's this room where people look like they're concentrating hard then someone calmly says "Juptur five plant" and the scene goes to the next one
[00:39] <Tuto> lol
[00:39] <matty406> kolyes
[00:39] <matty406> A room full of scientists
[00:40] <matty406> They're crowded around a computer screen with pictures of jupiter on it
[00:40] <+Dar|afk> LOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 16, 2013, 05:13:17 PM
by our
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 17, 2013, 06:54:59 PM
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[21:52]   Yqt1001   why would I care if it seceded?
[21:52]   Deoxy99   You're joking right?
[21:52]   blotz   hi deoxy99
[21:53]   Deoxy99   There are 13 people here!
[21:53]   blotz   i saw you on youtube!
[21:53]   blotz   yeah
[21:53]   blotz   we've got new people
[21:53]   Deoxy99   You are?
[21:53]   blotz   isaac, tuto, themoocows yqt
[21:53]   blotz   not sure if you knew yqt
[21:53]   Deoxy99   I know him
[21:53]   kalahwk   hory shirt
[21:53]   kalahwk   a deoxy
[21:53]   TheMooCows   what
[21:53]   Darvince   holy kilt
[21:53]   Tuto   Hey Deoxy99
[21:53]   Deoxy99   Hello
[21:54]   Yqt1001   holy shit
[21:54]   blotz   HOLYSHIT yqt said holyshit
[21:54]   Yqt1001   this performance for this song <3
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 25, 2013, 05:04:08 PM
[17:01]Darvincei ship me with nue so much i've once shipped his underpants and they got left in barcelona
[17:02]Kalassakhopefully they start a catalan revolution
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 25, 2013, 06:43:26 PM
[21:41]   Darvince   aeridani if you came to my house and i knew you were fiah and n-
[21:41]   Darvince   GUFKING DAMNIT
[21:42]   blotz   no really darvince
[21:42]   blotz   finish it
[21:42]   Darvince   ok
[21:42]   blotz   aeridani if you came to my house and i knew you were fiah and n
[21:42]   Darvince   aeridani if you came to my house and i knew you were fiah and not some random person i would have no personal bubble to you
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on April 28, 2013, 03:23:50 PM
<+madeira>   i like how this descended from deoxy shouting republican propaganda to me claiming deoxy is the pope and bong having a usf orgy
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 28, 2013, 03:24:36 PM
you safq'd yourself
gj
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on May 04, 2013, 08:05:59 AM
uhh

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[11:01] <+a_fishbowl> There's an iguana in the soda machine D:
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on May 07, 2013, 01:53:06 PM
[16:44]   blotz   Banned Users: 1 (dun dun dun)

[16:44]   Tuto   Who's dundundun?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on May 19, 2013, 07:09:14 PM
[2013-05-19 18:50:23] <Skindergarden> how does a computer tell person A from B?
[2013-05-19 18:50:30] <Skindergarden> social security numbers!
[2013-05-19 18:50:36] <Skindergarden> quick give all airports medicare
[2013-05-19 18:50:38] <FirenzeHouse> so airports need social security
[2013-05-19 18:50:43] <FirenzeHouse> OBAMACARE FOR AIRPORTS
[2013-05-19 18:50:47] <FirenzeHouse> THANKS RON PAUL
[2013-05-19 18:50:51] <Skindergarden> YESSSS
[2013-05-19 18:51:04] <FirenzeHouse> EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
[2013-05-19 18:51:20] <Darvince> every airport deserves a chance
[2013-05-19 18:51:38] <FirenzeHouse> even that dirt field in the middle of Kentucky
[2013-05-19 18:52:01] <Skindergarden> maybe jesus spawned north korea to troll us just like we're giving airports obamacare
[2013-05-19 18:52:34] <kalahwk> thanks obama
[2013-05-19 18:53:17] <kalahwk> now we taxpayers have to pay off the airports when they are sick too
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on May 19, 2013, 07:10:06 PM
[2013-05-19 18:55:28] <Skindergarden> WHY DID THE FUCKING CHICKEN FUCK THE ROAD?
[2013-05-19 18:55:55] <Darvince> BECAUSE IT HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS GETTING HOME
[2013-05-19 18:57:35] <kalahwk> fucking roads
[2013-05-19 18:57:40] <kalahwk> gosh
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on May 26, 2013, 06:14:38 PM
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wtf so many
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on May 28, 2013, 05:36:38 PM
[20:36] <+Fiah> my mom told me not to trust canadians
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: smjjames on June 07, 2013, 03:42:17 PM
[15:39]   Dar|slp   ok so i wanted to go to sleep at 3am but i stayed up until 6am being paranoid about fleas
[15:39]   =-=   Dar|slp is now known as Darvince
[15:39]   Kalassafk   about fleas
[15:39]   Kalassafk   what
[15:39]   smjjames   ^
[15:39]   Darvince   yes
[15:39]   Kalassafk   http://everyteenager4free.tumblr.com/ (http://everyteenager4free.tumblr.com/) wtf
[15:40]   Darvince   i am serious
[15:40]   smjjames   desert insects or something?
[15:40]   Darvince   no
[15:40]   Kalassafk   darv come on we're going to the vet
[15:40]   Darvince   hav u heard of fleas
[15:40]   Yqt1001   darvince is a dog
[15:40]   Darvince   I AM NOT A KAT
[15:40]   smjjames   inb4 you don't even have pets
[15:40]   Kalassafk   gotta get you checked
[15:40]   Darvince   OR A DOG
[15:40]   Darvince   I AM A HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS
[15:40]   smjjames   Yes I've heard of fleas.
[15:40]   Darvince   I SAW A FLEA ON MY CAT AND I GOT IRRATIONALLY FEARFUL OF THE FLOOR OK
[15:40]   Kalassafk   going to the vet anyway
[15:40]   Kalassafk   they are flea specialists
[15:40]   Kalassafk   they can help you
[15:40]   Yqt1001   yes
[15:40]   Kalassafk   drags darvince
[15:41]   smjjames   You know, I;m gonna safq that

Lol at Darv.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on June 07, 2013, 04:25:59 PM
post picture of your cat darv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 08, 2013, 12:47:18 PM
this is not common knowledge by now that darv has ten cats????

(and that he's posted an album of them before?????)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on June 08, 2013, 01:20:04 PM
this is not common knowledge by now that darv has ten cats????

(and that he's posted an album of them before?????)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 12, 2013, 07:03:28 AM
this deserves better than irc

wellthisisharderthanithought 185 points : 15 hours ago reply
i actually did god i need help
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on June 12, 2013, 07:15:18 AM
That's from the ghost pic on imgur isn't it
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 12, 2013, 07:16:05 AM
yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 12, 2013, 12:20:21 PM
um
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 15, 2013, 08:20:40 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1gf6di/this_could_be_the_greatest_love_story_of_our_time/cajmcst (http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1gf6di/this_could_be_the_greatest_love_story_of_our_time/cajmcst)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on June 16, 2013, 03:17:52 AM
"In Terry Carr's short story "Stanley Toothbrush", the protagonist repeats the word "shelf" to himself so many times that it loses meaning, to the point where all the shelves in his house disappear."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 16, 2013, 04:40:28 AM
hey look an english major
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 16, 2013, 04:40:37 AM
also wtf is up with your avatar
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 16, 2013, 04:41:14 AM
edrych mawr Cymraeg
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 20, 2013, 03:19:33 AM
[2013-06-20 03:16:58] <Kalassak> i have an eye exam tomorrow
[2013-06-20 03:17:01] <Kalassak> :(
[2013-06-20 03:17:07] <Kalassak> i guess i should sleep too
[2013-06-20 03:17:10] <Darvince> have fun having your eyes tossed around
[2013-06-20 03:17:17] <Kalassak> wat
[2013-06-20 03:17:18] <Darvince> and then squished
[2013-06-20 03:17:22] <Kalassak> wat
[2013-06-20 03:17:24] <Darvince> and then used as a ping pong ball
[2013-06-20 03:17:29] <Kalassak> waaat
[2013-06-20 03:17:33] <Darvince> for the opthtoehmoetrist's amusement
[2013-06-20 03:17:37] <Darvince> as you are permanently blind
[2013-06-20 03:17:40] <Darvince> and without eyes
[2013-06-20 03:17:41] <Kalassak> wtf
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 04, 2013, 06:25:18 AM
[14:22] <+matty406> I made a cannon once
[14:22] <+matty406> That was pretty cool
[14:22] <+Darvince> ONCE.
[14:23] <+Darvince> every other time you loaded up algoodoo you fucked around with shitloads of water, didn't you?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on July 04, 2013, 12:59:30 PM
how do you even do that that's really cpu intensive how would you even know darv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 08, 2013, 08:31:54 PM
[2013-07-08 20:28:04] <Kalassak> am i the only one worrying about how i'm going to live my life and fit into actual society when i'm older
[2013-07-08 20:28:09] <Darvince> yes
[2013-07-08 20:28:15] <Tuto|Sc4> Uhh yeah
[2013-07-08 20:28:17] <Darvince> who gives a fuck about the actual society
[2013-07-08 20:28:21] <Kalassak> or is everyone else just like "hey i'm gonna live in new zealand with friends cause that's cool"
[2013-07-08 20:28:22] <Darvince> NEW ZEALAND, MAN
[2013-07-08 20:28:22] <a_soupbowl> kalassak i worry wbout those things but then again ill figure them out when im older
[2013-07-08 20:28:27] <Kalassak> with no regard to surviving at all
[2013-07-08 20:28:37] <Darvince> no
[2013-07-08 20:28:41] <Darvince> what if i research it
[2013-07-08 20:28:52] <Kalassak> research what
[2013-07-08 20:29:00] <Darvince> moving to new zealand
[2013-07-08 20:29:05] <Kalassak> that costs money
[2013-07-08 20:29:07] <Darvince> look up their immigration offices and shit
[2013-07-08 20:29:10] <Darvince> yes it costs money
[2013-07-08 20:29:15] <Kalassak> how are you going to live there
[2013-07-08 20:29:20] <Kalassak> are you going to work at some shit retail job
[2013-07-08 20:29:25] <Kalassak> for your whole life
[2013-07-08 20:29:31] <ctam> am i the only one who doesn't worry because i'm a boltzmann brain
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 09, 2013, 06:07:42 AM
http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,2724.msg57812.html#msg57812 (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,2724.msg57812.html#msg57812)
[2012-02-04 12:28:03] <matty406> Lol, what's going on in the cave in that pic?
[2012-02-04 12:28:20] <skirtisan> watkaive
[2012-02-04 12:28:33] <matty406> in the blacraft thread
[2012-02-04 12:29:06] <BlaBla44> It's not a "cave"... It was a 1x2x1 room I dug while I was afk. When I came back, it was 2x2x1 and had THREE PEOPLE IN IT AAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 09, 2013, 06:11:12 AM
[2012-02-04 13:20:43] <Boston> Where is your country located, kipz?
[2012-02-04 13:20:51] <Darvince> on mars
[2012-02-04 13:21:04] <Boston> What's the name of your capital city
[2012-02-04 13:21:18] <Darvince> olympus mons
[2012-02-04 13:21:34] <regina_eats_poop> ^
[2012-02-04 13:22:21] <Darvince> kol i know you too well
[2012-02-04 13:22:48] <Boston> This chat is so immature (~_~;)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 09, 2013, 06:17:58 AM
[2012-02-04 13:57:24] <Boston> Moston, Poston, Aoston, Hoston, Loston, Koston, Eoston, Soston, Noston, Toston.
[2012-02-04 13:58:29] <Darvince> Aoston, Boston, Coston, Doston, Eoston, Foston, Goston, Hoston, Ioston, Joston, Koston, Loston, Moston, Noston, Ooston, Poston, Qoston, Roston, Soston, Toston, Uoston, Voston, Woston, Xoston, Yoston, Zoston, Shoston, Choston, Thoston, Shroston,
[2012-02-04 13:58:36] <Darvince> Zhoston
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 09, 2013, 06:24:29 AM
http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,2296.msg22451.html#msg22451 (http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,2296.msg22451.html#msg22451)

[2012-02-04 19:11:44] <dontdrinkboners> it's just random noise ugh
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 09, 2013, 10:08:52 AM
[18:07] <+blotz_> inb4 he is like "that's what u get for pirating spore u cunt"
This was Darv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 11, 2013, 12:07:06 PM
i would recognize this line from anywhere
Oh! Oh! I know why! It's because you're in positive x and z, which has almost twice as much ores as the other areas.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on July 11, 2013, 12:46:25 PM
[16:38] <+atomic7732> who's being negative now?
[16:39] <+bong_> wut?
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> No one.
[16:39] <+Darvince> orly
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> How is that negative
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> It seriously needs to stop being used
[16:39] <+atomic7732> calling something retarded isn't being negative?
[16:39] <+Darvince> hello no one
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> :P
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> 24 hour time
[16:39] <+Darvince> oh you're real life name is no one?
[16:39] <+atomic7732> not only are you insulting people with mental disabilities and such
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> only for the military
[16:39] <+Darvince> that's really cool
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> Yes!
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY IDIOTIC
[16:39] <+atomic7732> you're putting down 24 hour time
[16:39] <+Deoxy99> AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> DOES ANYONE?
[16:40] <+atomic7732> and I'm negative...
[16:40] <+atomic7732> hahaha
[16:40] <+Darvince> deoxy99 has gained Rightism: 0.46
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> Huh?
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> ???
[16:40] <+bong_> ^
[16:40] <+Deoxy99> I'm confused
[16:41] <+bong_> ^
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> How is that being more right
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> :P
[16:41] <+Darvince> left<------|------>right
[16:41] <+Darvince> deoxy is the bar
[16:41] <+BlaBla44> Deoxy, political correctness is a stupid word made up as an excuse for insulting other groups of people.
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> Yeah
[16:41] <+Darvince> kol bla
[16:41] <+atomic7732> political correctness is a technically incorrect term
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> Who fucking cares
[16:41] <+atomic7732> :)
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> if I call someone a midget?
[16:41] <+atomic7732> I do
[16:41] <+bong_> me
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> or a retard?
[16:41] <+BlaBla44> I do
[16:41] <+BlaBla44> I do
[16:41] <+bong_> me
[16:41] <+bong_> me
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> WHY?>
[16:41] <+bong_> its mean
[16:41] <+Deoxy99> My family doesn't!
[16:42] <+atomic7732> good for them
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Yeah
[16:42] <+atomic7732> or more technically
[16:42] <+atomic7732> bad for them
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> I'm glad they let me be awesome
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> and free
[16:42] <+Darvince> bla's rightness: -9.89
[16:42] <Yqt1001> shower :|
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Shower?
[16:42] <+Darvince> <|---------->
[16:42] <+BlaBla44> Because when you call people that it sounds like it's an insult, so you make it sound like people should feel bad about being midgets or retarded. That is not okay!
[16:42] <Yqt1001> I'll leave before chat asploders again
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> How'd you know I was going to shower?
[16:42] <Yqt1001> asplodes*
[16:42] <+Darvince> dar rightness: -8.1
[16:42] <+Darvince> <-|----------->
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Because when you call people that it sounds like it's an insult, so you make it sound like people should feel bad about being midgets or retarded. That is not okay!
[16:42] <+atomic7732> I think he was going to take a shower...
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Nah
[16:42] <+Deoxy99> Yes
[16:42] == Yqt1001 has changed nick to Yqt|gone
[16:43] <+atomic7732> ^ lol
[16:43] <+bong_> ^
[16:43] <+bong_> gone
[16:43] == Darvince has changed nick to Dar|gone
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> but he predicted Sure
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> WTF?
[16:43] <+Dar|gone> i'm going with yqt
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> DAMN FORGETTING TO POST IT
[16:43] == BlaBla44 has changed nick to Bla|gone
[16:43] == bong_ has changed nick to bong|gone
[16:43] == atomic7732 has changed nick to a7732|gone
[16:43] <+bong|gone> im gone
[16:43] <+bong|gone> with the wund
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> Why is everyone |gone?
[16:43] <+bong|gone> bai
[16:43] <+bong|gone> -_-
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> Even Bla?
[16:43] <+Deoxy99> What the fuck is your problem Bla?
[16:43] <+bong|gone> -_-
[16:43] <+Bla|gone> You.
[16:44] <+bong|gone> ^
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> How is it me?
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> *marks never be friends with Bla again*
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> Thanks a lot
[16:44] <+Deoxy99> I could have found this out sooner rather than later
[16:45] <+Deoxy99> that Bla was going to be a total fucking idiot
[16:45] <+Deoxy99> But whatever
[16:46] <+Deoxy99> Yeah on the whois it should tell you whether you are an idiot or not
[16:46] <+Deoxy99> You would all be one
[16:46] <+Deoxy99> in fact, I'm actually thinking of breaking the IRC topic
[16:47] <+Deoxy99> FUCK YOU ALL
[16:47] <+Deoxy99> DIE
[16:47] == Deoxy99 [~Seville@s234-237-68-64.trico.az.wi-power.com] has quit [Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88.2 [Firefox 8.0.1/20111120135848]]
[16:47] == Bla|gone has changed nick to BlaBla44
[16:47] == a7732|gone has changed nick to atomic7732
[16:47] <+atomic7732> well
[16:47] <+atomic7732> modding~
[16:48] == bong|gone has changed nick to bong_
[16:48] == bong_ has changed nick to bong_hw
[16:49] <+BlaBla44> I don't want to be mean towards Deoxy, but I really have no idea what to do.
[16:52] * matty406 facepalms
[16:53] <+Cxn> kol
[16:53] <+BlaBla44> What? :

not sure when this happened, but it was when i was buidling my wheat farm :)

