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Title: In your living room
Post by: vh on June 24, 2011, 06:57:02 AM
What would you do if, one day, after returning from work, you found Osama bin Laden standing in your living room eating a cupcake?
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Post by: Quontex on June 24, 2011, 07:19:47 AM
OMG, Everybody run! Its a creeper
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Post by: vh on June 24, 2011, 07:50:56 AM
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/052011/small_giant%20bin%20laden%20attacks%20nyc%20and%20washington.jpg)
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Post by: Quontex on June 24, 2011, 07:55:33 AM
How the hell did he hide then if he is like 50Ft tall!?!
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Post by: vh on June 24, 2011, 08:00:48 AM
in your toilet
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Post by: Quontex on June 24, 2011, 08:04:18 AM
in your toilet
huh?
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Post by: matty406 on June 24, 2011, 08:31:55 AM
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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Post by: vh on June 24, 2011, 08:56:39 AM
you asked, "how the hell did he hide when he's 50 ft tall"
he hid in your toilet :)
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Post by: Naru523 on June 24, 2011, 09:52:16 AM
I get a pistol under my parents bed or get my brother's katana and kill the crap out of him.
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Post by: Bla on June 24, 2011, 09:56:35 AM
Eat the cupcake. I mean, nvm.
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Post by: vh on June 24, 2011, 10:37:08 AM
(http://kinokofry.com/wp-content/webcomic/comic-1/2008-02-26-kf007cupcake.png)
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Post by: Darvince on June 24, 2011, 12:27:41 PM
I don't have a living room, I have a library.
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Post by: Naru523 on June 24, 2011, 01:06:49 PM
I don't have a living room, I have a library.
So you don't have an awesome TV?

Am disappoint.
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 24, 2011, 01:53:07 PM
A muted TV. Duh. My specialized space probe named "Spy on Darvince" gathered pictures for the CIA, and they sold the information to me.
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Post by: Darvince on June 24, 2011, 02:35:45 PM
No I has TV, but it is huge clunky thing weighing 1,000 pounds.
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Post by: vh on June 24, 2011, 03:29:38 PM
Ok, what would you do if Osama bin Laden was standing in your living room, cupcake in one hand, and remote in other. He asks, "I can watch lolcats on TV?"
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Post by: Darvince on June 24, 2011, 07:01:30 PM
wtf
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 24, 2011, 07:42:21 PM
I would be like Darv is everyday... "wtf".
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Post by: vh on June 24, 2011, 07:45:00 PM
Osama bin Laden looks at you and then starts singing "WWWWWTTTTTFFFFF :)" Your windows shatter and your dog spontaneously combusts.
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 24, 2011, 08:08:57 PM
I have no dog. You spontaneously combust while you open the door to check out the the heck is going on.
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Post by: Naru523 on June 24, 2011, 09:04:39 PM
I'd just facepalm.
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Post by: Darvince on June 24, 2011, 09:35:54 PM
wtf again
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Post by: vh on June 25, 2011, 03:25:32 AM
Osama looks at you and facepalms. He tries to eat the remote, but it drops accidentally and falls through the floor (heavy remote).
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Post by: Bla on June 25, 2011, 03:35:27 AM
This thread is scaru. *Leaves* :(
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Post by: vh on June 25, 2011, 04:21:39 AM
You can't because Osama bin Laden reversed all the locks, they lock from the outside. The keys are in your pocket, but if you pull them out there's a 50% chance that Osama's pet mudkip will attack you, a 50% chance that Osama's pet cupcake will attack you, and 50% chance that the keys are really not keys but a cookie, in which case the alignment of the planets, sun, galactic core, and cookie will cause you weigh over 9000 pounds :)
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 25, 2011, 06:47:45 AM
wut
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Post by: Bla on June 25, 2011, 06:52:12 AM
Okay.

/tploc Blabunker

Muahahaha. >:D
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 25, 2011, 06:58:51 AM
wut
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Post by: Bla on June 25, 2011, 07:05:54 AM
Teleport to locashun...
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Post by: vh on June 25, 2011, 07:12:46 AM
Ok...i'm going to assume you teleported to a location which is "blabunker"???

Osama stares at your bunker before deciding that he must hide under one too. Unable to find any, he wrenches your 1000 pound TV, shatters the monitor with a wrench, and proceeds to hide under it like a turtle.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/turtles.png)
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 25, 2011, 07:17:54 AM
No. That is a deformed worm under a turtle's shell.
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Post by: vh on June 25, 2011, 07:23:09 AM
Osama looks out from his shelter at the deformed worm hiding under the shell. "Mommy!" he gleefully cries and then starts banging the shell againt blabunker in a futile attempt to break it apart.
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Post by: Bla on June 25, 2011, 07:29:53 AM
Umm. The Blabunker arms its defenses and shoots Osama bin Laden into crumbles smaller than the smalles crumbles he could not find in his desperate attempt to eat all of his cupcake...
And shoots those crumbles into atoms, and launches the antimatter weapons, converting them into photons which we shall never see again!
Title: Re: In your living room
Post by: vh on June 25, 2011, 07:49:53 AM
That was just his clone ^^
The REAL Osama comes out from under the TV, magnet in 1 hand (to deflect the protons), and cupcake in other. He hastily eats the cupcake before throwing a spare napkin at over 9000 mph, asploding your bunker. After recvoering the remote from your basement, he realizes the TV is broken and eats the remote too. He points at you and asks, "You edible?"
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Post by: Bla on June 25, 2011, 09:03:21 AM
After looking up the word "edible" in my dictionary, I call every single ship of The Green Army to Noxium, and every single soldier on Noxium to the Blabunker, and seconds later, the REAL Osama is kolkolkol'd in an operation which made the US Navy Seals look like lazy whales.
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Post by: vh on June 25, 2011, 09:51:10 AM
Osama: *respawn*
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 26, 2011, 07:31:32 AM
NO U! *makes a re-setting trap over his respawn point*. There.
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Post by: Naru523 on June 26, 2011, 08:32:38 AM
Spawnkill spawnkill spawnkill spawnkill.
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Post by: Bla on June 26, 2011, 08:34:03 AM
Blacom 3 console command entered:

