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Title: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:28:28 AM
let's go
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:28:43 AM
it begins now with this post
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:29:39 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:29:54 AM
aint she purty
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:30:05 AM
haha jk im so gay
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:31:07 AM
r we sure this isn't just my secret pony fetish
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:31:21 AM
NO WE AREN'T

(https://doodleordie.s3.amazonaws.com/i/8h-DkUk8GE/5hpoNmVV41.png)
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:31:41 AM
r we sure i dont liek hte mens
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:32:27 AM
NO WE ARENT

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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:32:55 AM
what if this turns into that europe topic where i posted 50 times in a row and no one stopped me
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:33:05 AM
except god
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:33:14 AM
god is a bastard
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:33:23 AM
born of an unwedded woman
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:33:48 AM
what if the rest of this topic is dartalk
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:34:25 AM
its raining air oh no
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:34:52 AM
air is bad we need to eliminate all air
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:35:16 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:35:28 AM
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:35:36 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:35:43 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:35:50 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:35:57 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:03 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:10 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:17 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:24 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:32 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:38 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:45 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:36:51 AM
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no strats just skills
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 05:37:40 AM
The squid people have always had their way with humanity. We will tolerate this no longer! We will build spaceships, probe their home moon of Europa, invade their homes, and kill all that they have brought up since birth to bring us down!
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Post by: Cryo on April 30, 2016, 05:40:34 AM
that's some very skilled shitposting you're doing there
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 07:16:18 AM
♫♪ hallelujah it's raining men ♪♫
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 07:17:13 AM
clouds are just the manifestation of teenage girl celebrity hate
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 07:17:58 AM
sometimes i wonder about the nature of the universe in 4 dimensions. i'm cool like that.
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 07:44:07 AM
what is beauty
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 07:47:13 AM
open. the country
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 07:47:20 AM
stop. having it be closed
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 07:52:22 AM
pay attention to noses
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 11:55:57 AM
why does this have views
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Post by: atomic7732 on April 30, 2016, 01:15:54 PM
you're not trying hard enough go do schoolwork
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 01:17:07 PM
schoolwork is the manifestation of the military-industrial complex
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 01:18:31 PM
what is right and what is wrong when you have the wright brothers and the rong day at work
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Post by: atomic7732 on April 30, 2016, 01:21:16 PM
schoolwork is the manifestation of the military-industrial complex
cool but it's also the reason you're not here right now

so make good use of the time you have
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: tuto99 on April 30, 2016, 02:03:52 PM
shitposting
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himalian
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 02:21:19 PM
10/10*
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Post by: vh on April 30, 2016, 02:42:14 PM
Rain increases the momentum Why was Bakka and Mean wonder was you just pathetic face to remember also forget your smell forget movie seen with you it is nothing like live with someone of another remember the day we met for the first time park I was hiding in the tree you tried to expel peck it to was falling heavy rain I now is only when there is crying in the rain to really liked but I liked so much people other than you I wish also a wave why that you only would I would gone head is going crazy enough is cool to the core of the rain striking strong body cried as Mr. hit the tree in the park you forget that there was a Kimi and the love forget I've had hate is crying instead of you
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 10:32:23 PM
allallalallah akbar
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Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2016, 11:00:11 PM
>more than half of today's posts have been in my dedicated shitpost topic
   >0/10
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Post by: Darvince on May 01, 2016, 04:31:01 AM
cwispy
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Post by: Gordon Freeman on May 01, 2016, 10:45:34 AM
and yet bla still executed me for double-posting once
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Post by: Darvince on May 01, 2016, 11:05:07 PM
ayyyyyy
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Post by: Darvince on May 01, 2016, 11:05:47 PM
work dem hips
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Post by: Darvince on May 01, 2016, 11:09:05 PM
i had something i wanted to put here but i forgot
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Post by: atomic7732 on May 02, 2016, 12:02:05 AM
hi

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Post by: Darvince on May 02, 2016, 01:25:26 AM
hey playboy ;;;;;;)))))))
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Post by: atomic7732 on May 02, 2016, 01:47:10 AM
you can play me all night long