SNIP
[17:01] == Yqt|gone has changed nick to Yqt|back
[17:01] <+atomic7732> how about the eastern side bordering me is darvincia, and the west is divided among 2 or 3 of your vassals
[17:01] <+Cxn> hi yqt
[17:01] <+atomic7732> and you can form Himalia
[17:01] <Yqt|back> ohi
[17:01] <+BlaBla44> Hi
[17:01] <+atomic7732> hiqt
[17:02] <+BlaBla44> That was a high tech and highly efficient greeting, thar. :)
[17:02] <+BlaBla44> What about, Hyqt?
[17:02] <+BlaBla44> Because "hy" sounds like "hi" anyway.
[17:02] <+atomic7732> ok
[17:02] <+atomic7732> hiqt could also be "hi cutie"
[17:03] <+BlaBla44> Oh kol I was just going to say that. xD
[17:03] <+BlaBla44> That just came to my mind as well.
[17:03] <+BlaBla44> Or at least "hi cute"
[17:04] <Yqt|back> blagh
[17:04] <Yqt|back> so worried about piano festival :P
[17:04] <Yqt|back> playing this: http://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/77402dd7318bb55c5599220eadb1a7b86625d3d9 (http://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/77402dd7318bb55c5599220eadb1a7b86625d3d9)
[17:04] <Yqt|back> on the piano
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on July 11, 2013, 12:55:10 PM
Why the heck is Deoxy being a dick? Jesus christ!  >:(
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 12, 2013, 05:32:28 AM
darvince you can't leak private messages
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 12, 2013, 05:32:40 AM
some of them have my password
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 12, 2013, 05:33:14 AM
wth are you doing
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 12, 2013, 05:33:34 AM
wth
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on July 12, 2013, 10:27:54 AM
uh what are you talking about?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on July 12, 2013, 10:29:14 AM
did darvince deete the post or something??
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on July 12, 2013, 01:39:32 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on July 24, 2013, 03:13:20 AM
We failed to persist with the pun war.

[06:03] <+Zaraza|DF> I need more cheese puns
[06:04] <+Zaraza|DF> Gruyere kidding me?
[06:04] * Zaraza|DF I tried
[06:04] <+Tuto> Wanna start a food pun war? I bet yours are cheesy.
[06:04] * Tuto FTW
[06:04] * Zaraza|DF BAM IN MY FACE
[06:05] <+Zaraza|DF> You're just jello
[06:05] <+Tuto> I must put this on the Forums
[06:05] <+Tuto> Oh yeah
[06:05] <+Tuto> You jelly bro?
[06:05] <+Zaraza|DF> Damn
[06:06] <+Zaraza|DF> This is a breader pun than that
[06:07] <+Tuto> My butter is so hot they make yours melt
[06:07] <+Zaraza|DF> Can you do butter?
[06:07] <+Zaraza|DF> OH SNAP
[06:07] <+Tuto> I can try bitter.
[06:08] <+Zaraza|DF> I can't do this no more
[06:08] <+Zaraza|DF> I have a feeling that that's from a song
[06:08] <+Tuto> Me neither XD
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 27, 2013, 01:59:56 PM
[21:48] * +Tuto faps nasal
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on July 28, 2013, 02:59:36 PM
<a_padbowl> ugh i lost my triangle of thought
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 28, 2013, 06:16:52 PM
Quote
[22:16] <Darvince> no osmotischen2 today is "matty decides to make of language for blacraft"
[22:16] <osmotischen2> kol
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >for blacraft
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >oshit
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >it's year 2015
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >log on to blacraft
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >be strip mining
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >'can i borrow iron from anyone'
[22:16] <osmotischen2> >permabanned
[22:17] <osmotischen2> >reason: wrong language
[22:17] <Darvince> kol
[22:17] <+matty406> ahaha
[22:17] <Darvince> >go on blacraft forum
[22:17] <osmotischen2> >mudkip'z banning 23847914385
[22:17] <Darvince> >Mudkipz's tügagon 20150625
[22:17] <osmotischen2> KOL
[22:17] <osmotischen2> >tugagon
[22:17] <osmotischen2> mfw
[22:17] <osmotischen2> i can't breaht
[22:18] <+matty406> reason: Juzen dém
[22:19] <Darvince> quick someone safq that
[22:20] <+matty406> tügagon is now going to actually mean being banned or exiled
[22:20] <Darvince> kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on July 28, 2013, 07:51:53 PM
[21:48] * +Tuto faps nasal
lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on August 03, 2013, 06:38:29 PM
[21:37]   a_padbowl   smjjames this is modern day however I am thinking about doing an fog
[21:37]   matty4606   he doesn't like to crossdress that was like one drawing i did
[21:37]   smjjames     an fog?
[21:37]   a_padbowl   an rpg*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 04, 2013, 08:45:59 PM
[2012-07-28 15:30:52] <Darvince> wait matty is that your ass
[2012-07-28 15:31:19] <matty406> :O
[2012-07-28 15:31:25] <matty406> You saw?
[2012-07-28 15:31:38] <matty406> What do you think to it?
[2012-07-28 15:31:46] <Darvince> not fappable
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on August 04, 2013, 08:54:01 PM
[2012-07-28 15:30:52] <Darvince> wait matty is that your ass
[2012-07-28 15:31:19] <matty406> :O
[2012-07-28 15:31:25] <matty406> You saw?
[2012-07-28 15:31:38] <matty406> What do you think to it?
[2012-07-28 15:31:46] <Darvince> not fappable
wtf lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 22, 2013, 09:06:24 PM
Going to make a Blanatural history museum in Revolutea which features cloned blapis feet, hands, ears, kidneys, right lungs, male gentilia, and an actual stolen blaist nose.

Blas are not allowed in the museum.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on August 23, 2013, 08:34:45 AM
I propose building a statue of me instead. I heard it's officially recommended, and I would have done the same!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 23, 2013, 09:09:54 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on August 23, 2013, 09:38:33 AM
I liked the part about the superbla statue.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 23, 2013, 05:51:25 PM
I liked the part with the fire.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 25, 2013, 08:15:34 PM
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<Fiah> ok so heres my plan darvince
<Fiah> oh kol
<TheBaaSheep> FIAH
<Fiah> so i drive from boston to alaska
<TheBaaSheep> Why are you going to visit Orlando
<Fiah> take a ferry aross the bering strait
<Dar|work> no
<TheBaaSheep> TEEL ME
<TheBaaSheep> OR
<TheBaaSheep> I
<TheBaaSheep> WILL
<TheBaaSheep> BEAT
<Dar|work> drive across the bering strait like you own it
<TheBaaSheep> YOU
<TheBaaSheep> UP
<Fiah> thebaasheep, to stalk y-oops wrong person, I mean to see a meet
<Kalassak> drive across the land bridge to russia and get nuked
<Fiah> yes
<Fiah> and i drive from kamchatka to beijing
<TheBaaSheep> SHUSH Kalassak
<Fiah> take the route down to shanghai
<TheBaaSheep> YOU PERSISTNIRNSFEMFEM
<Fiah> then to hong kong
<TheBaaSheep> TNO
<TheBaaSheep> NO
<Fiah> taking a ferry to cambodia
<TheBaaSheep> STOP
<TheBaaSheep> IT
<TheBaaSheep> NOW
<Kalassak> what is this insane drive
<TheBaaSheep> I WANT
<Fiah> and then driving to india
<TheBaaSheep> YOUR
<TheBaaSheep> ATTENTIOAN
<Fiah> and then driving through the middle east
<TheBaaSheep> into africa
<Fiah> and then driving to libya
<Fiah> and then driving across the meditereanean sea to poland
<TheBaaSheep> then drive to atlantis
<Fiah> and then take another ferry to norway
<Fiah> then take another ferry to greenland
<Fiah> then take another ferry to canada
<TheBaaSheep> then take an airplane to the Titanic
<Fiah> then drive to boston because i fucking forgot my phone
<Fiah> then drive down to georgia
<TheBaaSheep> and a boat to mountain Everest
<Fiah> down to texas and arizona
<Fiah> and then pick up darvince
<TheMooCows> thebaasheep you type really loud
<Fiah> drive to a nearby gaybar, have some stuff
<Kalassak> have some stuff
<TheBaaSheep> Sorry TheMooCows
<Fiah> then drive to florida to pick up tuto
<TheBaaSheep> Yay
<Fiah> then drive back to new york to pick up kip and bong
<Kalassak> fiah you like payed $10000000 of fuel already
* Dar|work is now known as Darvince
<TheBaaSheep> Take me back to New York
<Fiah> then stea-rent a bus
<TheBaaSheep> WHere I belong
<Fiah> and drive that bus to arizona
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<Fiah> pick up the moo cows and shmoopy
<Kalassak> wat
<TheBaaSheep> and of course
<Fiah> then drive to california and pick up rodvenio, then to seattle to get dan
<TheBaaSheep> forget kalassak
<Kalassak> hey
<TheBaaSheep> You forgot smjjames
<Fiah> and drive back down to arizona because i fucking forgot kalassak
<Kalassak> kol
<TheBaaSheep> YOU FORGOT SMJJAMES
<Fiah> then drive to smjjames's house
<Kalassak> you've been there like 3 times already
<Fiah> and then uhhh
<rodvenio> did we just go in a circle
<TheBaaSheep> And bong and kipz lives in New Jersey
<TheBaaSheep> You sugg
<Kalassak> fiah you didn't plan this one out did you
<Fiah> rent a aircrsft carrier
* Fiah put the bus on it
<Fiah> go through the panama canal
<rodvenio> kip is a certified hacker he can manage
<Fiah> go to england
<Fiah> pick up matty via gaybus
<Fiah> then drive back to the aircraft carrier
<TheBaaSheep> YOU FORGOT TO GO TO BRRRRAZIL
<Fiah> sail to denmark
<Kalassak> usfbus
<Kalassak> should be a thing
<TheBaaSheep> TO PICK UP HELLPOTATOE
<Fiah> pick up bla
<Kalassak> we go on road trips
<Fiah> then drive from denmark to brazil
<Fiah> and pick up hellpotatoe
<Fiah> oh shit I forgot swonx
<Fiah> drive to chile
<Fiah> rent another aircraft carrier
<TheBaaSheep> inb4 drive to australia
<Fiah> sail to tuvalu where kalassak will do stuff idk
<Kalassak> how much money do you plan on spending
<TheBaaSheep> oh and you forgot deoxy
<Fiah> where we're going we dont need money
<TheBaaSheep> you sugger
<Fiah> so anyways drive to arizona
<Fiah> pick up deoxy
<TheBaaSheep> lol
<Fiah> then realize i was supposed to pick up swonx
<Kalassak> i;'m dying
<Fiah> so i rent a missile destroyer from russia
<Fiah> and then motorboat over to aiota
<Kalassak> do we have naru yet
<TheBaaSheep> Money spent: $91283019034
<Fiah> shit it is soviet, the shit doesnt work
* Darvince is now known as Dar|eat
<Fiah> >ship breaks down in the middle of a cyclone
<Fiah> so now
<TheBaaSheep> use the rocket to go to pluto
<Fiah> now we need to get into lifeboats
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<Fiah> and we are stranded for weeks
<TheBaaSheep> YOu need to fucking pick up unlocker too
<Fiah> during this time we eat swonx and hellpotatoe
<TheBaaSheep> GO TO BRAZIL AGAIN
* Dar|eat is now known as Darvince
* Darvince is now known as Dar|eat
<Fiah> finally landing in hong kong
<Kalassak> DARV MAKE UP YOUR MIND
<Fiah> we rent a couple tank
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get
<Fiah> and tank over to indonesia
<TheBaaSheep> unl0cker
<Fiah> where we rent a thai aircraft carrier
<Fiah> and then we sail to aiota
<Fiah> and pick up swonx
<Fiah> shit aiota
<TheBaaSheep> oshit
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<Kalassak> ayiota?
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<Kalassak> kol
<TheBaaSheep> hey
<TheBaaSheep> hej
<Fiah> so now we sail to aeridani and go through a portal
<TheBaaSheep> hej
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<Fiah> ok we have everybody but we're back in mogidashu
<TheBaaSheep> Fiah
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<TheBaaSheep> Get unl0cker
<Fiah> so we ask somalian pirates for help
<TheBaaSheep> FIAH
<Fiah> and we take their ship
<TheBaaSheep> YOU MOTHERDUCEKR
<Fiah> and we sail to america because kip forgot his laptop
<Fiah> and then finally we take an airplane to japan
<TheBaaSheep> and then to tutono
<TheBaaSheep> to pick up
<TheBaaSheep> The president
<Fiah> we land in kyoto and go take a shinkansen to tokyo
<Fiah> and then there
<Fiah> we rent an apartment
<Fiah> and like
<Fiah> rent a stripper
<Fiah> and then we do stuff like illegal stuff
<TheBaaSheep> rent a pornstar
<Fiah> like under aged drinking
<Fiah> then we take another airplane to the netherlands and smoke some d
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on August 25, 2013, 08:23:28 PM
omg lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on August 26, 2013, 04:20:40 AM
well I legally can drink and smoke kol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 26, 2013, 06:45:16 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 26, 2013, 10:11:29 AM
<Fiah> ok so heres my plan darvince
<Fiah> oh kol
<Fiah> so i drive from boston to alaska
<Fiah> take a ferry aross the bering strait
<Dar|work> drive across the bering strait like you own it
<Fiah> thebaasheep, to stalk y-oops wrong person, I mean to see a meet
<Fiah> yes
<Fiah> and i drive from kamchatka to beijing
<Fiah> take the route down to shanghai
<Fiah> then to hong kong
<Fiah> taking a ferry to cambodia
<Kalassak> what is this insane drive
<Fiah> and then driving to india
<Fiah> and then driving through the middle east
<Fiah> and then driving to libya
<Fiah> and then driving across the meditereanean sea to poland
<Fiah> and then take another ferry to norway
<Fiah> then take another ferry to greenland
<Fiah> then take another ferry to canada
<Fiah> then drive to boston because i fucking forgot my phone
<Fiah> then drive down to georgia
<Fiah> down to texas and arizona
<Fiah> and then pick up darvince
<Fiah> drive to a nearby gaybar, have some stuff
<Fiah> then drive to florida to pick up tuto
<Fiah> then drive back to new york to pick up kip and bong
<Kalassak> fiah you like payed $10000000 of fuel already
<Fiah> then stea-rent a bus
<Fiah> and drive that bus to arizona
<Fiah> then drive to california and pick up rodvenio, then to seattle to get dan
<Fiah> and drive back down to arizona because i fucking forgot kalassak
<Fiah> then drive to smjjames's house
<Fiah> and then uhhh
<Fiah> rent a aircrsft carrier
* Fiah put the bus on it
<Fiah> go through the panama canal
<Fiah> go to england
<Fiah> pick up matty via gaybus
<Fiah> then drive back to the aircraft carrier
<Fiah> sail to denmark
<Fiah> pick up bla
<Fiah> then drive from denmark to brazil
<Fiah> and pick up hellpotatoe
<Fiah> oh shit I forgot swonx
<Fiah> drive to chile
<Fiah> rent another aircraft carrier
<Fiah> sail to tuvalu where kalassak will do stuff idk
<Kalassak> how much money do you plan on spending
<Fiah> where we're going we dont need money
<Fiah> so anyways drive to arizona
<Fiah> pick up deoxy
<Fiah> then realize i was supposed to pick up swonx
<Fiah> so i rent a missile destroyer from russia
<Fiah> and then motorboat over to australia
<Fiah> shit it is soviet, the shit doesnt work
<Fiah> >ship breaks down in the middle of a cyclone
<Fiah> so now
<Fiah> now we need to get into lifeboats
<Fiah> and we are stranded for weeks
<Fiah> during this time we eat swonx and hellpotatoe
<Fiah> finally landing in hong kong
<Fiah> we rent a couple tank
<Fiah> and tank over to indonesia
<Fiah> where we rent a thai aircraft carrier
<Fiah> and then we sail to australia
<Fiah> and pick up swonx
<Fiah> shit australia
<Fiah> so now we sail to aeridani and go through a portal
<Fiah> ok we have everybody but we're back in mogidashu
<Fiah> so we ask somalian pirates for help
<Fiah> and we take their ship
<Fiah> and we sail to america because kip forgot his laptop
<Fiah> and then finally we take an airplane to japan
<Fiah> we land in kyoto and go take a shinkansen to tokyo
<Fiah> and then there
<Fiah> we rent an apartment
<Fiah> and like
<Fiah> rent a stripper
<Fiah> and then we do stuff like illegal stuff
<Fiah> like under aged drinking
<Fiah> then we take another airplane to the netherlands and smoke some d
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 02, 2013, 08:34:21 PM
/u/ITNinja

