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Title: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 08:12:21 AM
i want to drop all my classes and leave the school and become a dropout because it takes so much time and energy to do something that is completely pointless and I can't get myself t see any of this as having a point and also eceryone is always talking about their homework and getting frightened by it and I am in the same classes as them so I am like "oh god what did i miss i am going to fail everything this year" and then I already am turning things in late or just not even doing them and I can't keep up already and it's not even at full speed yet so many teachers warning of days with 3 hours+ homework coming up ahead and I already have homework ecery day and people are saying things like about how much homework there is and I don't see it please save me jesus no wonder this is a christian school there's so much things to make people stress that they turn into balls of crying and their only source of hope that they see is dying and returning to jesus where there is no more homework
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 08:14:13 AM
also i have been pondering coming up with my own script to write my notes as quickly and efficiently as possible so by reducing the number of letters and increasing ambiguity but not to a point where i can't read it later

and i have a teacher that wants like 10 pages of notes written every week for his class what the hell please sav e me from this place take me away jesus
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 08:18:49 AM
i am going to die of anxiety
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Post by: vh on August 13, 2015, 08:22:32 AM
bbbbut big pharma
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Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 08:24:20 AM
i wrote a terrified rant as well you know, i didn't just make a topic with this name and then a . for the content unlike you do on darforum sometimes
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 10:24:35 AM
i don't feel an excess of deoderant how smelly am i
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Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: vh on August 13, 2015, 12:29:00 PM
naw man all you need is charisma
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Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 12:49:13 PM
how do i know you're telling me the truth@fiah who is actually being serious
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: DiamondMiner10 on August 13, 2015, 01:56:27 PM
It's not pointless :). The sad reality is that you're not going to accomplish anything in life if you drop out of high school. You kinda just have to complete it, and then decide whether you're going to college, a trade school, etc.
The sad thing is that most people dont even use half the stuff they learn at school and forget about it and when they get a job they're completely fine so basically some stuff that we stress over studying isn't even important to us
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 02:02:26 PM
also I could literally just drop out of high school and get a GED and it's totally equivalent in the eyes of job applicants or maybe that was just lies that I learned in that creepy place where I was trapped for a week
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on August 13, 2015, 06:42:09 PM
you'll get used to the workload

it'll be really frightening when you do too because you'll be like 'i can't take any more' and then you do

although your school seems like it gives you a whole bunch of crap and idk why - but i did have times in school where i had 2.5-3 hours of homework every night for a while, i made it through

and dar it depends where you want to work and what you want to do for a living with the GED thing :/

idk i am just a lowly teenager about to start college i don't know anything about life

though if you guys had actually listened to cnte (http://zenpencils.com/comic/98-alan-watts-what-if-money-was-no-object/)
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: blotz on August 13, 2015, 07:03:52 PM
all teenagers are lowly dont worry
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Post by: vh on August 13, 2015, 08:25:48 PM
yeah well that alan watts guy was wrong i need to shove some utilitarianism down his throat
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 13, 2015, 09:52:34 PM
or maybe that was just lies that I learned in that creepy place where I was trapped for a week
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 01, 2015, 07:04:19 PM
hey guess what i am literally incapable of performing work
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Post by: FiahOwl on September 01, 2015, 08:15:35 PM

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Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: vh on September 01, 2015, 08:27:31 PM
yes i was trying to put that in pun form but it didn't work out.
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 02, 2015, 12:20:01 AM
u are a poopyhead
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 02, 2015, 12:46:25 PM
this teacher is super worried about how we think about her and I don't know why but it's kind of adorable yet frustrating
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 10, 2015, 10:47:12 AM
my keyboard is spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinng
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on September 10, 2015, 10:55:33 AM
ok
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Post by: vh on September 10, 2015, 11:22:31 AM
gr10
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 10, 2015, 12:25:56 PM
me too thanks