;;;;;;)))))))
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Post by: DiamondMiner10 on May 05, 2016, 09:05:33 PM
i read it as darvince shits as hard as he can
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 05:09:52 AM
exact same thing
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Post by: DiamondMiner10 on May 06, 2016, 07:50:08 AM
exact same thing
So your body digests food into various US2 posts and you have to shit out words
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 01:55:58 PM
yes
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 01:56:12 PM
dental n
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Post by: atomic7732 on May 06, 2016, 02:27:53 PM
n̪ah
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 10:40:19 PM
remember map continuation
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 11:32:38 PM
remember the alamo
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 11:32:44 PM
remember 9/11
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 11:33:23 PM
remember the human
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Post by: Darvince on May 06, 2016, 11:34:24 PM
remember the ides of march
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Post by: atomic7732 on May 07, 2016, 01:09:30 AM
n̪ah
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Post by: tuto99 on May 07, 2016, 06:09:58 PM
remember space parodise owait that is the ok um like y-you too
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Post by: TheMooCows on May 08, 2016, 01:25:32 AM
huuuu
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Post by: Darvince on May 08, 2016, 01:49:14 AM
no mooing allowed ok
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Post by: Darvince on May 08, 2016, 01:56:50 AM
sandwiches
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Post by: atomic7732 on May 08, 2016, 01:57:04 AM
no
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Post by: Darvince on May 08, 2016, 02:02:00 AM
oh no its my ip cyberhackers are gonna trace me and eat my peanut butter
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Post by: Darvince on May 08, 2016, 02:02:26 AM
i am gonna make a peanut butter and jammy sandwich
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Post by: Darvince on May 08, 2016, 08:46:11 AM
why do junkies fart
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Post by: Darvince on May 08, 2016, 11:45:23 AM
184.188.172.195 is my ip dont hack me or ill get ur ip and hack u
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Post by: Lord DC on May 12, 2016, 11:52:08 AM
thats not even a real ip
btw i hackede your sink and toaster. Your fridge are belong to Bla
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Post by: fredetuc on May 12, 2016, 12:12:38 PM
My ip is 893.321.6031
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Post by: Darvince on May 12, 2016, 12:14:11 PM
oh no not my toaster
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Post by: Darvince on May 12, 2016, 01:39:40 PM
made a fuckoign sandwihce
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Post by: FiahOwl on May 12, 2016, 03:57:44 PM
this topic is poison
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Post by: Cryo on May 12, 2016, 03:58:54 PM
this topic is poison
Its akin to C2N14
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Post by: Darvince on May 12, 2016, 06:02:16 PM
this topic is poison
thanks for the seal of approval
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Post by: Darvince on May 19, 2016, 09:58:33 PM
i am going to change this topic's name to darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 21, 2016, 08:50:52 PM
(http://www.orvis.com/orvis_assets/prodimg/1E46F9XC.jpg)
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: vh on May 21, 2016, 08:52:21 PM
if you are a moderator please eradicate darvince because i am nigerian prince who will pay you one million dollars if you stop the shitposting
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Post by: Darvince on May 21, 2016, 08:53:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/koUlf9i.gif)
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Post by: FiahOwl on May 21, 2016, 09:16:25 PM
if you are a moderator please eradicate darvince because i am nigerian prince who will pay you one million dollars if you stop the shitposting

I am long-lost prince of Central African Republic, ousted from rightful throne after military coup, as happens often in place of Africa. I offer $4,000,000 additional for capture of Darvince user.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on May 21, 2016, 10:39:11 PM
I'm from the United States and I am an entrepreneur backed by well-known multinational corporations and big banks such as Boeing and Citigroup. I'll offer $20,000,000 for maintaining the status quo, not capturing Darvince.
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Post by: Darvince on May 21, 2016, 11:48:34 PM
okay hillary clinton superpac
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Post by: DiamondMiner10 on May 22, 2016, 09:26:21 PM
darvince now shits soft serves
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Post by: Darvince on May 22, 2016, 09:27:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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Post by: Darvince on May 29, 2016, 02:08:05 PM
oh no i didnt shit in here for an entire week i almost got constipated
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Post by: Darvince on June 17, 2016, 11:50:45 AM
[11:39]   Darvince   for true long-term stability we need to capture people of all ages
[11:39]   Darvince   like
[11:39]   Darvince   simmania goes from 17 (me) to 53 in age
[11:39]   Darvince   with the mean in the mid-20s
[11:40]   Floenne   great let's recruit old people
[11:40]   Floenne   i'll try to convince my grandmother to join

i'm waiting ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 19, 2016, 10:30:32 AM
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Post by: DiamondMiner10 on June 19, 2016, 02:30:17 PM
what the fuck is that video
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Post by: Darvince on June 19, 2016, 02:32:25 PM
mmmm tasty rocky road icecream
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 19, 2016, 03:42:36 PM
oh no you did it here too
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Post by: atomic7732 on July 02, 2016, 01:39:48 PM
zombies aka pictureboxes
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Post by: atomic7732 on July 02, 2016, 02:36:47 PM
(http://i.stack.imgur.com/UvK5i.png)