"If I had a dollar for every time someone predicted the end of Moore's Law, I could...buy a new computer with twice as many transistors as my old one."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on September 08, 2013, 09:41:16 AM
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on September 08, 2013, 04:38:22 PM
I SAID *FRAPS
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on September 14, 2013, 03:18:55 AM
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on September 15, 2013, 07:05:54 AM
Kol I remember that but I can't remember where I did it
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on September 15, 2013, 08:08:38 AM
"Quote from: matty406 on 2013-08-13, 17:38:28" links to the post.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on September 16, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
[00:54] <+blotz> nothing is impossible
[00:54] <+blotz> but i do nothing every day!
[00:55] <+blotz> -winnie the pooh
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on October 05, 2013, 11:01:39 AM
<osmotischen>my pen excreted what looked like a small kidney stone
<osmotischen>i squeezed it
<osmotischen>it was a ink fetus
<osmotischen>now everything is black
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 15, 2013, 07:01:38 PM
after the oppression of the forum proletariat by the supremist beta testers, the working-class staged a coup and took over control of the forum. over the period of a few months, they declared themselves the alpha testers and conducted a systematic genocide, wiping out the beta testers.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 30, 2013, 09:00:29 PM
[2012-10-05 20:31:27] <Darvince> if you were kip i would leave a note at your door saying "please unlock ctam and ctam with me"
[2012-10-05 20:31:42] <Kalassak> i would
[2012-10-05 20:31:45] <Kalassak> take your dna
[2012-10-05 20:31:49] <Kalassak> and grow a clone
[2012-10-05 20:31:50] <Darvince> kol
[2012-10-05 20:32:15] <Darvince> teach the clone the CTAM religion from an early age
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 30, 2013, 09:06:22 PM
no!!!!

that's not the purpose of the cloning!!!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 03, 2013, 04:39:00 PM
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[23:36] <+Darvince> that moment when you realize you are gay
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 25, 2013, 10:55:47 AM
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[17:49] <Darvince> do photons ever stop existing
[17:50] <+matty406> Yes, they become photoffs
[17:50] <Darvince> no seriously
I thought it was a cracker that one
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on January 02, 2014, 10:48:44 PM
[21:46] <plamowl> aren't you technically using auspikitan as a proxy to do all the dirty work for you?
[21:47] <+Kalassak> no because they don't rape himalia
[21:47] <+rodvenio> oooh got em
[21:47] <plamowl> leave me out of this!!!!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on January 04, 2014, 10:13:21 PM
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[00:02] <plamowl> the timbaltic expansion of your neuronic cells within the octobrel cortex of your brain are probably throbbing right now
[00:02] <+Darvince> for example, take how usforum speaks compared to the rest of the internet
[00:02] <plamowl> we speak like mentally disabled children
[00:02] <+Darvince> if we became isolated from the internet, we would evolve an alternate, non-english language over time
[00:02] <plamowl> we should try thst
[00:02] <plamowl> that*
[00:03] <+Darvince> if we decided that using "isolatted" was better than isolated
[00:03] <+Darvince> and we slowly changed more words like that
[00:03] <plamowl> isolarted
[00:03] <+Darvince> we would have a non-english, non-constructed language
[00:03] <Tuto> No Plamowl the neurodioxyphemic protein carriers of my magstolibia is inflamed right now
[00:03] <Tuto> are*
[00:03] <+Darvince> uhh
[00:04] <+Darvince> what the penis
[00:04] <Tuto> Hi
[00:04] <plamowl> tuto are you sure, iirc neurodioxyphemic protein carriers are made of neuronium which means they cannot be inflamed by the Barnes Principle.
[00:04] <Tuto> No no no your theorem is flawed
[00:04] <Tuto> You see
[00:04] <+Darvince> are you two organic chemists suddenly
[00:04] <plamowl> but it's a college paper from 1992!
[00:04] <plamowl> from the soviet union!
[00:04] <plamowl> republished from 1928 without changing a word'
[00:04] <plamowl> and then translated to english!
[00:05] <+Darvince> >1992
[00:05] <Tuto> The neurodioxyphemic protein carriers contain a certain chain of proteins that help stabilize magstolibia
[00:05] <+Darvince> >from soviet union
[00:05] <+Darvince> seems legit
[00:06] <Tuto> These chains, called Triphilopses, control the output of electrical signals sent from the protein carriers
[00:06] <plamowl> tuto no that's not what i am arguing. if magstolibia suddenly changed the libido of neurodioxyphemic protien carriers (which is inversley proportionate to inflamation thanks to Barnes' law) it would work however magstolibia is a disproved theory suggested by octavio mistrk in 2009
[00:06] <Tuto> Your sophisticated vocabulary just caused an imbalance of controlled output of my neurodioxypemic protein carriers
[00:07] <+Darvince> what is happening here
[00:07] <Tuto> Libido? That has nothing related to anything about what were talking about
[00:07] <plamowl> but the neurodioxypemic protien carriers only repond to cognitive function from the smell processing part of my brain
[00:07] <Tuto> Darvince we are trying to sound like smart poopheads
[00:07] <plamowl> so obviously unless you smell my vocabulary
[00:07] <plamowl> you can't stimulate them
[00:07] <plamowl> unless you have smellographsis
[00:07] <+Darvince> yes i will smell your vocabulary
[00:08] <plamowl> however only 2% of the population (89% of them han chinese) have the rare medical condition
[00:08] <plamowl> so i doubt you have that
[00:08] <Tuto> But your vocabulary doesn't produce the pheromones needed for me to sense them, because you're Asian. Checkmate bitch.
[00:08] <+Darvince> you mean nasalographsis
[00:09] <Tuto> Huehuehue I am fucking done with this bullcrap now
[00:09] <Tuto> MY MIND IS ACHING
[00:09] * Tuto explodes
[00:09] <plamowl> "checkmate bitch" is considered a linguoistic repheredemic which means it is technically invalid for the syntocontext of your phrase.
[00:09] <plamowl> the more you know
[00:10] <Tuto> Your argument is invalid because cheese
[00:10] <plamowl> sorry
[00:10] <plamowl> yes i forgot to take cheese into account
[00:10] <plamowl> it renders my entire arguement invalid
[00:10] <Tuto> lol
[00:10] <plamowl> thanks obama
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 06, 2014, 04:33:10 PM
this would go in r/wtf if i was on reddit

<Thomas13542>mfw yqt is white
<Darvince>he's canadian and ontarian what did you expect
<Thomas13542>i thought he was brown
<Thomas13542>his name sounded liek that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on January 06, 2014, 06:59:17 PM
[17:58] <Tuto> I saw the dick and everything
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on January 06, 2014, 07:00:23 PM
[17:59] <Tuto> It was awesome
[18:00] <Tuto> It was a crescent
[18:00] <Tuto> and beige
[18:00] <Tuto> and big
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on January 06, 2014, 07:03:24 PM
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[20:57] <Tuto> Matty have you ever seen Venus?
[20:57] <+blotz> yuo missed a chatlog
[20:57] <+matty406> No clouds and no moon
[20:57] <+matty406> I have observed venus with my eyes
[20:58] <Tuto> Oh but I mean with an instrument
[20:58] <+matty406> nope
[20:58] <Tuto> :OOOO
[20:58] <+matty406> I really want a telescope
[20:58] <Tuto> It's fricking awesome
[20:58] == blotz has changed nick to ejaiefjiae
[20:58] <+ejaiefjiae> hi
[20:58] <+matty406> Especially for the winter monts
[20:58] <+matty406> months*
[20:58] <Tuto> I saw the dick and everything
[20:58] <Tuto> disk*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on January 06, 2014, 07:40:02 PM
[18:16] <Tuto> my ass is burning
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 13, 2014, 04:44:41 PM
it is mandatory for all future phinehas quotes to go in here, fake phinehas or real phinehas

[2013-10-25 09:50:10] -->| phinehas (c7b87d01@gateway/web/freenode/ip.199.184.125.1) has joined ##universesandbox
[2013-10-25 09:50:14] <phinehas> Hello.
[2013-10-25 09:50:47] <phinehas> I guess nobody is here.
[2013-10-25 09:51:25] <phinehas> I really wanted to talk to SuperNova and Andreas, I'm glad they're on the same side as I.
[2013-10-25 09:51:43] <phinehas> matty|df do you perhaps know their whereabouts?
[2013-10-25 09:51:53] <phinehas> Or you pywx?
[2013-10-25 09:52:16] <matty|df> i didn't even know supernova was still on the forum
[2013-10-25 09:54:21] <phinehas> O.K.
[2013-10-25 09:54:39] <phinehas> Tell FiahOwl and Darvince that I want a word with them as well.
[2013-10-25 09:54:44] <phinehas> I'm out.
[2013-10-25 09:54:48] |<-- phinehas has left freenode (Client Quit)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 13, 2014, 08:18:26 PM
[2013-11-30 15:59:10] <matty406> our pancreas is a loving pancreas
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 25, 2014, 07:13:46 PM
Quote
I went to Catholic school, and I honestly thought there were just two religions-- the Catholics, and the Publics. If you were a Public, you went to public school. Obviously.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on February 09, 2014, 12:05:36 PM
Quote
[19:04] <+Darvince> do not of bitch
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on February 15, 2014, 09:15:59 PM
<sagua> he's not trans
<sagua> just fabulous
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 24, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
[17:34] <+matty406> Oh I read a tweet mentioning that
gonna use this later
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on April 04, 2014, 05:15:04 PM
Your not melting into the community at all. People who get along well with the community are people like Darvince who only post helpful things
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on April 22, 2014, 07:10:58 PM
<Tuto> I'm talking about nipples and you are talking about owning atoms
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on June 02, 2014, 11:51:49 AM
Quote from: Blacraft Wiki
kalassak is a pony -Darvince
I told him, I am nawt blapiz. -Bla
dis person doesh nawt liek to be cawl'd nuenue -kip

And if this product doesn't satisfy you, return it for free with our money-back guarantee!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on June 03, 2014, 04:54:41 AM
yeah theres definetly no beta 7 unless a problem occurs and the game is extended to a later date. which i hope wont happen! :(

Correct. No beta 7.

And I'm not going to sleep until version 2 is out.