failing 2/2 quizzes today congratulations darvince
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: vh on September 10, 2015, 02:52:08 PM
2/2 is 100% A++++
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 10, 2015, 06:26:39 PM
this is a serious topic please leave
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: blotz on September 10, 2015, 06:36:39 PM
serious black!
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on September 11, 2015, 12:16:48 AM
hi seriousness thanks dar for joining ubox because otherwise i would not have discovered you or wolfgun

tú eres muy importante en mi vida
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: blotz on September 11, 2015, 01:43:11 PM
what if someone didn't join something and you don't know about the best thing in your life and you can never know because that time has passed
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on September 11, 2015, 03:16:20 PM
it's interesting to think about but nothing you can actually do about it so worrying about it or feeling a sense of loss is pointless

enjoy the things you do have because of seemingly inconsequential occurrences
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: blotz on September 11, 2015, 03:27:20 PM
/me enjoys atomic7732
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on September 11, 2015, 03:49:47 PM
i'm a fan of enjoying things and being enjoyed
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: blotz on September 11, 2015, 04:09:38 PM
when there's terrible things as school most things are can be enjoyed
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 17, 2015, 08:21:07 AM
mrw i can't do my homework at school because it requires flash
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on September 17, 2015, 09:04:53 AM
rip

what homework requires flash
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 24, 2015, 08:42:58 AM
who needs math when you have dank memes to browse
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on October 06, 2015, 12:32:56 PM
another quiz i'm about to fail

and lots of other things that i'm about to fail and i have to either do nothing but homework all day long from now until the end of october or leave this school and play an online school or something so that it's contained to a certain part of the day and doesn't spread into 15 hours a day where seven of them are school and four are homework and the other four are panicking and being completely unable to function for all of time
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on October 06, 2015, 12:35:23 PM
6th of october 2015 darvince quits reality and joins the dark legion of the void
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on October 06, 2015, 01:19:37 PM
online school sounds terrible though like you have no bounds whatsoever

so everything is a blurred mesh of play and school

kind of like college
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on October 06, 2015, 01:37:27 PM
no but you can keep playing school until you're done and then do nothing te rest of the day
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Post by: Lord DC on October 06, 2015, 01:39:18 PM
sounds like a good day
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on October 06, 2015, 01:51:52 PM
no but you can keep playing school until you're done and then do nothing te rest of the day
but like so can you

i just don't i put everything off because i am an extremely motivated person
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: codefantastic on October 07, 2015, 05:40:27 AM
"Bill Gates was a drop out and look at him now!"
Just remember he dropped out of collage, not high school.
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on October 07, 2015, 07:54:26 AM
yes because i'm totally planning on dropping out and starting a tech business
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on October 08, 2015, 10:51:34 AM
ready to fall over in nausea and vomit
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Lord DC on October 08, 2015, 01:14:56 PM
ready to fall over in vomit and nausea
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on December 12, 2015, 09:21:24 AM
oh f**king great i missed the practice exam for ap biology so now i have to go do a random thing that will probably suck up an enormous amount of time when this is the exact wrong time for this to occur because i need to do as much shit as possible
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on December 12, 2015, 12:18:08 PM
sade why do you have to make up a practice exam
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on December 12, 2015, 12:20:36 PM
because the teacher made it mandatory so he could "see our progress"
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Post by: Lord DC on December 12, 2015, 12:26:21 PM
thats a bunch of bs
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Post by: vh on December 12, 2015, 01:11:23 PM
>bs
>biot savart
>biology study
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Post by: atomic7732 on December 12, 2015, 01:18:52 PM
bachelor of science
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2016, 08:10:21 AM
omf so i have a weightlifting class in my first period and all the guys showed up today and the two girls in class were absent and also this is going to be amazing and hilarious

i needed this at school there were no entertaining classes last semester
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: vh on January 04, 2016, 08:14:16 AM
i remember weightlifting in high school

good times
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Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2016, 08:28:41 AM
my school's forum browsing class is basically AP shitposting
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Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2016, 10:17:04 AM
time for another fresh wave of "i should quit school forever" what wonderdrugs this is
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Post by: vh on January 04, 2016, 10:35:33 AM
kk
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Post by: atomic7732 on January 04, 2016, 01:17:31 PM
weightlifting class there it is

although that could be really good considering i can't imagine there's really anything you have to do outside of class
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
i'll bring you to school and lift you for class ;)
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Post by: atomic7732 on January 04, 2016, 01:25:08 PM
aaaaaaaaa