Jellyfish Defend
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Post by: FiahOwl on July 02, 2016, 02:42:28 PM
memaster quality
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Post by: tuto99 on July 02, 2016, 02:54:27 PM
Robert Lettuce
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Post by: FiahOwl on July 02, 2016, 03:06:10 PM
Robert Lettuce's Jellyfish Defend III

there's your new memaster subject gogogo
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Post by: Darvince on July 02, 2016, 09:22:43 PM
oh no
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Post by: atomic7732 on July 03, 2016, 07:40:41 AM
potuto chipes
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Post by: Darvince on July 03, 2016, 07:50:21 AM
robert scribblar
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Post by: atomic7732 on July 03, 2016, 11:22:00 AM
wew thunderpops
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Post by: Cryo on July 03, 2016, 12:54:21 PM
Hmm, Hmm....
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Post by: Darvince on July 03, 2016, 01:47:06 PM
wew thunderpops
fuk u
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Post by: Darvince on July 03, 2016, 02:10:31 PM
i must reclaim this topic in the name of shit
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Post by: tuto99 on July 03, 2016, 02:55:23 PM
sgitfick
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Post by: atomic7732 on July 03, 2016, 04:54:13 PM
nah

softcore shitposting ftw
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Post by: Darvince on July 19, 2016, 06:55:00 PM
my dad is mad
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Post by: Darvince on September 13, 2016, 04:33:12 AM
smad
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Post by: Darvince on October 09, 2016, 12:54:01 AM
I can't believe that death is inevitable!
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Post by: Darvince on October 29, 2016, 04:12:59 PM
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Post by: atomic7732 on October 29, 2016, 04:33:59 PM
i am glad you are alief but i was afk dar
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Post by: Darvince on November 27, 2016, 01:07:13 PM
[13:06]   if it's legitimate shitposting the moderators have a way to shut the whole thing down
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Post by: FiahOwl on January 14, 2017, 03:09:19 PM
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Girls say, boys say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey
Hey baby baby
I'm the kinda girl that hangs with the guys
Like a fly on the wall with my secret eyes
Taking it in, try to be feminine
With my makeup bag watching all the sin
Misfit, I sit, lit up, wicked
Everybody else surrounded by the girls
With the tank tops and the flirty ways

I'm just sipping on chamomile
Watching boys and girls and their sex appeal
With a stranger in the face who says he knows my mom
And went to my high school

All the boys say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Girls say, girls say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Hey baby baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Boys say, boys say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
All the boys get the girls in the back

I'm the one they feed upon
Give a bit a star is born
And if you had enough you'll get the pass
And you can tell your friends how you made it back
No matter what they say I'm still the same
Somehow everybody knows my name
And all the girls want to get with the boys
And the boys really like it

All the boys say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Girls say, girls say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Hey baby baby
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Boys say, boys say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
All the boys get the girls in the back

Check it out, it's Bounty Killer, and no doubt
Jump on the stage makes me going crazy
After wards myself and one of them gorgeous ladies(that's right)
There is no need to be acting shady
Come on baby, hey hey baby
Jump on the stage makes me going crazy
After wards myself and one of them gorgeous ladies(yea man)
There is no need to be acting shady
Come on baby, hey hey baby
When you rock your hips you know that it amaze me
Got me off the hook and nothing else don't phase me
Can you be my one and only sunshine lady
If no, no maybe, hey

I'm just sipping on chamomile
Watching boys and girls and their sex appeal
With a stranger in the face who says he knows my mom
And went to my high school
(hey baby, hey baby)(that's right)