Dan, how much coffee do you drink?   :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on June 08, 2014, 05:01:38 PM
<matty|se>oh yiss i love this
<matty|se>500 rebolg an i sen this 2 my senpai
<matty|se>We're senpals
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on June 08, 2014, 05:07:15 PM
Dan, how much coffee do you drink?   :P
The Steam version used to be called version 2, until the new alpha version got started, so he hasn't been awake since 2010 working on alpha 2, kol.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 09, 2014, 03:55:19 AM
matty|se> this rain makes me moist
<matty|se> wait
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 20, 2014, 05:48:22 AM
[2014-06-20 05:45:43] <matty406> like can I just name a planet and everything on it 'dicks'
[2014-06-20 05:45:48] <Darvince> inb4 everything is named dickbutt
[2014-06-20 05:45:59] <matty406> NEW LIFEFORM
[2014-06-20 05:46:01] <matty406> DICKBUTT
[2014-06-20 05:46:08] <Darvince> my sides
[2014-06-20 05:46:10] <matty406> NOW LANDING ON
[2014-06-20 05:46:11] <matty406> DICKBUTT
[2014-06-20 05:46:20] <matty406> LOCATION DISCOVERED
[2014-06-20 05:46:24] <matty406> DICKBUTT CAVERNS
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on June 20, 2014, 05:52:28 AM
I'm really happy with the direction collisions are headed in Universe Sandbox ²... I hope everyone else is too.
as long as they're not heading towards earth, i'm happy
Collisions with Earth are the cornerstone of our testing. :)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on June 20, 2014, 03:51:32 PM
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[23:50] <+Kalassak> oh no do not strange and funny quotes me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: gabriel.dac on June 20, 2014, 06:09:50 PM
I'm really happy with the direction collisions are headed in Universe Sandbox ²... I hope everyone else is too.
as long as they're not heading towards earth, i'm happy
Collisions with Earth are the cornerstone of our testing. :)

Dan is usually a serious guy but sometimes he can be funny
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on June 22, 2014, 12:05:01 PM
<TheMooCows> bla do you call it soccer or football?
<BlaBla44> Fodbold
<TheMooCows> or that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on June 22, 2014, 12:58:55 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 24, 2014, 03:02:37 AM
[2014-06-23 14:08:14] <BlaBla44> Banned from Ubox, banned from Blacraft, irc makes a nice addition.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on June 25, 2014, 12:23:05 PM
[15:58:24]   =-=   BlaBla44 is now known as Red|Tube
[15:58:30]   Red|Tube   Ok this uhh
[15:58:32]   Red|Tube   I mean
[15:58:36]   =-=   Red|Tube is now known as Red|Synch
lmao
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on June 28, 2014, 06:09:51 AM
[17:54] <+Darvince> my mom is gay
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on July 03, 2014, 06:29:44 PM
proof

[21:27] <+smjjames_> *pledges to make* Except with maybe a little less blood.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 07, 2014, 08:19:50 PM
<FiahOwl>what is 7/10
<FiahOwl>Isn't it like .142835 or something
<kip|craft>that's 0.7
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 15, 2014, 10:14:50 AM
AHHH MENTION OF TRAVIAN *falls on floor convulsing*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 23, 2014, 05:25:14 AM
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[13:23] <+matty406> !markov Rothfale will
[13:23] <ubv> Rothfale will explode
Quote
[13:27] <+matty406> !markov dwarves
[13:27] <ubv> dwarves wash my penis
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on July 23, 2014, 05:37:30 AM
lmao
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on July 23, 2014, 06:05:54 AM
Quote
[09:04] <Tuto> !markov My tits are full of
[09:04] <ubv> My tits are full of indian scripts
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on July 23, 2014, 06:28:09 AM
Kolwut lmao
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on July 23, 2014, 06:30:57 AM
Quote
TheFluffyFox: More importantly, i hate my prime minister
TheFluffyFox: Tony abbot
Xriqxa: lol y
Lord DC: He's an idiot and a puppet for the corporate agenda
TheFluffyFox: Excuse my language
Lord DC: Obama
TheFluffyFox: But tony abbot in my country is a total fuckwit
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on July 23, 2014, 06:34:19 AM
huh
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on July 23, 2014, 07:04:01 AM
Quote
TheFluffyFox: Eat some hot stuff, you'll get cra
Lord DC: cra? never heard of that before
TheFluffyFox: I meant to say crap
Xriqxa: its crap, just without all the p

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on July 23, 2014, 07:04:50 AM
Xriqxa: I have no crap
Lord DC: one does not simply have no crap
TheFluffyFox: Eat some hot stuff, you'll get cra
Lord DC: cra? never heard of that before
TheFluffyFox: I meant to say crap
Xriqxa: its crap, just without all the p
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on July 23, 2014, 07:06:35 AM
Lord DC: why r u using ipad
TheFluffyFox: Who uses an ipad?
Lord DC: not me
TheFluffyFox: #ANDROIDMASTERRACE
Lord DC: i hate Apple
Lord DC: and is why i have sworn never to use a smartphone, or "stupidphone" as i call it
TheFluffyFox: I'm not a fan of apple products
TheFluffyFox: Over priced
TheFluffyFox: and restricting
WitheHole18: yes
Lord DC: i also hate Twitter
WitheHole18: I have cydia
WitheHole18: clash of clans
Lord DC: because #you #have #to #hashtag# #every #single #little #damn #thing
Xriqxa: #lol
Lord DC: NO!
Lord DC: no hashtagz allowed
Xriqxa: #yes
Xriqxa: ##
Xriqxa: #hashtag
TheFluffyFox: #Hastags #ismclovinit
WitheHole18: I am boring
Lord DC: Nope
Xriqxa: yes u arr
WitheHole18: :(
Xriqxa: lol i think he ment bored
WitheHole18: Nope
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 23, 2014, 07:07:08 AM
become one with irc
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on July 23, 2014, 07:09:47 AM
who
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on July 23, 2014, 07:24:46 AM
another pic, the impaled one is a normal human sized anime character:
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/068/f/b/ornstein_by_ledzaid-d5xiaek.jpg)
TheFluffyFox: o.o
Lord DC: yeah he's quite big
Xriqxa: ...
Xriqxa: waw...
Lord DC: in case you are tired of all the anime shows just imagine whatever character at the end of that spear XD
Xriqxa: Ive always hated anime
Xriqxa: and manga
TheFluffyFox: I dont
Lord DC: btw she almost touched his nose
Xriqxa: too bad so sad
Lord DC: lol
Xriqxa: noses are not for touching
Xriqxa: there was a label on it
Lord DC: i guess lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on July 23, 2014, 07:26:12 AM
Quote
[10:25] <Tuto> !markov Fiah sucks at
[10:25] <ubv> Fiah sucks at life
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 23, 2014, 09:05:36 AM
where is that xgt thing
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on July 23, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
We're doing steam chat.
If you want to join XGT, please submit a post in the XGT thread. ;)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 23, 2014, 09:24:00 AM
ubv   so hard to be a million cone object communicating with a bit obsessive labor
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on July 24, 2014, 04:31:22 PM
<ubv> Kalassak has been talking about 10" long do nonsense is that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on July 24, 2014, 04:35:23 PM
<ubv> Tuto likes small rectangular graphics, which means he went over Rome, and in you

<ubv> kiribati is just wondering what molasses is cute
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 24, 2014, 08:52:58 PM
<ubv>China I WHIP MY GOD OH JESUS CHRIST IS SO HARD DRIVE SPACE ROCKET AND I FUCKING HELL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 27, 2014, 04:11:58 PM
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on July 29, 2014, 11:31:42 AM
-US2GT- Lord DC: Are you sure?
WitheHole18: (idiot person :P)
WitheHole18: I am idiot person
newhalo123: Technically, we havent seen a supernova yet. all of the ones shown to us so far have been from our sun. our sun will never go supernova.
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Sorry, what?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Read what you just said.
newhalo123: yeah?
-US2GT- Lord DC: yeah it makes no sense
newhalo123: its ture, our sun will NOT go supernova
newhalo123: true*
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: "All the ones shown to us so far have been from our sun. our sun will not go supernova"
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: We have seen plenty of Supernovae
-US2GT- Lord DC: We would be dead
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Mainly in other galaxies
newhalo123: no, i mean in US2!
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Ah
-US2GT- Lord DC: ohh yeah yeah sure
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I thought you meant IRL, sorry.
newhalo123: LOL XD
-US2GT- Lord DC: Alex is a spy! he's a double agent!
WitheHole18: banned
WitheHole18: :'(
-US2GT- Lord DC: what?
WitheHole18: No no banned
-US2GT- Lord DC: how?
WitheHole18: I haven't banned
-US2GT- Lord DC: okay this got derailed again
WitheHole18: ahhrr.
-US2GT- Lord DC: so Alex, when you will be available?
WitheHole18: Sorry
newhalo123: at least i started talking about US2.
newhalo123: XD
WitheHole18: i go offline i am a killer
-US2GT- Lord DC: nope
-US2GT- Lord DC: what?
WitheHole18: i kill xriqca
-US2GT- Lord DC: well, someone in Italy better call the police
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Xriqxa did just go offline, but he is in the UAE
newhalo123: um, is that a threat? or a joke?
-US2GT- Lord DC: he killed Xriqxa! well I have leadership of the group now!
WitheHole18: .......
-US2GT- Lord DC: Alex, you are BANNED!
WitheHole18: i am a leadership
-US2GT- Lord DC: Lol this got made into nonsense
WitheHole18: I and You leadership
newhalo123: Who is Alex!?
WitheHole18: i
newhalo123: oh.
WitheHole18: it's my real name
-US2GT- Lord DC: this should go into the funny quotes thread
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: This entire group chat belongs somewhere on that
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on July 29, 2014, 11:33:30 AM
Welcome to the XGT group chat ^^
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 01, 2014, 08:08:02 PM
<stowaherp> the pristine forests of Amalthea sent 3 saguans to the Space Station in low Universalis orbit owned by Aiyota.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 04, 2014, 07:34:49 AM
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: yup
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Old crap rendom
☼: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1UFdv8RxI
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol wtf is this
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT5zCHn0tsg
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Song for you Xriqxa
☼: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb_9vxXyqdU
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Seen that vid already
☼: hard this song before somewhere
☼: hmmm
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Meep
☼: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swlSQBBJU-E
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: why am i hearing moaning
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Banned for sad
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: HAHHA
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Nu ;c
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i didnt find it
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol what really
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I can make a better meow sound ;3
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Hell, if you want i can mimic Fluttershy's yay
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Xriqxa gonna hate me for that
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
☼: @post 1 out of 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSCcIv_dLlg
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: "what colour is your cat"
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: "10"
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: "my cats colour is 10"
☼: black, not ten
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Otherwise, the colour ten isnt that bad
☼: lol
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Stop fapping
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i heard you
☼: ?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 04, 2014, 08:00:52 AM
☼: Excuse me while i get a bucket
☼: to catch all the babies falling from the sky!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 04, 2014, 08:04:43 AM
☼: i hate turkey
☼: at least the kind made in Qatar
☼: it tastes like a cat half digested it
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 05, 2014, 10:12:11 AM
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-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: gotta love them bumps
☼: -LSP
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lolll
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: ^^
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i did
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Pott manley
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Lumpy space program
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I MEAN
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: PRINCES
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on August 05, 2014, 10:49:39 AM
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-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: he chcanged the pole
☼: -.-
☼: yes, he works maintenence at the strip club
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: omg i love you for that
☼: so he changed the pole becaus eit was rusty
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i meant to say poll

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 05, 2014, 10:50:21 AM
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☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: oooh i play planetside 2
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: you do?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: yeah
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Faction?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Sovereignity
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Vanu represent!
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Yeah, they're whole Technology is better than Religion thing really hooked me
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I'm that way
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Technologly = power to me
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: That's the whole thing to my organization too, that''s how we have a massive flagship that has more mass than a star
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Please tell me how that flagship doesnt collapse into a blackhole from shear mass.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: And from crusing it's occupants? Very, VERY high strenght materials, and anti grav
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: This is imposible
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: ^imposible is not a wrod
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: impossible*
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: wait
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: im?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: *word
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: *this is possible
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: The anti gravity in the ship would rip the ship apart.
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Or atleast destroy planetery systems if you go near them
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Just very hard, but when you are leader of an organziation with quadrillions of followers and own multiple galaxies...
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Questioning logic here
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: You cant go near planets
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: you weigh more than a star
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: you would rip apart planets
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Gravitational suppression
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Not possible still unless you're using negative mass.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: ehrm, *more mass than a star* is an exxageration, I meant to say bigger than a star
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Its so darn huge
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Bigger than a star isnt really a good part of information
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: it could mean just above the size of jupiter
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: OF COURSE IT ISNT
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Or half the size of the solar system
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Give a number in AU
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Or less
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Fine: total ship area: 4 AU
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: that counts space inside
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: this ship would have been imposssible to build, it would have collapsed into itself unless it's VERY empty
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: dont question my imaginary logic
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: tnat should be good enough explanation
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: You must be in an alt univverse
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Yup
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: but in that universe no blackholes exist due to things cant collapse in on themselves
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Therfor no galaxies
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Your logic is broken
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: MY LOGIC IS NOT BROKEN IT IS IMAGINARY LOGIC
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: But in reality, the ship would use lots of high strength materials and negativ mass devices to equal out the mass
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: so there
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i'm more impressed about how many planetery systems you ripped apart for that many  recources.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: thanks ;3
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I mean, you must of killed so many civilizations
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: No
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: We harvest uninhabited planets
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: We do a full check for life
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: before tearing shit up
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 05, 2014, 10:51:26 AM
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☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: omg
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: you fuck
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: you posted it 1 second before i did
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: D:
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: MUAHAHAHAH
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: So it wouldnt post
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU CUNT
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU STOLE ME POST
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: HATE ME FOR IT THEN
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: *message removed
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: go ahead
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Take the shot
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol you didnt have to removve it
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: too late
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: guess ill just repost it
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lolno
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i just reposted it
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: What i said above ^^ is worthy though
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: post dat
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: WitheHole18 on August 06, 2014, 02:14:00 AM
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WitheHole18: what?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: BLAGHEARD
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: WERGT
WitheHole18: eh=
WitheHole18: eh??
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: WEGR
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: UIFP
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: POIL
WitheHole18: -.-
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: NEINTUI
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 06, 2014, 07:26:58 AM
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-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I'm not going to shout it out lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: oh BTW you now that flagship I was talking about?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I dont now about that flagship
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: but i KNOW about that flagship
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Me and Xriqxa decided to call it "The Incarnator"
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: and I found a possible picture of it infront of a star, thats me in the chair... :http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100311055206/masseffect/images/4/49/IllusiveMan1.jpg
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I havent even clicked it
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i know its mass effect
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: IKR
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but still
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Not going to click that picture anyway lol
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I know exactly what it is
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: you know me too well
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: so you already know its of the Illusive Man staring at the star?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Yes
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: good
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Would that be a good depiction of the scale of The Incarnator?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: When I can stare down a star and say "I will drain all of your power"
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: "and turn you into a bam so powerful it will destroy entire solar systems"
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: "A bam so powerful"
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: omfg
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Yeah it goes like this: "BAAAAAAAAM" *solar system gone
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: That happens naturally though ;c
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: yeah
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: But the power of T.I. can be put to good use, like draining its own energy to create a new star or replace one...
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: But beware the bam
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I should of said "ban"
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: You gonna get Butt Bammed today my friend.
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lololol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: *Bam* *Bam*
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: X3
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: thanks for giving me new joke material
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 07, 2014, 02:29:04 AM
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XGT-WitheHole18: Hi
XGT-WitheHole18: Invite me in GTX?
☼: Not until you start saying XGT and not the name of a graphics card.

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 07, 2014, 03:42:18 AM
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-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: ask withehole
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: He's in US2 rightnow isnt he?
☼: Withehole can you make some screenshits please?




