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« Reply #90 on: January 25, 2012, 10:54:38 AM » |
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Uh, it's that type of morning. A boring wednsday morning.
Sei and Chris were walking up to the bakery, when Sei said "what's taking Fiah so long?" in a concerned voice. Chris just grunted, and asked Sei "Why don't you call him?". "Oh, yeah." Sei said, reaching in for his phone. He pulled it out, and dialed Fiahs number. "Uh, Fiah? Hi. Why are you tal- Ok, then you" said Sei, trailing off. "What happened??!!" Chris said. "Uh, he was speaking in a high pitched voice and hung up." said Sei in a giggling voice. "But anywa- Wait, who's the girl coming to us." said Sei, staring at her.
"U-Uh, hello?" She said in a nervous voice. "Fiah, what the fuck?" exclaimed Sei, Chris could not help staring at her. Blame the hormones. ALWAYS Blame the hormones. "Let's hope this is today only, or li-" - said Fiah, realizing Chris was trying to lift up the front end of her skirt - "Get the fuck away you dirty bitch!" said Fiah, slapping Chrises face like a boss.
/hides in the depth of mordor where gandaf shall never find me, and where Chris shall not see my skirt ever again.
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« Reply #91 on: January 25, 2012, 11:20:23 AM » |
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One does not simply skirt into Mordor.
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« Reply #92 on: January 25, 2012, 11:22:32 AM » |
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One does not simply skirt into Mordor.
One must be helped by Frodo. |
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« Reply #93 on: January 25, 2012, 05:18:46 PM » |
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NEW STYLE OF CLOTHING! (Right) Sei (Left) Elizabeth |
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« Reply #94 on: January 25, 2012, 05:24:16 PM » |
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« Reply #95 on: January 26, 2012, 10:32:39 PM » |
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... Snippits
"Wait, what? You are not even a bit scared that the most famous human being ever, and that ever will be is Atheist?" said Fiah, smirking at the pope.
"It is of order, with the recent attacks on New Haven and San Fransisco, that Aeridani and her allies will go to war against the Fourth Reich."
"No no no! You don't understand! I don't want blood pouring out of my ass every month! I want to be a boy goddammit." Wailed Sei in an annoyed/sad/angry voice, staring at Fiah with pleading eyes. "Oh shut up, you're such a cocktease." said Chris. * World War III begins.
"I don't know.. What do you think? Do you want to be devoured by zombies, or die from an exploding dick? You could also always stay here, and... Yeah. Survive." said Fiah. * Bla was shocked
"I'm gay." said Fiah. "It's cool mate, I'm not." said Bla.
"Female or dead." said diabetes. "Female" said Fiah "Female" said Darvince "Female and dead" said Naru "What about homosexual?" shrilled a bird, while eating newspaper.
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« Reply #96 on: January 26, 2012, 11:42:51 PM » |
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It's been many months. Many months since Sei, Fiah, Chris, Jerimiah, and Mikkel started searching for Diamond. It is thought to be located deep underground. The diamond would promise them acess to the Sky Realm, where they could acess the space realm, where they could fly to earth. The Diamond was located somewhere in the ground, and they had to find it in order to get home.
"Fiah! Get over here!" said Sei, pausing and adding "I've found the diamond!"
Fiah looks at the diamond and says "I'm going to turn into a girl if I touch that!" and pushed Sei into the diamond.
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« Reply #97 on: January 27, 2012, 01:12:23 AM » |
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What is with you and turning into a girl?
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« Reply #98 on: January 27, 2012, 06:17:54 AM » |
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"I'm gay." said Fiah.
"It's cool mate, I'm not." said Bla.
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« Reply #99 on: January 27, 2012, 06:24:07 AM » |
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Demusement level: Over 9000 Leninkats.
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« Reply #100 on: January 27, 2012, 09:10:36 AM » |
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What is with you and turning into a girl?
Boredom.png ---- + it's ze trend. |
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« Reply #101 on: January 27, 2012, 10:00:52 AM » |
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And who made it the trend?  "I do it because it's the trend, and it's the trend because I do it." Kolkolkol. |
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« Reply #102 on: January 27, 2012, 10:04:13 AM » |
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And who made it the trend? "I do it because it's the trend, and it's the trend because I do it." Kolkolkol. Uh... Naru. |
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« Reply #103 on: January 27, 2012, 12:45:39 PM » |
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"Could this be it?" Fiah mumbled in a low voice, looking at the spray. "Hmm... Let's see." said Fiah, picking up the spray, and spraying some onto his finger. Naru looked at Fiah as his hands became a little smaller, so did his fingerless gloves. He got smaller, and his hair got longer. His face became thinner, his waist got longer, he became female. Fiah looked at herself, and said something in a smooth feminine voice. He then sprayed it on again, turning back into a male build. Exactly how he looked just a minute before. Naru was getting a small erection, it was entirley coincidental. "Allright, this is it. We are going back to Sacramento." said Fiah, gesturing north. "WHAT??!!" screamed Naru in outrage. "Let's finish this. Let's create Fiekliel." said Fiah in a calm and smooth voice.
I stared at it. He was being aggressive towards me, but I can see tears on his eyes. I couldn’t think of the possibilities that made him like that. Maybe she broke up with him, although that’s a rare possibility. He glared daggers at me as if I was his food. I had to escape. But there’s no way out, since this IS my house. Welp, time for Plan B: try to find and run to Shmoopy’s house. I’d figure he had some dangerous weapons because apparently… he was fending off some pony trying to ponify him. Ah, sucks for him. Although he should’ve became a brony months of ago. When I back towards the front door, he began to come closer to me. My body was getting adrenaline as the situation between us gets more tense as time goes on. When I opened the door knob, he said in a sad voice that could’ve made me hug him,”Why… why did you abandon me?”
.oOo.
I ran to the streets after he said that. My thoughts couldn’t connect on to his statement. What did he mean I abandoned him? We rarely get together, though, but he’s always happy. I thought of a million possibilities on how I abandoned him. Then it hit me. I wanted a female pony, an alternate of him. Her name was suppoed to be Fiekliel. It was a delicate name, I must say. After a while, I sighed. There was no time for praising myself. I had to get away from my own creation who wants to kill me. I had to get away from Foerkit. |
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« Reply #104 on: January 27, 2012, 05:02:30 PM » |
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wtf that looks abit like beginning of nighttime
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« Reply #105 on: January 28, 2012, 10:31:33 PM » |
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*Nuclear Sirens Start*
"Attention all citizens of Aeridani, you are instructed to get into a bunker, I repeat, get into a bunker. The United States of Auspikitan have begun the bombing. Missliles are being deployed to intercept, but we do not know if they will. Please turn off all electronic devices within the next thirty seconds, as an EMP blast may cut through. Please remain calm, thank you."
Fiah was not happy with his life. He got abducted by an evil cat, was teleported to an evil mansion, was turned homosexual to fit the desires of Bla, then he was turned female for use in Naru's latest story. Nue abducted him for research purposes, Darvince then stole him and turned him female again, to rape him for months. After that, he swore he would never go to mudkipz house again, as mudkipz owns the evil cat.
Little tweety walked up to a road, ran across, and got smacked into bits by an oncoming Abraham Tank.
Naru didn't like his life. First he made maps, then he got bored and decided to eat lunch. He then got an invite from Bla to buy Fiah, and Naru realized he could do whatever. So he bought Fiah, turned him female, nicknamed him Elizabeth, and did some stuff with her to write in his latest story. Then Nue abducted Fiah. Naru became depressed, since he lost a great friend. He then went on happy pills, found a new girl, and swam off a bridge into space. He died.
Aeridani was not content. He declared that his land no longer belonged to America, and America tried to get him back in. When that failed, Canada wanted to help his brother. So there was a war, and Aeridani snatched some of Canada's land. But he wanted more. So he invaded pensilvania and New Jersey's houses, and took control of them. Canada attacked again, losing some of Qubec and Nova Scotia.
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« Reply #106 on: January 28, 2012, 11:31:48 PM » |
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« Reply #107 on: January 30, 2012, 11:34:25 AM » |
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I can only tell you a bit.
It takes place in a hotel, the year is future, the theme is horror and madness, running and hiding plays a key part in the story.
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« Reply #108 on: January 30, 2012, 02:19:19 PM » |
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>Hotel
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>Running and hiding
Ao Oni much.
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« Reply #109 on: January 30, 2012, 07:10:52 PM » |
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>Hotel
>Horror
>Running and hiding
Ao Oni much.
Never heard of it.
"Hey, I think you should get up." said a voice in a bit of distress. "Huuh?-Wait what?! Who are you?" said John in a mildly shocked tone, reaching out and opening his eyes. "Call me Sei." - replied Sei in a smooth and hasty voice, adding - "We should go, now, before they find us" he said as he got up and grabbed a peice of plywood. "Who's the-" John never finished. He quickly added "The ****?", nodded at Sei, and ran out of the room. The room they entered looked like a Victorian era home. The monsters were in hot pursuit, messing up shit along the way. Sei shouted an encouraging 'Run', assuming that would help. John just ran. He reached the door first, shutting it just as Sei entered. The monsters hit the door, almost breaking it. "We don't have long." Sei said, catching his breath and leaning against the wall of the room. "What are they?" John said, in a scared voice. "Um, monsters." said Sei as he ran towards the opposite end of the room. "Come on!" he added. "Kay" said John in a feminine voice, and feeling emberrased like all other boys. <He hasn't had his voice cracked yet. He's just 11.> As Sei opened the doors, he saw a familiar hallway. He ran to room 703, several stairs and cooridors up, and said something about this room being home base. He opened it reaveling a horrifying sight. "No.. No. No NO! Why Deo and Jerimiah too!" he said, seemingly ragequiting life as he looked at the bodies of two boys, blood all over the room. He then spotted a note that said "404". Just simply 404. "We have to go to 404." said Sei, grabbing Johns hand and running down the stairs.. To see guts in the handrails. In disgust, he threw up over the rail, hitting a monster several floors down. "***K!" he screamed, alerting more monsters to their presense. "So much for survival." John said, grabbing Sei by the ear and hurling him down the stairs with him. Sei could not respond, as in the next moment he saw several mutant thingys and took off running after John. They were on the fourth floor, and at room 432. At 404 they saw found a locked door. John was about to make a very witty joke about it when suddenly they saw a mutant.. Suddenly, the door unlocked, reaveling a slim teenager. They ran inside, shutting the door behind them, panting for breath. It was quiet, everyone was speechless. But that was about to change when Sei opened the bathroom door and saw a mutant baby thingy. He screamed and slammed the door. "Yeah, um.. About that." the teenager said in a nervous voice.
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« Reply #110 on: January 30, 2012, 08:12:17 PM » |
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Fiah should become a printer tree AI alien female cyclone pony... wait yeah, a pony. Who's with me?
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« Reply #111 on: January 30, 2012, 08:14:01 PM » |
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Us.
You'll never find out who the others are, though.
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« Reply #112 on: January 30, 2012, 08:30:35 PM » |
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wait yeah, a pony. Who's with me?
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« Reply #113 on: January 30, 2012, 08:38:21 PM » |
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[19:36] atomic7732 If I had to choose...
[19:36] Ivan|afk it would be darv
[19:36] atomic7732 that's tough...
[19:36] Ivan|afk you'd turn shmoopy into female
[19:37] atomic7732 Either darv or fiah
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« Reply #114 on: January 30, 2012, 08:39:32 PM » |
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[19:36] atomic7732 If I had to choose...
[19:36] Ivan|afk it would be darv
[19:36] atomic7732 that's tough...
[19:36] Ivan|afk you'd turn shmoopy into female
[19:37] atomic7732 Either darv or fiah
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« Reply #115 on: January 30, 2012, 08:41:16 PM » |
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atomic7732 fiah only to troll
Darvince lol
atomic7732 ...
atomic7732 hides
Ivan|afk darv only to make love
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atomic7732 you assumer!
Darvince I don't see lol as laugh out loud anymore, i see it as a face with arms hanging over the back of something
atomic7732 I bet you consume too!
and you're fascist!
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Ivan|afk I shall..
quotsnap
that
[20:38] No I'm commie
oh shit
he comes
the power awakes him
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« Reply #116 on: January 30, 2012, 11:51:11 PM » |
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I demand more, Naru. You got my attention. Now finish it. |
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« Reply #117 on: January 31, 2012, 06:24:10 PM » |
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Darvince gripped his hands on skirtisan’s arms. Both looked at eachother in the face, and came closer and closer. Darvince gently put his hand under skirtisan's chin. Then their lips were connected. Skirtisan immediately felt small vibrations rushing through her body at the contact, her heart rate once again beginning to increase.
Holy crap! Darvince thought, wondering if he should take advantage of this absolutely perfect opportunity that had presented itself- because he couldn't do so the last time they had kissed. Yet Darvince didn't care that they weren't at some fancy restaurant, or at a hotel, or even in privacy. As far as he was concerned at the moment, he and skirtisan were the only two people in the world.
Darvince thought he would risk it. He carefully slipped his tongue into skirtisan's mouth. Said person eyes widened, not expecting this in the least. Naturally her first reaction was to pull back immediately, but the way Darvince was using his tongue to-
Oh dear skirt! How is he doing that? the female wondered, quite forgetting herself for a brief moment as her eyes fluttered shut she emitted a very small moan. What am I doing? I...
Darvince became a bit more persistent and in turn he could hear skirtisan making quiet noises that he admitted he rather liked- although it was blatantly obvious that the skirt loving female was deliberately keeping her voice down. How can I make her louder? he briefly wondered, before his mind drew a blank as Darvince also began to utilise her tongue and actually started battling for dominance in this resuscitation turned making out session. The two of them could have been there for only seconds, or maybe minutes, hell they wouldn't be surprised if it was hours; they had completely lost track of time…
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« Reply #118 on: January 31, 2012, 07:30:28 PM » |
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Christina wrapped her arms around Mikkel, as their lips traded bananas. Elizabeth suddenly walked into the room with some cleaning supplies, she dropped them and ran for Sei, who was taking a shower in the kitchen.
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« Reply #119 on: January 31, 2012, 08:34:13 PM » |
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When violet eyes get brighter,
And heavy wings grow lighter,
I'll taste the sky and feel alive again.
And I'll forget the world that I knew,
But I swear I won't forget you.
Oh if my voice could reach back through the past,
I'd whisper in your ear..
Oh darling I wish you were here...
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