All the boys say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Girls say, girls say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Hey baby baby (hey baby)
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Boys say, boys say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Can you be my one and only sunshine lady
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Girls say, girls say,
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
When you rock your hips you know that it amaze me
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
Boys say, boys say
Hey baby, hey baby, hey!
All the boys get the girls in the back
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: vh on January 14, 2017, 03:28:02 PM
wtf
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:34:06 PM
no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:34:15 PM
Iezikol: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:34:25 PM
Floenne: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:34:32 PM
airahtivs: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:34:39 PM
FiahOwl: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:34:46 PM
Valenceta: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:37:57 PM
Fiah: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:42:06 PM
ChanOwl: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:43:29 PM
aeridaskap: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:45:27 PM
ColloquyOwl: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 03:46:00 PM
plamowl: no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: vh on January 14, 2017, 03:59:55 PM
to be honest floenne that was a pretty good fic i think the only thing you got wrong was not putting forum members in it because that would've been twice as amusing to read
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: FiahOwl on January 14, 2017, 05:23:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1YkGO2Ieo
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 06:10:39 PM
at least that doesn't have a disgusting alien disaster of a photoshopped face
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: FiahOwl on January 14, 2017, 06:16:30 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: tuto99 on January 14, 2017, 07:25:25 PM
fiah wtf am i marrying
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:39:03 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:39:14 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
stop posting
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:39:20 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:39:35 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:39:55 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:40:08 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:40:28 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
stop posting
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 07:40:48 PM
why are you so critical towards jenk
Do not post.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: FiahOwl on January 14, 2017, 07:45:45 PM
you're just scared to admit it aren't you
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2017, 09:12:57 PM
No. I am not. This is my shitpost topic, and I do not tolerate Hideo Us Images to be Created for this thread of the For Um.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: vh on January 14, 2017, 09:44:09 PM
banned
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: FiahOwl on January 26, 2017, 07:39:30 PM
jenk is my role model
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as soft as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 26, 2017, 08:27:02 PM
no
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on July 13, 2017, 12:37:06 PM
yes
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on July 13, 2017, 12:37:17 PM
I have Discovered, the Final Shitpost.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on July 13, 2017, 12:38:52 PM
Specifically, have you ever been wandering about a neighborhood in the heart of the city, one that’s decrepit but still has a certain mysterious charm, perhaps a very old Chinatown long past its glory days, late in the evening with a guy you maybe kind of have a thing for, and you wander into a building that in hindsight you definitely should’ve realized was abandoned, and as you progress further in you both notice that you’re both gaining certain visual and/or mental powers, and that each time you brush up against each other or touch each other these powers are enhanced, but each time it happens you end up feeling kind of…different, and at some point some inexplicable urge to, say, sit upon one or the other’s shoulders overcomes you, and when you do, the powers are vastly magnified but a truly strange thing starts happening to your bodies - you start fusing, you start looking less human, almost frog-like, but you suddenly know that you’re not complete, that the process is not yet finished, and so - in your increasingly less-human body, protected from the attention of passersby by something a bit like invisibility, you immediately tromp off to the nearby downtown campus of the local university to absorb the cutest boy in your class into your unholy union of flesh? Like am I right who doesn’t have dreams about that?? Anyways, after you absorb the cutest boy in your class, who of course doesn’t go willingly, but your weird, increasingly-monstrous combined body incapacitates him, he becomes the essential element needed to complete your transformation into a green, wet creature with bulging eyes and a face like a cross between a fish and a toad set upon two trunk-like legs, and you then know that your true purpose is to serve as a kind of guardian for the neighborhood you came from. - - - Then, in a sudden shift of perspective, you realize that you, the dreamer, weren’t the one being transformed at all - in fact you were sitting in the very same class the one guy was plucked from, and it’s only by luck that you yourself are not now part of the awful, amphibious being that passed through your building entirely unnoticed.

http://missalsfromiram.tumblr.com/post/162943104841/missalsfromiram-have-you-ever-woken-up-from-kind
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on July 13, 2017, 12:54:58 PM
Here it is friends.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on August 11, 2017, 11:51:27 PM
whomt is the actual worker of universe sandbox thoughtcrime
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on August 14, 2017, 07:55:40 PM
i ahve decided to close the topic forever due to gained knowgledge facts
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on August 15, 2017, 12:16:26 AM
FOREVER has now passed. hahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajajajajajajaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa come at me alien bros
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on August 15, 2017, 01:42:37 AM
It's not pointless :). The sad reality is that you're not going to accomplish anything in life if you drop out of high school. You kinda just have to complete it, and then decide whether you're going to college, a trade school, etc.

i'm going to frame this and then shove it up my and digest it
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on September 25, 2017, 08:22:44 PM
boy that's quite intense darvince have you tried not having eyes
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Austritistanian on December 22, 2017, 12:25:04 AM
My Lord, this is beautiful
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 22, 2017, 04:40:02 PM
thanccs it's my own child
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 27, 2017, 02:53:36 PM
am i can get pranchit from 1`st tim?????
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on December 27, 2017, 02:58:06 PM
pregnart and gregnant are my favorite
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 29, 2017, 05:12:59 AM
i solved the word search
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 05, 2018, 07:30:10 PM
should i ponst it
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on April 05, 2018, 07:32:15 PM
what ar eyou are be post that is posted of?
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 05, 2018, 07:37:54 PM
modero
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on April 06, 2018, 04:01:04 PM
am i can get pranchit from 1`st tim?????

MATPAAAAT
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 11, 2018, 02:10:49 PM
tap water is good for your soul
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 18, 2018, 01:04:11 PM
thumbs
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 27, 2018, 12:27:27 AM
tarps are for whispering roleplaying
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 29, 2018, 04:28:16 AM
bard
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2018, 06:01:47 AM
everything is a triangle if you squint hard enough
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on April 30, 2018, 08:04:26 AM
everything is a triangle if you squint hard enough

False
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2018, 08:47:34 AM
Read the title of the topic.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on April 30, 2018, 09:26:36 AM
Read the title of the topic.

I know its a freakin shitpost.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2018, 10:02:51 AM
Read the title of the topic.

I know its a freakin shitpost.



False
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on April 30, 2018, 11:06:51 AM
everything is always a triangle
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2018, 11:21:13 AM
indeed, you have mastered the ways of simplikation
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on April 30, 2018, 12:10:16 PM
Read the title of the topic.

I know its a freakin shitpost.



False












FALSEEE
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on April 30, 2018, 01:14:22 PM
falsa
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on April 30, 2018, 01:44:19 PM
(https://img.thrfun.com/img/006/930/canned_salsa_l.jpg)
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on May 01, 2018, 04:36:26 PM
have a nicea falsa with your lie chips
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 01, 2018, 05:43:11 PM
absolute dominion of the earth is all that we require
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on May 01, 2018, 06:55:27 PM
thats a mighty fine avatar u got there mayte
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on May 01, 2018, 06:56:06 PM
time to U P D A T E
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 01, 2018, 06:59:31 PM
haha yes cropped yiff
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on May 01, 2018, 06:59:40 PM
oopdate'd
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on May 01, 2018, 07:13:27 PM
very noice
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 02, 2018, 12:07:29 AM
please, enter my apartment to eat the hand-made trinkets and beads i've made for everyone. you're very welcome, they're made of quartz, steel, or gemstones
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on May 02, 2018, 01:07:02 AM
oh stacy i sure do love the taste of rubies
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on May 02, 2018, 01:53:21 AM
ah yes my favorite dietary items: rocks
its a good thing my nanites can handle this
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 02, 2018, 11:33:55 AM
the true heroes of the twenty first century so far are the catboys
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 03, 2018, 05:19:15 AM
observe the Other to know whether you are conscious or not
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 03, 2018, 01:07:51 PM
cause of death: everything
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on May 03, 2018, 01:59:45 PM
severe health threat
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on May 03, 2018, 06:25:54 PM
cause of death: existentialism
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 04, 2018, 07:22:14 AM
a shitpost a day keeps the psychiatrists very fascinated
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: tuto99 on May 05, 2018, 07:41:53 AM
a a day keeps the away
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: vh on May 05, 2018, 10:46:03 AM
a day a day keeps death away
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 05, 2018, 11:55:42 AM
i've already used up my creative juices for the day by writing bad things
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on May 05, 2018, 02:40:51 PM
Well, that's a babberoni cabbage
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 08, 2018, 06:39:35 PM
when creative particles and anger particles combine, watch out
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 10, 2018, 10:40:45 AM
the three seasons: jam, jellies, and preservatives
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 19, 2018, 12:37:57 PM
[Verse 1]
I wanna be on the front line, knotted up suit ties
Talking like a headstrong mamma
Got a picture in your wallet
Making me a habit, wearing your vintage t-shirt
Tied ribbons on your top hat
Telling me I'm all that, just like the girls from your hometown
Sweet blooded and up-stranded
See if I can stand it, drinking in the shallow water

[Pre-Chorus]
Magnetic everything about you
You really got me, now

[Chorus]
You took to me so well
Uerotic taking over me
Make me feel like someone else
You got me talking in my sleep
I don't wanna come back down
I don't wanna touch the ground
Pacific Ocean, dug so deep
Uerotic taking over me