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☼: still cant understand how MC has a fandom
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: minecraft?
☼: i mean, MLP, sure, the show has some good in it, but MC? She's a sin in herself!
☼: no, Miley Cyrus
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: OH
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: LOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 08, 2014, 02:23:43 AM
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☼ Dragonslayer Ornstein: wow
☼ Dragonslayer Ornstein: There are 2,000 people with the same current username as me
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: reallya/
☼ Dragonslayer Ornstein: Yup
☼ Dragonslayer Ornstein: Im building a Dragonslayer army
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i'll be the pet fox
☼ Dragonslayer Ornstein: We'll also need thousands of spears
☼ Dragonslayer Ornstein has changed their name to ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: SOMEONE STOLE MY COPYRIGHTED NICKNAME!
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: OH BOY
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LordDC25
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: SPY!
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Impossible!
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Three some time with your clones?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 08, 2014, 07:04:28 AM
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☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Oh
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: What is your species?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: In what? my own thing?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: yeah
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: We're called the edreathians, we're an anthro mix of a fox  and a wasp.
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: My grandpa just walked in
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: suddenly i'
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i'm not horny anymore
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: guess what my species is
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Trillions of ornsteins of many sizes
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: ^LOL this is going in the thread
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but youre wrong, guess again
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I don't know D:
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Just guess
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Clones of you?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: lolno
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: why would you guess that?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: why do you think that
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: just asking
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Because it's the only logical thing tbh
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Lemme guess, you're humans? i can't think of anything e lse other than furries
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Yeah, genetcially modified humans (voluntary of course) and of course cybernetically
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but, due to all the mods, our species has evolved into 10 foot tall humans that can use more of their brain, have advanced reasoning, this is why we're the most feared, respected, and awed at species
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: atleast in our galxy group
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: what about yur species? where do you rank in the galaxy?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: We're about 7/10 foot tall, we come from a mars sized planet with lower gravity than earth thus the height, we rank as one of the Peaceful intersteller species, we've only colonized 40 star systems by now.
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: We don't rank very high in the galaxy
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: okay
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: We hail from Earth (DUH!) and are ranked as surprisingly Peaceful, are huge military force helps protect the galaxies we influence, and we've colonized 10 galaxies, with several moreunder our influence
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Our Headquarters planet is a classified planet near the center of
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: what is your appearence?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: In very basic terms, a furry fox crosed with a wasp, we're very subtly striped in the fur and we tend to have either white/ginger/darkish brown hair
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Of course we still have antennae
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: We see into the UltraViolet range of light, and we don't see colours past blue, only Blue and UV
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Meaning, we have a totally diffrent rainbow
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: of new colours
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: cool
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: We see into UV because we live around a Blue Main Sequance star, which outputs Much more UV than human visible light.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: ahhh
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: To a human, the flora on our planet is orangeish red
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: To us, it's a beautiful colour, i cannot describe it because i'm a human that created them and cannot see the UV spectrum lol.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: well
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: technically i can see the UV spectrum
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: But i dont have receptors for the colours in it
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Get rid of the filters in your eyes that block UV and you can see UV
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Your blue cones and red/green are sensative to it
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: It would appear as a violet white
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Or Ultra blue as some people have described i
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Well, due to cybernetic modification, I have eyes that look as badass as Illusive Man's except I can switch between my natural and artifical color
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Artfical colour is useless
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: MEH
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: It's better to have receptors for that wavelength of light.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: its cosmetic
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: For me IRL, i'd love to have receptors for UV/IR
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Not gamma rays or X-rays, i don't want my day to be hellish
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Its cosmetic appearence, its function: allows me to see all wavelenghts
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: So not artifical colour
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: More like changing wavelength receptor mode
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Yeah, but the eye itself looks awesome
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: The native fauna in my planet has 2 eyes on each side of its head
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: That's more interesting
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: because it allows it to see both foward and backwards at the same time
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: cool
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 09, 2014, 02:43:28 AM
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☼: there was a reference in it concerning browsing porn websites
☼: XD
☼: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
☼: LOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: SO many innundeos in shoes today
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: LOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: shoes wtf
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: i mean shows
☼: lolol
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on August 09, 2014, 06:15:42 AM
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: We're called the edreathians, we're an anthro mix of a fox  and a wasp.
oh god
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/888365/art/anthro/edreathian.JPG)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 09, 2014, 06:18:54 AM
From now on, every time I open my eyes will be the most regretful decision of my life.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 09, 2014, 10:23:06 AM
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-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I went to my mothers place before at like 12:30 AM
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Laughed too hard and bashed my head backwards into the stove fans
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: GG fluffy
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: like full on hard, it echoed throughout the house
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: My mother was dying laughing and i was crying from laughter
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: *hits head* BIIIIIIING is heard throughout the house as my head was smashed into the steel plating
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: fml it was funny
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 10, 2014, 10:15:51 AM
<a187> Typing with one hand because me pet saguan is cuddling me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 10, 2014, 10:22:07 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 10, 2014, 12:16:51 PM
domestic cats are not saguans!
Domestic cats are not Saguans.
Domestic cats are NOT Saguans.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 10, 2014, 12:32:20 PM
how do you know fiah doesn't have a saguan slave

it would fit him well
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on August 10, 2014, 12:34:06 PM
i...want a pet saguan too.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 10, 2014, 12:36:32 PM
good luck they live to 50 with modern science, are slightly smaller than tigers, and have about 0.88 times the average human brain mass by body mass
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 10, 2014, 12:45:24 PM
if you can enslave a human you can enslave a saguan
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on August 10, 2014, 12:48:24 PM
slave what slave

https://i.imgur.com/Kw2fAvR.png
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 11, 2014, 12:45:00 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on August 11, 2014, 01:28:12 PM
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[21:27] <a187> s!occer
[21:27] <stowaherp> In a soccer match, outer space played Vincent. The end score was 1:7.
[21:28] <@BlaBla44> gj Vincent

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[21:31] <@matty406> s!plague
[21:31] <stowaherp> brony disorder has spread to Aiyota from Lyintaria.

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[00:18] <stowaherp> In Tellurium, a Rothfale Enthusiast killed 1117 people and cost 235 thousand dollars in damage.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 11, 2014, 08:58:05 PM
<ubv> Kalassak will die of severe health threat
<Kalassak> very specific
<a187> helpful
<Guest62624> No shit

<Kalassak> !mk fiah will marry
<ubv> fiah will marry me then
<a187> SAAAAAAANNNDD
<a187> NO
<a187> NO
<a187> NOOO

<a187> !mk fiah will have sex with
<ubv> fiah will have sex with my life
<osmotischen> OOOOOO
<a187> NOT AGAIN
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on August 12, 2014, 02:42:56 AM
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7:34 PM - Thejam15: Creepypasta man im tellin u
7:35 PM - Thejam15: I like computer/game based creepypasta
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: yeah so do i
7:35 PM - Thejam15: So spoopy
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I know they're not real, but they fuck me up at night when i go to bed
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: ll
7:35 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
7:36 PM - Thejam15: I know fuck its a good thing I dont use Avast antivirus anymore
7:36 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Why?
7:36 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: did it scare you
7:36 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: lol
7:37 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: "A VIRUS HAS BEEN DETECTED"
7:37 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: That use to happen alot a few years ago
7:37 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: scared the everliving fuck out of me
7:38 PM - Thejam15: Id be reading one and get the heebyjeebies but then id just go to bed anyways, as im trying to sleep computer monitor pops on illuminating the entire room id be like da fuck, the BUNG, AVAST VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED fuck id need to change my pants FUCK YOU AVAST
7:39 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: THAT HAS HAPPEND TO ME TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES
7:39 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I TURNED THE SOUND NOTIFACTIONS OFF
7:39 PM - -US2GT- TheFluffyFox: FUCK
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on August 12, 2014, 09:15:13 AM
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[17:12] <+matty|SE> !mk soul
[17:12] <Jister> misc_jackie_chan.png
[17:12] <ubv> soul is like to rename topic
[17:12] <Jister> what the jkok
[17:12] <peacock> tkok
[17:12] <+matty|SE> oh god
[17:12] <+matty|SE> bot chain

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[17:19] <ubv> RAISE MY LITTLE DICKS AS UNREALISTIC

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[22:35] <+matty406> !mk Rothfale
[22:35] <ubv> Rothfale stroked his testicles he has gained my best to have noticed the list of the pulses
[22:35] <+matty406> lmao
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 13, 2014, 10:24:14 AM
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-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: game is broken yo
☼: lol
☼: #GLitchierThanSkate3
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: #LessBrokenThanBattlefield4
☼: LOL
☼: brb
☼: back
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Bwelmceo mback!
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Welcomeback!
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Fuck
☼: gg
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 13, 2014, 10:28:54 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on August 15, 2014, 07:21:57 AM
[10:20] <+BlaBla44> Ferguson last night
Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTjy-VmTwP0[10:20] <kol-kal-kol> Jorsterton by Night - YouTube
[10:20] <osmotischen2> omg
[10:20] <+BlaBla44> DANG IT KOL-KAL-KOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 19, 2014, 07:49:05 AM
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-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I FINISHED IT
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I FINIIISHED IT
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: SO?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: AND I GOT 230K NOW
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: IT GAVE ME 100K MORE FOR ALLLL GOLD I THINK
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I RAGEQUIT CUZ OF THE FUCKIN SUPID THING
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I LANDED THE FUCKING HELI AND TITAN PERFECTLY
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: WAS IT WITHIN 10M?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: AND HE GAVE ME A FUCKING BRONZE
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: WHATEVER
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: IF NOT, YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE A PILOT
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU LITTLE CADET
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I CAME TO THE SCHOOL TO LEARN COMBAT NOT HOW TO FUCKING LAND
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FLIGHT SCHOOL IS CADET?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: FLIGHT-CHOOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: SEE THE FLIGHT?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: NOT THE FIGHT?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: OH ITS YOU SEARGENT DOUCHEBAG
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: IM GONNA LAND MY TITAN ON YOU
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: AND YOULL DIE
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: DO IT CADET, ILL RAIN HELLFIRE ON YOUR ASS
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I'M GONNA SHOOT MY HYDRA SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL FEEL IT ALL THE WAY INTO NEXT YEAR
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU KNOW IM INTO THAT CADET?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING XRIQXA ABOUT OUR SHIT IN FLIGHT SCHOOL CADET?
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: I KNOW YOU HAVE
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: YEAH NO DUH ITS HILARIOUS
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: PUT THIS IN THE RANDOM QUOTES THREAD CADET, THAT IS AN ORDER.
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: NOONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, IM THE COMMANDER OF THE ARMY YOURE ENLISTED IN SEARGENT, BUT THATS A GREAT IDEA
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: ILL DO IT
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 19, 2014, 08:18:47 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on August 19, 2014, 10:39:36 AM
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☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I'M GONNA SHOOT MY HYDRA SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL FEEL IT ALL THE WAY INTO NEXT YEAR
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU KNOW IM INTO THAT CADET?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 19, 2014, 12:26:51 PM
WARNING: THIS QUOTE CONTAINS SPOILERS TO GTA V'S MYTHS
Quote
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Hey
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I know you hate the Chiliad loons
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: But i have discovered something
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: One thing before you continue that
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Xriqxa wanted me to teach him what BDSM was
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: omfg
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Oh jesus
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Anyway
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: You know how everyone's obsessed with that mural?
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I say we travel back in time
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: What is the orignal game the Jetpack was featured in? San Andreas
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: What were popular myths/legends type there? UFo's and other paranormal shit
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The fact that UFO's and Bigfoot were proved in V pows me right in the kisser with a stealth ounch
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: What if
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The key to unlocking the jetpack "if there is one" is Investigating San Andreas' myths? the cheatcode used to spawn it is known as "rocketman", and in V there's a rocket that makes Geiger counter readings and very weird noises when approached. This might be something
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: how high are you
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: COCAINUM
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: FTW
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: Thats just a theory
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: which i will not investigate, lest i go insane
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I'll let the loonies figure it out
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: If you go near Fort Zancudo near the night, you'll hear really weird noises, and if you go to the contrl tower and inside it there is an elevator who's door opens for noone. Except me
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: And when i go inside it it does nothing
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: my computer is on the cracker tonight
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: Aparrently java aint installed
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: but it do
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: SUCK MY COCK JAVA
-US2GT- TheFluffyFox: YOU AINT woRKIN STILL
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but still
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: theres much more than that damn mural
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: but i'll stop there
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting somethig to change"
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: thus, all the people on GTA forums are insane
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: oh, BTW
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: the jetpack never existed
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The mural depicts the path to freedom
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: The man with the "jetpack" is free
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: from the prison in which he resided
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: take that GTAF loons
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I just cracked your mystery once and for all

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 22, 2014, 02:13:34 AM
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xriqxa.vrs: the fact that I rely on USF to stimulate me for at least a second
xriqxa.vrs: and that USF is mostly dead
xriqxa.vrs: is killing me
xriqxa.vrs: The only time when USF has any decent action
xriqxa.vrs: IS WHEN IM ASLEEP
xriqxa.vrs: GAAAH HEADDESK TIL GOD FALLS OUT OF THE SKY!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on August 22, 2014, 02:46:25 AM
kol that's because everyone's in their respective chats.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 22, 2014, 06:41:58 AM
and you're geographically segregated :P

<osmotischen2> everything is pointless ^_^
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on August 23, 2014, 06:35:37 AM
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11:17 PM - Light Yagami: i knew it was gonna start tonight >_< Just when i'm trying to do mods >_<
11:17 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: What is it?
11:17 PM - Light Yagami: I'm getting "Lightheaded"
11:17 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Oh fuck comeon

-CUT TO LORD DC CHAT-

11:20 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Wuh oh, bad news for me
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: she on her period?
11:21 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Thats my boyfriend
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: OH FUCK
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: SORRY
11:21 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: i didnt kniw
11:21 PM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: LOL DUDE
11:22 PM - ☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: sorry sorry sorry

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 23, 2014, 10:11:04 PM
[2013-05-25 13:05:26] <osmotischen> darvince he's talking about an object traveling through a channel not his butthole
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 23, 2014, 10:50:58 PM
[2013-05-30 01:43:08] <Kalassak> my mom suggested that maybe bla got a girlfriend
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 23, 2014, 10:55:24 PM
[2013-05-30 01:55:10] <Darvince> "mom, dad, i am steve"
[2013-05-30 01:55:19] <Darvince> "goodbye son we raised you as a jerry"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 23, 2014, 11:12:59 PM
[2013-05-31 02:50:30] <a_fishbowl> there are no bullies at my school
[2013-05-31 02:50:33] <a_fishbowl> none at all
[2013-05-31 02:50:34] <Darvince> except chanserv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on August 24, 2014, 05:03:30 AM
[2013-05-30 01:43:08] <Kalassak> my mom suggested that maybe bla got a girlfriend

I'm curious why she suggested that?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 24, 2014, 11:54:59 AM
It was when you were gone for a long time
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 24, 2014, 04:37:05 PM
[2013-06-01 06:33:25] <FiahOwl> I NUKED UNIVERSE SANDBOX FORUM !!! AND ALL USERS IS NOW DEAD !!!
[2013-06-01 06:33:26] <FiahOwl> GAME OVER
[2013-06-01 06:33:28] <FiahOwl> Universe Sandbox v3 is now cancelled.
[2013-06-01 06:33:29] <FiahOwl> Closing Universe Sandbox
[2013-06-01 06:33:31] <FiahOwl> Finished.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 24, 2014, 04:59:37 PM
[2013-07-30 15:56:34] <rodvenio> i remember when i stole sweden
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 24, 2014, 05:21:25 PM
[2013-10-25 09:50:10] -->| phinehas (c7b87d01@gateway/web/freenode/ip.199.184.125.1) has joined ##universesandbox
[2013-10-25 09:50:14] <phinehas> Hello.
[2013-10-25 09:50:47] <phinehas> I guess nobody is here.
[2013-10-25 09:51:25] <phinehas> I really wanted to talk to SuperNova and Andreas, I'm glad they're on the same side as I.
[2013-10-25 09:51:43] <phinehas> matty|df do you perhaps know their whereabouts?
[2013-10-25 09:51:53] <phinehas> Or you pywx?
[2013-10-25 09:52:16] <matty|df> i didn't even know supernova was still on the forum
[2013-10-25 09:54:21] <phinehas> O.K.
[2013-10-25 09:54:39] <phinehas> Tell FiahOwl and Darvince that I want a word with them as well.
[2013-10-25 09:54:44] <phinehas> I'm out.
[2013-10-25 09:54:48] |<-- phinehas has left freenode (Client Quit)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on August 24, 2014, 05:25:03 PM
[2014-02-15 20:49:05] <plamowl> if I was yqt's girlfriend I'd totally have done something like that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on August 26, 2014, 07:54:25 AM
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-US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: 12:38 AM - ☺: STAHP IT TWIGHLIGHT YOU CANNOT REDIRECT AN ASTEROID WITH A PURPLE BONER
12:38 AM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: YES YOU CAN
12:38 AM - -US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE!
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: OMG
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: LOL
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: that is way too funny
-US2GT- ♥Misa Misa♥: Dick so big it reaches into spaces  and glows magically and redirects asteroids
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on August 27, 2014, 01:51:37 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on August 28, 2014, 09:38:09 AM
Quote
☺ has changed their name to ௵.
௵: wrote nikaesi
♥TheFluffiestFox♥: why
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on August 28, 2014, 10:29:19 AM
Quote
☺ has changed their name to ௵.
௵: wrote nikaesi
♥TheFluffiestFox♥: why
our culture is spreading
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on August 30, 2014, 10:39:14 AM
<BlaBla44> If wb is welcome Bla, is ty thank Yqt?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Unnamed25 on August 31, 2014, 07:34:00 AM
The problem with quotes on the Internet is you can never trust their validity."
 - Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on September 02, 2014, 05:53:28 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on September 04, 2014, 12:26:22 PM
<osmotischen> luckily i have a bunch of wireless adapters lying around
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on September 09, 2014, 09:39:41 AM
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௵: *Fghrrrnt*
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: that describes how i feel
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: atm
௵: I snorted
௵: you can't feel like a snort, sweety
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: I'm sick :\ i know what it feels lik- what you just called me sweety
௵: that was a joke
௵: you know how someone says something... odd
௵: and their parent says: "______ is not possible, darling"
௵: lol same thing'
௵: as a joke
௵: it's a legit kind of thing, you know
௵: IM NOT CRUSHING ON YOU EW
♥PinkyTheFluffyFoxxy♥: LOL
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 10, 2014, 10:50:02 AM
literally of homophobia
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on September 14, 2014, 07:43:32 AM
[15:43] <a18TPPI> I think I just had a BDSM D:
[15:43] <a18TPPI> BSOD*
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on September 16, 2014, 02:57:42 PM
[18:56] <+matty406> i'd like to try shithing someday
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 21, 2014, 04:25:23 PM
Hi. Maybe You Meaned Beta Realese Right ?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on September 22, 2014, 08:05:38 AM
Quote from: Just Now
Megan McCarthy is the reincarnation of Satan
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 22, 2014, 09:55:06 AM
context pls
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on September 22, 2014, 10:20:57 AM
Megan McCarthy made MLP FiM

