England, can you help me? America is so scary.

"You know what, America? I'm tired of your trash." said Massachusetts, ripping the American flag off of his house.
"So am I." Said Maine, setting the American Flag on fire.
"We all are." Moaned the States.
"New Englanders Unite!" yelled Massachusetts, pointing his index finger at the sky and doing a superman pose.
"Hey, can I join?" asked New York.
"Woah, hell yeah you can" said the State Union.
"Hey guys, want to help me out?" asked Arizona, wanting control of it's government.
"Yeah, want to join in on the fun California?"
"No." said California, fearing America.
"I DO!" screamed New Brunswick with glee.
"WOOT! BACON AND HOCKEY!" Said Conneticut.
"What is all thi- WHAT THE FLIPPING HECK! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!" Raged America, looking very very very pissed off and angry.
"AAAAAAAH! I WILL CRUSH YOU AND PUT YOU BACK UNDER MY RULE!- He paused, and added -FRANCE, CHINA, NATO HELP ME!" said America in a furious voice.
"Kolkolkol" said Russia, allying with the Rebels.
"wtf" exclaimed the rest of the world.