[Verse 2]
White threads on my laces
Stuck on the hinges, swinging the door to the back yard
Cut splinters, walk a tightrope
Spun like a bandage touch on the outer surface
Bright eyes of the solstice wherever your mind is headed for a freight train city
Locked up till you're moonlit
Brushing my hair back, feeling your lips on my cold neck
 

[Pre-Chorus]
Magnetic everything about you
You really got me, now

[Chorus]
You took to me so well
Uerotic taking over me
Make me feel like someone else
You got me talking in my sleep
I don't wanna come back down
I don't wanna touch the ground
Pacific Ocean, dug so deep
Uerotic taking over me
Uerotic taking over me

You took to me so well
Uerotic taking over me
Make me feel like someone else
You got me talking in my sleep
I don't wanna come back down
I don't wanna touch the ground
Pacific Ocean, dug so deep
Uerotic taking over me

[Outro]
Uerotic taking over me
Uerotic taking over me
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on May 19, 2018, 04:06:40 PM
mmmhhmmm that's good sheeit right thea fam 'sq'`~ua'd"`
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on May 24, 2018, 01:42:16 PM
can't wait for 2019 so i can bump threads that had their last post 10 years ago
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 03, 2018, 04:05:54 PM
the uerism is nearing its peak
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on June 03, 2018, 04:46:13 PM
negative uero advection
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 24, 2018, 10:20:31 PM
oh man i am good with computer pls to help anyway (i need lifted up the stairs by my own muscle power)
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 25, 2018, 09:37:32 AM
you have ascended beyond enlightenment to the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dimension, i see. good good good
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Post by: Darvince on June 27, 2018, 07:42:28 PM
Sea level rise is caused by penguins diving into the ocean because when they dive into the ocean this makes a special splash which has been dubbed the "4-D Penguin-Powered Pump" which drags in water particles from adjacent slices of our four-dimensional Earth.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 28, 2018, 12:11:47 PM
Card-handling faucets are fascinating in their unexpected sentience! For example, if you turn on the faucet and then turn it off again in under one second, the invisible card-handler will repeat the action back to you. The card on the card-handling faucet also has ten display lights, which can be either off, green, or red. You can turn on the faucet twice in a short span of time, which will cause the card to display one green light like so: G000000000.

Here is documentation for what happens on the card when you turn on the faucet once, twice, thrice, etc, up to ten times:
0000000000
G000000000
R000000000
0G00000000
GG00000000
RG00000000
0R00000000
GR00000000
RR00000000
00G0000000


It is clearly counting the number of times you've turned on the faucet! Cool, huh?
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on July 02, 2018, 01:15:43 AM
hypertraditionalism is the ideology of going back to the pre-big bang singularity of 13.8 billion years ago, annihilating absolutely everything in the universe to bring it back to a single point. join me in this new movement.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Cryo on July 02, 2018, 06:25:04 AM
hypertraditionalism is the ideology of going back to the pre-big bang singularity of 13.8 billion years ago, annihilating absolutely everything in the universe to bring it back to a single point. join me in this new movement.
May I be the archedeaconYou could make a religon out of this?
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Post by: Gurren Lagann TSS on July 08, 2018, 12:41:27 PM
BOSTWANA
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Post by: tuto99 on July 08, 2018, 09:19:16 PM
u_tried.pdf
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Post by: Darvince on July 08, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
your lie chips are not appropriated here.
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Post by: Lord DC on July 09, 2018, 06:11:48 PM
we all lift together
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on July 18, 2018, 10:48:29 PM
hypertraditionalism is the ideology of going back to the pre-big bang singularity of 13.8 billion years ago, annihilating absolutely everything in the universe to bring it back to a single point. join me in this new movement.
May I be the archedeaconYou could make a religon out of this?
yes've'ly'y'y'ain't'ed's't'd've
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on July 22, 2018, 11:40:09 AM
When you free up thousands of well-worn sock houses, you can't help but think to yourself, how do I protect myself from the rain? There is no real answer, but at least three have been hypothesized by philosoptueros.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on September 02, 2018, 10:13:25 AM
the august of civilization is when it's right now and it's actually september
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Post by: Darvince on September 08, 2018, 03:02:04 PM
hey spambots guess what