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on September 22, 2014, 10:25:19 AM
i thought they were the daughter or sister or something of Jenny McCarthy
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 09, 2014, 04:29:22 AM
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Oinkaroo: Now my head smells like a cow vomited out of it's ass >.>
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 09, 2014, 06:43:55 AM
Quote
Alice Cartelet: I can  stand your voice btw
Alice Cartelet: Its deep enough not to hurt my ears
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on October 12, 2014, 02:52:32 PM
[18:48] <Tuto> did you download boobs again
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on October 20, 2014, 01:35:44 PM
[16:34] <+blotz> why does it suddenly smell like penises
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 20, 2014, 02:05:19 PM
god damn it i am on school, and then i read this right after reading "The" story in reddit
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 20, 2014, 07:32:47 PM
[2012-03-23 20:12:58] <Darvince> i'm surprised that i haven't been murdered just because i'm a poor child
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 20, 2014, 10:13:12 PM
[2014-10-20 17:09:55] <Darvince> what if peeing was a symbiotic activity that required assistance to occur
[2014-10-20 17:10:11] <Stowaway> "I need my pee buddy"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 21, 2014, 07:43:20 AM
[2014-10-20 17:09:55] <Darvince> what if peeing was a symbiotic activity that required assistance to occur


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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 22, 2014, 07:11:05 AM
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Amazing piefce, ive always depicted gilda as a mean girl who pops the balls of little kids this looks awesome


Popping children's testicles isn't being a mean girl, it's being outright psychotic.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on October 22, 2014, 07:27:48 AM
they meant balloons
BALLOONS
BALLOOMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7KnURR7Vvk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7KnURR7Vvk)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 22, 2014, 07:29:27 AM
Aboxa Baloons is matty's taxonomical name.

And how do you mix up balls and balloons.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on October 22, 2014, 07:30:52 AM
judging by "piefce" they don't seem that much bothered by spelling anyway
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 22, 2014, 07:38:00 AM
At least the first part is right: THAT IMAGE IS GORGEOUS

Quote from: some book I read
It was an offensive smell


Quote from: Rob Dyke
*looks at e-whore post* "My cat get's nippy at times. But I love him all the same". Yeah, I'm sure that's not the only thing in this picture that get's nippy at times. Just look at how the boobs are eclipsing into the image...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 11:48:22 AM
what if boobs were the size of moons
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on October 22, 2014, 12:01:56 PM
we'd all be dead
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on October 23, 2014, 02:39:56 PM
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☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: I as playing gta online with floofy the other day
Oinkaroo: "playing"
Oinkaroo: "GTA v"
Oinkaroo: Oh God
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: we went into the apartment and... you know what happened
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: lol
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: that sounds wrong dont it
☼XGT~{(Leader 1)}☼ Lord DC: BY THAT I MEANT WE GOT DRUNK AND... UMMM DROVE HELICOPTERS ONTO PLANES
Oinkaroo: okay
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 24, 2014, 01:35:16 AM
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Hot animal mating crazy videos - funny video 2014 Part5
by Funny Video


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>Claims everyone is an idiot when proved wrong
>Has a G3 MLP profile pic and name

My face when
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Xriqxa on October 25, 2014, 12:30:44 PM
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A stool is like a stool: You can sit for hours and hours but it just won't budge.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on October 27, 2014, 06:43:22 PM
* vh throws 50 ton aerogel at kalassafk
* kalassafk throws 60 ton aerogel at vh
* mitt_rmoney throws 180 tons of crude oil at both of you.
<mitt_rmoney> You need to experience this oil's full effect to see how it will boost the economy.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on October 28, 2014, 04:47:57 PM
<Darvince>he waz talking about how you're a person from the second you become a zygote but of saying "baby"
<Jorster>mpw
<Darvince>i love my little zygote <3
<Jorster>abortions are tasty
<Kalassak>aw zygote
<Stowaway>My Little Zygote
<Stowaway>I used to wonder what stem cells could be
<osmotischen>well they could grow up to be scientists
<osmotischen>engineers
<Darvince>basically a 40 minute long anti-abortion rant to a bunch of guys 49% thought he was an idiot 49% didn't give a fuck
<osmotischen>mathematicians
<osmotischen>those sorts of careers
<Jorster>my password is Darvince
<Darvince>osmotischen yes
<Darvince>i could've been aborted
<Darvince>would i give a fuck?
<Darvince>no
<Darvince>i never would've been ABLE to give a fuck about anything
<osmotischen>du bist einen apfel
<Darvince>or ever be conscious
<osmotischen>i was making a joke because swotaway asks what a stem cell could be. a /STEM/ cell.
<Stowaway>oh
<Stowaway>OH
<osmotischen>jfc
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 02, 2014, 09:03:04 AM
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What the hell children's books are corrupt as crack. Just now my sister asked me to read her a poem about a boy who abuses animals, only to be later constricted by a zoophilic pedophile Boa.

^Take that, Anaconda
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 02, 2014, 09:44:00 AM
my anaconda dont want none unless u got buns hun
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 02, 2014, 10:05:41 AM
*My Giant Jumping Boa don't want none unless you've got prepubescent children of a different species than me, hun.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 04, 2014, 12:53:09 PM
<Stowaway>be rice... not nude...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 05, 2014, 06:58:33 AM
be nice... not food...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 05, 2014, 01:40:20 PM
[13:40] <plavexalekolx> Normal Nikaesan sex memorial, it was made to protect from genocide and anatomy.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 05, 2014, 07:24:26 PM
<Stowaway> You changed your userpic rotation of 2+ years for rothfale wow that's dedication

This historic moment.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 07, 2014, 12:28:46 AM
Quote from: Gordon Freeman
>Becomes asexual
>Figures out that a girl likes me
>(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090813185928/yugioh/images/b/b9/FlippingtheTable-GX02-VG.jpg)


Quote

In Soviet Russia, desk flips you

(http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/In+russia+table+flip+you+_8b5d4c85149d6386047cc4378089d991.png)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 07, 2014, 09:22:55 AM
lol you don't obey your sexuality you just do what you want
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 07, 2014, 09:27:47 AM
But I want to be of asexuality ;-;
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 07, 2014, 09:29:53 AM
then remove that one part of your brain that wants to continue your sexy desires
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 07, 2014, 09:36:19 AM
you can't 'become' a sexuality
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 07, 2014, 10:24:49 AM
Quote from:  The Flintstones Show
-Boy, you'd need two heads to remember all of that.
-I already have two heads.


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Aboxa Baloons is matty's taxonomical name.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 09, 2014, 08:51:37 AM
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Those unicorns make me want to be gay


Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on November 10, 2014, 12:47:33 PM
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You can't prevent people's rightful access to boners! REVOLUTION, comrades!
- Klassik Bla
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 10, 2014, 12:48:43 PM
kalassik kommunist bla
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 10, 2014, 04:47:25 PM
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You can't prevent people's rightful access to boners! REVOLUTION, comrades!
- Klassik Bla
hey remember they're all mine

i claimed them on darfor
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 10, 2014, 04:48:56 PM
hey remember they're all mine

i claimed them on darfor
I proved your claim was invalid, I had a document in official Russian proving my ownership!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 10, 2014, 09:15:03 PM
[20:15]   kol-kal-kol   kip has a 6.9 in. (17.5 cm.) cock and cums 220.3 mL in bla's vagina.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 10, 2014, 09:27:54 PM
It seems our beloved member darvince has come down with the deadly disease Spamicus, as evidenced by the quote below:
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]   Darvince   jojo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:21]   Darvince   jojojo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen:
[20:21]   Darvince   Jorster: jo
[20:21]   osmotischen   I TAKE ISSUE TO THE FACT THAT INCHES WERE USED AT ALL
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: j
[20:21]   Darvince   jo
[20:21]   osmotischen   PURE METRIC PLS
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   Jorster   d
[20:21]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen: jo
[20:21]   Darvince   osmotischen:
[20:21]   Darvince   mrw i gave myself a stracth in my finger
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   kol
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:22]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:22]   Jorster   d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:22]   Jorster   d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: d
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: GO
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   GOD DOAMANOGAOFMWNATG
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   i swer 2 fuk
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   Darvince: post
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Jorster   god damnit
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   osmotischen   kalassak
[20:22]   osmotischen   save us
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:22]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   darvince
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   shut
[20:23]   osmotischen   the
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   fuck
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   up
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Jorster   doctor pls
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,14104.msg142216.html#msg142216
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Jorster   osmotischen: I SWEAR TO FUCK
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:23]   osmotischen   i'll remove it after one minute for every line darvince spammed
[20:23]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   DARVINCE
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   PLS
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   osmotischen   all is lost
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Jorster   darvince wants me 2 tell you guys that he has a deadly disease called spamicus
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   smjjames   Darvince
[20:24]   smjjames   Eat your own spam darvince
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   [INFO]   1 matches for “d”: [Darvince: ]
[20:24]   Jorster   d
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   osmotischen   roman spamtholic is heresy...
[20:24]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:24]   Jorster   I feel like someone is trying to contact me
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   join the lutherspams
[20:25]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 osmotischen boot jorster and darvince (mostly darvince)
[20:25]   Jorster   Darvince:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 osmotischen boot jorster and darvince (mostly darvince)
[20:25]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 osmotischen boot jorster and darvince (mostly darvince)
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Jorster   WHY ME PLS
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   kol-kal-kol kick darvince
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   do it
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Jorster   >tfw i spammed less than smjjames
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   jorster you must be hearign things
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   osmotischen   no one's contatcting you
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Jorster   Yeah I dunno it just feels like someone is trying to talk to me
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:25]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   osmotischen   feelings are not good evidence
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   -->|   kalassik_music (4727ec9e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.39.236.158) has joined ##universesandbox
[20:26]   Darvince   Jorster:
[20:26]   osmotischen   consult your psychologist about this feeling
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   kalassik-meusic
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   kalassik_music   kalassik Jorster
[20:26]   osmotischen   we're saved
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   stop him!
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   smjjames   Kalassak: Yqt1001 kol-kal-kol osmotischen boot darvince
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   kalassik_music   Kalassak Jorster
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   not sure if kalassik music is rod or nu
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   osmotischen   ee
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   Jorster   wait why did kalassik_music spam that
[20:26]   Darvince   my smjjames when
[20:26]   kalassik_music   kalassik Jorster
[20:26]   Jorster   no kalassik music
[20:26]   Darvince   kalassik Jorster
[20:26]   Jorster   pls
[20:26]   smjjames   Why are you spamming me now
[20:26]   kalassik_music   because
[20:26]   kalassik_music   kalassaik music
[20:26]   Jorster   mfw thats darvince
[20:26]   |<--   kalassik_music has left irc.freenode.com (Client Quit)
[20:26]   osmotischen   ^
[20:26]   Jorster   what the dicks is going on
[20:27]   Darvince   kalassik Jorster
[20:27]   osmotischen   once upon a time
[20:27]   Jorster   nopls
[20:27]   osmotischen   people are annoying
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Darvince   blotz
[20:27]   Jorster   drvin pls
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 11, 2014, 01:50:49 AM
Really.........
Why are people we consider friends in the community abusing our irc channel to annoy others, I don't see the point, sorry Darvince but that's really just pointless behavior, but I wasn't on so it's not like I need to care
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 11, 2014, 03:32:32 AM
Because they can.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 11, 2014, 03:48:34 AM
Because they can.
That's not a reason to do something. You can walk into a fire. Try applying the same logic and you'll see.
I think you should let people respond for themselves. :P
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 11, 2014, 04:12:56 AM
>takes joke seriously
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 11, 2014, 08:58:13 AM
well u see mom i have a very harsh disease it affects my daily life

[20:24]   Jorster   darvince wants me 2 tell you guys that he has a deadly disease called spamicus
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 11, 2014, 09:13:07 AM
Remember kids: safe sex, or you'll turn out like dar

(=P)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 11, 2014, 09:20:43 AM
well u see mom i have a very harsh disease it affects my daily life
Well spamming and annoying other people on irc and refusing to take it seriously when confronted with it isn't really convincing me that you care about what I would assume were your friends on the channel
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 11, 2014, 09:23:49 AM
/Bla's flawless reasoning strikes again/
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 11, 2014, 03:05:36 PM
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what is happen to this thread
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 11, 2014, 05:02:02 PM
<BlaBla44> I need to see if the names are also gaussian
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 11, 2014, 08:08:41 PM
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[03:05] <ubv> kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol ctam
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 12, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
<ubv> "This proposal, which the Italian Parliament is currently debating, provides, among other things, a requirement to all websites to publish, within 48 hours of the request and without any comment, a correction of any content that the applicant deems detrimental to his/her image."
<Imperialism>!lr why the fuck are you obsessed with italy
<ubv> coincidence
<peajkok>we don't use that language around here.
<Imperialism>!lr are you ssrs
<ubv> Yup
<osmotischen>KOL
<Imperialism>!lr tell me a story
<ubv> Osu de~
<Imperialism>!lr a longer one
<ubv> NO WONDER.
<Kalassak>ubv is accurate
<Imperialism>!lr ok ubv go to bed
<Kalassak>!lr give us a kip story
<ubv> bye
<osmotischen>my sides
<Kalassak>!lr you can't just leave me!
<ubv> i kick ur faise
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 12, 2014, 09:51:54 PM
I need a senior quote and this is already a quote thread. Pls assist
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 12, 2014, 09:59:34 PM
Quote from: Jorster's senior quote
bye
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 12, 2014, 10:20:05 PM
Jorster's senior quote is often confused with kip's senior quote

