Universe Sandbox
General Category => Everything Else => Topic started by: Darvince on July 02, 2011, 04:19:36 PM
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This recipe can feed the entire universe.
235 decillion cups of sweet corn
68 trillion tons of butter
Cover the corn in butter. Enjoy!
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Meat Recipes:
Darvince Pork
Cook Darvince and put pork in him. Enjoy! :P
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You really hate me, don't you?
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Yes, I do. A lot. :P
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This recipe serves 9001 really tiny people.
Serving: 1/2 muffin
5 eggs
2 cups of milk
1 cup of water
2 cups of apple juice
5 2 lb bags of blueberries
Put the muffin mix in a bowl. Crack and add the eggs, milk, water, and apple juice. Mix until uniform. Add the blueberries on top, and cook on the stove for 20 - 40 minutes at 350 degrees F.
(Making fun of the people who come up with serving sizes, and then making stupid muffins.)
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Oh, I found this from my programming language stuff.
Multiplication Pizza.
Ingredients.
24 g pepperoni
50 g flour
1 g sauce
Method.
Add pepperoni into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine flour into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine sauce into 1st mixing bowl.
Serves 1.
Note that this is actually a programming language. The equation is (24*50)*1 which is 1,200.
Wow, 1.2 kilograms of pizza. That's a ton of pizza.
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Oh, I found this from my programming language stuff.
Multiplication Pizza.
Ingredients.
24 g pepperoni
50 g flour
1 g sauce
Method.
Add pepperoni into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine flour into 1st mixing bowl.
Combine sauce into 1st mixing bowl.
Serves 1.
Note that this is actually a programming language. The equation is (24*50)*1 which is 1,200.
Are there variables? Maybe make a topic for the Chef language, not in here.
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Okay. I will make a new topic about that, and include an example from a person's website.
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This recipe serves 8001 Barbies.
Serving: 1/2 cup grilled peas
Servings: 8
4 cup of peas
2 cups of milk
1/2 cup water
2 oz honey
Put the peas in a blender. Grind them until they are a mash, then pour into a bowl. Keep adding the ingredients in order until they are all in while mixing, then heat the bowl in a 200F oven until they smell good. Then, take them out and wait 5 minutes for them to cool. Serve!
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This recipe serves 1 person.
5 cup Woo Beans
5 cup Hoo Beans
5 cup Chuckle Beans
5 cup Tee Beans
5 cup Fire Flowers
5 cup Mushrooms
5 cup Mario
5 cup Luigi
5 cup Superpowers
5 cup 5 cups
Put everything in a blender. Blend until thick, and then serve smoothie.
When you drink this, you become Mario or Luigi, which is dependent on how you drink it.
If you drink it from the wrong side of the glass, you become Luigi.
If you drink it from the correct side of the glass, you become Mario.
If you drink it from the wrong side, upside down, with your hands tied behind your back, and doing Yoga, you become Bowser.
If you drink it while spamming, you become Darvince.
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No I am talking about real recipes that you can make. Get out.
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This recipe serves Darvince, Naru523, atomic7732, and deoxy99 or Bla and other people.
Serving Size: Varies
Servings: Varies
1000 bags of potato chips
1000 bags of candy
Put contents into a container, melt/burn until container begins to melt. Do not allow to cool. Dump in liquid nitrogen. Serve!
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nop
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bump we need more recipes
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Ok here are some recipes officially blapproved and recommended by the Blaist Ministry of Foods and Healths
Oatmeal:
Pour nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Pour delicious, organic, 0.5% fat milk into the bowl
Oatmeal with yoghurt:
Pour a bit of delicious, sweet yoghurt of your choice into a bowl
Pour some nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Pour a bit of delicious, sweet yoghurt of your choice into a bowl
Pour some nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Pour a bit of delicious, sweet yoghurt of your choice into a bowl
(The more small layers you make, the easier blending will be)
Blend it with spoon
Totally not blapproved (and only because my family gave me some honey I had to get rid of)
Sebtastic oatmeal:
Warning: Turns you into a sweetheart and may apply diabetes to your premises
Put a chunk of honey into a bowl (AUTHORIZED HEALTH PERSONNEL ONLY)
Pour delicious, organic, 0.5% fat milk into the bowl next to it (not on top! you will die!)
Pour nice, delicious, organic, beautiful, sebtastic rolled oats into a bowl
Blend it while eating. 3-4 extra portions of oatmeal and milk can be applied and will still be enchanted with the sebtastics.
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Microwave Mug Brownie Recipie, Serves 1
1/4 cup flour (50 g) (4 tbsp)
1/4 cup sugar (70 g) (4 tbsp)
2 Tbsp (13 g) cocoa (natural, unsweetened)
1/4 cup milk (60 ml) (4 tbsp)
2 Tbsp canola oil or vegetable oil (NOT extra virgin olive oil, it's too strongly flavored)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Optional: 1 scoop of ice cream on top or whipped cream
Procedure: Mix all dry ingredients together in a microwavable mug until blended evenly. Then, add wet ingredients and mix until there are no lumps. Microwave for 1 minute 40 seconds (or 1 minute 20 seconds if u like hot fudge) WARNING: Everyone's microwave is different, some may cook faster than others. Leave in microwave until cooked, but not dry.
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Omnipotent's Oatmeal
You will need:
1 teaspoon Nanomachines (son)
2.5 tablespoon Neutronium
5 grams (EXACTLY)(!) of Quantum(TM) Foamalicious Butter
2 cups of oats
Preparation:
place the nanomachines inside the cup with oats, do not mind the weird noises.
Add the neutronium, but do not drop it too fast or you will cause nuclear fusion,
place the QFB in last, stir it all up and wait one minute.
Serves: the whole universe, just add the oats to a planetary surface.
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will it make me omnipontent
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yes
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i need to make me some of this