the harder you view this topic, the more shit i spew into it
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Post by: Darvince on September 10, 2018, 07:25:14 PM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on September 10, 2018, 08:32:10 PM
eat them
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Post by: Jorster on October 12, 2018, 10:50:14 PM
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Post by: Darvince on October 25, 2018, 11:12:47 AM
moist podero
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Post by: Darvince on October 27, 2018, 12:55:56 PM
I Posuero for you, but you do not click your technological device?? Why hast you not performing of this?
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Post by: Darvince on October 29, 2018, 04:09:54 PM
caos
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Post by: Darvince on November 02, 2018, 03:40:46 AM
shimao is an iter of mashrams in his wall
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Post by: Darvince on November 20, 2018, 08:17:57 PM
sharded
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: tuto99 on November 23, 2018, 11:18:14 AM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on November 23, 2018, 04:39:59 PM
p = 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000037 that you just contributed to the shit pose in this t'opic. s'oh.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 07, 2018, 07:36:03 PM
Pecs are for. Pek. P

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Post by: atomic7732 on December 08, 2018, 12:56:02 AM
wewew
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 08, 2018, 07:26:45 AM
explain lapse rate or i will add a sweat gland on your lips
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on December 08, 2018, 11:15:29 AM
lapse rate is how many temperatures do the down as you go up in height by meter or kilometer or whatever

there are many cool and good lapse rates like, dry adiabatic lapse rate, moist adiabatic lapse rate, superadiabatic lapse rate, autoconvective lapse rate, etc

dry adiabatic lapse rates are common when the air is unsaturated and well mixed, which occurs in the boundary layer approximately from the surface to 1 km. when the atmosphere is well mixed, the properties are about the same throughout (other than temperature of course, cause it is decreasing at like 9.8 K/km). air parcels like to go the up when this happens, but not necessarily

moist adiabatic lapse rates happen higher in the atmosphere when the air is saturated, so that the latent heat of the condensation of water into clouds or rain will warm the parcel as it rises, offsetting some of the natural cooling from adiabatic expansion, so the lapse rate will be more like 6 K/km, except this changes depending on the specific properties of the air parcel

superadiabatic lapse rates are cute because they are FASTER than 9.8 K/km and result in lots of instability, and they are very common really near the ground on hot days, but don't tend to occur lots throughout the atmosphere, that would probably be bad. superadiabatic lapse rates are useful to dust friends

autoconvective lapse rates occur when the atmosphere is constant density with height, which occurs very very near the ground from the same surface heating as the superadiabatic lapse rates but this one's like 34.2 K/km, and it's like super unstable cause that means any small perturbation in density will cause a parcel to rise or sink and it happens basically instantaneously (hence,,__ autoconvective). constant density layers (or layers increasing in density with height actually) also cause refraction of light and therefore m i r a g e s

science :clap:
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 08, 2018, 01:17:34 PM
wow apparently adding a sweat gland to the lips is a big threat
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Post by: atomic7732 on December 08, 2018, 02:07:51 PM
i just felt like explain :'(
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 09, 2018, 05:12:17 AM
expain
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Post by: tuto99 on December 10, 2018, 10:22:29 PM
explain lapse rate or i will add a sweat gland on your lips
lmfao
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 11, 2018, 08:21:12 AM
This is a serious time. We live in a serious time. A serious bubble in an unserious epoch of seriouspants. Seriously, you should see the shit that's. It's serious. But not bad, nor good. Just serious.

pay attention to me and not them
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on March 20, 2019, 10:20:58 AM
jenk
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Post by: tuto99 on March 20, 2019, 05:08:31 PM
Jornk
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on March 26, 2019, 01:16:27 PM
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Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on November 05, 2019, 12:44:45 PM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/381174911332384780/497947515845345300/flying-away.gif)
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on November 05, 2019, 03:29:47 PM
https://i.gyazo.com/d3b0000e2a37b8b40ebf733a5f86987e.mp4