Quote from: kip's senior quote
#bye
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 13, 2014, 05:55:12 AM
KOL ubv
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 13, 2014, 06:25:22 AM
oh if we're going that route then mine is "spam or get banned"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 13, 2014, 06:56:37 AM
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The Blinder Eyes: >Benefits of micropenis
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 15, 2014, 12:14:51 PM
Quote
My life is going to be ruined by a giant wiener!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 15, 2014, 12:17:59 PM
a big wiener never ruined anything
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 15, 2014, 12:36:45 PM
Except when it hits the power lines and turns off the lights in the operation room, getting a scalpel stuck in your large intestine.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 16, 2014, 11:48:53 AM
goodbye i am not a spambot

you can't quote locked topics apparently
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 17, 2014, 12:46:16 PM
[12:44] <+matty406> "Date hot racists online now free signups"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 17, 2014, 01:25:03 PM
[Kaukaukis+]: What are you doing?
[Girdin frimmin+]: YOUR MOM
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 18, 2014, 03:45:55 AM
no u see cuz his mum is so ugli that shes classifyed as a "what"



Here's an interesting conversation:

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 18, 2014, 05:16:37 AM
So I thought it would be good to have a place to put some silly/funny/stupid things people said on the forums or in the IRC. I don't have any, but if you do, feel free to humiliate people share things that have been said in here. ;)

I think this thread was more interesting back when people posted quotes from each other on the forum instead of finding random quotes from other people on the internet we don't know.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 18, 2014, 08:06:19 AM
Hush, darling, I'm experiencing the pleasure of depression:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTti-grFRY

Quote
Aboxa Balüns: looking in the mirror gave me gonorrhea
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 18, 2014, 09:21:59 AM
I think this thread was more interesting back when people posted quotes from each other on the forum instead of finding random quotes from other people on the internet we don't know.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 18, 2014, 09:31:05 AM
Quote
Diversity
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on November 18, 2014, 10:30:28 AM
Quote from: ubv of USF IRC
Pokemon, gotta catch them dipshits

Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 18, 2014, 10:34:33 AM
Quote from: ubv
Digimon, gotta catch them bad graphics
[/quote]
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 19, 2014, 11:02:01 AM
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no more controlling time with a purple forhead boner, twilight
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 19, 2014, 11:04:43 AM
It's be lovely if you could keep this thread to stuff from the irc or extended groups like Steam, as long as it has connections to members of this forum.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 19, 2014, 11:08:55 AM
That was from steam by a forum user
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on November 19, 2014, 11:10:40 AM
That was from steam by a forum user
ok good thank I just had no way of knowing who it was.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on November 19, 2014, 11:45:39 AM
Maybe include the forum username of who said it or something like that?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 23, 2014, 10:23:52 PM
Until then, you are simply being a troll.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 24, 2014, 12:44:01 PM
#erekt
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 26, 2014, 08:40:16 AM
#ErektForeheadBonerByTwilightSparkle
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 26, 2014, 03:48:44 PM
the vast majority of these posts are not quotes, nevermind strange and funny ones
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 26, 2014, 05:08:37 PM
wh
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 26, 2014, 05:43:41 PM
Lequa de agua bebíste me.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 27, 2014, 11:15:38 AM
Quote
Alice: Me and horny are horny bunnies if we want to be

"me and horny are horny"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 27, 2014, 09:09:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BKTWl2l.png)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 28, 2014, 05:51:17 AM
Quote
Alice: I just fixed the gayness of the solar system
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on November 28, 2014, 08:26:54 AM
Quote
2:23 AM - Liar: Holy mom my jaw hurts
2:23 AM - Alice: too much blowjobs
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on November 28, 2014, 03:37:55 PM
I was going to ask who is Alice, and then I saw the previous post.

Who is Alice?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on November 29, 2014, 12:39:27 AM
Alice is me, :p
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 29, 2014, 02:07:01 AM










<osmotischen>it's 404
<osmotischen>definitely time to sleep
<osmotischen>oh wait 405 now guess i'm not going to bed
<Kalassak>404 bed not found
<Kalassak>405 bed not allowed
<Kalassak>406 bed unacceptable
<osmotischen>oh dear
<Kalassak>407 bed authentication required
<osmotischen>i've opened up a can of worms
<Kalassak>408 bed request timeout
<Kalassak>409 conflict
<Kalassak>wait no
<Kalassak>409 pillow fight
<Kalassak>410 asleep
<Kalassak>there you have to sleep at 4:10
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 29, 2014, 02:31:10 AM
404 bed not found
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 29, 2014, 10:32:16 AM
4:11 AM - Thejam15: So I went into the coach store for the first time today
4:11 AM - Thejam15: Coach is a really expensive purse brand
4:11 AM - Thejam15: But they have mens stuff too
4:11 AM - Alice: Dammit
4:11 AM - Alice: Im tired and read this:
4:12 AM - Alice: "Coach is a really expensive pussy brand"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 29, 2014, 10:46:58 AM
go to bed shriqua
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 29, 2014, 11:13:57 AM
go to moms dar
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on November 30, 2014, 01:06:56 PM
<Darvince> stop appropriating my penis finding culture
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 30, 2014, 01:20:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Jf93BlK.png)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 30, 2014, 01:24:26 PM
[2014-11-30 13:22:20] <Kalassak> http://tyrantbaal.tumblr.com/post/104003749766/ldyiamartin-when-youre-on-eurovison-and-youre
[2014-11-30 13:22:45] <Stowaway> Poland
[2014-11-30 13:22:45] <peacock> hitler
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 30, 2014, 06:25:18 PM
404 bed not found
Thanks for literally saying the exact same thing as the other post, I didn't get it the first time
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on November 30, 2014, 06:27:58 PM
of course you didn't get it, you got a 404 when you visited the post
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 30, 2014, 06:31:26 PM
Oh of course
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 30, 2014, 06:33:48 PM
Hey, I didn't understand that. Could you write it again a bit bigger and clearer?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 30, 2014, 06:41:09 PM
404 BED NOT FOUND
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 30, 2014, 07:04:41 PM
Hey, I didn't understand that. Could you write it again a bit bigger and clearer?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on November 30, 2014, 07:13:15 PM
4͒̓̃̊̐͒̄̿̎̃̽͘͏̮̟ͅͅ0̷̦͍̫̱̳͎͒̌͒̍̑̃͒ͯ͂̍̊̆̑̃̃̾4̵̵̡͓̳̰̰̩̤̼̣͖͈̗̆͒̀͢ ̷̧̛̟̩̮̯̙͓͒͐̑͊̕ͅb̷̢̺̲̼̤̳̲͚̰͕͔̮̘̠̑̒̓̎̾ͩ́̀̚ͅé̸̛̯͎̯̹̾̊͌̈̓ͥ̎̀͆͂̐͜d̹͖͚̹̹̺͙͂ͫ̃̅ͪ̑͋̄́̀̀̇ͮ̌ͨ̅̇́̚̚͠ ̡̨͓̩͎̪̘͈̩͍ͩ̐̒͛̔͗̈́̈́̄͊̎ͅn̡̪̦̠̟̮̓͊͛̒̾̽̊͒̽̎ͪ̍͑ͧ͝o̷̡̘̲͓̼̩̩̲͋̊̊̎ͨ̏̂̔t̵͈͚̩̮̩̩̪͇̭̄̇̔̓̈̑ͦ͢͢ ̸̭͕̗̭͚͔͙̜̱̲̗͓̙̫͓͚̼͕̊͗͆̐͑͗̉̍̈́̅ͨ̀͞ḟ̶̡͇͖͚̱̠̥̱͕̠͍̬̺̥̺̯͇̿̈́̀̑̍̾ͦ̔͆͊̏ͯ͊ͮò̴̷͉̤̖̩̥̖͚̯̜̹̻͓̳̼̫̲͌ͩ̾͋ͬͧ̄ͨͥͮ͂̕͡ͅu̶̝̺͇̖͓͉̪̹̻̲͔͌́ͯͯͭ̅̓̊̿̕͡n̶͗̔̋̃̂ͥ̀̾͌̿͑҉̢̫̯̰͖̲̩̗͍̠d̶̡̲̖̘̤͔͚͓̤̘̼͈̰ͤ̽̈́ͣͥ͜ͅ
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on November 30, 2014, 07:31:01 PM
Thanks, now I understood it.

404 BED NOT FOUND
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on November 30, 2014, 10:40:53 PM
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4͒̓̃̊̐͒̄̿̎̃̽͘͏̮̟ͅͅ0̷̦͍̫̱̳͎͒̌͒̍̑̃͒ͯ͂̍̊̆̑̃̃̾4̵̵̡͓̳̰̰̩̤̼̣͖͈̗̆͒̀͢ ̷̧̛̟̩̮̯̙͓͒͐̑͊̕ͅb̷̢̺̲̼̤̳̲͚̰͕͔̮̘̠̑̒̓̎̾ͩ́̀̚ͅé̸̛̯͎̯̹̾̊͌̈̓ͥ̎̀͆͂̐͜d̹͖͚̹̹̺͙͂ͫ̃̅ͪ̑͋̄́̀̀̇ͮ̌ͨ̅̇́̚̚͠ ̡̨͓̩͎̪̘͈̩͍ͩ̐̒͛̔͗̈́̈́̄͊̎ͅn̡̪̦̠̟̮̓͊͛̒̾̽̊͒̽̎ͪ̍͑ͧ͝o̷̡̘̲͓̼̩̩̲͋̊̊̎ͨ̏̂̔t̵͈͚̩̮̩̩̪͇̭̄̇̔̓̈̑ͦ͢͢ ̸̭͕̗̭͚͔͙̜̱̲̗͓̙̫͓͚̼͕̊͗͆̐͑͗̉̍̈́̅ͨ̀͞ḟ̶̡͇͖͚̱̠̥̱͕̠͍̬̺̥̺̯͇̿̈́̀̑̍̾ͦ̔͆͊̏ͯ͊ͮò̴̷͉̤̖̩̥̖͚̯̜̹̻͓̳̼̫̲͌ͩ̾͋ͬͧ̄ͨͥͮ͂̕͡ͅu̶̝̺͇̖͓͉̪̹̻̲͔͌́ͯͯͭ̅̓̊̿̕͡n̶͗̔̋̃̂ͥ̀̾͌̿͑҉̢̫̯̰͖̲̩̗͍̠d̶̡̲̖̘̤͔͚͓̤̘̼͈̰ͤ̽̈́ͣͥ͜ͅ
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 01, 2014, 05:56:58 AM
405 bed not allowed
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 01, 2014, 06:51:59 AM
<Darvince> 404 bed not found
<Jorster> 404 bed not found
<Darvince> im sorry
<Darvince> i didn't quite hear that
<Darvince> DID YOU MEAN TO SAY
<Darvince> 404 BED NOT FOUND?
<Darvince> OR
<Darvince> 04 BED NOT FOUND
<Jorster> %C5404BEDNOTFOUND
<Jorster> what
<Kalassak> 409 pillow fight
<Kalassak> is probably my proudest achievement
<Darvince> 409 BEDNOUTFOUND
<Kalassak> and you're just talking about beds not being found
<Kalassak> :(
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 01, 2014, 11:20:59 AM
"...and no I'm not an asshole because I'm catholic."

Wait is this how Christian schools teach children
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on December 01, 2014, 08:02:59 PM
@zirkza what

[19:00] * Valcnetnchwcan is a strong, independent heterosexual capitalist who don't need no Blan Mikson
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 01, 2014, 08:11:34 PM
Yes I learned that I am automatically the best person on the planet for being Protestant child better than all you atheist and Muslimo children.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 01, 2014, 10:36:30 PM
"Muslimo"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on December 01, 2014, 10:38:36 PM
evertyone knows that muslimo children are 100x worse than white childrens
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 02, 2014, 01:57:39 AM
404 butt not found
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 04, 2014, 10:31:39 PM
<Kalassak>wednesday was last thursday
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 04, 2014, 11:09:37 PM
that was you

that was all you
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 05, 2014, 12:55:33 AM
Вячеслав: Я ношу ушанка к Bork фасад
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 06, 2014, 09:56:14 AM
<BlaBla44>Good morning I wish a high beef
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 06, 2014, 10:09:08 AM
Someone's using Ushanka Translate
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 07, 2014, 09:19:09 AM
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Vyacheslav: Muskines gave me macrophilia

Quote
Замороженные моча! Так же, как в России-матушке...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 07, 2014, 09:47:43 PM
<Kalassak>anti-sjw: 0, logic: 1
<smjjames>wouldn't anti-sjw be pro-logic?
<osmotischen>lmao
<osmotischen>gg
<smjjames>wut?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 08, 2014, 08:54:32 AM
The young man’s name -- Xrixqa G. Freeman.

seems legit
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 08, 2014, 09:25:48 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 08, 2014, 09:27:18 AM
probably because they aren't filled with non-quote nonsense
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on December 08, 2014, 09:50:47 AM
my favourite pages in this thread are 1-29
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 08, 2014, 12:09:16 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 09, 2014, 10:31:47 AM
Quote
4:24 AM - Santa Pinkachu: MY DICK IS A HOMEMADE DEMOLITION COMPANY
4:24 AM - Santa Pinkachu: POWERFUL WRECKING BALLS
4:24 AM - Santa Pinkachu: AND A GLORIOUS JACKHAMMER
4:25 AM - [REDACTED]: MY DICK IS AN ANT'S DILDO
4:25 AM - Santa Pinkachu: HAMMER SO FAST I MADE BABES SMOKE FROM THEIR VAGINAS
4:25 AM - Santa Pinkachu: "SLOW DOWN CAPTAIN JACKHAMMER"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on December 09, 2014, 10:48:38 AM
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4:46 AM - [REDACTED]: Also, I made quite a discovery about myself:
4:46 AM - Santa Pinkachu: You have a penis?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Pinkythefoxxywasp on December 10, 2014, 07:57:34 AM
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1:55 AM - [REDACTED]: Btw I searched Clitoris on google
1:55 AM - [REDACTED]: I need jesus
1:55 AM - Santa Pinkachu: Hahaha
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 10, 2014, 10:32:33 AM
i search clitoris every day
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 10, 2014, 11:14:03 AM
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[16:00] * rmunroe (~Randall@aram.xkcd.com) has joined ##universesandbox
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[16:20] <sagua> ARE YOU DOING WHATIF RIGHT NOW
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[17:37] <Akani> randall im so sorry i havent bought the what if book yet
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 10, 2014, 12:15:21 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on December 10, 2014, 12:59:31 PM
He wanted to know something about us2
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on December 10, 2014, 05:14:14 PM
am i the only one that remembers safq at 26 pages
like not 25 or 30 but 26
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on December 10, 2014, 05:42:42 PM
/r/lewrongsafq
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 11, 2014, 06:58:43 PM







<Kalassak>i should make a soleani census
<anyways>kalassak all 9 million of them?
<Kalassak>12.6
<osmotischen2>all 12.6 people
<Kalassak>no!!!!
<osmotischen2>the .6 person died of blood loss soon afterwards
<Kalassak>12.6 milliard
<osmotischen2>rip
<osmotischen2>wrong sig figs kill
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 12, 2014, 04:41:39 PM
<Darvince> i'm sorry i want to be able to have sex with a saguan!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Hellpotatoe on December 13, 2014, 08:41:59 AM
<Hellpotatoe> i'm sorry i want to be able to have sex with a saguan!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 13, 2014, 08:50:04 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 13, 2014, 08:57:36 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 14, 2014, 08:10:41 AM
<Businessman> What is the meaning of this futile existence? Can you remember a time when we were not being constantly trampled by prancing beasts?
<Businesswoman> No, I cannot.
<Jesus> Hello, my children! Come join me on my turtle!
<Businesswoman> Don't do it. He looks crazy.
<Businessman> What choice do we have?
<Businesswoman> We have the choice not to ride the crazy man's turtle.
<Jesus> That is correct. However, if you choose not to come with me, you will live in this realm for the rest of eternity.
<Satan> Don't listen to him! Come with me on my journey!
<Jesus> Get lost, Satan! I saw them first!
<Satan> Oh, please. My domesticated house cat is soft and luxurious. Your turtle is hard and lumpy!
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on December 14, 2014, 02:05:37 PM
3edgy5me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 14, 2014, 04:59:59 PM
NedgyN+2me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 14, 2014, 05:56:14 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 14, 2014, 06:04:45 PM
4edgymeme
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 15, 2014, 01:59:09 AM
((√2.82842712)+edgy)+((2-2+4)+me)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 15, 2014, 06:08:02 PM
<anyways|work>my muscles are so dense
<anyways|work>women like me
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 18, 2014, 02:32:09 AM
"dense"