/move spawnpoint Osama to star Pola 0 0 0

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Post by: Darvince on June 26, 2011, 10:50:17 AM
Bla why do you have worldedit
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Post by: vh on June 26, 2011, 11:13:48 AM
/move your living room to star Pola 0 0 0
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Post by: Darvince on June 26, 2011, 11:14:31 AM
You are not an OP. Argument invalid.
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Post by: vh on June 26, 2011, 12:01:42 PM
waht does OP stand for?
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Post by: Darvince on June 26, 2011, 12:08:50 PM
waht does mud stand for?
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Post by: Naru523 on June 26, 2011, 12:09:34 PM
waht does OP stand for?
operator
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Post by: Bla on June 26, 2011, 12:53:24 PM
Bla why do you have worldedit
It's a military sssssssssSsSssSsSSsSssSSsSikrit.
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Post by: vh on June 26, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
Osama bin Laden causes the star to go supernova and then respawns :)
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Post by: Naru523 on June 26, 2011, 07:40:00 PM
bin Laden is spawn killed for getting no air.
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Post by: Darvince on June 27, 2011, 09:14:04 AM
yay he is still spawnkilled
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Post by: Bla on June 27, 2011, 09:21:39 AM
bin Laden is spawn killed for getting no air.
yay he is still spawnkilled
I'll just ignore the fact that this would be a huge problem for my capital planet and go with this.

Whatever, we have thousands of other star systems, and people are a renewable resource.
Title: Re: In your living room
Post by: vh on June 27, 2011, 10:22:34 AM
Osama takes out his oxygen tank from his pocket, and puts on a spacesuit. He then deploys a makeshift solar-sail and plots a path back to your living room
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Post by: Bla on June 27, 2011, 10:33:57 AM
He gets killed by the mighty Green Army again, and in my all-powerful Blacom 3 console, I change the spawn inventory of Osama to "empty".
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Post by: vh on June 27, 2011, 11:32:20 AM
Osama says, "No fair =/"
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Post by: Bla on June 27, 2011, 02:12:44 PM
My response (http://bla.wikia.com/wiki/Blaxian):
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2wbri93.png)
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Post by: vh on June 27, 2011, 03:57:51 PM
ok what language is that   :o
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Post by: deoxy99 on June 27, 2011, 04:14:04 PM
ok what language is that   :o
Blaxian. If you clicked the blue text, you would see that.
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Post by: vh on June 27, 2011, 08:21:14 PM
google translate failed
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Post by: deoxy99 on June 27, 2011, 08:58:46 PM
google translate failed
It's not a real language... duh!
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Post by: Darvince on June 27, 2011, 09:03:26 PM
yay we have idiots arriving on the crowded boat
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 27, 2011, 10:01:21 PM
So the train's arrived at the port?

All aboard the failboat!
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Post by: Darvince on June 28, 2011, 08:38:29 AM
why it is 42 over capacity
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Post by: vh on January 20, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
..no wai! *osama uses firey beard*

hello you havee been arsoned mr necro >.>
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Post by: atomic7732 on March 14, 2012, 07:56:56 PM
Hello, I am necro #2. Defeat me.

a7732|afk   that was an epic topic
[19:56]   I demand kipz continue it
Title: Re: In your living room
Post by: Darvince on March 14, 2012, 07:59:15 PM
His name is skirt.
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Post by: Spaceguy888 on March 14, 2012, 08:08:10 PM
What would you do if, one day, after returning from work, you found Osama bin Laden standing in your living room eating a cupcake?

my answer:


Mom!!! theres a dead terriost in our living room!!!! what the heck he stole my cupcake!!!! *takes cupcake out of his hand. When i tries to attack me I strap a vacum to my back and say ghostBuster* *before I can finishing saying ghostbuster he runs away* Then I would reward myself with the cupcake.
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Post by: atomic7732 on March 14, 2012, 08:16:14 PM
Then I would reward myself with the cupcake.
Reward yourself with a cupcake that you originally had anyway? :P
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Post by: Darvince on December 28, 2012, 03:05:26 PM
mr necro is back
as a third person
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Post by: vh on December 28, 2012, 06:41:17 PM
necrogame