wach video
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Post by: Lord DC on November 07, 2019, 02:22:17 AM
this isn't as hard as you can
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Post by: atomic7732 on November 07, 2019, 05:45:05 PM
this isn't as hard as you can
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 06, 2019, 03:48:33 AM
but it may be as hard as lukas can
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Post by: Darvince on December 28, 2019, 01:16:14 AM
i'm hard and lukas is gone but subby fascists are my favorite
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on December 28, 2019, 01:21:22 AM
cuba is short for cubanic neuerosynaptic dialysis, which is the process of your brain shrinking over time
lukas is short for lukas quintus gladius, the fifth bringer of the apocalypse, which you could know but you just cant, since i have a time machine that lets me see time at a rate of five seconds per second in the hyperpostmodernist meme paradise known as
t'ru.m-p M'EARE`CA
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on December 28, 2019, 05:08:03 AM
you really think humans have natural born rights? you fool. (rascal horse) you are clearly a failure. look around. you are nothing but a squirming monkey in clothing lying to yourself, all because you couldn't tell me your tenth grandfather. You (infertile brain) thinks he is special for being a hairless weak ape. hohohohohoh NO, for i am the voice of Lord KRISHNA HIMSELF, and your (authority failure) are not your wisest grandfather of the ten grandfathers you failed to name. Come back when you have named your tenth grandfather, and you will no longer be a slave. And now i shift the burdon of proof of the post onto (((you)))
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on December 30, 2019, 07:53:10 AM
you fraud tiger, you utter pea brain, ( fertile brain ). I know who you are. you converted from christianity four years ago ( fraud tiger ) and never bother learning `1 simplest hindoo belief. any real indian would know your stink of follow ( srila infertile prabhupada ) who gives you this `1 after `1 simplest hindoo belief, and still you ( mother's whore ) do not know it.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on January 04, 2020, 09:07:43 PM
I tell you what, man, you see the part where dang ol‘ George come in there and he’s talkin’ ’bout tasting his own burp and Kramer comes slllliiiidin‘ in there, he always does that. Them New York boys, I tell you what…just a show about nothin’.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on January 14, 2020, 11:28:17 PM
launching bones in your general direction at mach 2.28 due to your displeasurable posts
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on January 15, 2020, 12:18:29 AM
You cannot breach my protection shield, made of the finest shitposts ever devised, reverse engineered from the old gods themselves, you dont even can so why even try to not.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on February 03, 2020, 01:09:29 AM
L'city
Le City
Leg City
Lego City
Legos City
Legosi City
Legoshi City
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on February 03, 2020, 01:26:30 AM
レゴシ
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Post by: FiahOwl on February 04, 2020, 12:35:07 AM
regoshi
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Post by: Darvince on March 15, 2020, 10:20:54 PM
Worldwide we are facing an epidemic called corona. The reason is that the coronavirus epidemic, as well as the abivadaka epidemic (this is an epidemic it was in ancient) is the cause of snake bites. During the outbreak of the abivadaka epidemic, the Gautama Buddha offered blessings to the sick through the Sutras such as the Ratana Sutra and the Kandha Sutra. Nirvana is the way to get rid of all the suffering of the world as preached by the Lord Buddha.
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Post by: atomic7732 on March 16, 2020, 02:05:26 AM
this is not darvince content
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on March 16, 2020, 02:06:09 AM
excuse you, abivadaka epidemic i invented it.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on March 16, 2020, 02:07:05 AM
darvince pandemic ! darvince pandemic !
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Post by: Darvince on March 17, 2020, 07:29:18 AM
bless you
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Post by: atomic7732 on March 17, 2020, 09:48:30 PM
i'm infect
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 09, 2020, 01:07:58 AM
Jor L'Guild has been sighted crossing all bridges in North America simultaneously. Please beware, as he is now travelling along all roads in North America. You may see him several times when you drive.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: atomic7732 on June 09, 2020, 01:12:35 AM
when do you think sars first invented bats
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 09, 2020, 01:18:34 AM
sars will invent new bat disease in june 2020. but it will just sit there for a while, not bothering anybody. when it comes back out somebody will notice it really strongly.
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 12, 2020, 09:04:55 AM
184.188.172.195 is my ip dont hack me or ill get ur ip and hack u
is this still true
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on June 12, 2020, 09:05:01 AM
no
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 12, 2020, 01:21:24 PM
no
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Post by: Darvince on June 18, 2020, 05:18:44 AM
sars has now invented new bat disease
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Post by: Darvince on June 18, 2020, 05:20:41 AM
i'm infect
ha ha
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Post by: atomic7732 on June 18, 2020, 10:42:56 PM
ng
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Post by: Darvince on October 25, 2020, 02:06:57 AM
gourds are not popular
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Post by: deoxy99 on October 25, 2020, 02:23:46 AM
i love stabbing faces out of them though
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Lord DC on October 28, 2020, 06:33:49 PM
13 is an Evil Number because it is Not Even and thus Humans with their Symmetrical Nonsense decided it was Satan
666 is also Satan because it is 2x 333 and three is also
UNEVEN
and 111 would be too easy
Title: Re: darvince shitposts as hard as he can
Post by: Darvince on October 28, 2020, 11:24:31 PM
77 is the only number