Nayat: My anaconda dont
Nayat: my anaconda dont
Alice: unless you got buns hun
Cerras Kusi: Fail
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 19, 2014, 05:02:32 AM
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Alice: MY PRINCESS IS ON MARIO
Pepe Tito has changed their name to Mario.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 21, 2014, 12:13:52 PM
<Stowaway>oh sad I might not have money in my account in time to pre-order a thing I want
<ConlangCottage>pre-order a job application
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 21, 2014, 01:00:40 PM
(http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/some-people-say-they-were-made-by-god-others-by-female-reproductive-organs-you-however-were-made-by-a-child-punching-play-doh--de230.png)

How does that make you feel? Good? Great.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on December 21, 2014, 06:57:39 PM
Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her members back
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on December 21, 2014, 07:01:30 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on December 21, 2014, 07:36:11 PM
Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her members back
i didn't know your mother had multiple dicks

LMAO I loled way more than i should have
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on December 22, 2014, 12:03:29 AM
I blame autocorrect. That should have read:
"Zirkza, my 45 year old mother called, she wants her memes back"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 22, 2014, 03:08:14 AM
Ha
no
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Bla on December 22, 2014, 01:32:06 PM
<Darvince>use the blacraft system
<Darvince>!
<osmotischen2>everyone walks into the white house
<osmotischen2>and writes down their vote
<osmotischen2>in a book
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 22, 2014, 08:20:47 PM
<MicTheMicrophone> but none of it matters since i just sit here collecting cookies
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 23, 2014, 09:03:38 AM
[2013-07-01 03:49:33] <osmotischen> so do spammers archive their spam in open office files for posterity?
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 23, 2014, 10:41:17 AM
Your mother: I LIKE BIG DOGS
Alice: I have a dog
Alice: :3
Your mother: yeah but it's like the size of a big mac
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 23, 2014, 11:02:51 AM
<Stowaway> uuuuuughughgu
<Stowaway> my throat is all
<Stowaway> ouchie
<Darvince> i will repair you
<Darvince> for i am Doctor Vince
<Stowaway> thank doctor vince
<Darvince> it appears you have lemongitis
<Darvince> this can be fixed by eating two lemons a day for the next week
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 23, 2014, 11:14:44 AM
[2013-07-04 04:26:36] <osmotischen2> SHIT A WALL OF SOCKS IS BANGING AT THE FRONT DOOR
[2013-07-04 04:26:38] <osmotischen2> WHAT DO I DO
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 24, 2014, 07:59:21 AM
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Straight cat-ladies get even more pussy than polygamous lesbians

And just when you thought you were masters at love
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 25, 2014, 08:31:38 AM
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SNOOP PUSSY C3T: i'm still fangirling over this pic of my GF
SNOOP PUSSY C3T: just omg yes
Yalloo: I read "fangirling over" as "fingering over"
Yalloo: my new prison is shame
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Jorster on December 25, 2014, 06:14:58 PM
Wow, that's really funny and strange! You're a master at your craft
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on December 25, 2014, 06:16:09 PM
Quite funny, I don't think I've ever seen such hilarity as original as yours. You should really consider a lifestyle as a comedian.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 26, 2014, 05:53:21 AM
Your name is Podavlennyy
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on December 26, 2014, 07:30:26 PM
<osmotischen4>voltaire said to hold a pen is to be at war
<Kalassak>did voltaire try pencils
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 27, 2014, 02:44:32 PM
Dog Logic:
I could've taken a crap in the grass but where you walk looks better.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 28, 2014, 12:53:27 AM
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Sizzle Clause: imagine looking into a mirror, and like when you look away, other you doesnt
Sizzle Clause: Just keep staring
Sizzle Clause: I'd shit a tungsten heat shield
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 28, 2014, 11:42:20 AM
Quote from: penguinz0
Even though the car fell ontop of him he shot up into the sky like a leprechaun on viagra
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on December 28, 2014, 06:02:18 PM
"leprechaun on viagra"
...cr1tikal said that.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on December 28, 2014, 07:38:21 PM
"Quote from: penguinz0"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on December 29, 2014, 05:49:22 AM
Quote
I just checked the NORAD website, and it's not looking good.

They lost contact with Santa somewhere over the Ukraine.

Quote
I got my name from an Egyptian named Oliver Clothesoff

Quote
Aliceri: You touched my dick your gay
204863: *you're
Aliceri: Fuck
204863: *I love being gay
Aliceri: Its time for a happy gay time
204863: "its time for a gaygay time"
204863: is that like a motorboat or something
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 01, 2015, 03:07:41 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/888365/screenshots/trivialand.PNG)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on January 01, 2015, 03:52:09 PM
What even

#2015AI

Quote
Joel: Nuke Norway! 5000 Missles!
AI: Bad idea.
AI: Death count: 3.5M+
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on January 03, 2015, 12:29:55 AM
[02:28] <Tuto> Peacock my mouth has shit in it
[02:28] <peacock> do you want me to use soap?
[02:28] <Tuto> yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 03, 2015, 07:29:04 AM
<stowaway>who are these nubs on everything else
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 03, 2015, 09:02:59 AM
strange and/or furry quotes thread
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on January 03, 2015, 10:21:28 AM
Why isnt that a thing
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 04, 2015, 11:58:46 AM
<osmotischen11>you can plug the polynomial and tell wolfram alpha to "expand"
<matty406>expand dong
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 05, 2015, 02:06:13 PM
.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 07, 2015, 06:14:34 PM
<ubv>fuck da government, you want yourself

<ubv>i am just shy when I WAS NOT EXIST
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 07, 2015, 06:36:20 PM
[01:35] <ubv> Lord shall fuck off, end of a broad

[01:51] <ubv> spam or get banned in Baghdad
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Lord DC on January 07, 2015, 07:33:05 PM
[20:29] <Lord_DC_> !mk eat my

[20:29] <ubv> puny humans
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 07, 2015, 08:10:54 PM
<osmotischen11>does anyone pronounce pope as po-pee
<Stowaway>nop-ee
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Haxor1337 on January 08, 2015, 02:02:39 AM
derp derp derp derp, im not a brony, im not an anti brony, i am a unicorn and a sponge
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on January 11, 2015, 11:51:36 AM
3 years ago:
[00:42] <matty406> Atomic you can be the queen
[00:42] <+atomic7732> yes
[00:42] <+atomic7732> wtf

E: Okay, he was responding to something before my entry, but still.

nowadays:

Dec 02 21:22:56 <Akani_>   i would like to be the cutest princess on the other hand
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on January 12, 2015, 10:07:54 AM
gj
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on January 14, 2015, 04:51:35 PM
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/05/12/alund_comet_1857.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg)
[23:49] <Stowaway> lmao the moon's like "lol"
...
[23:50] <Valencitta> "i've been orbiting you for 4.5 billion years you sack of shit finally"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on January 18, 2015, 06:26:15 PM
i feel like my baby analysis wasn't as appreciated as much as it should've been

<osmoti|eu4>i wonder if the volume of babies being born by your ringworld is larger than the flow of the amazon river
<cntrational>120 trillion is the value you get if you have a ringworld of approximately 20 Earth area equivalents and the population density of Manhattan
<osmoti|eu4>with a fertility rate of 20 babies per 1000 people per year
<osmoti|eu4>times 120 trillion
<osmoti|eu4>you get 77000 babies per second
<osmoti|eu4>dividing the mass by the density we find that a baby is 4 liters
<osmoti|eu4>so we have 308 cubic meters of babies being born per second
<osmoti|eu4>unfortunately, the amazon river is 218000 m^3/s
<osmoti|eu4>so the amazon river delivers 707 times more water than your ringworld delivers babies
<osmoti|eu4>sad
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on January 28, 2015, 12:43:06 AM
[02:38] <canteloupe> well if you want to
[02:38] <canteloupe> just go
[02:38] <canteloupe> and shake him awake
[02:38] * Tuto teleports to phoenix arizona
[02:39] * Tuto walks to dar's house
[02:39] * Tuto opens door quietly
[02:39] * Tuto sees darcats
[02:39] * Tuto walks to darroom
[02:39] * Tuto slowly and dramatically opens dardoor
[02:39] * Tuto sees darvince dormant on the floor with a cucumber in his anus
[02:40] * Tuto shakes dar
[02:40] * Tuto dar is not waking
[02:40] * Tuto dar is dead?
[02:40] * Tuto pulls cucumber out of anus
[02:40] <canteloupe> in horrible twist of events, dar jolts up and meows.. revealing he is in fact a a cat
[02:41] * Tuto its not cucumber, its gorchul
[02:41] * Tuto gets sucked up by gorchul
[02:41] * Tuto finds himself in a hell-like theme
[02:41] <Tuto> To be continued...
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on January 28, 2015, 07:49:04 AM
a hell-like theme
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gordon Freeman on January 31, 2015, 09:08:01 AM
Quote
Furryism is like an onion. Consider an onion - it has layers upon layers of skin that can be peeled away. Furryism is like that, but instead of layers of onion skins furryism has layers upon layers of what is scientifically known as "Horrible disgusting shit". And, like an onion, as you peel away more and more layers of horrible disgusting shit you tend to start weeping uncontrollably.

Quote
Xevvy: I reach around behind you and rest my hand on your right hip. Slowly, my fingers glide downward, closer and closer... into your pocket. Hey, where'd your wallet go?
Bonobosoph: HOW DARE YOU KINK SHAME

Quote from: Mentova
Quote from: Wrobel
Quote from: Symlus
Quote from: Zabrina
I try to avoid sergals, almost as dangerous as foxes.
Don't say that we're on par with them!We're worse.
Yeah right, cause foxes generally don't try to eat you after getting you all hot and bothered with a [redacted].
Sounds like a good time to me

3 minutes on FurAffinity and I already need a break.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 18, 2015, 06:57:21 PM
<Stowaway>holy hell this guy is an asshole
<Stowaway>no wonder nobody likes him
<EastCoastBoner>is he satan
<Stowaway>practically
<osmotivation1119>we can't blame him
<osmotivation1119>he doesn't have control over the chemical processes in his mind
<Darvince>oh my god
<osmotivation1119>no one has free will
<Stowaway>don't start this again
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 19, 2015, 08:17:57 AM
hhhhhey osmotischen what if you were free will at age 4
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on March 22, 2015, 06:00:09 PM

<osmotivation1111>if i handed you all a gun
<osmotivation1111>would you go to school tommorow
<osmotivation1111>and start shooting people to prevent overpopulation
<FordFocus>no
<Tuto>no
<Darvince>yes
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on July 06, 2015, 05:19:17 AM
this topic is liek, so ded
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: matty406 on July 06, 2015, 07:19:34 AM
rip my only worthwhile post on the forum
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on July 06, 2015, 07:34:31 AM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: tuto99 on April 02, 2016, 06:07:23 PM
[20:52]   syule   stowaway do you know of the anime
[20:52]   syule   girls and panzer
[20:52]   Stowaway   yes
[20:52]   syule   it's great
[20:52]   Stowaway   it looks dump
[20:52]   syule   >dump
[20:52]   Tuto   IT LOOKS TRUMP
[20:52]   Stowaway   just
[20:52]   Stowaway   mirror that p horizontally
[20:52]   syule   dumq
[20:53]   Stowaway   vertically then jeez
[20:53]   Tuto   dumd
[20:53]   syule   ^
[20:53]   Stowaway   horizontally again
[20:53]   Tuto   lmao
[20:53]   Tuto   bumd
[20:53]   Stowaway   fuk yuo
[20:53]   Tuto   lmfao
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on July 11, 2016, 12:06:22 AM
I bet feudcraft/ftb would be a worthwhile post;)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Naru523 on September 11, 2016, 10:31:48 PM
<Floenne> "The Universe Sandbox forums, the community, and the Internet have made me a better place ..."
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: DiamondMiner10 on September 12, 2016, 12:00:41 AM
"Finally! It's Sunday night! I sure can't wait to wake up early tomorrow and take that maths exam I studied *extra* hard on!" said no one ever.
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: vh on September 12, 2016, 10:10:41 AM
<Floenne> "The Universe Sandbox forums, the community, and the Internet have made me a better place ..."

can confirm

Finally! It's Sunday night! I sure can't wait to wake up early tomorrow and take that maths exam I studied *extra* hard on!

that's probably happened to me a few times
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: DiamondMiner10 on September 16, 2016, 07:27:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic1YLkpl1Do
the best quote
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: FiahOwl on October 03, 2017, 07:04:48 PM

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Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 19, 2018, 05:16:30 PM
"Say it ain't so! Say it ain't so!"
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on March 19, 2018, 05:20:08 PM
<shimao> currently universe sandbox forums run on an engine called google chrome, so i would suggest universe sandbox 3 to run on internet explorer instead, because it is much better
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on March 19, 2018, 05:21:25 PM
Full version

21:15] <+Darvince> «Currently, Universe Sandbox 2 run on an engine called Unity3D. Space Engine runs on an engine called OpenGL, so I would suggest Universe Sandbox 3 to run on OpenGL as well, because it will have much better performance and run much, much faster with super realistic graphics.»

[21:15] <+Darvince> holy shit this dude

[21:15] <GurrenLagannTSS> yep

[21:15] <GurrenLagannTSS> he is terrible

[21:17] <shimao> currently universe sandbox forums run on an engine called google chrome, so i would suggest universe sandbox 3 to run on internet explorer instead, because it is much better
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on March 19, 2018, 05:25:27 PM
[13:72] <~Darvince> kill commies

lol 13:72
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 19, 2018, 05:28:41 PM
l̡̡̙̖͎̺̩̫̼̻͊̊̑ͯ̄ő̸̶̮͓̖̣͈̫͔̯̣̖͇̭̲̻͖͙̣̘̮͊̔ͣ̏ͧ̕͝l̷̷͚̬̘͍̠̠͖̐̎̐̈͗͛ͯ̑̅̈̎̍ͯ̐̚͟
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on March 19, 2018, 05:32:36 PM
l̡̡̙̖͎̺̩̫̼̻͊̊̑ͯ̄ő̸̶̮͓̖̣͈̫͔̯̣̖͇̭̲̻͖͙̣̘̮͊̔ͣ̏ͧ̕͝l̷̷͚̬̘͍̠̠͖̐̎̐̈͗͛ͯ̑̅̈̎̍ͯ̐̚͟

how tf you did that
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: blotz on March 22, 2018, 09:57:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xdB0p2v.png)
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 22, 2018, 10:05:08 PM
how tf you did that
http://www.eeemo.net/
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: atomic7732 on March 23, 2018, 01:09:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xdB0p2v.png)
rookie mistake

you missed the 2ab term
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 23, 2018, 01:39:53 AM
rookie rationalitization
Title: Re: Strange and/or funny quotes thread
Post by: Darvince on March 29, 2018, 01:43:08 AM
watch fiah lose and then regain his sanity:
https://pastebin.com/Jh6f2JEW