/me is lift
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2016, 01:37:18 PM
my spanish class is also like 100 times better because the people that didn't care about learning spanish are now not in the class and only the ones who care are left so now i have two actually good classes instead of zero wheeee

plus ap bio is lovely, mostly due to the subject matter and not the class itself though; i can complete work in ap bio spontaneously without having to dedicate myself to homework
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Post by: atomic7732 on January 04, 2016, 01:40:54 PM
sounds gúd

what spanish are you in
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 04, 2016, 01:45:15 PM
spanish 3 and i can understand what she's saying but like saying things in spanish is literally the most difficult thing in the universe
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Post by: atomic7732 on January 04, 2016, 02:31:49 PM
same
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Post by: Darvince on January 06, 2016, 08:59:23 AM
i actually have to read this chapter of apush rip in piece the notes site wasn't good for this chapter and didn't match the sections at all
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: atomic7732 on January 06, 2016, 12:29:57 PM
>apush

that would explain the familiar content
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Post by: Darvince on January 06, 2016, 12:44:43 PM
this movie is creepier than dark ambient music while reading frankenstein
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 07, 2016, 01:24:58 PM
i give up for like the 100th time
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Post by: blotz on January 07, 2016, 04:22:07 PM
dont stop believing♫ ♬♫ ♬♫ ♬♫ ♬♫ ♬
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Post by: atomic7732 on January 07, 2016, 04:33:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plnDqCD7Rjs
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Post by: Cryo on January 07, 2016, 04:58:21 PM
can someone pick up some nightquil for me? 4 am is my new sleeping friend and i don't like her
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Post by: Darvince on January 13, 2016, 12:40:25 PM
oh jesus god we are talking to sex this is terrible because i am so much more knowledgeable about this topic than everyone else and everyone else has a super christian and restrictive viewpoint
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: vh on January 13, 2016, 12:42:56 PM
>to
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Post by: Darvince on January 13, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
yes we are talking to the concept of sex

i meant about, u sugg
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 13, 2016, 12:49:35 PM
i wonder if i could take this topic in a completely different direction

I HAVE THE POWAH
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Post by: Lord DC on January 13, 2016, 12:54:04 PM
nah
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Post by: atomic7732 on January 13, 2016, 02:28:33 PM
'always drink boners'
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on January 13, 2016, 02:30:11 PM
omf
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Post by: Darvince on February 05, 2016, 11:28:13 AM
my motivation is at -18% but the day is almost over hallelujah
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on February 26, 2016, 11:00:20 PM
i dropped out go me
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 11, 2017, 05:46:14 AM
It's not pointless :). The sad reality is that you're not going to accomplish anything in life if you drop out of high school. You kinda just have to complete it, and then decide whether you're going to college, a trade school, etc.
i dropped out therefore I am worthless and I must bow before Jesus

http://universesandbox.com/forum/index.php/topic,17743.0.html
Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on August 11, 2017, 05:47:33 AM





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Title: Re: please take me away to the pharmacy
Post by: Darvince on September 13, 2017, 10:48:34 PM
there is absolutely nothing I can accomplish with my life now because I dropped out of high school and therefore it will be impossible to do anything with my life no matter how much effort I put forth in anything yes good philosophy-of-life

also I'm going to die and go to hell or am I already in hell I don't know I can't figure it out