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Title: help me pee
Post by: Darvince on October 20, 2014, 09:59:12 AM
I cannot pee! It is very sad, I must pee!
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Post by: Lord DC on October 20, 2014, 10:18:41 AM
Ummmmmm? try drinking water?
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Post by: Xriqxa on October 20, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
Go to Niagra
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Post by: Darvince on October 20, 2014, 11:03:51 AM
ok i drank the entire st lawrence river system including niagra i still have not peed!
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Post by: Cryo on October 20, 2014, 11:13:15 AM
Congratulation's You've somehow managed to get a black hole lodged in your bladder and apparently your insides are black hole resistant good luck with that sir  ;D
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Post by: Lord DC on October 20, 2014, 12:14:33 PM
^if this is true, please report to the Omnipotencia Medical Treatment Center to have said black hole removed
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Post by: Darvince on October 21, 2014, 10:28:37 AM
Ok pleasure master Lord DC, I am of traveling to Omnipotential Medicinal Faciles now
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Post by: FiahOwl on October 21, 2014, 11:17:52 AM
nonono you forgot that you need your pee buddy all this time
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Post by: Xriqxa on October 21, 2014, 11:22:09 AM
The good news:
You can't shitstain YouTube

The bad news:
The reason behind this is that YouTube IS a shitsatin
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Post by: Darvince on October 21, 2014, 12:22:24 PM
darn my pee buddy that's right! come here matty
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Post by: matty406 on October 21, 2014, 01:01:14 PM
what is it my liege
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Post by: Darvince on October 21, 2014, 01:29:41 PM
i need to pee; i presume you have as well
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Post by: Lord DC on October 21, 2014, 04:20:04 PM
what the my face
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Post by: Darvince on October 21, 2014, 07:44:04 PM
who is ur pee buddy
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Post by: FiahOwl on October 21, 2014, 07:49:10 PM
Xrixqa obviously
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Post by: Lord DC on October 22, 2014, 05:11:37 AM
wat
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Post by: Xriqxa on October 22, 2014, 06:56:34 AM
Quote from: FiahOwl on October 21, 2014, 07:49:10 PM
Xrixqa obviously


(http://static.dnaindia.com/sites/default/files/2014/07/25/253669-pee-buddy.jpg)

Darvince, I don't think I want to go in there
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Post by: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 08:02:14 AM
no thats not how pee buddies work thats of propaganda created by the CIA to distract us from the truth
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Post by: Xriqxa on October 22, 2014, 08:20:04 AM
(http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/500x347xpeeing3.jpg.pagespeed.ic.eOBEnS0RXa.jpg)
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Post by: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 09:26:12 AM
no u see tha pee buddy presses on ur belly and squeezes ur dick to get tha pee out if u r a guy
they press pn ur back and ur front and spread apart ur ladyparts if u r a girl
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Post by: Xriqxa on October 22, 2014, 09:37:08 AM
that's called intercourse
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Post by: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 11:47:35 AM
no it's not you dumbo
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Post by: Lord DC on October 22, 2014, 12:06:10 PM
Well its very close to intercourse
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Post by: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 12:32:00 PM
well that's why we have pee buddies instead of significant others to do it
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Post by: Lord DC on October 22, 2014, 12:37:12 PM
^very true
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Post by: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 12:51:30 PM
pee buddies are still people mine is matty and yours is zirkza
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Post by: SpyCreepers on October 23, 2014, 01:45:27 AM
use of polan pee pill. you can into pee with of poland
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Post by: Darvince on June 12, 2020, 09:24:56 AM
Quote from: Darvince on October 22, 2014, 09:26:12 AM
no u see tha pee buddy presses on ur belly and squeezes ur dick to get tha pee out if u r a guy
they press pn ur back and ur front and spread apart ur ladyparts if u r a girl
what the fuck
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Post by: deoxy99 on June 12, 2020, 09:27:09 AM
why you gotta squeeze the dick? ouch
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Post by: tuto99 on June 12, 2020, 09:39:24 AM
smell my peeholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee