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FiahOwl

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« on: December 07, 2011, 10:55:30 AM »

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American Revolution

TIME FOR CHANGE!
On the fateful day of 12/7/2011, President Obama holds an emergency conference that interrupts the regular broadcasting of every station in the United States, and is replayed on major news networks throughout the day. The news is horrifying, and the ramifications of what the president has said have a numbing effect on the public.

Private Ownership of firearms has been outlawed, and Obama has promised a new era of equality and peace. Unfortunately for Obama, Americans would not act like the sheep he had taken them for. Revolution begins.

Americans re-tell the speech to each other, repeating Obama's flowery language and tired cliches.  The United States is a creation of "racists and warmongers," Obama says to a stunned America, and is to be replaced by the North American Union. In the course of this very broadcast, Obama, with two simple pen strokes, signs the "treaties" into law. One dissolves the United States and its Constitution, and the other disarms what is left of the gun-owning United States citizenry, as part and parcel of a United Nations Treaty to ban all firearms, which had already been signed into law by over 40 nations.
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 01:11:23 PM »

It sounds like a very conservative revolution, kol.
Why is it horrifying to end the "right" to own guns? In Denmark for example, there is no such "right", and we have a lower rate of violent crimes. Plus we're not allowed to shoot people simply for stepping on our "territory". Tongue

Anyway, more information on what the revolution seeks to achieve is probably needed. Would people start a revolution over such a "small" issue as gun ownership, or was it the last drop making people get too tired with [insert what they don't like about Obama's rule]?

And why does Obama call USA a creation of "racists and warmongers"? I think it needs some reason underlining the actions there, but ofc the point of it could also just be to portray Obama in a negative way.
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2011, 01:14:00 PM »

It sounds like a very conservative revolution, kol.
Why is it horrifying to end the "right" to own guns? In Denmark for example, there is no such "right", and we have a lower rate of violent crimes. Plus we're not allowed to shoot people simply for stepping on our "territory". Tongue

Anyway, more information on what the revolution seeks to achieve is probably needed. Would people start a revolution over such a "small" issue as gun ownership, or was it the last drop making people get too tired with [insert what they don't like about Obama's rule]?

And why does Obama call USA a creation of "racists and warmongers"? I think it needs some reason underlining the actions there, but ofc the point of it could also just be to portray Obama in a negative way.

I can't explain.. You have to live in America to know what I mean.
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 01:20:08 PM »

Kol, there's a better revolution idea: SOCIALIST REVOLUTION! Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 02:43:52 PM »

Personally, being a monarchist i would go for any party that ensures that it will create/restore a monarchy
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 04:38:11 PM »

*installs kolkatklaws defense system*

*adds cat food*
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2011, 04:57:50 PM »

Wait.. so how did the Congress agree to this?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2011, 05:07:14 PM »

Y U TAKIN' OUR RIGHTS!

If you don't get it, this person is taking a right arrow (our rights) away.


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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2011, 05:19:30 PM »

This took me about a minute, I just felt like you all should know.

Also by "horrible mouse drawing" I meant horrible drawing using a mouse... Clarification before someone says something about that.


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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2011, 05:25:44 PM »

United Socialist States of America would be weird.
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2011, 08:00:47 PM »

United Kingdom of America  Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2011, 09:03:59 PM »

*rides nue's back into the night sunset*
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2011, 09:07:34 PM »

Grand Duchy of America
Union of American Kingdoms
Union of Socialist American States
Empire of America
New Republic of North America
People's Republic of North America
Soviet Republic of America
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